What do Lebron and cuckold couples have in common?

[90sgoat]

They both make people stand in the corner and watch.

[3ba11]

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20 disqualifying factors:


1) Never produced a great team despite arguably the most help ever and the most opportunities to play with every type of star and coach

2) A losing record with every type of good roster, such as 3-4 with preseason favorites, 4-7 with all-star teammates, 4-6 with Finals teams, 4-5 with 1 or 2 seeds, and 3 losses with homecourt

3) Clear weaknesses like FT's, turnovers, clutch efficiency, mid-range, ball movement (off-ball), and chemistry/fits (turns everyone into spot-up shooter)

4) Couldn't win with "normal" rosters of 1 franchise player and needed to team up with multiple franchise players - this included a ready-made FMVP that taught him how to win

5) Wade was 1st option over peak Lebron in the 11' Playoffs and carried Lebron to his first win over nemesis Boston

6) A goat meltdown in 2010 was sandwiched between upset losses in 09' and 11' to 1-star teams

7) Record losses, lottery seasons, sweep losses or 1st Round losses despite all-star teammates in 14', 18', and 21-25'

8) Failed to win 60 games with prime Kyrie/Love and only won 53 games in 2017 and 2014 despite 2 all-star teammates

9) 1 sixty-win season from 2011-2017 despite 2 all-star teammates

10) All-time leader in missed shots, turnovers and clutch FT's

11) Horrific clutch efficiency and 0-7 on game-winners in the Finals - Lebron never scored on the last possession of 1-possession Finals game

12) Horrible "ball-dominant effect" of reducing teammates' assists while increasing their assisted rate (turning everyone into spot-up shooter), thereby preventing elite roster construction, chemistry and teams

13) Zero young player development in 22 seasons

14) Longest list of bad fits ever due to turning everyone into spot-up shooter - Lebron has the worst record of development ever, so he needs ready-made stars

15) His high-scoring ball-dominance produces low ball movement and low assist teams, so every playoff series loss shows deficits in team assists (except the goat choke in 2011)

16) Coaching carousel (uncoachable) because his skillset requires that he dominate the ball

17) Lebron is 20-21 in the Finals excluding 07', 15' and 18', so he has a lottery record on the championship level regardless of cast - a lottery record with super-teams

18) Never carried weak help over top teams (never won series vs top 5 SRS team with weak scoring & efficiency from a sidekick)

19) Started with the preseason favorite from 2011 to 2016, but fell to underdog or loser each year (except the Allen miracle) - so he starts with favored talent but bad chemistry causes a fall to underdog or loser.

20) No all-defense in his 30's

21) Lost twice in international competitions and needed Kobe to "redeem" him in 08'

22) Unprecedented 35% and 6 TO's per game in 2 different series (no one ever played that badly except LeFraud)

[TheMan]

They both make people stand in the corner and watch.

:oldlol:

[ArbitraryWater]

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[TheBranStan]

Cringe.

[Full Court]

They both make people stand in the corner and watch.

The Bronie fluffers on here definitely do resemble cuckold couples.

[Chick Stern]

The nutswingers are getting awkwardly desperate.

[3ba11]

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Assisted Rate in loss vs Utah

Lebron... 100%
Luka........ 83%


That's got to be a first

Unfortunately, it's too late to learn how to play