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Interminator
11-19-2007, 07:28 PM
I remember seeing pictures years ago....



the woman is one of the top 5 sexiest broads in existence


anybody got the pics:lol:

Samurai Swoosh
11-19-2007, 08:05 PM
JC is one of my favorite players ... I need to see what the wifey looks like. KG has a BAD B. too.

Samurai Swoosh
11-19-2007, 08:11 PM
http://img325.imageshack.us/img325/6940/102nc.jpg

http://img325.imageshack.us/img325/5969/65fq.jpg

http://img325.imageshack.us/img325/4127/124nx.jpg

She used to be a stripper.

"You can't turn a bad girl, good."
~ Jay Z

geeWiz15
11-19-2007, 08:12 PM
that girl is repulsive. very rarely do I see a picture of someone who makes me cringe but I literally cringed.

to each his own.

MaxFly
11-19-2007, 08:13 PM
I remember seeing pictures years ago....



the woman is one of the top 5 sexiest broads in existence


anybody got the pics:lol:

Sigh, to each his own...


Geewiz just beat me to it.

m1sterb
11-19-2007, 08:13 PM
d0h

B-Low
11-19-2007, 08:14 PM
I'm hoping she's only the 5th woman you've ever seen...

BFRESH44
11-19-2007, 08:17 PM
http://img325.imageshack.us/img325/5969/65fq.jpg

http://www.hoodtalk.org/Smileys/default/thumbs_up.gifhttp://www.hoodtalk.org/Smileys/default/thumbs_up.gifhttp://www.hoodtalk.org/Smileys/default/thumbs_up.gif

bigkingsfan
11-19-2007, 08:17 PM
Why did he marry a stripper?

Samurai Swoosh
11-19-2007, 08:19 PM
Why did he marry a stripper?
Cause he was ....

"In LOVER w/ a stripper, she pop it she roll it ..."

mlh1981
11-19-2007, 08:24 PM
I have Jamal Crawford on my myspace :confusedshrug:

I'll have to see is his wife is on his friends list.............

geeWiz15
11-19-2007, 08:37 PM
I'm hoping she's only the 5th woman you've ever seen...
her ass will probably give me nightmares. what a grotesque hindquarters.

Samurai Swoosh
11-19-2007, 08:49 PM
The booty looks great now, but I would hate to see that thing age. Those things only look that great for so long ... not wifey material in terms of body. She's like Amare. A prime physical specimen, but will get wore down quick with enough use. Her body will deteriorate faster than Shawn Kemp pumps out kids.

Y2Gezee
11-19-2007, 08:49 PM
her ass will probably give me nightmares. what a grotesque hindquarters.


That ass is beautiful, as is she.

But if I were a millionaire I wouldn't marry a stripper

Interminator
11-19-2007, 08:50 PM
her ass will probably give me nightmares. what a grotesque hindquarters.
though this is not a race thing but

im 99% sure you're white.

dffsaf9
11-19-2007, 08:53 PM
though this is not a race thing but

im 99% sure you're white.

what an idiot :roll:

BFRESH44
11-19-2007, 09:01 PM
though this is not a race thing but

im 99% sure you're white.

Shiiiit, what lead you to that 1 percentage of doubt?

Son said the girl is "repulsive". :oldlol:

Samurai Swoosh
11-19-2007, 09:03 PM
I'm white, and I'd stab that like dude did Paul Pierce's back.

NY Comeback
11-19-2007, 09:04 PM
I'm white, and I'd stab that like dude did Paul Pierce's back.
:eek:

Not cool!

Samurai Swoosh
11-19-2007, 09:05 PM
:eek:

Not cool!
It was a joke. If you don't get the metaphor ...

:wtf:

GOBB
11-19-2007, 09:07 PM
her ass will probably give me nightmares. what a grotesque hindquarters.

Translation: I'm a puny white kid with a small d!ck. So understand why I'm intimidated by a woman with a fat ass that most guys admire. I rather her ass be an extension of her back instead and her body resemble a 10yr old Korean girl. Yea, awesome!

Samurai Swoosh
11-19-2007, 09:10 PM
Translation: I'm a puny white kid with a small d!ck. So understand why I'm intimidated by a woman with a fat ass that most guys admire. I rather her ass be an extension of her back instead and her body resemble a 10yr old Korean girl. Yea, awesome!
LOL ...

:applause:

He's a rep for ...

http://www.petafoo.com/files/images/baby-duck-talking.jpg

ASSLACK

geeWiz15
11-19-2007, 09:17 PM
Translation: I'm a puny white kid with a small d!ck. So understand why I'm intimidated by a woman with a fat ass that most guys admire. I rather her ass be an extension of her back instead and her body resemble a 10yr old Korean girl. Yea, awesome!
I guess it's really "white" of me to prefer that my d!ck not be inserted into anything that's clearly been on the Barry Bonds steroid treatment for at least 5 years.

she has more muscle in her ass cheeks than some nba players have on their entire bodies. forgive me.

you probably think Serena Williams is hot too, with that Incredible Hulk of hers bringing up the rear. it's wrong I tell you. wrong.

Samurai Swoosh
11-19-2007, 09:23 PM
Who said that's muscle? That looks all jelly, no toast. Wonderfully soft and jiggly. That's where it's @, dude ...

You probably just can't hang and please something like that. Too much woman for you.

Round Robin
11-19-2007, 09:28 PM
She looks pretty good...a tad much in the back but its alright

dawsey6
11-19-2007, 09:28 PM
I used to believe Jamal Crawford just didn't know how to take a good shot, but now I get it. How can you consentrate on shot selection when you know you're going to come home to that body after the game? I wouldn't be able to control myself if I was bound to her for life.

:hammertime: :hammertime:

Interminator
11-19-2007, 09:31 PM
Translation: I'm a puny white kid with a small d!ck. So understand why I'm intimidated by a woman with a fat ass that most guys admire. I rather her ass be an extension of her back instead and her body resemble a 10yr old Korean girl. Yea, awesome!

http://i173.photobucket.com/albums/w52/brokenarms2/owned-kick.gif

Los Angeles
11-19-2007, 09:31 PM
Jesus, that ass is banging...she's pretty.

yeaaaman
11-19-2007, 09:31 PM
I guess it's really "white" of me to prefer that my d!ck not be inserted into anything that's clearly been on the Barry Bonds steroid treatment for at least 5 years.

she has more muscle in her ass cheeks than some nba players have on their entire bodies. forgive me.

you probably think Serena Williams is hot too, with that Incredible Hulk of hers bringing up the rear. it's wrong I tell you. wrong.

lol thats a nice booty you just couldnt deal with all that

yeaaaman
11-19-2007, 09:32 PM
Translation: I'm a puny white kid with a small d!ck. So understand why I'm intimidated by a woman with a fat ass that most guys admire. I rather her ass be an extension of her back instead and her body resemble a 10yr old Korean girl. Yea, awesome!

aaaaaaahhhhahahahaha her ass an extension of her back! lol

Interminator
11-19-2007, 09:34 PM
I used to believe Jamal Crawford just didn't know how to take a good shot, but now I get it. How can you consentrate on shot selection when you know you're going to come home to that body after the game? I wouldn't be able to control myself if I was bound to her for life.

:hammertime: :hammertime:
Yeah.

I hope she doesnt come into the lockeroom after the game.

http://i.a.cnn.net/si/2006/writers/marty_burns/10/18/isiah.reax/p1_thomas.jpg

:roll: :roll:

GOBB
11-19-2007, 09:36 PM
I guess it's really "white" of me to prefer that my d!ck not be inserted into anything that's clearly been on the Barry Bonds steroid treatment for at least 5 years.

Yes woman with fat asses = on steroids. Guess what GeeWiz I got a big d!ck, chalk it up to steroids. I've been putting clear on my d!ck for years...but i always thought it was flaxseed oil. Not that it makes it any better on the principle of me putting things on my d!ck to begin with.



she has more muscle in her ass cheeks than some nba players have on their entire bodies. forgive me.

Its called posturing...if you saw it in person the chances of it lookin like it does in photos wont happen. The way she is arching her back and positiioning herself gives that look off. Lots of females do it, some dont pull it off. You can make a female with no ass and just hips look like she has a FAT ass by the way she angles herself. The photos for the most part are doctured to enhance the look. Wait they didnt teach you this in college? Sorry, maybe thats next semester. :ohwell:

Sidenote: Mariah Carey has no ass but i can post photos where she positions herself to look like she does.


you probably think Serena Williams is hot too, with that Incredible Hulk of hers bringing up the rear. it's wrong I tell you. wrong.

Serena has a fat ass. And some photos of Serena she looks good, others are :eek: She's not a dime....she's not in my top 5. I wouldnt say Serena is hot. So no you're wrong but I would comment on her ass which is fat. Mariah Carey is hot. The female on Dexter i seen hippos posted to me is hot.

Interminator
11-19-2007, 09:38 PM
http://i.a.cnn.net/si/2006/writers/marty_burns/10/18/isiah.reax/p1_thomas.jpg

had to post this again,this man's look is downright creepy

Smokee
11-19-2007, 09:40 PM
:oldlol: :oldlol: :oldlol: :oldlol:

good luck with that :oldlol:

geeWiz15
11-19-2007, 09:41 PM
Yes woman with fat asses = on steroids. Guess what GeeWiz I got a big d!ck, chalk it up to steroids. I've been putting clear on my d!ck for years...but i always thought it was flaxseed oil. Not that it makes it any better on the principle of me putting things on my d!ck to begin with.
any more interesting things about your pen!s to report? we're all enthralled, we really get a kick out of some guy blabbing about his d!ck for paragraphs at a time. your speculating as to the size of other members d!cks is even better. let's make a separate post for all the pen!s enthusiasts on ISH.

Chuck Thou NBA
11-19-2007, 09:43 PM
:roll: He said repulsive!

Interminator
11-19-2007, 09:47 PM
any more interesting things about your pen!s to report? we're all enthralled, we really get a kick out of some guy blabbing about his d!ck for paragraphs at a time. your speculating as to the size of other members d!cks is even better. let's make a separate post for all the pen!s enthusiasts on ISH.
How about you make it:)

GOBB
11-19-2007, 09:50 PM
any more interesting things about your pen!s to report? we're all enthralled, we really get a kick out of some guy blabbing about his d!ck for paragraphs at a time. your speculating as to the size of other members d!cks is even better. let's make a separate post for all the pen!s enthusiasts on ISH.

Sure...ignore the point and focus on my d!ck :rolleyes:


How does a fat ass equate into steroids GeeWiz?

mlh1981
11-19-2007, 09:55 PM
this is great

Rameek
11-19-2007, 10:29 PM
she seems cute in the face but i wouldnt seek her out to blaze it but wouldnt throw her out the bed either.

jbot
11-19-2007, 10:31 PM
that girl is repulsive. very rarely do I see a picture of someone who makes me cringe but I literally cringed.

to each his own.

whatever:rolleyes:

new noise
11-19-2007, 10:42 PM
Seriously, why did he marry a stripper? There's gotta be a model or some random r&b singer out there with just as big an ass, who hasn't rubbed her business all over eight million different d*cks. Call me crazy.

Lady's got legs like a pro wrestler. Not my style, but to each his own. No judgment.

Gabbo
11-19-2007, 11:06 PM
[IMG]http://img325.imageshack.us/img325/5969/65fq.jpg



I was just sick in my mouth, it looks like zach randolph in hot pants

:roll:

Mr_Basketball#1
11-19-2007, 11:14 PM
http://img325.imageshack.us/img325/6940/102nc.jpg

http://img325.imageshack.us/img325/5969/65fq.jpg

http://img325.imageshack.us/img325/4127/124nx.jpg

She used to be a stripper.

"You can't turn a bad girl, good."
~ Jay Z
:eek: :eek: He's lucky to be hitting that every night. She has a banging body.

Kobe24
11-19-2007, 11:18 PM
I'd tap that like no tommorow.

SRZ66
11-19-2007, 11:22 PM
im white and i think she's smokin, especially nice ass. sick of people thinking chicks like paris hilton and angelina jolie have good bodies when they are just twigs with no curves

Vragrant
11-19-2007, 11:30 PM
That chick is bangin. I can't believe some guys think that's a mans body. She has a nice round fat ass, and a cute face.

Loki
11-19-2007, 11:47 PM
I'm hoping she's only the 5th woman you've ever seen...

:oldlol:

RDavis31
11-19-2007, 11:52 PM
id smash

vert48
11-19-2007, 11:54 PM
:eek: :eek: He's lucky to be hitting that every night. She has a banging body.
He is only hitting that while at home, on the road, he is hitting different babes every night.

bagelred
11-20-2007, 12:28 AM
I'd lick that a$$ (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YXvAohycajI)

DCL
11-20-2007, 12:38 AM
"You can't turn a bad girl, good."
~ Jay Z

a former stripper? that's thinking with the wrong head. you never marry a ho. yeah, jayz's been around. you can't turn a bad girl, good.

gts
11-20-2007, 01:09 AM
not my cup of tea..i don't tap anything you can hide a can of beer in

Mr_Basketball#1
11-20-2007, 01:11 AM
not my cup of tea..i don't tap anything you can hide a can of beer in
IF you get horny enough, you would.

konex
11-20-2007, 01:16 AM
Eh, I'm black but that while that ass is phat now, it'll be FAT and disgusting in a few years.

Moderation, please :hammerhead:

Mr_Basketball#1
11-20-2007, 01:17 AM
Eh, I'm black but that while that ass is phat now, it'll be FAT and disgusting in a few years.

Moderation, please :hammerhead:
And Crawford probably want be able to get it up in a few years.

i seen hippos
11-20-2007, 01:17 AM
dat ass has tumors in it.

L.Kizzle
11-20-2007, 01:24 AM
http://img325.imageshack.us/img325/6940/102nc.jpg

http://img325.imageshack.us/img325/5969/65fq.jpg

http://img325.imageshack.us/img325/4127/124nx.jpg

She used to be a stripper.

"You can't turn a bad girl, good."
~ Jay Z
I've been seeing this chick the past 5 years but never knew it was Jamaal Crawford's wife. I just used to see a chick who's last name was Crawford but never thought much of it.

Jamaal is one lucky man. Goes home after a tough loss but comes out a winner later that night.

Mr_Basketball#1
11-20-2007, 01:24 AM
dat ass has tumors in it.
Tumor asses is the new black. You didn't know

WoGiTaLiA1
11-20-2007, 01:31 AM
Very average looking woman.

Receding hairline, average face overall. Big muscular ass that looks like it should be on a running back or something. Not a turn on for me at all. She got nice legs though.

You would hope a guy pulling in money like Crawford could do a lot better. I know I could find 10 better looking women in 15 minutes over here.

Mr_Basketball#1
11-20-2007, 01:46 AM
Very average looking woman.

Receding hairline, average face overall. Big muscular ass that looks like it should be on a running back or something. Not a turn on for me at all. She got nice legs though.

You would hope a guy pulling in money like Crawford could do a lot better. I know I could find 10 better looking women in 15 minutes over here.
Blinded by the ass.

allball
11-20-2007, 02:25 AM
where I come from that's known as a:


http://www.sidelinesnews.com/StallionPics/1812-Stallion-Dir-JuanValde.jpg

giordun
11-20-2007, 04:54 AM
Sick.

kidachi
11-20-2007, 05:06 AM
I'm hoping she's only the 5th woman you've ever seen...

:oldlol:

she's not ugly.




but not beautiful too.

SomeBunghole
11-20-2007, 05:18 AM
Ughh...someone actually thinks that ass is hot? Look at the second picture, it looks like a dude with a thick d*ck with small balls. That's just ugly.

http://img155.imageshack.us/img155/2834/65fqdc5.jpg

Gabbo
11-20-2007, 06:26 AM
:hammertime:
Ughh...someone actually thinks that ass is hot? Look at the second picture, it looks like a dude with a thick d*ck with small balls. That's just ugly.

http://img155.imageshack.us/img155/2834/65fqdc5.jpg

mhg88
11-20-2007, 08:41 AM
Ughh...someone actually thinks that ass is hot? Look at the second picture, it looks like a dude with a thick d*ck with small balls. That's just ugly.

http://img155.imageshack.us/img155/2834/65fqdc5.jpg

Something might be wrong with you if you look at a girls legs and ass and see a guy's twig and berries. That's pretty weird dude.

Hotlantadude81
11-20-2007, 09:13 AM
I guess it's really "white" of me to prefer that my d!ck not be inserted into anything that's clearly been on the Barry Bonds steroid treatment for at least 5 years.

she has more muscle in her ass cheeks than some nba players have on their entire bodies. forgive me.

you probably think Serena Williams is hot too, with that Incredible Hulk of hers bringing up the rear. it's wrong I tell you. wrong.

This girl is hot, but Serena is NOT. Yikes.

The comments in this thread point out there are still too many dudes that like women with underdeveloped looking bodies. Average face? Go look at some of those broads you slobber over like Carrie Underwood. That's an average face.

http://z.about.com/d/realitytv/1/5/B/9/CarrieUnderwood1.jpg

Hot? I think not. I bet she looks like trailer trash when she isn't air brushed.

duncan on U
11-20-2007, 11:39 AM
:roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:
at the ***** on this board

allball
11-20-2007, 11:44 AM
Ughh...someone actually thinks that ass is hot? Look at the second picture, it looks like a dude with a thick d*ck with small balls. That's just ugly.

http://img155.imageshack.us/img155/2834/65fqdc5.jpg

http://www.myspacelayoutscreator.com/imghost/874/youre%20gay.jpg

Sharas
11-20-2007, 11:56 AM
so why do majority of people on this board consider people that don't like humongous asses gay or not masculine?

it's called PREFERENCE. and it's not that racial as some make it out to be, i know many, many white europeans like me who'd consider that blazing hot.
i don't. it's my preference.

and BTW, it's beyond me how even someone who likes big asses can consider that girl top 5 he's ever seen. i've seen like 50 better big booty pics on this board alone.

futurestar35
11-20-2007, 11:58 AM
http://img325.imageshack.us/img325/6940/102nc.jpg

http://img325.imageshack.us/img325/5969/65fq.jpg

http://img325.imageshack.us/img325/4127/124nx.jpg

She used to be a stripper.

"You can't turn a bad girl, good."
~ Jay Z




i hope this thread is a joke. and i hope this woman is a joke... and everyone that said she looked good was joking.. please tell me it's true


if it isn't..

wow.

Da KO King
11-20-2007, 12:09 PM
This thread summarizes the cultural differences between African Americans and Caucasians perfectly. :roll:

EricForman
11-20-2007, 12:12 PM
it's the same cycle. Some dude posts some pictures of a thick Black chick with a HUGE, out of proportion ass.

Then a white guy will call it repulsive and scary

then he will get jumped on by all the black guys because they claim all white girls are skinny and have no butt.

:confusedshrug:

boozehound
11-20-2007, 12:15 PM
http://img325.imageshack.us/img325/4127/124nx.jpg

really the only pic where she doesnt look like a skank. id tap it.

allball
11-20-2007, 12:17 PM
so why do majority of people on this board consider people that don't like humongous asses gay or not masculine?

it's called PREFERENCE. and it's not that racial as some make it out to be, i know many, many white europeans like me who'd consider that blazing hot.
i don't. it's my preference.

and BTW, it's beyond me how even someone who likes big asses can consider that girl top 5 he's ever seen. i've seen like 50 better big booty pics on this board alone.

Sharas I was just joking with you about the hidden pen!s comment.

boozehound
11-20-2007, 12:20 PM
it's called PREFERENCE. and it's not that racial as some make it out to be,

exactly. its much more cultural (or even sub-cultural) than any BS notion of ass. whats considered attractive or beautiful is very much a product of your upbringing and exposure.

classic example. Victorian times anglo hot woman = very fair skin and fairly fleshy (women who were in shape and exposed to the sun were most likely worker bees and not considered desirable)
Modern times anglo hot woman = skinny and tan (most people work in non-physical jobs inside a factory or office therefore being tan and in shape is a sign of either leisure time or pride in your temple).

Ghetto Phenom
11-20-2007, 12:33 PM
http://img325.imageshack.us/img325/6940/102nc.jpg

http://img325.imageshack.us/img325/5969/65fq.jpg

http://img325.imageshack.us/img325/4127/124nx.jpg

She used to be a stripper.

"You can't turn a bad girl, good."
~ Jay Z

In the words of Three Six Mafia...

"Good Googly Moogly!" :rockon:

Sharas
11-20-2007, 12:39 PM
Sharas I was just joking with you about the hidden pen!s comment.

it wasn't my comment. and i definitely do consider guy who noticed it a perv, or at least just weird. i'd never think of looking it from that angle.

i was talking about it as general way of thinking of black guys on this site (and some white ones too)

TMacsOneGoodEye
11-20-2007, 12:48 PM
geeWiz has had way hotter women than that.

Sharas
11-20-2007, 12:52 PM
geeWiz has had way hotter women than that.

:lol: that's cruel even for your standards

TMacsOneGoodEye
11-20-2007, 12:54 PM
:lol: that's cruel even for your standards

What's cruel about it? It's obviously the truth.

Sharas
11-20-2007, 01:09 PM
What's cruel about it? It's obviously the truth.

what could be more cruel than the truth?

Hotlantadude81
11-20-2007, 01:49 PM
This thread summarizes the cultural differences between African Americans and Caucasians perfectly. :roll:

Not sure that is true considering some of the females that black dudes are going after these days.

Hotlantadude81
11-20-2007, 01:50 PM
it's the same cycle. Some dude posts some pictures of a thick Black chick with a HUGE, out of proportion ass.

Then a white guy will call it repulsive and scary

then he will get jumped on by all the black guys because they claim all white girls are skinny and have no butt.

:confusedshrug:

I'm white.

Hotlantadude81
11-20-2007, 01:52 PM
exactly. its much more cultural (or even sub-cultural) than any BS notion of ass. whats considered attractive or beautiful is very much a product of your upbringing and exposure.

Wrong. I was surely not raised to prefer black women.

There are alot better looking women out there, but looks wise I prefer her over alot of the girls most white dudes lust over.

CAYO
11-20-2007, 02:14 PM
Whats Her Name ?

Mr_Basketball#1
11-20-2007, 02:20 PM
Whats Her Name ?
Chocolate thunder...Well thats her stripper name.

Da KO King
11-20-2007, 02:27 PM
Not sure that is true considering some of the females that black dudes are going after these days.
Simply not true.

You're from ATL so here's an experiment for you... go to Magic City and see if the chic shaped like the girl posted in this thread gets more action than the one shaped like Carrie Underwood. After that head over to The Poole Palace and tell me who gets more attention over there.

Black men's taste in women, generally speaking, has not changed at all.

CAYO
11-20-2007, 02:31 PM
Chocolate thunder...Well thats her stripper name.
AND HER REAL NAME ?

Hotlantadude81
11-20-2007, 03:03 PM
Simply not true.

You're from ATL so here's an experiment for you... go to Magic City and see if the chic shaped like the girl posted in this thread gets more action than the one shaped like Carrie Underwood. After that head over to The Poole Palace and tell me who gets more attention over there.

Black men's taste in women, generally speaking, has not changed at all.

I see lots of black men that is with skinny white women that would be considered attractive by most peoples standards. Not in the city. I don't live anywhere near downtown Atlanta, but I've seen this even out here. But truthfully, even out here there are lots of people. Paulding County is a damn traffic jam every single day.

Look at these rich athletes. Even the worst looking one can get pretty much any women they want and as we have seen, they go for non black women pretty often.

TMacsOneGoodEye
11-20-2007, 03:09 PM
Hotlantadude is a redneck who watches wrestling and listens to crappy 80's metal. His opinion on black chicks should hold absolutely NO weight seeing as how they would never give him the time of day because a few years ago he threatened to commit suicide on ezboard ISH and we had to alert the authorities. Anyone else remember that?

He's a weirdo.

jazz12
11-20-2007, 03:17 PM
Wow if she's top 5 you need help. Ewww girl, ewwww!

Da KO King
11-20-2007, 03:17 PM
I see lots of black men that is with skinny white women that would be considered attractive by most peoples standards. Not in the city. I don't live anywhere near downtown Atlanta, but I've seen this even out here. But truthfully, even out here there are lots of people. Paulding County is a damn traffic jam every single day.

Look at these rich athletes. Even the worst looking one can get pretty much any women they want and as we have seen, they go for non black women pretty often.
Again, simply not true.

The idea that black athletes prefer non-black women is an image the media created.

Hotlantadude81
11-20-2007, 03:28 PM
Hotlantadude is a redneck who watches wrestling and listens to crappy 80's metal. His opinion on black chicks should hold absolutely NO weight seeing as how they would never give him the time of day because a few years ago he threatened to commit suicide on ezboard ISH and we had to alert the authorities. Anyone else remember that?

He's a weirdo.

You should try and keep your mouth shut until you know what you're talking about. I haven't watched wrestling in nearly 10 years. Second, the only 80's band that I really listen too is Van Halen. So again, you don't have a clue as to what you're talking about.

Third, I don't give a rats ass about something that happened 5 years ago.


ezboard ISH and we had to alert the authorities.

WTF? This never happened.

Again, you should try not to talk out of your ass some much. If that is possible.

brwnman
11-20-2007, 03:33 PM
you found that attractive? I usually don't like women that can kick my a$$, but whatever... no attraction whatsoever...

Hotlantadude81
11-20-2007, 03:37 PM
Again, simply not true.

The idea that black athletes prefer non-black women is an image the media created.

Naturally all of them don't. But it seems that a growing number of them do.

GOBB
11-20-2007, 03:41 PM
Why are white dudes for the most part afaid of a female with a fat ass? :roll:

Still waiting to see how this female has taken steroids for her ass. Come on GeeWiz...ask Hawker, he probably has a good reason for that comment u typed.

"like dood i take health 101 and this is right up my alley *shakes head left to right so his BANG doesnt cover his eyes anymore*"


Ughh...someone actually thinks that ass is hot? Look at the second picture, it looks like a dude with a thick d*ck with small balls. That's just ugly.

http://img155.imageshack.us/img155/2834/65fqdc5.jpg

You're a f@ggot thats why. Who looks at that photo and d!cks and nuts appear? WHO? Where are you seeing d!ck and nuts at kid???? F*cking homo. :oldlol:

Repulsive is reading this homosexual posters post.

GOBB
11-20-2007, 03:46 PM
you found that attractive? I usually don't like women that can kick my a$$, but whatever... no attraction whatsoever...

How do you look at a female and say "She can kick my ass?"...first of all what MALE SAYS THAT?? :roll:

We uncovered a pansy my friends. Are you gay too because no woman wants a man who runs from a fight and hides under her car. Chest laying in an oil stain and you bite your nails like Lebron scared to fight and protect your woman. Woamn like a man that makes them feel safe, secure, will protect them....your reply screams "I eat bytchboy flakes in the morning! I'm bytch made!".

You so called males disgust me with the replies read here. You arent forced to like the female in the photo but dont expose yourself in the process.

gabeh1018
11-20-2007, 03:46 PM
is samurai swooshi BULLS?

i seen hippos
11-20-2007, 03:46 PM
I'd rather get penetrated than have sex with a chick who has a mustache.

SomeBunghole
11-20-2007, 03:54 PM
How do you look at a female and say "She can kick my ass?"...first of all what MALE SAYS THAT?? :roll:

We uncovered a pansy my friends. Are you gay too because no woman wants a man who runs from a fight and hides under her car. Chest laying in an oil stain and you bite your nails like Lebron scared to fight and protect your woman. Woamn like a man that makes them feel safe, secure, will protect them....your reply screams "I eat bytchboy flakes in the morning! I'm bytch made!".

You so called males disgust me with the replies read here. You arent forced to like the female in the photo but dont expose yourself in the process.

What chauvinist, homophobic, 1950s social attitude hole did you crawl out of?

GOBB
11-20-2007, 03:59 PM
What chauvinist, homophobic, 1950s social attitude hole did you crawl out of?

1. Explain to the board how you look at that photo and see D!CK AND NUTS! No one here BUT you sees that. It tells me something is wrong with your brain. You know maybe you were http://www.itisplanb.com/board/images/smilies/quote.gifborn that wayhttp://www.itisplanb.com/board/images/smilies/quote.gif

2. No male admits a female can kick thier ass. As a joke? Yea, but serious? No. And he wasnt joking because anyone who looks at that female and sees a dude is one queer eye for the straight guys. http://www.itisplanb.com/board/images/smilies/crazy2.gif

brwnman
11-20-2007, 04:00 PM
What chauvinist, homophobic, 1950s social attitude hole did you crawl out of?

don't bother with him - he hasn't been out of his house since he has discovered ish - yes, it's been a really really long time...

edit - somebunghole - i'm pretty sure it's not his fault that gobb is attracted to an almost male looking girl - you know, "maybe" he was born that way...

GOBB
11-20-2007, 04:01 PM
don't bother with him - he hasn't been out of his house since he has discovered ish - yes, it's been a really really long time...

I havent been outside yet you claim Crawfords wife can kick your ass. :roll:

Dont have kids...well dont have any boys that is. You would raise a wonderful female. Male? Kid will turn out like some bung hole.

ForceOfNature
11-20-2007, 04:06 PM
How do you look at a female and say "She can kick my ass?"...first of all what MALE SAYS THAT?? :roll:

We uncovered a pansy my friends. Are you gay too because no woman wants a man who runs from a fight and hides under her car. Chest laying in an oil stain and you bite your nails like Lebron scared to fight and protect your woman. Woamn like a man that makes them feel safe, secure, will protect them....your reply screams "I eat bytchboy flakes in the morning! I'm bytch made!".

You so called males disgust me with the replies read here. You arent forced to like the female in the photo but dont expose yourself in the process.

What's your problem?

Anyway, I'm a Jamal Crawford fan, but he should have gotten a woman who he couldn't beat him up. I'm a fan of the really feminine women.

Da KO King
11-20-2007, 04:06 PM
How do you look at a female and say "She can kick my ass?"...first of all what MALE SAYS THAT?? :roll:

We uncovered a pansy my friends. Are you gay too because no woman wants a man who runs from a fight and hides under her car. Chest laying in an oil stain and you bite your nails like Lebron scared to fight and protect your woman. Woamn like a man that makes them feel safe, secure, will protect them....your reply screams "I eat bytchboy flakes in the morning! I'm bytch made!".

You so called males disgust me with the replies read here. You arent forced to like the female in the photo but dont expose yourself in the process.
:roll: :roll: :roll:

This is ol' skool GoBB. :applause: :roll:

SomeBunghole
11-20-2007, 04:10 PM
1. Explain to the board how you look at that photo and see D!CK AND NUTS! No one here BUT you sees that. It tells me something is wrong with your brain. You know maybe you were http://www.itisplanb.com/board/images/smilies/quote.gifborn that wayhttp://www.itisplanb.com/board/images/smilies/quote.gif
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It's a joke you moron. The idea behind the joke being that when a girl's ass is so disproportional to her body that it starts forming an actual sphere, it's kinda weird. That ass looks like someone took a ball of meat and attached it to her legs.

And don't you have pride marches to picket or feminist organization HQs to bomb?

billybadass
11-20-2007, 04:13 PM
shes built like a tranny

Sharas
11-20-2007, 04:13 PM
It's a joke you moron. The idea behind the joke being that when a girl's ass is so disproportional to her body that it starts forming an actual sphere, it's kinda weird. That ass looks like someone took a ball of meat and attached it to her legs.

And don't you have pride marches to picket or feminist organization HQs to bomb?

i don't find that girl hot at all. and i certainly don't think you're gay. but, you know, it took a really weird angle to notice the likeness...

statman32
11-20-2007, 04:16 PM
:oldlol: at people asking Gobb what his problem is.

Anyways I'll be tottaly honest and say right now I wouldnt hit that. I'm more of a boob and face guy and until I see the face or boobs upclose its a no go.

Mr_Basketball#1
11-20-2007, 04:18 PM
:oldlol: at people asking Gobb what his problem is.

Anyways I'll be tottaly honest and say right now I wouldnt hit that. I'm more of a boob and face guy and until I see the face or boobs upclose its a no go.
Okay picture it, you're horny she's on the bed naked azz up in the air, you mean to tell me you wouldn't jump on it? She's not my cup of tea either, but I would hit it.

Kobe24
11-20-2007, 04:18 PM
shes built like a tranny

Seriously, who looks at the photo and thinks of ***** and men? You have issues...

GOBB
11-20-2007, 04:19 PM
It's a joke you moron. The idea behind the joke being that when a girl's ass is so disproportional to her body that it starts forming an actual sphere, it's kinda weird. That ass looks like someone took a ball of meat and attached it to her legs.

And don't you have pride marches to picket or feminist organization HQs to bomb?

Joke? So your mind said wow turn this photo to the side, crop out parts it and look....it looks like a d!ck and 2 nuts! *giggle*

:wtf:

:no:

You're breaking all Man Laws in here. Whats next? You attacked your best friend as he slept on his stomach humping his ass just so he would wake up angry and upset. And you sit off to the side laughing, jusssssssst laughing huh? Bruh men dont do that. Men dont look at a female and visions of male genitals form. Thats disgusting. Look just say "That ass is too big for me, I cant handed it for reasons I wish not reveal". I dont like big woman...some dudes love em. I cant f*ck with them :confusedshrug:

But I'll be damned if i sit here and stare at a photo until a nut sac appears. I'm sorry...cant do it. Wont do it. Its not in my DNA. So save those jokes for yourself. And i still dont see how you got a d!ck and nuts, heck how are you lookin at that photo and getting that?????? Like cmon, uncross your legs...sit up...stop playing in your hair. Man up homie...for real. :applause:

i seen hippos
11-20-2007, 04:21 PM
Okay picture it, you're horny she's on the bed naked azz up in the air, you mean to tell me you wouldn't jump on it? She's not my cup of tea either, but I would hit it.

It would probably deflate and suck your dick in it like a black hole.

Kinda like in grade school where they tell you not to use deflated volleyballs cause if they hit your head, they can suck out your eye.:roll:

statman32
11-20-2007, 04:22 PM
Okay picture it, you're horny she's on the bed naked azz up in the air, you mean to tell me you wouldn't jump on it? She's not my cup of tea either, but I would hit it.
Right now no. Have some control, you're talking like a guy whos most up-close experience with a girl has been brought to you courtesy of Larry Flynt.

Mr_Basketball#1
11-20-2007, 04:22 PM
Joke? So your mind said wow turn this photo to the side, crop out parts it and look....it looks like a d!ck and 2 nuts! *giggle*

:wtf:

:no:

You're breaking all Man Laws in here. Whats next? You attacked your best friend as he slept on his stomach humping his ass just so he would wake up angry and upset. And you sit off to the side laughing, jusssssssst laughing huh? Bruh men dont do that. Men dont look at a female and visions of male genitals form. Thats disgusting. Look just say "That ass is too big for me, I cant handed it for reasons I wish not reveal". I dont like big woman...some dudes love em. I cant f*ck with them :confusedshrug:

But I'll be damned if i sit here and stare at a photo until a nut sac appears. I'm sorry...cant do it. Wont do it. Its not in my DNA. So save those jokes for yourself. And i still dont see how you got a d!ck and nuts, heck how are you lookin at that photo and getting that?????? Like cmon, uncross your legs...sit up...stop playing in your hair. Man up homie...for real. :applause:
:roll: Gobb you are a funny dude. Man I feel you on that post though

i seen hippos
11-20-2007, 04:23 PM
Joke? So your mind said wow turn this photo to the side, crop out parts it and look....it looks like a d!ck and 2 nuts! *giggle*

:wtf:

:no:

You're breaking all Man Laws in here. Whats next? You attacked your best friend as he slept on his stomach humping his ass just so he would wake up angry and upset. And you sit off to the side laughing, jusssssssst laughing huh? Bruh men dont do that. Men dont look at a female and visions of male genitals form. Thats disgusting. Look just say "That ass is too big for me, I cant handed it for reasons I wish not reveal". I dont like big woman...some dudes love em. I cant f*ck with them :confusedshrug:

But I'll be damned if i sit here and stare at a photo until a nut sac appears. I'm sorry...cant do it. Wont do it. Its not in my DNA. So save those jokes for yourself. And i still dont see how you got a d!ck and nuts, heck how are you lookin at that photo and getting that?????? Like cmon, uncross your legs...sit up...stop playing in your hair. Man up homie...for real. :applause:

Holy **** you just raped his bunghole.:roll:

Mr_Basketball#1
11-20-2007, 04:26 PM
Right now no. Have some control, you're talking like a guy whos most up-close experience with a girl has been brought to you courtesy of Larry Flynt.
Right now you might not be horny. Im not saying I would f*ck any girl with a fat azz, but she's not bad, I would hit it. If you're not equipped with the tools to hit it, just say that

gts
11-20-2007, 04:27 PM
Whats next? You attacked your best friend as he slept on his stomach humping his ass just so he would wake up angry and upset.haha...btw you left out confused and sticky..

TMacsOneGoodEye
11-20-2007, 04:49 PM
Only way a dude don't appreciate an ass like that is if his pecker resembles his little sisters index finger. If you're packing 5 inches I could understand how your brow gets wet and your palms get sweaty like you got two wires to cut and you have to make a guess. When a youngin is presented with an ass like that he knows right off the bat he can't handle it. Type of boys who go to a steakhouse and order an appetizer as a main dish. Leave it to the men, kids.

i seen hippos
11-20-2007, 04:53 PM
Only way a dude don't appreciate an ass like that is if his pecker resembles his little sisters index finger. If you're packing 5 inches I could understand how your brow gets wet and your palms get sweaty like you got two wires to cut and you have to make a guess. When a youngin is presented with an ass like that he knows right off the bat he can't handle it. Type of boys who go to a steakhouse and order an appetizer as a main dish. Leave it to the men, kids.

So you placed your pecker beside your little sister's index finger to find that out, right?

Did she eventually tell your parents when she was old enough to talk?

Mr_Basketball#1
11-20-2007, 04:55 PM
Only way a dude don't appreciate an ass like that is if his pecker resembles his little sisters index finger. If you're packing 5 inches I could understand how your brow gets wet and your palms get sweaty like you got two wires to cut and you have to make a guess. When a youngin is presented with an ass like that he knows right off the bat he can't handle it. Type of boys who go to a steakhouse and order an appetizer as a main dish. Leave it to the men, kids.
:applause: :applause: Yeah even if you wouldn't date her if you have the chance to f*ck(not make love) a girl like that I'm pretty sure alot of you would jump on it or like the man said unless you can't handle it.

MakeMeSomeFoodHo
11-20-2007, 04:55 PM
she's attractive, but not one of the 5 hottest girls Ive ever seen. She wouldnt break my neck if she walked past me, but Id definitely pee on her if she wanted me to

TMacsOneGoodEye
11-20-2007, 04:58 PM
:applause: :applause: Yeah even if you wouldn't date her if you have the chance to f*ck a girl like that I'm pretty sure alot of you would jump on it or like the man said unless you can't handle it.

Even if you can't handle it, you'd still jump on it. Even if you're working with 3 inches you'd still jump in face first getting everything you can before she laughs at you. So what? Small price to pay! Only a homo would go "omg! no thanks!"

The funniest thing is that some of the ones who are fixing their glasses, snorting, then replying with "I would so not hit that. I have standards mmkay?!" are KNOWN VIRGINS.

TMacsOneGoodEye
11-20-2007, 05:00 PM
So you placed your pecker beside your little sister's index finger to find that out, right?

Did she eventually tell your parents when she was old enough to talk?

Hey, you're the one who finger popped your cousin last September at your Uncle's funeral and called that losing your virginity just because you busted in your pants. It's not incest if you're Canadian you said.

Da KO King
11-20-2007, 05:00 PM
She's definitely one of the best looking NBA wives I've ever seen.

Note: I'm judging according to my taste.

Mr_Basketball#1
11-20-2007, 05:02 PM
Even if you can't handle it, you'd still jump on it. Even if you're working with 3 inches you'd still jump in face first getting everything you can before she laughs at you. So what? Small price to pay! Only a homo would go "omg! no thanks!"

The funniest thing is that some of the ones who are fixing their glasses, snorting, then replying with "I would so not hit that. I have standards mmkay?!" are KNOWN VIRGINS.
:oldlol:

i seen hippos
11-20-2007, 05:06 PM
Hey, you're the one who finger popped your cousin last September at your Uncle's funeral and called that losing your virginity just because you busted in your pants. It's not incest if you're Canadian you said.

But what you did is incest in Texas....so I'm assuming you've touched your sister enough by now that she doesn't even know right from wrong.

Or do your parents just not care?

This isn't your family, is it?

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/8/12344063_80b6345cad.jpg

Large foreheads are a classic sign of a kid's parents being their siblings, uncles and cousins at the same time.

Look, even your dog is inbred. Was that your sister's masterpiece? Are you ok with her dating other males in the animal kingdom?

http://www.midwestrocklobster.com/ugly/ugly3_lg.gif

TMacsOneGoodEye
11-20-2007, 05:10 PM
Swing and a miss.

Your whole post was moot since I'm not from nor have I ever been from Texas.

i seen hippos
11-20-2007, 05:12 PM
I call all the inbreds south of the boarder Texans, thus you are a Texan.

How do you feel about George Bush also being a Texan?

LJJ
11-20-2007, 05:15 PM
http://content.ytmnd.com/content/1/e/0/1e0e16e4ebb658e174e64312a599e168.jpg

Oh all of you guys would hit that.

And the ones that say they wouldn't are probably just nerdy motherf*****s with needle *****.


:sleeping :sleeping :sleeping :sleeping :sleeping :sleeping :sleeping


Trashtalking because some dude doesn't share your taste in women....ugh

Just be glad they ain't fishing in your pond.

i seen hippos
11-20-2007, 05:17 PM
http://content.ytmnd.com/content/1/e/0/1e0e16e4ebb658e174e64312a599e168.jpg

Oh all of you guys would hit that.

And the ones that say they wouldn't are probably just nerdy motherf*****s with needle *****.


:sleeping :sleeping :sleeping :sleeping :sleeping :sleeping :sleeping


Trashtalking because some dude doesn't share your taste in women....ugh

Just be glad they ain't fishing in your pond.

Is that Geewiz?:roll:

bdreason
11-20-2007, 05:31 PM
Anyone calling that women "repulsive" is a virgin.


I've got a wonderful women, but if I was with Crawfords wife I wouldn't leave the hotel room all day. He's probably got a plethora of games to play on that a$$.


to quote Kanye West, "welcome to the good life, where we like the girls who aint on TV, cause they got more a$$ than the models".

loot
11-20-2007, 05:36 PM
shes nice. cute face. her buns are a little too much for me, i like it a little less. adriana lima, lily thai, kerry washington, monica bellucci type.

id def. hit it though.

Sharas
11-20-2007, 05:46 PM
Anyone calling that women "repulsive" is a virgin.


I've got a wonderful women, but if I was with Crawfords wife I wouldn't leave the hotel room all day. He's probably got a plethora of games to play on that a$$.


to quote Kanye West, "welcome to the good life, where we like the girls who aint on TV, cause they got more a$$ than the models".

again, it's a cultural thing.

i'm willing to bet that 90% of american blacks would think of it as blazing hot, while 90% of white europeans would find it doable, but not really hot. 5% would find it hot and the other 5% repulsive.

Samurai Swoosh
11-20-2007, 05:50 PM
Seriously, who looks at the photo and thinks of ***** and men? You have issues...
I was gonna say the same damn thing, fam. Especially the homo who said "it looks like that ass should be on a running back."

LOL

:roll: :roll: :roll:

Who the **** thinks that? Let alone checking out running back's asses. That chick is fine, and has a gorgeous fat ass.

Mad dudes getting exposed as bytches and or Lance Bass alikes.

DatZNasty
11-20-2007, 06:02 PM
http://www.discountdivers.com/pix/kids.snorkel.h2o.package.jpg


http://www.recipetips.com/images/glossary/t/tossed_salad.jpg

GOBB
11-20-2007, 06:08 PM
again, it's a cultural thing.

i'm willing to bet that 90% of american blacks would think of it as blazing hot, while 90% of white europeans would find it doable, but not really hot. 5% would find it hot and the other 5% repulsive.

What kind of %'s are you workin with. :roll:

Vragrant
11-20-2007, 06:09 PM
it's the same cycle. Some dude posts some pictures of a thick Black chick with a HUGE, out of proportion ass.

Then a white guy will call it repulsive and scary

then he will get jumped on by all the black guys because they claim all white girls are skinny and have no butt.

:confusedshrug:

I think its a myth that white girls have no ass, well at least nowadays. It used to be that way but not anymore. I see a lot of white chicks these days with big asses.

jazz12
11-20-2007, 06:10 PM
It's funny that anyone would think that nasty hoe is some sort of prize. She looks like a man... I'm an ass man and I think that "thing" is gross... Like someone else said already it looks like something an NFL RB would have... And like someone else said already she looks like a tranny.

Oh man I'd NEVER EVER EVER think about ****ing that. You're probably half gay if you think she's (if it is really a she) is hot. Receeding hairline, mustache, muscles, and nasty ass = NO ****ING WAY.

Thanks.

Gabbo
11-20-2007, 06:11 PM
As an international poster, I would just like to add that only women in America look like this.

Beautiful european women are much smaller, and to be honest I have never seen a woman who looks like this in real life. I walk down the main street and I dont see a black person at all.

fine women in my culture and most of Europe/asia is thin with a bit of meat in the right areas. The billboards have the Gisele Bundchens and Jessica Alba's.

Put that on a billboard in my country and eooooohhhh your out of business. Seriously she probably has bigger thighs than most of the people posting.

But if thats what Americans are into, thats cool - but understand women aren't like that anywhere else.

Sharas
11-20-2007, 06:16 PM
and i again don't understand why is everyone that doesn't like two-soccer-balls-sized-butt labeled as f@g, virgin, or guy with a small c0ck

as guy above said it, you won't find something like that nowhere in the world except in america. majority of the world wouldn't consider that blazing hot. while majority of the world would consider, say, jessica alba, or rihanna, or adriana lima blazing hot.

ideals of beauty vary between times and places. look at medieval paintings and notice what was considered beautiful back then, and difference between what is considered now.

DatZNasty
11-20-2007, 06:16 PM
the female who has been mentioned a couple times in this thread
http://www.staylace.com/gallery/gallery09/graphics/lima_adrian.jpg

***** could be used as a ruler

http://www.hollywoodtuna.com/images/bigimages/adriana_lima_beach_dec_big.jpg

mlh1981
11-20-2007, 06:17 PM
again, it's a cultural thing.

i'm willing to bet that 90% of american blacks would think of it as blazing hot, while 90% of white europeans would find it doable, but not really hot. 5% would find it hot and the other 5% repulsive.

I'm white and think she's hot, so count me in that 5 percent :rockon:

Sharas
11-20-2007, 06:18 PM
the female who has been mentioned a couple times in this thread

***** could be used as a ruler

that's an awful angle. she is better than that:rockon:

GOBB
11-20-2007, 06:19 PM
I'm an ass man and I think that "thing" is gross...

No different from a racist saying "My best friend is black" :rolleyes:

TMacsOneGoodEye
11-20-2007, 06:22 PM
The F.B.I. should scan this place for pedophiles since most posters in this thread prefer 11 year old boys.

Ask some of these posters their dream job and I guarantee they reply "I wanna teach English in Thailand!"

DatZNasty
11-20-2007, 06:22 PM
http://img339.imageshack.us/img339/262/2405evagrandemf1.jpg
http://cityrag.blogs.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/07/02/eva_longoria_camel_toe.jpg

Is that Eva Longoria or Tony Longoria?

loot
11-20-2007, 06:23 PM
hmmmm... there's ass in europe too. thinking about it, i think white girls in europe got better asses than american white girls. then again im going by what i know from known american white girls. i like jessica biel's bum tho'

http://storage.shellac.be/blog/bellucci.jpg


btw this jazz12 guy has been insecure about racial issues for a while. he just dont like black people.

Sharas
11-20-2007, 06:26 PM
Is that Eva Longoria or Tony Longoria?

you're now taking it too far.

we know all too well that no celebrity looks same in real life and in magazines or TV.

Mr_Basketball#1
11-20-2007, 06:27 PM
hmmmm

http://storage.shellac.be/blog/bellucci.jpg


btw this jazz12 guy has been insecure about racial issues for a while. he just dont like black people.Obviously. The azz on that girl only looks good now because of the way she's sitting, but some me prefer that. :confusedshrug: She looks good, but she's a bit small.

Gabbo
11-20-2007, 06:27 PM
The F.B.I. should scan this place for pedophiles since most posters in this thread prefer 11 year old boys.

Ask some of these posters their dream job and I guarantee they reply "I wanna teach English in Thailand!"

unlikely, and pathetically poor humour. :confusedshrug:

Sharas
11-20-2007, 06:28 PM
Obviously. The azz on that girl only looks good now because of the way she's sitting, but some me prefer that. :confusedshrug: She looks good, but she's a bit small.

man, google her other pics, her name is randy ingermann...she's the complete package.

and her butt is just PERFECT size in my book.

loot
11-20-2007, 06:30 PM
Obviously. The azz on that girl only looks good now because of the way she's sitting, but some me prefer that. :confusedshrug: She looks good, but she's a bit small.

only because of the way she's sitting? girl? small??


wtyf... you're one of those guys who see a maybach and tell their friends "look at that benz, i dont like the rims and it looks a bit like a cheap mercedes"

know your ****ing classics mate. that's the perfect woman, monica bellucci.


small?!?!

http://postscrittum.files.wordpress.com/2007/05/monica21.jpg

DatZNasty
11-20-2007, 06:33 PM
you're now taking it too far.

we know all too well that no celebrity looks same in real life and in magazines or TV.
I'm talking about her [lack of] butt, not her face; damn gluteus minimus.

But I could see how some people would say Mrs Crawford is too much. I disagree, but she doesn't have the same toned legs as Esther Baxter or Melyssa Ford, who both have the same tremendous ass or even a Meagan Good, Mya Harrison, or Ciara (check recent pics) who give up a few inches of ass but are far more petitely built overall.

Still, "too big" >> long back

Mr_Basketball#1
11-20-2007, 06:34 PM
man, google her other pics, her name is randy ingermann...she's the complete package.

and her butt is just PERFECT size in my book.
Okay I just did. I only found a couple of pics though and none of her standing straight up. All the ones I saw she was poking it out. Its a nice azz don't get me wrong, but I like them a little bit bigger. But thats just me.

Something like this
http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e342/Punisher61/stacy.jpg

or this
http://i168.photobucket.com/albums/u198/shlong55/vida%20guerra/vidaguerra-m-1.jpg

Sharas
11-20-2007, 06:35 PM
I'm talking about her [lack of] butt, not her face; damn gluteus minimus.

But I could see how some people would say Mrs Crawford is too much. I disagree, but she doesn't have the same toned legs as Esther Baxter or Melyssa Ford, who both have the same tremendous ass or even a Meagan Good, Mya Harrison, or Ciara (check recent pics) who give up a few inches of ass but are far more petitely built overall.

Still, "too big" >> long back

to be honest, i don't see how can she be talked of in same sentence with mya or ciara. they're both incredibly hot, and have decent faces too, for difference.

loot
11-20-2007, 06:36 PM
http://www.shoot.gr/media/images/A1/1aq/grg/500_MAGAZINES_MONICA_BELUCI_500.jpg
http://img134.imageshack.us/img134/2306/bonusht8.jpg


By the way another female I really like is Jamelia, smart r&b songstress from the UK.

Not really a top model look, but she's got something.

http://webmaster.zattevrienden.be/img/sb107.jpgmore here:

http://www.go4celebrity.com/jamelia.htm

http://www.go4celebrity.com/wallpapers/Jamelia/go4-Jamelia-004.jpg
Very cute, well spoken, crazy legs, beautiful smile. Me likes.

loot
11-20-2007, 06:37 PM
man, google her other pics, her name is randy ingermann...she's the complete package.

and her butt is just PERFECT size in my book.
that's monica bellucci

DatZNasty
11-20-2007, 06:39 PM
because I said she was fatter.

http://www.thesuperficial.com/images/2006/03/tara-reid-no-ass.jpg

Da KO King
11-20-2007, 06:39 PM
You guys still arguing about each other's taste in women?

Sharas
11-20-2007, 06:39 PM
that's monica bellucci

no, very first pic is not.

double check it, i couldn't possibly forget that. i found it two or three years ago on some italian magazine's calendar

loot
11-20-2007, 06:39 PM
no...im just showing why Europe's GREAT

Hotlantadude81
11-20-2007, 06:42 PM
http://www.shoot.gr/media/images/A1/1aq/grg/500_MAGAZINES_MONICA_BELUCI_500.jpg
http://img134.imageshack.us/img134/2306/bonusht8.jpg


By the way another female I really like is Jamelia, smart r&b songstress from the UK.

Not really a top model look, but she's got something.

http://webmaster.zattevrienden.be/img/sb107.jpgmore here:

http://www.go4celebrity.com/jamelia.htm

http://www.go4celebrity.com/wallpapers/Jamelia/go4-Jamelia-004.jpg
Very cute, well spoken, crazy legs, beautiful smile. Me likes.

Pretty good picture. The last one that is.

Hotlantadude81
11-20-2007, 06:43 PM
because I said she was fatter.

http://www.thesuperficial.com/images/2006/03/tara-reid-no-ass.jpg

She is ugly all the way around.

DatZNasty
11-20-2007, 06:44 PM
She is ugly all the way around.
even her huge fake tiits are ugly. Someone accidentally sewed a slice of bologna in place of her nipples

loot
11-20-2007, 06:45 PM
it's a famous Belucci pic mate. hate to bust that randi (you cant even spell her name right;)) bubble.

Sharas
11-20-2007, 06:48 PM
it's a famous Belucci pic mate. hate to bust that randi (you cant even spell her name right;)) bubble.

here, i found it. you'll find it right there.

http://www.corriere.it/speciali/2003/Spettacoli/calendari2004/

i want an apology:)

loot
11-20-2007, 06:51 PM
****ing hell... let's hope monica forgives me there. sorry!

yeaaaman
11-20-2007, 08:15 PM
As an international poster, I would just like to add that only women in America look like this.

Beautiful european women are much smaller, and to be honest I have never seen a woman who looks like this in real life. I walk down the main street and I dont see a black person at all.

fine women in my culture and most of Europe/asia is thin with a bit of meat in the right areas. The billboards have the Gisele Bundchens and Jessica Alba's.

Put that on a billboard in my country and eooooohhhh your out of business. Seriously she probably has bigger thighs than most of the people posting.

But if thats what Americans are into, thats cool - but understand women aren't like that anywhere else.

your wrong... maybe not in your country, but I'm from Canada and there are women like that here, there are women like that in AFRICA, there are women like that in the CARIBBEAN, as well as women like that in SOUTH and CENTRAL AMERICA... or did you just think 'anywhere else' in the world meant anywhere else in Europe that you were familiar with?? :confusedshrug: :wtf:

futurestar35
11-20-2007, 08:36 PM
after reading all the posts...

















wow. you guys are NOT kidding about this woman. I wouldn't touch that **** with a 36 ft pool stick

Interminator
11-20-2007, 11:58 PM
I nominate this for the greatest ISH thread ever.

anyways,I've stopped caring for what most of these posters say because

1.They spend their life on a sports forum and only attract pale skinned *****es with glasses,brown moles on their neck,with bite sized **** on Myspace
2.See No.1

Oh yeah,my girlfriend is white/Portuguese
She has no ass compared to Jamal Crawford's wife but her ass is fit and she has thick thighs for her small frame.

wow @ bunghole
I swear i just found out that 6 members on here are talking from the closet

Interminator
11-21-2007, 12:03 AM
Im sure that 98% of white americans would ever **** her:
http://i193.photobucket.com/albums/z228/j_gaines07/Buffie%20The%20Body/861451725_l.jpg

aahhsin
11-21-2007, 12:16 AM
they should replace the "t" on that tattoo with an "n"...

crawford's wife's booty looks the same..

Mr_Basketball#1
11-21-2007, 12:18 AM
they should replace the "t" on that tattoo with an "n"...

crawford's wife's booty looks the same..
What are you talking bout? The booty clearly says "Tasty" It has to be good

brwnman
11-21-2007, 12:18 AM
there is a fine line between a great ass and a disgusting ass...

jazz12
11-21-2007, 12:36 AM
hmmmm... there's ass in europe too. thinking about it, i think white girls in europe got better asses than american white girls. then again im going by what i know from known american white girls. i like jessica biel's bum tho'

http://storage.shellac.be/blog/bellucci.jpg


btw this jazz12 guy has been insecure about racial issues for a while. he just dont like black people.

No I just don't like you because you're stupid. If I don't like black people how come I make my wives do all the work and I sit around eating yams all day?

Make It Rain
11-21-2007, 12:45 AM
How can anyone call that girl pretty? She looks like a damn gorilla.

jazz12
11-21-2007, 12:46 AM
How can anyone call that girl pretty? She looks like a damn gorilla.

Holy **** it's a woman?!?!

Make It Rain
11-21-2007, 12:47 AM
there is a fine line between a great ass and a disgusting ass...
Exactly. I prefer toned asses. Not plump FAT asses produced by laziness.

BFRESH44
11-21-2007, 12:50 AM
How can anyone call that girl pretty? She looks like a damn gorilla.

Such a comment leads me to believe that you swing backwards.

Vilmatic
11-21-2007, 01:37 AM
beautiful a$$ pics of my ebony sista:banana:

WoGiTaLiA1
11-21-2007, 01:38 AM
Can't believe this has gone as far as it has.

Chick is average. That doesn't mean 9 out of 10 guys dont say yes but if you cant go for a 10 minute walk in your city and find 50 better looking women, you should move because you are in some kind of hell.

I don't like big asses, especially if they look like the couple in this thread(Crawford and that nasty buffie thing). It genuinely looks like a mans ass, all muscular and ****. At the same time, I don't like a complete lack of ass like Eva(her face and overall body makes up for it though). For me balance is the key, you have to have a nice face, thats the rule, but nice ass, breasts, legs or whatever are a bonus. Obviously for one night stands the face loses it's importance and the body is kind of key. Either way I couldn't date a chick with an ass like that.

DatZNasty
11-21-2007, 01:42 AM
what men do yall know with asses like Buffy the Body;s? She can make that clap.

Make It Rain
11-21-2007, 01:55 AM
Such a comment leads me to believe that you swing backwards.
Are you looking at the same picture I'm looking at? She looks like she's trying to enter a body building contest. For all you know used to be a man. Besides, I'm not gonna lie. She's too dark for me. My skin complexion cutoff point stops at Beyonce.

brwnman
11-21-2007, 02:04 AM
Are you looking at the same picture I'm looking at? She looks like she's trying to enter a body building contest. For all you know used to be a man. Besides, I'm not gonna lie. She's too dark for me. My skin complexion cutoff point stops at Beyonce.

exactly - some people are not getting this, how come?

people need to set some standards for themselves...

loot
11-21-2007, 02:31 AM
your wrong... maybe not in your country, but I'm from Canada and there are women like that here, there are women like that in AFRICA, there are women like that in the CARIBBEAN, as well as women like that in SOUTH and CENTRAL AMERICA... or did you just think 'anywhere else' in the world meant anywhere else in Europe that you were familiar with?? :confusedshrug: :wtf:

There's black people (with asses) all over Europe. And that's a good thing.

loot
11-21-2007, 02:34 AM
My skin complexion cutoff point stops at Beyonce.



exactly - some people are not getting this, how come?

people need to set some standards for themselves...

:)

L.Kizzle
11-21-2007, 02:52 AM
http://www.abstracthiphop.com/hip-hop-honeys/darlene_crawford_red_boy_shorts.jpg


http://www.darlenecrawford.net/Gallery1.jpg


http://www.darlenecrawford.net/Gallery2.jpg


http://www.darlenecrawford.net/Gallery3.jpg


http://www.darlenecrawford.net/Gallery4.jpg


http://www.darlenecrawford.net/Gallery6.jpg


http://www.darlenecrawford.net/Gallery8.jpg


http://www.thehiphopworld.com/images/darlene_crawford_8.jpg

futurestar35
11-21-2007, 03:48 AM
http://www.abstracthiphop.com/hip-hop-honeys/darlene_crawford_red_boy_shorts.jpg


http://www.darlenecrawford.net/Gallery1.jpg


http://www.darlenecrawford.net/Gallery2.jpg


http://www.darlenecrawford.net/Gallery3.jpg


http://www.darlenecrawford.net/Gallery4.jpg


http://www.darlenecrawford.net/Gallery6.jpg


http://www.darlenecrawford.net/Gallery8.jpg


http://www.thehiphopworld.com/images/darlene_crawford_8.jpg





gorillaz4life~

Make It Rain
11-21-2007, 04:08 AM
Speaking of ugliness, check out Melo's fiancee:
http://images.askmen.com/women/celeb_profiles_model/pictures/la_la_vasquez/la_la_vasquez.jpg

Hotlantadude81
11-21-2007, 08:15 AM
http://www.abstracthiphop.com/hip-hop-honeys/darlene_crawford_red_boy_shorts.jpg


http://www.darlenecrawford.net/Gallery1.jpg


http://www.darlenecrawford.net/Gallery2.jpg


http://www.darlenecrawford.net/Gallery3.jpg


http://www.darlenecrawford.net/Gallery4.jpg


http://www.darlenecrawford.net/Gallery6.jpg


http://www.darlenecrawford.net/Gallery8.jpg


http://www.thehiphopworld.com/images/darlene_crawford_8.jpg


Not the hottest women in the world, but that ain't no gorilla either.

GreatHILL
11-21-2007, 08:34 AM
Speaking of ugliness, check out Melo's fiancee:
http://images.askmen.com/women/celeb_profiles_model/pictures/la_la_vasquez/la_la_vasquez.jpg

u must be gay to think she is ugly, that girl is sexy as fucc!

Interminator
11-21-2007, 11:08 AM
u must be gay to think she is ugly, that girl is sexy as fucc!
he is gay.


I aint never heard anybody say Lala is ugly,she is not a dime but shes no lower than a 8.Her body is bangin,her face is pretty,and her personality from all the time I've seen her on MTV or heard her on the radio shows me how down to earth she is.

I cant believe how many dudes here have the nerve to say that buffie or Jamal Crawford's wife is a gorilla.

and that bull****,about walking down the street and finding 50 women who look better.Lets be honest we all live in reality it would most likely take me about 20 hours and travel to all sorts of malls to find 50 women who look better.
Im sure the ones who say bull**** like that only 10 of them would actually be women,the rest would be 15 and 16 year old girls.:confusedshrug:

Interminator
11-21-2007, 11:09 AM
Theres less than 5 people in here who I actually believe:
Gobb is one of them.


The rest of you guys are nerds,total nerds who say set standards for yourself but would have sex with the fattest girl in school if she would let you.

MakeMeSomeFoodHo
11-21-2007, 11:10 AM
u must be gay to think she is ugly, that girl is sexy as fucc!
Lala is nothing special.

Interminator
11-21-2007, 11:17 AM
Lala is nothing special.
Okay lets to the ISH loser test:


Go for a 1 hour walk and find 50 women who undoubtedly look better than Lala.

WoGiTaLiA1
11-21-2007, 11:17 AM
Damn... that last bunch of women... Do you even look at the head? Don't even need to get to the saggy ass to say she is PLAIN. Ordinary as all hell, go for a walk and 50% of the women you see are better. Some people need to get outside more...

Interminator
11-21-2007, 11:20 AM
Damn... that last bunch of women... Do you even look at the head? Don't even need to get to the saggy ass to say she is PLAIN. Ordinary as all hell, go for a walk and 50% of the women you see are better. Some people need to get outside more...
STFU

I can go for a walk,and I cant find more than 3 women who look better,stop exagerrating you loser

You are talking like you live in a city thats made up of 75% models.:oldlol:

You've never even seen black women,you live in Australia ******

WoGiTaLiA1
11-21-2007, 11:26 AM
You've never even seen black women,you live in Australia

Yeah because I live here means I've a)never left the country and b) that we don't have any black people regardless... You just sound stupid and ignorant right now and if you can't find better looking women than that in your town you should move because you are living in the slums. I could walk through Subiaco, Perth, Cottesloe, Scarborough, Leederville or many other suburbs and see at least 50 better looking women within half an hour. She is just PLAIN and average, seriously, look at her head and ass.

Interminator
11-21-2007, 11:38 AM
Yeah because I live here means I've a)never left the country and b) that we don't have any black people regardless... You just sound stupid and ignorant right now and if you can't find better looking women than that in your town you should move because you are living in the slums. I could walk through Subiaco, Perth, Cottesloe, Scarborough, Leederville or many other suburbs and see at least 50 better looking women within half an hour. She is just PLAIN and average, seriously, look at her head and ass.

What black people are in Australia?
not even black people,let me be more specific African Americans.
You have aboriginal people and people from some island strait near there who are of darker skin,they dont count as being African if you dont know.

Where have you been in America?
You most likely have never been to places where fine women like Jamal Crawford's wife exist at.Im talkin about Houston,Atlanta,Miami,and other places like Memphis,Baltimore and Cleveland.

You aint never been there to be around blacks or latinos where women like her are usually found in,you were most likely around a bunch of flat assed white girls with a black token friend in Los Angeles or Seattle wherever you probably visited
and thats why you say you've seen black women?


and yeah I could find better looking women in my town,but I couldnt find 50% of the women I see as being better,maybe because I live in reality.:rolleyes:

If you say you can do it why not go out and find 10 women during a one hour walk who you can undoubtedly say look better than Jamal Crawford's wife.

Post them please,so you can see how redhaired *****es with B cup breasts with pale flat asses get viewed as looking worse than Jamal Crawford's wife:)

WoGiTaLiA1
11-21-2007, 11:49 AM
What black people are in Australia?
not even black people,let me be more specific African Americans.
You have aboriginal people and people from some island strait near there who are of darker skin,they dont count as being African if you dont know.

Wow you are an ignorant fool. Is Africa African enough for you? We have several suburbs that are mostly eastern, southern and western african over here. They sure aren't any kind of majority or anything but there are plenty around, especially if you are at uni anywhere.


You most likely have never been to places where fine women like Jamal Crawford's wife exist at.Im talkin about Houston,Atlanta,Miami,and other places like Memphis,Baltimore and Cleveland.

Wasn't actually talking about Crawfords wife in the post you quoted, was talking about the beast that had multiple photo's posted. Crawfords wife is alright other than the her receding hairline and man ass. I'd probably hit it, wouldn't date her though. Also not sure why you are so caught up on the black thing? Why does a woman have to be black to be better than her? Adriana Lima aint black but she is sure as hell hotter than her. Oh and I've been to Miami, Houston, New Orleans, Orlando, New York, LA, San Fran, Cleveland, Pittsburgh, Philadelphia and Oakland just to name a few places. Pretty sure that some of those people had black people in them but hey, I might just be colour blind and have mistaken the white people there for blacks...


and yeah I could find better looking women in my town,but I couldnt find 50% of the women I see as being better,maybe because I live in reality.

She(Not Crawford the other one) has a borderline ugly face and a saggy cellulite ass and that's in a photoshopped photo with a pose to make her look better. She is spot on average, I would expect 1 in 2 women I see on the street to look better. Gets higher if you rule out the fat women you don't even bother with a second look at.


You aint never been there to be around blacks or latinos where women like her are usually found in,you were most likely around a bunch of flat assed white girls with a black token friend in Los Angeles or Seattle wherever you probably visited
and thats why you say you've seen black women?

Just to clear it up... How is having seen places where women like her are found going to make me think she looks any better? Why would having been to a "ghetto" make her any better looking? Why would seeing a whole group of chicks that look like her, ie average, make me thinks she looks better? Aint going to change her man ass or ugly head. I don't need to have been to Brazil to know Lima is hot, don't need to have gone to Houston to know Beyonce is hot, don't need to have gone to England to know Keeley is hot. Seeing more ordinary looking women won't make one look better and if the women all look like her... Not much incentive to go looking there is there.

WoGiTaLiA1
11-21-2007, 11:51 AM
Post them please,so you can see how redhaired *****es

Oh yeah... and redhaired *****es do nothing for me at all.

MakeMeSomeFoodHo
11-21-2007, 11:53 AM
Okay lets to the ISH loser test:


Go for a 1 hour walk and find 50 women who undoubtedly look better than Lala.
I live in Manhattan, it would only take 10 minutes

Interminator
11-21-2007, 12:01 PM
Wow you are an ignorant fool. Is Africa African enough for you? We have several suburbs that are mostly eastern, southern and western african over here. They sure aren't any kind of majority or anything but there are plenty around, especially if you are at uni anywhere.


Oh im sorry,I should've been more clear by saying that sexy african women usually dont have the body of sexy african american women.I've yet to see a Phat African


Wasn't actually talking about Crawfords wife in the post you quoted, was talking about the beast that had multiple photo's posted. Crawfords wife is alright other than the her receding hairline and man ass. I'd probably hit it, wouldn't date her though. Also not sure why you are so caught up on the black thing? Why does a woman have to be black to be better than her? Adriana Lima aint black but she is sure as hell hotter than her. Oh and I've been to Miami, Houston, New Orleans, Orlando, New York, LA, San Fran, Cleveland, Pittsburgh, Philadelphia and Oakland just to name a few places. Pretty sure that some of those people had black people in them but hey, I might just be colour blind and have mistaken the white people there for blacks...


You do realize the chick with the multiple pictures posted is Crawford's wife
:roll:
Yeah and you've been to those places...and?
You were a tourist,im 100% sure you didnt hit a black "Hip Hop" club where you can find women who not all look better,but share a similar body shape to Crawford's wife


She(Not Crawford the other one) has a borderline ugly face and a saggy cellulite ass and that's in a photoshopped photo with a pose to make her look better. She is spot on average, I would expect 1 in 2 women I see on the street to look better. Gets higher if you rule out the fat women you don't even bother with a second look at.


Once again:roll:



Just to clear it up... How is having seen places where women like her are found going to make me think she looks any better? Why would having been to a "ghetto" make her any better looking? Why would seeing a whole group of chicks that look like her, ie average, make me thinks she looks better? Aint going to change her man ass or ugly head. I don't need to have been to Brazil to know Lima is hot, don't need to have gone to Houston to know Beyonce is hot, don't need to have gone to England to know Keeley is hot. Seeing more ordinary looking women won't make one look better and if the women all look like her... Not much incentive to go looking there is there.


Maybe it will because the women you've seen all apparently look like models if you can actually walk down the street and find 50% of the women you see who look better than Crawford's wife
Another mention of "man ass" you have got to be kidding me,who actually compared a woman's ass to that of a man's?


:roll: :roll:

Interminator
11-21-2007, 12:02 PM
I live in Manhattan, it would only take 10 minutes
Okay.Do it.

What part of Manhattan you live in?

I lived in Washington Heights from age 5-13 and then we moved to Jersey

MakeMeSomeFoodHo
11-21-2007, 12:11 PM
Okay.Do it.

What part of Manhattan you live in?

I lived in Washington Heights from age 5-13 and then we moved to Jersey
LES, Knickerbocker Village...lived here for 20 years.

Lets be honest here, Lala is a celebrity with money and most rich people are good looking because they get the best of everything...so in fairness, if I were to walk down 5th avenue in from 77th street down to 42nd street I would no doubt see 350 women that were better looking than Lala working in the stores alone.....not including the rich ladies shopping in them and walking along 5th. Dude, youre not going to win that arguement. Lala is not all that

WoGiTaLiA1
11-21-2007, 12:13 PM
You do realize the chick with the multiple pictures posted is Crawford's wife

Yeah and you've been to those places...and?
You were a tourist,im 100% sure you didnt hit a black "Hip Hop" club where you can find women who not all look better,but share a similar body shape to Crawford's wife

Ouch... She looks much better in the first couple of photos. Looks horrible in the 2nd bunch and I still don't get how having gone to a club where I would find this kind of woman is going to make her any more or less attractive. That body shape is still not going to appeal to me at all, I don't get the obsession with why a black woman needs a fat ass to be attractive, Beyonce looked better when her ass was smaller. Halle Berry still looks good. I really would like to know how being to a hip hop club would actually make that woman any more attractive? She still has an ugly head and a saggy ass. Seeing other ugly chicks aint making her look better. Seeing other chicks that look better just makes her look worse. As someone who was at the beach today I can say I saw a good 40 women that were better looking and the beach wasn't even busy.

She just isn't good looking, nothing is going to change that. Woman is built like a man and she doesn't have a head that can even go near making up for that.

Interminator
11-21-2007, 12:13 PM
LES, Knickerbocker Village...lived here for 20 years.

Lets be honest here, Lala is a celebrity with money and most rich people are good looking because they get the best of everything...so in fairness, if I were to walk down 5th avenue in from 77th street down to 42nd street I would no doubt see 350 women that were better looking than Lala working in the stores alone.....not including the rich ladies shopping in them and walking along 5th. Dude, youre not going to win that arguement. Lala is not all that
Okay.:)

Interminator
11-21-2007, 12:15 PM
Ouch... She looks much better in the first couple of photos. Looks horrible in the 2nd bunch and I still don't get how having gone to a club where I would find this kind of woman is going to make her any more or less attractive. That body shape is still not going to appeal to me at all, I don't get the obsession with why a black woman needs a fat ass to be attractive, Beyonce looked better when her ass was smaller. Halle Berry still looks good. I really would like to know how being to a hip hop club would actually make that woman any more attractive? She still has an ugly head and a saggy ass. Seeing other ugly chicks aint making her look better. Seeing other chicks that look better just makes her look worse. As someone who was at the beach today I can say I saw a good 40 women that were better looking and the beach wasn't even busy.

She just isn't good looking, nothing is going to change that. Woman is built like a man and she doesn't have a head that can even go near making up for that.

When did Beyonce have a big ass?

Someone please tell me because I've seen more white women with asses bigger than that and look better than that.
Come on now,only people who say Beyonce has a big ass are white people on TV...im just being honest.

MakeMeSomeFoodHo
11-21-2007, 12:16 PM
Okay.:)
as long you know I won:)

MakeMeSomeFoodHo
11-21-2007, 12:17 PM
When did Beyonce have a big ass?

Someone please tell me because I've seen more white women with asses bigger than that and look better than that.
Come on now,only people who say Beyonce has a big ass are white people on TV...im just being honest.
honestly, Bouncy and Jennifer Lopez are 2 celebrites that their asses are always being talked about but I dont think Iever ever seen a really good back shot of either so I couldnt tell you

Interminator
11-21-2007, 12:22 PM
honestly, Bouncy and Jennifer Lopez are 2 celebrites that their asses are always being talked about but I dont think Iever ever seen a really good back shot of either so I couldnt tell you
Neither does really,I guess they have a bigger ass when compared to the 99% of Hollywood actresses with no asses

MakeMeSomeFoodHo
11-21-2007, 12:32 PM
now this is an incredible ass fellas....youre welcome...just click play...its not porn, just a strip tease..no nudity

http://www.guba.com/watch/3000016537

Interminator
11-21-2007, 12:40 PM
now this is an incredible ass fellas....youre welcome...just click play...its not porn, just a strip tease..no nudity

http://www.guba.com/watch/3000016537
yeah its pretty nice.

but its a shame she has to spend her free time doing webcam strip teases to get famous.

MakeMeSomeFoodHo
11-21-2007, 12:49 PM
yeah its pretty nice.

but its a shame she has to spend her free time doing webcam strip teases to get famous.
its sad that this is the world we now live in.

brwnman
11-21-2007, 01:02 PM
Theres less than 5 people in here who I actually believe:
Gobb is one of them.


The rest of you guys are nerds,total nerds who say set standards for yourself but would have sex with the fattest girl in school if she would let you.

uh huh and you make this point based on? have some weight in what you say cause when you don't - it's all bs, nerd...

brwnman
11-21-2007, 01:03 PM
STFU

I can go for a walk,and I cant find more than 3 women who look better,stop exagerrating you loser

You are talking like you live in a city thats made up of 75% models.:oldlol:

You've never even seen black women,you live in Australia ******

another example of a guy who doesn't go outside his house very often...

yeaaaman
11-21-2007, 01:19 PM
another example of a guy who doesn't go outside his house very often...

im closer to believing interminator than i am others..

honestly its a matter of preference, but i think people on this board are exaggerating - that guy who said he can be outside for a 30 min walk and find 50 women better looking...

lets just assume he sees 1000 people (thats 33 people per minute), half are women, thats around 500, we'll say he sees 50 children under the age of 10, 100 girls under the age of 18, 100 girls between the age 18-28, 100 that are between 28-40, and 150 that are 40+

now we can assume a target range of girls between the age of 18-28, and if he sees 100, hes going to find 50, or a one half of the women to be better looking than a model - i dont care what your preferance is of where you are, i just dont believe it - unless of course this is all part of a dream world where one goes for a walk and sees nothing but hot women in their 20's

brwnman
11-21-2007, 01:22 PM
im closer to believing him than i am to others..

honestly its a matter of preference, but i think people on this board are exaggerating - that guy who said he can be outside for a 30 min walk and find 50 women better looking...

lets just assume he sees 1000 people (thats 33 people per minute), half are women, thats around 500, we'll say he sees 50 children under the age of 10, 100 girls under the age of 18, 100 girls between the age 18-28, 100 that are between 28-40, and 150 that are 40+

now we can assume a target range of girls between the age of 18-28, and if he sees 100, hes going to find 50, or a one half of the women to be better looking than a model - i dont care what your preferance is of where you are, i just dont believe it - unless of course this is all part of a dream world here he one goes for a walk and sees nothing but hot women in their 20's

yea I understand that other guys are exaggerating but they are doing so just to prove their point... I mean going outside doesn't mean walk on your street - it should mean going out in a public place... in a mall, you can find 3+ people that you would prefer over her, same with at even in school... it is a preference, I do agree - and she ain't at all attractive to me...

ConspiracyTheory
11-21-2007, 01:26 PM
http://img325.imageshack.us/img325/6940/102nc.jpg

http://img325.imageshack.us/img325/5969/65fq.jpg

http://img325.imageshack.us/img325/4127/124nx.jpg

She used to be a stripper.

"You can't turn a bad girl, good."
~ Jay Z


I believe we have found the legendary sasquatch!

Sharas
11-21-2007, 01:27 PM
im closer to believing interminator than i am others..

honestly its a matter of preference, but i think people on this board are exaggerating

that's the keyword.

and people who call guys that don't like that kind of ass f@gs are being exaggerating bigots too. if we judge by this thread, between one third and one half of the board would be gay. and if you want to play the numbers game, that's highly improbable too.

and even big ass lovers have to admit that gal's face is just plain and man-like. i'd probably do it if i had a chance to do it without putting too much of an effort for sake of an experiment.

but i sure as hell wouldn't work hard to do so. not to mention dating. and she sure as hell isn't top 5 of all women i have seen as the OP said. in fact, not even top 1005

Interminator
11-21-2007, 01:38 PM
that's the keyword.

and people who call guys that don't like that kind of ass f@gs are being exaggerating bigots too. if we judge by this thread, between one third and one half of the board would be gay. and if you want to play the numbers game, that's highly improbable too.

and even big ass lovers have to admit that gal's face is just plain and man-like. i'd probably do it if i had a chance to do it without putting too much of an effort for sake of an experiment.

but i sure as hell wouldn't work hard to do so. not to mention dating. and she sure as hell isn't top 5 of all women i have seen as the OP said. in fact, not even top 1005

Exaggerating yet again.
You've seen and remember 1005 women and can clearly say they all look better than Jamal Crawford's wife?

What dream world are you all in?

When did sexyness mean 95% of her face
Her face:6
Body(other):9
Ass:10
****:8

As long as her ****,ass,body can average out to 9 or better,her face can be as low as a 5(which is average).
Because if we were judging this on just looks and only her face then 50% would say NO and the other 50% would say yes,but only if she has a nice body

After the rest of her body is shown,im sure 1/5 of that 50% who said No would say Yes

Interminator
11-21-2007, 01:39 PM
yea I understand that other guys are exaggerating but they are doing so just to prove their point... I mean going outside doesn't mean walk on your street - it should mean going out in a public place... in a mall, you can find 3+ people that you would prefer over her, same with at even in school... it is a preference, I do agree - and she ain't at all attractive to me...
Post a real woman,that you know that you are attracted to.

yeaaaman
11-21-2007, 01:40 PM
that's the keyword.

and people who call guys that don't like that kind of ass f@gs are being exaggerating bigots too. if we judge by this thread, between one third and one half of the board would be gay. and if you want to play the numbers game, that's highly improbable too.

and even big ass lovers have to admit that gal's face is just plain and man-like. i'd probably do it if i had a chance to do it without putting too much of an effort for sake of an experiment.

but i sure as hell wouldn't work hard to do so. not to mention dating. and she sure as hell isn't top 5 of all women i have seen as the OP said. in fact, not even top 1005

exaggeration is happening on both sides, either way i dont think she looks anything close to a sasquatch as some say b/c if thats the case i wonder what their poor mothers look like

and i dont think the OP means she is literally one of the top 5 hottest women he's ever seen, but if you wouldnt hit that you must be either intimidated of sex, extremely reserved, or highly religious..

SRZ66
11-21-2007, 01:40 PM
if a girls ass cant fit inside your hand, most white guys think its too big, and if she has hips, she's fat. im white

yeaaaman
11-21-2007, 01:43 PM
if a girls ass cant fit inside your hand, most white guys think its too big, and if she has hips, she's fat. im white

if an ass can fit in your hands you might also know you have a young girls ass, or a young boys for that matter

lol i see what you mean but i need some curves and ass is just a plus if the girls fit - crawfords wife is fit with a huge booty = nicee

Da KO King
11-21-2007, 01:44 PM
http://symbianguru.typepad.com/welcome/images/beating_a_dead_horse.jpg

Interminator
11-21-2007, 01:45 PM
exaggeration is happening on both sides, either way i dont think she looks anything close to a sasquatch as some say b/c if thats the case i wonder what their poor mothers look like

and i dont think the OP means she is literally one of the top 5 hottest women he's ever seen, but if you wouldnt hit that you must be either intimidated of sex, extremely reserved, or highly religious..

Oh no,she definetly is not a top 5 hottest woman I've seen,I've seen like 1800 better looking women in my life

shes definetly 1802 on my sexiest woman list

DieHardBullsFan
11-21-2007, 01:46 PM
I remember seeing pictures years ago....



the woman is one of the top 5 sexiest broads in existence


anybody got the pics:lol:


wow NBA players have wives???

who knew :hammerhead:

Interminator
11-21-2007, 01:46 PM
if an ass can fit in your hands you might also know you have a young girls ass, or a young boys for that matter

lol i see what you mean but i need some curves and ass is just a plus if the girls fit - crawfords wife is fit with a huge booty = nicee
Seriously why did you just mention a young boys ass:confusedshrug:

You ever felt a young boys ass?
you ever put your ass in your hand when you were a young boy?


:oldlol: weirdos

Interminator
11-21-2007, 01:47 PM
http://symbianguru.typepad.com/welcome/images/beating_a_dead_horse.jpg
:applause:

This thread will probably never die,this thread shows in entirity how much cultural difference there is between members outside of basketball

yeaaaman
11-21-2007, 01:52 PM
Seriously why did you just mention a young boys ass:confusedshrug:

You ever felt a young boys ass?
you ever put your ass in your hand when you were a young boy?


:oldlol: weirdos

im poking fun at his comment that white people like small asses - to me thats kinda gross as a small ass that fits in your hand can belong to small children... i like big butts:rockon:

clayton
11-21-2007, 01:54 PM
So how many beds did she break?:roll:

i seen hippos
11-21-2007, 01:55 PM
http://www.freeweb.hu/playboymagazin/playboy/9712_Karen_McDougal.jpg

Perfect body. I only posted a link cause there is nudity so be careful at work.

Interminator
11-21-2007, 01:57 PM
im poking fun at his comment that white people like small asses - to me thats kinda gross as a small ass that fits in your hand can belong to small children... i like big butts:rockon:
:ohwell: okay sure.

you could've easily just said 20 year old Taiwanese girls

Interminator
11-21-2007, 02:00 PM
http://www.freeweb.hu/playboymagazin/playboy/9712_Karen_McDougal.jpg

Perfect body. I only posted a link cause there is nudity so be careful at work.

Shes decent.

But as I've seen,everyone here has their own personal preference of women,im still waiting on the Asian loving guy

Because out of every discussion,I've ever been in similar to this theres always that one guy who keeps mentioning how sexy asian women are compared to white,black,latino,and other women.

Interminator
11-21-2007, 02:01 PM
So how many beds did she break?:roll:
What.

:rolleyes:

Even if you meant it as a joke,it made no sense because those who've actually had sex with women know......


(im not going to spoil it for you:) )

MakeMeSomeFoodHo
11-21-2007, 02:05 PM
google keyra ass and look at that masterpiece

yeaaaman
11-21-2007, 02:06 PM
:ohwell: okay sure.

you could've easily just said 20 year old Taiwanese girls

okay sure? i havent palmed any 20 year old Taiwanese ass either sh!thead, its pretty common knowledge that young children, girl or boy, have small asses do i really need to get into it? i made the comment to further my point on how i think small asses are gross --> to me, a young boys ass is gross, so is a small ass... if you dont get that then i dont know how to further explain

C.L.W. "DatDude"
11-21-2007, 02:13 PM
Damn. Will this thread ever die? 17 pages...Wow

Interminator
11-21-2007, 02:18 PM
okay sure? i havent palmed any 20 year old Taiwanese ass either sh!thead, its pretty common knowledge that young children, girl or boy, have small asses do i really need to get into it? i made the comment to further my point on how i think small asses are gross --> to me, a young boys ass is gross, so is a small ass... if you dont get that then i dont know how to further explain

How is it pretty common knowledge,how many people say
"Oh yeah her ass is about as small as my 4 year old sisters"

It doesnt matter if you were saying it as it if it were gross,you're going to come off like a complete pervert no matter what:oldlol:

yeaaaman
11-21-2007, 02:29 PM
How is it pretty common knowledge,how many people say
"Oh yeah her ass is about as small as my 4 year old sisters"

It doesnt matter if you were saying it as it if it were gross,you're going to come off like a complete pervert no matter what:oldlol:

lol who said anything about 4 year old and their own sister?? now your talking about age and family members

and how is it common knowledge? we're talking about small children are you retarded?? like i said i dont want to explain further because it is gross, but you seem not to understand - small children would have a small ass if you dont understand that then im surprised you are able to continue to post replys on this board

it was a general statement that wasnt meant to be talked about in such depth as its a fairly disturbing topic, its one of those 1 and done situations.. if you dont get it then move on..i said it to poke fun at the previous comment, if your so grossed out by it why do you continue the conversation on it? the real pervert is being exposed? :confusedshrug:

Interminator
11-21-2007, 02:34 PM
lol who said anything about 4 year old and their own sister?? now your talking about age and family members

Who said anything about small children until you brought them and their asses up

and how is it common knowledge? we're talking about small children are you retarded?? like i said i dont want to explain further because it is gross, but you seem not to understand - small children would have a small ass if you dont understand that then im surprised you are able to continue to post replys on this board

I shouldnt understand that because I dont need to in order to move on in life,young children having small asses dont have anything to do with anybody's regular life other than a 38 year old child porn addict:oldlol:

it was a general statement that wasnt meant to be talked about in such depth as its a fairly disturbing topic, its one of those 1 and done situations.. if you dont get it then move on..i said it to poke fun at the previous comment, if your so grossed out by it why do you continue the conversation on it? the real pervert is being exposed? :confusedshrug:

..............

yeaaaman
11-21-2007, 02:39 PM
..............

lol i guess your regular life consists of posting your dream women on a basketball forum... im a 20 year old university student, far from a 38 year old pervert living in my moms basement -i made a joke maybe in bad taste but nonetheless it was a joke that i still find funny - its not meant to be overanalyzed because thats where it gets gross

yeaaaman
11-21-2007, 02:44 PM
I shouldnt understand that because I dont need to in order to move on in life,young children having small asses dont have anything to do with anybody's regular life other than a 38 year old child porn addict


lol its a simple fact - its like you saying you dony understand that young children would be small in general - but it really doesnt matter, move on with your life - see you in another thread!

Make It Rain
11-21-2007, 02:53 PM
I couldn't do a chick that looked like a gorilla. You act like she's all that. Look at her stomach. You don't see that flab? Has this monkey ever heard of a gym? And holy sh!t that face. She gets a -10/10 for that sh!t face.

Kobe24
11-21-2007, 04:05 PM
I couldn't do a chick that looked like a gorilla. You act like she's all that. Look at her stomach. You don't see that flab? Has this monkey ever heard of a gym? And holy sh!t that face. She gets a -10/10 for that sh!t face.

Wow, can you be more racist? Gorilla? Monkey? :applause:

Make It Rain
11-21-2007, 07:16 PM
Wow, can you be more racist? Gorilla? Monkey? :applause:
Maybe you're the racist. What does her looking like a gorilla or monkey to me have to do with race? She could be purple for all I care and she'd still look like a gorilla. More like Barney then but still she'd look like a gorilla. People that call out racism are just people that crave attention. Racism will always be called out even though it really barely exists in its raw form.
But on this subject of race, if one person prefers one race of girls over another, does that make that person a racist? Or if they just don't find a particular race of girls attractive (from the ones he has seen), does that make a person racist? You're either a black guy conditioned to play the race card to get ahead in life or seek pity or a white guy wanting to be politically correct. This is just like that Phil Jackson comment thing. People that criticized him for being prejudiced just wanted attention or just didn't like Phil altogether.