Adam Levine ditched Maria Sharapova because she refused to move or moan during sex

[D-Wade]

Dude trys to make her sound bad, dumb mother ****er, if he hit the right spots she wouldnt of been able to even stop herself from moving and screaming. He dont know what he doing.


Maroon 5 singer Adam Levine ditched Maria Sharapova because she is a "terrible lover" who refused to move or moan during sex.

The pair dated briefly in 2005, after meeting at the Russian Wimbledon champion's 18th birthday party - but their romance soon fell cold.

Levine tells Russian magazine Exile, "She wouldn't make any noise during sex.

"I can't tell you how disappointed I was. I really thought, like a lot of guys, that she'd be the loud screaming type. But instead, she just lay there like a dead frog. She even got angry if I started to moan, said it 'ruined her concentration.' It was so disillusioning that I went on Paxil (an antidepressant) for a month afterwards. Really, it was much more of a shock than when I found out there's no such thing as the Easter Bunny."

[XxNeXuSxX]

:banghead: At least he got the touch that. He had to go on anti-depressants? Are you f*cking kidding me?

[geeWiz15]

I don't think it's her dude. This girl makes more noise each time she hits a tennis ball than each time you hit her.

[BradMiller52]

Link?

[D-Wade]

Link?

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/wenn/20070820/ten-levine-sharapova-was-bad-between-the-c60bd6d_1.html

[HitandRun Reggie]

Typical white girl problem. It's either not enough emotion and reaction, or feigned emotion and reaction. Then you have black women who are too wild to the point of being masculine. That's why latinas are the best lovers. You get emotion and reaction from them but at the same time they fully maintain their femininity.

[gb8]

I think this might have been said in zest and the tone is lost .

[Doomsday Dallas]

Typical white girl problem. It's either not enough emotion and reaction, or feigned emotion and reaction. Then you have black women who are too wild to the point of being masculine. That's why latinas are the best lovers. You get emotion and reaction from them but at the same time they fully maintain their femininity.

Oohhhh.... I married the latina, and would have nothing to do with
white girls (in most circumstances).

I'm a white man... and you are so right... Latinas are the best lovers.
Just thinkin about that latin a$$ makes me... nevermind.

[gb8]

Oohhhh.... I married the latina, and would have nothing to do with
white girls (in most circumstances).

I'm a white man... and you are so right... Latinas are the best lovers.
Just thinkin about that latin a$$ makes me... nevermind.

You need to join the latina appreciation society.

[baller42590]

WTF wut a loser why would you dump her .:banghead: :banghead: :no:

[SunsN07BookIt]

Not only is Anna Kournikova much better looking than Sharapova it appears she is nowhere near the log in bed that Maria is.




http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2002311194,00.html
[i]Quiet please!


ENRIQUE IGLESIAS and ANNA KOURNIKOVA

[SuperboyXX0018]

What!!! Maria Is A Freak??? I Always Thought She Was Too Tough To Be Into Guys And All That Softness.....wow!!!



.......and she dated a freaking MORON too, man I am shocked at this.

[PrinceOthaPalace]

adam levine is a dumbass

[Lebron23]

Maria Sharapova is about 6'1 1/2 ( Not 6'2 as being listed in WTA site) while Adam Levine is about 5'9 ( 175 cms). I think Maria Sharapova wants a much younger, taller and much exciting lover that is why she does not felt any orgasm because levine have a shorter manhood.

Maria Sharapova is 20
Adam Levine is 29

[SuperboyXX0018]

[QUOTE]A rep for Maroon 5

[BradMiller52]

What!!! Maria Is A Freak??? I Always Thought She Was Too Tough To Be Into Guys And All That Softness.....wow!!!



.......and she dated a freaking MORON too, man I am shocked at this.




He said she had sex like a dead frog not a freak.

You're too immature to know what "a freak" is.

[Randy]

Wrong...

Ah yes, US Weekly is definitely known for its journalisitc integrity.

[SuperboyXX0018]

He said she had sex like a dead frog not a freak.

You're too immature to know what "a freak" is.

I consider people who have sex out of marriage freaks.

[BradMiller52]

I consider people who have sex out of marriage freaks.


And all of us consider you to be a freak:oldlol:

[SuperboyXX0018]

Ah yes, US Weekly is definitely known for its journalisitc integrity.



How am I suppose to know? I don't work for US Weekly.

[SuperboyXX0018]

And all of us consider you to be a freak:oldlol:


How so?

[gts]

Just thinkin about that latin a$$ makes me... nevermind.that's in another thread....lol

[HitandRun Reggie]

I consider people who have sex out of marriage freaks.

But the blow up doll with a Victoria Secret page taped to it's face that you have stuffed under your bed is considered natural right?

[SuperboyXX0018]

But the blow up doll with a Victoria Secret page taped to it's face that you have stuffed under your bed is considered natural right?


I am going to let this one go because you are the first person I've come across to have my name in your screenname.:oldlol:

[thekavorka]

Levine probably has a 3 inch *****

[theinfamousmobb]

Damn thats why I love living in Miami, latinas galore.

[Randy]

Damn thats why I love living in Miami, latinas galore.

Yeah, then they have a kid and never lose that baby weight. Latin women get fat way too quick, after age 35, wave bye bye to those curves.

[VCMVP1551]

Maria Sharapova is about 6'1 1/2 ( Not 6'2 as being listed in WTA site) while Adam Levine is about 5'9 ( 175 cms). I think Maria Sharapova wants a much younger, taller and much exciting lover that is why she does not felt any orgasm because levine have a shorter manhood.

Maria Sharapova is 20
Adam Levine is 29

Not too easy to find someone taller than Sharapova!

[Lebron23]

http://i.a.cnn.net/si/features/2006_swimsuit/images/gallery/photos/06_msharapova_01.jpg

http://www.hollywood-celebrity-pictures.com/Celebrities/Maria-Sharapova/Maria-Sharapova-11.JPG


http://imstars.aufeminin.com/stars/fan/D20060909/2050_166343331_maria_sharapova__33_H152624_L.jpg


Where is the Easter Bunny??


http://i19.tinypic.com/62z0xoi.jpghttp://i13.tinypic.com/4m9bm8i.jpg

[Doomsday Dallas]

Do I NEED TO BE THE fIRSt TO SAY IT?

She aint even that hot to begin with... in fact, she is way overrated.

And if this chick is lousy in the sack (I'm not discarding the possibility that it could of been Adam's fault)

Then what is big deal?

Look anywhere you want on the internet and in less than 2 hours I can find 1,000 girls that are better than her pampered spoiled tennis playin white a$$.

[Randy]

Do I NEED TO BE THE fIRSt TO SAY IT?

She aint even that hot to begin with... in fact, she is way overrated.

And if this chick is lousy in the sack (I'm not discarding the possibility that it could of been Adam's fault)

Then what is big deal?

Look anywhere you want on the internet and in less than 2 hours I can find 1,000 girls that are better than her pampered spoiled tennis playin white a$$.

I'd date her for the monetary perks.

She looks like a dude in that 2nd picture.

[kentatm]

Whatever, anyone who knows Rocco knows Euro girls are the craziest around. That dude was obviously worthless in bed. Ever seen the end of Mallrats when Afflack thinks he is wailing on Trish the Dish but she is bored as hell and checking her nails? Thats probably what Lavine is like. She was just ready to get rid of his worthless ass.

[IGOTGAME]

Honestly I dont think Sharapova is hot at all..she is an average tall russian girl...I dont see the big deal....

Anna K. was hot but Maria not so much

[dab0yech0]

Typical white girl problem. It's either not enough emotion and reaction, or feigned emotion and reaction. Then you have black women who are too wild to the point of being masculine. That's why latinas are the best lovers. You get emotion and reaction from them but at the same time they fully maintain their femininity.


Thats why I am CEO of the Latina Lovers! :pimp:

[Richie2k6]

Maybe he just sucks. :confusedshrug:

[White Chocolate]

I'm starting to think he's the problem, not her. Be a man Adam. Take the blame.

[Lebron23]

STATEMENT

8/22/2007 4:44:00PM

Maroon 5's public relations office issued the following statement to the media about the silly story making the rounds. As Maria's fans know, Maroon 5 performed as a surprise at her birthday party years ago. So, Maroon 5 wants everyone to know: "The quote is absolutely not true. Adam never said this, and they only met once at Maria's birthday party in 2005."

http://www.mariasharapova.com/defaultflash.sps



So basically to sum it all this thread is BS :pimp:

[Out Of Shape]

STATEMENT

8/22/2007 4:44:00PM

Maroon 5's public relations office issued the following statement to the media about the silly story making the rounds. As Maria's fans know, Maroon 5 performed as a surprise at her birthday party years ago. So, [B]Maroon 5 wants everyone to know: "The quote is absolutely not true. Adam never said this, and they only met once at Maria's birthday party in 2005."

http://www.mariasharapova.com/defaultflash.sps



So basically to sum it all this thread is BS :pimp:


It might sum it for me too if I was a brainwashed sheep who readily laps up everything the media puts in my bowl. The cynic in me however, tells me that she angrily called him and told him that her click would leak a rumor that he gots a pencil di<k and couldn't get a moan out of a Cocker Spaniel, if he didn't issue some type of public statement denying the rumor.

[halffttime]

Maria Sharapova is about 6'1 1/2 ( Not 6'2 as being listed in WTA site) while Adam Levine is about 5'9 ( 175 cms). I think Maria Sharapova wants a much younger, taller and much exciting lover that is why she does not felt any orgasm because levine have a shorter manhood.

Maria Sharapova is 20
Adam Levine is 29

i should call you STAT :lol

[InspiredLebowski]

Are these the types of threads you "ISH is past its prime" folks long for? For shame.

[GUUS]

you all realize that maria sharapova isn't even that hot at all right? Not to mention she's russian trianed from like the age of 5 by KGB to play tennis 10 hours a day.

But take away photoshop and her makeup and Maria Sharapova just looks like a giant version of that shy beaky nerd girl from highschool, she's so goddamn overrated, Ana Ivanovic is the current tennis hotty

[Rasheed1]

she dont look all that good.... and there is such a thing as a dead f*ck...

some girls just lay there like a corpse no matter what you try on her...

tricks that will have some girls climbing the walls will do nothing for other girls...

when they feel themselves getting stimulated, they get uncomfortable and they fight it instead of letting it take them over like regular chicks do...

[rufuspaul]

she dont look all that good.... and there is such a thing as a dead f*ck...

some girls just lay there like a corpse no matter what you try on her...

tricks that will have some girls climbing the walls will do nothing for other girls...

when they feel themselves getting stimulated, they get uncomfortable and they fight it instead of letting it take them over like regular chicks do...

this

[bigkingsfan]

I can confirm.

[2LeTTeRS]

she dont look all that good.... and there is such a thing as a dead f*ck...

some girls just lay there like a corpse no matter what you try on her...

tricks that will have some girls climbing the walls will do nothing for other girls...

when they feel themselves getting stimulated, they get uncomfortable and they fight it instead of letting it take them over like regular chicks do...

Those type chicks never get called again. Even if you get them moaning its still not worth it. The only thing worse than them, are the overpassionate girls who want to kiss all on you even though you barely know them.

[LJJ]

I haven't watched tennis since she's been injured. :ohwell:

[mmsupra]

she is wack

[rufuspaul]

Who is Maria with now and does he make her moo like a cow?

[ukplayer4]

alot of women dont orgasm from penetration, some girls just cant ***, period. facts of life. could be emotional, could be physical.


that said, ive been with a few 'logs' in my time and it is ****ing irritating, its like a sexual instinct that they just dont have.

[PistolPete]

Old ass thread...but yeah if there is no moaning or screaming, then you begin to wonder if you are having any effect at all and a man could very well lose interest in said woman even if she happens to be a beautiful specimen or not.

[rufuspaul]

Part of the problem could be that rock stars are so used to having groupies thow themselves at them that they've never had to think about their technique.