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Fatal_Flaw
10-05-2007, 07:57 PM
I'll set it off...
"Andrew Bynum is the Future" by Kobe Bryant
"No Crying in Basketball" by Andrei Kirilenko
"Stop Being Greedy" by Shawn Marion
"How to Step Up in the Finals" by Lebron James
"The Art of Great Shot Selection" by Gilbert Arenas
"Big Pimpin'" by A.C. Green
Add on...
dnyk1337
10-05-2007, 08:01 PM
"How To Show Emotion" by Tim Duncan
"Living Up To Potential" by Kwame Brown
"Lose That Fat And Keep It Off!" by Z-Bo
Clipper Victory Parades: anonymous
Playing Above the Rim by Earl Boykins
ForceOfNature
10-05-2007, 08:02 PM
"How to maintain composure" by Ron Artest
"Significantly contributing to a title-contending team" by Pat Burke
"Options for best durability" by Corey Maggette
"How to do well on the SAT's" by Darius Miles (just from that movie, Perfect Score, haha)
AI Nuggets3
10-05-2007, 08:05 PM
"Weight Training for Soft Centers - Put on 25 lbs of muscle in just 60 days!" - Dr. Christopher Bosh
brwnman
10-05-2007, 08:24 PM
"Khalto Pay un Championshippee Aal Kul" (translated in english to "The Tough Grind to Win a Championship") by Mengke Bateer...
brwnman
10-05-2007, 08:26 PM
"Night Life in Pro Sports: Preventing yourself from STDs" by Delonte West...
姚・得到的一隻質樸的眼睛Tmac的
Translation: Tmac's got a Funky Eye by Yao Ming
NY Comeback
10-05-2007, 08:29 PM
"Remember To Chew" by Dirk Nowitzki
"It's On Me" by Tracy McGrady
brwnman
10-05-2007, 08:35 PM
"Remember To Chew" by Dirk Nowitzki
"It's On Me" by Tracy McGrady
those two are really good...
Jimmy2k8
10-05-2007, 08:37 PM
"I am a Point Forward" By Tracy Mcgrady
ForceOfNature
10-05-2007, 08:39 PM
"Remember To Chew" by Dirk Nowitzki
"It's On Me" by Tracy McGrady
LMAO! :lol:
"I am a Point Forward" By Tracy Mcgrady
Overused, and old. :banghead:
WhiteMosɘs
10-05-2007, 08:40 PM
"How to sell Rap CDS" by Shaquille O'Neal
"How to Deal With Losing" by Bill Russell
Fatal_Flaw
10-05-2007, 08:43 PM
"Rookie of the Year" by Greg Oden
and just published...
"Durability" by Sean May. Foreward written by Grant Hill
dawsey6
10-05-2007, 08:51 PM
Practice, by Allen Iverson
MTing
10-05-2007, 08:55 PM
Both Teams Played Hard By Sheed
Rigging Games For Dummies by Tim Donoghy
Fatal_Flaw
10-05-2007, 08:57 PM
Both Teams Played Hard By Sheed
Rigging Games For Dummies by Tim Donoghy
:applause:
MTing
10-05-2007, 08:58 PM
:applause:
Thanks
Jimmy2k8
10-05-2007, 09:04 PM
Both Teams Played Hard By Sheed
Rigging Games For Dummies by Tim Donoghy
:oldlol: :oldlol: @the second book.
Kobe Bean Bryant
10-05-2007, 09:15 PM
How to be a prime interviewee by Stephon Marbury
ForceOfNature
10-05-2007, 09:29 PM
"Rookie of the Year" by Greg Oden
He has a great shot at getting rookie of the year next season.
Fatal_Flaw
10-05-2007, 09:30 PM
"Defense Wins Championships" by Mike D'Antoni
"I Think I Love My Wife" by every married NBA player
and my personal favorite...
"I Didn't Sexually Harass Her, But if I Did, Here's How I'd Do It" by Isiah Thomas
Mr_Basketball#1
10-05-2007, 09:34 PM
Practice, by Allen Iverson
:roll: Thats good...But I think that book would be long...Practice, Practice, Practice, Practice, Practice.......................................... .................................................. ...............................
fiddy
10-05-2007, 09:39 PM
lol @gts for earl boykins :D
"Strip Club Shootout" by Stephen Jackson
Fatal_Flaw
10-05-2007, 10:28 PM
"Keeping Your Wife in Check" by Doug Christie
"How to Build Around Your Superstar" by Kevin McHale
"Job Security" by Sebastian Telfair
"Keeping Kobe Happy" by Mitch Kupchak
Mr_Basketball#1
10-05-2007, 10:34 PM
"How To Get Everyone's Hopes Up" by Reggie Miller
RomoSexual
10-05-2007, 10:36 PM
"The assist" by Josh Howard
ALBballer
10-05-2007, 10:51 PM
"The Art of Playing Defense" by Lebron James
"The Art of Public Speaking" by Marbury
Kobe24
10-05-2007, 11:13 PM
Defense for dummies- Smush Parker
Consistency during an 82 game period- Lamar Odom
How to keep your emotions in check- Turiaf
Art of catching- Kwame Brown
notorious ai3
10-05-2007, 11:32 PM
apologizing to your wife by kobe bryant
the nba and you: post-playing career by isiah thomas
gangsta livin' by karl malone
your successful conversion from streetball to the nba by rafer alston
Little Kobe learns to share: by Phil Jackson
Donuts I don't Like: By Shaq
bomber
10-05-2007, 11:38 PM
"Only women have breasts"-Brian Scalabrine
"Managing your budget" Isiah Thomas
"Exercise bikes and proper maintenance " Dirk Nowtiski
Chuck Thou NBA
10-05-2007, 11:40 PM
:roll:
This thread gets my vote for best thread of the year!
"Never quit" by Vince Carter
L.Kizzle
10-05-2007, 11:53 PM
"The Rodney Dangerfield Story" by Gilbert Arenas.
bigkingsfan
10-05-2007, 11:53 PM
How to win a Slam Dunk Contest - Darrell Armstrong
L.Kizzle
10-06-2007, 12:01 AM
"Say NO to drugs" by Scott Pollard
"If I did it, this is how ..." by Kobe Bryant
"Heimlich Maneuver" by Dirk Nowitzki
"Kobe Bryant's Greatest Passes," by Kobe Bryant (no one else has ever seen them :))
"The Art of the Midrange J," by Dwight Howard
"How To Get Others to Like You," by Bruce Bowen
"How To Improve Your Appearance" by Sam Cassell
"If I did it, this is how ..." by Kobe Bryant
:roll:
Jimmy2k8
10-06-2007, 12:20 AM
"I destroyed the Chicago Bulls team because I wanted the media attention" By Jerry "Krumbs" Krause
"How to cheat in the NBA Playoffs " By Robert Horry and Spurs
Chuck Thou NBA
10-06-2007, 12:57 AM
"It's not about the money" BY Phil Jackson
"How to create your own shots for dummies" BY Shawn Marion
"Commitment is key" BY Larry Brown
"NBA Dynasty" BY The Spurs
"What NOT to say to the press" Gilbert Arenas
WhiteMosɘs
10-06-2007, 01:00 AM
"Caring for Your Wife," By Jason Kidd
"Commitment is key" BY Larry Brown
:lol:
L.Kizzle
10-06-2007, 01:06 AM
"How it feels to be the size of Shaq's *****!" by Earl Boykins
"Michael Jordan: In My Own Words" by Kobe Bryant
Yeah, I said it" by Gilbert Arenas
fiddy
10-06-2007, 01:09 AM
"How it feels to be the size of Shaq's *****!" by Earl Boykins
"Michael Jordan: In My Own Words" by Kobe Bryant
Yeah, I said it" by Gilbert Arenas
:roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:
Crazy Style
10-06-2007, 01:52 AM
Practice, by Allen Iverson
Here's the next book of the series; "Practice, We're talkin' bout Practice Man!"
Crazy Style
10-06-2007, 01:54 AM
"The Man from Sudan" by Luol Deng
Crazy Style
10-06-2007, 01:57 AM
"The Big Three" by Paul Pierce, Ray Allen and K.G
RidonKs
10-06-2007, 01:58 AM
"The Deterioration of Airport Security" by Damon Stoudemire
Crazy Style
10-06-2007, 02:02 AM
"Yi Yao" by Jianlian and Ming :)
dnyk1337
10-06-2007, 02:09 AM
"How To Live Like A White Boy" by Jason Williams
"How to love" by Jerry Sloan
"The driving book: Everything young drivers need to know" by Eddie Griffin
"Being beautiful" by Popeye Jones
"Fatherhood" by Shawn Kemp
L.Kizzle
10-06-2007, 02:15 AM
"Thug Life" by Stephen Jackson (foreword by Ron Artest)
"Mo Money, Mo Money" by Rashard Lewis
Crazy Style
10-06-2007, 02:15 AM
"Greg Oden and the Portland Curse" by Bill Walton
Crazy Style
10-06-2007, 02:18 AM
"Waliking Technical" by Rasheed Wallace
"The Mask" by Richard Hamilton
Crazy Style
10-06-2007, 02:20 AM
"Choke!" by the Mavs
brantonli
10-06-2007, 02:22 AM
'How to ensure your children dress appropriatly and behave quietly'- David stern.
RidonKs
10-06-2007, 02:22 AM
Are you sure you understand the concept behind this thread Crazy?
Crazy Style
10-06-2007, 02:25 AM
Are you sure you understand the concept behind this thread Crazy?
Now why would you say that?:confusedshrug:
"choke ur coach" by Sprewell
dnyk1337
10-06-2007, 02:31 AM
You have to write something that wouldn't happen. Something ironic. Like, the Mavs choked so you'd write something like "How To Perform Come Playoff Time" by The Mavericks. It was corny but I just wanted to get my point across.
ChiBulls7
10-06-2007, 02:37 AM
"Dummies guide to riding Motorcycles"- Jay Williams
brwnman
10-06-2007, 03:28 AM
"Time Management: When to call timeouts" By Chris Webber - Edited by Josh Howard...
Manute for Ever!
10-06-2007, 09:51 AM
"So you're going to plan a cruise" - Bison Dele (posthumous release)
"Kobe Bryants guide to Colorado accommodation" - Kobe Bryant
"Great players of the 60's and 70's" - BULLS
"Lingerie and your body: The real mans guide to highlighting his attributes" - Marv Albert
"Family Planning" - Shawn Kemp
Jimmy2k8
10-06-2007, 10:00 AM
The story of the wheel chair(Kids story) By Dwyane Wade.
The Shot: Parts one, two, and three included. By Michael Jordan
Kebab Stall
10-06-2007, 10:02 AM
"So you're going to plan a cruise" - Bison Dele (posthumous release)
"Kobe Bryants guide to Colorado accommodation" - Kobe Bryant
"Great players of the 60's and 70's" - BULLS
"Lingerie and your body: The real mans guide to highlighting his attributes" - David Stern
"Family Planning" - Shawn Kemp
:roll: That would be hilarious.
Da KO King
10-06-2007, 10:04 AM
Perseverance: The Dirk Nowitzki Story
Kebab Stall
10-06-2007, 10:04 AM
"How to Fight" - Carmelo Anthony
Chapter one would be, "How to stand your ground"
Da KO King
10-06-2007, 10:05 AM
Communication and Relationship Building for Sports Professionals by Kobe Bryant & Larry Brown
Da KO King
10-06-2007, 10:07 AM
Gameface: Never Let Them See You Sweat by Adam Morrison
Crazy Style
10-06-2007, 10:21 AM
" Motivation to play good Over the Hill" by Kevin Willis
"Fit to play Forever" also by Willis
SCREWstonRockets
10-06-2007, 10:28 AM
"How To Play Team Basketball, The Right Way" by Kobe Bryant
AI Nuggets3
10-06-2007, 10:41 AM
"How to Fight" - Carmelo Anthony *edited by Kevin Garnett
Chapter one would be, "How to stand your ground"
fixed. :lol:
Manute for Ever!
10-06-2007, 10:42 AM
"Man on man: Life and times on the road with Marv Albert" - John Ameachi
"Living up to the hype" - Sebastion Telfair
"Ankles: Overrated" - Grant Hill
"Great tattoos in the NBA" - Ghostwriter
"How to bring respect to your religious beliefs" - Mahmoud Abdul-Rauf
"How to deal with being married to a total retard pscho-b!tch, and not be under thumb or want to kill yourself" - Doug Christie
"Encyclopedia of Rick Fox fans" - Ghostwriter
Chuck Thou NBA
10-06-2007, 10:47 AM
"lace em' up!" by Greg Oden
"cheaters never win" by Bruce Bowen, Robert Horry, whole Spurs team
"how to play defense: the guide for success" by Steve Nash
"staying loyal to your hometown fans" by LeBron James
brantonli
10-06-2007, 10:50 AM
Dealing with failure- Michael Jordan
Dieting made easy- Oliver Miller
The defensive side of bball- Eddy Curry.
ForceOfNature
10-06-2007, 10:57 AM
"The assist" by Josh Howard
Oooooh, that is real cold! :roll:
"Time Management: When to call timeouts" By Chris Webber - Edited by Josh Howard...
Another cold one lol!
AI Nuggets3
10-06-2007, 10:59 AM
"Pips on Tips. a basketball star's guide to restauant gratuity." - Scottie Pippen
ForceOfNature
10-06-2007, 11:01 AM
"How to take pain like a man" - Dwyane Wade
"Swallowing" - Dallas Mavericks
"How to run a franchise" - Mitch Kupchak
wally_world
10-06-2007, 11:13 AM
姚・得到的一隻質樸的眼睛Tmac的
Translation: Tmac's got a Funky Eye by Yao Ming
i know Chinese and that is badly translated...
"Clutch" by Dirk Nowitzki
"How to look younger" by Greg Oden
"Aliens do not live in the mirror" by Sam Cassell
"Pips on Tips. a basketball star's guide to restauant gratuity." - Scottie Pippen
:oldlol:
Da KO King
10-06-2007, 11:52 AM
Winning Isn't Everything by Michael Jordan
LBJ 4 MVP
10-06-2007, 12:05 PM
"How to keep people from dunking on you" by Shawn Bradley.
clipps
10-06-2007, 12:29 PM
"How to Get Laid" - Sam Cassell
"Famous Fat Burning Workout" - Sean May
"How to Hide in the Snow" - Tim Thomas
"How to be a Good Driver" - Yao Ming
"Gone in 8 Seconds" - Sam Cassell:banghead:
"How to Create Sick Rhymes" - Ron Artest
"How to Defeat Raja Bell" - Mike Dunleavy:banghead: :banghead:
"How to treat a b*tch" - Doug Christie
"Why I shouldn't be compared to a famous dwarf" - Mike Bibby
Crazy Style
10-06-2007, 01:01 PM
"How to coach a team with good chemistry" By Isah Thomas
Lebowsky
10-06-2007, 01:08 PM
"Accept yourself: closets, saunas and turkish bath parties", by Tim Hardaway
"Empathy: referees(and their families) are your friends", by Darko Milicic
"Training your dog", by Michael Vick & Stephon Marbury
"Living in the paint: domination & intimidation", by Rasho Nesterovic
brwnman
10-06-2007, 02:33 PM
"The art of blocking" by Chris Wilcox
"Height ain't everything in basketball" by Shawn Bradley
"Platinum Rapping str8 from da N to the B to the A" by Troy Hudson...
kidachi
10-06-2007, 03:08 PM
hit and run by carmelo anthony
the assist by carmelo anthony
tootsie by john amaechi
assists and dimes by stephon marbury
follow-through for dummies by shawn marion
why i look like ron jeremy - stan van gundy
Showtime
10-06-2007, 03:43 PM
why i look like ron jeremy - stan van gundy
:roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:
L.Kizzle
10-06-2007, 03:47 PM
"How to tuck in your Jersey" by Jermaine O'Neal
Showtime
10-06-2007, 04:02 PM
Defensive Fundamentals - By Steve Nash and Mike Bibby
Improving Free Throw Shooting In 3 Easy Steps! - By Ben Wallace and Shaquille O'Neal.
Making All The Right Moves - A Guide To Contract Management - By Anderson Varejao
Building A Winner - By James Dolan
Layup Fundamentals - By David Wesley
Safe Driving Techniques - By Bobby Phills
Havin Fun Without Drugs - By Len Bias
haji_d_robertas
10-06-2007, 04:05 PM
"Greg Oden and the Portland Curse" by Bill Walton
-Forward by Sam Bowie.
Kobe24
10-06-2007, 04:06 PM
How to score- Celtics Bench
haji_d_robertas
10-06-2007, 04:07 PM
Defensive Fundamentals - By Steve Nash and Mike Bibby
Improving Free Throw Shooting In 3 Easy Steps! - By Ben Wallace and Shaquille O'Neal.
Making All The Right Moves - A Guide To Contract Management - By Anderson Varejao
Building A Winner - By James Dolan
Layup Fundamentals - By David Wesley
Safe Driving Techniques - By Bobby Phills
Havin Fun Without Drugs - By Len Bias
Step 1. Don't.
Step 2. Get.
Step 3. Fouled.
Jimmy2k8
10-06-2007, 04:08 PM
"How to throw cakes." By Kwame Brown
"Anti-Clutch log: Kobe Bryant special edition." By Knoe itawl
"The guide to trash talking." By Gary Payton
"Why MJ is better than Kobe Bryant." By Loki
Showtime
10-06-2007, 04:09 PM
"How to throw cakes." By Kwame Brown
"Anti-Clutch log: Kobe Bryant special edition." By Knoe itawl
"The guide to trash talking." By Gary Payton
"Why MJ is better than Kobe Bryant." By Loki
Understanding Thread Concepts - By Jimmy2k8
"How to sell Rap CDS" by Shaquille O'Neal
"How to Deal With Losing" by Bill Russell
'this business of music part 3- troy huson
Fatal_Flaw
10-06-2007, 04:28 PM
Few more...
"Hip-Hop and the NBA: A Perfect Marriage" by David Stern
"Knowing When to Quit" by Allan Houston
"The 2007-08 Season: My Breakout Year" by Jonathan Bender
These are some books which could actually be written by nba players:
The Awakening
[QUOTE=loot]These are some books which could actually be written by nba players:
Oliver Twist
ChiBulls7
10-06-2007, 04:50 PM
"Practice makes perfect"- Allen Iverson
"Livin' in a gangsters paradise"- Darko
"Michael Jordan: In My Own Words" by Kobe Bryant nice one kizzle...
brwnman
10-06-2007, 06:14 PM
"Cap Management" - Scot Layden edited by Isiah Thomas (this may end up being one of the longest nba books ever, it depends how you look at it)
"Getting a good night sleep" - Zydrunas Ilgauskas
"A straight man" - Richard Jefferson (I know he's not gay, but he looks most likely presently in the nba)
"Hairstyles 101" Al Harrington edited by Drew Gooden...
Heretik32
10-06-2007, 06:23 PM
Kobe Bryant: My Way
Len Bias: The Complete Guide to a Long and Prosperous NBA Career
NY Comeback
10-06-2007, 06:24 PM
Len Bias: The Complete Guide to a Long and Prosperous NBA Career
That's really not funny dude...
Uchiha_Hai
10-06-2007, 06:28 PM
"Play the game like a Man" Manu Ginobili
"Staying Clean" Lebron James
"Crunch Time" Dirk Nowitzki
"The Art of the Whistle" Dwayne Wade
"I'm a Champion" Karl Malone
"I'm Winning" Kevin Garnett
picc84
10-06-2007, 06:33 PM
"Remember To Chew" by Dirk Nowitzki
:roll:
Heretik32
10-06-2007, 06:35 PM
Yi Jianlian: Chairman of the NBA
(not because it'd be especially short, but I just couldn't pass on the pun)
picc84
10-06-2007, 06:54 PM
So He's Gay: Big Deal - Tim Hardaway
Knowing when to Quit - Penny Hardaway
How Not to Look Like a Dinosaur - Chris Bosh
No Turtlenecks - Dirk Nowitzi
Breathe Easy - Dirk Nowitzi
Open Windpipe - Dirk Nowitzi
Posting up Stephen Jackson - Dirk Nowitzi
Standing your Ground - Anderson Varejao
GameShape - Eddy Curry
Taking What Live Gives You- Shawn Marion
Grace in Defeat - Detroit Pistons
Let em' Play - Dwyane Wade
Standing your Ground - Anderson Varejao
:oldlol:
picc84
10-06-2007, 08:15 PM
Money Cant Buy You Love - Kobe Bryant
The Right Shot - Antoine Walker
The Good Son - Joe Jellybean Bryant
Timing is Key - Josh Howard *Prologue by Chris Webber
WhiteMosɘs
10-06-2007, 09:32 PM
Money Cant Buy You Love - Kobe Bryant
The Right Shot - Antoine Walker
The Good Son - Joe Jellybean Bryant
Timing is Key - Josh Howard *Prologue by Chris Webber
Awesome. Just awesome.
yobore
10-06-2007, 09:50 PM
"Guide to standard interviews" - Stephon Marbury
"Peripheral Vision" - Carlos Arroyo, Jannero Pargo
RainierBeachPoet
10-06-2007, 10:14 PM
"how to make the most of the first 60 games of the nba season" -- shaq
"how to affirm your opponant and build up his self confidence" -- gary payton
brwnman
10-06-2007, 10:43 PM
"Game-Face" by Andrea Bargnani...
Kobe24
10-06-2007, 10:51 PM
Rooting for the home team - Lebron James
How to make your teammates better by practicing- Iverson
Living without weapons and how it changed my life- Stephen Jackson
Winning - Los Angeles Clippers
Commitement in the NBA: Staying loyal to your team and wife - Kobe Bryant
Attack the RIM!- Paul Gasol and Chris Bosh
Options: Shooting or Passing?- Antoine Walker
RomoSexual
10-06-2007, 11:02 PM
"How to post up" by Dirk Nowitzki
basketballer4
10-06-2007, 11:14 PM
How to Properly Put On a Jersey - Marko Jaric
ChiBulls7
10-06-2007, 11:15 PM
not NBA related but...
"Man's best friend"- Michael Vick
haji_d_robertas
10-06-2007, 11:15 PM
"My Third Chance"- by coach Tim Floyd
RomoSexual
10-06-2007, 11:16 PM
"How to not be posterized" by Shawn Bradley
Chuck Thou NBA
10-06-2007, 11:21 PM
"how it feels to be a winner" shareef abduhr rahiim
Samurai Swoosh
10-06-2007, 11:21 PM
So I married an axe murderer - Doug Christie
brwnman
10-06-2007, 11:28 PM
Attack the RIM!- Paul Gasol and Chris Bosh
huh? I haven't watch Gasol much to comment on his game, but Bosh does attack the rim, so that book would be decently long...
brwnman
10-06-2007, 11:32 PM
"Sportsmanship" by Gary Payton and Rasheed Wallace (they both contributed equally)...
Kobe24
10-06-2007, 11:50 PM
huh? I haven't watch Gasol much to comment on his game, but Bosh does attack the rim, so that book would be decently long...
Not for a man his size and not according to his hot zone.
brwnman
10-07-2007, 12:00 AM
Not for a man his size and not according to his hot zone.
are you kidding? I don't know about last year, but the year before - he was the only big in attempted FT's per game in the Top 10 FT's attempted per game... I believe he was Top 10 last year as well... he attacks the rim ALOT, but gets fouled most of the times...
ForceOfNature
10-07-2007, 12:39 AM
Understanding Thread Concepts - By Jimmy2k8
Now that is funny, and yet so true! :roll:
"How to not dress or BE gay" - Cuttino Mobley
"Man's best friend: The dog" by Stephon Marbury
"Bench press 200 pounds and more" by Kevin Durant
T-Low
10-07-2007, 12:45 AM
"The Great White North" by Steve Francis
"Boxing 101" by Carmelo Anthony
Manute for Ever!
10-07-2007, 01:21 AM
So I married an axe murderer - Doug Christie
:bowdown: I almost pissed myself, I was laughing so hard just then
clipps
10-07-2007, 01:24 AM
That's really not funny dude...
The dude died because he was being a dumbsh*t. Sorry for sounding cold, but it's true.
Manute for Ever!
10-07-2007, 01:28 AM
So I married an axe murderer - Doug Christie
"Zen and the art of motorcycle maintenence" - Jay Williams
brwnman
10-07-2007, 01:29 AM
"Gettin' Paid" by Stephen Jackson (further volumes are to be published in the next couple of months)...
"Increasing your Vertical: because the only way to dunk is to jump HIGH" by Chris Anderson...
"Always Innocent" by Ruben Patterson...
"Law Abiding Citizens" Jayson Williams edited by Jay Williams...
"The three point play" by Antoine Walker...
"How Rogaine helped me?" Charlie Villanueva (I love you charlie, but this one made me crack up inside, so i had to post it)...
kidachi
10-07-2007, 01:33 AM
Safe Driving Techniques - By Bobby Phills
oh. sh!t. not funny.:no:
NastaMaverick
10-07-2007, 01:41 AM
[QUOTE=Se
brwnman
10-07-2007, 01:44 AM
Thats ****ed up
Lets just say if was the other Eddie Griffin, who crashed his m'fin ferrari... and not Eddie Griffin of the Timberwolves... you wanna take the high road every time, but this is a roasting thread... i don't say it's cool to diss a dead guy, but I can see it from the other side as well...
kidachi
10-07-2007, 02:05 AM
running the offense by jeff van gundy
chocolates that i don't like by oliver miller
Handles by smush parker
i celebrate every dunk i make by kenyon martin
i had sex with 20,000 women by wilt chamberlain (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wilt_Chamberlain#.2220.2C000_women.22_claim)
sock accounts, band switches and many more by LeBron23
i need to feed a family by latrell sprewell
Fatal9
10-07-2007, 02:41 AM
"The Pickup Artist" by Sam Cassell
"Crimestoppers" by Carmelo Anthony
"Multitasking" by Eddie Griffin
"Latex Man" by Shawn Kemp
"Balls" by Dirk Nowitzki
kidachi
10-07-2007, 03:36 AM
"The Pickup Artist" by Sam Cassell
"Crimestoppers" by Carmelo Anthony
"Multitasking" by Eddie Griffin
"Latex Man" by Shawn Kemp
"Balls" by Dirk Nowitzki
:wtf: do you get the concept of the thread?
those were mad corny.
wally_world
10-07-2007, 06:10 AM
"Skin-whitening" By Kevin Garnett!
clipps
10-07-2007, 06:27 AM
:wtf: do you get the concept of the thread?
those were mad corny.
And yours were better??? ****in retard
kidachi
10-07-2007, 06:34 AM
And yours were better??? ****in retard
why? you think fatal9's were great ones?
clipps
10-07-2007, 06:44 AM
No. To be honest, they sucked, and so did yours.
kidachi
10-07-2007, 08:37 AM
No. To be honest, they sucked, and so did yours.
wow. ok. let's see yours....
Samurai Swoosh
10-07-2007, 11:38 AM
"Zen and the art of motorcycle maintenence" - Jay Williams
Nice.
:applause:
Mr_Basketball#1
10-07-2007, 11:41 AM
"Skin-whitening" By Kevin Garnett!
Was that suppose to be funny??? Well it wasn't....You suck and so does that lame joke....
RomoSexual
10-07-2007, 12:08 PM
"Taking over without zebras" by story by Dwyane Wade
dawsey6
10-07-2007, 12:30 PM
Retirement and You by Michael Jordan
skillswithaz
10-07-2007, 12:31 PM
The lost art of team defense - Isiah Thomas
How to effectively block the ball - Eddy Curry
Hard work pays off - Steve Francis
110% - Allan Houston
brwnman
10-09-2007, 12:28 AM
one woman guy by Wilt Chamberlain
sportsmanship by charles barkley
Separation: Not so hard by Steve Francis (with great contributions by Mobley)...
"Stylin' Hair" by Chris Kaman
"How not to look like a douche bag" by Scott Pollard
brwnman
10-09-2007, 01:56 AM
"Stylin' Hair" by Chris Kaman
Volume 2 by Charlie Villanueva...
Chuck Thou NBA
10-09-2007, 01:58 AM
"So you want to be a basketball coach?" childrens book by Mike Brown pictures by Sam Mitchell
kidachi
11-18-2007, 09:50 AM
bump
why am i an all-star by antoine walker
BrooklynZoo
11-18-2007, 10:00 AM
"Maximize Your Money" by Anderson Verajao
wally_world
11-18-2007, 10:07 AM
"I earn every cent i make" by Ben Wallace...
gpfanz
11-18-2007, 10:14 AM
Making ur teamates better by Kobe :banghead:
ForceOfNature
11-18-2007, 10:51 AM
"How to approach a tough trade situation" by Ben Gordon
"How not to look like a douche bag" by Scott Pollard
:oldlol:
That was a simple one, but those are the best.
kumquat
11-18-2007, 11:02 AM
***** **** yo shit, a guide to better living- By David Stern
LBJ 4 MVP
11-18-2007, 11:20 AM
How to give your rookies a chance by Don Nelson
Qwyjibo
11-18-2007, 11:29 AM
The Vegetarian Cookbook, co-written by Michael Sweetney and Glen Davis.
Shame someone already beat me to a Len Bias version. Well done though.
wally_world
11-18-2007, 11:38 AM
Multi-tasking - Eddie Griffin (did i post this before? anyways just to remind you guys)
Defence - Steve Nash
How to jump high - Tony Parker
Gaining weight - Chris Bosh
The Ownage
11-18-2007, 11:51 AM
How to execute Plan B - Dwyane Wade (Ask me if you don't get this one :D )
How to stand up to your man - Anderson Varejeo
How to feed a family - Latrell Sprewell
sommervilleCdn
11-18-2007, 12:40 PM
leaked bookcovers found
http://aycu27.webshots.com/image/36106/2006193814473527561_rs.jpg
ch1. OH KObe, I wish I can quit you.
http://aycu08.webshots.com/image/31447/2006106737983788498_rs.jpg
Biblio:
Bean, kolby, Isaiah Thomas, The Melo, et al. Stop Snitching ya Heard. B-more: Penguin Books: 2007
steve
11-18-2007, 01:12 PM
"Poems from Petersburg" by Moses Malone.
"Staying in One City: The Tony Massenburg Story" by Tony Massenburg forward by Jim Jackson.
"Complex Offenses" by Mike Brown.
"Building Self Confidence" by Shawn Marion.
Doesn't fit the topic, but I just saw something that made me think of it.
"The Green Room" by Rashard Lewis.
NastaMaverick
11-18-2007, 01:15 PM
How To Make the All-Star Team-Antoine Walker
steve
11-18-2007, 01:16 PM
"I didn't need the voters" by Vince Carter.
NastaMaverick
11-18-2007, 01:20 PM
"Taking things Slow"-Leandro Barbosa
Fatal_Flaw
11-18-2007, 01:39 PM
"We Don't Want or Need Kobe" - Bulls fans
RoseCity07
11-18-2007, 02:52 PM
Donuts I don't Like: By Shaq
:roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:
Kebab Stall
11-18-2007, 03:02 PM
How To Win - Memphis Grizzlies (Minnesota add their $0.02)
UMDWizKid
11-18-2007, 03:41 PM
"Rebounding 101" - Eddy Curry
"Giving Your All: Night in and Night out" - Shaq
"Be a Better Manager" - Kevin McHale
L.Kizzle
11-18-2007, 04:25 PM
R.E.S.P.E.C.T. the Game by Stephon Marbury
Cooking with Agent Zero by Gilbert Arenas
75 ways of Cooking Delicious Chicken - Wayne Simien
Sailing the Carribean - Bison Dele
L.Kizzle
11-18-2007, 04:42 PM
75 ways of Cooking Delicious Chicken - Wayne Simien
Sailing the Carribean - Bison Dele
You're bad, but since you started it.
Practice Safe Sex by Earvin 'Magic' Johnson foreword by Jams Worthy
No means No!! by Kobe Bryant
Weight Training Expertise by Kevin Durant
Working with a Successfully Franchise by Isiah Thomas foreword by felow Hall-of-Famer Kevin McHale
I think I can top the wrongness.
Rick Berry - How to safely handle firearms.
C.L.W. "DatDude"
11-18-2007, 04:48 PM
"What to wear during a dunk contest to win it"by Brent Barry
Rick Berry - How to safely handle firearms.
That book is copyrighted by Jayson Williams.
Proper Times to Call Timeout by Chris Webber
That book is copyrighted by Jayson Williams.
Proper Times to Call Timeout by Chris Webber
Only because Rick Berry could not copyright it anymore.
kidachi
11-19-2007, 09:25 AM
why i look like gollum by sam cassell
my wife and kids by jason kidd
Sex With NBA Cheerleaders: Helpful Hints and No-Nos by A.C. Green
Lebron23
11-19-2007, 09:31 AM
"The Price is not right" - Larry Hughes
" The Art of Flopping" - Anderson Varejao
C.L.W. "DatDude"
11-19-2007, 10:28 AM
"A Giant Amongst Men"-Earl Boykins
wally_world
11-19-2007, 10:56 AM
"The Price is not right" - Larry Hughes
" The Art of Flopping" - Anderson Varejao
SHORTEST books...
"well do it again next year" - Shaq after the heat won the championship.
RoseCity07
11-19-2007, 04:07 PM
SHORTEST books...
I thought the same thing, but Varajao sucks at flopping so he couldn't write a very long book on it.
"Falling Down and Picking Yourself Up" by D. Wade
"The $5 Knob Job" by Andray Blatche
Chuck Thou NBA
11-19-2007, 05:23 PM
"How to become a point forward for dummies" By Tracy McGrady
ClutchCityReturns
11-19-2007, 05:50 PM
"The Conformist" - Dennis Rodman
"Coming Up Short" - Yao Ming
"Safe Sex Tips" - Magic Johnson
Samurai Swoosh
11-19-2007, 08:17 PM
Shortest MOVIE re-make of All-Time:
Carmelo Anthony stars as ...
ROCKY
Official Theatrical Trailer
http://i13.tinypic.com/2wmqs0z.gif
Interminator
11-19-2007, 09:26 PM
"Decency in the workplace"-Isiah Thomas
"Connecting With The Fans"-Ron Artest
"How to win a dunk contest"-JJ Reddick
"Aged To Perfection:I Like My Women,Like My Wine"-Deshawn Stevenson (forewarded by Mark Chmura)
My Greatest Posts on ISH: by BULLS
"How To Maintain A Healthy Back" by Tracy Mcgrady
"The Art Of A High Percentage 3pt Shot" by Antoine Walker
MeloMike
11-19-2007, 11:01 PM
"The Women I've Slept With" ~ John Amechi
"How to Cook Fried Chicken" ~ Phil Jackson
"Vine Swinging 101" ~ Walter Herrmann
"Sportsmanship for Dummies" ~ Bruce Bowen
"Robbery- The Legal Way" ~ Larry Hughes
"Jumpshooting- It's All About the Form" ~ Marcus Camby
kidachi
12-27-2011, 06:13 AM
:oldlol: These are still good
AirTupac
12-27-2011, 06:15 AM
How to Stay Loyal ~ Kobe Bryant
AMISTILLILL
12-27-2011, 06:21 AM
A picture book of John Stockton's shorts.
RoseCity07
12-27-2011, 06:22 AM
Cupcakes I Haven't Eaten -Ray Felton
Cover art:
http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lngwfxvZme1qzb7vjo1_500.jpg
CardiacKemba
12-27-2011, 06:37 AM
"Memoirs of a Finals MVP" by Brian Scalabrine.
magnax1
12-27-2011, 06:39 AM
An Alien's Guide to Hiding on Planet Earth-Sam Cassell
Bandito
12-27-2011, 07:00 AM
How to make a prank by Gilbert Arenas
Shot Selection by Kobe Bryant
Never back down by Lebron James
How to get a manly jaw by Dwayne Wade
How to folllow a diet by Charles Barkley
RazorBaLade
12-27-2011, 07:03 AM
havent read the thread so its prob been made countless times already but
The art of passing by Kobe Bryant
Violence is never the answer by Kevin garnett
knightfall88
12-27-2011, 07:58 AM
I'll set it off...
"Andrew Bynum is the Future" by Kobe Bryant
"No Crying in Basketball" by Andrei Kirilenko
"Stop Being Greedy" by Shawn Marion
"How to Step Up in the Finals" by Lebron James
"The Art of Great Shot Selection" by Gilbert Arenas
"Big Pimpin'" by A.C. Green
Add on...
"How to Predict the Future" by Fatal_Flaw?
CardiacKemba
12-27-2011, 07:59 AM
"The art of Explosiveness" by Zach Randolph
"The art of shooting" by Shawn Marion
Clutch
12-27-2011, 08:02 AM
"How to make a pass in the 4th quarter" by Russell Westbrick
Fiasco
12-27-2011, 08:04 AM
"Your Body and You" - Michael Sweetney
Cover art: http://www.flat-abdominal-exercises.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/Micheal-Sweetney-Before-and-After.jpg
Bandito
12-27-2011, 08:04 AM
How to be clutch by Lebron James
How to be unselfish by Kobe Bryant
How to successfully make a comeback to the NBA by AI3
Healthy feet by Yao Ming
R.I.P.
12-27-2011, 08:05 AM
Things I have been right about by EuroLeague.
Court Vision
12-27-2011, 09:13 AM
"Championship Defense" by Mike D'antoni
Foster5k
12-27-2011, 09:20 AM
How to Look Manly by Sasha Vujacic
Perfect Shape-Up by Lebron James
How to Shoot 4s by Antoine Walker
Starting in the NBA by Adam Morrison
Preventing Lock-Outs by David Stern
Being a Role Model by Metta World Peace
Jimmy2k8
12-27-2011, 09:22 AM
Basketball Reasons ~ David Stern
Foster5k
12-27-2011, 09:27 AM
How Not to be Corny by Dwight Howard
Developing Strong Ankles by Yao Ming
Look Younger Longer by Greg Oden
Jimmy2k8
12-27-2011, 09:29 AM
why i look like ron jeremy - stan van gundy
:oldlol: :oldlol:
Jimmy2k8
12-27-2011, 09:32 AM
How to run a successful basketball franchise ~ Michael Jordan
Crap ~ Luke Walton
How to catch a pass with small hands ~ Kwame Brown
Old ~ Jason Kidd
La Frescobaldi
12-27-2011, 09:42 AM
Concise blogging
~ subtitle Writing short, pithy comments about Wilt Chamberlain, who totally DESTROYED Kareem while an AGED guy on a surgically repaired knee and losing 73 Finals by a COMBINED total of 3 points
by jlauber
Art of showing love & respect for jlauber - by millwad
markymark
12-27-2011, 09:45 AM
How to run a successful basketball franchise ~ Michael Jordan
Crap ~ Luke Walton
How to catch a pass with small hands ~ Kwame Brown
Old ~ Jason Kidd
:roll:
step_back
12-27-2011, 09:45 AM
Great Expectations - LeBron James
The travel guide - LeBron James
Anniversary gifts for her - Kris Humphries
101 Whiskeys to try before you die - Eddie Griffin
Baby names for boys - Metta World Peace
Straight man's guide to Miami - Chris bosh
step_back
12-27-2011, 09:58 AM
How to prepare for the SAT exams - Derrick Rose
From Zero to Hero - Kwame Brown
How to invest your money - Antoine Walker
How to keep fit in your 60's and 70's - Greg Oden
Hilarious jokes and one liners - Dwight Howard
markymark
12-27-2011, 10:01 AM
"Retire Early: The American Dream" - Brandon Roy
"Top 10 Recipes of 2011" - Eddy Curry
"A Rocky Affair" - Kobe Bryant
"Skin is Not In" - Birdman
"Yes Man" - Rick Carlisle
Bandito
12-27-2011, 10:14 AM
How to have a long and prosperous marriage by Kris Humphries
Shade8780
12-27-2011, 10:14 AM
"How to score your free throws" - Shaquille O'Neal
"Shooting forms" - Shawn Marion
coin24
12-27-2011, 10:19 AM
"Free Throw Shooting For Dummies".... DeAndre Jordan
bagelred
12-27-2011, 10:23 AM
"Niggggas, Bitches, and Hoes: My Life in the NBA" by Shane Battier
Bandito
12-27-2011, 10:24 AM
"Niggggas, Bitches, and Hoes: My Life in the NBA" by Shane Battier
:lol
Lone Laker
12-27-2011, 10:29 AM
"My Life Above The Rim"~Brian Scalabrine
Bandito
12-27-2011, 10:34 AM
How to get into the playoffs by the Los Angeles Clippers
How to keep my superstar in my team by the Cleveland Cavaliers
How to hide my receding hairline by Lebron James
How to hide my ugly ass face by Rip Hamilton
bagelred
12-27-2011, 10:35 AM
"Basketball Daily: One man's day to day journey in the NBA" by Len Bias
Shepseskaf
12-27-2011, 10:38 AM
An Alien's Guide to Hiding on Planet Earth-Sam Cassell
:roll:
How to Pick a Good Woman -- Dirk
Bandito
12-27-2011, 10:48 AM
How to grow it this big by Greg Oden
PrimeJohnnyDepp
12-27-2011, 10:55 AM
'How to be really big' by Shaquille O'Neal.
'Twitter is good for ads' Clyde Drexler.
tbh, i don't really get this thread. do NBA players really write so many books? Some titles are like the opposite of what is true :facepalm
Bandito
12-27-2011, 10:57 AM
tbh, i don't really get this thread. do NBA players really write so many books? Some titles are like the opposite of what is true :facepalm
You're funny:roll:
bagelred
12-27-2011, 11:09 AM
An Alien's Guide to Hiding on Planet Earth-Sam Cassell
Wouldn't that be a big book?
Shepseskaf
12-27-2011, 11:17 AM
Wouldn't that be a big book?
It would be funny as hell, though.
Foster5k
12-27-2011, 11:21 AM
Healthy Eating - by Lamar Odom
A Successful Marriage - by Kris Humphries
Winning Without Stars - by Phil Jackson
Speaking Like a Pro - by Shaquille O'neal
How to Stay Relevant - by Shawn Marion
How Not to Look Like a Troll - by Rajon Rondo
Gaining Muscle 101 - by Kevin Durant
Foster5k
12-27-2011, 11:25 AM
How Not to Shoot Bricks - by Russel Westbrick
Jimmy2k8
12-27-2011, 11:43 AM
Some titles are like the opposite of what is true :facepalm
That's the point though.
Foster5k
12-27-2011, 11:49 AM
Useful Home Improvements - Danny Granger
Successful Money Management - Latrell Sprewell
Looking Professional - Dennis Rodman
Benefits of an Education - Derrick Rose
'How to be really big' by Shaquille O'Neal.
'Twitter is good for ads' Clyde Drexler.
tbh, i don't really get this thread. do NBA players really write so many books? Some titles are like the opposite of what is true :facepalm
That's what the joke is about:oldlol:
Foster5k
12-27-2011, 11:55 AM
No Crying in Sports - Big Baby Glen Davis
Bandito
12-27-2011, 12:04 PM
Warrior mentality by Lebron James
Unselfishness by Kobe Bryant
Rnbizzle
12-27-2011, 12:04 PM
Defense 101 - Mike D'Antoni
KembaWalker
12-27-2011, 12:12 PM
How To Keep It Down by Sean Williams
Foster5k
12-27-2011, 12:17 PM
How Not to Acquire an Over-sized Jaw - Dwayne Wade
How to Complete a Dunk on the First Attempt - Nate Robinson
Life of An Ordinary Human - Sam Cassell
Letting People Win - Kobe Bryant
Self Defense - Bill Walker
sipitri
12-27-2011, 12:27 PM
"..And don't forget to smile!" - Kendrick Perkins
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