Awkwardness in Life

[i seen hippos]

Ok, I don't get the hate whores get. It's pretty easy to not associate with them if you so choose. And if you find out they are after sexing them or thinking of taking it serious with them, then cut them loose and say "well it was fun while it lasted."

Life goes on. Don't hate a whore. We all need one some time or another.

[triangleoffense]

ouch what a whore

she's a nice girl, kinda crazy though.. couldn't imagine being her b/f. I remember that when we were messing around she also had a b/f in some suburb outside atlanta. We're actually still texting each other.. she's pretty cute. Some part of me knows that I can get it again if I want but I don't know how serious her relationship is...

[phoenix18]

Bump. You want to know what is extremely awkward? Old guys in the locker room just being naked in no hurry to get dressed at all. I was about take a shower and my phone started vibrating so I put me stuff back into my locker and walked outside to take the call. After 15 minutes, I come back in and the same guys are still naked and just chilling like they have nothing else to do. I shower, get dressed leave the locker room, start talking to one of the employees for another 10 minutes and then head out into the parking lot. Awkward. I didnt need to see all of that at all. Sure, its exciting at first, but seriously put your god damn **** away mister!!

[rufuspaul]

Bump. You want to know what is extremely awkward? Old guys in the locker room just being naked in no hurry to get dressed at all. I was about take a shower and my phone started vibrating so I put me stuff back into my locker and walked outside to take the call. After 15 minutes, I come back in and the same guys are still naked and just chilling like they have nothing else to do. I shower, get dressed leave the locker room, start talking to one of the employees for another 10 minutes and then head out into the parking lot. Awkward. I didnt need to see all of that at all. Sure, its exciting at first, but seriously put your god damn **** away mister!!

:lol So true. You notice it's always the old guys? What's up with that?

[phoenix18]

:lol So true. You notice it's always the old guys? What's up with that?
I have no clue. I think when men get older, the become exhibitionists or something. Its so disgusting.

[baller693]

Being at the checkout counter in WaWa and seeing your dad walk in the side door and come up to you asking ,Hey what are you buying." I covered it with my hands and slowly opened them up to show him a pack of condoms. He was drunk coming home from a family party ans goes " OoOoO I'm telling your mom" and then walks to the bathroom laughing. It was even more awkward because we both went home after that and my girlfriend was waiting for me outfront and we both pulled up at the same time.

[phoenix18]

Another awkward thing is getting a friend invite from someone you barely know. All you can do is recognize their face. Do you deny or accept the invitation?

[LevisJeans]

I have a lisp. People asking me to repeat things is awkward enough.

[phoenix18]

I have a lisp. People asking me to repeat things is awkward enough.
Emsteez has a lisp as well and he raps. Some people just cant hear, that's all. I have a spotted tongue and chest bone that slightly sticks out. No sarcasm.

[phoenix18]

I let it sit in the side of my facebook for like a week then accept. That way they won't send you a comment because they aren't probably thinking of you in a week.

Works for me.
For some reason, in the past week, people have been sending invites like I won the powerball. Some are interesting and some I havent the foggiest idea why they sent one.

[phoenix18]

This is the awkward/awesome thing that happened to me tonight:

I was out running/playing basketball, then decided to stop at the store by my house and buy a new gallon of water. (I drink a gallon a day)

So, I get in the store and see a good looking girl probably a year or two older than me (I'm 20). Didn't think much of it.

I went to go get my gallon of water and get a few yogurts since they are on sale. I then got in the checkout line. While waiting for the cashier I notice the same girl again, about 50 feet away but from the front this time... I thought, 'Wow! I know that shirt.' But I couldn't make it out.

As she was walking closer I realized it was the Steve Cerio(sp?) red Bunny Boy Tour shirt for my favorite band The Residents. (Available only at live shows last fall, the nearest was 6 hours away)

I ran about 10 feet to catch her before she left and said, "No way! You like The Residents?" She said yeah. I told her I drove 6 hours to the Foxboro concert, and she said she was there too. I didn't know how to end the conversation and could tell she wanted to go... So I said awesome, gave a cheesy thumbs up, then went back in line.

I think I weirded her out, coming out of nowhere to talk about her shirt haha... But it was the first time I've ever ran across a Rez fan so I was pretty psyched.

Also, I never usually go up to people and start talking. So I just kind of went for it haha.
No number? :oldlol: You know what else is awkward, when you get in line and the cashier is attracted to you and keeps trying to get a conversation started and you just stare at their adam's apple.

[crounsa810]

Awkward:

You and a crapload of coworkers going out to eat and see a movie. We're talking like 35 people here. Then your boss walks in and see's everyone, the boss who was not invited. Woops

[dwight20-20]

I have no clue. I think when men get older, the become exhibitionists or something. Its so disgusting.

the old timers always showered together in school so its normal for them.

[Big Al All day]

i don't associate with babies

i have never touched one, nor will i ever

my two female cousins wont talk to me because they always bring up their newborns and i tell them to stfu, they always invite me to birthdays and i wont go, when i happen to be in the same house as them [family get-togethers] they tell me to hold him/her and i tell them to go die

after a while they just stopped talking to me all-together

good for me, i hate babies
Idk what I hate more, babies, or new babies parents. I don't like babies at all in the first place, never have. But then their new mom or dad has to go on and on about everything the kid does, it just makes me dislike them even more.

[Inspector Rick]

You know when you see someone regularly and have established that a nod is good enough, and you carry on about your day. And then ONE DAY by accident you somehow have a really good conversation and for the rest of your existence with this person a head nod is no longer valid and you have to try and have that really good conversation EVERY SINGLE TIME YOU SEE THEM!!!!!!!

[UCLAlegend32]

http://media.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/218923/80719179.jpg

[emsteez forreal]

http://media.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/218923/80719179.jpg

lol at the picture of patrick on the side.

[RoseCity07]

Standing in an elevator. Everyone avoids eye contact, stares at the numbers, or pretends to be really interested in what ever it is they are reading in the news paper.

[WADE MONEY]

lol at the picture of patrick on the side.

haha first thign i thought of when i looked at the picture

[miller-time]

When you're watching the tv show OZ and your mum walks into the room, sees two dudes making out on the tv and immediately turns tale with a horrified look on her face.

haha that happened to me, it was when Chris Keller was getting head off of some dude he knew. but he walked out before chris killed him so it just looked like i was watching gay porn lol.

[JohnnySic]

Bump. You want to know what is extremely awkward? Old guys in the locker room just being naked in no hurry to get dressed at all. I was about take a shower and my phone started vibrating so I put me stuff back into my locker and walked outside to take the call. After 15 minutes, I come back in and the same guys are still naked and just chilling like they have nothing else to do. I shower, get dressed leave the locker room, start talking to one of the employees for another 10 minutes and then head out into the parking lot. Awkward. I didnt need to see all of that at all. Sure, its exciting at first, but seriously put your god damn **** away mister!!
Yup this happens at my gym too. Always the older guys who just seem to sort of hang out while barely working out. And its even worse when they try to talk to you. **** outta here!

[JohnnySic]

Here's something awkward: I'm 35 and I get lots of attention from 18-20 year old girls. Do I or dont I? :confusedshrug: I'm so out of touch I wouldn't even know how to talk to girls in that age group. :oldlol:

[phoenix18]

Here's something awkward: I'm 35 and I get lots of attention from 18-20 year old girls. Do I or dont I? :confusedshrug: I'm so out of touch I wouldn't even know how to talk to girls in that age group. :oldlol:
That is awkward. I get attention from younger girls too like some damn 14 year olds. Its so awkward. Really awkward. I just ignore them.

[fiddy]

Here's something awkward: I'm 35 and I get lots of attention from 18-20 year old girls. Do I or dont I? :confusedshrug: I'm so out of touch I wouldn't even know how to talk to girls in that age group. :oldlol:
Whats wrong with that? Just be yourself they might like it. Its very different from what they see from teen boys.

[LiLharvard]

2daysAgo

was on the toilet at the gas station and was hanging a no.2 .. I was also thinking about replying to a message i received.. which for some reason caused me to forget to lock the toilet door.. So there i was sitting on the toilet for a good 20mins hanging a terd... and in the final moments when you wipe your buttocks i was standing up with my bare ass out wiping it.. and this dude busted in on me ... I Straight up blurted out " Oh shit, Sorry" and he was like "its okay" and he stood there for a couple of seconds. Got myself out of there after that really quickly.. thankfully i didn't run into him whilst leaving because then i would have two awkward moments to tell you

[Andrei89]

Most elevators in the Netherlands don't have music like in the USA

Awkward!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So awkward you can hear eachother's silence....awkwaaard

[Rake2204]

Awkward is former elementary students of mine returning to my classroom to visit. The only thing more awkward than an awkward adult? An awkward child.

"So, how's the grade you're in now? Cool." (child stands and smiles for 53 seconds)

"Okay well I've got work to do. Thanks for stopping in." (child stands, nods, and smiles for 53 seconds)

"Well alright, I'ma go ahead and just close this door with you on the outside of it and me on the inside." (child backs into hallway, smiling)

(~Child stands idly in hallway~)

[JustinJDW]

being in a group of like 10 ppl and only actuallly knowing one or two of them.This. :oldlol:


That reminded me of the always awkward "stomach growling in a large, quiet lecture hall". That is some of the most embarassing and uncomfortable stuff that can happen. I remember so many times sitting in a huge lecture and my stomach just "GRGHRGHRGHGHGH". Then everyone thinks you have to take a **** or something. So you're shifting in your seat, trying to cover your stomach up, suck it in to quiet it down some, moving things around every time the sounds start up. It's a difficult timeOh my god, that shit use to happen to me all the time. I would spend half the class trying to hold it in, but then my stomach just growls like its the freaking Lochness monster, and people around me just turn and look at me, probably thinking "Was that a freaking fart dude?" And I just sit there looking like an idiot. :oldlol:


next time that happens and it's a chick, pull the:

"i'd love to stay and dance..." lineOh my god. That genius. :eek:

[Meticode]

When I was about 14 or 15, watching a sex scene in a movie with my parents was a bit awkward.
Been there. First time I remember this was Bram Stoker's Dracula with Gary Oldman. Dracula was ****ing the shit out of Lucy in the garden on a stone table while in wolf form. I look at my mom like, "Uhhh, awkward."

Here's the scene:
http://www.horrorphile.net/images/bram-stokers-dracula-gary-oldman-and-sadie-frost22.jpg

[Timmy D for MVP]

Had a good one the other day.

I went to Cold Stone with my brother. And the girl working used to be a friend of my gf and is like.... someone I'll occasionally talk to on FB if we comment on mutual friend's stuff.

She's neither my friend nor really that much of an acquaintance, just kinda someone I know. So I don't know if I should strike up a polite conversation, or ask her about her life. And I know she recognized me I could see it and she smiled and said hello but I was on the phone.

It was just an awkward moment. Her co-worker ends up taking our order so she could finish dishes. :oldlol:

[NuggetsFan]

For some reason I'll leave friend requests sitting for like 2-3.Random night will leave FB on and a buddy will accept all of 'em. Always found it awkward since once I accept it they'll see I've been on facebook and probably think I didn't want to add them or some shit.

Remember at a get together(prob like 12-15 people) I was waiting for the washroom. Girl comes out, I go in. No smell or anything I walk over to the bathroom and see a log. Grossest thing ever. Assumed she flushed it and didn't go down. Anyways walking out of that bathroom was extremely awkward for me. Never in a million years would think a girl would drop a deuce at a social gathering like that.

Anything to do with farting around women still makes me extremely awkward for whatever reason unless it's like a close relationship GF but even than dislike it alot.

[Harrison_Barnes]

Remember at a get together(prob like 12-15 people) I was waiting for the washroom. Girl comes out, I go in. No smell or anything I walk over to the bathroom and see a log. Grossest thing ever. Assumed she flushed it and didn't go down. Anyways walking out of that bathroom was extremely awkward for me. Never in a million years would think a girl would drop a deuce at a social gathering like that.



Hahahahaha. :lol

[step_back]

Been there. First time I remember this was Bram Stoker's Dracula with Gary Oldman. Dracula was ****ing the shit out of Lucy in the garden on a stone table while in wolf form. I look at my mom like, "Uhhh, awkward."

Here's the scene:
http://www.horrorphile.net/images/bram-stokers-dracula-gary-oldman-and-sadie-frost22.jpg

:roll: :roll: :roll:

I had a similar experience watching "15 minutes" with Robert DeNiro and Ed Burns. There is a scene in the film where a hooker arrives at a hotel takes of her top throws a pillow onto the floor and then precedes to give a guy head.

My mom turned to me and said " I don't think this film is appropriate for you to watch"

****ing awkward!

[Disaprine]

When you walk by a group of girls on your way to the public bathroom to crap and they're still there on your way out 5 minutes later. They just know you were in there taking a dump, and probably assuming you didn't wash your hands either.

Whores.
:lol

[MeloMike]

When you run into someone you just deleted off facebook and you just know they know. :lol

I agree so much on the stomach growling thing. I'd always forget to eat breakfast in university and by mid afternoon my stomach would be growling in the middle of class. Awkward.

[SmackOrH.A.K]

I'm sure this has already been mentioned but it's so awkward when you're walking on the right side of the hallway but the opposite traffic is walking on their left. So dumb! Everyone should walk on their right side or center. It's even more annoying at work.

Also the other day I was taking a test in my hs AP Bio class. That's the only important class to me in hs and the only class I've studied for in hs (besides math classes cuz i suck at math). So we are taking the test and everyone is quiet but my tummy is mumbling like a lion! I was holding in a huge dump and I'm pretty sure the whole class can hear my tummy mumbling. At one point a cute girl was walked passed my seat to turn the test in and it mumbled big time, then she was returning to her seat and I did it again. Lol, so awkward and embarrassing. I guess it happens when I'm nervous for important test or something?

[B-Low]

Waitwaitwaitwaitwaitwaitwaitwaitwaitwaitwaitwaitwa itwaitwaitwait

*gasp*

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...Dracula has a wolf form?

[BoogieWoogieMan]

Waitwaitwaitwaitwaitwaitwaitwaitwaitwaitwaitwaitwa itwaitwaitwait

*gasp*

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...Dracula has a wolf form?

In that crappy movie, he did!

[BrentISballin]

I guess this is borderline annoying/ awkard. When someone asks to take a sip of your drink and you really don't want them too , I think it's disgusting

[Meticode]

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*gasp*

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...Dracula has a wolf form?
In that movie yes. It's actually a decent movie though. Anthony Hopkins has the best performance in it out of Winona, Keanu and Oldman.

[PowerGlove]

:roll:

reverse action!
:lol

I still wanna meet this dude. He's just so comical.