man wtf i drank some 0 alc beers and now i'm buzzing

[highwhey]

mind you, i have not had a single drop of alcohol in months. i bought a six pack of these corona 0% and after 2, i'm buzzing like a 13 year old me on his first wine cooler :biggums:

i don't think its placebo either bc i'm suddenly getting the itch to go to a bar or stripclub

[Patrick Chewing]

It's not what you're drinking, it's your cholesterol that's causing the buzzing since you weigh 800 pounds

[highwhey]

It's not what you're drinking, it's your cholesterol that's causing the buzzing since you weigh 800 pounds


hey brother, it's not cool to copy someone else's style. especially in a moment of such dire vulnerability.

anyhow, 800 pounds is an awful lot pal. do i look 800 pounds dawg?

https://i.postimg.cc/85TpBfw4/IMG-3225-1.jpg

[ArbitraryWater]

there is a very tiny amount of alc in non alc beer, my only explanation

[RRR3]

Two blubbery racists fighting again

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[j3lademaster]

hey brother, it's not cool to copy someone else's style. especially in a moment of such dire vulnerability.

anyhow, 800 pounds is an awful lot pal. do i look 800 pounds dawg?

https://i.postimg.cc/85TpBfw4/IMG-3225-1.jpg
5'11 230?

[highwhey]

5'11 230?

250 but yes 5'11

how tall are you?

[j3lademaster]

250 but yes 5'11

how tall are you?

Somewhere around 6'

[j3lademaster]

mind you, i have not had a single drop of alcohol in months. i bought a six pack of these corona 0% and after 2, i'm buzzing like a 13 year old me on his first wine cooler :biggums:

i don't think its placebo either bc i'm suddenly getting the itch to go to a bar or stripclub

Are strip clubs still a thing? I figured Onlyfans killed them off at this point. Like, why would you choose to be a stripper when you can spread your coochie in the comfort and safety of your own home?

[highwhey]

Are strip clubs still a thing? I figured Onlyfans killed them off at this point. Like, why would you choose to be a stripper when you can spread your coochie in the comfort and safety of your own home?

in phoenix yes, i don't know about the east valley.

and they're mostly older chicks. the younger ones for sure are doing the online thing. there still a thing bc a lot of guys prefer the physical thing over the online simping.

[imdaman99]

I remember going to a concert and my boy bought me non alcoholic beer since I obviously don't drink

That shit was disgusting. I'm glad that shit is outlawed in my religion. I told my friend and he was like yeah beers don't taste good, it's for the buzz it gives you. Sure guys, pay a lot of money to drink shit and kill braincells just because you wanna escape reality.

Not judging you, OP :lol

[Patrick Chewing]

I remember going to a concert and my boy bought me non alcoholic beer since I obviously don't drink

That shit was disgusting. I'm glad that shit is outlawed in my religion. I told my friend and he was like yeah beers don't taste good, it's for the buzz it gives you. Sure guys, pay a lot of money to drink shit and kill braincells just because you wanna escape reality.

Not judging you, OP :lol

This man is in a prison that he worships daily. :facepalm

[RRR3]

This man is in a prison that he worships daily. :facepalm
It's his choice, do you not believe in the freedom to choose, fats? Just like it's your choice to eat nothing but Burger King.

[Patrick Chewing]

It's his choice, do you not believe in the freedom to choose, fats? Just like it's your choice to eat nothing but Burger King.

Why do you do this gay thing of speaking for other posters that I'm speaking to just cause you don't like me? It's gay and childish. Mind your own business you pedo.


Existence is pain.

[RRR3]

Why do you do this gay thing of speaking for other posters that I'm speaking to just cause you don't like me? It's gay and childish. Mind your own business you pedo.


Existence is pain.
It's interesting you constantly project. You were already exposed as projecting about your weight with the XXL stuff and your pic. You were then exposed as projecting about your pedophilic tendencies (saying you were waiting for a girl to turn 18 and had been following her for years, yikes). I wonder what else you're projecting about...

[highwhey]

It's interesting you constantly project. You were already exposed as projecting about your weight with the XXL stuff and your pic. You were then exposed as projecting about your pedophilic tendencies (saying you were waiting for a girl to turn 18 and had been following her for years, yikes). I wonder what else you're projecting about...

wait what? where did he say such things?

[RRR3]

wait what? where did he say such things?

http://www.insidehoops.com/forum/showthread.php?491684-18

[RRR3]

Mmmm I’ve been waiting for her for a long time. Good lord if she got an Only Fans account....good lawd i am all up on that. I used to date a ghetto ho like her and that’s my guilty pleasure.


The girl was EIGHTEEN when he said this. Meaning he was lusting over her as a minor :biggums:

http://www.insidehoops.com/forum/showthread.php?491684-18

[Patrick Chewing]

It's interesting you constantly project. You were already exposed as projecting about your weight with the XXL stuff and your pic. You were then exposed as projecting about your pedophilic tendencies (saying you were waiting for a girl to turn 18 and had been following her for years, yikes). I wonder what else you're projecting about...

You're entire existence on this site is a projection. There is no way you would troll and conduct yourself like this if you were around any one of us in person. You are a ****ing hermit that lives in your parent's basement. You look like Pat from Saturday Night Live. You post suicidal threads about a girl dumping you. You whine and cry and call everyone you don't like a Nazi. And you're the worst Jewish person I know. So if there is anyone here who is projecting, it's you. You would get destroyed if you spewed half the garbage you spew on here in person.

[highwhey]

ima go get a 12pk and will be back with my thots on this matter, hold tight

[RRR3]

You're entire existence on this site is a projection. There is no way you would troll and conduct yourself like this if you were around any one of us in person. You are a ****ing hermit that lives in your parent's basement. You look like Pat from Saturday Night Live. You post suicidal threads about a girl dumping you. You whine and cry and call everyone you don't like a Nazi. And you're the worst Jewish person I know. So if there is anyone here who is projecting, it's you. You would get destroyed if you spewed half the garbage you spew on here in person.
This is yet another projection because we all know you'd be petrified to say the stuff you say on here irl. What do I say on here that people don't say irl? I'm not the one saying bigoted slurs

[Patrick Chewing]

ima go get a 12pk and will be back with my thots on this matter, hold tight

Quit being a bitch and don't buy non-alcoholic. F'n p*ssy. SMH.

[Patrick Chewing]

This is yet another projection because we all know you'd be petrified to say the stuff you say on here irl. What do I say on here that people don't say irl? I'm not the one saying bigoted slurs

You're a shit talker. You call everyone a Nazi. You would get destroyed if you walked up to someone you didn't align with politically and called him a Nazi. Plus, you look like a weakling. You wear glasses. You look like the typical limp-wristed Liberal with no fighting skills. There's no way you would say the stuff you say on here to anyone in person. And God knows that if I ever bumped into you, I'd gladly go to jail for setting your ass straight once and for all.

[Patrick Chewing]

And go ask ItsMillerTime and DonDadda why they don't post on here anymore. They ****ed around a little too much and I was able to share with them how I pinpointed their exact location on the map with ease.


So yeah you f'n dweeb, there's no way you'd say the shit you say on here to me in person. Bitch ass fake Jew.

[RRR3]

You're a shit talker. You call everyone a Nazi. You would get destroyed if you walked up to someone you didn't align with politically and called him a Nazi. Plus, you look like a weakling. You wear glasses. You look like the typical limp-wristed Liberal with no fighting skills. There's no way you would say the stuff you say on here to anyone in person. And God knows that if I ever bumped into you, I'd gladly go to jail for setting your ass straight once and for all.
I love that I can get you this worked up :roll:


Double posted too, you are FUMING

[MrFonzworth]

3 consecutive posts in 6 minutes. Dude's sweating gravy.

[highwhey]

im really glad i didn't drink the real stuff :pimp:

[RRR3]

3 consecutive posts in 6 minutes. Dude's sweating gravy.
:roll: :roll: :roll:

He probably went into cardiac arrest, the tub :lol

[HitandRun Reggie]

Godzuki OD's on a blunt
This highwey guy gets buzzed on Near Beer

Weak genes. Weak era

[highwhey]

Godzuki OD's on a blunt
This highwey guy gets buzzed on Near Beer

Weak genes. Weak era

bitch, aren't you posting from an alt? :roll:

[warriorfan]

hey brother, it's not cool to copy someone else's style. especially in a moment of such dire vulnerability.

anyhow, 800 pounds is an awful lot pal. do i look 800 pounds dawg?

https://i.postimg.cc/85TpBfw4/IMG-3225-1.jpg

The Hunchback of El Paso

[Patrick Chewing]

The Hunchback of El Paso

Where's his neck??

:roll:

[warriorfan]

Where's his neck??

:roll:

:crazysam:

:roll:

looks like a humpback mexican version of john candy

[highwhey]

3 consecutive posts in 6 minutes. Dude's sweating gravy.

:roll::roll:

[Media Moderator]

The Hunchback of El Paso

:roll::roll::roll:

Warriorfan is on fire today. Avoiding this thread like it's a salad and now this. :oldlol:

The brutality!

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[ILLsmak]

Are strip clubs still a thing? I figured Onlyfans killed them off at this point. Like, why would you choose to be a stripper when you can spread your coochie in the comfort and safety of your own home?

I think there is more going on with strip clubs and strippers. Sex trade will never die. Much harder to get coke or w/e as onlyfans, plus there is a sea of hos. You’d think they’d get rid of ugly girls. I went to one when I was 18, to see what was up, and it was shocking how average or worse they all were. There was one girl who was just 18 that was fkn hot tho.

You gotta have looks and a game plan to only fan. Plus I am sure strippers enjoy the vibe, too. Only fans is actually way weirder than a strip club. It’s even more phony.

Might as well watch ai. I guess that’s next.

-Smak

[tpols]

I remember going to a concert and my boy bought me non alcoholic beer since I obviously don't drink

That shit was disgusting. I'm glad that shit is outlawed in my religion. I told my friend and he was like yeah beers don't taste good, it's for the buzz it gives you. Sure guys, pay a lot of money to drink shit and kill braincells just because you wanna escape reality.

Not judging you, OP :lol


You kinda did judge him. :lol

There are drinks you can make and high quality beers that do taste good. Ancient cultures used to drink beer instead of water to protect against bacteria. Egyptians rationed a lot of beer to the people.

[highwhey]

gonna drink more non-alcoholic beers today :pimp:

[Media Moderator]

gonna drink more non-alcoholic beers today :pimp:

This dude is going to be off the wagon and posting from a smuggled phone inside rehab before Valentine's Day

[Patrick Chewing]

The Hunchback of El Paso

Jstern I need you to look at this post and consider it for your your Slay of the Year post which is ironically once again at the expense of highweight.

[ArbitraryWater]

the girl was eighteen when he said this. Meaning he was lusting over her as a minor :biggums:

http://www.insidehoops.com/forum/showthread.php?491684-18


WOW THATS SO CRAZY OMG!!!


****ing nerd :oldlol: