ISH culture / classic thread thread

[loot]

1. Which great phrases/words were coined here, or did get thrown in the heavy rotation on Ish? I'm thinking 'Street Hunger', 'Handome' etc. Quotes welcomed.

2. What are the greatest/most memorable/funniest/classic threads? Anything from the Quad Season to Walker Shimmy. Links are welcome.

[pj24lal]

1. Which great phrases/words were coined here, or did get thrown in the heavy rotation on Ish? I'm thinking 'Street Hunger', 'Handome' etc. Quotes welcomed.

2. What are the greatest/most memorable/funniest/classic threads? Anything from the Quad Season to Walker Shimmy. Links are welcome.

The 'In The Spare Of A Moment' thread was hilarious. And the one with the guy who said "Sorry I would have replied but you're blocked" or something to that effect.. someone will know what I'm talking about. Classics.

[brwnman]

both street hunger and handome were actually pretty lame - but "in the spare of the moment" was funny and so was shimmy...

[rezznor]

GOAT = "Because there are no 4's"

[The Ownage]

The 'In The Spare Of A Moment' thread was hilarious. And the one with the guy who said "Sorry I would have replied but you're blocked" or something to that effect.. someone will know what I'm talking about. Classics.
Haven't seen the "In The Spare Of A Moment" but the blocked one was hilarious. It was like a chatroom, with some guy asking the other guy if he got his PM. He straight comes out with "You can't send me messages because I have blocked you." That was awesome :applause: .

[AIR SETH]

"Did you get my PM" was also a classic.

[Qwyjibo]

One of my all-time faves was Knoe's (I'm pretty sure it was him) "Peja hits a 3 from the team bus" post. It was probably the biggest failed attempt at posting something funny I've read on ISH. Real Men Wear Green's post about "helping Raptor fans" eariler this year a close 2nd.

[vert48]

Sorry, the Quad Double Season in the YMCA thread is by far the greatest thread in ISH history. Nothing will ever come close.

[Darius]

ISH just isn't as classic as it used to be.

Back in the day Dunn Mattingly was throwing down fire it seemed every week.

Gobb was also still in his prime back then.

[ElPigto]

The thread where a guy put gas in his oil tank.

P-hats thread was awesome.

[LilJonIsSoCrunk]

who remembers the AI is like Wilt thread?

[i seen hippos]

All we need is for fools to try and make funny threads all day now.

[loot]

All we need is for fools to try and make funny threads all day now.

god forbid they try. the best ones just happen.

[pj24lal]

Let's not forget the brief reign of the Rick Roll!

[i seen hippos]

god forbid they try. the best ones just happen.

Word. Just like me.

http://www.silentscream.org/images/blessed.gif

[loot]

Word. Just like me.

http://www.silentscream.org/images/blessed.gif

:roll:

[ErhnamDjinn]

bandswitch, Ignore lists:oldlol:

[pj24lal]

A recent Legend: Gramps. His retirement thread was funny!!

[Sharas]

howarddirk and his vacuum cleaner:roll:

he was like "c'mon, i know you all tried that":roll:

[Phenomenon]

Ah I wish links were posted, I wouldn't mind checking some of these threads out.

[dejordan]

Word. Just like me.

http://www.silentscream.org/images/blessed.gif
i always knew hippos was sacrilicious!

[pj24lal]

The promotional posters thread recently was also very funny!

[IlliniFan]

Handome.

[MTing]

howarddirk and his vacuum cleaner:roll:

he was like "c'mon, i know you all tried that":roll:
That one was my favorite:oldlol:

[i seen hippos]

i always knew hippos was sacrilicious!

Did you just call me delicious....you'd know, eh?:)

[B-Low]

one of my favorites ever was from my lurking days on the old ISH...but the one where Shogon scanned some old thread and saved it then brought it up to embarass another poster, and everyone ended up making fun of him for saving the thread instead. I think that might've been when his pic first surfaced too

[schyza]

"Did you get my PM" was also a classic.

For the ones who never saw this infamous thread it was quite funny and since a few have mentioned it here is the link. The handom, P-hat and shimmy threads were funny as hell to


http://www.insidehoops.com/forum/showthread.php?t=9804

[StroShow4]

P-hats thread was awesome.

:applause:

i was going to say that too

[Kebab Stall]

One of my favourite quotes is when Lebron23 said something along the lines of; "I hope your parachute works, because you'll be sky diving right into my ignore list.", or something similar to that and what made it funnier was that Lebron23 couldn't spell half of those words.

The vacuum cleaner thread was absolutly hilarious, I also find threads where kwajo, sakf and hippos are involved turn out to be hilarious.

Reppy is also a pretty amsuing character, I like the cut of his jib.

[RidonKs]

Reppy is also a pretty amsuing character, I like the cut of his jib.
:oldlol:

[John Starks]

For this thread to be productive - everyone who has a thread that they recall as being particularly good, they should paste a link so we can all enjoy the "classics"

BTW - the "I had you blocked" thread is not remotely funny.

[StroShow4]

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e371/StroShow4/realroomxw9.jpg

i had this picture from the p-hats thread


:oldlol: :oldlol: :oldlol:

[B-Low]

^^^^


:roll:

holy crap...anyone got the link to that one i havent read it in a while

[Mewwem22]

GoRapz admitted that he jacked off in his boxers and hid them at the bottom of his laundry basket so that his mom wouldn't find out. lol. That was pretty funny.

[kwajo]

i always knew hippos was sacrilicious!

http://i151.photobucket.com/albums/s146/darkharbour/Picture-1-2.jpg

[Kebab Stall]

GoRapz admitted that he jacked off in his boxers and hid them at the bottom of his laundry basket so that his mom wouldn't find out. lol. That was pretty funny.
:roll:

[i seen hippos]

http://i151.photobucket.com/albums/s146/darkharbour/Picture-1-2.jpg

Only about 4 people will get any of this.

I think that is mighty bold of you.....but I don't like the Homer Simpson hippo. It implies that we are stupid....and like donuts.

We don't like donuts.

[Day La Ghetto]

The one were Lakerraider just goes off on everyone.

[B-Low]

GoRapz admitted that he jacked off in his boxers and hid them at the bottom of his laundry basket so that his mom wouldn't find out. lol. That was pretty funny.

oh MAN...that reminded me, the one where GoRapz was gettin punked out by a crane in his own backyard. I remember i literally cried reading that one.

A little while later i remember Rapz was tryin to argue with GOBB and GOBB put up a picture of a crane to scare him away :oldlol:

[pj24lal]

oh MAN...that reminded me, the one where GoRapz was gettin punked out by a crane in his own backyard. I remember i literally cried reading that one.

A little while later i remember Rapz was tryin to argue with GOBB and GOBB put up a picture of a crane to scare him away :oldlol:

LOL is there a link to this or the P-Hat thread?

[Kebab Stall]

oh MAN...that reminded me, the one where GoRapz was gettin punked out by a crane in his own backyard. I remember i literally cried reading that one.

A little while later i remember Rapz was tryin to argue with GOBB and GOBB put up a picture of a crane to scare him away :oldlol:
Haha, I remember that thread. Then gorapz chased the crane with a baseball bat around his garden.

[DLeagueWannabe]

The Secret Police Thread = GOAT

:roll:

[kwajo]

LOL is there a link to this or the P-Hat thread?
I don't have a link, but it was all because of this:

http://i151.photobucket.com/albums/s146/darkharbour/p-hats.jpg

[ErhnamDjinn]

The Secret Police Thread = GOAT

:roll:
not possible as long as there is the Quad Seoson and the Shimmy thread which went all the way the Espn.com if im not mistaken.

[i seen hippos]

Handome has had a bigger impact on the youth than any other word in the English language over the last 150 years.

[Heretik32]

Nice to know we share words the rest of the world doesn't know zip about.

P-Hat, for example.

[loot]

what's Kyle Korver doing on that screen?

[johndeeregreen]

I missed the whole "handome" thing. What was that all about?

[GOBB]

:roll: Did someone put hawkers photo in the TV? Check behind the couch DOOD!

[i seen hippos]

I missed the whole "handome" thing. What was that all about?

Some fool video taped his g/f giving him a handome and posted it on here. He was subsequently banned.

[GOBB]

swooosh from the team bus...fockin poosie! :roll: And til this day Knoe swears it was funny.

[Mewwem22]

I missed the whole "handome" thing. What was that all about?

Pleezebelieve made a thread saying how great and perfect he was. He misspelled handsome as handome though. So everyone started making fun of his spelling mistake in the thread. The original thread got deleted, but the topic reappeared in a "post your pic" thread. It just spiraled out of control from there.

[DeuceWallaces]

I didn't notice the readout on the stereo. That's nice.

[GOBB]

http://p099.ezboard.com/finsidehoopsfrm5.showMessage?topicID=2811.topic

http://p099.ezboard.com/finsidehoopsfrm5.showMessage?topicID=3458.topic

http://p099.ezboard.com/finsidehoopsfrm5.showMessage?topicID=3319.topic




Shogon brings a whole new meaning to "I'm shytfaced!"

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v75/PresidentJesus/me2.jpg

[i seen hippos]

http://p099.ezboard.com/finsidehoopsfrm5.showMessage?topicID=2811.topic

http://p099.ezboard.com/finsidehoopsfrm5.showMessage?topicID=3458.topic

http://p099.ezboard.com/finsidehoopsfrm5.showMessage?topicID=3319.topic




Shogon brings a whole new meaning to "I'm shytfaced!"

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v75/PresidentJesus/me2.jpg

The second post in the first link is classic.:oldlol:

[i seen hippos]

I just read one of my posts on page 4.....was the street hunger thread really almost 3 years ago? Holy ****.

[GOBB]

The second post in the first link is classic.:oldlol:


How bout this one...

-"Oh balloney, this kid is a fraud. Delusional Scholarship Haver who tells small stories to draw attention. He's like a fly on a pile of wet dog poo telling other flies on another pile of dog poo...'hey look, my poo rules! Bzzz over here playas!'. Get real."


:roll:

[i seen hippos]

How bout this one...

-"Oh balloney, this kid is a fraud. Delusional Scholarship Haver who tells small stories to draw attention. He's like a fly on a pile of wet dog poo telling other flies on another pile of dog poo...'hey look, my poo rules! Bzzz over here playas!'. Get real."


:roll:

Hahahaha....who was that?

[i seen hippos]

I wonder if Evo is still going out with that hoe...

Shogon calling someone else a loser is great as well.

[Kobe24]

The white Villanueva...***** is your facial hair? Face looks like a newborns ass. :lol

Where are your lips? GOD was playing mr potato head and forgot your lips! Thats *****ed up!

:lol: I'm dying.

[GOBB]

Hahahaha....who was that?

Me of course...you dont think I'd copy/paste someone elses post do you? :lol:


:pimp:

[i seen hippos]

Me of course...you dont think I'd copy/paste someone elses post do you? :lol:


:pimp:

I thought for a second it was you, but it just seemed to odd for you to type. That was out of left field.:oldlol:

Those days were classic.

I think the reason things don't seem as funny these days is because back then the vets were getting ripped, now it's just nobody's going after each other and it's not fun. No one has earned the right to be another Shogon, Evo or Crazy NBA Fan.

[knickscity]

nyk all the way.......that's all I can say

[GOBB]

I cant even find the P Hat thread...was that created on this board or the old board?

[i seen hippos]

nyk all the way.......that's all I can say

Some kid just hacked the system and gave himself 3000 posts.

Apparently John Stuart Mill is no better at this job than OSA was.:rolleyes:

[StroShow4]

I cant even find the P Hat thread...was that created on this board or the old board?

this one

[knickscity]

Some kid just hacked the system and gave himself 3000 posts.

Apparently John Stuart Mill is no better at this job than OSA was.:rolleyes:

I just read alot. I never posted much.

[GOBB]

I found it.

http://www.insidehoops.com/forum/showthread.php?t=21286


:roll:

[i seen hippos]

I just read alot. I never posted much.

And yet you have over 3000 posts?

Is there a smack forum where you can constantly type without anyone knowing like the good old days that I don't know about?

[knickscity]

And yet you have over 3000 posts?

Is there a smack forum where you can constantly type without anyone knowing like the good old days that I don't know about?
Old board man.

[i seen hippos]

Old board man.

I implied as much.

I just don't where you came from. Straight out of thin air.

[kwajo]

I found it.

http://www.insidehoops.com/forum/showthread.php?t=21286


:roll:
I gotta say, I think the first few pages of that thread are perhaps the funniest on ISH in years. Especially Adam's photoshop of the receipt.

[loot]

Old board man.

Ah you also used the ISH - post converter?

[knickscity]

Ah you also used the ISH - post converter?

Went to this forum under my new name for the new board.

[i seen hippos]

The one part that cracks me up is when Hawker casually comes in and says

"deece hats"

I have a friend who would say something sketchy like that.

[i seen hippos]

Went to this forum under my new name for the new board.

Don't worry loot. This guy is obviously unstable.

[brwnman]

I don't get what the deal with the hats are :S... it's sick - I wouldn't have as many Pittsburgh hats, but still - no big deal...

[GOBB]

I don't get what the deal with the hats are :S... it's sick - I wouldn't have as many Pittsburgh hats, but still - no big deal...

Yeah no big deal your living room/entertainment looks like a hat store :rolleyes:

[i seen hippos]

Yeah no big deal your living room/entertainment looks like a hat store :rolleyes:

No big deal your house looks like a bunch of 14 year old Asians squatted in your living room for a week.

I'm thinking Gorapz.

[gts]

I found it.

http://www.insidehoops.com/forum/showthread.php?t=21286


:roll:


The funny thing is I guarantdamntee you homeboy put up those cute little lights on the telly himself just so he could have a reason to post a picture of his hat collection. He probably just built the hatrack himself last week in shop class (meathead jocK) and wanted to show it off.

He was all "Man, these guys are gonna be like AWESOME HATZ!!! I'm gonna be the main man!"

Probably went to bed last night with sweet dreams of him posting pictures of himself for us all modeling them for us. Using the hallway from the living room to his own private bathroom as a catwalk. You go girl!

What a turd. :oldlol:

i had forgotten about this..lmao

[GOBB]

I want to find the topic where GoRapz and his family buys 5 Xbox's. :lol:

[B-Low]

I want to find the topic where GoRapz and his family buys 5 Xbox's. :lol:

while you're lookin see if you can find the crane one. I was lookin but i can't remember what it's called :cry:

[GOBB]

while you're lookin see if you can find the crane one. I was lookin but i can't remember what it's called :cry:

Yeah searching for that too. Trying to think if it was created here or the old board.


In the meantime, GOBB aka Jay Z putting another poster on that summerjam screen...

http://www.insidehoops.com/forum/showthread.php?t=34631

:roll:

[kwajo]

No big deal your house looks like a bunch of 14 year old Asians squatted in your living room for a week.

I'm thinking Gorapz.
That must have been how he got on ISH - one of those little asian boys brought a broke-ass old 386 with him on the donkey-cart from home:

http://i151.photobucket.com/albums/s146/darkharbour/_39072339_looting_203bodyap.jpg

[brwnman]

Yeah no big deal your living room/entertainment looks like a hat store :rolleyes:

well if he is in the teens I really don't see a problem with it really... honestly, anything between 16-23, it doesn't surprise me and it's not that big of a deal...

[i seen hippos]

That must have been how he got on ISH - one of those little asian boys brought a broke-ass old 386 with him on the donkey-cart from home:

http://i151.photobucket.com/albums/s146/darkharbour/_39072339_looting_203bodyap.jpg

:oldlol:

Gorapz is an icon on here. From his early days getting clowned in the smack forum by me to his foray into the nba forum where guys like Gobb retired him.

He was ruthless too. I remember he convinced 5-6 posters to start a gang in the smack forum because I claimed to be the King of Smack. Once he realized I could still dominate him, he turned on his fellow e-gangsters and pretended he was never associated with them to begin with. He'd be a good politician. I wouldn't be suprised if those other posters were actually him.:oldlol:

The smack forum itself was great. I remember spamming the first couple pages and Timmeh (sikness) almost died out of anger. I seriously thought he'd commit suicide.

Anyone remember the pic of JPR?

[Qwyjibo]

Ahh the Evie quad seoson, was googling around for a certain pic and it's still there:

http://img468.imageshack.us/img468/8697/asd9ps.jpg


All hail ISH!

[XxNeXuSxX]

http://img468.imageshack.us/img468/8697/asd9ps.jpg

:roll: I remember people tried to calculate that he had to shoot like every 29 seconds shooting 100% to fit his PPG claim.

[kwajo]

Anyone remember the pic of JPR?

I know I had it somewhere, but I can't find it right now. I did find this pic of geeWiz though

http://i151.photobucket.com/albums/s146/darkharbour/geewiz.jpg

It's appearance was kind of sad though, as geeWiz posted himself to be photoshopped by us, because he was desperate to be a part of a classic ISH thread, but it didn't develop into anything very good. The only good ones were these:

http://i151.photobucket.com/albums/s146/darkharbour/chimneysweeps_disney.jpg
&
http://i151.photobucket.com/albums/s146/darkharbour/ballroomwiz.jpg

[LBJ 4 MVP]

http://img468.imageshack.us/img468/8697/asd9ps.jpg

:roll: "Drives a limbo" :roll:

[i seen hippos]

I know I had it somewhere, but I can't find it right now. I did find this pic of geeWiz though

http://i151.photobucket.com/albums/s146/darkharbour/geewiz.jpg

It's appearance was kind of sad though, as geeWiz posted himself to be photoshopped by us, because he was desperate to be a part of a classic ISH thread, but it didn't develop into anything very good.

Geewiz is pathetic. I bet he commits suicide before the age of 23. He fits the bill perfectly. Thinks he's smarter than everyone, assumes no one has experienced what he has in life, has no friends, ugly, etc.

I hope he doesn't kill others first though. Or if he does feel the need to drag others down with him, wear a bond suit for jokes. Maybe even toast the security cameras with a martini.

[pj24lal]

Says the guy who is sharing a small apartment with roomates.
Says the guy who has a girlfriend decorating a TV (she retarded?).

Oh my.. what a thread!

[GOBB]

Altho i try to take credit for funny shyt said, there has been funny shyt said about or to me on this board I wish i saved. I know one thread i created a I'm leaving after getting 25 or 30,000 posts, cant remember and someone posted "So that means you're logging off ISH?" or to that extent...it was just the perfect reply to my topic. I cracked up for a minute. :lol:


ISH history has some funny stuff with it. Gotta love it. :pimp:

[GOBB]

:roll: I remember people tried to calculate that he had to shoot like every 29 seconds shooting 100% to fit his PPG claim.

:roll: :roll: :roll:

[Y2Gezee]

I thought Gobb getting poetic death threats through PM was classic. :oldlol:

And Tips was always great (mainly Lazanya)

[DeuceWallaces]

JPR with his black gloves in his fake Lexus on his way to work at Circuit City is funny. Someone got that?

[L.Kizzle]

Anyone remember the thread someone posted about Michael Jordan. They were asking if he was dancing in the club with this white women. After, folks just started to photoshop the pic to death. The Antoine shimmy was found in the photos along with some other funny stuff.

[B-Low]

here you go Kizzle

http://www.insidehoops.com/forum/showthread.php?t=38605

[L.Kizzle]

here you go Kizzle

http://www.insidehoops.com/forum/showthread.php?t=38605
Cool points for the B-Lowster

[Manute for Ever!]

Lebron23's pink-panty meltdown about a month ago that got him banned (I think he said he was leaving ISH and got flamed) was hilarious, dude just lost it. Problem is, all of his posts would be deleted from the thread.

[kumquat]

GoRapz has a few classics, has his enjoyment of *********ing with his pants on popped up?

[kumquat]

The white Villanueva...***** is your facial hair? Face looks like a newborns ass. :oldlol:

Where are your lips? GOD was playing mr potato head and forgot your lips! Thats *****ed up!

This is why it ain't good to post a pic of yourself on ISH, sooner or later you're going to be saved on gobbs harddrive from here to eternity.

[Se]

The 'In The Spare Of A Moment' thread was hilarious. And the one with the guy who said "Sorry I would have replied but you're blocked" or something to that effect.. someone will know what I'm talking about. Classics.

http://i5.tinypic.com/264hpp0.jpg

http://www.insidehoops.com/forum/showthread.php?t=9804

Hope these help :D

[Se]

Geewiz is pathetic. I bet he commits suicide before the age of 23. He fits the bill perfectly. Thinks he's smarter than everyone, assumes no one has experienced what he has in life, has no friends, ugly, etc.


You're getting funnier everytime I read your posts. :roll: :roll:

[sick_brah07]

for the time ive been here the funniets thread ive seen is the one where someone made a complaint about asian drivers andd randy and someone else started picking on this really defensive asian

[jaydacris]

hurricane katrina/looting... shogon telling his get rich scheme on how he'd loot everything and make money.. aha that was great

who was the dude that followed kobe into the washroom, waited as kobe took a leak, then took a picture with him in the washroom

[Se]

GoRapz = "I just stash it in my boxers" thread

GoRapz = "Crane"

Like GOBB mentioned:

GoRapz = "XBox" thread

And basically whenever a girl starts posting at ISH and the virgins go crazy

[Heretik32]

[QUOTE=Se

[Se]

Ahh the Evie quad seoson, was googling around for a certain pic and it's still there:

http://img468.imageshack.us/img468/8697/asd9ps.jpg


The efficiency is the best part.

Who actually made it?

[Se]

Does this include "hey xyz, who's the girl in your avatar"? That's not really funny, that's so pathetic it makes me cry. A little. On the inside.

Yes those ones too. Isn't it always rezznor who gets comments about the girl?

[Heretik32]

[QUOTE=Se

[RomoSexual]

Yeah searching for that too. Trying to think if it was created here or the old board.


In the meantime, GOBB aka Jay Z putting another poster on that summerjam screen...

http://www.insidehoops.com/forum/showthread.php?t=34631

:roll:


f you

[Manute for Ever!]

[QUOTE=Se

[kidachi]

that "did you get my pm?" thread was so funny that it didn't seem real and looked like it was scripted. haha.

[bigballer]

It was made by Sydney King- about the only funny post he ever made

[loot]

Lebron23's pink-panty meltdown about a month ago that got him banned (I think he said he was leaving ISH and got flamed) was hilarious, dude just lost it. Problem is, all of his posts would be deleted from the thread.

no i kinda flamed him, he got banned then made his goodbye thread or something. strange sequence.

[Manute for Ever!]

no i kinda flamed him, he got banned then made his goodbye thread or something. strange sequence.

It was bizzare, I just remember him calling everbody out in obscenity filled rants. It got pretty ugly but funny at the same time.

[kidachi]

how did GOBB find Howard5dirk41's pic? was that really him?

[Lebron23]

f you


:lol: :roll: :lol:

[loot]

yeah maybe you're right. it was a kind of harmless tease lol... sometimes its too tempting. you just know he's going to bite

[Manute for Ever!]

yeah maybe you're right. it was a kind of harmless tease lol... sometimes its too tempting. you just know he's going to bite

I've been meaning to ask... In your avatar, is that X-man in a Atlanta uni? If so, when did that happen (or is photoshop)?

[playtetris]

the in which j fresh was exposed for purchasing and wearing female jeans was classic, as well. :lol:

[Se]

I've been meaning to ask... In your avatar, is that X-man in a Atlanta uni? If so, when did that happen (or is photoshop)?

Fanny Manning

[kwajo]

If we're talking classics, let's not forget Silence Dogood and One Post Willy - the two best gimmick accounts ever!

A Couple Refresher Threads on Silence Dogood...:
http://www.insidehoops.com/forum/showthread.php?t=6611
http://www.insidehoops.com/forum/showthread.php?t=6614

...Before The Thread that revealed the secret behind the mask:
http://www.insidehoops.com/forum/showthread.php?t=7253

And of course, One Post Willy:
http://p099.ezboard.com/finsidehoopsfrm1.showMessageRange?topicID=75118.to pic&start=1&stop=20

[Manute for Ever!]

[QUOTE=Se

[Se]

Was that a typo or a pun?

Knowing you're an Aussie, I figure we share the same lingo.

It was a piss poor pun.

[loot]

Manning > X

[Manute for Ever!]

[QUOTE=Se

[Se]

Manning > X

Whoops, Kevin Willis. I forgot it swaitches between players.
I just always assume Danny" Fanny Ramming" Manning to be the guy in the avatar.

[Manute for Ever!]

[QUOTE=Se

[Se]

We extended on that and called him "Toblerone Slot"

hahahaha :roll: :lol: :roll:

Sounds like a warped member

[adamcz]

Please don't forget my glimpse into the future Kobe picture from the old board. I spent 30 minutes crafting it, and will be upset if it is forgotten.

[SCREWstonRockets]

Man, the P-Hats thread was good enough to re-read the whole thing again even after it was first originally posted. Pure comedy. The best part is when dude brags about how white dude can't match his hat style and then rewinds himself and says those weren't his hats.

[Manute for Ever!]

[QUOTE=Se

[ClutchCityReturns]

kwajo you have PM.

[Heretik32]

kwajo you have PM.
Here we go again:cheers:

[Manute for Ever!]

Here we go again:cheers:

So what tips do you have to become a billionaire, any books I can read?

[Se]

So what tips do you have to become a billionaire, any books I can read?

Can you tell me about Kobe's work ethic? I'm all wanked out after searching all over the internet for pictures of Kobe's bean

[Manute for Ever!]

[QUOTE=Se

[Heretik32]

So what tips do you have to become a billionaire, any books I can read?
"Becoming A Billionaire", by Anderson Varejao

[saKf]

If we're talking classics, let's not forget Silence Dogood and One Post Willy - the two best gimmick accounts ever!

A Couple Refresher Threads on Silence Dogood...:
http://www.insidehoops.com/forum/showthread.php?t=6611
http://www.insidehoops.com/forum/showthread.php?t=6614

...Before The Thread that revealed the secret behind the mask:
http://www.insidehoops.com/forum/showthread.php?t=7253

And of course, One Post Willy:
http://p099.ezboard.com/finsidehoopsfrm1.showMessageRange?topicID=75118.to pic&start=1&stop=20
Silence Dogood >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> One Post Willy.

[geeWiz15]

agreed saKf I thought 1PW was dumb.

Dogood however is probably the coolest thing ever to happen on this board and I think more than 1 aspect of how great it was flew over most posters heads and that's a shame.


If we're talking classics, let's not forget Silence Dogood and One Post Willy - the two best gimmick accounts ever!

A Couple Refresher Threads on Silence Dogood...:
http://www.insidehoops.com/forum/showthread.php?t=6611
http://www.insidehoops.com/forum/showthread.php?t=6614

...Before The Thread that revealed the secret behind the mask:
http://www.insidehoops.com/forum/showthread.php?t=7253
I still can't believe, looking back now, that I didn't immediately know you were Silence Dogood. now that I have a better feel for you as an individual it just couldn't have been anyone else. I actually guessed Ced? :confusedshrug:

one question though did you copy that stuff from Ben Franklin's autobiography or did you write it yourself? or did it come from somewhere else? I remember a poster commenting that your style was nothing like Franklin's (I don't know; I never read him. I was supposed to, but this was back when I didn't do work).

[adamcz]

agreed saKf I thought 1PW was dumb.Please, he was elected to the ISH Hall of Fame. I can't even remember if you were elected.

[geeWiz15]

Please, he was elected to the ISH Hall of Fame. I can't even remember if you were elected.
thing about the ISH HOF is that there are like 18 ISH HOFs. I know I made some but I honestly stopped even checking the threads after like the 13th one.

[i seen hippos]

I was voted ISH MVP.

'nuff said.

[HALLandOATES]

ish is dull . . classics are over. none have arouse this year. stick a fork in it.

[Hawker]

Can someone please photoship this pic of me? (No blacks allowed in club thread) (http://www.insidehoops.com/forum/showthread.php?t=38439)

I remember this one being pretty funny.

http://i18.tinypic.com/2rcss5y.jpg

I did laugh at this picture.

[Jimmy2k8]

^^^


http://i13.tinypic.com/2im3k89.jpg

[Dizzle-2k7]

"Street Hunger"... by yours truly.

:pimp:

[kwajo]

^^^


http://i13.tinypic.com/2im3k89.jpg
You stole my work! I am Agog!



meh who cares

[statman32]

The more I think about it, Kwajo might know less about basketball than Lebron23.

[XxNeXuSxX]

huh?

[i seen hippos]

The more I think about it, Kwajo might know less about basketball than Lebron23.

I'm suprised your brain hasn't exploded yet.

[statman32]

I'm suprised your brain hasn't exploded yet.
Really. Can you show me a thread where Kwajo has talked about basketball and not been joking?

[Jailblazers7]

The more I think about it, Kwajo might know less about basketball than Lebron23.

Blasphemy!! :eek:

[kwajo]

Really. Can you show me a thread where Kwajo has talked about basketball and not been joking?
Matt Geiger >>>> Oliver Miller

[Jailblazers7]

Matt Geiger >>>> Oliver Miller

Pure genius.

[statman32]

Matt Geiger >>>> Oliver Miller
Prime Oliver Miller >>>>> Prime Matt Geiger

[i seen hippos]

Really. Can you show me a thread where Kwajo has talked about basketball and not been joking?

I can actually find you tons.

....but let's not turn this into something serious. Let's instead focus on your ability to think so hard about this issue and not have your head explode/cave in.

I think this will be a good starting point. Who knows where we go from there.....Ced's tendency to propose trades that a down syndrome fetus wouldn't be dumb enough to propse.

[XxNeXuSxX]

Really. Can you show me a thread where Kwajo has talked about basketball and not been joking?
Start here

http://www.insidehoops.com/forum/showthread.php?t=41603

[Shogon Vendetta]

statman32 is a moron. next.

[statman32]

statman32 is a moron. next.
Explain.

[statman32]

Start here

http://www.insidehoops.com/forum/showthread.php?t=41603
Interesting. Still not enough information for me to come to the conclusion that he knows a lot about basketball.

[geeWiz15]

Really. Can you show me a thread where Kwajo has talked about basketball and not been joking?
hahahahahha :oldlol:

also now that I think about Kwajo don't you break rule #4, the perpetual witticism? I mean clearly the most obvious alternative is to become me and be aggressive, not humble, not reticent, take everything too seriously and have everyone hate you. so I can see why you're whimsical like you are. but at the same time statman's comment, although primarily hilarious (in a good way) yet incorrect, does have a grain of insight in it.

[Kebab Stall]

I can actually find you tons.

....but let's not turn this into something serious. Let's instead focus on your ability to think so hard about this issue and not have your head explode/cave in.

I think this will be a good starting point. Who knows where we go from there.....Ced's tendency to propose trades that a down syndrome fetus wouldn't be dumb enough to propse.
:lol: Hilarious.

[Day La Ghetto]

statman32 is a moron. next.

And you're a virgin, kettle calling virgin back. Kwajo generally doesn't know much about basketball or hasn't shown it. If he talks about it its usely some goofy middle school humor towards his grizzles. Calling it as I see it, photoshop is the only thing that makes him credible here i guess(which i don't know how that relates to anything but to the boneheads here it does:confusedshrug: )

[loot]

Let's not turn this thread into another 'rate your fellow ishers' topic.

http://www.festivalgemi.nl/uploads/Jury%20Dancing%20klein.JPG

[kwajo]

also now that I think about Kwajo don't you break rule #4, the perpetual witticism?
I beg to differ. I don't think I aim at wit very often, and if a comment of mine does "hits the mark," it is purely due to natural selection, not by intelligent design.

[applejoe]

ok, i'll keep personal attacks out of this. I was just adding an observation

[Shogon Vendetta]

And you're a virgin, kettle calling virgin back. Kwajo generally doesn't know much about basketball or hasn't shown it. If he talks about it its usely some goofy middle school humor towards his grizzles. Calling it as I see it, photoshop is the only thing that makes him credible here i guess(which i don't know how that relates to anything but to the boneheads here it does:confusedshrug: )

Congrats on making absolutely no sense to anyone except yourself, moron.

[loot]

Guys, piss off with the personal attacks. Really.. piss off.

[kwajo]

And you're a virgin, kettle calling virgin back. Kwajo generally doesn't know much about basketball or hasn't shown it. If he talks about it its usely some goofy middle school humor towards his grizzles. Calling it as I see it, photoshop is the only thing that makes him credible here i guess(which i don't know how that relates to anything but to the boneheads here it does:confusedshrug: )
If you don't think I know much about basketball, that's fine. But don't think for a moment that I feel the need to prove myself. If someone were to ask me a question about the NBA, I would answer as honestly and sincerely as I can based on the knowledge I have. Maybe that knowledge level is high, maybe it is low, but I have never made any pretenses of myself being a hoops-savant, I just speak my mind and contribute where I can. I will not engage in creating a scored, "Basketball Quotient," but I'm sure others here can [and will] rate my knowledge with more desire and gusto than I could ever desire to.

[saKf]

This thread is really interesting.

[applejoe]

Guys, piss off with the personal attacks. Really.. piss off.

You're pretty much seeing the ISH culture in action

[loot]

You're pretty much seeing the ISH culture in action

Yeah but let's just try to only limit it to the classic rants. ;)

[XxNeXuSxX]

I've been reading this forum for a while and I seen hippo is probably the worst joker on the board. The guy tries so hard to be funny and he tries so often that after a while, you just recognize the guy for failed attempts at humor. He tries the Gobb-style story telling disses and none of them are funny. His one liners are neither witty or stupid enough to be funny. His attempt at exaggerations are just stupid, but its not even the kind where people can diss him for being stupid and get a laugh from it. He's the type to pile in when someone is getting owned in a thread, but reading his posts adds nothing to the ownage. I used to think sakf was this type of joker, but most of his jokes are clean humor and that's much harder to pull off.
So... many... attacks...

[applejoe]

So... many... attacks...

Ok, I've edited it to prevent hurt feelings

[Day La Ghetto]

If you don't think I know much about basketball, that's fine. But don't think for a moment that I feel the need to prove myself. If someone were to ask me a question about the NBA, I would answer as honestly and sincerely as I can based on the knowledge I have. Maybe that knowledge level is high, maybe it is low, but I have never made any pretenses of myself being a hoops-savant, I just speak my mind and contribute where I can. I will not engage in creating a scored, "Basketball Quotient," but I'm sure others here can [and will] rate my knowledge with more desire and gusto than I could ever desire to.

I didn't read what you said because I can't take anything you say serious and its probably some stab at yourself with some junior high giggles in the mix just to save face and make you seem above me or whatever.

Hippos is just as bad, but he's a whole different league, different world rather. Its like he set out to make 10000 posts that make either no sense or plain stupid.

You guys aren't classics or even contrbute to them, you're just the doinks that circle the board and make the board go round. Gobb makes a funny joke and you guys are the ones that laugh, thats what your here for, not the other way around.

Keep taunting me, you're my biggest fan.

[loot]

Keep taunting me, you're my biggest fan.


Nice.





Who are you?

[Kobe24]

It's getting hot in hurr.

[gts]

i once hit my dog with a croquet mallet, i didn't mean to, i just reared back and went for the wooden ball with all my gusto, i was in full tiger woods mode, "fore" and splat, the sound of a wooden mallet bouncing off the skull of a sheltie is sickening, but not as sickening as hearing the dog run around the yard howling "arrrr arrrr arrr arrrr" which is doggie for "i'm hit. i'm hit"

now what does this have to do with the threads topic you ask? me too, it has as much to do with the topic as you guys blasting each other for no other reason then to prove you gotta a bigger keyboard then the next guy... at least my story is mildly entertaining and has a happy ending...

the dog lived, i lived, the croquet set disappered for 10 years

[mlh1981]

Randy talking sh!t to superboy0018 :lol:

[Hawker]

Nice.





Who are you?

This sums him up pretty well. (http://www.insidehoops.com/forum/showthread.php?t=58474)

[mlh1981]

March 17 2008..............look out

When I become a Price is Right contestant, look for me on the boob tube whenever that show airs. :rockon:

[GOBB]

I didnt save Ev08 photos he posted them here.


how did GOBB find Howard5dirk41's pic? was that really him?

statman gave it to me.

[Day La Ghetto]

This sums him up pretty well. (http://www.insidehoops.com/forum/showthread.php?t=58474)
"DOOD!"
http://www.classicmoviekids.com/images/o/osment/haleyjoel301.jpg

[GOBB]

"DOOD!"
http://www.classicmoviekids.com/images/o/osment/haleyjoel301.jpg


:roll:

[B-Low]

And you're a virgin, kettle calling virgin back.

Haven't quite mastered that big book of cliches yet have you?

[A Roc 23]

Hawker's and HowardDirk's pictures are classic.

I know it gets said like 10 times a minute but ISH used to be way more fun . . .

Does TMOGE even post here anymore?

[Darius]

:lol those lines in the evo picture thread are hilarious.

Hate to say it but Gobb was way funnier back in the day.

[i seen hippos]

I just got called out....oh ****, deke the scene hippos.

ps. No one can hurt my feelings. I've jacked off so much that there ain't enough blood anywhere but my dick to feel anything.

[IlliniFan]

Hawker's and HowardDirk's pictures are classic.

I know it gets said like 10 times a minute but ISH used to be way more fun . . .

Does TMOGE even post here anymore?
Not as often as he used to. I see a post from him here and there these days. I guess he's bummed out that Donz no longer posts here.

[SCY]

Haven't quite mastered that big book of cliches yet have you?

:lol:


My favorite is still the T-Mac is owning Kobe thread, JPR & Shogon both got ripped to shreds in that thread. A few others I don't think have been mentioned, How the Game got his name, the White Black elvis post, & something like the 8 common misconceptions about MFD, or something like that. It's a shame they never made an archive forum on the old board.

[GOBB]

:lol:


My favorite is still the T-Mac is owning Kobe thread, JPR & Shogon both got ripped to shreds in that thread. A few others I don't think have been mentioned, How the Game got his name, the White Black elvis post, & something like the 8 common misconceptions about MFD, or something like that. It's a shame they never made an archive forum on the old board.

I've told Jeff numerous times...guess if someone like adamcz, sakf would have asked he would have did it. Lots of boards have those sections.



Hate to say it but Gobb was way funnier back in the day.

Dont hate, say it.

:pimp:

[pj24lal]

i once hit my dog with a croquet mallet, i didn't mean to, i just reared back and went for the wooden ball with all my gusto, i was in full tiger woods mode, "fore" and splat, the sound of a wooden mallet bouncing off the skull of a sheltie is sickening, but not as sickening as hearing the dog run around the yard howling "arrrr arrrr arrr arrrr" which is doggie for "i'm hit. i'm hit"

now what does this have to do with the threads topic you ask? me too, it has as much to do with the topic as you guys blasting each other for no other reason then to prove you gotta a bigger keyboard then the next guy... at least my story is mildly entertaining and has a happy ending...

the dog lived, i lived, the croquet set disappered for 10 years

:applause: Eeexactly!

[L.Kizzle]

What is your clothing style? (http://www.insidehoops.com/forum/showthread.php?t=44058)

[hateraid]

Who was it that tried to bust GoBB as knoeitawl?
I swear, that even had me convinced that GoBB and knoe were the same fella for a year. I think GoBB and knoe even played along with it to endulge the mystery.

[dawsey6]

"Me and nash4eva!gosuns are dating" thread was hilarious!

What a waste of BANDSWITCH

The best part to me is when someone responded saying, "You better not mess with Lebron23, I heard he carrys a widthblade knife."

Can anyone find the link to that thread? I tried a while ago and no luck.

[Jimmy2k8]

this needed a bump.

[pj24lal]

this needed a bump.

That's wierd man I almost bumped this like 10 minutes ago when I was looking through it for a quote. This thread was hilarious haha..

[Jimmy2k8]

That's wierd man I almost bumped this like 10 minutes ago when I was looking through it for a quote. This thread was hilarious haha..

It took me an hour to find this thread using the search engine...last night. I added this thread to my favourites just in case if I lose it.

[pj24lal]

It took me an hour to find this thread using the search engine...last night. I added this thread to my favourites just in case if I lose it.

Haha man I went to the mainpage and just searched "ISH classic".. had my quote in 30 seconds..

Loads of new posters are on here a lot now, so some old classic threads need to be resurrected, guys!

[Jimmy2k8]

bump lolz

[loot]

the vc = handsome thread is a classic already

[WilliamPhiladelphiaSmith]

Who was it that tried to bust GoBB as knoeitawl?
I swear, that even had me convinced that GoBB and knoe were the same fella for a year. I think GoBB and knoe even played along with it to endulge the mystery.

elementally morale/saltomorale the pseud-intellectual laker fan who was intent to dish out some type of damage to Knoe, (for he was always incapable of stating a decent comeback to Knoe's anti-Kobe points.

Dam looking back MaxFly, aabanilla, and maybe Hotsizzle are the only decent laker fans lol.

[John Starks]

the check yourself thread is my all-time favorite.

[Jimmy2k8]

bump lmao.

[kidachi]

http://www.insidehoops.com/forum/showthread.php?t=69724

[B-Low]

http://www.insidehoops.com/forum/showthread.php?t=69724

:oldlol:

not sure about a classic but i had never seen that one before. Woulda been a lot funnier without the Celtics boy tryin to force the "classic" tag on it every 5 posts tho. Funny $hit though

[Valliant13]

I lost an hour of my life reading the "Quad Seosoen" thread. Once he explained how dunks and uncontested layups were worth one point I felt I was in the presence of true delusional greatness.

""did you get my pm?"

Just read that thread now: some cringe inducing fatal attraction ****. It was like running into your buddies crazy drunken ex at a party

[MTing]

Im sure someone said this already but my all time funniest thread was the Howard5Dirk41 vacuum thread

[Jimmy2k8]

Im sure someone said this already but my all time funniest thread was the Howard5Dirk41 vacuum thread

I wasn't here for the vacuum thread...can someone explain what it was about.

[kwajo]

I wasn't here for the vacuum thread...can someone explain what it was about.
Vacuum + ***** = Hilarity

that's it basically



Also, here's another compendium of ISH Classics: http://www.insidehoops.com/forum/showthread.php?t=79787

[Jimmy2k8]

Here are some recent classic threads.

http://www.insidehoops.com/forum/showthread.php?t=98921

http://www.insidehoops.com/forum/showthread.php?t=98801

[sandwiches]

Jfresh and his girl pants gets my vote.

[solar.hands]

bumpz, can we add more here?

[MavsPoke]

Sorry, the Quad Double Season in the YMCA thread is by far the greatest thread in ISH history. Nothing will ever come close. This.