Dirk Nowitzki's Official NickName Thread

[Pyro]

Ill start it off with

Dirk "The Jerk" Nowitzki


Samurai Swoosh:
- Dirk "Shook Ones" Nowitzki

- Shook Ones # 41

- Dirk NoWINzki

- Dirk "Soft Serve" Nowitzki

- Dirk "Nilla Cream" Nowitzki

- Dirk "The Dyke" Nowitzki

- Dirk "Bike Kicker" Nowitzki

- "Dyke the Bike Kicker" Nowitzki


Los Angeles:
Dyke Nowitzki

Dirk Nowilltski

[SRZ66]

dork
nodickski

[Samurai Swoosh]

C'mon bball fans. Hit 'em up ... Tupac style. After May 2007 and a fake MVP award. He still deserves it to this day.

Dirk "The Dyke" Nowitzki aka "Bike Kicker" aka "Dyke the Bike Kicker" Nowitzki


"NoDickzki" is hilarious, BTW ...

[kidachi]

noWEAKzki

[Los Angeles]

How about we give him an official nickname, in correlation to his actual game. (I'm being serious)

Most great players got a nickname, but what is Dirk's?

[NastaMaverick]

"Dirty" Dirk
and
No*****ski

[Richie2k6]

Choke Nowitzki, Dirk Nachokeski, Dirk Nosh*tski.

[luigi>mario]

Has he ever got rid of the old classic Irk?

[CakeorDeath]

How about we start calling Dirk "Metamucil?" He's a great supplement to have when you are doing well, but he's totally ineffective once the runs start.

[FabCasablancas]

Dirk - Better than Kobe the supposed best player in the world - Nowinskinki

Dirk - doesn't cry like a girl becasue his team isn't talented enough after whining like a b1tch when Shaq was there for his 3 championships - Nowinski

[Silent Mav]

Ill start it off with

Dirk "The Jerk" Nowitzki


Having a bad day? Someone take your lunch money again?

[icewill36]

dirk NoRingski

[LBJ 4 MVP]

How about we start calling Dirk "Metamucil?" He's a great supplement to have when you are doing well, but he's totally ineffective once the runs start.
:lol:

[gts]

nowitness

[dhenk]

The Pyro of Basketball

[geeWiz15]

shook ones #41 works.

[gb8]

Master Race

[Jasper]

How about we start calling Dirk "Metamucil?" He's a great supplement to have when you are doing well, but he's totally ineffective once the runs start.
:lol: :lol:

Big fart Durk

Playoff gaser

[Optimus Prime]

Dirk The Diggler

:pimp:

I've always liked Irk, because he has no D!

[insidehoops]

Dirk's one of the nba's best players. Not sure about all the negativity. He deserves a positive/cool nickname like any other star.

[Samurai Swoosh]

Not given recent history. Plus this thread is all fun. Nothing demeaning @ a personal level. We know he's a good player. Chill out, Jeffrey.

[Randy]

Mein Fuhrer





/thread

[billybadass]

1st round knocc out

[crisoner]

Dirk The Diggler

:pimp:

I've always liked Irk, because he has no D!

I second Dirk Diggler...

And I agree...why yall hating on Dirk? He's a cool dude from what I can see.

[Lebron23]

One Hit Wonder :)

[FabCasablancas]

Dirk - Ironman- Nowitzki

The guy has played more basketball than literally any person on earth over the past 6 years. 80+ games every season for the Mavs.. plus for his German team EVERY single Summer. Kobe hasn't played for tema USA but once and he and Dirk are the same age.

Also, Dirk is a one man team in both the US and Germany and carries them both on his back. It's inhuman what he does, really.

If he had a tema around him in the US and or Germany he would easily be on the level of the greatest players to ever play the game. So his real nickname should be..

Dirk - carrying Cuban from day one - Nowitzki

or

Dirk - dragged down by Cuban the human anchor since day one - Nowitzki

[Lebron23]

Fabcasablanca's boyfriend :)

[FabCasablancas]

Meanwhile geniusboy is branded by Bron! LOL :roll: Prison style! LOL

"Witness" the slurping!

And Dirk is BETTER than Bron. That's the funniest part.

[kidachi]

And Dirk is BETTER than Bron.


:no:

[L.Kizzle]

Dirk NoCLITzki

[K.Koscik]

Dirk - Better than Kobe the supposed best player in the world - Nowinskinki

Dirk - doesn't cry like a girl becasue his team isn't talented enough after whining like a b1tch when Shaq was there for his 3 championships - Nowinski

What climbed up your c0ckhole?

[eliteballer]

Dirknoclutchski.

[Pyro]

Meanwhile geniusboy is branded by Bron! LOL :roll: Prison style! LOL

"Witness" the slurping!

And Dirk is BETTER than Bron. That's the funniest part.

I rather have Lebron with one arm than a healthy Dirk anyday

Lebron with one arm >>>>>>>> Dirk

[FashionIssues]

pee wee german. the word of the day is "choke"

[wally_world]

choke-witzki = best

[RomoSexual]

MVP

[snipes12]

Dirky harry

[Samurai Swoosh]

Dirk - Better than Kobe the supposed best player in the world - Nowinskinki

Dirk - doesn't cry like a girl becasue his team isn't talented enough after whining like a b1tch when Shaq was there for his 3 championships - Nowinski

WHOA, son ...

:roll: :roll: :roll:

:lol:

:roll: :roll: :roll:

BITTER BEER FACE!!!

[JalenRawley]

How about we start calling Dirk "Metamucil?" He's a great supplement to have when you are doing well, but he's totally ineffective once the runs start.

Outstanding! :applause:

[chains5000]

Dirk's one of the nba's best players. Not sure about all the negativity. He deserves a positive/cool nickname like any other star.
A popular spanish broadcaster calls him "Robin Hood" since some years ago Dirk looked like Errol Flynn in that film.
And because of the shooting, of course.

[J-Roc]

Dirknoclutchski.

:D :lol:

[Samurai Swoosh]

Fabcasablanca's boyfriend :)
Wow, LeBron's female calling out Dirk's man.

Dirk and Fab straight taking Losses this year.

[Samurai Swoosh]

shook ones #41 works.
Thanks, bro.

I thought it was witty and original. Does no one else get it, or is it just not that good? If you know what I'm talking about, I think it's damn funny. But what do I know. Over half of ish can recognize genuine talent if it spit in their face.

:confusedshrug:

[FabCasablancas]

I rather have Lebron with one arm than a healthy Dirk anyday

Lebron with one arm >>>>>>>> Dirk

Then why couldn't Bron win more games than Dirk and Bron played in the East with More talent..

Bron couldn't even handle playing ons season with Team USA.. he was so exhauste dhe took half the next regualr seaosn off. And he doesn't even have ot carry Tema USA.. LOL And he even LOST on Tema USa with all that talent..

[DirkNowitzki41]

Dirk The Champ Nowringzki

[Make Me Rich]

Dirk "the I denied the 3 cHeetos from winning the Finals" Nowitzski.

[OmniStrife]

The DIRKINATOR!

http://i.imgur.com/9USzh.jpg

[the_wise_one]

Dirk "Better Than Kobe, Gasol, Lebron, Wade, Bosh and Durant" Nowitzki.
Dirk "The Martin Luther King For True NBA Minorities" Nowitzki.
Dirk "GOAT PF" Nowitzki.

[NBASTATMAN]

the real mr clutch

the WHITE MAMBA

[greensborohill]

Champion

[Bigsmoke]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BpPhpotcxk8

[Kato]

Dirkeveli!!

[ZaaaaaH]

Dirk Jizzzki because he literately Jizzed on everyone last year.

[kaiiu]

Dirk "I **** Bad Black Hoes Cuz The ***** Wet Like My Jumper" Nowitzki

[aitorito]

Robin hood

And its not even close

[NBAller]

Dirk "UwishUwas" Nowitzki

[the_wise_one]

Dirk "Better than Kobe, Wade and Lebron combined" Nowitzki

[$LakerGold]

Dirk "Better than Kobe, Wade and Lebron combined" Nowitzki

Stop... Just Stop.,... :facepalm

[$LakerGold]

Dirk "ClutchWurst" Nowitzki

Bratwurst = German Sausage.

[the_wise_one]

Stop... Just Stop.,... :facepalm

U :mad: ?

[TheAesirsFinest]

Clutchosaurus Rex

[$LakerGold]

U :mad: ?
No Your so ****ing CORNY.

[Eat Like A Bosh]

The Big German Shepherd

Dirk Tha Nazi Nowitziki

[$LakerGold]

Big Dick Dirk & YES HOMO!

http://c0016417.cdn2.cloudfiles.rackspacecloud.com/6q7q.jpg

[brisbaneman]

Dirk 'The Road arena renamer' nowitzki'

eg after he took a piss on the road garden, staples center, okc arena, and AA center in miami in rapid succession, they are to be renamed the nowitzki center

[kentatm]

I rather have Lebron with one arm than a healthy Dirk anyday

Lebron with one arm >>>>>>>> Dirk

:banana:

http://www.yagervideo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/dirk-lebron.jpg

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-OGeys2XP8QU/TeWYlyhVfyI/AAAAAAAAAlU/x9rsDOOXmDU/s1600/ghost-face-drillah-web.jpg

:pimp:

[greensborohill]

Dirk "UwishUwas" Nowitzki

Nice but I would tweek it

Dirk "USwishUWas" Nowitzki

[greensborohill]

I rather have Lebron with one arm than a healthy Dirk anyday

Lebron with one arm >>>>>>>> Dirk

That's fine, but a one armed LeBron w/ no nuts is not better than a two armed Nowitzki w/ brass onez. . . . eat a d!ck up 'son!!

[PowerGlove]

You really bumping threads from 07 now?:facepalm

[greensborohill]

You really bumping threads from 07 now?:facepalm

It got bumped on 6/12 . . wonder what was significant about that date? :banana: