Awkwardness in Life

[Hawker]

What are some daily/weekly awkward moments that happen to you in everyday life?

1. Walking by people from your old high school in college. What am I supposed to say to them? I knew them but I was never really friends with them. I usually just give a, "hey wuts up" or stare at the ground.

2. Walking by your roommate outside of the dorm. What am I supposed to say to them? "Hey wuts up man see you in the dorm room." Pointless and awkward.

3. Walking by people in the dorm. Usually I just keep my head straight but most of the time people pull out their cell phones and act like they are doing something important.

These all make me laugh.

[RidonKs]

Walking directly towards someone, and you both move to get out of each others way, and end up moving in the same direction. Then you both move the opposite way, still in each others paths, all the while getting closer and closer to each other. Sometimes it can get so bad that you end up face to face and you have to sidestep each other.

Brutal.

[Randy]

Walking directly towards someone, and you both move to get out of each others way, and end up moving in the same direction. Then you both move the opposite way, still in each others paths, all the while getting closer and closer to each other. Sometimes it can get so bad that you end up face to face and you have to sidestep each other.

Brutal.

When you walk by a group of girls on your way to the public bathroom to crap and they're still there on your way out 5 minutes later. They just know you were in there taking a dump, and probably assuming you didn't wash your hands either.

Whores.

[Richie2k6]

Looking at someone (usually a girl) eye to eye, then looking away, then randomly looking back again, and away, and again. Awkward. Makes me seem like a stalker, I feel like I'm scaring them sometimes.

[bbplaya21]

Walking directly towards someone, and you both move to get out of each others way, and end up moving in the same direction. Then you both move the opposite way, still in each others paths, all the while getting closer and closer to each other. Sometimes it can get so bad that you end up face to face and you have to sidestep each other.

Brutal.

Have that happen sometimes. Quite awkward.

[TFG]

Having a smelly fart when there's only one other person in the room.

[Jailblazers7]

When you walk by a group of girls on your way to the public bathroom to crap and they're still there on your way out 5 minutes later. They just know you were in there taking a dump, and probably assuming you didn't wash your hands either.

Whores.

:roll:

[-primetime-]

this thread made mw LMAO

don't know why....awkward stuff is hilarious to me...



I will tell you an ackward moment that happens to me...


I share an office with 6 other artists...

so every now and then....like once every 2 weeks or so....someone rips a horrible smelling fart. I know that everyone can smell it, it is just a horrid smell. But we all just keep working and talking to each other as though it doesn't smell like a dead body....


and the other thing that sucks about that is that every is thinking "I hope no one thinks I did that"....and the only person that really knows is the one who did it.

[Hawker]

Sometimes its fun making things awkward. Like staring at a girl you barely know. I have done it a couple times and they make this weird ass smile. It's quite hilarious.

[Hawker]

this thread made mw LMAO

don't know why....awkward stuff is hilarious to me...



I will tell you an ackward moment that happens to me...


I share an office with 6 other artists...

so every now and then....like once every 2 weeks or so....someone rips a horrible smelling fart. I know that everyone can smell it, it is just a horrid smell. But we all just keep working and talking to each other as though it doesn't smell like a dead body....


and the other thing that sucks about that is that every is thinking "I hope no one thinks I did that"....and the only person that really knows is the one who did it.

:lol: Ya, that is pretty funny.

[ForceOfNature]

Walking directly towards someone, and you both move to get out of each others way, and end up moving in the same direction. Then you both move the opposite way, still in each others paths, all the while getting closer and closer to each other. Sometimes it can get so bad that you end up face to face and you have to sidestep each other.

Brutal.

Haha yeah, that happens to me a lot, just happened to me today actually.

[AppleNader]

When you walk by a group of girls on your way to the public bathroom to crap and they're still there on your way out 5 minutes later. They just know you were in there taking a dump, and probably assuming you didn't wash your hands either.

Whores.

yea I hate when whores do that

[Suns4Life]

Walking in on the VP of HR take a tranny to pound town while watching Stump The Schwab

[ALBballer]

A double date in which you have no interest for the other chick, while your buddy is hitting it off with the girl he's with.

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A double date in which you have no interest for the other chick, while your buddy is hitting it off with the girl he's with.
yeah that sucks

I don't find that ackward though...I just look at myself as a wing man at that point and try to get as drunk as possible...

[B-Low]

One of the worst i ever had was when i was at the store with the girl i was seeing, and a girl i had messed around with a few months before ended up being our cashier. That was the most awkward thing ever

[geeWiz15]

1. Walking by people from your old high school in college. What am I supposed to say to them? I knew them but I was never really friends with them. I usually just give a, "hey wuts up" or stare at the ground.

2. Walking by your roommate outside of the dorm. What am I supposed to say to them? "Hey wuts up man see you in the dorm room." Pointless and awkward.

3. Walking by people in the dorm. Usually I just keep my head straight but most of the time people pull out their cell phones and act like they are doing something important.
yeah pretty much. that's why I wear an ipod usually. just to demonstrate that I am most definitely in another dimension. relieves any and all awkwardness on either my part or the other person's.

half the time I don't even have music playing.. i just dont want people talking to me

this might be general but have you ever had this happen:

you're good friends with person A
person A is good friends with person B
person B loathes you and vice versa.
person A does not recognize this and wants the 3 of you always to hang out.

[Hawker]

yeah pretty much. that's why I wear an ipod usually. just to demonstrate that I am most definitely in another dimension. relieves any and all awkwardness on either my part or the other person's.

half the time I don't even have music playing.. i just dont want people talking to me

this might be general but have you ever had this happen:

you're good friends with person A
person A is good friends with person B
person B loathes you and vice versa.
person A does not recognize this and wants the 3 of you always to hang out.

lol...not sociable?

[ALBballer]

lol...not sociable?

I'm kinda like that too. I'll see people I know in the hallway (we don't have dorms at my school) and I'll either pretend not to see them or just give a casual what up.

[ForceOfNature]

I've got a very awkward one.

My roommate broke up with his girlfriend (who had been going out with him for about 3 years), and his best friend who also lives with us, is now dating the girl (my roommate's ex-girlfriend). And she broke up BECAUSE she had feelings for my roommate's best friend!!!

And then a friend comes over one day (about a few days after they broke up), and he says to the girl (not intentionally, it just slipped out): Did you see what your boyfriend was wearing (referring to my roommate)? QUITE AWKWARD.

[Ballastic]

If you see someone you recognize and you make eye contact with em, its rude not to acknowledge them, I usually just give em the head nod if I dont wanna say a word.

[Jabes]

I've got a very awkward one.

My roommate broke up with his girlfriend (who had been going out with him for about 3 years), and his best friend who also lives with us, is now dating the girl (my roommate's ex-girlfriend). And she broke up BECAUSE she had feelings for my roommate's best friend!!!

And then a friend comes over one day (about a few days after they broke up), and he says to the girl (not intentionally, it just slipped out): Did you see what your boyfriend was wearing (referring to my roommate)? QUITE AWKWARD.
Your roomate's friend broke the most important man law: You don't date your friend's girl.

He should be made to turn in his testicles at once.

[Randy]

Your roomate's friend broke the most important man law: You don't date your friend's girl.

He should be made to turn in his testicles at once.

Forget dating...

You don't even SPEAK to your friends's ex-girlfriend.




It's like the 11th Commandment.

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Forget dating...

You don't even SPEAK to your friends's ex-girlfriend.




It's like the 11th Commandment.
what if she is like Carmen Electra or something???


idk...I might have to call my freind and just say "hey man I am really sorry, but my ***** wouldn't allow me to stay away, I had no choice, I hope you understand"

[IlliniFan]

When you stare into space in one persons general direction, usually a girl, and they catch you, then you try to turn away as quickly as possible as if they had never seen you. Hate when that **** happens.

[RIMMER]

Sometimes its fun making things awkward. Like staring at a girl you barely know. I have done it a couple times and they make this weird ass smile. It's quite hilarious.

That weird ass smile means that they think you're a freak.

[B-Low]

oh man i just remembered the absolute most awkward moment of my life:

so for anyone who doesn't know my ex gf lived in new mexico, and last march i was about to fly out to spend a few weeks with her. my dad drove me to the airport and right before we get to the airport he slows the car down and turns the radio off...

Dad: "Bran, did you bring....protection?"

I grab for the radio to turn it back on

Dad: "no Bran I'm serious, did you?"

I sigh and say "NO we'll get it when i get there" then blast the radio up. That moment still haunts me

[dawsey6]

Ever been out somewhere with your girl A of interest and a few of her friends, and one of her friends just kinda hogs you the whole time. She's asking you all the questions while you just kinda give generic responses, hoping she'll get out of your way and let you get back to the girl A you came to see. Then the other friends pull her aside and out the way. Kinda awkward, especially if it's not really said that you and girl A like each other.

[IlliniFan]

oh man i just remembered the absolute most awkward moment of my life:

so for anyone who doesn't know my ex gf lived in new mexico, and last march i was about to fly out to spend a few weeks with her. my dad drove me to the airport and right before we get to the airport he slows the car down and turns the radio off...

Dad: "Bran, did you bring....protection?"

I grab for the radio to turn it back on

Dad: "no Bran I'm serious, did you?"

I sigh and say "NO we'll get it when i get there" then blast the radio up. That moment still haunts me
Wait.

Your name is Bran?

[B-Low]

Brandon lol

[IlliniFan]

Brandon lol
Ah. Makes more sense now.

[reppy]

His dad is named Flax.

[RandomBalla55]

Walking directly towards someone, and you both move to get out of each others way, and end up moving in the same direction. Then you both move the opposite way, still in each others paths, all the while getting closer and closer to each other. Sometimes it can get so bad that you end up face to face and you have to sidestep each other.

Brutal.

Bar none, yup. Everytime you make a move they make the same move. Scary ****?

Walking by someone that you don't like is also hellla awkward. Especially if you see them everyday.

[geeWiz15]

lol...not sociable?
No.

selectively sociable. see, with the ipod, I control who I do and don't talk to. if I don't want to talk to you, I turn up the music and pretend not to know you're alive.


I'm kinda like that too. I'll see people I know in the hallway (we don't have dorms at my school) and I'll either pretend not to see them or just give a casual what up.
the funniest one is the "ambiguous head nod with ipod on." ie- they're not sure you appreciate the implicit greeting, so they kind of bob their head rhythmically as if they're doing it to the music.


That weird ass smile means that they think you're a freak.
...ohhhhh... really? wow, that just put the last 3 years of my life into perspective...

[El Kabong]

I always think it's kinda awkward when you're just kinda staring off into space, completely out of it and someone thinks that you are staring at them and they kinda look at you like "what the **** are you looking at?" and then you snap outta it and realise what you've been doing.

[mlh1981]

--small talk with people you know, but not that well. Never really know what to say, or what is considered to be too much/too little info.

--forgetting to zip your fly while subbing a high school class

--toilet paper stuck to the shoe

--eye contact in general (hard for me)

[ukballer]

I find having to spend time with people you have absolutely nothing in common with is very hard. Just sparking up any conversation is difficult, especially if the other person isn't putting in the effort to talk or be sociable.

Your thinking in your brain trying to find something funny or clever to say, and eventually it just ends up being something like 'You had a good week?'. They just reply 'Yep thanks'. Your like 'Oh god...now what?'. I have to spend time at university with people I don't like or are just plain unsociable cats.

[PK3434]

my mom put condoms in my Christmas stocking when I was younger. She was like "I got you some rubbers."

[Cannonball]

I find having to spend time with people you have absolutely nothing in common with is very hard. Just sparking up any conversation is difficult, especially if the other person isn't putting in the effort to talk or be sociable.

Your thinking in your brain trying to find something funny or clever to say, and eventually it just ends up being something like 'You had a good week?'. They just reply 'Yep thanks'. Your like 'Oh god...now what?'. I have to spend time at university with people I don't like or are just plain unsociable cats.
I hate that.

[geeWiz15]

I find having to spend time with people you have absolutely nothing in common with is very hard. Just sparking up any conversation is difficult, especially if the other person isn't putting in the effort to talk or be sociable.

Your thinking in your brain trying to find something funny or clever to say, and eventually it just ends up being something like 'You had a good week?'. They just reply 'Yep thanks'. Your like 'Oh god...now what?'. I have to spend time at university with people I don't like or are just plain unsociable cats.
welcome to every second of my life at virginia tech.


--small talk with people you know, but not that well. Never really know what to say, or what is considered to be too much/too little info.
yeah I agree. I like talking with people I don't know at all. but if we've met and absolutely not hit it off, from then on relations with them become unbearably awkward for me.

[Hawker]

That weird ass smile means that they think you're a freak.

Are you serious? I actually thought they liked that. :rolleyes:

[Rameek]

explaining to people at karaoke why i may choose culture club, abba dancing queen, wham/george michael songs

in japan most public pools are on a schedule. you pay some fee and you get to stay 2 hours then they make everyone leave for the next group. so once its time to leave i head to locker room which is all open. with out fail when its time to rinse off which is open too people stop and stare. blatantly stop what they are doing or waiting fully clothed to see the foreigners package. I give the mean mug growl i'm gonna rape your moms and sister look no effect!

in japan we play baseball at public parks and stadiums. the first few games we played were at publick parks there were no lockers and many people didnt wear uniforms to the field. well needless to say we were changing clothes in the open down to our underwear in front of all people of all ages. at first it was like wtf is wrong with you people find a bathroom or tree there are kids around now 8 months later its like whadeva! EVERYONE adults children stares at me to see the foreigners package!

[Hawker]

As long as you got a big package, it doesnt matter.

[mlh1981]

I never really know what to say when people comment on my height (I'm 6'5). I'm like, um, ah......

Also, some of the teachers/administrators at the high schools I sub joke with me and tell me that I look young enough to be a student. Never really sure how to respond to that one other than "thanks!"

[Skywalker]

His dad is named Flax.

:roll: that was good, nice one.


For me, Im pretty tall, 6'7" or 6'8" and sometimes I dont see really short girls coming around a corner and there face bumps right into my **** :oldlol:

[IlliniFan]

:roll: that was good, nice one.


For me, Im pretty tall, 6'7" or 6'8" and sometimes I dont see really short girls coming around a corner and there face bumps right into my **** :oldlol:
Guess that's probably the only time any girl's face gets near there.

Sorry, you walked right into that one.

[ForceOfNature]

Guess that's probably the only time any girl's face gets near there.

:applause:

[ihatetimthomas]

walked in on a roommate beofre when he was wanking it....just lock the door!!...luckily his chair was back to the door so all i saw was the porn he was watching..thank god

I used to take the school shuttle to my classes in college...sometimes they were very early so id just go in my basketball shorts and a sweater. The bus gets to my class and i realize i got a stiffy. I wouldve just rode it out on the bus but i had a midterm and had to get off there. There were lots of people waiting at the stop and im sure they all got look. Must say it was awkward

Back in highschool, brought a chick over to my house after a party. It was late and we were both drunk as hell. We start doing it and my mom comes in to ask me where I was (lock was broken on door). Ultimate awkwardness

[reppy]

Ever do something kind of embarassing to begin with, but because it happens in front of people you only vaguely know, it's 100x more embarassing?

Lets just say for example you decided to dress up like a certain character from a certain anime that may or may not be the same gender as yourself. Also, for whatever reason, you're one of only 3 people: a younger brother and a female friend. So the probability that you would answer the door to hand out candy is fairly high. What are the odds that one of the few people you opened the door for would also be a lady you know because you used to smoke pot with her sister and sister's husband? You would think it would be pretty low, but apparently, and hypothetically of course, you'd be dead wrong.

[Skywalker]

Guess that's probably the only time any girl's face gets near there.

Fuc*k you were supposed to laugh not diss me back.

[glidedrxlr22]

Every day here at work I just want to go into the kitchen, warm up my lunch for 2 minutes in the microwave and go have lunch in my car while I listen to sports radio....but.......the president of our company is always in the kitchen reading the paper or having lunch. This lady is an extreme workaholic and her work is her life. She knows nothing else. That's all she talks about. Sometimes it's just her and me in there and the silence is awkward. So I start this BS small talk, but 2 minutes of that seems like an eternity!

[mlh1981]

Every day here at work I just want to go into the kitchen, warm up my lunch for 2 minutes in the microwave and go have lunch in my car while I listen to sports radio....but.......the president of our company is always in the kitchen reading the paper or having lunch. This lady is an extreme workaholic and her work is her life. She knows nothing else. That's all she talks about. Sometimes it's just her and me in there and the silence is awkward. So I start this BS small talk, but 2 minutes of that seems like an eternity!


That sux. I find that discussing the weather is a pretty universal topic, so might be a way to pass the 2 minutes. You don't want to talk about work (can't blame ya there), and you know they she has no outside interests in which to discuss.

[IlliniFan]

Fuc*k you were supposed to laugh not diss me back.
Had you read my entire post, you would have seen that I was just messing around.

[-primetime-]

That sux. I find that discussing the weather is a pretty universal topic, so might be a way to pass the 2 minutes. You don't want to talk about work (can't blame ya there), and you know they she has no outside interests in which to discuss.
I hate it when I get in the elevator at work and someone brings up the weather...


"It sure is hot out there today"


what the hell am I supposed to say to that???


"yeah, it is hot, you are right"

[ALBballer]

I always think a discussion of the weather is a sign that there is no need for a conversation to even take place. Unless it's some crazy **** out there.

[mlh1981]

I hate it when I get in the elevator at work and someone brings up the weather...


"It sure is hot out there today"


what the hell am I supposed to say to that???


"yeah, it is hot, you are right"


maybe tell them to quit their b!tching 'cause you don't wanna hear it :lol:

but seriously, in the absense of having anything in common and when you don't wanna talk about work, weather seems like a topic that can be discussed maybe for like a minute or so. Anything longer than that and yeah, it's redundant

[RidonKs]

Had you read my entire post, you would have seen that I was just messing around.

Kidding! I was dead serious.
:eek:

[RidonKs]

I always think a discussion of the weather is a sign that there is no need for a conversation to even take place. Unless it's some crazy **** out there.
Seriously. As soon as weather comes up as a topic for conversation, just walk away.

[gts]

Every day here at work I just want to go into the kitchen, warm up my lunch for 2 minutes in the microwave and go have lunch in my car while I listen to sports radio....but.......the president of our company is always in the kitchen reading the paper or having lunch. This lady is an extreme workaholic and her work is her life. She knows nothing else. That's all she talks about. Sometimes it's just her and me in there and the silence is awkward. So I start this BS small talk, but 2 minutes of that seems like an eternity! you should ask to see her t*ts..that usually breaks the ice

[IlliniFan]

:eek:
I'm an ass.

:)

[SCY]

Reminds me of Joe Pesci's answers to common questions (http://www.cracked.com/article_14904_joe-pesci-answers-common-questions.html)

"Is it hot enough out here for me? You're outside too, right? And your skin has the ability to differentiate between hot and cold, correct? So what the **** do you care if it's hot enough for me? Does the sweat on my brow amuse you? Am I your ****in' thermometer? Am I a little flamenco weatherman dancin' around with ****in' finger cymbals for your entertainment?"

[mlh1981]

Seriously. As soon as weather comes up as a topic for conversation, just walk away.


how was the weather in Ottawa today?

[RidonKs]

how was the weather in Ottawa today?
*walks away*

[Hawker]

how was the weather in Ottawa today?

yes! mlh you are always good for a corny joke. I love it.

[J.O.R.D.A.N.-#45]

trying to explain your religous beliefs to another man.

Very awkward.



And when someone has a booger, did anyone mention that?

[JPR]

Awkwardness only arises due to inexperience.

[GOBB]

1. Walking by people from your old high school in college. What am I supposed to say to them? I knew them but I was never really friends with them. I usually just give a, "hey wuts up" or stare at the ground.

Why front/pretend you know them? While you may think its awkward a person might think its weird that you're speaking as if you two were cool. You can pretty much pick up vibes of people from your HS you see in college that you never talked too. There was a cat i recognized 2 grades behind me, he said whats up, i spoke we chatted and it was cool. You aint gotta go out your way or tighten up as you near someone. Just keep it movin.


2. Walking by your roommate outside of the dorm. What am I supposed to say to them? "Hey wuts up man see you in the dorm room." Pointless and awkward.

Say nothing...da hell wrong with you? Saying hi all the time...you sound like the type who will say hi to me outside of the library then 10mins later we walk past and you say hi again. What are you gay? :oldlol: Come on bruh.



3. Walking by people in the dorm. Usually I just keep my head straight but most of the time people pull out their cell phones and act like they are doing something important.

You're a weirdo.

[Hawker]

Why front/pretend you know them? While you may think its awkward a person might think its weird that you're speaking as if you two were cool. You can pretty much pick up vibes of people from your HS you see in college that you never talked too. There was a cat i recognized 2 grades behind me, he said whats up, i spoke we chatted and it was cool. You aint gotta go out your way or tighten up as you near someone. Just keep it movin.



Say nothing...da hell wrong with you? Saying hi all the time...you sound like the type who will say hi to me outside of the library then 10mins later we walk past and you say hi again. What are you gay? :oldlol: Come on bruh.




You're a weirdo.

I was kidding.

How am I a weirdo? Awkward situations are weird.

[geeWiz15]

some people are totally immune to awkwardness. I don't understand it. Two Drink geeWiz is immune to awkwardness. otherwise.. I can't relate to not totally overthinking meaningless social interactions.

[Randy]

The highlight of a conversation with "hot girl that has class next to me but she (sadly) has a tattoo over her left breast that I can't stop staring at" and myself.


Girl (angry that I keep sneaking looks): Should I just take my shirt off so you can see the whole thing?
Randy: Well, no.... Your bra is covering it up too.
*Randy walks away biting his tongue to keep from cracking up*

Yeah...I'll never be talking to her again, I'm sure.

[J.O.R.D.A.N.-#45]

The highlight of a conversation with "hot girl that has class next to me but she (sadly) has a tattoo over her left breast that I can't stop staring at" and myself.


Girl (angry that I keep sneaking looks): Should I just take my shirt off so you can see the whole thing?
Randy: Well, no.... Your bra is covering it up too.
*Randy walks away biting his tongue to keep from cracking up*

Yeah...I'll never be talking to her again, I'm sure.

Well you are just a pimp.... Picture in the avatar?

[Sharas]

Yeah...I'll never be talking to her again, I'm sure.

and you won't, you jerk!

because next time she'll come to talk to you by herself

[playtetris]

Walking directly towards someone, and you both move to get out of each others way, and end up moving in the same direction. Then you both move the opposite way, still in each others paths, all the while getting closer and closer to each other. Sometimes it can get so bad that you end up face to face and you have to sidestep each other.

Brutal.

next time that happens and it's a chick, pull the:

"i'd love to stay and dance..." line

one situation i hate is when i'm outside the uni labs having a smoke, chilling and having a conversation with a couple of mates. then another acquaintance or whatever comes up, i say "what up", and they try to start a convo with me. i'm already in the middle of a f-ing conversation! it's damn hard to end these things abruptly, as well. ehhh :confusedshrug:

[T-Low]

Or when your gettin pissed drunk, and your ontop of this girl doin ****, then all of a sudden her boyfriend walks in....It might get a little awkward then...

[SCREWstonRockets]

what if she is like Carmen Electra or something???


idk...I might have to call my freind and just say "hey man I am really sorry, but my ***** wouldn't allow me to stay away, I had no choice, I hope you understand"

Dude, there is no excuse. Your friend's ex is off-limits, regardless of how good she looks. I find it sad that someone would choose their friend's ex over their good friend. Whores come and go, but actual friends that you can really trust is rare.

[poorlilrich]

What about when your pants fall off in the middle of class?

Happened to me in 10th grade; I pulled them back up so fast, I think only I asian girl saw it.



It' also hella awkward when you are talking to a girl and you know you are not looking your best ... you haven't combed your hair that day, you smelling like BO, you didn't carefully look at what you wore that day, so you are dressed hella weird ....

[Chrono90]

What are some daily/weekly awkward moments that happen to you in everyday life?

1. Walking by people from your old high school in college. What am I supposed to say to them? I knew them but I was never really friends with them. I usually just give a, "hey wuts up" or stare at the ground.

2. Walking by your roommate outside of the dorm. What am I supposed to say to them? "Hey wuts up man see you in the dorm room." Pointless and awkward.

3. Walking by people in the dorm. Usually I just keep my head straight but most of the time people pull out their cell phones and act like they are doing something important.

These all make me laugh.


for ur old high school friends, u just have to nod ur head, give a smile, give them a pound... or just anything to acknowledge them that u guys know each other

dont just stare at teh ground, then thy'll think you're weird


u dont have to start a whole conversation, just a sign to show them that u guys know eachother from the past

[Hawker]

for ur old high school friends, u just have to nod ur head, give a smile, give them a pound... or just anything to acknowledge them that u guys know each other

dont just stare at teh ground, then thy'll think you're weird


u dont have to start a whole conversation, just a sign to show them that u guys know eachother from the past

Ya, that's what I usually do but sometimes its people that I knew but RARELY talked to.

[mlh1981]

how's about when your allergies are really bad and you are trying talking to someone, all while trying to control your watery eyes, runny nose, and general facial irritation? I think those situations are kinda weird, so I usually just come right out in the open and admit that my allergies are terrible, so don't interpret my facial reactions b/c it likely has nothing to do with you........

[steve]

When you're hanging out with a group of people (some where in the range of 7 or larger) you have just met and they all agree that a certain, film, song, band, book, whatever, is one of the greatest works of the medium and it's something you just cant stand.

[B-Low]

how's about when your allergies are really bad and you are trying talking to someone, all while trying to control your watery eyes, runny nose, and general facial irritation? I think those situations are kinda weird, so I usually just come right out in the open and admit that my allergies are terrible, so don't interpret my facial reactions b/c it likely has nothing to do with you........

That reminded me of the always awkward "stomach growling in a large, quiet lecture hall". That is some of the most embarassing and uncomfortable stuff that can happen. I remember so many times sitting in a huge lecture and my stomach just "GRGHRGHRGHGHGH". Then everyone thinks you have to take a **** or something. So you're shifting in your seat, trying to cover your stomach up, suck it in to quiet it down some, moving things around every time the sounds start up. It's a difficult time

[geeWiz15]

When you're hanging out with a group of people (some where in the range of 7 or larger) you have just met and they all agree that a certain, film, song, band, book, whatever, is one of the greatest works of the medium and it's something you just cant stand.
meh that one's not hard for me. not people I just met. maybe people I'm already not comfortable with. but if it's a bunch of people I just met I'll lay down the law. I don't care if it's an army of 5,000. if they think Epic Movie was amazing, they're getting the law laid upon them, that's all there is to it.

[steve]

meh that one's not hard for me. not people I just met. maybe people I'm already not comfortable with. but if it's a bunch of people I just met I'll lay down the law. I don't care if it's an army of 5,000. if they think Epic Movie was amazing, they're getting the law laid upon them, that's all there is to it.
Well, thinking Epic Movie is amazing just might get you lynched in some parts of the country. It might not be people you just met, but people you are just starting to hang out with. It's also the explaining part, like if I had the Eric Clapton conversation from another thread, it would probably get a little awkward just because Clapton usually doesn't inspire middle ground feelings. I guess that the work in general being discussed would have to be highly regarded by the group of people.

[PK3434]

When i was in school i would often fall asleep in my chair and then wake up with a sudden jerking motion. That was kind of awkward/embarrassing.

[geeWiz15]

When i was in school i would often fall asleep in my chair and then wake up with a sudden jerking motion. That was kind of awkward/embarrassing.
yeah I know what you mean. I can't actually fall asleep in class, I only enter stage 1 sleep. and a lot of times what happens is I'll have a mini-dream about falling or being hit by a bus/train/car/bike or something and as soon as the thing is about to hit me I'll jerk back awake.

and the thing with that sleep is you don't notice it and you wake up from it effortlessly. one time my science teacher chewed me out for sleeping and I got really pissed at her. I was like "i was NOT asleep!" and I was being really disrespectful cause I hated her anyway. then I looked at the clock and realized the minute hand was 20 minutes further than it was 2 minutes ago....... and I was like oops, my b.. somebody kill me

[ihatetimthomas]

When i was in school i would often fall asleep in my chair and then wake up with a sudden jerking motion. That was kind of awkward/embarrassing.


lol i know exactly what you mean. There was a time back in high school, we had a SSR reading time for about 20 min and i would always sleep through it. I did exactly what you said and because it was reading time, it was super quiet. I kicked this girls desk in front of me who i was trying to get at. Pretty awkward being half asleep and having the grl you like and the rest of the class staring back at you

[Rasheed1]

When you fall asleep on the couch and people may be around and you snore so loud you wake yourself up... :sleeping

you sit up and try to compose yourself :lol: like no one noticed you sawing wood over there on the couch...

[BrooklynZoo]

I've got a very awkward one.

My roommate broke up with his girlfriend (who had been going out with him for about 3 years), and his best friend who also lives with us, is now dating the girl (my roommate's ex-girlfriend). And she broke up BECAUSE she had feelings for my roommate's best friend!!!

And then a friend comes over one day (about a few days after they broke up), and he says to the girl (not intentionally, it just slipped out): Did you see what your boyfriend was wearing (referring to my roommate)? QUITE AWKWARD.


? ur roommates best friend/roommate is going out with his ex? lol

[BrooklynZoo]

when youre walking around and u catch a hard on, or when u have one and then someone starts talking to u

[reppy]

I have a tendency to want to sing out loud to the songs I'm listening to on my MP3 player. Like when I'm at the gym working out, I'll be mouthing the words to a song I'm listening to. Half the time it's some weird Japanese song, so it's not like they'd understand what I'm listening to anyways.

Other times, I like to listen to the some metal. Like the song "Three Men In a Tub", from the "Dahmer" album by Macabre.

Scrub A Dub Dub Three Men In A Tub
Jeffrey Dahmer Took Showers
With Dead Men In His Tub
He Was Too Tired To Cut Them Up
So He Put Them In Cold Water
With Disinfectant

First There Was One And
Then There Was Two
Dead Men In His Tub And Then
The Stench Grew
He Was Too Exhausted To Cut Them Up
So He Stored Them In His Bathtub

I just hope no one there can read lips!

[ForceOfNature]

? ur roommates best friend/roommate is going out with his ex? lol

Yeah, exactly. It is quite awkward.

[bigboi_baller]

Telling someone a story about something really interesting that happened to you only to have them tell you that you've told them twice already.

[GOBB]

I was kidding.

How am I a weirdo? Awkward situations are weird.

Common sense kid...I can tell you were a nobody in school. What we call a plug, a herb.

[GOBB]

That reminded me of the always awkward "stomach growling in a large, quiet lecture hall". That is some of the most embarassing and uncomfortable stuff that can happen. I remember so many times sitting in a huge lecture and my stomach just "GRGHRGHRGHGHGH". Then everyone thinks you have to take a **** or something. So you're shifting in your seat, trying to cover your stomach up, suck it in to quiet it down some, moving things around every time the sounds start up. It's a difficult time

:roll: Now thats a good example! Not no "U ever see ur roomate outside ur dorm but u saw him like 10mins ago and even spoke. Like do you say Yo dood u going back upstairs? I mean its awkward like i dunno. Should i speak in that instance or keep walkin? I dont wanna be rude dood".

[steve]

I have a tendency to want to sing out loud to the songs I'm listening to on my MP3 player. Like when I'm at the gym working out, I'll be mouthing the words to a song I'm listening to. Half the time it's some weird Japanese song, so it's not like they'd understand what I'm listening to anyways.

Other times, I like to listen to the some metal. Like the song "Three Men In a Tub", from the "Dahmer" album by Macabre.

Scrub A Dub Dub Three Men In A Tub
Jeffrey Dahmer Took Showers
With Dead Men In His Tub
He Was Too Tired To Cut Them Up
So He Put Them In Cold Water
With Disinfectant

First There Was One And
Then There Was Two
Dead Men In His Tub And Then
The Stench Grew
He Was Too Exhausted To Cut Them Up
So He Stored Them In His Bathtub

I just hope no one there can read lips!
Yeah, I do this from time to time, most of the time it's late at night when I'd be walking home from a bar. People in Greensboro hated me.

[Hawker]

Common sense kid...I can tell you were a nobody in school. What we call a plug, a herb.

So I am not one of those popular kids that are going to a community college TRYING to get into the university that I am at or at a university that is a lot worse academically. One of those people? Ya, I wasnt one of those people.

[Hawker]

:roll: Now thats a good example! Not no "U ever see ur roomate outside ur dorm but u saw him like 10mins ago and even spoke. Like do you say Yo dood u going back upstairs? I mean its awkward like i dunno. Should i speak in that instance or keep walkin? I dont wanna be rude dood".

If you are trying to impersonate me, you are doing a terrible job. And if you are trying to make fun of my hypothetical "bad grammar," you should re-read your sentence. "Not-no?" O yes, you are a degenerate and that's why you talk like that. Stick to being people's *****es who refer to you as "The guy who brings me my mail."

[geeWiz15]

So I am not one of those popular kids that are going to a community college TRYING to get into the university that I am at or at a university that is a lot worse academically. One of those people? Ya, I wasnt one of those people.
there are actually people in the world who have people skills and are intelligent.

[Hawker]

there are actually people in the world who have people skills and are intelligent.

And, I am one of those. I wasnt one of the "popular" people but I made 5-7 very close friends and that's all I really cared about. That's all you really need in high school, close friends and grades (or athletic talents) to get you into a good university. High school is nothing. I am having a blast right now at university and that's all I really care about but it doesn't seem like GOBB would know anything about that. It's people like GOBB that still live in the high school era because he is a NOBODY right now.

[artificial]

Two very awkward moments that are fresh in my memory:

-A while ago I went with my father to the doctor. It wasn't clear what was the problem, so the doctor was asking some questions, with my father there. The he asked:

"How's your sexual life?"

Never been asked that, so I started wondering "what the hell he is asking? What does he wants me to answer? Great? Hawt? ??" and my father sitting next to me didn't make things any better.



-When I broke up with my ex-girlfriend, she gave me back many stuff she had from me. So I leave her house with my heart broken and to never meet her again. I head to my car and I realize the battery is dead. So I must leave my car there and get someone to fix it next morning.

Thing is, I couldn't go back to my house with all that luggage in the bus,, nor I could leave them in the car because they'd probably get stolen. So I went back with the girl and ask her to give me my stuff tomorrow.

We just had broken up for good an hour ago, and that was awkward as it gets.

[mlh1981]

And, I am one of those. I wasnt one of the "popular" people but I made 5-7 very close friends and that's all I really cared about. That's all you really need in high school, close friends and grades (or athletic talents) to get you into a good university. High school is nothing. I am having a blast right now at university and that's all I really care about but it doesn't seem like GOBB would know anything about that. It's people like GOBB that still live in the high school era because he is a NOBODY right now.


:eek:

[J.O.R.D.A.N.-#45]

And, I am one of those. I wasnt one of the "popular" people but I made 5-7 very close friends and that's all I really cared about. That's all you really need in high school, close friends and grades (or athletic talents) to get you into a good university. High school is nothing. I am having a blast right now at university and that's all I really care about but it doesn't seem like GOBB would know anything about that. It's people like GOBB that still live in the high school era because he is a NOBODY right now.

Your original post was good...

I've lived in the dorms... Awkward stuff happens more frequently there.




Why the hate on GOBB?

[Hawker]

Your original post was good...

I've lived in the dorms... Awkward stuff happens more frequently there.




Why the hate on GOBB?

Tell GOBB that. He obviously doesnt know.

[J.O.R.D.A.N.-#45]

Tell GOBB that. He obviously doesnt know.

Oh... I had to go back and read that.

[-primetime-]

Common sense kid...I can tell you were a nobody in school. What we call a plug, a herb.
that is what we also call "the guy who you run into 10 years later in a Ferrari with a supermodel"

ending up rich > being cool at school

[ForceOfNature]

This girl that my friend doesn't even know well threw up on his chest as he was carrying her drunk body down a flight of stairs last night. The girl never talks and she got drunk for the first time last night, and was talking so much.

[ForceOfNature]

ending up rich > being cool at school

So true.

[Doomsday Dallas]

I've experienced a few awkward moments...

Has anyone ever been messing around with a girl... but didn't have a condom? Your both pretty much naked and you are trying to sneak
your dingus inside of her before she asks you if you have protection.
Your all hard and stuff... and as soon as you try to slip it in....

she asks: "Did you bring anything?"

and you are like: "Yea,... I brought my c0ck."

and she says: "No,... what else did you bring?"

And you say:.... "I brought my balls too."



Man that is awkward... because you know dam well you are gonna have
to stop everything you are doing, get in the car,... and drive to the store.

[-primetime-]

And you say:.... "I brought my balls too."

lol

[ForceOfNature]

I've experienced a few awkward moments...

Has anyone ever been messing around with a girl... but didn't have a condom? Your both pretty much naked and you are trying to sneak
your dingus inside of her before she asks you if you have protection.
Your all hard and stuff... and as soon as you try to slip it in....

she asks: "Did you bring anything?"

and you are like: "Yea,... I brought my c0ck."

and she says: "No,... what else did you bring?"

And you say:.... "I brought my balls too."



Man that is awkward... because you know dam well you are gonna have
to stop everything you are doing, get in the car,... and drive to the store.

Haha. :oldlol:

[MakeMeSomeFoodHo]

having one of your friends walk in on you blowing a guy.

[-primetime-]

having one of your friends walk in on you blowing a guy.
wtf???

that made me lol...in an awkward way...


this post is an example of the thread title


very awkward dude...

[DieHardBullsFan]

I've experienced a few awkward moments...

Has anyone ever been messing around with a girl... but didn't have a condom? Your both pretty much naked and you are trying to sneak
your dingus inside of her before she asks you if you have protection.
Your all hard and stuff... and as soon as you try to slip it in....

she asks: "Did you bring anything?"

and you are like: "Yea,... I brought my c0ck."

and she says: "No,... what else did you bring?"

And you say:.... "I brought my balls too."



Man that is awkward... because you know dam well you are gonna have
to stop everything you are doing, get in the car,... and drive to the store.

:roll: :rockon:

True!!

[DieHardBullsFan]

The most awkward moment that happened was a year ago when me and my friends were eating at a restaurant....so were all ripping on each other talking about alot of things...and a topic came up about one of our friends who...well lets just say she "gets around" .....so I started making fun of her talking about how many cocks she can blow and everything....just roasting her bad....after a while one of my female friends was there (mind you she wasnt a close friend but I would see her every now and then) and stood up and said with a mean face saying "Dude thats my cousin!!!" my mouth just dropped to the floor!....I had no clue they were related:confusedshrug: ....and my other friends just kept letting me roast her cousin .....it was Awkward and funny at the same time :oldlol:

[artificial]

I've experienced a few awkward moments...

Has anyone ever been messing around with a girl... but didn't have a condom? Your both pretty much naked and you are trying to sneak
your dingus inside of her before she asks you if you have protection.
Your all hard and stuff... and as soon as you try to slip it in....

she asks: "Did you bring anything?"

and you are like: "Yea,... I brought my c0ck."

and she says: "No,... what else did you bring?"

And you say:.... "I brought my balls too."



Man that is awkward... because you know dam well you are gonna have
to stop everything you are doing, get in the car,... and drive to the store.

Happened to a friend not so long ago. Just that it went the other way around.

This friend was in a party, and he got lucky with a girl -who was pretty fine, I might add-. He had only one condom, so they went all through round one. Then the man got another boner and the girl wanted more. Things went out as follows:

She: "let's go for another one"
He: "uhm... I don't have any more condoms"
She: "... Ok don't worry. I'm taking pills so we can just do it."
He: ...
She: "C'mon, you can clearly go for another round"
He: ...
She: "What?"
He: "Uh... but I don't want to catch a disease"

He was kicked out of the room, and he was there at the party in boxers, all confused (he was drunk). Man is a hero, I don't think many guys would've rejected the offer even if sober.

[ForceOfNature]

When it's slippery outside, and you begin to slide, and fall on your ass.

[loot]

1. Walking by people from your old high school in college. What am I supposed to say to them? I knew them but I was never really friends with them. I usually just give a, "hey wuts up" or stare at the ground.

2. Walking by your roommate outside of the dorm. What am I supposed to say to them? "Hey wuts up man see you in the dorm room." Pointless and awkward.


3. Walking by people in the dorm. Usually I just keep my head straight but most of the time people pull out their cell phones and act like they are doing something important.

These all make me laugh.

Are you Autistic?

[loot]

having one of your friends walk in on you blowing a guy.
:roll:

[Reef]

When you're out with some friends and you say goodbye and start walking back to your cars, but you realize you parked in the same area, so you have to walk to your cars with them when you already said bye.

[JEFFERSON MONEY]

Seeing an ISH poster in real life, and being disappointed.

[MarloStanfield]

It's only awkward if you make it awkward.

Just be cool.

[InspiredLebowski]

Running into one-nighters at the bar. Usually ends in me ducking something thrown at me.

[KNOW1EDGE]

The worst:

When you see a cute girl waving at you, and you wave back, only to find out she wasnt waving at you, she was waving at the guy behind you, and by that time she noticed you were waving at her so she gives you a sympathy wave.

Has happened to me multiple times, i want to just dissapear when that happens.

[cartmanclone]

when a ***** teases...and you end up thinking you got it wrapped in the bag...and you say something wrong and they take a total 180....

thank god for islam..i dont have to worry about that anymore

[Hawker]

It's only awkward if you make it awkward.

Just be cool.

I've learned that this year but there are exceptions. I pissed off my friend b/c I said something that offended him. A month later I was talking to him like we were cool but he still didnt want to talk to me. Guy turns into a female b/c of a measly comment.

I'll probably see him this summer and I dont know if I should act cool or if I should not approach him at all.

[hito da god]

How about you call him out on it?

[dwight20-20]

The worst:

When you see a cute girl waving at you, and you wave back, only to find out she wasnt waving at you, she was waving at the guy behind you, and by that time she noticed you were waving at her so she gives you a sympathy wave.

Has happened to me multiple times, i want to just dissapear when that happens.

lol sometimes i turn around to make sure that they were waving at me before i wave back and that makes it even more weird.

[Randy]

Going to the bar with your gay friend and his boyfriend comes along and they flirt in front of you and your other straight friends who then look at you curiously.

[RidonKs]

Walking directly towards someone, and you both move to get out of each others way, and end up moving in the same direction. Then you both move the opposite way, still in each others paths, all the while getting closer and closer to each other. Sometimes it can get so bad that you end up face to face and you have to sidestep each other.

Brutal.
Just imagine if this were to happen to two cars driving towards each other in a parking lot or something. Well, if the "always go to the right/left" rule didn't exist I suppose. Thank god for socialized norms.

Funny that that rule doesn't really translate while walking. It should though. I'm going to make a conscious effort from now on to always try to slide to the right of people if we're walking towards each other. All it takes is that one quick movement. Unless they're trying to make a left hand turn right when you pass them, so they swerve to their left to make their turn as you try to slide to their left. Ugh, that'd be horrible.

I think from now on I'm just going to stop walking and wait for the person walking towards me to pass.

[statman32]

Just imagine if this were to happen to two cars driving towards each other in a parking lot or something. Well, if the "always go to the right/left" rule didn't exist I suppose. Thank god for socialized norms.

Funny that that rule doesn't really translate while walking. It should though. I'm going to make a conscious effort from now on to always try to slide to the right of people if we're walking towards each other. All it takes is that one quick movement. Unless they're trying to make a left hand turn right when you pass them, so they swerve to their left to make their turn as you try to slide to their left. Ugh, that'd be horrible.

I think from now on I'm just going to stop walking and wait for the person walking towards me to pass.
What about the person walking behind you? You might cause a ten person pile up becuase you just stopped walking. :mad:

[RidonKs]

What about the person walking behind you? You might cause a ten person pile up becuase you just stopped walking. :mad:
****.

Guess I'll just stay in for the rest of my life.

[-primetime-]

I've experienced a few awkward moments...

Has anyone ever been messing around with a girl... but didn't have a condom? Your both pretty much naked and you are trying to sneak
your dingus inside of her before she asks you if you have protection.
Your all hard and stuff... and as soon as you try to slip it in....

she asks: "Did you bring anything?"

and you are like: "Yea,... I brought my c0ck."

and she says: "No,... what else did you bring?"

And you say:.... "I brought my balls too."



Man that is awkward... because you know dam well you are gonna have
to stop everything you are doing, get in the car,... and drive to the store.
HAHAHAHAHA!!!!

I forgot about this thread.....there were some funny posts in here...:oldlol:

[bigkingsfan]

Someone with a bluetooth device in their ear, and they are angle sideways and you can't see it. You think they're talking to you, and you start talking back and you realize they're ignoring you for that reason, awkward enough to want the person dead.

[ecthelion]

The worst:

When you see a cute girl waving at you, and you wave back, only to find out she wasnt waving at you, she was waving at the guy behind you, and by that time she noticed you were waving at her so she gives you a sympathy wave.

Has happened to me multiple times, i want to just dissapear when that happens.
or worse.. if there's no sympathy wave

[barne100]

I've experienced a few awkward moments...

Has anyone ever been messing around with a girl... but didn't have a condom? Your both pretty much naked and you are trying to sneak
your dingus inside of her before she asks you if you have protection.
Your all hard and stuff... and as soon as you try to slip it in....

she asks: "Did you bring anything?"

and you are like: "Yea,... I brought my c0ck."

and she says: "No,... what else did you bring?"

And you say:.... "I brought my balls too."



Man that is awkward... because you know dam well you are gonna have
to stop everything you are doing, get in the car,... and drive to the store.

this exact thing happened to me like a week ago. obviously the store close to my house keeps the condoms behind the counter... leading to you and the chick having to ask the clerk for condoms at 2 in the morning.

[artificial]

Great thread. Not going to check who bumped it, but nice work.


Awkward moment: when you walk through someone you know, but you can't remember his/her name. You try to act cool and follow the chat, but the really awkward moment is when your charade falls in the flow of the conversation, and it becomes evident you don't remember his/her name.

[cartmanclone]

I hate meeting old associates sometimes...because you were on friendly terms so you have to talk to them, but you weren't real close so you have nothing to talk about

[Agent_Zero]

I got pansed in 8th grade by some random *******. It was during a school trip, we were in Gatlinburg and the teacher was assigning us groups to stay in while we toured the place and the kid just comes up behind me and pulls 'em down.

I pulled em back up fast as I could but I still think a couple people saw. Good thing I was in the back.

[SHEED_ gangsta]

Great thread. Not going to check who bumped it, but nice work.


Awkward moment: when you walk through someone you know, but you can't remember his/her name. You try to act cool and follow the chat, but the really awkward moment is when your charade falls in the flow of the conversation, and it becomes evident you don't remember his/her name.


why not just say "hey what was your name again?" grow some balls kid.

[Interminator]

--small talk with people you know, but not that well. Never really know what to say, or what is considered to be too much/too little info.


That is the most akward thing in my life,I know plenty of people and I'm happy to see them but after "How have you been?" the convo is lost and I have no clue where to take it.
I got so embarassed one time I came up with an excuse why to leave the restaurant so I didn't have to eat with him and not know what to talk about.

Does anybody know how to fix this?

:roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:

[Interminator]

Someone with a bluetooth device in their ear, and they are angle sideways and you can't see it. You think they're talking to you, and you start talking back and you realize they're ignoring you for that reason, awkward enough to want the person dead.
I saw a man get KO'ed for that very same situation.

Talking **** on a Blue Tooth is a dangerous thing around tired people on a Monday Morning subway.

[Heilige]

That is the most akward thing in my life,I know plenty of people and I'm happy to see them but after "How have you been?" the convo is lost and I have no clue where to take it.
I got so embarassed one time I came up with an excuse why to leave the restaurant so I didn't have to eat with him and not know what to talk about.

Does anybody know how to fix this?

:roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:


Grow a pair.

[artificial]

why not just say "hey what was your name again?" grow some balls kid.
If it's a guy, I do admit I don't know who I'm talking to, and ask -though it's awkward nevertheless-.

Women, however, NEVER forget that one time you didn't remember her name. That's when I really try not to ask and rather try to remember.

[K.Koscik]

Great thread. Not going to check who bumped it, but nice work.


Awkward moment: when you walk through someone you know, but you can't remember his/her name. You try to act cool and follow the chat, but the really awkward moment is when your charade falls in the flow of the conversation, and it becomes evident you don't remember his/her name.

Or how about when you're visiting an aunt or uncle or some family member that you haven't seen in awhile and you forget their names. I mean an old friend or something is acceptable, but I'd feel like the biggest ********* ever if I asked my uncle his name. Oh man.

[emsteez forreal]

A double date in which you have no interest for the other chick, while your buddy is hitting it off with the girl he's with.
:applause: :applause: :applause:

[Randy]

When the priest touches your ***** without washing his hands.

[BlogOFfatman]

mom catching me with Hoover

[K.Koscik]

mom catching me with Hoover

:banana:

[skillswithaz]

Going over to a girl's house for the first time and sitting in the living room with her dad and/or mom while she gets up to go to the bathroom or change or something like that. Awkward stuff.

[K.Koscik]

Going over to a girl's house for the first time and sitting in the living room with her dad and/or mom while she gets up to go to the bathroom or change or something like that. Awkward stuff.

the best chance to make it good with the rents. start a convo

[skillswithaz]

the best chance to make it good with the rents. start a convo

I know that. Doesn't make it not awkward

[Detroitguy113]

1. Walking by people from your old high school in college. What am I supposed to say to them? I knew them but I was never really friends with them. I usually just give a, "hey wuts up" or stare at the ground.

That's what it is dude. This happens to me all the time at work and it sucks.

[Nashformvp]

being in a group of like 10 ppl and only actuallly knowing one or two of them.

[Killer_Instinct]

Alot of cats think staring is awkward. Generally it is. But if you stare at a female and she catches you, and stares back for at least 4 seconds, she PROABLY wants it too. If she looks away quickly, chalk up an L.

Or she may be shy. I guarntee the freaky females will stare back if they feel you, too. I had a first hand expeirence prior to a Hawks/Celtics game at the Underground shopping mall in ATL.
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The GOAT awakward moment happened to me last year. I was staying over my friends house. We had just come in from playing ball. He went to shower first, and I flirted with his older sister for a bit.

My phone rang so I took it outside because I didn't want to wake their stepdad. So I come back in about 8 minutes later at exactly 8:16. As I round the corner I hear laughing and giggling and this mother****** is jumping at his sister butt naked, balls swinging and all.

I paused and they both looked at me. His sister started crying due to laughter and his ass took off running to the room. Needless to say I was very dissapointed at the situation.


We barley conversated the rest of the night. He has a bunk bed, and I was on the top. I layed there with my eyes open the whole night.

[Horde of Temujin]

this one is pretty bad
when i was in high school i was wearing boxers with buttonless front and my fly was down on my pants when class was over as i was getting up my d##k just hung out
luckily i noticed it right away before anybody else did.

hmm... is it breezy in here

[SCY]

The GOAT awakward moment happened to me last year. I was staying over my friends house. We had just come in from playing ball. He went to shower first, and I flirted with his older sister for a bit.

My phone rang so I took it outside because I didn't want to wake their stepdad. So I come back in about 8 minutes later at exactly 8:16. As I round the corner I hear laughing and giggling and this mother****** is jumping at his sister butt naked, balls swinging and all.

I paused and they both looked at me. His sister started crying due to laughter and his ass took off running to the room. Needless to say I was very dissapointed at the situation.


We barley conversated the rest of the night. He has a bunk bed, and I was on the top. I layed there with my eyes open the whole night.

Holy sh.t. :roll:

[Kumo]

*snip*

Wow, I would have just gone home.

Made me laugh, irl.... :applause:

[Killer_Instinct]

Eventually I knocked on the bedroom door and asked him if it was cool to come in. Didn't really matter, the damage was done. Long story short I called them both out on it. His girl had called while he was in the shower and he was trying to get the phone back from his sister. I felt extremley awkward talking to either one of them. I still laughed so hard I was near tears. Funniest night of my life. Why he didn't throw on some boxers before attempting the rescue I don't know.

Even his bearded dragon(pet lizard) was looking at the assho** funny the whole night. I still hold that incident over his head from time to time. If I ask for a dollar and he wants to hold out, I threatnen to tell everyone. Of course I wouldn't do it, but some **** you'll never forget or forgive.


'N yeah, Kumo, I was tempted to call home and roll out. I was scared that night. The image is stuck in my head.

[Emeka Okafor xD]

ur mom finds weed in your room :hammerhead: :hammerhead:

[otmtheshank]

The GOAT awakward moment happened to me last year. I was staying over my friends house. We had just come in from playing ball. He went to shower first, and I flirted with his older sister for a bit.

My phone rang so I took it outside because I didn't want to wake their stepdad. So I come back in about 8 minutes later at exactly 8:16. As I round the corner I hear laughing and giggling and this mother****** is jumping at his sister butt naked, balls swinging and all.

I paused and they both looked at me. His sister started crying due to laughter and his ass took off running to the room. Needless to say I was very dissapointed at the situation.


I really don't know what to say about that... no idea how I would react if I saw that.

I've never exactly had that scenario come up, but I have been at a friend's house when he and his wife got into a large arguement. Of course, I made an excuse to get out of there, but I had to listen to a close friend's marriage nearly ending while we're getting ready to eat.

I remember when I was a kid, I'd be watching television when my mother would come in and start watching. No big deal most of the time, but sometimes the show would suddenly have a scene with a half-naked woman in it, or something sexual(I recall a long scene in Married With Children once, and when I was about 13/14 or so, I used to watch wrestling, and of course there was DDP's wife, sunny,etc). I never knew whether or not I should change the channel, or just leave it, so usually we'd both just end up sitting there without moving until the commercial would come, when I'd bolt out the room. I can handle a moment like that fine now, but when I was prepubescent kid, I freaking hated those moments.

[Aldridge Fan]

What are some daily/weekly awkward moments that happen to you in everyday life?

1. Walking by people from your old high school in college. What am I supposed to say to them? I knew them but I was never really friends with them. I usually just give a, "hey wuts up" or stare at the ground.

2. Walking by your roommate outside of the dorm. What am I supposed to say to them? "Hey wuts up man see you in the dorm room." Pointless and awkward.

3. Walking by people in the dorm. Usually I just keep my head straight but most of the time people pull out their cell phones and act like they are doing something important.

These all make me laugh.

How about taking a loud sh?t at work in the stall next to your boss. :confusedshrug:

That's just horrible. Especially when you're trying to hide the fact that you are there.

[Hawker]

How about taking a loud sh?t at work in the stall next to your boss. :confusedshrug:

That's just horrible. Especially when you're trying to hide the fact that you are there.

If I was the boss, I really wouldnt find it awkward b/c if you gotta drop a d then you gotta drop a d. Not a big deal to me.

[Killer_Instinct]

I really don't know what to say about that... no idea how I would react if I saw that.

I've never exactly had that scenario come up, but I have been at a friend's house when he and his wife got into a large arguement. Of course, I made an excuse to get out of there, but I had to listen to a close friend's marriage nearly ending while we're getting ready to eat.

I remember when I was a kid, I'd be watching television when my mother would come in and start watching. No big deal most of the time, but sometimes the show would suddenly have a scene with a half-naked woman in it, or something sexual(I recall a long scene in Married With Children once, and when I was about 13/14 or so, I used to watch wrestling, and of course there was DDP's wife, sunny,etc). I never knew whether or not I should change the channel, or just leave it, so usually we'd both just end up sitting there without moving until the commercial would come, when I'd bolt out the room. I can handle a moment like that fine now, but when I was prepubescent kid, I freaking hated those moments.

Oh hell. :oldlol: Something like that happened with me two nights ago. I came up front in the living room and talked to my mom a bit. She was watching Masters Of Horror. The part I walked in on though, a stripper was eating another girl out. The girl raises her head and you saw all the juice ext on her mouth, and breast everywhere. I glanced at the ceiling and tried to bring up the weather. Awkward stuff. :oldlol: I can relate.

[halffttime]

i was watching harold and kumar 2 in my living room. my grandma decides to sit down and watch with me. a couple of minutes later the sex scene with kumar and the sack of weed comes on. it was awkward..

[Big Al All day]

Fuc*k you were supposed to laugh not diss me back.
I can't picture a tall ass mother****er like you on a computer. All I think of is some ****ing giant on a tiny ass chair, super hunched over looking at a puny ass screen.

[ukplayer4]

When you walk by a group of girls on your way to the public bathroom to crap and they're still there on your way out 5 minutes later. They just know you were in there taking a dump, and probably assuming you didn't wash your hands either.

Whores.



:roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:


one day you should stop and scream at them "what are you my ****ing judge?"

[kingmob]

I walked into 7-11 over the weekend to buy some booz late night with a few friends and my gf, and while walking to wait in line to pay for it I noticed there was this cute chick waiting infront of me. But while I was standing next to her I noticed a huge green fly in her long hair moving around comfortably for a good while. I just couldn't hold it anymore and hold her about it. Once I did that, some drunk guy in the store jokingly said "Nice pick up line man".

Bet that was pretty awkward for the girl :)

[1manfastbreak]

when you **** a girl at a party and then see her in class the next day

[LevisJeans]

When you ask someone when they're due when they're really just fat.

Also, someone called my phone the other day and told me he was an old friend. I couldn't remember him at all, so I just played along. I talked to him for half an hour until he realized he called the wrong number.

[supersmashbros]

Life is suppose to be awkward so just deal with. I had a ear canal operation on my left ear this morning, and tomorrow morning I have to go the clinic again to get my puss squeezed out.

[phoenix18]

I find having to spend time with people you have absolutely nothing in common with is very hard. Just sparking up any conversation is difficult, especially if the other person isn't putting in the effort to talk or be sociable.

Your thinking in your brain trying to find something funny or clever to say, and eventually it just ends up being something like 'You had a good week?'. They just reply 'Yep thanks'. Your like 'Oh god...now what?'. I have to spend time at university with people I don't like or are just plain unsociable cats.
Thats me. My social game has really, I mean really slipped.

[crounsa810]

Going on break at the same time as your boss...and trying to make conversation (mind you this boss is a complete airhead and stuck up *****, so when you try to talk to her she just ignores you or gives you a one word answer)

Taking a crap in public. I can't do it. I'll literally hold it in until i get home

Making fun of someone who is right behind you

Saying something stupid to avoid the also awkward long silence

Tripping

Idk I thought of a lot then hit quick reply and they vanished frmo my head

[Fallguy20]

Oh hell. Something like that happened with me two nights ago. I came up front in the living room and talked to my mom a bit. She was watching Masters Of Horror. The part I walked in on though, a stripper was eating another girl out. The girl raises her head and you saw all the juice ext on her mouth, and breast everywhere. I glanced at the ceiling and tried to bring up the weather. Awkward stuff. I can relate.

bahaha... mine wasnt as bad, but we were having team night out at our pointguard Gregs house and somebody brought Forgetting Sarah Marshall and so it got popped in. I had never seen it, but as were just chilling and shit down stairs we hear some footsteps and Gregs like, "oh no... this wont be good". Turns out its his mom and turns out she walked in on the very first d!ck scene. The fact that I didnt know it was coming up and the fact that I wanted to make a good impression was a bad combo since the second I saw her and I said, "Hey Miss K!" and then BAM! d!ck on the wall from the projector.

:roll:
damn, ive never seen an old women run up a flight of stairs so fast.
i dont know what the fallout was from that, but since its a very religious family I dont think it was good.

[~primetime~]

running into someone you got drunk and partied with a few times back in high school at the mall...

they remember your name but you can't remember their name at all...

so you just say "hey!, what's up MAN!"...

only that really isn't enough because you are with your girlfreind and you can see that you are supposed to introduce each other but you can't...so you just don't do it at all...

that isn't that bad, but just a little awkward...

[ashar008]

I remember I used to work for the local library out here in San Marino. Every day we would get a 30 minute break and for some reason I always had to take a **** during those times. Anyways my break time was usually different then the other co-workers (not sure why). So during those times I would relax and take a nice long dump in the employee lounge since no one was around. One day I had to take a severe dump and as holding it in all day just for that glorious moment my break time arrived so I could take my dump alone and in peace. Man that day I swear I could have made my own orchestra the amount of noise I was making. So when I'm finished I walk outside and see my supervisor in the lounge eating lunch. The ***** heard the whole thing. She decided that same exact time to take her break. Most awkward moment of my life.

[phoenix18]

:roll: that was good, nice one.


For me, Im pretty tall, 6'7" or 6'8" and sometimes I dont see really short girls coming around a corner and there face bumps right into my **** :oldlol:
Must be awkward that is the only facetime you get.

[teleport]

Must be awkward that is the only facetime you get.
:oldlol: :oldlol:

[pete's montreux]

I used to joke around a lot when I worked at UPS. I would always yell down to my buddies at the far end of the belt [literally yell]. Everyone on the belt were like best friends anyways, so I was pretty much yelling to everyone. Anyways, we had two managers who were always together, they were attached at the hip. We never saw them apart. I would always come up with these really graphic gay situations and start them off with, "what would you do if you saw..."

So I start yelling, "Hey guys! What would you do if you saw Sully and Fitzy ass naked, butt f*cking in the reverse cowboy position, wearing cowboy hats and baby oil dripping off them riding down the belt while Fitzy yells "yahooo!" and Sully yells "I'm c*m drunk!...what would you do!?"

Of course everyone would laugh, but on several occasions I had both managers be standing right behind me when I was yelling this gay stuff. They always thought it was funny, but It's f*cking hilarious and awkward and embarrassing, because you realize everyone is laughing at the managers standing behind me the whole time.

[pete's montreux]

Another one:

I'm a forgetful person. Meaning I forget really important stuff, especially at work.

Anyways, so I'm working one day at Kohl's. I was working with the same people for like a month, but management decided to put me with these two girls whom I've never met before. I didn't care to learn their names or really even paid much attention to them. We were building a display for the candle section.

So that's that. I'm basically working by myself again in the candle section the next day, when this girl walks up. I was in a better mood so I introduced myself, we got to talking. She was my age, unattractive, looked personable, so I figured I could talk to her without any hesitation. She asked me if I was the "candle guy", I said no, and began to tell her about the two girls I worked with the previous day.

"No, I worked here with two girls yesterday for the first time. I overheard them talking and one had two kids and was pregnant again, figures. She looked like a crack whore before I even heard that conversation. And the other one, what a fat, disgusting whale. She wouldn't shut up and she kinda of smelled, even surrounded by f*cking scented candles."

The girl looks at me and says, "I'm the fat, disgusting whale. I guess you don't recognize me without my glasses on."

:roll:

All I basically said was, "Oh..." and then walked away and took my break. I saw her a few times again after that, but I haven't since. Not awkward for me, but I'm sure it was for her.

Talk about foot in mouth.

[goldenryan]

i had a pretty awkward moment this week. i was kissing this girl at a party and called her a couple of days later and she says she was really drunk and doesn't remember giving me her number. :banghead:

[AmoebaD]

it was my junior year in high school. i went to the bathroom to piss and set up at a urinal. i was alone and suddenly some guy with mental deficiencies decides to set up shop at the urinal right next to me. he steps back about 2-3 feet, drops his pants to the floor, while pulling up his shirt to prevent splash back. this would not be acceptable in 3rd grade and is a dangerous situation for me, so i hold in whats left and move one space to the left, wash hands and make a snide comment to the guy. my senior year, he was the scorekeeper at basketball games so whenever i would be coming in or out of the game i would lose any focus or comprehension.

junior year in high school, my brother got caught smoking weed at a school function. it was a big deal because he was very smart, well known, etc. so my coach calls me into his office for a sit down and he's interrogating me about smoking. i tell him i never smoke and he tells me that he has sources who have seen smoke clouds rising from my backyard. i think hes messing with me so its no big deal. that summer league, im riding with him and my teammate who i've smoked with. my coach made a little mixtape where he played "i smell smoke" and "POD", etc weed songs of the time. i was upfront, looked him in the face and laughed immediately... he gave me a stone cold glare and the entire season the coaches tried to question my focus because of that.

i went to a video store, which obviously made all of its money with its shady porn room in the back. some random older man is in there and makes conversation with me. not a big deal to me, its not like i will ever see this guy and nothing gross will happen. in walks the father of a girl i dated semi-exclusively in the past while i am extolling the merits of POV porn.

i went to get a cut at my regular spot, but my barber was not there. i get in the chair with some guy i'm unfamiliar with and its already to late. after some conversation i can tell hes been drinking. he does fine with the cut but while he is lining me up, he is basically carving my forehead. he finishes, i say nothing, leave him 5 bucks and bounce. i had visible scarring lining my head for about a month. i took it like a man? or a *****. i dunno.

they were showing kill bill at the uni center. i hit it up with friends and make a spontaneous joke that "killed". guffaws permeated the theater. the scene where uma and vivica are fighting and a box of cereal gets stabbed and destroyed, i yell "now thats what i call a serial killer!", reminiscent of george and "thats gotta hurt". i took a film class the next quarter with some artsy asshowles and used the line during class. i got so many angry eyes staring at me, the teacher had to replay the scene because no one appreciated my awesome joke.

excuse me if this was tl;dr.

[JayGuevara]

My life is full of awkward situations. One I always enjoyed was being at the video store with my mother at like 13 years old, and right next to the video games I'm lookin at is the porno room, and out walks one of my mother's friends she hadn't seen in a while, with like 3 flicks in his hands. That was an awkward drawn out conversation for them, but I couldn't help myself/didn't give a ****, I was laughing out loud at how awkward it was for em. :oldlol:

One I didn't enjoy so much (yet I think I've done it on two or more instances) is when you're at your girl's house or somewhere and you two get into a decent fight and you just decide to say **** it and leave, either to be a badass or to go somewhere and cool your jets before it gets too serious, or whatever the reasoning behind it, and you go to storm out, and then realize you forgot something. After proclaiming one time that I didn't give a **** and storming out of her house, I walk back in slowly, head down, tail between my legs, cuz my keys had fallen outta my pocket and onto her couch.

Cuz at that point you're still angry, but just feel like a giant asshole for not being able to storm off like a badass properly. :oldlol:

[phoenix18]

Another really awkward situation is being the "other" guy. I was friends with my ex-girlfriend and it was really awkward. Her boyfriend kept spying on me and stuff like that. She kept trying to make us hang out together but it wasnt going to happen. He hated my guts and didnt want anything to do with me. He kept thinking that I would do something with her behind his back.

[El Kabong]

When you're watching the tv show OZ and your mum walks into the room, sees two dudes making out on the tv and immediately turns tale with a horrified look on her face.

[goldenryan]

One I didn't enjoy so much (yet I think I've done it on two or more instances) is when you're at your girl's house or somewhere and you two get into a decent fight and you just decide to say **** it and leave, either to be a badass or to go somewhere and cool your jets before it gets too serious, or whatever the reasoning behind it, and you go to storm out, and then realize you forgot something. After proclaiming one time that I didn't give a **** and storming out of her house, I walk back in slowly, head down, tail between my legs, cuz my keys had fallen outta my pocket and onto her couch.

Cuz at that point you're still angry, but just feel like a giant asshole for not being able to storm off like a badass properly. :oldlol:
THIS

[phoenix18]

When I was in 8th grade I went up to high school for a math class since I was so much better than everyone (cough cough haha).

It was like my first week going there and it seemed so f*cking huge. All I knew was where to go to my class which was literally the farthest away from the door, probably a third of a mile away. So I was walking and minding my own business when I see a girl I played on a soccer team with who was in 9th grade. She was walking towards me and waving, so I waved... Only she was waving to two girls behind me. I wanted to die, she didn't even recognize me on top of that. That's probably the most embarrassed I've ever been.

So every time I see Spiderman when Kirsten Dunst waves, and Toby Maguire thinks she's waving to him, but she's actually waving to her friends behind him, makes me cringe.
:roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: That is funny. Whenever some waves, gotta do that blindspot check.

[JayGuevara]

When I was in 8th grade I went up to high school for a math class since I was so much better than everyone (cough cough haha).

It was like my first week going there and it seemed so f*cking huge. All I knew was where to go to my class which was literally the farthest away from the door, probably a third of a mile away. So I was walking and minding my own business when I see a girl I played on a soccer team with who was in 9th grade. She was walking towards me and waving, so I waved... Only she was waving to two girls behind me. I wanted to die, she didn't even recognize me on top of that. That's probably the most embarrassed I've ever been.

So every time I see Spiderman when Kirsten Dunst waves, and Toby Maguire thinks she's waving to him, but she's actually waving to her friends behind him, makes me cringe.

The opposite kinda happened to me a couple weeks ago. I'm at work, and my buddy comes to get me to tell me to go scope some girls sittin at the bar cuz they were cute. So I go downstairs and I'm walkin by talkin to my buddy still, and two of em start waving. I looked behind me, cuz I'm like "I know they're not wavin to me, I don't know these skanks", and it's just my buddy. So I'm kinda confused and bout to just keep walkin and one stops me like "Hey, don't you remember me?"

After her going on for about a minute about how I knew her and her friends and me just standing there with a blank look on my face, it finally clicks and I go "ooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhh I'm a jackass" :oldlol:

Then my co-workers are like "Damn you know them? Hook me up man", but I still couldn't remember any of their names to save my life. But I did kinda remember them. :confusedshrug:

[rosonviyavong]

When you see someone at the mall or something and a quick talk and chat and say bye but than the mall isnt big enough too keep you apart so you end up seeing them again ...what now?

[phoenix18]

having one of your friends walk in on you blowing a guy.
I have had something similar to that happen to me.*shudders*

[phoenix18]

When you see someone at the mall or something and a quick talk and chat and say bye but than the mall isnt big enough too keep you apart so you end up seeing them again ...what now?
You need to go the Eaton Centre next time.

[NYballin]

i remember on the first day of 9th grade i was running around trying to find my 1st period class and the late bell already rang so i was even more nervous, so i finally find what i thought was the class i was supposed to be in and as soon as i opened the door every single person in the class room looked directly at me and the teacher asked me whats my name and to see my schedule so i walked to the front of the classroom to show the teacher my schedule and he tells me "oh, you dont have this class right now, i have you next period" and mind you, everybody was still looking at me and was quite so i had to do the walk of shame out the door

[phoenix18]

i remember on the first day of 9th grade i was running around trying to find my 1st period class and the late bell already rang so i was even more nervous, so i finally find what i thought was the class i was supposed to be in and as soon as i opened the door every single person in the class room looked directly at me and the teacher asked me whats my name and to see my schedule so i walked to the front of the classroom to show the teacher my schedule and he tells me "oh, you dont have this class right now, i have you next period" and mind you, everybody was still looking at me and was quite so i had to do the walk of shame out the door
:roll: :roll: In 5th grade, first day of school I walk into my class. Look around and realize that I am the ONLY black person in the entire class. Everyone including the teacher was shocked to see me there. IDK, why.

[JayGuevara]

I think possibly the most awkward thing ever is being in a fairly large public restroom, and you're rockin a piss at a urinal, and somebody comes in and chooses the one directly next to you, even if there's like 8 other open ones. Like "Niigga why are you so close to me, there's 37 other stalls/urinals in this bathroom, not a single one occupied, and you're right next to me?" Awkward.

I also find initiating conversation with complete strangers in a public bathroom pretty awkward too. Let me rock my piss in peace and be out. I'm not trying to make lifelong friends in the bathroom at the mall/a sporting event/whatever. :oldlol:

[phoenix18]

I think possibly the most awkward thing ever is being in a fairly large public restroom, and you're rockin a piss at a urinal, and somebody comes in and chooses the one directly next to you, even if there's like 8 other open ones. Like "Niigga why are you so close to me, there's 37 other stalls/urinals in this bathroom, not a single one occupied, and you're right next to me?" Awkward.

I also find initiating conversation with complete strangers in a public bathroom pretty awkward too. Let me rock my piss in peace and be out. I'm not trying to make lifelong friends in the bathroom at the mall/a sporting event/whatever. :oldlol:
Or when you are at an Ohio State Game, and you step into the mens bathroom to see that they have no urinals at all. Just a wide ass tub that people piss into.:wtf: So add extreme amounts of alcohol to the mix, and you see waayyy more than you ever wanted to see.

[JayGuevara]

Or when you are at an Ohio State Game, and you step into the mens bathroom to see that they have no urinals at all. Just a wide ass tub that people piss into.:wtf: So add extreme amounts of alcohol to the mix, and you see waayyy more than you ever wanted to see.

Yeah I think they used to have those at Tiger Stadium or the Silverdome or somewhere, and a bar/restaurant not too far from my work. I don't want to piss into a trough (sp?), I don't wanna ****ing sword fight with any drunks in there, and I don't wanna be shoulder to shoulder with 20 other dudes all with their meat out.

Every time I've encountered one of those I'm just like "Gotdamnit..." and try to rock my piss with blinders on. :oldlol:

[phoenix18]

Yeah I think they used to have those at Tiger Stadium or the Silverdome or somewhere, and a bar/restaurant not too far from my work. I don't want to piss into a trough (sp?), I don't wanna ****ing sword fight with any drunks in there, and I don't wanna be shoulder to shoulder with 20 other dudes all with their meat out.

Every time I've encountered one of those I'm just like "Gotdamnit..." and try to rock my piss with blinders on. :oldlol:
They need to get rid of those things. I see way to much because it takes up the middle of the room and all the stalls were full. I must have checked 36 of them before turning around and seeing a group of drunk guys playing with their c0cks. It was so gay. There were like,"look at me, my pants are down to my ankles and I dont care!! Ewww.SMH.

[triangleoffense]

What are some daily/weekly awkward moments that happen to you in everyday life?

1. Walking by people from your old high school in college. What am I supposed to say to them? I knew them but I was never really friends with them. I usually just give a, "hey wuts up" or stare at the ground.

2. Walking by your roommate outside of the dorm. What am I supposed to say to them? "Hey wuts up man see you in the dorm room." Pointless and awkward.

3. Walking by people in the dorm. Usually I just keep my head straight but most of the time people pull out their cell phones and act like they are doing something important.

These all make me laugh.

I always say hey and usually have a decent conversation with anyone that i see from high school. Not many people from my high school go to gsu. either went to uga, gsu (southern) or tech.

2. both my roommates are my friends so...

3. I loved living in the dorms.. didn't shower for weeks.. had sex whenever i wanted.. too broke to afford ramen...

[phoenix18]

I always say hey and usually have a decent conversation with anyone that i see from high school. Not many people from my high school go to gsu. either went to uga, gsu (southern) or tech.

2. both my roommates are my friends so...

3. I loved living in the dorms.. didn't shower for weeks.. had sex whenever i wanted.. too broke to afford ramen...
I feel dirty just quoting you.

[triangleoffense]

yep, and strangely all those things were fun because everyone did it. Everything was really new and everyone was geeked to be out on their own. The girls especially.. they were all experiencing what it feels like to be out of daddy's protection for the first time.

[vapid]

wtf. that is not fun. That is disgusting.

[JayGuevara]

didn't shower for weeks.. had sex whenever i wanted.. too broke to afford ramen...

Is this one of those "Pick the one that doesn't belong" things? Cuz if so, it's clearly the middle section.

[Mathius 2.0]

I always say hey and usually have a decent conversation with anyone that i see from high school. Not many people from my high school go to gsu. either went to uga, gsu (southern) or tech.

2. both my roommates are my friends so...

3. I loved living in the dorms.. didn't shower for weeks.. had sex whenever i wanted.. too broke to afford ramen...


The only kind of sex you could have had without showering for weeks must have been with farm animals. Moron.

[BULLZ]

Explaining to women why I have to back out of dates so that I can watch old 1960s games that noone else owns but me.

[rosonviyavong]

You need to go the Eaton Centre next time.
Where at?

[InfiniteBaskets]

Yesterday I went to the gym after buying some stuff from Staples and I had planned to take a piss before lifting. As I walk into our small gym's "locker room" I see a female worker and some random guy just talking in front of the stall (There is only one and no urinal). This is the men's locker room mind you, but it's pretty small and I guess the woman was just mopping up the place.

But I wasn't going to walk between them into the stall so I just veered off, washed my hands and walked out. Ran for like 10 minutes before going back when the coast was clear.

[Da Ballahollic]

I think possibly the most awkward thing ever is being in a fairly large public restroom, and you're rockin a piss at a urinal, and somebody comes in and chooses the one directly next to you, even if there's like 8 other open ones. Like "Niigga why are you so close to me, there's 37 other stalls/urinals in this bathroom, not a single one occupied, and you're right next to me?" Awkward.
:lol

I ****ing that hate that too..its like what **** dude all these other stalls and you pick the one right next to me.

[Da Ballahollic]

Yeah I think they used to have those at Tiger Stadium or the Silverdome or somewhere, and a bar/restaurant not too far from my work. I don't want to piss into a trough (sp?), I don't wanna ****ing sword fight with any drunks in there, and I don't wanna be shoulder to shoulder with 20 other dudes all with their meat out.

Every time I've encountered one of those I'm just like "Gotdamnit..." and try to rock my piss with blinders on. :oldlol:
:roll: :roll:

[Da Ballahollic]

3. I loved living in the dorms.. didn't shower for weeks.. had sex whenever i wanted.. too broke to afford ramen...
:ohwell:


Thats ****ing dirty dude..

[phoenix18]

:ohwell:


Thats ****ing dirty dude..
Yeah, the I dont go past three days without showering. But then again, in the south it can be months in between showers.

[Da Ballahollic]

Yeah, the I dont go past three days without showering.
Right..and he think he cool..:oldlol:


Me..I gotta take a shower everyday..especially in the summer.

[baller693]

A story that sticks out in my mind that was awkward was a night when i went to this party with a few friends spur of the moment. We drove up and i followed with no alcohol and just went with no plans to stay long. As it turns out, the chick had a lot of alcohol (cheap stuff, Vlladamir vodka and natural light beer). Anyway i drank a lot of vodka and some beers and played pool as the party got bigger and bigger. Her parents eventually kicked everyone out because it was getting too crowded and roudy in the basement where we were. It was about 1 a.m. and me being 5 minutes from my house knew I could make it home so I hopped in my car pretty wasted which was only my first mistake. As I drove home I tried hitting up my one friend to go chill at his house so I didn't have to go home drunk right away. I thought it would be smart to pull over before making a phone call in my ''drunken state.'' Anyway I pull over and not even 20 second later it happens...I see the red and blue flashing light come up behind me and block me in!! I just thought oh sh*t......alright, I can pull this off and act sober, plus im parked with my keys out of the ignition. It turned out to be a park ranger who ended up seeing right through me and giving me a breathalizer. My adrenalin was flowing so much that I sobered up real fast. That didn't matter because i ended up blowing a .21. I was convinced I was going to jail for underage and DUI until he told me he had better things to do tonight and that if my mom came to pick me up that he would just give me a fine. Calling my mom was so awkward because I had to basically tell her she had to pick me up or I was going to jail. The look on her face was priceless, and the ride home was only a few minutes but the longest 3-5 minutes I ever rode. The awkwardness didn't end because my whole family was awake in the living room when I got home wondering what was going on. Last thing i remember my dad telling me before I walked upstairs was," Were going to have a long talk in the morning mister." lets just say I stayed up in my room until 2:00 in the afternoon the next day, haha. Luckily I only got off with a $400 dollar fine. I think this qualifies as awkward.

[CasterL]

being forced to hang with people you dont know and have nothing in common with.


happend at uni to me this year. i had to visit the county court with a group of people asap, or else i would fail the coursework pretty much. as it was a last minute job most people had already been. ended up having to ask(which was easily the worst part) if i could tag along with some grumpy ***** i barley knew and her incredibly indie and uninteresting friends, who even more anoyingly thought they were something special. asking to spend time in their company was like asking for a hot bath and a razorblade. the following few hours sucked mad dick

[Kumo]

Got caught for smoking weed with a friend. After about a month of not talking to his parents or hanging out with him, me, him, and our Dads are going to go have lunch.

Fawk, atleast I'll get a good steak.

[RoseCity07]

Recently me and my friend have been really cool with this dude at the park we play ball with. At the end of the day though we don't know whether to give a formal goodbye or just say see ya next week. We kind of just walk away from each other and leave.

[andgar923]

What are some daily/weekly awkward moments that happen to you in everyday life?

1. Walking by people from your old high school in college. What am I supposed to say to them? I knew them but I was never really friends with them. I usually just give a, "hey wuts up" or stare at the ground.

2. Walking by your roommate outside of the dorm. What am I supposed to say to them? "Hey wuts up man see you in the dorm room." Pointless and awkward.

3. Walking by people in the dorm. Usually I just keep my head straight but most of the time people pull out their cell phones and act like they are doing something important.

These all make me laugh.

Not sure if its been mentioned but reminds me of him.

http://www.outtacontext.com/life/images/curb_y0ur_enthusi@sm.jpg

[andgar923]

^^^I ****ing love that show.

Especially the episode where he's in the department store to pick up some perfume for his wife. There are two registers, with two lines. He picks the shorter line.

Then, a guy walks into the store and gets in the longer line. That line starts moving faster and faster, while the line Larry's in has an old woman at the register fumbling with her purse and whatnot. He's annoyed but not too overly worried about it.

Then, the other guy gets up to the register. He asks for the same perfume Larry was getting and as the girl at the register gives it to him she says "You're lucky, this is the last one."

And of course, Larry gets pissed(because that means no nookie for him tonight). He's like "wait, I was here first, I was here first, this guy walked into the store a good 5 minutes after me!":oldlol:

I dig how he has a name for some of his awkward situations.

One that sticks out is "Stop and chat." He came out on Jon Stewart and started ranting about the apropiate sock length and how much skin should be showing. I mean..... how does he come up with these things?

The only 2 people that are as great at observational comedy are Carlin and George Wallace.... oh.... and Bill Cosby. I remember this brilliant bit he did about 'hangers' and hanging clothes.

[andgar923]

LOL ... I just read your edit and we were thinking the same thing.... "stop and chat."

Its like the porn actor episode, where he's playing golf and he argues about the who should pick up an object when its on the floor depending on the distance. :lol

[andgar923]

http://www.thedailyshow.com/watch/tue-june-23-2009/larry-david
:roll: :roll:

[supersmashbros]

Life is suppose to be awkward. Just accept it. If it wasn't awkward, then life would be too easy imo.

[supersmashbros]

Give him a BJ. That's the best way to send a dude off floatin'.
lol that's all I can say. I guess sex is the solution to pretty much any problem for you eh?

[goldenryan]

Yeah I think they used to have those at Tiger Stadium or the Silverdome or somewhere, and a bar/restaurant not too far from my work. I don't want to piss into a trough (sp?), I don't wanna ****ing sword fight with any drunks in there, and I don't wanna be shoulder to shoulder with 20 other dudes all with their meat out.

Every time I've encountered one of those I'm just like "Gotdamnit..." and try to rock my piss with blinders on. :oldlol:
yeah tiger stadium used to have em.

[rufuspaul]

I hate it when you're whacking off in a cubicle in the library and a cute chick comes up and asks to borrow a pencil and you only have one. Talk about awkward.

[phoenix18]

I hate it when you're whacking off in a cubicle in the library and a cute chick comes up and asks to borrow a pencil and you only have one. Talk about awkward.
So, is that how you met your wife?

[Kungfro]

http://i29.tinypic.com/1zcn52u.jpg

[rufuspaul]

So, is that how you met your wife?

No I met her at an orgy. I was plowing this chick from behind while she was eating out my future wife. We struck up a conversation that lasted about 10 minutes. Then I pulled out, blasted in her face, and we went out for some coffee.

[goldenryan]

No I met her at an orgy. I was plowing this chick from behind while she was eating out my future wife. We struck up a conversation that lasted about 10 minutes. Then I pulled out, blasted in her face, and we went out for some coffee.
i'll have to try that sometime.

[Black Joker]

http://i29.tinypic.com/1zcn52u.jpg

So true

[kshutts1]

Two of them for me:

1) A girl you're into (or you don't know her, but think she's hot) smiles in your directions and throws a shy wave.. you wave/smile back, only to realize you were NOT her intended target

2) This is current -- When my ex gf and I were first getting to know eachother, I found out that her hot friend liked me. Date my girl (not the friend) for 9 months.. now we're apart, the friend has a man, and she wants the three of us to hang out (me, friend, friend's bf). Awkward with sexual tension going multiple ways.. and if she's thinking 3some, she has another thing comin'

[i seen hippos]

Two of them for me:

1) A girl you're into (or you don't know her, but think she's hot) smiles in your directions and throws a shy wave.. you wave/smile back, only to realize you were NOT her intended target

2) This is current -- When my ex gf and I were first getting to know eachother, I found out that her hot friend liked me. Date my girl (not the friend) for 9 months.. now we're apart, the friend has a man, and she wants the three of us to hang out (me, friend, friend's bf). Awkward with sexual tension going multiple ways.. and if she's thinking 3some, she has another thing comin'


IN HER FACE!!!!





















...no?

[kshutts1]

IN HER FACE!!!!





















...no?
Eh, my ex is really my ex because she passed away, and I'm not about to go messing around with her friends or sisters or anyone, ya know?

[kshutts1]

btw, this thread is probably the funniest thing I have ever read... these 16 pages were one hell of a read today

[A Loyal NJ Fan]

This thread needs some socially awkward penguin.

http://seriouslulz.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/socially_awkhward_penguin_1.jpg

[A Loyal NJ Fan]

http://www.lolblog.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/2d9r8uv.jpg

[phoenix18]

Eh, my ex is really my ex because she passed away, and I'm not about to go messing around with her friends or sisters or anyone, ya know?
Damn. That is terrible. Sometime jokes can really backfire. I was in a situation like that in highschool, it wasnt fun at all. Including the part where I woke up in her friends...........................

[pete's montreux]

it's funny the first time your girl farts in front of you

not so much the third and second


















and fourth and fifth times

[Mississippi]

Has this ever happened to any of you?

You're sitting behind a mommy and her baby and the baby turns around in your face looking for attention and screaming to get to you and in the back of your head you're thinking I wish this baby would turn around and leave me the f*ck alone but to not seem like an ass hole you have to entertain the baby long enough in hope that the stupid mom would turn around soon and tell the baby to sit down or something. In the meantime you're making an ass out of yourself making baby sounds such as coochie coochie coo.

[rufuspaul]

Eh, my ex is really my ex because she passed away, and I'm not about to go messing around with her friends or sisters or anyone, ya know?

Are you afraid she'll come back from the dead and haunt you to your grave?

[pete's montreux]

i don't associate with babies

i have never touched one, nor will i ever

my two female cousins wont talk to me because they always bring up their newborns and i tell them to stfu, they always invite me to birthdays and i wont go, when i happen to be in the same house as them [family get-togethers] they tell me to hold him/her and i tell them to go die

after a while they just stopped talking to me all-together

good for me, i hate babies

[kshutts1]

One I saw mentioned that happens to me all the time is when you know the fart is gonna reek, so you wait until you're alone.. but as soon as you let it go, your boss comes into the room, or the girl you're into, etc...

Also waking up the night after a huge binge and seeing all the idiotic texts you sent in the night :-P

[kshutts1]

Are you afraid she'll come back from the dead and haunt you to your grave?
lol, no... but respecting her memory for now... somewhere down the line it might not be an issue, but this happened way too recently

[rufuspaul]

i don't associate with babies

i have never touched one, nor will i ever

my two female cousins wont talk to me because they always bring up their newborns and i tell them to stfu, they always invite me to birthdays and i wont go, when i happen to be in the same house as them [family get-togethers] they tell me to hold him/her and i tell them to go die

after a while they just stopped talking to me all-together

good for me, i hate babies

Daddy!

[pete's montreux]

im not big into phones, most of the time when im drunk, im with the people that i want to talk with, so i usually leave my phone in my car/jacket

anyways i drunk texted for the first time in a long time the other day and completely ruined a friendship/possible relationship

[rufuspaul]

lol, no... but respecting her memory for now... somewhere down the line it might not be an issue, but this happened way too recently

Sorry to hear man.

[kshutts1]

thanks guys, I appreciate it, but let's not turn this fantastic thread into a sob story :-P

I have only ruined possible hookups with drunk texting... that's of no concern to me, as I value relationships more... but it's still embarrassing, especially when you have mutual friends that hear about it..

Another embarrassing moment was to find out that your gf was showing her sister and friends all the "intimate" pictures that she had of you, haha, then facing them afterward

[NBACha]

Has this ever happened to any of you?

You're sitting behind a mommy and her baby and the baby turns around in your face looking for attention and screaming to get to you and in the back of your head you're thinking I wish this baby would turn around and leave me the f*ck alone but to not seem like an ass hole you have to entertain the baby long enough in hope that the stupid mom would turn around soon and tell the baby to sit down or something. In the meantime you're making an ass out of yourself making baby sounds such as coochie coochie coo.

I do the opposite....

Mom holding kid. Kid is staring at me. I give evil, mean looks to the kid until it freaks out. Then when mommy turns around I smile or just pretend to look the other way. Try it, it's fun!

[kshutts1]

from Mike Birbiglia

" A few years ago, I was moving a new bed into my apartment, and this woman who lived in the building opened the front door for me with her key. She said, 'I'm not worried because a ****** wouldn't have a bed like that.' That's how she started the conversation. Now, what I should have said was nothing. What I did say was 'You'd be surprised.'"

[shlver]

I do the opposite....

Mom holding kid. Kid is staring at me. I give evil, mean looks to the kid until it freaks out. Then when mommy turns around I smile or just pretend to look the other way. Try it, it's fun!
lol.

[triangleoffense]

oh yea this just came to mind. thought i'd contribute. i see some girl i've slept with multiple times at this party 2 weeks ago. She acts all happy to see me, pretty much feels me up while she's hugging me and invites me to a party the next day. The next day she texts me in the afternoon and reminds me again to come to the party.. acts like she really wants to see me. I see her at the party and start hitting on her again.. at this point I'm almost certain we're going to do something that night since we were pretty much f*ck buddies when I was living in the dorms. 10 minutes later her b/f walks in...

[CasterL]

oh yea this just came to mind. thought i'd contribute. i see some girl i've slept with multiple times at this party 2 weeks ago. She acts all happy to see me, pretty much feels me up while she's hugging me and invites me to a party the next day. The next day she texts me in the afternoon and reminds me again to come to the party.. acts like she really wants to see me. I see her at the party and start hitting on her again.. at this point I'm almost certain we're going to do something that night since we were pretty much f*ck buddies when I was living in the dorms. 10 minutes later her b/f walks in...

ouch what a whore

[shlver]

When I was about 14 or 15, watching a sex scene in a movie with my parents was a bit awkward.