Should Dwight Howard just do a Juwanna Mann and dominate the WNBA?

[Neal Romer]

He wants to get back into pro basketball. NBA teams dont feel like he can still contribute at the men's top level and aren't signing him. But he could definitely dominate the women's game.

Someone would sign him. Especially given Howard has some well documented gender fluidity already established. They couldnt accuse him of doing it just to play in the women's league. Even if nobody really believes it, the league hasto maintain their hyper progressive image. Theyd have to let her play.

Do it D12. Do it Wnba.

#LetHerPLAY!


Your thoughts?

[White Hammer]

WNBA players are notorious for having lesbian-relationships with each other. Are they progressive and inclusive enough to have gay sex with "Ms. Howard"? What's the over/under on how many of those dykes Dwight can knock-up by the time the playoffs start?

[ArbitraryWater]

I thought about this.

In the pre Trump climate, this could have worked.

A washed tennis player named Benoit Paire could have totally joined the WTA and won every match.

It would have been hilarious.

I mention Paire because hes enough of a joker to do it and he was in serious decline and a bit fed up with tennis.

[StickyWice]

Op have Biden mind think this is funny and okay. This is serious accusation