100 men vs 1 Gorilla, Who'd win in a fight?

[Lebron23]

https://youtu.be/x9ua3bHPVqM?si=Vyg_-h1FXdkQfR5j

[Meticode]

Behind on the times I see.

The most logical prediction took how gorillas are. They are extremely strong, but they only do it for short bursts. Maybe he'll make it through 1/3 of the men or half of them, but eventually he'll be exhausted and the men will overtake him. Not to mention men will fight dirty and go for the eyes and shit.

[tpols]

Behind on the times I see.

The most logical prediction took how gorillas are. They are extremely strong, but they only do it for short bursts. Maybe he'll make it through 1/3 of the men or half of them, but eventually he'll be exhausted and the men will overtake him. Not to mention men will fight dirty and go for the eyes and shit.

Apes are known for ripping balls, nose, lips, ears, fingers, toes and limbs clear off as a first target they try to cripple. After the first few guys get handled brutally the rest would scatter.

[Meticode]

Apes are known for ripping balls, nose, lips, ears, fingers, toes and limbs clear off as a first target they try to cripple. After the first few guys get handled brutally the rest would scatter.

Sure if it was choice. If it was life or death and you had to fight no matter what, I think the prediction I gave was more accurate.

You fight the gorilla or die. They'll fight.

If they're voluntarily there of course they'll run. Gorillas don't want to fight if they don't have to either.

[Off the Court]

Yes I imagine if it is a large group all head-stomping the gorilla, eventually it would go down. Probably after killing many men, because getting a gorilla in a position to be head stomped is no easy task. It would have to be really worn out, but there is no way it could go through 100 men without tiring down.

It would definitely be a very gruesome thing to witness, with all who survive having bad PTSD.

[Meticode]

Yes I imagine if it is a large group all head-stomping the gorilla, eventually it would go down. Probably after killing many men, because getting a gorilla in a position to be head stomped is no easy task. It would have to be really worn out, but there is no way it could go through 100 men without tiring down.

It would definitely be a very gruesome thing to witness, with all who survive having bad PTSD.
With this thing going viral I wouldn't be surprised if it made its way into a movie in the future somehow. Maybe it'll be in a new Planet of the Apes movie?

[diamenz]

it would make it so much easier if you could somehow pin the gorilla down and rape him repeatedly.

believe me - there's nothing more demoralizing than being sodomized by a large group of men and it would be your best bet at wearing him out and ultimately taking him down.

[GOBB]

Ahhhh yes the average joe has now shifted its sight on wild animals. And much like squid games I would tune in to see the shitshow of men getting demolished.

[tontoz]

https://youtu.be/Oq0gZiJxP5Q?si=AWJGwrC0BegvHnRQ

[tontoz]

Apes are known for ripping balls, nose, lips, ears, fingers, toes and limbs clear off as a first target they try to cripple. After the first few guys get handled brutally the rest would scatter.

Those are chimps, not gorillas.

[Full Court]

OP wouldn't even win a fight against the average 10 year old.

[Wally450]

1 gorilla would absolutely steamroll through 100 of the most grizzly men without a scratch. It would be like an MMA heavyweight taking on 100 toddlers.

[GOBB]

1 gorilla would absolutely steamroll through 100 of the most grizzly men without a scratch. It would be like an MMA heavyweight taking on 100 toddlers.

Majority would bail. Soon as they see the first group get wrecked lol

[Meticode]

Majority would bail. Soon as they see the first group get wrecked lol

What if you can't bail?

[ArbitraryWater]

Majority would bail. Soon as they see the first group get wrecked lol

This is assuming no one bails. Not you not understanding a hypothetical again :lol

[ArbitraryWater]

it would make it so much easier if you could somehow pin the gorilla down and rape him repeatedly.

believe me - there's nothing more demoralizing than being sodomized by a large group of men and it would be your best bet at wearing him out and ultimately taking him down.


:oldlol:

[GOBB]

What if you can't bail?

Yeah you’re locked in a cage. Can’t get out. It’s all or nothing. Nice writeup…

[GOBB]

This is assuming no one bails. Not you not understanding a hypothetical again :lol

You’re the typical average joe I speak of that’s full of themselves. But this is truly the only place on earth you can do that. You’re underestimating fear in the avg joe. Because you in this hypothetical have constructed the meanest, toughest, skilled, blood thirsty, doesn’t care about death human. And multiplied them. Good job.


Take 100 active ISH posters vs 1 gorilla. Who is winning? Surely the 100 right? Of course cmon. How could one say anything else but 100. Why wouldn’t I put my trust in fellow posters who’ve I’ve wasted time/years of my life engaging. We sit here and agree with everything. Very civil, respectful, understanding and such. We’d have no problem banding together for one cause. It’s simple.

You f*cking nitwit. In this hypothetical I’d f*cking kill you myself.

[Meticode]

Yeah you’re locked in a cage. Can’t get out. It’s all or nothing. Nice writeup…

You're a dumb c*nt.

[GOBB]

You're a dumb c*nt.

You wouldn’t say that to my face. Passive aggressive clown. Go lift some weights you malnourished dipshyt

[Meticode]

You wouldn’t say that to my face. Passive aggressive clown. Go lift some weights you malnourished dipshyt

I wouldn't need to say it to your face because you'd never show up anyway. You're worse than the LeBron stans that come on here. All you do is argue with people over the most mundane stupidest shit then deflect, deflect, deflect like the bitch you are. It doesn't' surprise me at all. Almost all Philly fans are ***** and bitches. You're no exception you monkey ****.

You've matured zero percent in the almost twenty ****ing years you've been on here.

[GOBB]

I wouldn't need to say it to your face because you'd never show up anyway. You're worse than the LeBron stans that come on here. All you do is argue with people over the most mundane stupidest shit then deflect, deflect, deflect like the bitch you are. It doesn't' surprise me at all. Almost all Philly fans are ***** and bitches. You're no exception you monkey ****.

You've matured zero percent in the almost twenty ****ing years you've been on here.

Talk talk talk talk. You look at yourself in the mirror every day. Nothing intimidating about you. Redneck with no late that rarely looks a man in the eyes when he speaks. So act accordingly online as you would offline. Cut out the act.

[GoSpursGo1984]

The 100 men would eventually tire out the gorilla and be able to overpower it though they would suffer a great deal of injuries first.

[tpols]

Yea I think there has to be a nuance established here. Are we talking 100 Spartan warriors who will work cohesive and fight to the death, or 100 RRR3s? It's an important distinction to be made.

[tpols]

The 100 men would eventually tire out the gorilla and be able to overpower it though they would suffer a great deal of injuries first.

Only if the men were truly committed. Most people from 1st world countries would panic and scatter from fear just off the initial carnage.

Are you telling me you could see your teammate get degloved and ripped limbless and still charge forward? Guarantee your fight or flight instincts would press FLIGHT. :lol

[tpols]

100 Gobbs vs a Gorilla would be interesting. He's has the spite and hate in him to actually press even when down.

[GOBB]

100 Gobbs vs a Gorilla would be interesting. He's has the spite and hate in him to actually press even when down.

That’s funny but I want no parts. Soon as I see one of the Gobbs get wrecked. Scream in agony. The rest of us are out. Abort mission. Let’s make it home safe in time to play GTA 6 next year. RIP whatever GOBBs lost their lives.

[warriorfan]

Yea I think there has to be a nuance established here. Are we talking 100 Spartan warriors who will work cohesive and fight to the death, or 100 RRR3s? It's an important distinction to be made.

Being around 100 RRR3’s would make the gorilla kill himself.

[tpols]

That’s funny but I want no parts. Soon as I see one of the Gobbs get wrecked. Scream in agony. The rest of us are out. Abort mission. Let’s make it home safe in time to play GTA 6 next year. RIP whatever GOBBs lost their lives.

I would bail instantly. There's no way. 99% of people would.

[brownmamba00]

A 100 white guys? No chance lmao you guys cross the street when you see a black guy coming your way...

[tpols]

A 100 white guys? No chance lmao you guys cross the street when you see a black guy coming your way...

Beaners and blacks would scramble too. Remember... this is a fight without guns or machetes. Solamente tus manos.

[ShawkFactory]

Obviously it would have to be under the same circumstances as a front line going into battle in an advantageous position. You know for a fact that several of your are going to die but the numbers will allow you to take whatever position you're looking to take. With this mindset yes obviously 100 men would win. They'd just have to understand and be okay with their buddy getting ripped in half for the greater good.

[GOBB]

Obviously it would have to be under the same circumstances as a front line going into battle in an advantageous position. You know for a fact that several of your are going to die but the numbers will allow you to take whatever position you're looking to take. With this mindset yes obviously 100 men would win. They'd just have to understand and be okay with their buddy getting ripped in half for the greater good.

Yeah if you specifically handpick folks where they train, develop a strategy, guys who are willing to die/be seriously injured? Then I’m sure they could overcome a silverback gorilla. The fact you have to find a certain type of individual to do successfully defeat the gorilla says all I need to know. Those guys are the exceptions to this hypothetical. There’s way more men in this world that would lose such a challenge.

Like if I asked you to pick 100 posters here to take it on. Do you think they can pull it off? I don’t.

[ShawkFactory]

Yeah if you specifically handpick folks where they train, develop a strategy, guys who are willing to die/be seriously injured? Then I’m sure they could overcome a silverback gorilla. The fact you have to find a certain type of individual to do successfully defeat the gorilla says all I need to know. Those guys are the exceptions to this hypothetical. There’s way more men in this world that would lose such a challenge.

Like if I asked you to pick 100 posters here to take it on. Do you think they can pull it off? I don’t.

No of course not. Because as it's been said, everyone would immediately bail after the first guy or two were brutally killed. I'm not even talking military strategy but the stakes would have to be like..you're going to get executed when you get home if you run away. I think 100 random dudes could get the job done it that's the case.

[Meticode]

If both the men and gorilla were forced to fight no matter what the gorilla would probably lose just becuase he'd get tired. He'd kill a lot of men though.

If men or the gorilla could bail? If the gorilla saw 100 men rushing him he'd probably run away. In the wild even silverbacks will usually run from threats and avoid confrontation unless they absolutely have to.

[tpols]

If both the men and gorilla were forced to fight no matter what the gorilla would probably lose just becuase he'd get tired. He'd kill a lot of men though.

If men or the gorilla could bail? If the gorilla saw 100 men rushing him he'd probably run away. In the wild even silverbacks will usually run from threats and avoid confrontation unless they absolutely have to.

But what would you do if a silverback rolled up on you?

[GOBB]

No of course not. Because as it's been said, everyone would immediately bail after the first guy or two were brutally killed. I'm not even talking military strategy but the stakes would have to be like..you're going to get executed when you get home if you run away. I think 100 random dudes could get the job done it that's the case.

Yeah you take 100 random men off the street. Gorilla is winning. You would have to force people to fight or be killed if they choose flight. Like some Squid Games type shyt.

[ShawkFactory]

Yeah you take 100 random men off the street. Gorilla is winning. You would have to force people to fight or be killed if they choose flight. Like some Squid Games type shyt.

Yea I think that's what the premise is.

[ShawkFactory]

But what would you do if a silverback rolled up on you?

Put your hands up and then walk away briskly :lol

[Meticode]

But what would you do if a silverback rolled up on you?

Become part of its family like Anthony Hopkins did in the movie Instinct.

https://www.moriareviews.com/rongulator/wp-content/uploads/Instinct-1999-1.jpg

[Chick Stern]

Become part of its family like Anthony Hopkins did in the movie Instinct.

https://www.moriareviews.com/rongulator/wp-content/uploads/Instinct-1999-1.jpg

Impale it with a sharpened pole like Anthony Hopkins did in the movie The Edge

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/99/80/c0/9980c083f6a4c767934c4fd88ed692d9.gif

[MrFonzworth]

Pisslow intelligence demonstrated itt. For the good of humanity, I hope anyone who thinks the gorilla wins doesn't reproduce. This idea that a silverback is some unstoppable god is nothing more than laughable. They tire quickly, lack thick fur for defense and their track record when surrounded is very poor. Humans shit stomp this scenario with single digit casualties.