View Full Version : Who wants to play me in Chess?
Patrick Chewing
06-03-2025, 12:36 PM
On the Chess.com app.
Add me: LordDavidius
highwhey
06-03-2025, 04:06 PM
it says i am below/not in your weight class (400 POUNDS)
Patrick Chewing
06-03-2025, 04:40 PM
it says i am below/not in your weight class (400 POUNDS)
Zzzzzzzzz you probably don't even know how to play, fatso.
Patrick Chewing
06-03-2025, 04:47 PM
it says i am below/not in your weight class (400 POUNDS)
Zzzzzzzzz you probably don't even know how to play, fatso.
warriorfan
06-03-2025, 05:34 PM
Zzzzzzzzz you probably don't even know how to play, fatso.
As a child he mistook his chessboard for a square tortilla and ate it.
Full Court
06-03-2025, 06:24 PM
Probably not Axe, 1987_Lakers, or Lebron23. Their mental capacity is more geared toward Uno or Go Fish. :lol
jstern
06-03-2025, 06:38 PM
I would like to play Patrick Chewing in chess, and I would love to box Axe. Taking it easy on him, not to hurt him, but to man him up a bit and help him to not be such a fakgot for a lack of a better term. Or such a soy boy. That might be a more appropriate term, since Axe likes females. Real ones, not the RRR3 type.
SouBeachTalents
06-03-2025, 06:44 PM
Oh look, aspergers greg making another post mentioning usernames. He's an autistic piece of shit who's always induced by adderalls.
Patrick Chewing
06-03-2025, 06:46 PM
Oh look, aspergers greg making another post mentioning usernames. He's an autistic piece of shit who's always induced by adderalls.
Forget to log out?? :roll:
SouBeachTalents
06-03-2025, 06:52 PM
Forget to log out?? :roll:
https://i.pinimg.com/originals/6c/78/b4/6c78b4e1af24e468e9b028f44cdf1ac6.gif
Oh look, aspergers greg making another post mentioning usernames. He's an autistic piece of shit who's always induced by adderalls.
:milton (https://i.ibb.co/SxWM8PC/IMG-20230805-073843.jpg)
jstern
06-03-2025, 08:50 PM
Axe has been busted again. He's been sloppy.
I've been looking at Chewing's games. Not bad (https://www.chess.com/member/msb2).
highwhey
06-03-2025, 09:20 PM
this is an actual picture of assburgers greg getting in arguments with people in this forum while using different alts
https://pbs.twimg.com/ext_tw_video_thumb/1806988411980431360/pu/img/ustSbnoxCUkQ6wlZ.jpg
Full Court
06-04-2025, 08:04 AM
I would like to play Patrick Chewing in chess, and I would love to box Axe. Taking it easy on him, not to hurt him, but to man him up a bit and help him to not be such a fakgot for a lack of a better term. Or such a soy boy. That might be a more appropriate term, since Axe likes females. Real ones, not the RRR3 type.
:roll: Good luck with that.
Might as well try to box the stink out of him while you're at at.
:lebronamazed:
MrFonzworth
06-04-2025, 12:38 PM
I would like to play Patrick Chewing in chess, and I would love to box Axe. Taking it easy on him, not to hurt him, but to man him up a bit and help him to not be such a fakgot for a lack of a better term. Or such a soy boy. That might be a more appropriate term, since Axe likes females. Real ones, not the RRR3 type.
Pretty astounding how you're willing to play Fat (his elo is same as his weight) but you have been ducking me for years, despite getting your entire schtick from me. (You only had anime profile pictures until you saw my Spassky pfp. You 100% copied me.)
Patrick Chewing
06-04-2025, 01:42 PM
Uhh any takers? I'm waiting for a challenge.
diamenz
06-04-2025, 02:02 PM
On the Chess.com app.
Add me: LordDavidius
lol what a f@g.
MrFonzworth
06-04-2025, 02:22 PM
Uhh any takers? I'm waiting for a challenge.
I sent you a challenge dork
Patrick Chewing
06-04-2025, 02:29 PM
lol what a f@g.
You're a f@g if you definitely don't challenge me in Chess right now.
highwhey
06-04-2025, 02:54 PM
Pretty astounding how you're willing to play Fat (his elo is same as his weight) but you have been ducking me for years, despite getting your entire schtick from me. (You only had anime profile pictures until you saw my Spassky pfp. You 100% copied me.)
agreed
highwhey
06-04-2025, 02:55 PM
lol what a f@g.
hard agree
Patrick Chewing
06-04-2025, 02:59 PM
Highweight confuses chess pieces for food.
Pretty astounding how you're willing to play Fat (his elo is same as his weight) but you have been ducking me for years, despite getting your entire schtick from me. (You only had anime profile pictures until you saw my Spassky pfp. You 100% copied me.)
:oldlol: (https://i.ibb.co/JmpGnKz/IMG-20230528-095117.jpg)
diamenz
06-04-2025, 04:27 PM
You're a f@g if you definitely don't challenge me in Chess right now.
i don't play chess. i'm on some next level shit - you want to try your hand with me in a game of checkers, mother*ucker?
kick your sorry ass in some connect four while i'm at it.
jstern
06-04-2025, 08:34 PM
Pretty astounding how you're willing to play Fat (his elo is same as his weight) but you have been ducking me for years, despite getting your entire schtick from me. (You only had anime profile pictures until you saw my Spassky pfp. You 100% copied me.)
I said that I would like to play Patrick Chewing, I didn't say I was going to. Like I said before, I promised never to play chess again. Not after somebody drowned because I was busy playing. (Then the 911 operator wanted me to give him mouth to mouth, I didn't want to, it was a whole mess.)
I got the Capablanca avatar because it was the middle of the Capablanca saga on Agadnator's, though I'm not a big fan of that channel. And then you got a Hikaru avatar.
Full Court
06-04-2025, 09:34 PM
I see the stink weasel, AKA Axe, AKA Bitch Tits, came in here to throw a bitch fit. :roll:
Imagine being fat, autistic, dumb, AND stinky.
:lebronamazed:
Patrick Chewing
06-05-2025, 11:34 AM
So Fonzy beat me yesterday. I made some dumb moves.
Anyone else want to play? Hit me up!!!
highwhey
06-05-2025, 11:37 AM
So Fonzy beat me yesterday. I made some dumb moves.
Anyone else want to play? Hit me up!!!
as expected
So Fonzy beat me yesterday. I made some dumb moves. (https://i.ibb.co/SxWM8PC/IMG-20230805-073843.jpg)
Anyone else want to play? Hit me up!!!
@TheMan
Patrick Chewing
06-05-2025, 02:00 PM
as expected
Do you even know how to play, fat boy??
Lakers Legend#32
06-05-2025, 02:59 PM
Uhh any takers? I'm waiting for a challenge.
Poopsie's idea of a challenge is to eat 10 Whoopers instead of only 9.
MrFonzworth
06-05-2025, 05:06 PM
I said that I would like to play Patrick Chewing, I didn't say I was going to. Like I said before, I promised never to play chess again. Not after somebody drowned because I was busy playing. (Then the 911 operator wanted me to give him mouth to mouth, I didn't want to, it was a whole mess.)
I got the Capablanca avatar because it was the middle of the Capablanca saga on Agadnator's, though I'm not a big fan of that channel. And then you got a Hikaru avatar.
Gross misrepresentation of what happened. You probably didn't know anything about chess before me, that's why you went from anime profiles to chess profiles. Just admit you're a coward.
Also sick gay story that didn't happen
Full Court
06-06-2025, 06:50 AM
@TheMan
Axe hasn't made a decent post
For as long as he's been on ISH
Because he has a tiny brain
And is a stinky bitch
:lol So true.
Poopsie's idea of a challenge is to eat 10 Whoopers instead of only 9.
:roll: (https://i.ibb.co/g4tnXnv/IMG-20230626-052542.jpg)
Full Court
06-06-2025, 08:17 PM
Axe hasn't made a decent post
For as long as he's been on ISH
Because he has a tiny brain
And is a stinky bitch
:lol So true.
Here's another raw fact that I'll leave you all with. :lol
Full Court makes Axe feel
Intellectually bereft
Which turns him into
A sniveling bitch
:lebronamazed:
Patrick Chewing
06-06-2025, 08:20 PM
Axe is very stinky.
How did your bet go for the knicks during the previous round, (https://i.ibb.co/TRTS89N/IMG-20220829-102950.jpg) op? ;)
Patrick Chewing
06-07-2025, 12:37 PM
How did your bet go for the knicks during the previous round, (https://i.ibb.co/TRTS89N/IMG-20220829-102950.jpg) op? ;)
Huh?
The one where tpols was supposed to eat my ass? He won and I was disappointed actually. Was looking forward to it.
Full Court
06-07-2025, 09:14 PM
Axe is very stinky.
:roll: SO true.
When you're taking a dump
And you think about Axe
It's cause he smells like the turd
Coming out of your ass
:lebronamazed:
Huh?
The one where tpols was supposed to eat my ass? He won and I was disappointed actually. Was looking forward to it.
Lmao. No wonder red1 had to make fun of you about it. (https://i.ibb.co/s2TRY1L/IMG-20220906-091426.jpg)
Patrick Chewing
06-08-2025, 10:52 AM
Lmao. No wonder red1 had to make fun of you about it. (https://i.ibb.co/s2TRY1L/IMG-20220906-091426.jpg)
Made fun of me? Why are you on this board, fat boy? What's your purpose?
Full Court
06-08-2025, 05:15 PM
Made fun of me? Why are you on this board, fat boy? What's your purpose?
His purpose in life is to excrete a foul odor.
https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.tenor.com%2FSsymcoTZVnoAAAA C%2Fstinky.gif&f=1&nofb=1&ipt=106e840ad7706561bf8f7ac20850e046322d1e27e4b27e af8b4c903ca43ce674
Made fun of me? Why are you on this board, fat boy? What's your purpose?
Meltdown. He surely rekt you in that thread. (https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRPZqPRPHIF2xVI5uiUFQ7DcZyo3SNqM MQAlw&usqp=CAU)
Patrick Chewing
06-09-2025, 12:43 PM
Meltdown. He surely rekt you in that thread. (https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRPZqPRPHIF2xVI5uiUFQ7DcZyo3SNqM MQAlw&usqp=CAU)
Whatever you say, kid.
Full Court
06-09-2025, 05:36 PM
:roll: SO true.
When you're taking a dump
And you think about Axe
It's cause he smells like the turd
Coming out of your ass
:lebronamazed:
:roll:
And here's another factoid for you all.
The poster Full Court
Sends Axe into snits
With tears falling down
On his little bitch tits
So true. :lol
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