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Day La Ghetto
02-11-2008, 03:42 AM
trust me there lots of titles out there for this.

ex. Shogun: 40 yr old Virgin
ex. 2 Hawker: Elf
ex. 3 Geewiz: Home Alone
....

Day La Ghetto
02-11-2008, 03:43 AM
Catz: 3 Men and a baby

hateraid
02-11-2008, 03:45 AM
hateraid: The Fast and The Furious. My wifey is not happy with this one:(

Day La Ghetto
02-11-2008, 03:47 AM
Me: Big Trouble in little China

B-Low
02-11-2008, 03:50 AM
B-Low: Night of the Living Dead



what can i say, I've done a lot of things i regret....

Bruinlove
02-11-2008, 03:51 AM
Love and Basketball

Cleaves
02-11-2008, 04:03 AM
Free Willy

Darsh
02-11-2008, 04:29 AM
There will be blood

miller-time
02-11-2008, 04:39 AM
i am legend

but its probably more one flew over the cuckoos nest. because most of the women end up being bat**** crazy and i end up lobotomising myself.

El Kabong
02-11-2008, 04:56 AM
Umm. Urban Legend. It may or may not have happened a long long time ago. No one knows for sure.

lovethetriangle
02-11-2008, 05:29 AM
Finding nemo

brandonislegend
02-11-2008, 05:36 AM
There will be blood

:oldlol: :applause:

TheGame414
02-11-2008, 05:43 AM
Fight Club

reppy
02-11-2008, 05:59 AM
Freddy Got Fingered

SCdac
02-11-2008, 06:49 AM
Honestly, after getting a taste of the single life again, I'd have to go with.... Booty Call.

jo3y91
02-11-2008, 07:07 AM
Goal!

lowblok
02-11-2008, 07:35 AM
What, no Fist Full of Dollars or For a Few Dollars More?....

bigkingsfan
02-11-2008, 07:48 AM
Crouching tiger Hidden Dragon

kwajo
02-11-2008, 09:07 AM
Fiddler on the Roof

JEFFERSON MONEY
02-11-2008, 09:47 AM
Larger than Life and Sleeping Beauty.

gb8
02-11-2008, 09:50 AM
Enough

kidachi
02-11-2008, 10:44 AM
million dollar baby

Rasheed1
02-11-2008, 10:52 AM
XXX :pimp:

J.O.R.D.A.N.-#45
02-11-2008, 10:58 AM
Once Upon a Time in Mexico

PK3434
02-11-2008, 11:04 AM
The Big Labowski

Legend of Josh
02-11-2008, 11:10 AM
This is easy...

Top Gun

[ end thread ]

bomber
02-11-2008, 11:20 AM
Grandma's Boy.

J/K

Rasheed1
02-11-2008, 11:33 AM
*American Gigolo

*Love jones

*what a girl wants

:pimp:

Kebab Stall
02-11-2008, 11:41 AM
Brokeback Mountain, but I do have limits so, No Country For Old Men.



Just kidding people.

The Myth
02-11-2008, 12:07 PM
Bend it like Beckam

glidedrxlr22
02-11-2008, 12:16 PM
Rambone :pimp:

DoubleTech
02-11-2008, 12:36 PM
Die Hard: With a Vengence

Done_And_Done
02-11-2008, 12:36 PM
million dollar baby

Ironically enough, the case for that flick was literally sitting right in front me as I read through this post. {Pointless Fact}

Great movie nontheless...

Ill throw out a few randoms...

NUMBER 1:

"400 Blows"

http://www.andyfilm.com/400blows06.jpg


NUMBER 2:

"My Boss's Daughter"

Its pretty well self explanitory but a loooooong depressing story that id much rather spare you guys with...

http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/153/855111~My-Boss-s-Daughter-Posters.jpg


AND just for the sake of claiming it before anyone else does because i forsee it as just being a matter of time before someone un-modestly posts it...

"He Got Game"

SOOOO CORNY yet so damn relative to the thread...

http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/DMS/841213~He-Got-Game-Video-Release-Posters.jpg




Done
&
Done

bomber
02-11-2008, 12:42 PM
Bend it like Beckam

Ouch. Bent ***** must hurt.

Edit: wow we can't say ***** so bent pen15

IlliniFan
02-11-2008, 12:46 PM
I Am Legend

J.O.R.D.A.N.-#45
02-11-2008, 12:57 PM
GOBB:

Philadelphia

skan72
02-11-2008, 12:59 PM
Finding Forrester

Legend of Josh
02-11-2008, 01:11 PM
I Am Legend

:roll:

This has already been used; oh and we've seen what you look like - try again.

It's more like ...

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51M7KBKQSML._SS500_.jpg

:roll:

Legend of Josh
02-11-2008, 01:15 PM
I'm surprised no one has said "Deep Impact"

... well anyway I'm changing mine from Top Gun to ...

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/5150XBJG0FL._SS500_.jpg

:confusedshrug:

What can I say - I'm a necrophiliac who occasionally enjoys a little beastality here and there.

enayes
02-11-2008, 01:19 PM
Gone in Sixty Seconds

Tarik One
02-11-2008, 01:19 PM
1. Great Balls of Fire

2. 48 Hours

3. Another 48 Hours

T.O.RAPS
02-11-2008, 01:24 PM
The Punisher

enayes
02-11-2008, 01:24 PM
Big Daddy
Hot Rod
Inside Man
What Women Want
fun with dick and jane
Mr. Woodcock

take your pick.....

The Ownage
02-11-2008, 01:28 PM
Over Her Dead Body.
Shoot Down.

Kebab Stall
02-11-2008, 01:28 PM
Big Daddy
Hot Rod
Inside Man
What Women Want
fun with dick and jane
Mr. Woodcock

take your pick.....
I don't know about this one, sounds a bit fruity to me.

enayes
02-11-2008, 01:32 PM
I don't know about this one, sounds a bit fruity to me.


yea your right..lol..okay to clarify I said inside man..not inside a man...haha

Done_And_Done
02-11-2008, 01:35 PM
I don't know about this one, sounds a bit fruity to me.

I love how it was so causually / non shalantly inserted in the middle of the pack between various blatant hetero titles... :oldlol:

pete's montreux
02-11-2008, 01:36 PM
A Guide to Recognizing your Taints.

enayes
02-11-2008, 01:39 PM
I love how it was so causually / non shalantly inserted in the middle of the pack between various blatant hetero titles... :oldlol:


i didnt mean anything by it lol

Kebab Stall
02-11-2008, 01:39 PM
I love how it was so causually / non shalantly inserted in the middle of the pack between various blatant hetero titles... :oldlol:
:oldlol: Like we wouldn't notice.

enayes
02-11-2008, 01:39 PM
Midnight Meat Train

ihatetimthomas
02-11-2008, 01:40 PM
28 days later

Done_And_Done
02-11-2008, 01:41 PM
Midnight Meat Train


Commmmon Ena...

Is Midnight Meat Train a serious attempt to sway our views upon your flamboyantness now... :cheers:



EDIT: WTF is a Mignight Meat Train ANYWAY.... lol
Sounds vile

enayes
02-11-2008, 01:43 PM
Commmmon Ena...

Is Midnight Meat Train a serious attempt to sway our views upon your flamboyantness now... :cheers:



EDIT: WTF is a Mignight Meat Train ANYWAY.... lol
Sounds vile


When I said inside man I didnt mean inside a man..lol..i meant as in a man who gets inside alot..but whatever..you guys can have your fun haha

enayes
02-11-2008, 01:44 PM
Mission Impossible

Kebab Stall
02-11-2008, 01:44 PM
When I said inside man I didnt mean inside a man..lol..i meant as in a man who gets inside alot..but whatever..you guys can have your fun haha
We know what you meant. We're just havin' a bit fun.

Done_And_Done
02-11-2008, 01:46 PM
When I said inside man I didnt mean inside a man..lol..i meant as in a man who gets inside alot..but whatever..you guys can have your fun haha

:cheers: Im just breakin balls bro...

Although the laughter provided did make up for my incredbly shi*tty morning...

J.O.R.D.A.N.-#45
02-11-2008, 02:05 PM
Mission Impossible

:roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:

PsychoWorm
02-11-2008, 02:13 PM
Mission Impossible

:oldlol: well done

some funny ones:

Becoming Jane
Hot Fuzz
Sicko

Rasheed1
02-11-2008, 02:14 PM
easy rider :lol:

Get Shorty :lol: :lol:

blasian
02-11-2008, 02:15 PM
Anaconda
From Dusk Til Dawn
In & Out
In Too Deep
Kingdom Come
Monster Balls
Scream
2 Fast 2 Furious
What Dreams May Come
You Got Served

Rasheed1
02-11-2008, 02:23 PM
Anaconda
From Dusk Til Dawn
In & Out
In Too Deep
Kingdom Come
Monster Balls
Scream
2 Fast 2 Furious
What Dreams May Come
You Got Served

I thought about you got served and In too Deep...

how about Raging Bull? :oldlol:

or tell no one :oldlol:

LJJ
02-11-2008, 02:50 PM
Godzilla.

IlliniFan
02-11-2008, 02:51 PM
:roll:

This has already been used; oh and we've seen what you look like - try again.

It's more like ...

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51M7KBKQSML._SS500_.jpg

:roll:
Did you even post your picture? If not, you're really in no position to talk about anyone else's looks. You probably know if you post it people would stop talking about Romo as the biggest loser on this board. I wouldn't be making fun of anybody after that whole "I ran to the library so I could prove how I fooled you guys" incident. Also,You're the only one that constantly feels the need to comment on my picture.

Legend of Josh
02-11-2008, 02:55 PM
Did you even post your picture? If not, you're really in no position to talk about anyone else's looks. You probably know if you post it people would stop talking about Romo as the biggest loser on this board. I wouldn't be making fun of anybody after that whole "I ran to the library so I could prove how I fooled you guys" incident. Also,You're the only one that constantly feels the need to comment on my picture.

I'm going to post my picture on here, when I get around to it. I don't really use my comp much at home, but I'll post my pic sometime. I've always planned on this, not like I'm trying to hide myself.

The library thing was a joke. I stated that already. You can't take anything I say serious.

You look like a 12 year old that weighs 92 lbs soaking wet with a retarded look on your face like your name is Forest Gump.

Nuff said.

gts
02-11-2008, 03:00 PM
great thread...too funny..how about. big trouble in little china cracked me up
here's some random thoughts

miracle on ice
the good the bad and the ugly

Legend of Josh
02-11-2008, 03:01 PM
the good the bad and the ugly

Sounds like one hell of a 3-some

IlliniFan
02-11-2008, 03:01 PM
"Ill post it when I get around to it"

Translation: I'm looking for something on the web that isn't obviously a fake.

I'm sure that library thing was a joke buddy. I'm sure it was. You're probably planning your next prank on ISH as we speak. I don't want you to get derailed though so, go on now, get back to writing that script, embarrass yourself beyond belief, then claim that it was all just a joke.

Legend of Josh
02-11-2008, 03:03 PM
No, any pic I post will be legit.

If I post anymore pranks, it'll be under a different name - so you'll never know.

hehe

Rasheed1
02-11-2008, 03:05 PM
Ali Baba and the 40 thieves

The amazing Dr. Clitterhouse

Bang the drum slowly

Rasheed1
02-11-2008, 03:09 PM
Camelot :cheers:

Rasheed1
02-11-2008, 03:36 PM
The Nutty Professor :lol:

Gold Finger :D

Rasheed1
02-11-2008, 03:45 PM
Mary Poppins

Moby Dick


:banana:

DatZNasty
02-11-2008, 03:51 PM
http://www.impawards.com/2005/posters/forty_year_old_virgin.jpg

J.O.R.D.A.N.-#45
02-11-2008, 03:57 PM
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0431219/

:oldlol:

LJJ
02-11-2008, 03:58 PM
Sheed is on a roll. :applause:

Keep it coming.

Toy Story
Strangers on a Train

J.O.R.D.A.N.-#45
02-11-2008, 03:59 PM
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0431219/

Double post...

:oldlol:

glidedrxlr22
02-11-2008, 03:59 PM
If I was Italian:

http://www.pod1.co.za/images/Italian_Stallion.jpg

Rasheed1
02-11-2008, 04:02 PM
E.T (extra testicle) :roll: <Cheech Marin made that one up

A Shot in the Dark :)

Jaws

reppy
02-11-2008, 04:07 PM
The Whole Nine Yards

gts
02-11-2008, 04:20 PM
three men and a little lady

above the rim

battle of the bulge

J.O.R.D.A.N.-#45
02-11-2008, 04:22 PM
Big

Tarik One
02-11-2008, 04:51 PM
The Whole Nine Yards

The best one so far

enayes
02-11-2008, 04:57 PM
The best one so far


nope

ihatetimthomas
02-11-2008, 05:14 PM
indecent proposal

gone in 60 seconds

King Kong

Dirty Dancing

Ol Dirty Bastard
02-11-2008, 05:56 PM
Me : Blood In, Blood Out
:applause:

Ben Jordan
02-11-2008, 06:04 PM
There will be blood
hahaha

enayes
02-11-2008, 06:18 PM
indecent proposal

gone in 60 seconds
King Kong

Dirty Dancing



already said by me.....

basketballer4
02-11-2008, 06:19 PM
Kung Pow: Enter the Fist

SCdac
02-11-2008, 06:21 PM
Over Her Dead Body

blasian
02-11-2008, 06:24 PM
Shaft

enayes
02-11-2008, 06:25 PM
while you were sleeping

blasian
02-11-2008, 06:32 PM
The Animal
Any Given Sunday
As Good As It Gets

ihatetimthomas
02-11-2008, 06:33 PM
already said by me.....


um who cares?

enayes
02-11-2008, 06:36 PM
um who cares?


threads like this get really repetitive if you dont read first..you know how to read right?

blasian
02-11-2008, 06:37 PM
Double Team

ihatetimthomas
02-11-2008, 06:38 PM
threads like this get really repetitive if you dont read first..you know how to read right?

whats your prob man. it was an easy mistake. sorry i almost took credit away from your brilliant response. get a life

enayes
02-11-2008, 06:40 PM
whats your prob man. it was an easy mistake. sorry i almost took credit away from your brilliant response. get a life


its not an easy mistake if you just read first...i know its no big deal..lol..but your the one that had an attitude....

starface
02-11-2008, 07:15 PM
An Inconvenient Truth

Younggrease
02-11-2008, 07:19 PM
Stranger then Fiction

JEFFERSON MONEY
02-11-2008, 08:16 PM
Pootie Tang
Rough Riderz
Glory
Ace in the Hole (42)
The Greatest Game Ever Played
Anastasia (Homophone)
Life is Beautiful
Cold Hard "Mountain"
Doc: Come on Baby Light My Fire
American Beauty
In the Heat of the Night (Black Lawyer Down South)

WhiteMosɘs
02-11-2008, 08:32 PM
Gone in Sixty Seconds

:roll: :roll: :applause:

PK3434
02-11-2008, 10:03 PM
In too Deep

Wadeisabeast
02-11-2008, 10:08 PM
Waiting

starface
02-11-2008, 10:11 PM
Sister Act

:banana:

J.O.R.D.A.N.-#45
02-11-2008, 10:23 PM
An Inconvenient Truth

I guess you found out that "she" was a "he"?

NotWorthy
02-11-2008, 10:46 PM
Arggghg ... "Knocked Up"

snipes12
02-11-2008, 10:58 PM
alien versus predator

v-unit
02-11-2008, 11:22 PM
Cloverfield

FOYE4MVP
02-11-2008, 11:23 PM
Id set my ex on fire.

Showtime
02-12-2008, 12:09 AM
Superboy: Never Been Kissed

SCY
02-12-2008, 01:03 AM
Why Did I Get Married?

WhiteMosɘs
02-12-2008, 01:08 AM
alien versus predator

:roll: There are some real gems in this thread.

ALBballer
02-12-2008, 01:21 AM
Toy Story

starface
02-12-2008, 01:24 AM
White Chicks.

SCY
02-12-2008, 01:34 AM
Big Monster on Campus
Jungle Juice
Home Grown
While You Were Sleeping
The Velocity of Gary



I'm having way too much fun with this.

jbot
02-12-2008, 01:40 AM
Cheaper by the Dozen

bigkingsfan
02-12-2008, 01:42 AM
No Country for Old Men

wTFaMonkey
02-12-2008, 01:44 AM
crouching tiger hidden dragon

:roll:
:applause: :applause:

RidonKs
02-12-2008, 01:54 AM
Toy Story
Gone in 60 Seconds

:oldlol:

G-train
02-12-2008, 02:08 AM
Snakes on a plane
Terminated 1,2 & 3
Dodgeball

gts
02-12-2008, 02:10 AM
the abyss

Jackass18
02-12-2008, 02:11 AM
300
All Quiet on the Western Front
The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas
Catch Me If You Can
Close Encounters of the Third Kind
Dazed and Confused
Dirty Harry
Ed Wood
Enter the Dragon
F.I.S.T.
Juice
The Lady Vanishes
Lethal Weapon
The Longest Day
Open Range
Safety Last!
Sideways
Better Luck Tomorrow
Black Hawk Down
Blow
Breach
Clear and Present Danger
Clueless
The Firm
The Hunt for Red October
The Long Riders
The Man Who Knew Too Little
Marathon Man
Misery
Superbad
Three Days of the Condor
All the Right Moves
Creepshow
Duck, You Sucker
Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events
Speed
Sudden Impact
The Talented Mr. Ripley
The Trouble with Harry
Wait Until Dark
Can't Buy Me Love
Can't Hardly Wait
Stuck On You
Best of the Best
Blood Work
Bloodsport
Bringing Down the House
Money Talks
Panic Room
Shooter
The One
Prom Night
Spanking the Monkey
Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot

And, some suggestions for you freaks and queers:
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
House of 1000 Corpses
Boyz N the Hood
Biker Boyz
An Officer and a Gentleman
A Few Good Men
Eight Men Out
Hard Eight
My Cousin Vinny
Kids
Of Mice and Men
The Deer Hunter
Twelve Monkeys

G-train
02-12-2008, 02:11 AM
Pee Wee's Big Adventure

G-train
02-12-2008, 02:12 AM
300

Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot

Twelve Monkeys

:oldlol:

kentatm
02-12-2008, 03:02 AM
sadly for me its

Now and Then

enayes
01-27-2012, 04:58 PM
willy wonka and the chocolate factory

LBJMVP
01-27-2012, 05:02 PM
willy wonka and the chocolate factory
:lol

LBJMVP
01-27-2012, 05:06 PM
brokeback mountain..... :D

Jackass18
01-27-2012, 05:29 PM
brokeback mountain..... :D

You have sex with mountains?

LBJMVP
01-27-2012, 05:31 PM
You have sex with mountains?


every year i go to this mountain with my guy friend
he plows me so hard from behind it feel like my back is breaking
so we call the mountain brokeback mountain.
(no homo)

Scoooter
01-27-2012, 05:48 PM
Big Trouble in Little China

KB8tHeGrEaT
01-28-2012, 01:41 AM
Balls of Fury
The Incredible Hulk
Superman
Iron Man


Iz cookin'

Take Your Lumps
01-28-2012, 03:07 AM
Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs

ILLsmak
01-28-2012, 04:01 AM
every year i go to this mountain with my guy friend
he plows me so hard from behind it feel like my back is breaking
so we call the mountain brokeback mountain.
(no homo)

hahahaha. If there was ever time for a "no homo" that is it.

-Smak

El Kabong
01-28-2012, 04:23 AM
The Soloist.

SCREWstonRockets
01-28-2012, 06:28 PM
Are We There Yet?

shawbryant
01-29-2012, 12:00 AM
THE HOURS:banana:

GOBB
01-29-2012, 01:41 PM
Clueless :banana:

Fixed, for comedy reasons

"thats my navel"
"no thats my ass, ugh"

RaininTwos
02-21-2012, 02:33 AM
The Pursuit of Happyness

Marv_Albert
02-21-2012, 02:36 AM
What Women Want

RaininTwos
02-21-2012, 02:40 AM
For a Few Dollars More

iDefend5
02-21-2012, 02:41 AM
For a Few Dollars More
thought yours would be 40 year old virgin

RaininTwos
02-21-2012, 02:48 AM
thought yours would be 40 year old virgin

Beauty and the Beast.

VishaltotheG
02-21-2012, 04:08 PM
Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close

macmac
02-21-2012, 04:44 PM
Rear Window
8 1/2
The Passion of Christ

SourPatchKids
02-21-2012, 04:48 PM
Requiem for a cream.

Tarik One
02-21-2012, 05:51 PM
Imitation of Life (blow up dolls)

Knicks101
02-21-2012, 06:00 PM
Return to Never Land

HylianNightmare
02-21-2012, 06:15 PM
a river runs through it

Gunnin4HoLeS
02-21-2012, 08:48 PM
Titanic

MK2V1GP
02-22-2012, 01:23 AM
Gladiator

The Rock

Predator

Myth
02-22-2012, 02:13 AM
Undefeated

The Untouchables

The Dark Knight Rises (ok, I'm not black, but this one would be good)

QUIZZLE
02-22-2012, 02:14 AM
Schindler's Fist

Myth
02-22-2012, 02:45 AM
Schindler's Fist

I don't think you got the point of the thread.

sirkeelma
02-22-2012, 01:59 PM
Indiana Bones.

Faptastrophe
02-22-2012, 02:12 PM
A Series Of Unfortunate Events

Rnbizzle
02-22-2012, 02:18 PM
Skimming through this thread is gold. :lol

I don't know how I've never seen this thread.