View Full Version : Dirk Nowitzki's Official NickName Thread
Ill start it off with
Dirk "The Jerk" Nowitzki
Samurai Swoosh:
- Dirk "Shook Ones" Nowitzki
- Shook Ones # 41
- Dirk NoWINzki
- Dirk "Soft Serve" Nowitzki
- Dirk "Nilla Cream" Nowitzki
- Dirk "The Dyke" Nowitzki
- Dirk "Bike Kicker" Nowitzki
- "Dyke the Bike Kicker" Nowitzki
Los Angeles:
Dyke Nowitzki
Dirk Nowilltski
SRZ66
09-12-2007, 02:31 PM
dork
nodickski
Samurai Swoosh
09-12-2007, 02:32 PM
C'mon bball fans. Hit 'em up ... Tupac style. After May 2007 and a fake MVP award. He still deserves it to this day.
Dirk "The Dyke" Nowitzki aka "Bike Kicker" aka "Dyke the Bike Kicker" Nowitzki
"NoDickzki" is hilarious, BTW ...
kidachi
09-12-2007, 02:41 PM
noWEAKzki
Los Angeles
09-12-2007, 02:47 PM
How about we give him an official nickname, in correlation to his actual game. (I'm being serious)
Most great players got a nickname, but what is Dirk's?
NastaMaverick
09-12-2007, 03:23 PM
"Dirty" Dirk
and
No*****ski
Richie2k6
09-12-2007, 03:25 PM
Choke Nowitzki, Dirk Nachokeski, Dirk Nosh*tski.
luigi>mario
09-12-2007, 03:26 PM
Has he ever got rid of the old classic Irk?
CakeorDeath
09-12-2007, 03:26 PM
How about we start calling Dirk "Metamucil?" He's a great supplement to have when you are doing well, but he's totally ineffective once the runs start.
FabCasablancas
09-12-2007, 03:42 PM
Dirk - Better than Kobe the supposed best player in the world - Nowinskinki
Dirk - doesn't cry like a girl becasue his team isn't talented enough after whining like a b1tch when Shaq was there for his 3 championships - Nowinski
Silent Mav
09-12-2007, 04:11 PM
Ill start it off with
Dirk "The Jerk" Nowitzki
Having a bad day? Someone take your lunch money again?
icewill36
09-12-2007, 04:44 PM
dirk NoRingski
LBJ 4 MVP
09-12-2007, 04:48 PM
How about we start calling Dirk "Metamucil?" He's a great supplement to have when you are doing well, but he's totally ineffective once the runs start.
:lol:
dhenk
09-12-2007, 05:25 PM
The Pyro of Basketball
geeWiz15
09-12-2007, 05:27 PM
shook ones #41 works.
Jasper
09-12-2007, 06:02 PM
How about we start calling Dirk "Metamucil?" He's a great supplement to have when you are doing well, but he's totally ineffective once the runs start.
:lol: :lol:
Big fart Durk
Playoff gaser
Optimus Prime
09-12-2007, 06:07 PM
Dirk The Diggler
:pimp:
I've always liked Irk, because he has no D!
insidehoops
09-12-2007, 06:15 PM
Dirk's one of the nba's best players. Not sure about all the negativity. He deserves a positive/cool nickname like any other star.
Samurai Swoosh
09-12-2007, 06:17 PM
Not given recent history. Plus this thread is all fun. Nothing demeaning @ a personal level. We know he's a good player. Chill out, Jeffrey.
Randy
09-12-2007, 06:17 PM
Mein Fuhrer
/thread
billybadass
09-12-2007, 06:27 PM
1st round knocc out
crisoner
09-12-2007, 07:36 PM
Dirk The Diggler
:pimp:
I've always liked Irk, because he has no D!
I second Dirk Diggler...
And I agree...why yall hating on Dirk? He's a cool dude from what I can see.
Lebron23
09-12-2007, 08:42 PM
One Hit Wonder :)
FabCasablancas
09-12-2007, 11:27 PM
Dirk - Ironman- Nowitzki
The guy has played more basketball than literally any person on earth over the past 6 years. 80+ games every season for the Mavs.. plus for his German team EVERY single Summer. Kobe hasn't played for tema USA but once and he and Dirk are the same age.
Also, Dirk is a one man team in both the US and Germany and carries them both on his back. It's inhuman what he does, really.
If he had a tema around him in the US and or Germany he would easily be on the level of the greatest players to ever play the game. So his real nickname should be..
Dirk - carrying Cuban from day one - Nowitzki
or
Dirk - dragged down by Cuban the human anchor since day one - Nowitzki
Lebron23
09-12-2007, 11:29 PM
Fabcasablanca's boyfriend :)
FabCasablancas
09-12-2007, 11:41 PM
Meanwhile geniusboy is branded by Bron! LOL :roll: Prison style! LOL
"Witness" the slurping!
And Dirk is BETTER than Bron. That's the funniest part.
kidachi
09-13-2007, 12:29 AM
And Dirk is BETTER than Bron.
:no:
L.Kizzle
09-13-2007, 12:32 AM
Dirk NoCLITzki
K.Koscik
09-13-2007, 01:09 AM
Dirk - Better than Kobe the supposed best player in the world - Nowinskinki
Dirk - doesn't cry like a girl becasue his team isn't talented enough after whining like a b1tch when Shaq was there for his 3 championships - Nowinski
What climbed up your c0ckhole?
eliteballer
09-13-2007, 01:10 AM
Dirknoclutchski.
Meanwhile geniusboy is branded by Bron! LOL :roll: Prison style! LOL
"Witness" the slurping!
And Dirk is BETTER than Bron. That's the funniest part.
I rather have Lebron with one arm than a healthy Dirk anyday
Lebron with one arm >>>>>>>> Dirk
FashionIssues
09-13-2007, 03:22 AM
pee wee german. the word of the day is "choke"
wally_world
09-13-2007, 05:22 AM
choke-witzki = best
RomoSexual
09-13-2007, 07:01 AM
MVP
snipes12
09-13-2007, 07:23 AM
Dirky harry
Samurai Swoosh
09-13-2007, 11:25 AM
Dirk - Better than Kobe the supposed best player in the world - Nowinskinki
Dirk - doesn't cry like a girl becasue his team isn't talented enough after whining like a b1tch when Shaq was there for his 3 championships - Nowinski
WHOA, son ...
:roll: :roll: :roll:
:lol:
:roll: :roll: :roll:
BITTER BEER FACE!!!
JalenRawley
09-13-2007, 11:49 AM
How about we start calling Dirk "Metamucil?" He's a great supplement to have when you are doing well, but he's totally ineffective once the runs start.
Outstanding! :applause:
chains5000
09-13-2007, 12:25 PM
Dirk's one of the nba's best players. Not sure about all the negativity. He deserves a positive/cool nickname like any other star.
A popular spanish broadcaster calls him "Robin Hood" since some years ago Dirk looked like Errol Flynn in that film.
And because of the shooting, of course.
J-Roc
09-13-2007, 12:28 PM
Dirknoclutchski.
:D :lol:
Samurai Swoosh
09-13-2007, 05:12 PM
Fabcasablanca's boyfriend :)
Wow, LeBron's female calling out Dirk's man.
Dirk and Fab straight taking Losses this year.
Samurai Swoosh
09-13-2007, 05:14 PM
shook ones #41 works.
Thanks, bro.
I thought it was witty and original. Does no one else get it, or is it just not that good? If you know what I'm talking about, I think it's damn funny. But what do I know. Over half of ish can recognize genuine talent if it spit in their face.
:confusedshrug:
FabCasablancas
09-13-2007, 05:18 PM
I rather have Lebron with one arm than a healthy Dirk anyday
Lebron with one arm >>>>>>>> Dirk
Then why couldn't Bron win more games than Dirk and Bron played in the East with More talent..
Bron couldn't even handle playing ons season with Team USA.. he was so exhauste dhe took half the next regualr seaosn off. And he doesn't even have ot carry Tema USA.. LOL And he even LOST on Tema USa with all that talent..
DirkNowitzki41
06-13-2011, 01:25 AM
Dirk The Champ Nowringzki
Make Me Rich
06-13-2011, 01:37 AM
Dirk "the I denied the 3 cHeetos from winning the Finals" Nowitzski.
OmniStrife
06-13-2011, 01:39 AM
The DIRKINATOR!
http://i.imgur.com/9USzh.jpg
the_wise_one
06-13-2011, 01:59 AM
Dirk "Better Than Kobe, Gasol, Lebron, Wade, Bosh and Durant" Nowitzki.
Dirk "The Martin Luther King For True NBA Minorities" Nowitzki.
Dirk "GOAT PF" Nowitzki.
NBASTATMAN
06-13-2011, 02:01 AM
the real mr clutch
the WHITE MAMBA
greensborohill
10-06-2011, 03:26 PM
Champion
Bigsmoke
10-06-2011, 03:32 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BpPhpotcxk8
ZaaaaaH
10-06-2011, 04:19 PM
Dirk Jizzzki because he literately Jizzed on everyone last year.
kaiiu
10-06-2011, 04:38 PM
Dirk "I **** Bad Black Hoes Cuz The ***** Wet Like My Jumper" Nowitzki
aitorito
10-06-2011, 05:06 PM
Robin hood
And its not even close
NBAller
10-06-2011, 05:21 PM
Dirk "UwishUwas" Nowitzki
the_wise_one
10-06-2011, 10:33 PM
Dirk "Better than Kobe, Wade and Lebron combined" Nowitzki
$LakerGold
10-06-2011, 10:35 PM
Dirk "Better than Kobe, Wade and Lebron combined" Nowitzki
Stop... Just Stop.,... :facepalm
$LakerGold
10-06-2011, 10:37 PM
Dirk "ClutchWurst" Nowitzki
Bratwurst = German Sausage.
the_wise_one
10-06-2011, 10:56 PM
Stop... Just Stop.,... :facepalm
U :mad: ?
TheAesirsFinest
10-06-2011, 11:04 PM
Clutchosaurus Rex
$LakerGold
10-06-2011, 11:17 PM
U :mad: ?
No Your so ****ing CORNY.
Eat Like A Bosh
10-06-2011, 11:29 PM
The Big German Shepherd
Dirk Tha Nazi Nowitziki
$LakerGold
10-07-2011, 12:10 AM
Big Dick Dirk & YES HOMO!
http://c0016417.cdn2.cloudfiles.rackspacecloud.com/6q7q.jpg
brisbaneman
10-07-2011, 12:12 AM
Dirk 'The Road arena renamer' nowitzki'
eg after he took a piss on the road garden, staples center, okc arena, and AA center in miami in rapid succession, they are to be renamed the nowitzki center
kentatm
10-07-2011, 12:40 AM
I rather have Lebron with one arm than a healthy Dirk anyday
Lebron with one arm >>>>>>>> Dirk
:banana:
http://www.yagervideo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/dirk-lebron.jpg
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-OGeys2XP8QU/TeWYlyhVfyI/AAAAAAAAAlU/x9rsDOOXmDU/s1600/ghost-face-drillah-web.jpg
:pimp:
greensborohill
10-07-2011, 08:25 AM
Dirk "UwishUwas" Nowitzki
Nice but I would tweek it
Dirk "USwishUWas" Nowitzki
greensborohill
10-07-2011, 08:26 AM
I rather have Lebron with one arm than a healthy Dirk anyday
Lebron with one arm >>>>>>>> Dirk
That's fine, but a one armed LeBron w/ no nuts is not better than a two armed Nowitzki w/ brass onez. . . . eat a d!ck up 'son!!
PowerGlove
10-07-2011, 03:23 PM
You really bumping threads from 07 now?:facepalm
greensborohill
10-07-2011, 03:40 PM
You really bumping threads from 07 now?:facepalm
It got bumped on 6/12 . . wonder what was significant about that date? :banana:
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