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tpols
09-05-2025, 02:28 PM
Interview with Shaq O'Neal.

https://youtube.com/shorts/-r37JRGwneY?si=3Uo49ID_rP-d8HNF

:lol

Just made me chuckle a little bit.
Kblaze8855
09-05-2025, 03:11 PM
Ron Magill the animal guy from zoo Miami who does a lot of tv work confirmed that he saw it happen there too. Gorillas take Shaqs presence as a threat. Not most other giant black guys either. He’s given all kinds of Miami Heat players tours. Shaq in particular makes gorillas go crazy. But they ignore Alonzo Mourning.
warriorfan
09-05-2025, 03:20 PM
Ron Magill the animal guy from zoo Miami who does a lot of tv work confirmed that he saw it happen there too. Gorillas take Shaqs presence as a threat. Not most other giant black guys either. He’s given all kinds of Miami Heat players tours. Shaq in particular makes gorillas go crazy. But they ignore Alonzo Mourning.

Shaq is different
Chick Stern
09-05-2025, 04:11 PM
‘mumble, mumble, mumble…..zoo…..mumble, mumble, mumble’

I would guess he enjoys it when they fling poo
warriorfan
09-05-2025, 05:16 PM
‘mumble, mumble, mumble…..zoo…..mumble, mumble, mumble’

I would guess he enjoys it when they fling poo

Can someone ban this guy?
tpols
09-05-2025, 05:19 PM
Ron Magill the animal guy from zoo Miami who does a lot of tv work confirmed that he saw it happen there too. Gorillas take Shaqs presence as a threat. Not most other giant black guys either. He’s given all kinds of Miami Heat players tours. Shaq in particular makes gorillas go crazy. But they ignore Alonzo Mourning.


Imagine if the glass surrounding the enclosure wasnt maintained well enough within its structure and the 9 foot albino Gorilla broke it down and went after Shaq?

He would've gotten torn apart. He literally would've been dismembered in real time. Kind of scary to think about because he was purposely antagonizing them.
ArbitraryWater
09-05-2025, 05:59 PM
What the **** is going on


YouTube is changing the audio and translated it to german


Theyre auto translating audio now

What the ****
sdot_thadon
09-05-2025, 06:04 PM
This is hilarious. Im glad Shaq told the story also because Shaq love him some Shaq.
FultzNationRISE
09-06-2025, 12:08 AM
How do you guys think Lebron and Ben Wallace would fair vs one silverback gorilla?
Chuckbe
09-06-2025, 10:45 AM
How do you guys think Lebron and Ben Wallace would fair vs one silverback gorilla?

Lebron would team up with the gorilla
Tavr
09-06-2025, 10:50 AM
Brian Shaw is hilarious.

"The gorilla looked at Shaq thinking how did you get out of here?" :oldlol: :oldlol:
Chick Stern
09-06-2025, 11:14 AM
Can someone ban this guy?

https://media.tenor.com/z0xK794tF-kAAAAC/yelling-cloud.gif
Axe
09-06-2025, 06:14 PM
Interesting. Shaq has become a comical, fun guy compared to what he used to be while playing for the lakers back then.


Can someone ban this guy?
http://www.insidehoops.com/forum/image.php?u=827668&dateline=1624237688&type=thumb (https://i.ibb.co/JmpGnKz/IMG-20230528-095117.jpg)
Full Court
09-07-2025, 08:33 AM
Interesting. Shaq has become a comical, fun guy compared to what he used to be while playing for the lakers back then.


http://www.insidehoops.com/forum/image.php?u=827668&dateline=1624237688&type=thumb (https://i.ibb.co/JmpGnKz/IMG-20230528-095117.jpg)

^Came out from under his rock to throw a bitch fit. :lol

What a stinky idiot.



Not only does Axe

Throw lots of bitch fits

But he also sports

A pair of bitch tits





:roll: Spot on.