If Alan's stretchmarks could talk. What would they say?

[LLL3]

https://i.postimg.cc/NFDZcTtT/B238-B289-35-DE-4919-BD81-8-BD1-A1-FB59-C7.jpg

My personal guess

For the love of all that is sacred and holy!!! Please put down the taco!!! Aaaaaarrrgghhhh!!!

[jstern]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E2_gRHJBmCM

[warriorfan]

https://c8.alamy.com/comp/BRA80D/very-pregnant-burchells-zebra-amboseli-national-park-kenya-africa-BRA80D.jpg

[Patrick Chewing]

:roll:


Alan stores food in those stretch marks for when he gets hungry in the middle of the night.

[Media Moderator]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E2_gRHJBmCM

:roll:


https://youtu.be/YVVSJo78T6k?si=OqPm5FugoSHmEQZ0

[Full Court]

I'm the sixth person in this thread.

[warriorfan]

Alan avoiding this thread like it was a salad.

[Full Court]

By the way, who's Alan?

[MrFonzworth]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E2_gRHJBmCM

:yaohappy:

[jstern]

Even though it's impossible for stretchmarks to think and talk, it would be very interesting to listen to a conversation between highwhey's stretchmarks and Axe's stretchmarks.


:roll:


Alan stores food in those stretch marks for when he gets hungry in the middle of the night.

Underrated comment.

Reminds me of Axe keeping various food items under his bed at night, such as rotisserie chicken.

Rotisserie chicken with Hot Pockets. That's an interesting middle of the night meal.

[Patrick Chewing]

Alan avoiding this thread like it was a salad.

Stop it man you're killing me over here!!!


https://media2.giphy.com/media/gjaDUH3UfNnZn2stvY/giphy.gif

[jstern]

Even though it's impossible for stretchmarks to think and talk, it would be very interesting to listen to a conversation between highwhey's stretchmarks and Axe's stretchmarks.



Underrated comment.

Reminds me of Axe keeping various food items under his bed at night, such as rotisserie chicken.

Rotisserie chicken with Hot Pockets. That's an interesting middle of the night meal.

I specifically wrote this post to test if Axe would respond. He did not.

I've noticed for a while, such as when Patrick Chewing won slay of the year 2023, that Axe will never post/respond when his name is mentioned, if highwhey is completely ignoring the thread (http://www.insidehoops.com/forum/showthread.php?509252-Lisa-Marie-Presley-dead&p=14813825&viewfull=1#post14813825). If highwhey refuses to post, so will Axe.

Makes you wonder if they are indeed the same person. That's a lot of posting for one person.

[Axe]

Here goes aspergers greg again on his renowned autism. Rent free, you obsessed moron. :hammerhead:

[Full Court]

I specifically wrote this post to test if Axe would respond. He did not.

I've noticed for a while, such as when Patrick Chewing won slay of the year 2023, that Axe will never post/respond when his name is mentioned, if highwhey is completely ignoring the thread (http://www.insidehoops.com/forum/showthread.php?509252-Lisa-Marie-Presley-dead&p=14813825&viewfull=1#post14813825). If highwhey refuses to post, so will Axe.

Makes you wonder if they are indeed the same person. That's a lot of posting for one person.

You did it. You provoked his autism again. :roll: He didn't want to respond.

But he just....couldn't.....help.....himself. :roll:

[Axe]

So gay and autistic the redneck jizzrag is when he himself also can't stop following me like a little bitch lololol. :sleeping

[Patrick Chewing]

So gay and autistic the redneck jizzrag is when he himself also can't stop following me like a little bitch lololol. :sleeping

You and highweight should have a stretch mark face off.

[Full Court]

So gay and autistic the redneck jizzrag is when he himself also can't stop following me like a little bitch lololol. :sleeping

^Sniveling bitch fit. :lol




Not only does Axe

Throw lots of bitch fits

But he also sports

A pair of bitch tits

[Axe]

:mad: (https://i.ibb.co/TRTS89N/IMG-20220829-102950.jpg)
No u

[jstern]

I love how after I called him out on it, Axe who in all likelihood might be highwhey, is suddenly posting in this thread. The king of the alts.

I wonder what his computer set up looks like.

[Full Court]

I love how after I called him out on it, Axe who in all likelihood might be highwhey, is suddenly posting in this thread. The king of the alts.

I wonder what his computer set up looks like.


This may disappoint you, but Axe is not highwhey. Trust me, I know Axe very well.


He is, however, an autistic idiot. And he has prominent bitch tits. But definitely not highwhey.

[Axe]

The two nincompoops above have derangement syndrome and are completely obsessed over me for whiny reasons. (https://i.ibb.co/LRYVhvB/IMG-20240928-122514.jpg)

[Full Court]

The two nincompoops above have derangement syndrome and are completely obsessed over me for whiny reasons. (https://i.ibb.co/LRYVhvB/IMG-20240928-122514.jpg)

^Sniveling bitch fit.

Must be a regular day. :lol

[Axe]

:violin:

[Full Court]

^Sniveling bitch fit.


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[Axe]

:whatever:

[Hey Yo]

I need a 15pk of tacos and a large mountain dew, no that's all

[Media Moderator]

If Alan's stretchmarks could talk they'd tell us him and Axe just aren't friends on the internet

[Patrick Chewing]

I don’t have a six pack, but I definitely don’t have stretch marks. Highweight has Nazca lines stretch marks.

[Full Court]

I don’t have a six pack, but I definitely don’t have stretch marks. Highweight has Nazca lines stretch marks.

I assume Axe has sretch marks. I don't know for sure, but I imagine they go along with bitch tits.

[Axe]

:mad: (https://i.ibb.co/RpQNPqx/IMG-20221122-211833.jpg)
:oldlol:

[Full Court]

:oldlol:

^Autistic idiot going for the bitch fit record. :lol


What a loser.

[Axe]

https://c.tenor.com/MmtNHyUVtVwAAAAC/tenor.gif

[Full Court]

^Stinky stinky.


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[Axe]

I have to admit I'm pretty jealous of the attention Axe gets.
:lol

[Full Court]

Axe stinks in the morning

And he stinks at night

Can he get any stinkier?

Who knows, he might




:roll:

[Axe]

Even an idiot like you can't deny that this is silly. DeSantis is possibly the least libertarian politician in power today. This law will make no one's life better, solves no one's problems, does nothing but waste mommy or daddy's time because they now have to waste a few minutes reading a form so that "Thomas" can be called "Tom." Even if you are a tran's-obsessed, likely self-hating closet homosexual like DeSantis you should realize that this bill will not stop a trans kid from being a trans kid it just creates something else to have a stupid argument about. Florida has real problems. No one needs any of this.
:lebronamazed:

[rawimpact]

Axe stinks in the morning

And he stinks at night

Can he get any stinkier?

Who knows, he might




:roll:

lol better than most of your poems directed at him

[Media Moderator]

:lebronamazed:

Odd RMWG was really running his mouth here before the election but has hardly returned since Trump won. Poor fella

[Full Court]

lol better than most of your poems directed at him

Really? I thought that one was kind of mediocre. I think this is one of the best:





When you're taking a dump

And you think about Axe

It's 'cause he smells like the turd

Coming out of your ass



:roll:

[Axe]

Odd RMWG was really running his mouth here before the election but has hardly returned since Trump won. (https://i.ibb.co/RPktct9/IMG-20241018-113551.jpg) Poor fella
Who cares. At least he isn't a maga turd.

[Full Court]

Who cares. At least he isn't a maga turd.

Serious question: Is your low testosterone/high testosterone problem one that came by naturally, or is it artificially induced? I have my theory on this, but I figured I'd ask you to get to ground truth.

[Axe]

You have never had a relevant thought in your entire life. You are arrogant and stupid enough to think that someone just chooses these things and has the ability to live a completely happy life denying that their feelings exist. You would push laws on other people that in no way affects your own pursuit of happiness unless your happiness requires the repression of others self expression. Basically... you're an asshole.
Rofl

[Full Court]

When you're walking through the park

And Axe is sitting on a bench

You better keep your distance

Or you'll end up cloaked in stench



:roll:

[Axe]

lol sounds gay and autistic like most of your poems directed at him
:oldlol:

[Full Court]

Still don't know who Alan is, but if his stretch marks could talk, they would say:





Here is the thing

You should know about Axe

He's a fat stinky turd

With the bitch tits to match

:lol

[Patrick Chewing]

Still don't know who Alan is, but if his stretch marks could talk, they would say:





Here is the thing

You should know about Axe

He's a fat stinky turd

With the bitch tits to match

:lol

:oldlol:

[Axe]

:oldlol:
https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQJa8QW9VQXfjk10A76WbjV_Lpq9Upgb B5qsSFQI4b2A9TLYI6Rv7vVU7Gm&s=10

[Patrick Chewing]

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQJa8QW9VQXfjk10A76WbjV_Lpq9Upgb B5qsSFQI4b2A9TLYI6Rv7vVU7Gm&s=10

Looks like the American version of you. :roll:

[Full Court]

Looks like the American version of you. :roll:

:roll:

[ILLsmak]

Some shit about changing social constructs. Haaa.

<3 HW. Goodnite kids.

-Smak

[Media Moderator]

Rofl

Stop kissing ass