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1987_Lakers
07-17-2025, 10:15 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_EzPyhCBdNE

:roll:

Gudo
07-17-2025, 11:15 AM
Either a tough crowd or things just flew over their heads

Meticode
07-17-2025, 03:18 PM
"When Caitlin Clark retires from the WNBA she's going to work at a waffle house so she can continue doing what she loves most...fist fighting black women."

:oldlol:

Meticode
07-17-2025, 03:20 PM
Either a tough crowd or things just flew over their heads

The monologue was a win. It was definitely something with the crowd. Like they're afraid to laugh at a semi-controversial joke.

ArbitraryWater
07-17-2025, 06:16 PM
For some reason that cut makes it seem awkward.

I just watched the full opening and its much better, flows better.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WlUx85soKeg&ab_channel=ESPN

ShawkFactory
07-17-2025, 10:19 PM
Gillis is naturally funny for sure but he sometimes commits so hard to being offensive that it takes away from it a little.

Not necessarily the case here but just in general when he gets on larger stages like this. His standard sets when he's not trying too hard to do that are always more natural and better.

PistonsFan#21
07-17-2025, 10:51 PM
Shane Gillis seems like he would be a really fun guy to hang around with. I always feel like he is naturally the funniest dude on those "protect our parks" podcasts.

coin24
07-18-2025, 12:03 AM
The pretend wnba all star friends wife was hilarious :lol
Put all the woke hypocrites right in their place:roll:

Dog wife was epic

1987_Lakers
07-18-2025, 12:14 AM
The pretend wnba all star friends wife was hilarious :lol
Put all the woke hypocrites right in their place:roll:

Dog wife was epic

Also put Trump in his place with the Epstein joke.

RRR3
07-18-2025, 12:28 AM
Also put Trump in his place with the Epstein joke.
Damn you turned on Trump?

Gudo
07-18-2025, 09:28 AM
Damn you turned on Trump?

:roll: wrong account

fsvr54
07-18-2025, 09:32 AM
Shane is ****ing hilarious. Killed it.

The WNBA joke with Matt McCusker's wife was insane.

fsvr54
07-18-2025, 09:33 AM
Edit: double post

tpols
07-18-2025, 09:52 AM
That hey girlll to KAT was a flagrant foul. :lol

I wish they showed his reaction. SGA caught feelings on his joke.

tpols
07-18-2025, 10:15 AM
Shane Gillis seems like he would be a really fun guy to hang around with. I always feel like he is naturally the funniest dude on those "protect our parks" podcasts.

He reminds me of Danny mcbride Kenny powers.

ArbitraryWater
07-18-2025, 11:03 AM
Gillis is naturally funny for sure but he sometimes commits so hard to being offensive that it takes away from it a little.

Not necessarily the case here but just in general when he gets on larger stages like this. His standard sets when he's not trying too hard to do that are always more natural and better.

I feel that way about Burr or CK, but not Shane.

ArbitraryWater
07-18-2025, 11:04 AM
The pretend wnba all star friends wife was hilarious :lol
Put all the woke hypocrites right in their place:roll:

Dog wife was epic

cashew!

theballerFKA Ace
07-18-2025, 03:11 PM
For some reason that cut makes it seem awkward.

I just watched the full opening and its much better, flows better.



Flow isn't what I'd use to describe this guy. His delivery is purposefully choppy. He'll get some zingers in, then decide to stop the laughs with something dry. I don't know why a comedian would do that

His joke about KAT was over the line though. Beyond controversial to whatever the next level is. If KAT isn't gay, he has to feel horrible. If he is gay, he's hiding it for personal reasons and this isn't doing him any favors. KATs not an ahole, criminal, or attention whore so he doesn't really deserve that brutal swipe at the ESPYs of all places

tpols
07-18-2025, 03:20 PM
Flow isn't what I'd use to describe this guy. His delivery is purposefully choppy. He'll get some zingers in, then decide to stop the laughs with something dry. I don't know why a comedian would do that

His joke about KAT was over the line though. Beyond controversial to whatever the next level is. If KAT isn't gay, he has to feel horrible. If he is gay, he's hiding it for personal reasons and this isn't doing him any favors. KATs not an ahole, criminal, or attention whore so he doesn't really deserve that brutal swipe at the ESPYs of all places

If "Hey girlll" is a brutal swipe then this whole generation has become paper soft.

j3lademaster
07-18-2025, 04:16 PM
There's something very wholesome about Shane Gillis. He's like the team clown who is always able to make everyone laugh.

ArbitraryWater
07-18-2025, 04:35 PM
Flow isn't what I'd use to describe this guy. His delivery is purposefully choppy. He'll get some zingers in, then decide to stop the laughs with something dry. I don't know why a comedian would do that

His joke about KAT was over the line though. Beyond controversial to whatever the next level is. If KAT isn't gay, he has to feel horrible. If he is gay, he's hiding it for personal reasons and this isn't doing him any favors. KATs not an ahole, criminal, or attention whore so he doesn't really deserve that brutal swipe at the ESPYs of all places

Im just saying that whole monologue flows better/gives off a better impression than the cut.

coin24
07-18-2025, 11:14 PM
I feel that way about Burr or CK, but not Shane.

Burr is a cuck

GOBB
07-18-2025, 11:30 PM
Some stuff was funny. But he had some dry spots which took away momentum. Also think his delivery isn’t smooth. Sounds like he’s reading the jokes off a paper. Not familiar with him as a comedian. First time seeing him was on college gameday when he joked on Saban who was uptight. He seems like a good comedian to host a roast. But again just off his espy performance he needs some work. Too many dry moments.


If "Hey girlll" is a brutal swipe then this whole generation has become paper soft.

What generation would sit there and let someone question their manhood? Not even here to defend this generation. But your comment lacks sense. You think a person from the 80’s would laugh/be ok with that joke?