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Lebron23
03-05-2025, 09:23 AM
It looks like we are going to see another Pope. First Asian or Black Pope might be the next Pope. Pope Francis is 88 years old and currently sick.

ArbitraryWater
03-05-2025, 09:43 AM
We do not want any jewish, israeli, asian or black popes, obviously.

Jasper
03-05-2025, 10:46 AM
patsy ... virgin 101

Doomsday Dallas
03-05-2025, 11:41 AM
We do not want any jewish, israeli, asian or black popes, obviously.


or Masons.

diamenz
03-05-2025, 03:34 PM
i piss on the pope and religion and general. religion is for blue-pilled suckers. you ain't going nowhere when you're dead but back into the ground.

SouBeachTalents
03-05-2025, 03:57 PM
i piss on the pope and religion and general. religion is for blue-pilled suckers. you ain't going nowhere when you're dead but back into the ground.
That's not fvcking true, if you devote yourself to the lord and live by his teachings, you go to heaven when you die.

You, a non believer, unless you turn yourself around, is probably spending eternity burning in hell.

jstern
03-05-2025, 04:42 PM
An Asian pope would be great. Chinese with a Chinese accent would be great. African would be good too. From Uganda. Perhaps a Japanese.

When Pope Francis die, will Axe create the thread, like he did for Benedict (http://www.insidehoops.com/forum/showthread.php?508948-Former-Pope-Benedict-XVI-passes-away-(aged-95)), or will he chicken out because I mentioned it?

Lakers Legend#32
03-05-2025, 04:51 PM
patsy ... virgin 101

Although Patsy is a virgin, he is still divorced.

Besides anyone who refers to a church as "just some building" is not a good Catholic.

diamenz
03-05-2025, 04:54 PM
You, a non believer, unless you turn yourself around, is probably spending eternity burning in hell.

:roll:

bring it on! :rolleyes:

BurningHammer
03-05-2025, 11:02 PM
https://www.olbg.com/news/next-pope-betting-odds-luis-antonio-tagle-moves-evens-favourite-be-next-pope-francis-set-miss-ash-wednesday-celebrations

Everything is bet-able :oldlol:

I guess Louie made this thread just because his guy has the highest chance to be the next pope so far.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Luis_Antonio_Tagle

Axe
03-05-2025, 11:17 PM
:blah
This autistic piece of shit really loves to bring me up in random ass threads for no sane reason at all, no?

Rent free, you adderall-induced moron. :facepalm

jstern
03-05-2025, 11:37 PM
This autistic piece of shit really loves to bring me up in random ass threads for no sane reason at all, no?

Rent free, you adderall-induced moron. :facepalm

The only person that I've seen end a sentence with 'no?' is Neal Romer. That's very interesting.

How many alts do you have now?

Patrick Chewing
03-05-2025, 11:45 PM
patsy ... virgin 101

If I’m Pope, Islam would become a distant memory.

Axe
03-05-2025, 11:54 PM
:blah
https://www.autismspeaks.org/themes/custom/particle/apps/drupal/logo_as.png

Lakers Legend#32
03-06-2025, 03:16 AM
If I’m Pope, Islam would become a distant memory.

Because you would sit on them with your 400lbs fat ass.

Patrick Chewing
03-06-2025, 07:17 AM
Because you would sit on them with your 400lbs fat ass.

I would also deem all bitter Lesbians such as yourself as evil and demonic and cast you into hell where you belong.

Lakers Legend#32
03-06-2025, 02:32 PM
I would also deem all bitter Lesbians such as yourself as evil and demonic and cast you into hell where you belong.

But you still won't go to church.

ArbitraryWater
03-06-2025, 03:46 PM
https://i.gyazo.com/3831cb22e38133bd46ef2466a662f566.png



https://i.gyazo.com/5a287dcdc3e19762a1da9e12ddf7bb12.png


who tf is this joker


Praying for Pietro Parolin, guy seems alright. So does Wim.

highwhey
03-06-2025, 04:22 PM
https://i.gyazo.com/3831cb22e38133bd46ef2466a662f566.png



https://i.gyazo.com/5a287dcdc3e19762a1da9e12ddf7bb12.png


who tf is this joker


Praying for Pietro Parolin, guy seems alright. So does Wim.

that's OP's uncle

diamenz
03-06-2025, 04:24 PM
https://i.gyazo.com/3831cb22e38133bd46ef2466a662f566.png



https://i.gyazo.com/5a287dcdc3e19762a1da9e12ddf7bb12.png


who tf is this joker


Praying for Pietro Parolin, guy seems alright. So does Wim.

he looks like he'd touch me.

Jasper
03-08-2025, 11:14 AM
That's not fvcking true, if you devote yourself to the lord and live by his teachings, you go to heaven when you die.

You, a non believer, unless you turn yourself around, is probably spending eternity burning in hell.

where is heaven ??

imdaman99
03-11-2025, 10:50 PM
If I’m Pope, Islam would become a distant memory.

You wouldn't dare buddy, you don't even have the balls to say this out loud :lol

ILLsmak
03-11-2025, 10:59 PM
I think it’ll be a tranny. Aiye.

Nah, I imagine it will be someone who is more conservative, tho. I thought francis was DOA, but he’s fighting back. He could make it thru lent.

-Smak

ILLsmak
03-11-2025, 11:00 PM
that's OP's uncle

Hahaha

-Smak

Patrick Chewing
03-12-2025, 12:08 AM
You wouldn't dare buddy, you don't even have the balls to say this out loud :lol

I'll say it loud and proud. I despise Islam. It's a Satanic cult.

ArbitraryWater
03-12-2025, 06:58 AM
I'll say it loud and proud. I despise Islam. It's a Satanic cult.

Judaism on the other hand...

Patrick Chewing
03-12-2025, 11:23 AM
Judaism on the other hand...

I would worry more about the spread of Islam around the world than I would about the Jews.

Chick Stern
03-12-2025, 12:46 PM
Judaism on the other hand...

christianity on the other hand…

ArbitraryWater
03-13-2025, 06:20 AM
christianity on the other hand…

I dont recall Christianity saying non believers are subhuman and can be killed, 3 year olds can be had sex with, abortion is cool, etc.

^Talmud.

ArbitraryWater
03-13-2025, 06:21 AM
I would worry more about the spread of Islam around the world than I would about the Jews.


look up the Noahide laws you fake ass Christian

Patrick Chewing
03-13-2025, 09:53 AM
look up the Noahide laws you fake ass Christian

Did you pray to Hitler today? Why can't you put your Nazi hatred of Jews aside for once and acknowledge the real threat to the rest of the world which is the spread of Islam. Your hatred of Jews is blinding you from reality, Adolf.

Axe
04-21-2025, 04:17 AM
Just after easter, the pope passed away. Rip.

ArbitraryWater
04-21-2025, 03:06 PM
Was just gonna say. We will have a new Pope...

The Christian community online really wants Robert Sarah.

Lakers Legend#32
04-21-2025, 03:44 PM
Just after easter, the pope passed away. Rip.

Just after meeting with JD Vance.

Meticode
04-21-2025, 04:26 PM
Just after meeting with JD Vance.

Just after almost dying from pneumonia which many old people do after recovering from shortly. Studies show that up to 40% of elderly people who recover die within the first year.

It's not unusual he died.

highwhey
04-21-2025, 04:46 PM
Just after almost dying from pneumonia which many old people do after recovering from shortly. Studies show that up to 40% of elderly people who recover die within the first year.

It's not unusual he died.

that's how my uncle died. he had it, beat it...then the same year it came back around and it beat him. dude was a special forces soldier that hunted cartels and it was pneumonia that killed him.

Meticode
04-21-2025, 04:51 PM
that's how my uncle died. he had it, beat it...then the same year it came back around and it beat him. dude was a special forces soldier that hunted cartels and it was pneumonia that killed him.

From now on when I see the movie Sicario I'll think of your uncle now instead of Benicio del Toro.

warriorfan
04-21-2025, 06:53 PM
that's how my uncle died. he had it, beat it...then the same year it came back around and it beat him. dude was a special forces soldier that hunted cartels and it was pneumonia that killed him.

Live by the gun

Die by the tortilla

A Beaner’s Life. To live and die in El Paso.

jstern
04-21-2025, 07:12 PM
Just after easter, the pope passed away. Rip.

I feel bad for Axe. As soon as I saw the news, I knew Axe wanted to create a thread about Pope Francis dying, but since he was feeling self conscious due to me bringing up that he always creates such threads, he settled for bumping this thread at 4:17 am with his main Axe account. Beating out BurningHammer, though not really, since they might be the same person.

I don't like seeing anyone being self conscious.

I'm surprised Axe hasn't made a thread about the Jet Set club roof collapse.

Edit: I just saw my earlier post in this thread. I was right, Axe chickened out because I mentioned it, feeling self conscious.

Axe
04-21-2025, 07:19 PM
Suddenly smells like aspergers itt. Could it be because of the autistic moron above me. :facepalm

jstern
04-21-2025, 09:20 PM
Suddenly smells like aspergers itt. Could it be because of the autistic moron above me. :facepalm

You should just stop being such a p@ussy and create the thread.

Axe
04-21-2025, 10:23 PM
:blah

TheMan
04-21-2025, 10:40 PM
I feel bad for Axe. As soon as I saw the news, I knew Axe wanted to create a thread about Pope Francis dying, but since he was feeling self conscious due to me bringing up that he always creates such threads, he settled for bumping this thread at 4:17 am with his main Axe account. Beating out BurningHammer, though not really, since they might be the same person.

I don't like seeing anyone being self conscious.

I'm surprised Axe hasn't made a thread about the Jet Set club roof collapse.

Edit: I just saw my earlier post in this thread. I was right, Axe chickened out because I mentioned it, feeling self conscious.

Dude, you're just strange.

jstern
04-21-2025, 11:09 PM
Dude, you're just strange.

This comment was random, out of nowhere. I bet the comment is part of the Baller234 effect, and the fact that I made a positive comment (http://www.insidehoops.com/forum/showthread.php?521308-I-was-banned-for-a-year-without-explaination&p=14994611#post14994611) related to him.

I've never seen a poster affect others in such a strong way, where even mods are giving him one year bans for no reason other than being personally triggered.

Meticode
04-21-2025, 11:12 PM
Obi Wan will be next Pope.

https://images.kinorium.com/movie/shot/381999/h280_39945374.jpg

BurningHammer
04-22-2025, 01:24 PM
This comment was random, out of nowhere. I bet the comment is part of the Baller234 effect, and the fact that I made a positive comment (http://www.insidehoops.com/forum/showthread.php?521308-I-was-banned-for-a-year-without-explaination&p=14994611#post14994611) related to him.

I've never seen a poster affect others in such a strong way, where even mods are giving him one year bans for no reason other than being personally triggered.

Very strange.

Chick Stern
04-27-2025, 09:50 PM
Sleepy Don falling asleep at Papas funeral

rawimpact
04-28-2025, 10:14 AM
Why can only men be apostles?

marLeY baLL
04-28-2025, 01:26 PM
heroin

https://youtu.be/I9lsRBwW53E?list=RDI9lsRBwW53E