Tim Heidecker Alternative Stand-Up Set

[ArbitraryWater]

https://youtu.be/0gnnFVRlucg?feature=shared



Something a bit different. Pretty ****ing funny :oldlol:

[FultzNationRISE]

I dunno bout that.

But I got some real standup material, if I can get a professional recording crowd-funded it's totally game on.

Any sponsors out there, HIT ME UP.

[starface]

I have a 5 minute stand up routine on just RRR3 alone. I won't give material away here, but they include...

"RRR3 knock, knock jokes"

"Why did RRR3 cross the road?"

"RRR3 walks into a library"

With the punchline, "The dude isn't just a lost cause, he's a lost library card."

But not gonna give away the set here, boyz, you'd have to buy a ticket for that.

[ArbitraryWater]

I have a 5 minute stand up routine on just RRR3 alone. I won't give material away here, but they include...

"RRR3 knock, knock jokes"

"Why did RRR3 cross the road?"

"RRR3 walks into a library"

With the punchline, "The dude isn't just a lost cause, he's a lost library card."

But not gonna give away the set here, boyz, you'd have to buy a ticket for that.


Theres a lot of promise here.


PMed for the ticket.

[warriorfan]

I have a 5 minute stand up routine on just RRR3 alone. I won't give material away here, but they include...

"RRR3 knock, knock jokes"

"Why did RRR3 cross the road?"

"RRR3 walks into a library"

With the punchline, "The dude isn't just a lost cause, he's a lost library card."

But not gonna give away the set here, boyz, you'd have to buy a ticket for that.

Sounds promising unironically

[jstern]

I have a 5 minute stand up routine on just RRR3 alone. I won't give material away here, but they include...

"RRR3 knock, knock jokes"

"Why did RRR3 cross the road?"

"RRR3 walks into a library"

With the punchline, "The dude isn't just a lost cause, he's a lost library card."

But not gonna give away the set here, boyz, you'd have to buy a ticket for that.

This is a pretty good post, in the sense that it stimulates your imagination. Particularly, the RRR3 walks into a library setup, followed by just the ending. There's no in between, so your mind kind of fills in the blank of what could've happened after RRR3 walked in, and what crazy thing went down for RRR3 to be compared to a lost library card.

And the fact that RRR3 works at the library gives it a very strong, solid feel.

All the possibilities. Perhaps RRR3 came across a tranny at the library and went nuts over it, with starface thinking that there's no hope for RRR3 and he's a lost cause. But then, how does that relate to a lost library card?

Or maybe RRR3 did something beta, or something happened to make him go full woke. Maybe it's Hot Pockets related. Maybe he and Axe brought a microwave and had Hot Pockets at the library. Causing people to shake their heads' no, while thinking that RRR3 and Axe are both a lost cause. But then again, how does the lost library card factor into all of it?

The possibilities are endless.

[warriorfan]

This is a pretty good post, in the sense that it stimulates your imagination. Particularly, the RRR3 walks into a library setup, followed by just the ending. There's no in between, so your mind kind of fills in the blank of what could've happened after RRR3 walked in, and what crazy thing went down for RRR3 to be compared to a lost library card.

And the fact that RRR3 works at the library gives it a very strong, solid feel.

All the possibilities. Perhaps RRR3 came across a tranny at the library and went nuts over it, with starface thinking that there's no hope for RRR3 and he's a lost cause. But then, how does that relate to a lost library card?

Or maybe RRR3 did something beta, or something happened to make him go full woke.

The possibilities are endless.

RRR3 encounters a homeless tranny watching porn and instead of asking him to leave and be transphobic he asks him out on a date

[jstern]

RRR3 encounters a homeless tranny watching porn and instead of asking him to leave and be transphobic he asks him out on a date

That's a perfectly legit possibility, in the name of not coming across in the slightest as being transphobic. Just like RRR3 would let them give him the grease (http://www.insidehoops.com/forum/showthread.php?520472-quot-i-give-him-the-grease-quot&p=14977207&viewfull=1#post14977207) as to not offend.

[warriorfan]

That's a perfectly legit possibility, in the name of not coming across in the slightest as being transphobic. Just like RRR3 would let them give him the grease (http://www.insidehoops.com/forum/showthread.php?520472-quot-i-give-him-the-grease-quot&p=14977207&viewfull=1#post14977207) as to not offend.

:roll:

That one was a banger if I could say so myself

[ArbitraryWater]

This reminds me of MrFonzworth posting some comic from the early 00s who just shouted and insulted his crowd. Another alternative way of doing comedy.

Fonz or anyone else have that bit?

[Chick Stern]

I have a 5 minute stand up routine on just RRR3 alone. I won't give material away here, but they include...

"RRR3 knock, knock jokes"

"Why did RRR3 cross the road?"

"RRR3 walks into a library"

With the punchline, "The dude isn't just a lost cause, he's a lost library card."

But not gonna give away the set here, boyz, you'd have to buy a ticket for that.

and the bartender says “you’re not having a heart attack Patrick, that’s your tit hanging in the ashtray”

[jstern]

If FultzNationRISE has a 5 minute routine on RRR3, then that means he must have material on other posters, such as highwhey, RMWG, maybe even The Man. On top of that, he's an actor and thus can probably do many types of accent. (El Hombre walks into a bar... then starts speaking in a thick Mexican accent.) I wonder what his highwhey sounds like.

Imagine his material on LeBron James.


This reminds me of MrFonzworth posting some comic from the early 00s who just shouted and insulted his crowd. Another alternative way of doing comedy.

Fonz or anyone else have that bit?

Something like this is what I'm imagining with FultzNationRISE.


https://youtu.be/ka8sKTXfbeE

[MrFonzworth]

This reminds me of MrFonzworth posting some comic from the early 00s who just shouted and insulted his crowd. Another alternative way of doing comedy.

Fonz or anyone else have that bit?

I love anti-comedy. I shared a variety of it with Kenneth back then. It sounds like this might be the video you're thinking about:


https://youtu.be/EL3l1kn7bQY?si=nkRLJidayaVC2xUz

As for the OP, it's a classic. It's always been Heidecker's brand, but I think you would like World Peace more. Other side of the spectrum and all that.


https://youtu.be/Qyv8rjbewW8?si=XNXpLmJktd0-1aA6

You probably already know those guys though

[ArbitraryWater]

I love anti-comedy. I shared a variety of it with Kenneth back then. It sounds like this might be the video you're thinking about:


https://youtu.be/EL3l1kn7bQY?si=nkRLJidayaVC2xUz


Appreciate it. That was ****ing hilarious :oldlol: Only a jew could get away with that stuff

It seemed like that guy so I found this



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jw9dCO6F2Dc&ab_channel=ESPN

which is what I think you linked. YouTube also showed me the video as seen before.


MDE I know although I have no real recollection of anyone outside of Hyde. What the **** was that set :oldlol: Was that intentional anti-comedy? I think bro was just unprepared/a beginner.

[MrFonzworth]

Appreciate it. That was ****ing hilarious :oldlol: Only a jew could get away with that stuff

It seemed like that guy so I found this



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jw9dCO6F2Dc&ab_channel=ESPN

which is what I think you linked. YouTube also showed me the video as seen before.


MDE I know although I have no real recollection of anyone outside of Hyde. What the **** was that set :oldlol: Was that intentional anti-comedy? I think bro was just unprepared/a beginner.

I forgot that Holtzman clip existed:roll: He's always been the man.


https://youtu.be/E7GPAxYXu7I?si=OabSdJHziQJE7tWI


https://youtu.be/8-LezpS3Yv0?si=uAbdMWf50Ga-Lp6_

[ArbitraryWater]

I forgot that Holtzman clip existed:roll: He's always been the man.


https://youtu.be/E7GPAxYXu7I?si=OabSdJHziQJE7tWI


https://youtu.be/8-LezpS3Yv0?si=uAbdMWf50Ga-Lp6_


Jesus christ... its uncomfortable but I cant stop watching. How do you even get to those videos, the 2nd one has 67 views :roll:

[FultzNationRISE]

Oops.


Did I just TAKE OVER THE GAME!? (https://youtu.be/ot7t5WFYmYk)

[jstern]

Oops.


Did I just TAKE OVER THE GAME!? (https://youtu.be/ot7t5WFYmYk)

I just listened to this, and that's talent. It just needs to be
professionally recorded, and the 5 minute RRR3 routine. But I guess that's for the paid version.

I would suggest more ISH. Like there has to be a Blade joke somewhere in the audience clapping routine. Maybe the curvature of his fingers are different due to having to wheel the wheels of his wheelchair. There also has to be a Blade joke during the Big Foot, Robocop one foot instead of one wheel routine.

During the bible and prohibition on homosexuality routine, throw in some Off the Court with the corn on the cob. Perhaps something about oral practice.

[FultzNationRISE]

I just listened to this, and that's talent. It just needs to be
professionally recorded, and the 5 minute RRR3 routine. But I guess that's for the paid version.

I would suggest more ISH. Like there has to be a Blade joke somewhere in the audience clapping routine. Maybe the curvature of his fingers are different due to having to wheel the wheels of his wheelchair. There also has to be a Blade joke during the Big Foot, Robocop one foot instead of one wheel routine.

During the bible and prohibition on homosexuality routine, throw in some Off the Court with the corn on the cob. Perhaps something about oral practice.



Those are some solid suggestions partner, I'll definitely workshop em.

[starface]

I want to sample part of a new RRR3 routine.

Setting: November 6, 2024.

RRR3's mother walks into his room to find him in the fetal position, rocking back and forth under a weighted blanket.

"Sweetie, what is it?" Rubbing his head over the weighted blanket. "Did they discontinue your brand of soy milk?"

RRR3 responds, "Worse," "The Orange Man... won. Boo, hoo, hoo... :cry: The sky is LITERALLY falling!"

RRR3 then bursts out of his blanket, his body convulsing with sobs. And yells at the top of his lungs. :cry::cry:

EXISTENCE IS SUCH.

****ING.

PAAAAAAAIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN.

https://media1.tenor.com/m/HyY279bNIpsAAAAC/no-nooo.gif

[Im Still Ballin]

The Sandman!

:applause:

[Im Still Ballin]

Great stuff.


So football season's right around the corner, that's pretty exciting, right?

[CROWD APPLAUSE]

Haha, yeah, that's right. Give it up for football!

[CROWD APPLAUSE]

Football! *makes gorilla noises*

[FultzNationRISE]

Great stuff.




Foot-BALL!

[jstern]

I want to sample part of a new RRR3 routine.

Setting: November 6, 2024.

RRR3's mother walks into his room to find him in the fetal position, rocking back and forth under a weighted blanket.

"Sweetie, what is it?" Rubbing his head over the weighted blanket. "Did they discontinue your brand of soy milk?"

RRR3 responds, "Worse," "The Orange Man... won. Boo, hoo, hoo... :cry: The sky is LITERALLY falling!"

RRR3 then bursts out of his blanket, his body convulsing with sobs. And yells at the top of his lungs. :cry::cry:

EXISTENCE IS SUCH.

****ING.

PAAAAAAAIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN.

https://media1.tenor.com/m/HyY279bNIpsAAAAC/no-nooo.gif

This joke/scene was very good. I think FultzNationRISE, aka Neal Romer, might have a future in this.

It was particularly good for a person like me, who, unlike some people, can vividly see images and hear sounds in their head (http://www.insidehoops.com/forum/showthread.php?518012-what-s-it-called-when-you-can-t-visualize-something-in-your-head&p=14924358&viewfull=1#post14924358). You're reading along, picturing RRR3 having an existence moment under his blanket, and his mom walks into his room, then in a normal, caring woman's voice, in your head you hear, "Sweetie, what's wrong?" as she rubs RRR3's head. Just a normal story, you're not thinking it's part of a joke, and then in a woman's voice you hear, "Did they discontinue your brand of soy milk?"

It was unexpected. It's just funny, and even RRR3 himself would likely agree.

Since Axe has purple hair (http://www.insidehoops.com/forum/showthread.php?520962-Trump-strips-Hunter-Biden-of-Secret-Service-protection-%91effective-immediately&p=15025501&viewfull=1#post15025501), because he's a liberal, a soy boy, and is butt hurt because of Trump's win, you can easily substitute RRR3 for Axe, and it would work just the same. Perhaps replace the mention of soy milk with his favorite type of Hot Pocket, which would also work for RRR3. The only difference is that the existence is pain punchline fits RRR3 and not Axe. So I guess that ruins it.

[Axe]

^^Autistic piece of shit strikes again, making another stupid ass essay about other posters he doesn't like. Now go ingest more adderalls, you crazy ass moron.

[ArbitraryWater]

^^Autistic piece of shit strikes again, making another stupid ass essay about other posters he doesn't like. Now go ingest more adderalls, you crazy ass moron.

calm tf down man, how does that still get you upset? :lol

[MrFonzworth]

https://youtu.be/kLPcyTmnDxo?si=SaHvkv8uv0l2NihX

Groundbreaking conversation.

[jstern]

calm tf down man, how does that still get you upset? :lol

It's just banter.

[jstern]

YouTube recommended this video to me. Not my cup of tea, but it reminded me of this thread.


https://youtu.be/z4SAMGhn8X4

He did make a joke that reminded me of RRR3 and the image that I've always had of a sitcom where Axe and RRR3 are best friends, living in the same neighborhood, coming over to each other's house.

So the joke would go like, Axe and RRR3 are best friends and Axe says, "I have trans friends and when they come over, RRR3 f*cks them. (The audience laughs) And when he's tired, they f*ck him. (More laughs from the audience.)

That's it, a variation of the joke that reminded me of RRR3.


I think FultzNationRISE should do some open mic. He's not shy getting up in front of a bunch of people, he's not afraid to fail, and he has material.

Edit: 54:11 that's very similar to FultzNationRISE, which led him to post that standup comedy video.

[ArbitraryWater]

I like it. Very political but very real/honest, hard to disagree with anything he says. Only watched a bit so far.

But seems like standard stand-up.

[ArbitraryWater]

https://youtu.be/kLPcyTmnDxo?si=SaHvkv8uv0l2NihX

Groundbreaking conversation.

lmao

[FultzNationRISE]

Heidecker released “I Am a Cuck”, a parody of Paul Simon's song I Am a Rock, on August 26, 2016.


Heidecker joined the Democratic Socialists of America in June 2018.


Seems about right.