Tim Heidecker Alternative Stand-Up Set

[ArbitraryWater]

https://youtu.be/0gnnFVRlucg?feature=shared



Something a bit different. Pretty ****ing funny :oldlol:

[FultzNationRISE]

I dunno bout that.

But I got some real standup material, if I can get a professional recording crowd-funded it's totally game on.

Any sponsors out there, HIT ME UP.

[starface]

I have a 5 minute stand up routine on just RRR3 alone. I won't give material away here, but they include...

"RRR3 knock, knock jokes"

"Why did RRR3 cross the road?"

"RRR3 walks into a library"

With the punchline, "The dude isn't just a lost cause, he's a lost library card."

But not gonna give away the set here, boyz, you'd have to buy a ticket for that.

[ArbitraryWater]

I have a 5 minute stand up routine on just RRR3 alone. I won't give material away here, but they include...

"RRR3 knock, knock jokes"

"Why did RRR3 cross the road?"

"RRR3 walks into a library"

With the punchline, "The dude isn't just a lost cause, he's a lost library card."

But not gonna give away the set here, boyz, you'd have to buy a ticket for that.


Theres a lot of promise here.


PMed for the ticket.

[warriorfan]

I have a 5 minute stand up routine on just RRR3 alone. I won't give material away here, but they include...

"RRR3 knock, knock jokes"

"Why did RRR3 cross the road?"

"RRR3 walks into a library"

With the punchline, "The dude isn't just a lost cause, he's a lost library card."

But not gonna give away the set here, boyz, you'd have to buy a ticket for that.

Sounds promising unironically

[jstern]

I have a 5 minute stand up routine on just RRR3 alone. I won't give material away here, but they include...

"RRR3 knock, knock jokes"

"Why did RRR3 cross the road?"

"RRR3 walks into a library"

With the punchline, "The dude isn't just a lost cause, he's a lost library card."

But not gonna give away the set here, boyz, you'd have to buy a ticket for that.

This is a pretty good post, in the sense that it stimulates your imagination. Particularly, the RRR3 walks into a library setup, followed by just the ending. There's no in between, so your mind kind of fills in the blank of what could've happened after RRR3 walked in, and what crazy thing went down for RRR3 to be compared to a lost library card.

And the fact that RRR3 works at the library gives it a very strong, solid feel.

All the possibilities. Perhaps RRR3 came across a tranny at the library and went nuts over it, with starface thinking that there's no hope for RRR3 and he's a lost cause. But then, how does that relate to a lost library card?

Or maybe RRR3 did something beta, or something happened to make him go full woke. Maybe it's Hot Pockets related. Maybe he and Axe brought a microwave and had Hot Pockets at the library. Causing people to shake their heads' no, while thinking that RRR3 and Axe are both a lost cause. But then again, how does the lost library card factor into all of it?

The possibilities are endless.

[warriorfan]

This is a pretty good post, in the sense that it stimulates your imagination. Particularly, the RRR3 walks into a library setup, followed by just the ending. There's no in between, so your mind kind of fills in the blank of what could've happened after RRR3 walked in, and what crazy thing went down for RRR3 to be compared to a lost library card.

And the fact that RRR3 works at the library gives it a very strong, solid feel.

All the possibilities. Perhaps RRR3 came across a tranny at the library and went nuts over it, with starface thinking that there's no hope for RRR3 and he's a lost cause. But then, how does that relate to a lost library card?

Or maybe RRR3 did something beta, or something happened to make him go full woke.

The possibilities are endless.

RRR3 encounters a homeless tranny watching porn and instead of asking him to leave and be transphobic he asks him out on a date

[jstern]

RRR3 encounters a homeless tranny watching porn and instead of asking him to leave and be transphobic he asks him out on a date

That's a perfectly legit possibility, in the name of not coming across in the slightest as being transphobic. Just like RRR3 would let them give him the grease (http://www.insidehoops.com/forum/showthread.php?520472-quot-i-give-him-the-grease-quot&p=14977207&viewfull=1#post14977207) as to not offend.

[warriorfan]

That's a perfectly legit possibility, in the name of not coming across in the slightest as being transphobic. Just like RRR3 would let them give him the grease (http://www.insidehoops.com/forum/showthread.php?520472-quot-i-give-him-the-grease-quot&p=14977207&viewfull=1#post14977207) as to not offend.

:roll:

That one was a banger if I could say so myself

[ArbitraryWater]

This reminds me of MrFonzworth posting some comic from the early 00s who just shouted and insulted his crowd. Another alternative way of doing comedy.

Fonz or anyone else have that bit?

[Chick Stern]

I have a 5 minute stand up routine on just RRR3 alone. I won't give material away here, but they include...

"RRR3 knock, knock jokes"

"Why did RRR3 cross the road?"

"RRR3 walks into a library"

With the punchline, "The dude isn't just a lost cause, he's a lost library card."

But not gonna give away the set here, boyz, you'd have to buy a ticket for that.

and the bartender says “you’re not having a heart attack Patrick, that’s your tit hanging in the ashtray”

[jstern]

If FultzNationRISE has a 5 minute routine on RRR3, then that means he must have material on other posters, such as highwhey, RMWG, maybe even The Man. On top of that, he's an actor and thus can probably do many types of accent. (El Hombre walks into a bar... then starts speaking in a thick Mexican accent.) I wonder what his highwhey sounds like.

Imagine his material on LeBron James.


This reminds me of MrFonzworth posting some comic from the early 00s who just shouted and insulted his crowd. Another alternative way of doing comedy.

Fonz or anyone else have that bit?

Something like this is what I'm imagining with FultzNationRISE.


https://youtu.be/ka8sKTXfbeE

[MrFonzworth]

This reminds me of MrFonzworth posting some comic from the early 00s who just shouted and insulted his crowd. Another alternative way of doing comedy.

Fonz or anyone else have that bit?

I love anti-comedy. I shared a variety of it with Kenneth back then. It sounds like this might be the video you're thinking about:


https://youtu.be/EL3l1kn7bQY?si=nkRLJidayaVC2xUz

As for the OP, it's a classic. It's always been Heidecker's brand, but I think you would like World Peace more. Other side of the spectrum and all that.


https://youtu.be/Qyv8rjbewW8?si=XNXpLmJktd0-1aA6

You probably already know those guys though