I refuse to believe Eric Gordon isnt the offspring of Michael Jordan

[GOBB]

MJ's sons with his wife just arent great basketball players and no signs of them excelling in other sports. Seem like good athletes just not great. And most likely will end up in the coporate world running one of Mj's businesses.

But Eric Gordan? Its screaming MJ son. I know MJ dipped off on his wife and knocked up Eric's mother and told her to keep it hush. He didnt need to pay her off because he insured her if Eric was the one. And he is...he really is. MJ played for Da Bulls, Eric is from Illinois...wears #23, has a fundamentally sound game and is the best freshman in the nation. He even has Mj's ears.


http://www.arizonasportsfans.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/t2kobewi.jpg-"Ears and chin like MJ. I studied his biological makeup"

Exactly...same swagger and all. No waste MJ wasted DNA on his current kids whatever thier name is. I dont even care to know thier name. But Eric Gordon is the truth...he could only come from this mans genes


http://noezbuckets.files.wordpress.com/2007/10/image.jpg

http://msnbcmedia3.msn.com/j/ap/5e1f029d-6111-42ab-b779-880bac6adcc5.widec.jpg


:confusedshrug:

[Lebowsky]

MJ's sons with his wife just arent great basketball players and no signs of them excelling in other sports. Seem like good athletes just not great. And most likely will end up in the coporate world running one of Mj's businesses.

But Eric Gordan? Its screaming MJ son. I know MJ dipped off on his wife and knocked up Eric's mother and told her to keep it hush. He didnt need to pay her off because he insured her if Eric was the one. And he is...he really is. MJ played for Da Bulls, Eric is from Illinois...wears #23, has a fundamentally sound game and is the best freshman in the nation. He even has Mj's ears.


http://www.arizonasportsfans.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/t2kobewi.jpg-"Ears and chin like MJ. I studied his biological makeup"

Exactly...same swagger and all. No waste MJ wasted DNA on his current kids whatever thier name is. I dont even care to know thier name. But Eric Gordon is the truth...he could only come from this mans genes


http://noezbuckets.files.wordpress.com/2007/10/image.jpg

http://msnbcmedia3.msn.com/j/ap/5e1f029d-6111-42ab-b779-880bac6adcc5.widec.jpg


:confusedshrug:


He takes after Kobe Bryant a lot in that first picture

[l0ssr3c0rd]

MJ's sons with his wife just arent great basketball players and no signs of them excelling in other sports. Seem like good athletes just not great. And most likely will end up in the coporate world running one of Mj's businesses.

But Eric Gordan? Its screaming MJ son. I know MJ dipped off on his wife and knocked up Eric's mother and told her to keep it hush. He didnt need to pay her off because he insured her if Eric was the one. And he is...he really is. MJ played for Da Bulls, Eric is from Illinois...wears #23, has a fundamentally sound game and is the best freshman in the nation. He even has Mj's ears.


http://www.arizonasportsfans.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/t2kobewi.jpg-"Ears and chin like MJ. I studied his biological makeup"

Exactly...same swagger and all. No waste MJ wasted DNA on his current kids whatever thier name is. I dont even care to know thier name. But Eric Gordon is the truth...he could only come from this mans genes


http://noezbuckets.files.wordpress.com/2007/10/image.jpg

http://msnbcmedia3.msn.com/j/ap/5e1f029d-6111-42ab-b779-880bac6adcc5.widec.jpg


:confusedshrug:


you fail

[GOBB]

you fail

Like your username? Who created that...your little sister? :roll:

[l0ssr3c0rd]

Like your username? Who created that...your little sister? :roll:

excuse me?

[StroShow4]

-"Ears and chin like MJ. I studied his biological makeup"

:oldlol:

[Big One]

why u have kobe in the first pic?:confusedshrug:

[RidonKs]

He takes after Kobe Bryant a lot in that first picture
Please be joking.

[305Baller]

Fail +2

[GOBB]

why u have kobe in the first pic?:confusedshrug:

Why you talkin like AI in a postgame interview?

[Da KO King]

I'm still not ready to worship at the alter of a 6'2" SG who sucks when playing off ball.

[GOBB]

Fail +2

Miami Heat: Fail +3
Your life: Fail +4

:roll:

[305Baller]

laughing at your own joke

unlimited failure.

[GOBB]

I'm still not ready to worship at the alter of a 6'2" SG who sucks when playing off ball.

You're such a hard ass. :roll: Bout to call you Mercury Morris


http://lougrozaaward.com/images/speakers/MerMorrisHelmet.jpg-"Dont call me when you're on the express way. Call me when you turn the corner and look for a parking spot. Matter of fact.....matter of fact, call me when you're on my porch and I come to the door and ask Who the hell are you pal? Ok? Ok?"

[GOBB]

laughing at your own joke

unlimited failure.

Bitter at GOBB from previous encounter

ownership.

[305Baller]

previous encounter?

(making up stuff to make yourself look good: All-Time FAIL.)

[GOBB]

previous encounter?

(making up stuff to make yourself look good: All-Time FAIL.)

Amnesia?

(forgetting you got mentally molested by the fingers of GOBB's text: Priceless)

[305Baller]

The failure continues.

[BIGSHOT]

:oldlol:

[GOBB]

The failure continues.

Scan your report card...maybe we can see offline failure in its purest form. :oldlol:

[305Baller]

Scan your face so we can see GODs FAILURE in its purest form.

Its over.

[jbot]

the kid does have some game and he's got a strong body for not being all that big. are u an IU fan, GOBB?

[GOBB]

Scan your face so we can see GODs FAILURE in its purest form.

Its over.

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y48/StrikSkillz/gobbie.jpg

Call your mom over to the computer screen now.

Its over (your online time cause mommy wants GOBBs yahooId = GOBBizGOOD)


Beat it loser. :applause:

[GOBB]

the kid does have some game and he's got a strong body for not being all that big. are u an IU fan, GOBB?

Not at all...maybe during Calbert Cheney/Allan Henderson days.

Fan of his game tho. He just killed Michigan.

[305Baller]

I dont see how you win.

[statman32]

Wow this thread went downhill fast..

I like Gordon but I doubt he becomes anything more than a borderline all star combo guard. Don't see the superstar potential there. Maybe hell change my mind come tournament time when players seem to separate themselves.

[jbot]

Not at all...maybe during Calbert Cheney/Allan Henderson days.

Fan of his game tho. He just killed Michigan.

well, i just wanted to know what u thought about armon bassett. he's from my hometown and just wanted to know how good he is. i haven't seen him play much.

[j Fresh3]

Never heard of this guy. Is he really that good? Right now LeBron James is the one. And so is Kobe Bryant. Let's see, is he coming out this year's draft? if he is a bust then you fail and become a hypocrit, but if he is who you say he is, kudos to you.

[Uchiha_Hai]

First picture is Kobe.

And what the hell have your replies been talking about?:wtf:

[GOBB]

Never heard of this guy. Is he really that good? Right now LeBron James is the one. And so is Kobe Bryant. Let's see, is he coming out this year's draft? if he is a bust then you fail and become a hypocrit, but if he is who you say he is, kudos to you.

Hypocrit? WTF is that? Stay in HS another year, be the first to "redshirt".

[GOBB]

well, i just wanted to know what u thought about armon bassett. he's from my hometown and just wanted to know how good he is. i haven't seen him play much.

Not that impressive to me. Needs work.

[mlh1981]

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y48/StrikSkillz/gobbie.jpg

Call your mom over to the computer screen now.

Its over (your online time cause mommy wants GOBBs yahooId = GOBBizGOOD)


Beat it loser. :applause:


Rockin' the polo ralph Lauren I see :rockon:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0W5v8qvyPmg

[l0ssr3c0rd]

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y48/StrikSkillz/gobbie.jpg

Call your mom over to the computer screen now.

Its over (your online time cause mommy wants GOBBs yahooId = GOBBizGOOD)


Beat it loser. :applause:


oh another fail

[C.L.W. "DatDude"]

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y48/StrikSkillz/gobbie.jpg

Call your mom over to the computer screen now.

Its over (your online time cause mommy wants GOBBs yahooId = GOBBizGOOD)


Beat it loser. :applause: :roll:Boozers long lost brother. Anyway I only seen the kid play once. He is underrated and could be the steal of the draft if he comes out.

[Bruinlove]

He's not underrated he's a midget shooting gaurd, all he can hope to be is Ben Gordon part 2

[Loki]

Speaking of progeny, I've always held the secret belief that Dwight Howard and Andrew Bynum are two of Wilt's (many) illegitimate kids. Look at pics of young Wilt and then look at them -- I see a lot of young Wilt in both of them, despite them looking nothing alike.

[reppy]

I can't believe nobody got the joke. "Why there a pic of Kobe? Damn GOBB you stoop-it."

[GOBB]

I can't believe nobody got the joke. "Why there a pic of Kobe? Damn GOBB you stoop-it."

:roll: New generation of ISH posters.

"Joke? Oh we're supposed to laugh at those? http://www.itisplanb.com/board/images/smilies/icon_headscratch.gif"

[Moderation]

MJ's sons with his wife just arent great basketball players and no signs of them excelling in other sports. Seem like good athletes just not great. And most likely will end up in the coporate world running one of Mj's businesses.

But Eric Gordan? Its screaming MJ son. I know MJ dipped off on his wife and knocked up Eric's mother and told her to keep it hush. He didnt need to pay her off because he insured her if Eric was the one. And he is...he really is. MJ played for Da Bulls, Eric is from Illinois...wears #23, has a fundamentally sound game and is the best freshman in the nation. He even has Mj's ears.


http://www.arizonasportsfans.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/t2kobewi.jpg-"Ears and chin like MJ. I studied his biological makeup"

Exactly...same swagger and all. No waste MJ wasted DNA on his current kids whatever thier name is. I dont even care to know thier name. But Eric Gordon is the truth...he could only come from this mans genes


http://noezbuckets.files.wordpress.com/2007/10/image.jpg

http://msnbcmedia3.msn.com/j/ap/5e1f029d-6111-42ab-b779-880bac6adcc5.widec.jpg


:confusedshrug:
how annoying is it when people quote a whole post with pics only to write one line. :)

[eeeeeebro]

are you kidding me i watched the college game on espn today and gordon does not command respect from his team nor does he ask for the ball to be in his hands.

[clipps]

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y48/StrikSkillz/gobbie.jpg

Call your mom over to the computer screen now.

Its over (your online time cause mommy wants GOBBs yahooId = GOBBizGOOD)


Beat it loser. :applause:

What's funny, my mom was actually walking by the computer. Here's my convo with her

Mom: What are you doing?

Me: nothin, just bored.

Mom: Who's that black man with the fat face?

Me: Just some random dude posting a picture of himself on a basketball forum.

Mom: He needs to get a life. I'm glad you are not that desperate for attention.

[ukballer]

What's funny, my mom was actually walking by the computer. Here's my convo with her

Mom: What are you doing?

Me: nothin, just bored.

Mom: Who's that black man with the fat face?

Me: Just some random dude posting a picture of himself on a basketball forum.

Mom: He needs to get a life. I'm glad you are not that desperate for attention.

Double ownership :oldlol:

[Moderation]

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y48/StrikSkillz/gobbie.jpg

Call your mom over to the computer screen now.

Its over (your online time cause mommy wants GOBBs yahooId = GOBBizGOOD)


Beat it loser. :applause:
Wow you're cute. Come on guys give some props to a attractive man. I wish i was him... a cute oldish black guy... sweet, id get somewhere in the world if i looked like him! Maybe i could even work in retail or something!

[wang4three]

Eric is from Illinois
No. He was born and raised in Indiana.

[dejordan]

Speaking of progeny, I've always held the secret belief that Dwight Howard and Andrew Bynum are two of Wilt's (many) illegitimate kids. Look at pics of young Wilt and then look at them -- I see a lot of young Wilt in both of them, despite them looking nothing alike.
agree with the op and this. also there's no way that lebron is not one of kemp's kids. not possible. that freakish athleticism and horrendous forehead came from only one source.

[wang4three]

Speaking of progeny, I've always held the secret belief that Dwight Howard and Andrew Bynum are two of Wilt's (many) illegitimate kids. Look at pics of young Wilt and then look at them -- I see a lot of young Wilt in both of them, despite them looking nothing alike.

I guess if he was 50 and still considered hot among the 30 year olds.


agree with the op and this. also there's no way that lebron is not one of kemp's kids. not possible. that freakish athleticism and horrendous forehead came from only one source.

Kemp was 15 when Bron was born.

[l0ssr3c0rd]

What's funny, my mom was actually walking by the computer. Here's my convo with her

Mom: What are you doing?

Me: nothin, just bored.

Mom: Who's that black man with the fat face?

Me: Just some random dude posting a picture of himself on a basketball forum.

Mom: He needs to get a life. I'm glad you are not that desperate for attention.


is that him? Why do people post pics of themselves like that? Do they really want attention that bad? wow

[Sharas]

back to topic, i'm right now watching a record of hoosiers vs. michigan game.

and eric gordon definitely looks legit. he's undersized, but strong, bulky and athletic along with incredible shooting touch. however, i didn't noticed any in between game, only layups and 3 pointers, plus one filthy cram in the traffic. if he develops that, he'll be a premiere nba player.

and from this very small sample, i'd definitely say he has higher ceiling than ben gordon. he's just got that innate gift for attacking the basket.

[dejordan]

I guess if he was 50 and still considered hot among the 30 year olds.



Kemp was 15 when Bron was born.
but he was a mature 15.

[GOBB]

What's funny, my mom was actually walking by the computer. Here's my convo with her

Mom: What are you doing?

Me: nothin, just bored.

Mom: Who's that black man with the fat face?

Me: Just some random dude posting a picture of himself on a basketball forum.

Mom: He needs to get a life. I'm glad you are not that desperate for attention.

And thats why your dad left your mom and she lives alone. You're the only "guy" she needs. :roll:




No. He was born and raised in Indiana.

I said Indiana, it was a typo :hammerhead:




is that him? Why do people post pics of themselves like that? Do they really want attention that bad? wow

Coming from you with that USERNAME? :oldlol:

What is your REASON for using the number 3 for "E"? 0 for "O" and "ssr" to represent the "e" is somewhere sandwhiched in between the letters?

Little girls lookin for attention type like that...but you're a male. Excuse better be a good one. Wait you dodged that question prior. :no:

[EricForman]

Kemp was 15 when Bron was born.

it's called a joke. doubt dejordan REALLY truly thinks Lebron is Kemp's son.

[clipps]

And thats why your dad left your mom and she lives alone. You're the only "guy" she needs. :roll:

Nah. Mom and dad are still together. But it's definitely the same reason why your girl left you for me. Can't believe a ***** would drive all the way from Philly to New Mexico. Got bored of her though.

[wang4three]

it's called a joke. doubt dejordan REALLY truly thinks Lebron is Kemp's son.
It's called ball busting. Don't be a dick.

[EricForman]

It's called ball busting. Don't be a dick.

replying to an obvious joke with one of those "actually, what you said isn't possible because of so and so" with a matter-of-fact tone isn't called ball busting. It's called not getting the joke.

[ItsMillerTime]

Way to keep a thread on topic, *********s. Eric Gordon is BEAST. Period. Has excellent range, explosive speed, moster dunking ability. He'll go pro and produce.

[Lebron23]

http://a.espncdn.com/photo/2009/0108/nba_g_gordon1_sw_576.jpg

Mike Dunleavy finally made a good decision by giving more playing time to Eric Gordon, and the 20 yrs.old Rookie is averaging 25.2 ppg in his last 5 games.


I ranked him as the 4th best rookie in his draft class behind OJ Mayo, Derrick Rose, and Russell Westbrook.

He's a combo guard that has the ability to attack the basket, and I predict that he's going to become one of the best scorer in the NBA in the next decade.




:hammertime: :hammertime: :hammertime:

[InspiredLebowski]

Hey may end up a pretty good scorer, just don't smoke any weed around him.

[Lebron23]

Eric Gordon 21 points in the First Half againts the 2nd best defensive team in the NBA.


:applause: :applause: :applause:

[postmupndunkit]

MJ's sons with his wife just arent great basketball players and no signs of them excelling in other sports. Seem like good athletes just not great. And most likely will end up in the coporate world running one of Mj's businesses.

But Eric Gordan? Its screaming MJ son. I know MJ dipped off on his wife and knocked up Eric's mother and told her to keep it hush. He didnt need to pay her off because he insured her if Eric was the one. And he is...he really is. MJ played for Da Bulls, Eric is from Illinois...wears #23, has a fundamentally sound game and is the best freshman in the nation. He even has Mj's ears.


http://www.arizonasportsfans.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/t2kobewi.jpg-"Ears and chin like MJ. I studied his biological makeup"

Exactly...same swagger and all. No waste MJ wasted DNA on his current kids whatever thier name is. I dont even care to know thier name. But Eric Gordon is the truth...he could only come from this mans genes


http://noezbuckets.files.wordpress.com/2007/10/image.jpg

http://msnbcmedia3.msn.com/j/ap/5e1f029d-6111-42ab-b779-880bac6adcc5.widec.jpg


:confusedshrug:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tdbt-sx5MDc

[wang4three]

Marcus Jordan looks like a promising player. I love Jeff for the Illini though.

[kumquat]

If anyones got michael jordan genes it's Kwame Brown, it explains his drafting, it explains why he was so harsh on his kid, it explains his disowning of him. Draft my son #1 and you won't have to pay child support.

http://sportsmed.starwave.com/media/nba/2001/0628/photo/a_kwame_i.jpg

[AirGauge23]

If anyones got michael jordan genes it's Kwame Brown, it explains his drafting, it explains why he was so harsh on his kid, it explains his disowning of him. Draft my son #1 and you won't have to pay child support.

http://sportsmed.starwave.com/media/nba/2001/0628/photo/a_kwame_i.jpg

Too bad he didn't inherit his hands.

[Lebron23]

MJ's sons with his wife just arent great basketball players and no signs of them excelling in other sports. Seem like good athletes just not great. And most likely will end up in the coporate world running one of Mj's businesses.

But Eric Gordan? Its screaming MJ son. I know MJ dipped off on his wife and knocked up Eric's mother and told her to keep it hush. He didnt need to pay her off because he insured her if Eric was the one. And he is...he really is. MJ played for Da Bulls, Eric is from Illinois...wears #23, has a fundamentally sound game and is the best freshman in the nation. He even has Mj's ears.


http://www.arizonasportsfans.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/t2kobewi.jpg-"Ears and chin like MJ. I studied his biological makeup"

Exactly...same swagger and all. No waste MJ wasted DNA on his current kids whatever thier name is. I dont even care to know thier name. But Eric Gordon is the truth...he could only come from this mans genes


http://noezbuckets.files.wordpress.com/2007/10/image.jpg

http://msnbcmedia3.msn.com/j/ap/5e1f029d-6111-42ab-b779-880bac6adcc5.widec.jpg


:confusedshrug:

Back when GOBB was the no.1 bully on insidehoops