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RRR3
12-09-2024, 10:57 AM
:lol

highwhey
12-09-2024, 11:22 AM
so has jstern, the pdf file. it's pretty weird that an adult follows a minor around on some forum, stalking him even just to get his attention. i'd say that's harassment.

j3lademaster
12-09-2024, 12:32 PM
I have to admit I'm pretty jealous of the attention Axe gets.

SouBeachTalents
12-09-2024, 12:35 PM
I have to admit I'm pretty jealous of the attention Axe gets.
I have to agree, it's rare to find that kind of devotion from someone else, Axe is honestly pretty lucky.

Manny98
12-09-2024, 01:41 PM
99% of his posts are either about Axe or LeBron, dudes clearly a bit special so I just let him be

Axe
12-09-2024, 03:25 PM
You guys should cut the narcissistic mongoloid some slack. His two dead brain cells aren't capable of thinking something else that much outside of me and lebron, after all. :eek:

BurningHammer
12-09-2024, 06:53 PM
They are a weirdo.

j3lademaster
12-09-2024, 08:37 PM
I have to agree, it's rare to find that kind of devotion from someone else, Axe is honestly pretty lucky.IDK about lucky. I'm getting a lot of bad fan vibes. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I9WUKuyYK8w&ab_channel=Flex%27nFlix)

Full Court
12-10-2024, 10:45 AM
IDK about lucky. I'm getting a lot of bad fan vibes. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I9WUKuyYK8w&ab_channel=Flex%27nFlix)

I've gotten a lot of great fan feedback about my poetry. And OP is a sniveling loser. :lol



When you smell a putrid odor

And your nose begins to twitch

The reason is 'cause dopey Axe

Is such a stinky bitch

BurningHammer
12-10-2024, 12:50 PM
I've gotten a lot of great fan feedback about my poetry.

They have come from like 4 users with a lot of alts. :oldlol:

Patrick Chewing
12-10-2024, 03:32 PM
so has jstern, the pdf file. it's pretty weird that an adult follows a minor around on some forum, stalking him even just to get his attention. i'd say that's harassment.

It’s no different than you or RRR3 following me around every day like you both do.

j3lademaster
12-10-2024, 03:51 PM
It’s no different than you or RRR3 following me around every day like you both do.
You’re a man though. You’re 40.

Patrick Chewing
12-10-2024, 03:57 PM
You’re a man though. You’re 40.

It’s still very gay.

highwhey
12-10-2024, 04:21 PM
It’s no different than you or RRR3 following me around every day like you both do.

what are you on about, 400 pounds?

Patrick Chewing
12-10-2024, 04:30 PM
what are you on about, 400 pounds?

Stop being gay and following me around. Gay people are gross.

highwhey
12-10-2024, 04:49 PM
Stop being gay and following me around. Gay people are gross.

listen 4 hundo, you brought me up. keep my name out of your cawk sucking mouth.

https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQtz2kBC4_432MHGcxh8FPPguljxNHSz e1fpW-m7VKIcYHWivKwoZYl7w7SWa67ZUbIg7Ch1v_0bcEWDLqzDHPMj xOUSGzDu1t5SwDqP3g

Axe
12-10-2024, 06:25 PM
what are you on about, 400 pounds?
:milton

MrFonzworth
12-10-2024, 08:40 PM
what are you on about, 400 pounds?

:milton:

Full Court
12-10-2024, 11:06 PM
Yo, OP. Here's another of my masterpieces. You'll LOVE it! You'll love it so much, in fact, that it's guaranteed to send you into a bitch fit. :lol


Ode to Lebron James

He came to the league with great expectations,
They dubbed him The Chosen One.
He gave himself the name King James,
His haters called him LeBum.

Athleticism carried him to great heights,
But he couldn't win a chip,
So he told the Cavs, "See you later!"
And turned around and jumped ship.

He switched his number to twenty-three;
Like Mike he wanted to be.
But Mike's shoes were too big - he couldn't fill them,
As it was plain to see.

His fanboys would say, "Just watch him play,
He gets rebounds, assists, and such."
Good stats he got, but they mattered not
'Cause he couldn't come through in the clutch.

The problem was, he couldn't win a title,
'Til he found a brilliant solution.
He'd get his ring one way or another,
By tampering and collusion.

He won three finals and lost six more,
His fans forgave his losing.
"It's his teammate's fault," they always would say,
As they clung to the stats of their choosing.

Twenty twenty came - the year of the bubble,
He brought the Heat to their knees.
But he couldn't repeat, because Anthony Davis
Got injured by a stiff breeze.

Bronie became desperate; he needed more rings.
So his War Room came up with a plan.
If anybody can save the Lakers
Surely Russ Westbrick can.

"A storm is a-comin'," Lebron proclaimed,
But he said it a little too soon.
When the post-season arrived, where was Bronie?
Kicked back on a beach in Cancun.

Now he's got four rings and three asterisks
But he never was quite the best,
He got smashed by Durant, crushed by Kawhi,
And sonned by Delonte West.

SouBeachTalents
12-10-2024, 11:14 PM
Yo, OP. Here's another of my masterpieces. You'll LOVE it! You'll love it so much, in fact, that it's guaranteed to send you into a bitch fit. :lol


Ode to Lebron James

He came to the league with great expectations,
They dubbed him The Chosen One.
He gave himself the name King James,
His haters called him LeBum.

Athleticism carried him to great heights,
But he couldn't win a chip,
So he told the Cavs, "See you later!"
And turned around and jumped ship.

He switched his number to twenty-three;
Like Mike he wanted to be.
But Mike's shoes were too big - he couldn't fill them,
As it was plain to see.

His fanboys would say, "Just watch him play,
He gets rebounds, assists, and such."
Good stats he got, but they mattered not
'Cause he couldn't come through in the clutch.

The problem was, he couldn't win a title,
'Til he found a brilliant solution.
He'd get his ring one way or another,
By tampering and collusion.

He won three finals and lost six more,
His fans forgave his losing.
"It's his teammate's fault," they always would say,
As they clung to the stats of their choosing.

Twenty twenty came - the year of the bubble,
He brought the Heat to their knees.
But he couldn't repeat, because Anthony Davis
Got injured by a stiff breeze.

Bronie became desperate; he needed more rings.
So his War Room came up with a plan.
If anybody can save the Lakers
Surely Russ Westbrick can.

"A storm is a-comin'," Lebron proclaimed,
But he said it a little too soon.
When the post-season arrived, where was Bronie?
Kicked back on a beach in Cancun.

Now he's got four rings and three asterisks
But he never was quite the best,
He got smashed by Durant, crushed by Kawhi,
And sonned by Delonte West.
Masterpiece??? it looks like it was written by a retard aka a Mongoloid aka a guy with a Down Syndrome

https://cdss.ca/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/Working-with-People-with-Down-Syndrome-Things-You-Should-Know.jpg

Full Court
12-10-2024, 11:57 PM
Masterpiece??? it looks like it was written by a retard aka a Mongoloid aka a guy with a Down Syndrome

https://cdss.ca/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/Working-with-People-with-Down-Syndrome-Things-You-Should-Know.jpg

:roll: Now why am I shocked that a Bronie fluffer such as yourself would go into a bitch fit over it?


Go ahead, cry it out.

:lebroncry:

Lebron23
06-29-2025, 11:28 PM
Masterpiece??? it looks like it was written by a retard aka a Mongoloid aka a guy with a Down Syndrome

https://cdss.ca/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/Working-with-People-with-Down-Syndrome-Things-You-Should-Know.jpg

Hahahaha

highwhey
06-30-2025, 12:11 AM
listen 4 hundo, you brought me up. keep my name out of your cawk sucking mouth.

https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQtz2kBC4_432MHGcxh8FPPguljxNHSz e1fpW-m7VKIcYHWivKwoZYl7w7SWa67ZUbIg7Ch1v_0bcEWDLqzDHPMj xOUSGzDu1t5SwDqP3g

:oldlol:


this was a good joke. the picture was perfectly embedded. i wonder what axe is up to.

- jstern

Lebron23
06-30-2025, 05:51 AM
https://www.facebook.com/share/1AqTHjL6Dv/ when you look like this guy. You can be insecure about LeBron. Full court looks he is retarded or, cross eyed at the same time.

Full Court
06-30-2025, 06:27 PM
https://www.facebook.com/share/1AqTHjL6Dv/ when you look like this guy. You can be insecure about LeBron. Full court looks he is retarded or, cross eyed at the same time.

Full Court's so deep into this guy's tiny little brain that even his medication isn't working anymore.

Pathetic. I'd feel sorry for him if he wasn't such a sniveling little bitch. :confusedshrug: But as it is, he brings it upon himself.

https://images2.imgbox.com/46/54/Pqbx6ZNa_o.png

Lebron23
06-30-2025, 07:00 PM
Full Court's so deep into this guy's tiny little brain that even his medication isn't working anymore.

Pathetic. I'd feel sorry for him if he wasn't such a sniveling little bitch. :confusedshrug: But as it is, he brings it upon himself.

https://images2.imgbox.com/46/54/Pqbx6ZNa_o.png

You are one crazy son of a bitch

Full Court
06-30-2025, 08:27 PM
You are one crazy son of a bitch

Did you know that Lebron Ramone James Sr. has 45 choke jobs in the post season alone?

Since that's who you have as your AV, I wasn't sure if you were aware of that. :lol

Lakers Legend#32
07-01-2025, 12:58 AM
Stop being gay and following me around. Gay people are gross.

Gay people are not gross.

400lbs people like yourself are gross.

Full Court
07-05-2025, 11:07 PM
Gay people are not gross.

400lbs people like yourself are gross.

I'll tell you what's gross.....




Axe's foul odor.







When Axe is near

He makes people gag

Because he smells worse

Than a colostomy bag




So true. :lol

Lebron23
07-12-2025, 11:18 PM
This guy is clearly a homosexual

Full Court
07-13-2025, 10:04 PM
Anyone on ISH

Can instantly see

That the biggest idiots are Axe

And Lebron23


:roll: So true.

BurningHammer
07-14-2025, 11:49 AM
Imagine wasting life writing thousands of pointless poems on strangers on a dying message board. :roll:

So true. :roll:

Full Court
07-14-2025, 04:28 PM
Imagine wasting life writing thousands of pointless poems on strangers on a dying message board. :roll:

So true. :roll:

Imagine getting upset by someone writing uncannily spot on poems to strangers on a dying message board. :roll:







I'm always reminded

When I take a dump

That Autistic Axe

Is a stinky chump





:lol So true.