Do you think they'll let highweight play Santa Claus when he's an old man?

[Patrick Chewing]

He'll certainly have the belly for it since he posted on Reddit that he weighs 300 pounds and how we've all seen his stretch marks before, but I've never seen a Brown Santa Claus at the mall before. He might scare the kids away and ruin Christmas fir all the kids and little girls he fantasized about.

[ILLsmak]

Yall gotta stop this shit. It’s ruining my forum experience.

-Smak

[Patrick Chewing]

Yall gotta stop this shit. It’s ruining my forum experience.

-Smak

When he grows up and stops spamming the board with his nonsense on his 20 alts cause he's a fat loser, then I'll stop.

[highwhey]

He'll certainly have the belly for it since he posted on Reddit that he weighs 300 pounds and how we've all seen his stretch marks before, but I've never seen a Brown Santa Claus at the mall before. He might scare the kids away and ruin Christmas fir all the kids and little girls he fantasized about.

i attribute your grammatical errors to having arms and hands like this:

https://i.postimg.cc/mgB9VW0P/image.png

[Lakers Legend#32]

Poopsie does not have to wait to play Santa he's already fat and old.

[ILLsmak]

When he grows up and stops spamming the board with his nonsense on his 20 alts cause he's a fat loser, then I'll stop.

Someone has to stop first, but do u. I said my piece haha. I wouldn’t have but yikes.

-Smak

[BigKobeFan]

He'll certainly have the belly for it since he posted on Reddit that he weighs 300 pounds and how we've all seen his stretch marks before, but I've never seen a Brown Santa Claus at the mall before. He might scare the kids away and ruin Christmas fir all the kids and little girls he fantasized about.

Hes fat enough. But would he pass the pedo background test?

[warriorfan]

beaner clause

if you are a bad beaner he leaves you with a lump of vegetables in your stocking

[TeflonDonTrump]

beaner clause

if you are a bad beaner he leaves you with a lump of vegetables in your stocking:oldlol::lol

[Chick Stern]

OP is worried that someone is gunning for his Santa suit