My dogs chased a cat up a tree and it won't come down

[Patrick Chewing]

If it doesn't come down before nightfall, I'm going to shoot it down with my AR-15. With these cold temperatures, it seems like the humane thing to do. I don't want it crying all night and then freezing to death.

I'll keep you guys posted.

[RRR3]

If it doesn't come down before nightfall, I'm going to shoot it down with my AR-15. With these cold temperatures, it seems like the humane thing to do. I don't want it crying all night and then freezing to death.

I'll keep you guys posted.
The humane thing to do would be to call humane society or someone like that to have someone to come take it down and take it to a no kill shelter :facepalm

Tf is wrong with you? Don't kill an innocent cat.

[ArbitraryWater]

If it doesn't come down before nightfall, I'm going to shoot it down with my AR-15. With these cold temperatures, it seems like the humane thing to do. I don't want it crying all night and then freezing to death.

I'll keep you guys posted.

:roll:



You better be trolling you fat ****

[RRR3]

Also could legit be someone's pet. People shouldn't let their cats out but they do. Just call the humane society or ascpa or a neighbor with a ladder to get it down and take it to a no kill shelter

[highwhey]

maybe it ran up there bc you weigh 400 pounds

[Lakers Legend#32]

If it doesn't come down before nightfall, I'm going to shoot it down with my AR-15. With these cold temperatures, it seems like the humane thing to do. I don't want it crying all night and then freezing to death.

I'll keep you guys posted.

Of course calling animal control or the police never occurred to Poopsie.

He goes straight for the small ***** solution.

[tpols]

If it doesn't come down before nightfall, I'm going to shoot it down with my AR-15. With these cold temperatures, it seems like the humane thing to do. I don't want it crying all night and then freezing to death.

I'll keep you guys posted.


For God's sake tio, just slam your belly into the trees trunk and rattle the kitty out. Or stomp one foot into the ground beneath the tree to cause the same effect. Cats are angels.

[diamenz]

Also could legit be someone's pet. People shouldn't let their cats out but they do. Just call the humane society or ascpa or a neighbor with a ladder to get it down and take it to a no kill shelter

dude calm down you're so gullible.

[j3lademaster]

an AR? Interesting choice. I'd personally go with the M1.

https://i.ibb.co/x1rf998/image.jpg (https://ibb.co/JvSy66F)

[highwhey]

jokes on rr3, i ate my dog

- patrick XXL chewing aka 400 aka Jumbo

https://i.imgflip.com/uej0g.jpg

[Patrick Chewing]

Why is the assumption that I’m shooting the cat? Why not the assumption that I’m shooting the branch it’s on and have it come tumbling down to safety?

It’s still up there by the way. Dude had 2 hours of daylight left.

[Proctor]

How do you guys fall for OP's bait? Every single time. LOL.

Claims to live in NYC, and yet he has you guys thinking he is going to take his "AR-15" and take care of a cat in a tree that he probably doesn't even have on his property.

Jesus christ you guys are so ****ing gullible. And you bite on his racism bait every time too.

:roll:

[Axe]

@Jasper

[Patrick Chewing]

Look at this stupid guy. Just jump dude. It’s only like 20 feet.

https://i.ibb.co/6gcSbrj/IMG-3170.jpg


Called the Fire Department and they will not come out to get him. Looking for my ammo as we speak.

[ShawkFactory]

Look at this stupid guy. Just jump dude. It’s only like 20 feet.

https://i.ibb.co/6gcSbrj/IMG-3170.jpg


Called the Fire Department and they will not come out to get him. Looking for my ammo as we speak.

You’re have a sickness :lol

[ArbitraryWater]

How do you guys fall for OP's bait? Every single time. LOL.

Claims to live in NYC, and yet he has you guys thinking he is going to take his "AR-15" and take care of a cat in a tree that he probably doesn't even have on his property.

Jesus christ you guys are so ****ing gullible. And you bite on his racism bait every time too.

:roll:

well, OP has the receipts apparently :lol

[RRR3]

Look at this stupid guy. Just jump dude. It’s only like 20 feet.

https://i.ibb.co/6gcSbrj/IMG-3170.jpg


Called the Fire Department and they will not come out to get him. Looking for my ammo as we speak.
You were already told you could call the humane society, aspca or just find a ladder or a neighbor with a ladder :facepalm

Stop trying to kill an innocent animal and something good. You believe in heaven right? Stuff like this counts to god.

[Axe]

Look at this stupid guy. Just jump dude. It’s only like 20 feet.

https://i.ibb.co/6gcSbrj/IMG-3170.jpg


Called the Fire Department and they will not come out to get him. Looking for my ammo as we speak.
Dear god, i hope you're not eating him as a snack or something once you get his life. :ohwell:

[Full Court]

You were already told you could call the humane society, aspca or just find a ladder or a neighbor with a ladder :facepalm

Stop trying to kill an innocent animal and something good. You believe in heaven right? Stuff like this counts to god.

I'm just curious, how do you feel about abortion?

[Chick Stern]

What kind of an asshole lets dogs run around off leash?

[1987_Lakers]

well, OP has the receipts apparently :lol

Proctor thinks everything is fake and often guesses wrong on which posters are using certain alts. He thinks 3ball hasn't posted here in years and that his account is controlled by a mod. :lol

[highwhey]

Look at this stupid guy. Just jump dude. It’s only like 20 feet.

https://i.ibb.co/6gcSbrj/IMG-3170.jpg


Called the Fire Department and they will not come out to get him. Looking for my ammo as we speak.

that cat looks like he's scared you will eat him OP. please let him be. go on doordash and order more tripple whoppers.

[MrFonzworth]

Proctor thinks everything is fake and often guesses wrong on which posters are using certain alts. He thinks 3ball hasn't posted here in years and that his account is controlled by a mod. :lol

Way more reasonable then thinking the Pyramids were constructed by aliens:yaohappy:

[1987_Lakers]

Way more reasonable then thinking the Pyramids were constructed by aliens:yaohappy:

https://media0.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExeGQ3c2cxbm9yOGp4YXN5YWZnamNzM2p ncTRiY2ZidXR2MnFlM2RmdyZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfY nlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/QU4ewgcmdcsObx9CG7/giphy.webp

And I'm usually right about stuff.

[Full Court]

Proctor thinks everything is fake and often guesses wrong on which posters are using certain alts. He thinks 3ball hasn't posted here in years and that his account is controlled by a mod. :lol

1987_Lakers thinks the moon is a spaceship.

:roll:

[MrFonzworth]

1987_Lakers thinks the moon is a spaceship.

:roll:

:roll:

[Patrick Chewing]

What kind of an asshole lets dogs run around off leash?

This is in my fenced in backyard you ****ing tranny.

[Media Moderator]

My choice would be a BB gun or a pressure washer.

If it's feral the environmentally friendly thing would be to blast it into a red mist with an AR-15 though. Feral cats are probably the single biggest threat to endangered species next to housing development. But liberals keep pushing for more immigration :confusedshrug

[1987_Lakers]

This is in my fenced in backyard you ****ing tranny.

What happened to the cat?

[Media Moderator]

This is in my fenced in backyard you ****ing tranny.

What a dumbass that loser is:oldlol:

[Patrick Chewing]

What happened to the cat?


I shined a flash light up there just a little while ago and he's still up there. He's going to freeze if he doesn't get down. I put food at the bottom of the tree cause I didn't want RRR3 to freak out and start bleeding out of his lady parts, so we'll see what happens. If he's still up there by the time I get back home from work tomorrow, his next meal will be a lead sandwich.

[1987_Lakers]

I shined a flash light up there just a little while ago and he's still up there. He's going to freeze if he doesn't get down. I put food at the bottom of the tree cause I didn't want RRR3 to freak out and start bleeding out of his lady parts, so we'll see what happens. If he's still up there by the time I get back home from work tomorrow, his next meal will be a lead sandwich.

Put out some tuna if you have some, cats love that shit.

[Patrick Chewing]

My choice would be a BB gun or a pressure washer.

If it's feral the environmentally friendly thing would be to blast it into a red mist with an AR-15 though. Feral cats are probably the single biggest threat to endangered species next to housing development. But liberals keep pushing for more immigration :confusedshrug

I think he's someone's pet in the neighborhood. I've seen him around. But he made the dumb mistake today of jumping over my fence into enemy territory, and now he's put himself in the predicament of being 20-25 feet off the ground. I have no ladder tall enough and as I stated before, the fire department won't come out. I'll call animal services tomorrow, but I don't know how the hell they're going to get him out. A tree cutting service will charge me to get him down so that's off the table. F'king stupid cat.

[RRR3]

I shined a flash light up there just a little while ago and he's still up there. He's going to freeze if he doesn't get down. I put food at the bottom of the tree cause I didn't want RRR3 to freak out and start bleeding out of his lady parts, so we'll see what happens. If he's still up there by the time I get back home from work tomorrow, his next meal will be a lead sandwich.
Imagine being too lazy to make the calls :rolleyes:

Just pick up the phone for ****'s sake. ASPCA, humane society, buy ladder, borrow a ladder, etc.

[RRR3]

I think he's someone's pet in the neighborhood. I've seen him around. But he made the dumb mistake today of jumping over my fence into enemy territory, and now he's put himself in the predicament of being 20-25 feet off the ground. I have no ladder tall enough and as I stated before, the fire department won't come out. I'll call animal services tomorrow, but I don't know how the hell they're going to get him out. A tree cutting service will charge me to get him down so that's off the table. F'king stupid cat.
Yeah if you kill someone's pet you're in a huge amount of trouble.

[Patrick Chewing]

What a surprise that RRR3 is a cat person. :oldlol:

[RRR3]

What a surprise that RRR3 is a cat person. :oldlol:
Pretty much everyone in this thread (besides your best buddy media moderator) is telling you not to kill an innocent animal, dude. It's not that hard to make a few calls or get a ladder. Also if you kill someone's pet you are legit in deep shit.

[highwhey]

put some ****ing ham if you don't have tuna. the cat will come down if he smells food. cats are purrfectly capable of coming down whatever they climbed.

[Media Moderator]

Yeah if you kill someone's pet you're in a huge amount of trouble.

He might but his dogs won't

https://media1.tenor.com/m/QHviARtHDEwAAAAd/friends-joey-tribbiani.gif

F*ck that stupid cat. I enjoy hearing song birds when I step outside with my morning coffee. Fat chance of that if there's a feral cat population around. I legit don't see the point of owning one. They are stupid and uncaring to their human owners

[RRR3]

It's not cats fault some of their owners are dumb enough to let them run around outside. Dogs would also eat birds if people let them outside :facepalm

[Media Moderator]

It's not cats fault some of their owners are dumb enough to let them run around outside. Dogs would also eat birds if people let them outside :facepalm

I have first hand knowledge they are much better at eating cats than climbing up trees to raid bird nests

[Patrick Chewing]

Cat owners are dumb though for losing track of their cats or letting them loose outside. Last year my neighbor's huskies got loose on him and they ran behind my backyard and just mauled another neighbor's cat to death. I understand your dogs getting loose on you cause it's happened to me at times, but I see so many domesticated cats just chilling outside and strolling through the neighborhood.

I posted about this cat on my Ring Doorbell app to see if it was anyone's cat and I had like 5-6 immediate responses asking me questions about the cat cause they had lost theirs. :facepalm

[warriorfan]

Rrr3 is literally addicted to being triggered. Im pretty sure with a lot of this he knows its a troll but gaslights himself somehow into believing its real so he can fake outrage about it.

Truly bizarre behavior.

Funny thread though tbh lol

[RRR3]

Cat owners are dumb though for losing track of their cats or letting them loose outside. Last year my neighbor's huskies got loose on him and they ran behind my backyard and just mauled another neighbor's cat to death. I understand your dogs getting loose on you cause it's happened time and time again, but I see so many domesticated cats just chilling outside and strolling through the neighborhood.

I posted about this cat on my Ring Doorbell app to see if it was anyone's cat and I had like 5-6 immediate responses asking me questions about the cat cause they had lost theirs. :facepalm
Tell them to keep their cat inside if you find its owner. Cat live 3x times as long if they're kept indoors and it's better for the wildlife if they stay in as well. Tell them that and hopefully they're smart enough to listen.

[Proctor]

1987_Lakers thinks the moon is a spaceship.

:roll:
Holy shit.

:roll:

Of course he took the bait. Always.

[diamenz]

cats are purrfectly capable of coming down whatever they climbed.

they're not actually.

[Lakers Legend#32]

Neighbors? Back Yard? Cleary Poopsie does not live in NYC.

[Full Court]

You were already told you could call the humane society, aspca or just find a ladder or a neighbor with a ladder :facepalm

Stop trying to kill an innocent animal and something good. You believe in heaven right? Stuff like this counts to god.


I'm just curious, how do you feel about abortion?

Notice how RRR3 avoids this question like the plague. Spineless lol.

[Patrick Chewing]

Cat belongs to the neighbor three houses down from me. Mexican family. Mom is kinda hot so I'm going to try and put some moves on her once we figure out a way to get the cat down. Cat is still in the tree and it's 20-some degrees right now. I normally don't go for Mexican women, so I'll keep you guys posted on how that goes as well.

[RRR3]

Cat belongs to the neighbor three houses down from me. Mexican family. Mom is kinda hot so I'm going to try and put some moves on her once we figure out a way to get the cat down. Cat is still in the tree and it's 20-some degrees right now. I normally don't go for Mexican women, so I'll keep you guys posted on how that goes as well.
From the web:

If your cat has been stuck in a tree for more than 24 hours, it may be time to call for assistance. Your best bet to start will be animal control officials from a local rescue.

Another option is to call local arborists. They’re experienced in climbing trees safely and have all the necessary safety equipment. You should expect to pay a fee for their time, but if they successfully get your cat down, it’ll be worth it!

[highwhey]

Cat belongs to the neighbor three houses down from me. Mexican family. Mom is kinda hot so I'm going to try and put some moves on her once we figure out a way to get the cat down. Cat is still in the tree and it's 20-some degrees right now. I normally don't go for Mexican women, so I'll keep you guys posted on how that goes as well.

https://i.imgflip.com/uej0g.jpg

[Proctor]

Cat belongs to the neighbor three houses down from me. Mexican family. Mom is kinda hot so I'm going to try and put some moves on her once we figure out a way to get the cat down. Cat is still in the tree and it's 20-some degrees right now. I normally don't go for Mexican women, so I'll keep you guys posted on how that goes as well.

https://media4.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExMXhjc2NyOHFuZWJyNGNpd2pvZmVsMzR sZTk3cjZobzF3aHhmM3l2eSZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfY nlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/L2GmlnGZXl0BPf2DE9/giphy.webp

[Proctor]

Cat belongs to the neighbor three houses down from me. Mexican family. Mom is kinda hot so I'm going to try and put some moves on her once we figure out a way to get the cat down. Cat is still in the tree and it's 20-some degrees right now. I normally don't go for Mexican women, so I'll keep you guys posted on how that goes as well.

https://i.imgflip.com/uej0g.jpg

:roll: :roll: :roll:

[Patrick Chewing]

From the web:

If your cat has been stuck in a tree for more than 24 hours, it may be time to call for assistance. Your best bet to start will be animal control officials from a local rescue.

Another option is to call local arborists. They’re experienced in climbing trees safely and have all the necessary safety equipment. You should expect to pay a fee for their time, but if they successfully get your cat down, it’ll be worth it!

Have already called everyone but an arborist. I'm not calling an arborist. If they want their cat down, they can do that. Her son set up some sort of ingenious elevator system where there's cat food inside a box and if the cat steps in it, the box will come tumbling down. Hopefully this works. If not, there's no way that can survive much longer.

[Patrick Chewing]

https://media4.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExMXhjc2NyOHFuZWJyNGNpd2pvZmVsMzR sZTk3cjZobzF3aHhmM3l2eSZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfY nlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/L2GmlnGZXl0BPf2DE9/giphy.webp

Cool gif!

[SouBeachTalents]

I hope that cat dies a gruesome death.

[RRR3]

Have already called everyone but an arborist. I'm not calling an arborist. If they want their cat down, they can do that. Her son set up some sort of ingenious elevator system where there's cat food inside a box and if the cat steps in it, the box will come tumbling down. Hopefully this works. If not, there's no way that can survive much longer.
Yeah I get that but you should tell them about the arborist idea if they don't know. Hopefully that device works.

[ArbitraryWater]

Notice how RRR3 avoids this question like the plague. Spineless lol.

What DOES rrr3 think of abortion?

[Patrick Chewing]

THE CAT IS DOWN

I repeat...


THE CAT IS DOWN


Now on to Operation: Mexican lady's other puzzycat

[RRR3]

THE CAT IS DOWN

I repeat...


THE CAT IS DOWN


Now on to Operation: Mexican lady's other puzzycat
Tell her to keep the cat inside ffs, its gonna die if she keeps letting it out. They live 3x as long indoors.

[Full Court]

What DOES rrr3 think of abortion?

Good question. We won't know as long as he keeps dodging it.

[Proctor]

Tell her to keep the cat inside ffs, its gonna die if she keeps letting it out. They live 3x as long indoors.
Oh he meant he shot it down.

https://media4.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExMXhjc2NyOHFuZWJyNGNpd2pvZmVsMzR sZTk3cjZobzF3aHhmM3l2eSZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfY nlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/L2GmlnGZXl0BPf2DE9/giphy.webp

[imdaman99]

You full of shit chewing. Where do you find these pics? Must be some random other forum you troll on.

It's way too cold here for the cat to actively stay outside. It would have froze up there. So yeah, go on and troll.

[Patrick Chewing]

Oh he meant he shot it down.

https://media4.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExMXhjc2NyOHFuZWJyNGNpd2pvZmVsMzR sZTk3cjZobzF3aHhmM3l2eSZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfY nlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/L2GmlnGZXl0BPf2DE9/giphy.webp

You got a problem?

[Patrick Chewing]

You full of shit chewing. Where do you find these pics? Must be some random other forum you troll on.

It's way too cold here for the cat to actively stay outside. It would have froze up there. So yeah, go on and troll.


I took that pic with my ****ing phone, Abdullah. Animals can survive a lot longer outside than humans.

[Lakers Legend#32]

I took that pic with my ****ing phone, Abdullah. Animals can survive a lot longer outside than humans.

He didn't take it in his backyard.

No way a women's jewelry clerk can afford a house.

[tpols]

¿Dónde estabas cuando tu tío salvó al gato del árbol?

Un héroe valiente admirado en todo el país,

Y conoció a una bella dama que lo adoró por siempre.

[Patrick Chewing]

¿Dónde estabas cuando tu tío salvó al gato del árbol?

Un héroe valiente admirado en todo el país,

Y conoció a una bella dama que lo adoró por siempre.

:oldlol:


eso mismo

[Jasper]

maybe it ran up there bc you weigh 400 pounds

10 4

scared

[Jasper]

:oldlol:


eso mismo

get this sorry ass wet back out of here

[Patrick Chewing]

get this sorry ass wet back out of here

I'm convinced Jeff is dead. To allow you to be a moderator after all these years and allow all your racist comments can only be explained by Jeff's untimely demise or his complete lack of interest in his message board any more.

[highwhey]

I'm convinced Jeff is dead. To allow you to be a moderator after all these years and allow all your racist comments can only be explained by Jeff's untimely demise or his complete lack of interest in his message board any more.

did you really eat the cat bro? why? couldn't you just doordash more whoppers from burger king since you weigh 500 pounds and require a box truck with a high capacity lift gate to move you around?

https://nationalliftgate.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/12/nlp3.jpg

[RRR3]

I'm convinced Jeff is dead. To allow you to be a moderator after all these years and allow all your racist comments can only be explained by Jeff's untimely demise or his complete lack of interest in his message board any more.
Jasper isn't a moderator, he is racist and should be banned though.

[imdaman99]

I took that pic with my ****ing phone, Abdullah. Animals can survive a lot longer outside than humans.

Animals can definitely withstand more than humans, pendejo. But not a house cat.

I'm convinced you make everything up that you post on here. We all know you're living out a fantasy on here, harassing and sticking it to the libs and Muslims on insidehoops. What a life

[RRR3]

Animals can definitely withstand more than humans, pendejo. But not a house cat.

I'm convinced you make everything up that you post on here. We all know you're living out a fantasy on here, harassing and sticking it to the libs and Muslims on insidehoops. What a life
Got his ass :roll:


Hippopottapatty :oldlol:

[Patrick Chewing]

Animals can definitely withstand more than humans, pendejo. But not a house cat.

I'm convinced you make everything up that you post on here. We all know you're living out a fantasy on here, harassing and sticking it to the libs and Muslims on insidehoops. What a life

So you think I found that pic on the internet and posted it on here and made up the whole story? I just want to understand what you're accusing me of here.

I live nowhere near trees or cats...is that what you're implying? I come up with random topics to amuse myself and trigger brown goat ****ers such as yourself. Is that what you're implying? I just want to clarify.

[RRR3]

*blubbery racist meltdown*
https://i.ibb.co/RhPZpwB/eGK9E4.gif

[Patrick Chewing]

https://i.ibb.co/5YZxLZs/RRR3tard.png

"Existence is pain"

[RRR3]

https://s7.gifyu.com/images/SPGb6.gif

[Patrick Chewing]

Only one of us is posting an actual pic of ourselves.


https://i.ibb.co/5YZxLZs/RRR3tard.png

"Existence is pain"


:roll:

[RRR3]

You posting pics doesn't affect me because I know for a fact you're way uglier than me :lol

Either you're that hideous toad looking dude LeBron23 posted...or you look EVEN WORSE and that's why you won't debunk it.

[Patrick Chewing]

You posting pics doesn't affect me because I know for a fact you're way uglier than me :lol

Either you're that hideous toad looking dude LeBron23 posted...or you look EVEN WORSE and that's why you won't debunk it.


Do you not have mirrors in your house? Have you seen yourself? There is no way that any man in this country looks uglier than you.


You made a conscience decision to leave the house one day looking like this:


https://i.ibb.co/52Y1LN1/77-B16-AB3-50-E6-4634-9430-4-D9561808-C0-A.jpg

[RRR3]

https://i.redd.it/c3vd2f6raa1b1.jpg



"You made a conscience decision to leave the house looking like this"

And it's CONSCIOUS, you idiot.

[warriorfan]

Do you not have mirrors in your house? Have you seen yourself? There is no way that any man in this country looks uglier than you.


You made a conscience decision to leave the house one day looking like this:


https://i.ibb.co/52Y1LN1/77-B16-AB3-50-E6-4634-9430-4-D9561808-C0-A.jpg

dudes hair looks like a rat nest

[Media Moderator]

https://i.ibb.co/52Y1LN1/77-B16-AB3-50-E6-4634-9430-4-D9561808-C0-A.jpg

If I saw this thing in a dark alley at night I'd empty the magazine in it and never look back knowing I didn't have silver bullets.