I had a Quad seoson at the YMCA...

[Ev008]

Just got the stats today from my local YMCA...we had our yearly seoson and the team that wins the title gets 2 thousand dollars split...we finished the year 4th with 25 teams involved...my numbers: (12 games)

Game 1: (17/28) 42 points, 13 reb, 8ast, 8st and 12 blocks
Game 2: 12/18, 29 points, 7 reb, 15ast, 9st and 8 blocks
Game 3: 9/12, 15 points, 23 reb, 17ast, 4st and 11 blocks
Game 4: 20/29, 46 points, 12 reb, 9ast, 2stl and 7 blocks
Game 5: 13/23, 32 points, 8 reb, 13ast, 0stl and 11 blocks
Game 6*: 22/27, 42 points, 17 reb, 12ast, 8stl and 7 blocks
Game 7: 6/8, 13 points, 9 reb, 5 ast, 5 stl and 6 blocks (only 15 minutes of play)
Game 8: 16/26, 39 points, 10reb, 12 ast, 10st and 9 blocks
Game 9: 11/17, 26 points, 11 reb, 9 ast, 7 st and 14 blocks
Game 10: DNP
Game 11: DNP
Game 12: 23/30, 55 points, 16 reb, 8ast, 9st and 16 blocks

I play small forward at the tourny and the game are only 8min a quarter and a total of 32min...players only over 17 are allowed in this tourny.

My seoson average: 33.9ppg, 12.6rpg, 10.8apg, 6.2spg, 10.2bpg...in 27.2mpg.
72.9ft%, 62.0 3pt%...149 FG made on only 218 fga...68.3fg% is my tourny stat...i know it was only 10 games but damn i was surprised when i got the stats...i was also named MVP and defensive player...hope my team can win that 2 thousand dollars...it will be very tough...we finished 10-2 but the 2 loses was when i couldn't play due to college.

[XxNeXuSxX]

:applause: Glad to have you back ev08. I really wish it was you.

[OneWay]

TAKE COVER!!!!!!!!! :oldlol:

[B-Low]

Sad thing is I honestly think Ev's stupidity would pale in comparison to the ignorance that this board has taken in lately. At least he doesn't wear girl pants or have a vaccuum hanging from his d!ck...

[SsKSpurs21]

HES BAAAAACK!

http://www.poster.net/shining-the/shining-the-jack-nicholson-4001417.jpg

greatest thead ever! :bowdown:

[Phenom]

And the amazing thing is.

Ev08 went to his Ish grave claiming that it was true. :violin:

[Carbine]

Big EZ Admiral was damn funny in that thread. I usually don't laugh while reading stuff on the internet but he had me going.

Interesting thing I noticed in that thread:

Absoulute Prince writes above the quotes, which is rather awkward and not seen often, in fact the only other poster I've seen do this is Optimus Prime.

Interesting.

[qwerty]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v248/bballmistry/6cpv8ex.gif

[artificial]

yipee for teh one and only quad seoson!! seriously though, anyone has the link to the original thread?

[JtotheIzzo]

Just got the stats today from my local YMCA...we had our yearly seoson and the team that wins the title gets 2 thousand dollars split...we finished the year 4th with 25 teams involved...my numbers: (12 games)

Game 1: (17/28) 42 points, 13 reb, 8ast, 8st and 12 blocks
Game 2: 12/18, 29 points, 7 reb, 15ast, 9st and 8 blocks
Game 3: 9/12, 15 points, 23 reb, 17ast, 4st and 11 blocks
Game 4: 20/29, 46 points, 12 reb, 9ast, 2stl and 7 blocks
Game 5: 13/23, 32 points, 8 reb, 13ast, 0stl and 11 blocks
Game 6*: 22/27, 42 points, 17 reb, 12ast, 8stl and 7 blocks
Game 7: 6/8, 13 points, 9 reb, 5 ast, 5 stl and 6 blocks (only 15 minutes of play)
Game 8: 16/26, 39 points, 10reb, 12 ast, 10st and 9 blocks
Game 9: 11/17, 26 points, 11 reb, 9 ast, 7 st and 14 blocks
Game 10: DNP
Game 11: DNP
Game 12: 23/30, 55 points, 16 reb, 8ast, 9st and 16 blocks

I play small forward at the tourny and the game are only 8min a quarter and a total of 32min...players only over 17 are allowed in this tourny.

My seoson average: 33.9ppg, 12.6rpg, 10.8apg, 6.2spg, 10.2bpg...in 27.2mpg.
72.9ft%, 62.0 3pt%...149 FG made on only 218 fga...68.3fg% is my tourny stat...i know it was only 10 games but damn i was surprised when i got the stats...i was also named MVP and defensive player...hope my team can win that 2 thousand dollars...it will be very tough...we finished 10-2 but the 2 loses was when i couldn't play due to college.

you had a hand in 71 points in approx. 27.2 minutes.

I know this is all BS and been done a million times and what not, but falkin hell.

that's 125.3 points (assists + buckets) over a full 48.

You are Wilt on steroids, and he played versus skinny white dudes. Or so the ISHers say.

[Lebron23]

Ev008= Basketball GOAT :D

[Samurai Swoosh]

Oh snap, I remember this dude. Oh yeah, hopefully this isn't an immitator. What YMCA league ever has winnings ... NONE. Didn't he say they played on like a shorter court, with 8 foot rims or something? haha

[Ev008]

About the 9/12 and 15 points :oldlol: ...since there are alot of short players the Y always had this rule...a dunk or an uncontested layup is worth 1 point...its a rule that was in Y for atleast 5 years...the gym at the Y is very small...the 3 point line is like 3 meters away from the half court...the scoring happens very often and there are alot of misses.

[CaptainPlanet]

I've always thought it would be funny if Ev0's stats were proved true somehow.

Funny thread though, one of the best ever on the Internet for sure.

[Phenom]

About the 9/12 and 15 points :oldlol: ...since there are alot of short players the Y always had this rule...a dunk or an uncontested layup is worth 1 point...its a rule that was in Y for atleast 5 years...the gym at the Y is very small...the 3 point line is like 3 meters away from the half court...the scoring happens very often and there are alot of misses.

:eek: Aw man. That's almost a dead ringer for Ev08. And we all know what happened next :pimp:

[Take Your Lumps]

Lazanya!

[jjswifty]

One of Evo's aliases is 'Made from Dust' or something like that.

[B-Low]

The original:

http://p099.ezboard.com/finsidehoopsfrm39.showMessage?topicID=291.topic

[disco]

wow! haven't seen this old-schooler for ages.

[echo484]

I'm on the 17th page of that thread. Did he ever admit he was lying?

EDIT: I should say I've read up to the 17th page.....

[WoGiTaLiA1]

Nope... but he went on to date some snow boarder who was bank rolling him...

Guy was good fun because you just knew he was lying about everything...

[echo484]

I give him points for creativity at least. A lesser person (or better person, depending on how you look at it) would have just fessed up once he got caught in his lies. This guy just makes up more lies to cover his old ones. The "1-point layup" rule was especially clever.

[EricForman]

although it never did reach Quad seoson proportion, about six months ago West-side claimed he won 68k in an online tourney, but after a few posts, several posters who are familiar with poker, including myself, exposed him for his lies because he messed up on a few poker terms and miscalculated the payout structure.

What made it "almost like quad seoson" funny was that west-side continue to defend his story and even pull the "it's not that hard I'm sure you guys can win too" that Ev08 pulled down the line.

[saKf]

*has seen the Quad Seoson brought back 934 times and isn't amused*

[Valliant13]

AHAhahaha, man I'm reading the original thread now...that is some scandalous, deeply entertaining bull ****. While I have to dock him points for plausabilty, EV08 getting perfect tens for Lying endurance and shamlessness.

[SCREWstonRockets]

Classic thread. I'm wondering what hell made him think to come up with all that bullcrap. Not to mention his persistence in keeping the lie alive. Even coming up with counter-lies. The "1-point layup/dunk" rule had me rolling. I thought he was done and then he came out of nowhere with that one.

[Knoe Itawl]

I would be remiss if I didn't point out that yes, he was a Bryant fanatic. It just seems to be a pattern that they tend to be the biggest weirdos and most ignorant posters.

Coincidence? I think not.

[Samurai Swoosh]

I would be remiss if I didn't point out that yes, he was a Bryant fanatic. It just seems to be a pattern that they tend to be the biggest weirdos and most ignorant posters.

This is true ... were you the one who found that hilarious, yet very disturbing post about a kid who through the advice of his school guidance councelor (yeah right) ... was told to sneak into a wedding, which the kid did, and he approached Kobe Bryant in a bathroom and confessed his soul to the guy ... then proceeded to ask for an autograph? And in the picture Kobe had this "OMG, this stalker has gone way too far" look on his face.

You remember that, man?


Coincidence? I think not.
C'mon now, though ... I'm a Kobe fan, but yeah, some of those dude's are absolutely pushing it.

[Knoe Itawl]

This is true ... were you the one who found that hilarious, yet very disturbing post about a kid who through the advice of his school guidance councelor (yeah right) ... was told to sneak into a wedding, which the kid did, and he approached Kobe Bryant in a bathroom and confessed his soul to the guy ... then proceeded to ask for an autograph? And in the picture Kobe had this "OMG, this stalker has gone way too far" look on his face.

You remember that, man?


C'mon now, though ... I'm a Kobe fan, but yeah, some of those dude's are absolutely pushing it.

I didn't find that, but I remember it. Think it was dizzle in the pic.

By the way, I make a distinction between Kobe fans, and fanatics. Fanatics are people like Poseidon, dizzle, EV, Oneway, etc. These are the kinds of people that are just off balance and have decided to worship an athlete. They live in a delusional world where all they need to do is say nonsense over and over and somehow that makes it true.

Fans, on the other hand, enjoy his play, will defend him but also don't go overboard with their adulation. They don't look at anyone who doesn't care for him, and disagrees with their opinions on him as "the enemy".

[RidonKs]

They don't look at anyone who doesn't care for him, and disagrees with their opinions on him as "the enemy".
But you ARE the enemy!

[Samurai Swoosh]

Knoe you haven't been around in a minute ... what's up with that?

[CakeorDeath]

Sad thing is I honestly think Ev's stupidity would pale in comparison to the ignorance that this board has taken in lately. At least he doesn't wear girl pants or have a vaccuum hanging from his d!ck...

We only thought Ev was a moron because he posted in a weak era for stupidity.

[Sharas]

We only thought Ev was a moron because he posted in a weak era for stupidity.

so his stupidity was inflated:roll:

[echo484]

We only thought Ev was a moron because he posted in a weak era for stupidity.

You strike like a cobra, sir. Excellent post.

[Knoe Itawl]

Knoe you haven't been around in a minute ... what's up with that?

Off season, plus it's summer time here in NYC so I'm out a lot. Looking forward to this season in the NBA more than any other in recent memory. Going to be GREAT! So many stories!

Can Phoenix get over the hump?
Can the champs make another run?
How will Dallas respond to another crushing playoff loss?
Is this the year Houston FINALLY breaks through?
Was GSW a fluke?
Is Denver poised to be a powerhouse?
Will Utah be even stronger?
How well will Boston fare?
How about Orlando?
Will LeBron take his game to an even higher level if he's indeed added a more consistant jumper?
Can a healthy Wade regain the dominance he had before his injury last year?
Will Oden and Durant show huge promise in their rookie years?
Who will the surprise teams be?
What players will up their games beyond expectations?

And on and on. I'm going to wear League Pass out

[Samurai Swoosh]

W/o a doubt, man. What you think of Team USA this summer? Also, how was summer ball in NYC? Any news? Who came out to the parks, anyone worth mentioning? Did my guy Jamal Crawford kill out @ the Rucker as usual?

I have a feeling Melo and Bron will have the best year of their career's this year.

But, I'm really worried about Wade. I hope he returns to full strength.

[Hawker]

my god 104 pages...

[Real Men Wear Green]

*has seen the Quad Seoson brought back 934 times and isn't amused*
I thought I deleted this thread yesterday, but I guess I didn't. Either that or some other mod revived it. I'm not going to fight anyone over this, anyhow.

[Kebab Stall]

Sad thing is I honestly think Ev's stupidity would pale in comparison to the ignorance that this board has taken in lately. At least he doesn't wear girl pants or have a vaccuum hanging from his d!ck...
:roll: That thread was hilarious.

[hateraid]

Just wanted to get in on the second time around on this classic of a thread.

[Ev008]

I thought I deleted this thread yesterday, but I guess I didn't. Either that or some other mod revived it. I'm not going to fight anyone over this, anyhow.

:cheers:

[MadeFromDust]

:sigh: Can only bump a replica of what was...not the classic million-page original damm

[Twiens]

The original Theo :cheers:

[MadeFromDust]

One of Evo's aliases is 'Made from Dust' or something like that.
WTF I never even saw this

azzh0l10 :no:

[Sham]

gooooat.

[JimmyMcAdocious]

Is the original there in the time machine, maybe?

[MadeFromDust]

Is the original there in the time machine, maybe?
Nope, it can't due to a domain squatter running robots or some shiite :facepalm

[JtotheIzzo]

I love the fact One Way still sports the avatar I made him wear in our avy bet 6 years ago.

http://www.insidehoops.com/forum/showpost.php?p=1112633&postcount=3

[MadeFromDust]

I love the fact One Way still sports the avatar I made him wear in our avy bet 6 years ago.

http://www.insidehoops.com/forum/showpost.php?p=1112633&postcount=3

Mine's a lost avy bet too. I forget who it was with though. Maybe aaavanillagorillaboi who knows?

[GOBB]

Is the original there in the time machine, maybe?

Original thread is somewhere near your original username :rolleyes:

[Boston C's]

Just got the stats today from my local YMCA...we had our yearly seoson and the team that wins the title gets 2 thousand dollars split...we finished the year 4th with 25 teams involved...my numbers: (12 games)

Game 1: (17/28) 42 points, 13 reb, 8ast, 8st and 12 blocks
Game 2: 12/18, 29 points, 7 reb, 15ast, 9st and 8 blocks
Game 3: 9/12, 15 points, 23 reb, 17ast, 4st and 11 blocks
Game 4: 20/29, 46 points, 12 reb, 9ast, 2stl and 7 blocks
Game 5: 13/23, 32 points, 8 reb, 13ast, 0stl and 11 blocks
Game 6*: 22/27, 42 points, 17 reb, 12ast, 8stl and 7 blocks
Game 7: 6/8, 13 points, 9 reb, 5 ast, 5 stl and 6 blocks (only 15 minutes of play)
Game 8: 16/26, 39 points, 10reb, 12 ast, 10st and 9 blocks
Game 9: 11/17, 26 points, 11 reb, 9 ast, 7 st and 14 blocks
Game 10: DNP
Game 11: DNP
Game 12: 23/30, 55 points, 16 reb, 8ast, 9st and 16 blocks

I play small forward at the tourny and the game are only 8min a quarter and a total of 32min...players only over 17 are allowed in this tourny.

My seoson average: 33.9ppg, 12.6rpg, 10.8apg, 6.2spg, 10.2bpg...in 27.2mpg.
72.9ft%, 62.0 3pt%...149 FG made on only 218 fga...68.3fg% is my tourny stat...i know it was only 10 games but damn i was surprised when i got the stats...i was also named MVP and defensive player...hope my team can win that 2 thousand dollars...it will be very tough...we finished 10-2 but the 2 loses was when i couldn't play due to college.


how are the bolded even possible :wtf:

[GOBB]

how are the bolded even possible :wtf:

You're obviously slow.

[Boston C's]

You're obviously slow.

well **** you too :lol

I just found his bullshit about one point layups and what not...wow

[sbw19]

You can't beat the classics.

[LosBulls]

Every offseason a spoof of this thread gets bumped. I think its time :pimp:


EDIT: Someone beat me to it.