View Full Version : Why was Patrick Chewing's thread about his itchy taint deleted? Who snitched?
SunsN07BookIt
01-23-2025, 11:33 AM
It was over a year old. All I did was bump it. Yes it was disgusting. But there's been a lot worse here left up
Patrick Chewing
01-23-2025, 11:57 AM
I make quality threads on here and they get deleted! Is it because I'm a minority?? Shit ain't right!
j3lademaster
01-23-2025, 12:04 PM
Everyone should invest in a bidet.
warriorfan
01-23-2025, 12:08 PM
Everyone should invest in a bidet.
Stop shooting water up your ass like a homo
j3lademaster
01-23-2025, 12:14 PM
Stop shooting water up your ass like a homo
Do you not wash your ass?
Patrick Chewing
01-23-2025, 12:23 PM
Oh I forgot to give you guys an update since the original thread was made in 2023, but every time after I get out of the shower, I put vaseline on my taint to prevent the itching. I haven't had that problem since.
diamenz
01-23-2025, 01:09 PM
Oh I forgot to give you guys an update since the original thread was made in 2023, but every time after I get out of the shower, I put vaseline on my taint to prevent the itching. I haven't had that problem since.
i know.
That autistic moron jstern probably did.
SouBeachTalents
01-23-2025, 04:39 PM
Oh I forgot to give you guys an update since the original thread was made in 2023, but every time after I get out of the shower, I put vaseline on my taint to prevent the itching. I haven't had that problem since.
Do you have any before and after pics?
jstern
01-23-2025, 05:50 PM
Why did the OP stop using his highwhey account? He stopped using the highwhey account (only one post yesterday), ever since Patrick Chewing created this thread (http://www.insidehoops.com/forum/showthread.php?520098-Never-forget-the-time-Alan-failed-the-milk-crate-challenge).
That autistic moron jstern probably did.
You're obsessed.
You haven't written 'jstern' in a post in years.
:blah
I guess autistic greg would have been more accurate.
Patrick Chewing
01-23-2025, 06:50 PM
Do you have any before and after pics?
PM me your email. I'll send you the pics.
Hey Yo
01-23-2025, 07:03 PM
:blah
I guess autistic greg would have been more accurate.
Get back in the ring you fat piece of shit
^^Says the hillbilly son of a bitch who lives in the trailer park. Go wash your filthy ass up, motherfukker. ./.
Lakers Legend#32
01-24-2025, 02:06 AM
PM me your email. I'll send you the pics.
Remember wide angle lens.
Then post it on this page.
Patrick Chewing
01-24-2025, 02:51 AM
Remember wide angle lens.
Then post it on this page.
What a weirdo.
Chick Stern
01-24-2025, 12:40 PM
Stop shooting water up your ass like a homo
Paper is a crappy way to clean your ass
Off the Court
01-24-2025, 12:52 PM
Paper is a crappy way to clean your ass
https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/71D1zV9KSpL._AC_UF1000,1000_QL80_.jpg
Once you start using flushable wipes, YOU NEVER GO BACK.
Clean your ass fellas. And stop going to Supercuts.
Groom yourself.
Don't be a trashy warriorfan who is in a constant stinky meth hangover and looks like he just crawled out a of dumpster and is barely clinging onto to life and obsesses on men taking it up the ass.
Off the Court
01-24-2025, 12:54 PM
But also no one cared to ask OP why he was trying to hunt down a year old thread about Chewing's taint? :oldlol:
warriorfan
01-24-2025, 12:59 PM
https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/71D1zV9KSpL._AC_UF1000,1000_QL80_.jpg
Once you start using flushable wipes, YOU NEVER GO BACK.
Clean your ass fellas. And stop going to Supercuts.
Groom yourself.
Don't be a trashy warriorfan who is in a constant stinky meth hangover and looks like he just crawled out a of dumpster and is barely clinging onto to life and obsesses on men taking it up the ass.
How many times a day are you shitting and requiring you to use literal baby wipes? This sounds like a diet problem to be honest. Most people take a shit once a day in the morning and don’t need to have baby wipes stashed in their purse while taking messy emergency shits all the time.
Seriously go see a doctor or something. Something ain’t right.
Media Moderator
01-24-2025, 01:04 PM
Paper is a crappy way to clean your ass
I ain't gonna lie. I love my warm water bidet. But I'd NEVER use one in a public restroom. Not that they have them here in the states anyway. I just try to avoid going #2 in public restrooms period. I think I was forced to use them only 5-6 times last year.
Off the Court
01-24-2025, 01:25 PM
How many times a day are you shitting and requiring you to use literal baby wipes? This sounds like a diet problem to be honest. Most people take a shit once a day in the morning and don’t need to have baby wipes stashed in their purse while taking messy emergency shits all the time.
Seriously go see a doctor or something. Something ain’t right.
So you have a Supercuts hair cut, and you don't clean yourself. But also you wear $500 Gold Trump sneakers. That's so weird. I guess it's on brand for a drug addict though.
What weird little methy and stinky guy you are.
warriorfan
01-24-2025, 01:37 PM
So you have a Supercuts hair cut, and you don't clean yourself. But also you wear $500 Gold Trump sneakers. That's so weird. I guess it's on brand for a drug addict though.
What weird little methy and stinky guy you are.
Wait wait wait…How many shits are you exactly taking a day? Why are your shits so messy? What are you eating?
:crazysam:
j3lademaster
01-24-2025, 04:20 PM
Wait wait waitÂ…How many shits are you exactly taking a day? Why are your shits so messy? What are you eating?
:crazysam:Bruh, do you go around asking people how often they take a shit or something? Do you think these are normal conversations? According to Chatgpt, 3 per day to 3 per week is within the range of normal.
You're honestly just telling on yourself in this thread.
1) you like to survey people around you about their bowel movements. No wonder you have no friends.
2) You think basic hygiene practice like letting water hit your asshole so you can rinse it is 'homo'. This is probably the main reason you're going to die a lonely virgin even in the off chance that you actually find a girl who puts up with your weird, incel personality.
And you don't have to keep a purse around to have wet wipes, it's called a drawer.
draw·er
/drôr/
noun
1.
a box-shaped storage compartment without a lid, made to slide horizontally in and out of a desk, chest, or other piece of furniture.
Maybe get a few for your house so it doesn't look like a crack den.
Bruh, do you go around asking people how often they take a shit or something? Do you think these are normal conversations? According to Chatgpt, 3 per day to 3 per week is within the range of normal.
You're honestly just telling on yourself in this thread.
1) you like to survey people around you about their bowel movements. No wonder you have no friends.
2) You think basic hygiene practice like letting water hit your asshole so you can rinse it is 'homo'. This is probably the main reason you're going to die a lonely virgin even in the off chance that you actually find a girl who puts up with your weird, incel personality.
And you don't have to keep a purse around to have wet wipes, it's called a drawer.
Maybe get a few for your house so it doesn't look like a crack den.
:roll:
Bruh, do you go around asking people how often they take a shit or something? Do you think these are normal conversations? According to Chatgpt, 3 per day to 3 per week is within the range of normal.
You're honestly just telling on yourself in this thread.
1) you like to survey people around you about their bowel movements. No wonder you have no friends.
2) You think basic hygiene practice like letting water hit your asshole so you can rinse it is 'homo'. This is probably the main reason you're going to die a lonely virgin even in the off chance that you actually find a girl who puts up with your weird, incel personality.
And you don't have to keep a purse around to have wet wipes, it's called a drawer.
Maybe get a few for your house so it doesn't look like a crack den.
Jesus Christ :roll: :roll: :roll:
MrFonzworth
01-24-2025, 05:03 PM
Bruh, do you go around asking people how often they take a shit or something? Do you think these are normal conversations? According to Chatgpt, 3 per day to 3 per week is within the range of normal.
You're honestly just telling on yourself in this thread.
1) you like to survey people around you about their bowel movements. No wonder you have no friends.
2) You think basic hygiene practice like letting water hit your asshole so you can rinse it is 'homo'. This is probably the main reason you're going to die a lonely virgin even in the off chance that you actually find a girl who puts up with your weird, incel personality.
And you don't have to keep a purse around to have wet wipes, it's called a drawer.
Maybe get a few for your house so it doesn't look like a crack den.
:roll:Jesus Christ :roll: :roll: :roll:
:roll:
:roll:
https://i.ibb.co/svGvjYy/IMG-4719.png
"The playboy" :roll: :roll:
Full Court
01-24-2025, 05:24 PM
Question: What smells worse than an itchy taint?
Answer: Axe
:roll:
Off the Court
01-24-2025, 05:27 PM
https://i.ibb.co/svGvjYy/IMG-4719.png
"The playboy" :roll: :roll:
:roll:
I'm dead
highwhey
01-24-2025, 05:28 PM
Bruh, do you go around asking people how often they take a shit or something? Do you think these are normal conversations? According to Chatgpt, 3 per day to 3 per week is within the range of normal.
You're honestly just telling on yourself in this thread.
1) you like to survey people around you about their bowel movements. No wonder you have no friends.
2) You think basic hygiene practice like letting water hit your asshole so you can rinse it is 'homo'. This is probably the main reason you're going to die a lonely virgin even in the off chance that you actually find a girl who puts up with your weird, incel personality.
And you don't have to keep a purse around to have wet wipes, it's called a drawer.
Maybe get a few for your house so it doesn't look like a crack den.
:roll: holy shit
Media Moderator
01-24-2025, 05:33 PM
:roll:
I'm dead
.
Like you haven't already seen that photo a million times already :rolleyes:
Off the Court
01-24-2025, 05:39 PM
.
Like you haven't already seen that photo a million times already :rolleyes:
It kills me every time. :oldlol:
It does need some gold Trump shoes though. Somehow, can't see warrior's feet in that pic unfortunately.
It kills me every time. :oldlol:
It does need some gold Trump shoes though. Somehow, can't see warrior's feet in that pic unfortunately.
https://i.ibb.co/19RDY3R/IMG-5707.png
Off the Court
01-24-2025, 06:00 PM
https://i.ibb.co/19RDY3R/IMG-5707.png
https://media2.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExa3JpZDQzcHg5bXB6Zjd4ZXRta2dzNjV qYjgyZzF6MmUyYjRwb3h5YSZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfY nlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/29HRejgahYenVsohB5/giphy.gif
https://i.ibb.co/19RDY3R/IMG-5707.png
So the last four in the list are also his alt accounts? Interesting. (https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTgJlaYykOeriV0g-CmztDbyLIB7OzQHuDISg&usqp=CAU)
j3lademaster
01-24-2025, 07:08 PM
https://i.ibb.co/19RDY3R/IMG-5707.png
Look at that mouth.
When his meth dealer asks for a blowjob, Warriorfan gives him a whole blowcareer.
warriorfan
01-24-2025, 09:46 PM
Bruh, do you go around asking people how often they take a shit or something? Do you think these are normal conversations? According to Chatgpt, 3 per day to 3 per week is within the range of normal.
You're honestly just telling on yourself in this thread.
1) you like to survey people around you about their bowel movements. No wonder you have no friends.
2) You think basic hygiene practice like letting water hit your asshole so you can rinse it is 'homo'. This is probably the main reason you're going to die a lonely virgin even in the off chance that you actually find a girl who puts up with your weird, incel personality.
And you don't have to keep a purse around to have wet wipes, it's called a drawer.
Maybe get a few for your house so it doesn't look like a crack den.
Explain this too me.
You wake up in the morning. Take a shit, take a shower. There you go.
What is all this nonsense with baby wipes and blasting water up your booty hole?
You got some crazy stinky tofu shits or somethin my man? Legit how many times are you going a day?
I know asians are lacto so maybe your crazy shits are coming from dairy. Maybe you can try cutting out gluten.
I would go to a doctor regardless though.
highwhey
01-24-2025, 10:07 PM
Explain this too me.
You wake up in the morning. Take a shit, take a shower. There you go.
What is all this nonsense with baby wipes and blasting water up your booty hole?
You got some crazy stinky tofu shits or somethin my man? Legit how many times are you going a day?
I know asians are lacto so maybe your crazy shits are coming from dairy. Maybe you can try cutting out gluten.
I would go to a doctor regardless though.
don't you smoke meth?
Patrick Chewing
01-24-2025, 10:24 PM
Explain this too me.
You wake up in the morning. Take a shit, take a shower. There you go.
What is all this nonsense with baby wipes and blasting water up your booty hole?
You got some crazy stinky tofu shits or somethin my man? Legit how many times are you going a day?
I know asians are lacto so maybe your crazy shits are coming from dairy. Maybe you can try cutting out gluten.
I would go to a doctor regardless though.
Off the Court is a homo. It’s as simple as that. He keeps his anus area clean and slick for easy entry.
j3lademaster
01-24-2025, 11:18 PM
Explain this too me.
You wake up in the morning. Take a shit, take a shower. There you go.
What is all this nonsense with baby wipes and blasting water up your booty hole?
You got some crazy stinky tofu shits or somethin my man? Legit how many times are you going a day?
I know asians are lacto so maybe your crazy shits are coming from dairy. Maybe you can try cutting out gluten.
I would go to a doctor regardless though.
5 hours and this is the best you can come up with?
Because we all know your bitchass doesn't have any friends, a family or a job so I know you were thinking of your 'comeback' all day. Something something about generic asian jokes and poop smelling like stinky tofu and asians being lactose. We can't have a back and forth if this is all you have.
But yes, my poop does stink. Is that a bad thing? Does yours smell good? Whooo, got me there. I eat ~2300 cal/day with 150-200g of protein and a healthy focus on fiber so I can have regular bowel movements. No one in my family is lactose intolerant so I didn't even know that was a thing, so thanks for doing this research in the last 5 hours on asians to try to help me improve my life. Much appreciated. I usually poop once a day, since I intermittent fast, but I'll have a cheat day on sat or sun where I'll consume closer to 3k or 3500 cal so I might have a second poo sesh on those days. Your mom usually comes over to have me do that one on her chest, so I guess the apple doesn't fall far from the tree this obsession you have with other people pooping. Do you get off on it as well?
Warriorfan has legit spent this entire thread asking other posters about their shitting habits :roll:
Off the Court
01-24-2025, 11:33 PM
Off the Court is a homo. It’s as simple as that. He keeps his anus area clean and slick for easy entry.
Normal people clean their ass.
Weird f@#ks put Vaseline on their taint and make a thread about it.
Off the Court
01-24-2025, 11:38 PM
Warriorfan shits one tiny little shit a week. Small pellets like a rabbit. Because meth heads don't eat food.
"You guys have to wipe your butt? WTF!!??"
Patrick Chewing
01-25-2025, 12:15 AM
Normal people clean their ass.
Weird f@#ks put Vaseline on their taint and make a thread about it.
You should try the Vaseline you twink. No more itching. Skin feels softer too.
BurningHammer
01-25-2025, 12:17 AM
5 hours and this is the best you can come up with?
Because we all know your bitchass doesn't have any friends, a family or a job so I know you were thinking of your 'comeback' all day. Something something about generic asian jokes and poop smelling like stinky tofu and asians being lactose. We can't have a back and forth if this is all you have.
But yes, my poop does stink. Is that a bad thing? Does yours smell good? Whooo, got me there. I eat ~2300 cal/day with 150-200g of protein and a healthy focus on fiber so I can have regular bowel movements. No one in my family is lactose intolerant so I didn't even know that was a thing, so thanks for doing this research in the last 5 hours on asians to try to help me improve my life. Much appreciated. I usually poop once a day, since I intermittent fast, but I'll have a cheat day on sat or sun where I'll consume closer to 3k or 3500 cal so I might have a second poo sesh on those days. Your mom usually comes over to have me do that one on her chest, so I guess the apple doesn't fall far from the tree this obsession you have with other people pooping. Do you get off on it as well?
:eek:
SouBeachTalents
01-25-2025, 12:42 AM
This fvcking thread :roll:
Hey Yo
01-25-2025, 09:58 AM
Imagine carrying around a water bottle or a squirt bottle to spray up your ass in case you have to use a public toilet. That's gay AF.
j3lademaster
01-25-2025, 01:09 PM
Imagine carrying around a water bottle or a squirt bottle to spray up your ass in case you have to use a public toilet. That's gay AF.
No one:
I mean, absolutely no one: …
Hey Yo: it’d be totally gay to carry around a bottle of water to squirt up my ass whenever I’m feeling frisky so I definitely don’t do that.
Do you excessively *********e because you’re horny or are you just depressed and need the dopamine?
Media Moderator
01-25-2025, 01:19 PM
Do you excessively *********e because you’re horny or are you just depressed and need the dopamine?
I used to do that a lot lol. Not because I was depressed but before I had to meet with people I probably wasn't going to be thrilled to be around. I've noticed people want to see a smile instead of a frown when you greet them haha
warriorfan
01-25-2025, 01:38 PM
5 hours and this is the best you can come up with?
Because we all know your bitchass doesn't have any friends, a family or a job so I know you were thinking of your 'comeback' all day. Something something about generic asian jokes and poop smelling like stinky tofu and asians being lactose. We can't have a back and forth if this is all you have.
But yes, my poop does stink. Is that a bad thing? Does yours smell good? Whooo, got me there. I eat ~2300 cal/day with 150-200g of protein and a healthy focus on fiber so I can have regular bowel movements. No one in my family is lactose intolerant so I didn't even know that was a thing, so thanks for doing this research in the last 5 hours on asians to try to help me improve my life. Much appreciated. I usually poop once a day, since I intermittent fast, but I'll have a cheat day on sat or sun where I'll consume closer to 3k or 3500 cal so I might have a second poo sesh on those days. Your mom usually comes over to have me do that one on her chest, so I guess the apple doesn't fall far from the tree this obsession you have with other people pooping. Do you get off on it as well?
Don’t gotta be mad you and your family have weird messy asian shits all the time and need to be constantly blasting water up your booty hole so you aren’t caked in diarrhea.
It is what it is g.
MrFonzworth
01-26-2025, 03:03 AM
I used to do that a lot lol. Not because I was depressed but before I had to meet with people I probably wasn't going to be thrilled to be around. I've noticed people want to see a smile instead of a frown when you greet them haha
Uhh, askers?
AlternativeAcc.
01-26-2025, 05:37 AM
Off the court bragging about carrying around baby wipes with him? :oldlol:
My shits leave almost no residue and take 30 seconds. Once a day.
If you need baby wipes you are probably deeply unhealthy and eating a lot of processed vegan shit. I used to work with a guy like that who would blow up the toilet and leave massive skid marks. Big time liberal vegetarian.
FKAri
01-26-2025, 01:13 PM
https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/71D1zV9KSpL._AC_UF1000,1000_QL80_.jpg
Once you start using flushable wipes, YOU NEVER GO BACK.
Clean your ass fellas. And stop going to Supercuts.
Groom yourself.
Don't be a trashy warriorfan who is in a constant stinky meth hangover and looks like he just crawled out a of dumpster and is barely clinging onto to life and obsesses on men taking it up the ass.
Seems like a marketing gimmick targeted to young men who are insecure about using regular old flushable wipes.
Media Moderator
01-26-2025, 02:03 PM
Seems like a marketing gimmick targeted to young men who are insecure about using regular old flushable wipes.
That's exactly what I thought too when I saw OTC's post :oldlol:. I expected them to charge a 50%-%100 premium over regular flushable baby wipes but they appear to be just as cheap or cheaper than regular name brand baby wipes
I definitely wouldn't carry this around but I consider it a pretty good idea. I just don't use the restroom enough outside the house and try to always shower after doing #2 at the house if I'm using the non bidet toilet. Nothing worse than cleaning with paper and then an hour later your butthole starts getting itchy because you didn't get in there enough to clean out every little speck of shit out. I know....I know....TMI! :oldlol:
SouBeachTalents
01-26-2025, 02:30 PM
I had no idea wipes were so divisive on here :lol I use them because they're much more comfortable than toilet paper. Since I work remotely I wouldn't have the need to bring them with me, I genuinely can't remember the last time I took a shit in a public bathroom, it's been a very long time lol
Off the Court
01-26-2025, 03:51 PM
Men who actually have regular sex with women use wipes. Every ass stinks like ass. Some of you literally think your shit don't stink lol.
This thread let's you know who the incels really are.
Stinky ass insta ruins the mood, it is unacceptable. And if the mood hits usually you can't pause to jump in the shower, or you may not be at home.
warriorfan
01-26-2025, 05:28 PM
Men who actually have regular sex with women use wipes. Every ass stinks like ass. Some of you literally think your shit don't stink lol.
This thread let's you know who the incels really are.
Stinky ass insta ruins the mood, it is unacceptable. And if the mood hits usually you can't pause to jump in the shower, or you may not be at home.
:roll: :roll: :roll:
Bro stop projecting. We all aren’t overweight indians with irritable bowel syndrome like you.
And stop pretending like you aren’t gay. It’s 2025, no one cares you take it up the ass big time.
StickyWice
01-26-2025, 06:29 PM
Don’t gotta be mad you and your family have weird messy asian shits all the time and need to be constantly blasting water up your booty hole so you aren’t caked in diarrhea.
It is what it is g.
I Chinese and you right. My peepol not clean very dirty. We use oil from sewer to save mooney. I move to America to get away and here Chinese do same. No good china peepol
^^Yikes, another alt of autistic greg.
highwhey
01-26-2025, 07:01 PM
I Chinese and you right. My peepol not clean very dirty. We use oil from sewer to save mooney. I move to America to get away and here Chinese do same. No good china peepol
jeeze dude, cringe alt
StickyWice
01-26-2025, 07:32 PM
jeeze dude, cringe alt
Who chu? I can smell stinky from here.
I kno yu not use to looking in mirror and I can see why. But self reflection very good. Twy sometime
Media Moderator
01-26-2025, 08:23 PM
All I know is wipes or no wipes, Axe must need a mop handle to get all in that DEEP ass crack. Although he probably doesn't do a great job and there's a disgusting amount of dried shitcake wedged in there at any given time
*Autistic ranting*
Listen up, you overweight lying son of a bitch. With the exception of your butt buddies itb, everyone knows that you're the idiot who weighs 400 lbs. So if anything, you should be telling those crap to yourself. Not towards anyone else.
BurningHammer
01-26-2025, 09:52 PM
Who chu? I can smell stinky from here.
I kno yu not use to looking in mirror and I can see why. But self reflection very good. Twy sometime
Lame alt. :ohwell:
warriorfan
01-26-2025, 11:06 PM
Who chu? I can smell stinky from here.
I kno yu not use to looking in mirror and I can see why. But self reflection very good. Twy sometime
lmao :roll:
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