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BarberSchool
02-02-2025, 03:10 AM
GET IN HERE AND GIVE US YOUR BEST !

1. Adelsons agreed to this embarrassingly bad trade because :

- Paid off in future Olympic village fire-damaged property which will receive some tax-subsidized rebuilding cost incentives tied to the 2028 Olympics in Los Angeles.

- Paid off in revenue sharing/ownership-stake, from whatever sportsbook has the most advertising dollars committed to the NBA over the next decade.

- Paid off in promise to let them own the first/last/only Las Vegas NBA franchise.

2. NBA commissioner, his staff, NBA ownership collective, and strategic partners all agree that this is their best shot, to remedy the league’s desperately bad numbers right now, in terms of star/team combination, one that gives the NBA the best chance at fully re-capturing the largest amount of global eyes back onto the NBA. And all collectively agreed to not speak ill of this “fix” to “the problem” that effects all their pocketbooks.

3. THE USA OLYMPIC commission, the USA Basketball Staff, the NBA, and FIBA. all plan to make Los Angeles the definitive choice to host the 2028 Olympics, and part of their plan includes inverse-Parrallel nostalgia “Dream Team” marketing, in an attempt to utilize international players who have become champions like Giannis, Jokic, Shai, and Luka to market the largest Olympic basketball games in history, held in the brand new Olympic village mega-plex (largest in Olympic History) installation built over the ashes of the recent wildfires.

Bonus round:

Luka will get even more calls as a Laker at home games. (Lakers have by far the biggest home whistle FTA advantage in the league since the 1980Â’s) Â… almost every year, their home whistle is the most favorable, in terms of FTA vs opponent FTA differential.

BarberSchool
02-02-2025, 03:11 AM
InB4 2028 bump.

Neal Romer
02-02-2025, 03:12 AM
Well the ratings *have* been dropping.


This might just help to pick things back up, no? ;)

Im Still Ballin
02-02-2025, 03:13 AM
Get Luka some Ozempic and he'll be good.

tpols
02-02-2025, 03:13 AM
Get Luka some Ozempic and he'll be good.

:roll:

Im Still Ballin
02-02-2025, 03:14 AM
February 1 - 2008 - Lakers get Gasol
February 1 - 2025 - Lakers get Doncic

Interesting.

Doomsday Dallas
02-02-2025, 03:16 AM
I want to know why we only get a 2029 1st round pick. 20 f*cking 29? Are you f*cking kidding me? Who gives a $hit about 2029?

why do we not get two 1st round picks? Hell, why not three?

Doomsday Dallas
02-02-2025, 03:19 AM
February 1 - 2008 - Lakers get Gasol
February 1 - 2025 - Lakers get Doncic

Interesting.


That is interesting... same f*cking day?

BarberSchool
02-02-2025, 03:30 AM
Well the ratings *have* been dropping.


This might just help to pick things back up, no? ;)Certainly.

Especially if Bran can stick around for awhile, and show enough fatherly investment in Luka’s recovery practices (that do not include “recovery beers”), dietary changes, and vitamin-supplementation/SHINY-NEW-STEROID-REGIMEND/nutrition/habits…

And if LA can trade/sign some long bouncy LOB THREAT, rim-defenders & floor-running, lob-catching wing-defenders ASAP ….

RETURN OF SHOWTIME is well within Luka’s passing ability.
LOB CITY might get blown out of the water.
See: Dallas all-time post-season Lob-dunk record last playoffs.

JJ Reddick gotta be chomping at the bit for what he’s gonna be able to orchestrate offensively.

BarberSchool
02-02-2025, 03:33 AM
But back on topic:

How fu@king horribly betrayed do so many in Dallas organization, that weren’t “let in on” whatever crazy combination of utterly corrupt wizardry & witchcraft HAD TO OCCUR, to facilitate such an insane trade, ON the same MF date as a Gasol trade?

What detail of this ISN’T a nearly impossible coincidence ????

BarberSchool
02-02-2025, 03:35 AM
February 1 - 2008 - Lakers get Gasol
February 1 - 2025 - Lakers get Doncic

Interesting.

Pre-Emptive bump:

February 1 - 2027 - BRAND NEW Los Angeles Olympic metro-Giga-turbo-plex gets to host 2028 Olympics

- Cue Mike Breen disingenuously claiming that this “beautiful new state of the art Olympic complex” was “constructed IN HONOR of the families who lost their homes” on that same property, “just years ago, to the devestating California wildfires”. Then shortly thereafter used the Olympic buzz phrases “CARRY THE TORCH” “ETERNAL FLAME” etc during the rest of the FKN phony monologue…

BarberSchool
02-02-2025, 04:03 PM
Day-To-Davis: “Rob, I need a center, so I can play 4”

Pelinka: “How about Lively?”

Day-To-Davis: “Sure, yeah, great!”

Pelinka: “K, pack your bags.”

Proctor
02-02-2025, 04:08 PM
Pre-Emptive bump:

February 1 - 2027 - BRAND NEW Los Angeles Olympic metro-Giga-turbo-plex gets to host 2028 Olympics

- Cue Mike Breen disingenuously claiming that this “beautiful new state of the art Olympic complex” was “constructed IN HONOR of the families who lost their homes” on that same property, “just years ago, to the devestating California wildfires”. Then shortly thereafter used the Olympic buzz phrases “CARRY THE TORCH” “ETERNAL FLAME” etc during the rest of the FKN phony monologue…
:roll:

Good lord your imagination. :lol

BarberSchool
02-02-2025, 04:16 PM
:roll:

Good lord your imagination. :lol
It’s a motherfu@ker, ain’t it ? :pimp:

sdot_thadon
02-02-2025, 04:23 PM
It's gotta be 6D chess setting up the Lakers v. Celtics 6.0 rivalry in the next few years.

BarberSchool
02-02-2025, 05:39 PM
Re-using all that Lakers/Celtics footage and having AI pick out any motion parallels to use from both vintage and modern Lakers & Celtics footage, to try to build back successful old fanbases/rivalries, def seems like a likely event going forward.

BarberSchool
02-02-2025, 05:43 PM
Destructive thinking to get their way, by the ADELSON’s (who badly want to move the team to Vegas) & their literal f@g CEO Rick Welts:

- Trade Luka
- Lose 35-45% of their fanbase
- ticket sales drop at home AND especially on the road
-“see, no one is coming to the games anymore !”
- “let us move our team to Vegas!”