View Full Version : Who would win in an eating contest, Highwhey or Patrick Chewing?
Who would emerge victorious in a battle between ISH’s most notorious tubs?
Patrick Chewing
09-12-2025, 09:22 PM
Bahahaha the little Nazi fascist got his butt hurt :roll:
I’m a Nazi fascist
We know
Patrick Chewing
09-12-2025, 09:25 PM
We know
You and highweight are both Nazi fascists so I'm not sure why there's animosity between you two.
You named your alt after a Nazi paramilitary rank
Poor poor fatty Nazi chew.
Patrick Chewing
09-12-2025, 09:34 PM
You named your alt after a Nazi paramilitary rank
Poor poor fatty Nazi chew.
And I don't want Jews to get murdered and I want Israel to remain on the map as a flourishing, prosperous country. That shit must trip you up in that Nazi brain of yours.
Patrick Chewing
09-12-2025, 09:56 PM
Gruppenfuhrer
:biggums:
בּוֹגֵד
boged
highwhey
09-12-2025, 11:02 PM
בּוֹגֵד
boged
is that the name of your mosaad handler?
Lakers Legend#32
09-13-2025, 01:20 AM
is that the name of your mosaad handler?
Actually it's Whopper.
warriorfan
09-13-2025, 01:40 AM
Highwhey’s stomach is as impressive as MJ vert.
Dude is straight gifted at being fat as ****
j3lademaster
09-13-2025, 01:53 AM
I would fold both these fools.
warriorfan
09-13-2025, 02:01 AM
After Mao the only ch1nks who survived were the ones with strange genetics regarding elasticities of the stomach that allowed them aid in sustaining throughout the famines.
Lakers Legend#32
09-13-2025, 09:30 AM
Poopsie would show up with his 4XL strechey pants on ready for battle.
highwhey
09-13-2025, 04:34 PM
I would fold both these fools.
this is true, he can eat more than me.
tpols
09-13-2025, 04:55 PM
Over the course of 24 hour period I feel like tio could win, due to his eating endurance. But if its like a short term eating contest < 1 hr Highwheys stomach elasticity would absolutely dominate imo. Hed probably win.
Mask the Embiid
09-13-2025, 11:37 PM
ironically, chewing does not chew his food. He just puts it in his mouth and shakes his head back and forth and swallows it whole like some sort of bird. like a pelican or duck or something that eats its food whole. its very strange to watch i've read. so ill go with him in landslide. Its like a trip back in time watching patrick scarf down an entire rotisserie chicken without biting or a whole birthday
Lebron23
09-16-2025, 06:54 AM
Chewing likely early highwhey he is a disgusting cannibal.
Lakers Legend#32
09-16-2025, 04:22 PM
Chewing's so fat he sweats when he eats.
Patrick Chewing
09-16-2025, 08:55 PM
Chewing likely early highwhey he is a disgusting cannibal.
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