Fun things to do in public restrooms.

[Ceballos]

When I was in 7th grade... if the restroom was empty I would go into a stall lock the door then crawl under the wall to the next stall and lock that one till all of them were locked then I would crawl out from under the door and leave.

One time in grade 8...I was taking a urinary session in one of the many school washroom facilities.

As I was doing the deed, i noticed a strong feces aroma present in the air, then i realized someone was in one of the stalls. weird thing is, i saw this long hair hanging down by the feet, so they were either coping with the pain of their feces, or looking at whoever was out there (me).

So i went to wash my hands, realizing what had to be done just as i rinsed. I took like 8 paper towels. i proceeded to soak them in some water, and squeezed it off a little so it's not too soggy. I looked over at the stall, the long hair still visible from underneath the wall, and threw, as hard as i could, the paper towel. It made a thundering boom as it struck the stall wall. It was one that echoed through the entire washroom. suddenly, the hair jerked up and the feet did a panicky dance.

I then gtfo'd

And in high school..i did a lot of outlandiish things in the bathrooms. I did puppet shows with my hands to people taking a dump, and they would always grunt and say "What the fug dude, get uhh umf outta here!". Sometimes they'd even watch, and stay there like a zombie.

Or when one of my friends would come in while someone in the bathroom was taking a dump, i would point to the stall where someone would be crapping in, and say " *snicker* dude, there's something weird in there". He would then open the door to the person crapping, and it would result in weird eye contact following by embarresment.

Or I would do the classic of turning off the light while a person was crapping, and i'd take a handy dandy flashlight, and flash it at their feet once every minute to see how they were doing. Most of the time they'd not move a muscle, and some other times the person would get pissed off and cuss out loud as fug.

You can also throw something in the stall in the dark too. Wet toilet paper, or some other junk on the ground works. But watch out, run, because the person is bound to come out with feces still halfway through their arse. I almost got my arse whipped when this bodybuilder guy jumped out of the stall unexpectedly, and i flashed my flashlight at his face, and it looks like i was in the blair witch movie or something because that guy looked fugging pissed, so i turned my flashlight off, and ran out of there, hitting some things before exiting.


I don't do those crazy things anymore, unless i see an advantage of me getting the fug out of there fast.


I also used to go to girls portapotty things, and piss all over the toilet paper, and toilet. Then wait next to the guys portapotty saying i'm waiting for my friend, and the girl will come out within seconds saying someone pissed all over with a disgusted face. I would also do that, and tell guy to go in the girls bathroom after i pissed all over, and tell them how messy girls really are.

Outlandish, eh? LOL!

Discuss what I did and add what you do/did.

[L.Kizzle]

When I was in 7th grade... if the restroom was empty I would go into a stall lock the door then crawl under the wall to the next stall and lock that one till all of them were locked then I would crawl out from under the door and leave.
Sick ... I never put my hands on the floor of a public dude restroom.

[v-unit]

And in high school..i did a lot of outlandiish things in the bathrooms. I did puppet shows with my hands to people taking a dump, and they would always grunt and say "What the fug dude, get uhh umf outta here!". Sometimes they'd even watch, and stay there like a zombie.



What the **** is wrong with you, that isn't even funny, that's psychotic. Imagine a dude doing that to you? Why would you be near another dude as he's taking a dump?

I did like half of the **** you did, and them some, but I'll post later. The stories of middle school are endless...

And L.Kizzle if you got head there that is pimp...I didn't get it there but I did hook up with a girl there and doing anything public is pretty amazing.

[SCY]

Get a hobby. I suggest you try playing in traffic, or shooting yourself in the head, both fun activities.

[thenextgreatbigman]

http://pixiestixkidspix.files.wordpress.com/2007/08/cookie-bite-web.jpg

[GoRapz]

if someone would be taking a crap, id throw whatever id find to hit them. Wet floor signs, etc

[DatZNasty]

http://datznasty.freepgs.com/warf.gif

[v-unit]

Change your dp Datz, it's not moving!

[Randy]

Ceballos' two personal favorites:

http://1stshot.files.wordpress.com/2007/09/urinaltalk.jpg

Cottaging

and

Glory Holes

http://media.collegepublisher.com/media/paper868/stills/299l1h53.jpg

[v-unit]

What the **** is cottaging.

[L.Kizzle]

What the **** is cottaging.
LOL yeah, I know what a glory hole is but cottaging.:oldlol:

[thenextgreatbigman]

What the **** is cottaging.
gay sex in public bathrooms.

[Randy]

gay sex in public bathrooms.

No it's not.

[v-unit]

Well what the **** is it then.

[shawbryant]

LOL yeah, I know what a glory hole is but cottaging.:oldlol:
Please explain cottaging to me,tks!

[Hawker]

Those are all pretty funny but you're a weird dude.

The only thing I ever did was turn the lights off on someone and you would open the door a few times to indicate the people in the stall had left and you quietly creep up to the stall and kick the door open.

Scares the crap out of the person.

BTW do you carry around a flashlight with you just for this purposes? I mean who the fugg has a flashlight on them when we go piss?

[Unreal Skill]

Jerk!

But I'll admit that I did something similar. I can usually tell the person who is taking a dump by looking at their shoes and pant color. So I would either bang on the door really loud and laughing or I would take a pile of wet paper balls and throw it all in.

[Hawker]

Also...While someone is taking a dump, you act like you're gonig to piss in the urinal beside it but instead you just piss on the floor by his feet so he has to prop his feet up on the stall and maneuver around the piss pool.

:roll:

[final.wrath]

wtf I'm glad I never met any twisted MFers like you guys in the bathroom

[v-unit]

wtf I'm glad I never met any twisted MFers like you guys in the bathroom

How many friends of yours in your life have you met in the washroom?

[Remix]

Sometimes I take a piss in there... or is that too weird?

[final.wrath]

How many friends of yours in your life have you met in the washroom?

washrooms only exist in canada and europe.

I met my whole crew in the bathroom. And no it has no bath.

[Aldridge Fan]

I only like taking a sh?t in the public restroom at my work. It gives me an excuse not to work. Sometimes I don't even go. Just sit there and read a magazine or catch some zzzzzz's. :confusedshrug:

[El Kabong]

Please explain cottaging to me,tks!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cottaging

[jbot]

i still do the wet paper towel gag and the fake fart routine when someone's taking a dump.

[i seen hippos]

Anyone else instantly think of George Michaels? Is the wrong?

[picc84]

Classic bathroom pranks. :roll:

except i'd never get on the floor of any bathroom. but i guess you being in 7th grade you didnt give a ****

[loot]

ehr that cottagingpic came from this website: http://1stshot.wordpress.com/

nice :roll:

[jo3y91]

if i was alone id just piss all over the floor at school but thats pretty much it. wtf puppet shows....how long did u spend in the toilet. ewwww toilet floors i probably pissed on it.

[El Kabong]

ehr that cottagingpic came from this website: http://1stshot.wordpress.com/

nice :roll:
Randy must have too much time on his hands. Or he likes to use Google Images.

[pete's montreux]

I once stabbed someone in the chest with a home-made shank while he was in a stall. I looked in his wallet for his home address, and then brutally murdered his wife and small child.

[i seen hippos]

This one retard in grade school used to take a piss with his pants down. There was this rumour that these two kids gave each other handjobs too (this was gr.4 and I don't know who spread this, but it probably was a lie:oldlol: ).

That's about it for bathroom experiences. I tended to avoid school bathrooms because they smelled funny. I also felt there were better things to do than abuse kids taking ****s...I could just do that in the halls.

I think Ced just liked smelling the ****.

[ihatetimthomas]

Man you are weird. You have some bathroom fettish or something. People like u are the reason it sucks to shyt in public places. I mean i did the occasional prank when i was much younger but man you had did some weird stuff as a kid. Puppets? Never hearn anyone do that one. Hope u grew up and dont do that shyt anymore.

[Hawker]

WHO THE F&CK WOULD DO PUPPET SHOWS?

I mean seriously WTF.

I am still in shock over that.

[Rasheed1]

they would always grunt and say "What the fug dude, get uhh umf outta here!".

http://datznasty.freepgs.com/warf.gif


WTF :oldlol:

datz thats as good as the snoop one

[DieHardBullsFan]

cut the light off on somebody while there sitting on the toilet :rockon:

[ConanRulesNBC]

Fun things to do in public restrooms? Not use them?

Really, most public restrooms are disgusting especially at school. When I was in high school the gym restrooms had no stall doors. One day I went to take a piss at the urinal and some dude is taking a crap like it's just normal. lol... I just turned around and walked out and held it until after gym class.

[ihatetimthomas]

Fun things to do in public restrooms? Not use them



end of thread

[Hawker]

bump

[ConanRulesNBC]

lol... why would you bump this thread?

[v-unit]

OP sounds like something I would say...

[Zak]

I was once pissing in the urinal of our school bathroom, and my math teacher decides to piss in the one right next to me, when i was in the corner and there were 3 other open urinals, but he decided to piss next to me. The worst part was that he decided to try and converse with me, asking " Did you do your math homework, Zak?"

[schyza]

Actually one of the funnies bathroom pranks I remember from my youth was if no one was in the bathroom you go around and piss on as many of the toilet paper rolls you can before running out of pee, especially funny if you can get away with doing it to a girls bathroom. :D

[Kumo]

Wow these are so funny...I need to do the lights one sometime.

[B-Low]

I always go in public bathrooms and wonder "who the hell takes the time out of their lives to do this kinda stuff?"

i guess now i know who those people are...16 year olds with no lives lol

[ALBballer]

Those pranks were funny as hell. I was lol'ing for a good 2 minutes.

puppet shows?

:roll:

[2LeTTeRS]

Wait people think thats funny? Just sounds a little dumb and a tad bit gay to be bothering another dude thast ****ting. The most I've done is the lights out thing, but to each his own though.

[Younggrease]

I was so close to boning this chick yesterday at work and it could have possibly happened in the bathroom....omg I was so close, got until next Friday (when training is over)to close the deal...So imo that would be the most fun thing to do in a restroom.

[Wadeisabeast]

I was so close to boning this chick yesterday at work and it could have possibly happened in the bathroom....omg I was so close, got until next Friday (when training is over)to close the deal...So imo that would be the most fun thing to do in a restroom.

Yeah, i'm sure

sex>puppet shows

I try not to f*ck with people when are completely defenseless.

[Younggrease]

Yeah, i'm sure

sex>puppet shows

I try not to f*ck with people when are completely defenseless.

Im so not lying...she was married too(she is like 25-26 brazilian). She was the one forcing it and then stopped. Then we went to lunch at Olive Garden and it was mad awkward and we got back mad late to work.

You dont have to believe me, I can care less. .I thought it was an interesting tidbit to add.

[B-Low]

oh hell no i would never in my life have sex in a public bathroom lol

[Franco Hamilton]

Okay, young gentleman, I can see the fun and games, the sh[B]i[/t] and giggles accompanied with such acts, but there's a limit to these type of things.

The bathroom is a holy place for doing your business, and it's simply immorally corrupt to invade someone during their private fecal meditatios. Funny? Of course! But hurtful..? Far more so. I ask you kindly, youngsters of ISH to put a cease to this nonsense, or I'll contact each and every of your mothers to set you straight!

In my long, past days, violence did occur within bathrooms, but they were due to personal conflicts rather than bodily functions, and gross hygiene. I ask you one more time, STOP!

[ihatetimthomas]

http://i154.photobucket.com/albums/s243/ba54321/funny-pictures289.jpg

[ukplayer4]

no one is testing my lavatory game


http://img521.imageshack.us/img521/5876/dscn0676hm5.th.jpg (http://img521.imageshack.us/my.php?image=dscn0676hm5.jpg)

[qwerty]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v248/bballmistry/clipboard01sj1.jpg

[It's A VC3!!!]

no one is testing my lavatory game


http://img521.imageshack.us/img521/5876/dscn0676hm5.th.jpg (http://img521.imageshack.us/my.php?image=dscn0676hm5.jpg)

:roll: :roll:

[Nets fan 93]

thats nasty..

[Nets fan 93]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v248/bballmistry/clipboard01sj1.jpg
:oldlol:

[B-Low]

no one is testing my lavatory game


http://img521.imageshack.us/img521/5876/dscn0676hm5.th.jpg (http://img521.imageshack.us/my.php?image=dscn0676hm5.jpg)


http://www.insidehoops.com/forum/showthread.php?t=94119


i think its pretty sad what you did, and other idiots are comending you for it, that is really bad, that says alot about american culture that you guys think this is perfectly acceptable as long as you are winning or to make you look good or whatever justification you use.

no, it isnt ok, have some class and dignity, winning with class is what people of high character do, acting like you did just makes you look very bad. it should be enough you were on fire and dominated the game. seriously later in life you will understand more about respect and conduct, you have some growing up to do


...

[Unreal Skill]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/b/b1/Urinal_mouth.jpg/250px-Urinal_mouth.jpg

:oldlol:

[ukplayer4]

not to everyone, only the select few get the honor of witnessing the artistry of my masterpieces. you have to appreciate the sculpture.....

[ElPigto]

not to everyone, only the select few get the honor of witnessing the artistry of my masterpieces. you have to appreciate the sculpture.....

In other words:

"B-low just made a fool out me therefore the above is the best I could do to attempt to cover my idiotic brain"

[ukplayer4]

exactly how you ****ing retard? he posted a link to my thoughts on behaving like a dick after you win a basketball game and thats suppose to be applicable here.....a thread about toilet humor. you morons will jump on anything.
if its offending you so much i'll take it down but im sure im not the only one laughing.

[dnyk1337]

exactly how you ****ing retard? he posted a link to my thoughts on behaving like a dick after you win a basketball game and thats suppose to be applicable here.....a thread about toilet humor. you morons will jump on anything.
if its offending you so much i'll take it down but im sure im not the only one laughing.

Da fack did you eat? Or maybe by getting your sh!t pushed in by your bf, it just accumulated inside?

[ukplayer4]

Da fack did you eat? Or maybe by getting your sh!t pushed in by your bf, it just accumulated inside?



omg, so now im taking this level of insult, its just a joke you pathetic prick....shall i take it down... are you gonna cry?

[v-unit]

I think ukplayer4 is going to kill himself.

[ElPigto]

omg, so now im taking this level of insult, its just a joke you pathetic prick....shall i take it down... are you gonna cry?

Calm down no need to be a drama queen.

[ukplayer4]

I think ukplayer4 is going to kill himself.


why?

[v-unit]

Haha, I'm just kidding.

It's pretty humerous how all of this is happening after you got so offended by my basketball antic.

[BlogOFfatman]

*********e on toilet seat in womens restroom and hope a girl sits on it and gets preggo.

[ukplayer4]

i guess its hard to tell what different people will take offense to and what they wont.

[ElPigto]

i guess its hard to tell what different people will take offense to and what they wont.

No that's just childish.

[ukplayer4]

*********e on toilet seat in womens restroom and hope a girl sits on it and gets preggo.


lmao at that idea...that is a messed up thought thoe


when i was 13 we used to sneak into the girls lavs and wrap clingfilm around the seat.... i guess that would only work if she had really explosive diarrhea and didnt notice.

[mmsupra]

Get in ,then get out!!!!

[Dizzle-2k7]

LOL.

this thread is crazy..

ever had someone talk to you while youre on the can? its strange.. Im sitting there tryna handle my business and this coworker of mine starts talking to me.. asking me stuff and whatnot. I was just giving short answers , trying not to participate in the conversation. it is very akward. :(

[ihatetimthomas]

LOL.

this thread is crazy..

ever had someone talk to you while youre on the can? its strange.. Im sitting there tryna handle my business and this coworker of mine starts talking to me.. asking me stuff and whatnot. I was just giving short answers , trying not to participate in the conversation. it is very akward. :(

I dont like to even talk to guys when pissing in a urinal. Feel weird talking to a dude with my wang hangin out

[Kumo]

This thread produces the "lol's"

I vote sticky.

Once, I took the soap out of the soap dispenser, and pee'd in it. Pretty gross...yeah?

[gts]

LOL.

this thread is crazy..

ever had someone talk to you while youre on the can? its strange.. Im sitting there tryna handle my business and this coworker of mine starts talking to me.. asking me stuff and whatnot. I was just giving short answers , trying not to participate in the conversation. it is very akward. :(next time just grunt, then say "whoa there's a color you don't see everyday" that usually stops all conversation in it's tracks

[ihatetimthomas]

This thread produces the "lol's"

I vote sticky.

Once, I took the soap out of the soap dispenser, and pee'd in it. Pretty gross...yeah?

:oldlol: Thats shyts messed up man

[ihatetimthomas]

My friends back in high school used to always **** w/ people in bathrooms. It was funny at the time

[danumber88]

When I was in 7th grade... if the restroom was empty I would go into a stall lock the door then crawl under the wall to the next stall and lock that one till all of them were locked then I would crawl out from under the door and leave.

One time in grade 8...I was taking a urinary session in one of the many school washroom facilities.

As I was doing the deed, i noticed a strong feces aroma present in the air, then i realized someone was in one of the stalls. weird thing is, i saw this long hair hanging down by the feet, so they were either coping with the pain of their feces, or looking at whoever was out there (me).

So i went to wash my hands, realizing what had to be done just as i rinsed. I took like 8 paper towels. i proceeded to soak them in some water, and squeezed it off a little so it's not too soggy. I looked over at the stall, the long hair still visible from underneath the wall, and threw, as hard as i could, the paper towel. It made a thundering boom as it struck the stall wall. It was one that echoed through the entire washroom. suddenly, the hair jerked up and the feet did a panicky dance.

I then gtfo'd

And in high school..i did a lot of outlandiish things in the bathrooms. I did puppet shows with my hands to people taking a dump, and they would always grunt and say "What the fug dude, get uhh umf outta here!". Sometimes they'd even watch, and stay there like a zombie.

Or when one of my friends would come in while someone in the bathroom was taking a dump, i would point to the stall where someone would be crapping in, and say " *snicker* dude, there's something weird in there". He would then open the door to the person crapping, and it would result in weird eye contact following by embarresment.

Or I would do the classic of turning off the light while a person was crapping, and i'd take a handy dandy flashlight, and flash it at their feet once every minute to see how they were doing. Most of the time they'd not move a muscle, and some other times the person would get pissed off and cuss out loud as fug.

You can also throw something in the stall in the dark too. Wet toilet paper, or some other junk on the ground works. But watch out, run, because the person is bound to come out with feces still halfway through their arse. I almost got my arse whipped when this bodybuilder guy jumped out of the stall unexpectedly, and i flashed my flashlight at his face, and it looks like i was in the blair witch movie or something because that guy looked fugging pissed, so i turned my flashlight off, and ran out of there, hitting some things before exiting.


I don't do those crazy things anymore, unless i see an advantage of me getting the fug out of there fast.


I also used to go to girls portapotty things, and piss all over the toilet paper, and toilet. Then wait next to the guys portapotty saying i'm waiting for my friend, and the girl will come out within seconds saying someone pissed all over with a disgusted face. I would also do that, and tell guy to go in the girls bathroom after i pissed all over, and tell them how messy girls really are.

Outlandish, eh? LOL!

Discuss what I did and add what you do/did.

this is worst than AIr Jezus

[Kumo]

:oldlol: Thats shyts messed up man

Yeah, I only share cause I don't do that stuff anymore...heh

[picc84]

When I was in 7th grade... if the restroom was empty I would go into a stall lock the door then crawl under the wall to the next stall and lock that one till all of them were locked then I would crawl out from under the door and leave.

One time in grade 8...I was taking a urinary session in one of the many school washroom facilities.

As I was doing the deed, i noticed a strong feces aroma present in the air, then i realized someone was in one of the stalls. weird thing is, i saw this long hair hanging down by the feet, so they were either coping with the pain of their feces, or looking at whoever was out there (me).

So i went to wash my hands, realizing what had to be done just as i rinsed. I took like 8 paper towels. i proceeded to soak them in some water, and squeezed it off a little so it's not too soggy. I looked over at the stall, the long hair still visible from underneath the wall, and threw, as hard as i could, the paper towel. It made a thundering boom as it struck the stall wall. It was one that echoed through the entire washroom. suddenly, the hair jerked up and the feet did a panicky dance.

I then gtfo'd

And in high school..i did a lot of outlandiish things in the bathrooms. I did puppet shows with my hands to people taking a dump, and they would always grunt and say "What the fug dude, get uhh umf outta here!". Sometimes they'd even watch, and stay there like a zombie.

Or when one of my friends would come in while someone in the bathroom was taking a dump, i would point to the stall where someone would be crapping in, and say " *snicker* dude, there's something weird in there". He would then open the door to the person crapping, and it would result in weird eye contact following by embarresment.

Or I would do the classic of turning off the light while a person was crapping, and i'd take a handy dandy flashlight, and flash it at their feet once every minute to see how they were doing. Most of the time they'd not move a muscle, and some other times the person would get pissed off and cuss out loud as fug.

You can also throw something in the stall in the dark too. Wet toilet paper, or some other junk on the ground works. But watch out, run, because the person is bound to come out with feces still halfway through their arse. I almost got my arse whipped when this bodybuilder guy jumped out of the stall unexpectedly, and i flashed my flashlight at his face, and it looks like i was in the blair witch movie or something because that guy looked fugging pissed, so i turned my flashlight off, and ran out of there, hitting some things before exiting.


I don't do those crazy things anymore, unless i see an advantage of me getting the fug out of there fast.


I also used to go to girls portapotty things, and piss all over the toilet paper, and toilet. Then wait next to the guys portapotty saying i'm waiting for my friend, and the girl will come out within seconds saying someone pissed all over with a disgusted face. I would also do that, and tell guy to go in the girls bathroom after i pissed all over, and tell them how messy girls really are.

Outlandish, eh? LOL!

Discuss what I did and add what you do/did.

:roll: :roll: :roll:

[Hawker]

bump

love this thread

Flashed my wang to my 1st grade class in the sink/water fountain area. The girls and boys bathroom share a hallway between the two. Good times.

[halffttime]

one time back in 2nd grade when we had to go with someone to the washroom i was with this one dude.. i finished my business and he was still in the stall and taking a while so he told me to go ahead.. something smelled fishy, so when i left i peeked back inside the washroom and saw him holding his pants up walking with **** in his ass and switching stalls cause the one he was in had no tissue papah.. lol.. no homo

[unbreakable]

one time back in 2nd grade when we had to go with someone to the washroom i was with this one dude.. i finished my business and he was still in the stall and taking a while so he told me to go ahead.. something smelled fishy, so when i left i peeked back inside the washroom and saw him holding his pants up walking with **** in his ass and switching stalls cause the one he was in had no tissue papah.. lol.. no homo


:roll: :roll:

Kinda reminds me of this one time in 1st or 2nd grade.. this kid shlt in the urinal cuz all the stalls were taken... everyone was trippin the fk out. :oldlol:

[Kobe Jnr]

Those are all pretty funny but you're a weird dude.

The only thing I ever did was turn the lights off on someone and you would open the door a few times to indicate the people in the stall had left and you quietly creep up to the stall and kick the door open.

Scares the crap out of the person.

BTW do you carry around a flashlight with you just for this purposes? I mean who the fugg has a flashlight on them when we go piss?

:applause: :applause: :applause: :bowdown: :bowdown:

i wish i thought of that

[Younggrease]

LOL.

this thread is crazy..

ever had someone talk to you while youre on the can? its strange.. Im sitting there tryna handle my business and this coworker of mine starts talking to me.. asking me stuff and whatnot. I was just giving short answers , trying not to participate in the conversation. it is very akward. :(

Honestly before bball games dudes on my team used to go together and have a team ****. It started as a joke but it lasted way too long. Its not that awkward, everybody does it.

[bdreason]

My friend took a picture of a girl pissing in one of the standup guy urinals the other night at the bar. She even asked him to hand her some toilet paper. :oldlol:

[hayden695]

twisted up ketchup packets and stuck tthem under the toilet seat so when the next basterd came to shyt it would crush em and spray ketchup all over his pants and legs and shyt.

i did that with my friend and this huge dude comes out (we were at a gym playing ball but there was a workout part too) and starts screaming at the bytch at the front desk and they see us laughing our arses off and go to kick us out but we book it.

[unbreakable]

Honestly before bball games dudes on my team used to go together and have a team ****. It started as a joke but it lasted way too long. Its not that awkward, everybody does it.

Thats actually pretty tight. I support a team shlt-2gether... but my coworker talking to me and I barely know him and this is a work atmosphere? Na aint digging it.

[Kobe681]

Thats actually pretty tight. I support a team shlt-2gether... but my coworker talking to me and I barely know him and this is a work atmosphere? Na aint digging it.

We used to do the same thing. It was kind of a pre-game ritual. And we would talk to each other no problem. But it smelled horrible in there....

[JEFFERSON MONEY]

:banana:

[AmoebaD]

man, i love me some pho, but that stuff.. i get the extra flank, and it gives me problems. and i always don't use the bathroom at the restaurant, i think i can go and do random stuff and hold it til i get home.

so anyway, i am at the school library and i get the urge to splurge. the only problem is, i know my bowels and the sounds they make.

so, i go to the large main bathroom out of necessity on the main floor, go to the cleanest stall possible, law down the toilet guard thing, and at this point i am feelin it, jay-z style.

so i sit down about to let it loose, but i am telling ya, i know what pho does to me. i see people are making commotion and doing whatever, i just can't make obscene ass noises while people are discussing what topic to use for their group presentation. so i hear them speak and i wait for another loud noise, and i time each little pfff when i hear a flush or the door open. this restroom is packed also.

so, everyone is silent as it should be in a bathroom, except i wish someone would start singing or something.

i have been holding it so long, i just had to let it go. so instead of just pushing out air slowly, i decide to rip **** up. so i blast my ass into the toilet.

only.. it was literally like this scene, with alot of my contemporaries worrying about me and waiting for me to come out, cell phone in hand pointing at me.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qnT8hICaiNM

i wasn't really embarrassed. i was relieved. i didn't wash my hands and then proceeded to dap up each and everyone in my path. complete strangers, i smushed their face. it was like i had set my ass free. like moses famously crooned, let my fecaaaallll gooooo!

[rufuspaul]

No cooking threads for you man. :oldlol:

[AmoebaD]

No cooking threads for you man. :oldlol:

call me sloppy papi.

if you get it, you are awesome.

[phoenix18]

Man, this thread is just too funny, hopefully I dont kill the mood.

In 2nd grade we didnt have urinals at all, we had this CIRCULAR tub. WTF? A circle? So, anyways its the first day, I go into the stall because there is no way I am going to be pissing with someone right in front of me doing the same with nothing in between. That could get real messy. When I get out of the stall, my worst nightmare just happened. This white kid was pissing, and a another kid comes up on the opposite side, pulls down his pants, and starts pissing like his peepee was a fire hose.The white started screaming but didnt move, he was just in pure shock as he recieved the golden shower from another guy. I was dying of laughter on the inside looking like an idiot trying to not show it.


Now, in eighth grade people were just crazy. I never went into the 2nd floor bathroom unless I really really had to. It was so bad, I actually considered pissing myself instead of going into that hellhole.

[AmoebaD]

you guys who no gifs... i have been looking for this one gif, in anyone can find it, massive rep.

it is of a black guy, and he rises up and smiles... and the text reads "i am all up in this thread... and i'm not reading shti". i wanted to post that in the male pic thread but i give up.

[AmoebaD]

Man, this thread is just too funny, hopefully I dont kill the mood.

In 2nd grade we didnt have urinals at all, we had this CIRCULAR tub. WTF? A circle? So, anyways its the first day, I go into the stall because there is no way I am going to be pissing with someone right in front of me doing the same with nothing in between. That could get real messy. When I get out of the stall, my worst nightmare just happened. This white kid was pissing, and a another kid comes up on the opposite side, pulls down his pants, and starts pissing like his peepee was a fire hose.The white started screaming but didnt move, he was just in pure shock as he recieved the golden shower from another guy. I was dying of laughter on the inside looking like an idiot trying to not show it.


Now, in eighth grade people were just crazy. I never went into the 2nd floor bathroom unless I really really had to. It was so bad, I actually considered pissing myself instead of going into that hellhole.

i've seen someone else bring it up, or maybe i did, i don't remember, too many pills later, but it was about how when you were young and in the bathroom...

someone would come right beside you, drop trow, step back 5 feet and aim it like he was at the fair filling up those clown head baloons. while holding their shirt up so their whole lower body is flaling. dude will try to talk to you and turn while he is leaking all over the floor. jesus.

or how bout at the beach, you see lil kids in their undies go in the pool.... obviously take a shti and come right back on the land. jesus. it is like caddyshack with the snickers bar and everyone panics and runs away. except it was real fecal matter.

also, i know for a fact Randy Starks who went to Westlake pissed on this guy who was dating a friend of mine. and he talked about it like it was cool. what the hell is your problem man.

how bout when you are skiing or scuba duba, and they tell you to piss in your suit... well you dont have to tell me twice.

or if you get bit by a jellyfish, you piss on it for some reason.

also, i have read about urine therapy, my mom is on a whole holistic tip, i asked if i should save my piss for her. she tells me it has to be fresh. then i ran away.

toilet humor is so fun and everyone loves it. you can never go wrong.

[OneMoreSucka]

you guys who no gifs... i have been looking for this one gif, in anyone can find it, massive rep.

it is of a black guy, and he rises up and smiles... and the text reads "i am all up in this thread... and i'm not reading shti". i wanted to post that in the male pic thread but i give up.
http://i295.photobucket.com/albums/mm133/IIIConquestIII/shaqlaughinglollaughhil.gif

[AmoebaD]

http://i295.photobucket.com/albums/mm133/IIIConquestIII/shaqlaughinglollaughhil.gif

yeah that is just as good, but if people know what i am talking about, they already been knowin.

those crazies at a wu forum posted it and the site crashed. it was pretty funny.

[AmoebaD]

http://i885.photobucket.com/albums/ac60/AmoebaD/iwotj6jpg.gif


fukc yeah

[phoenix18]

Now, in eighth grade people were just crazy. I never went into the 2nd floor bathroom unless I really really had to. It was so bad, I actually considered pissing myself instead of going into that hellhole.

Let me elaborate. This bathroom was nasty, no stalls had working locks and most of the time, the window facing the street was open when the weather was good. I am going to give you a list of the things that happened in that bathroom.

1. Fights- There must have been at least twenty-five fights in that bathroom. I was involved in two personally because some of my classmates thought I was biatch. The first time, I wearing my black leather Canada jacket from Steve and Barry's which was brand new at the time. I take it off and hang it on the corner of the stall to take a piss in the urinal right beside it. Then this jerk, takes it, throws it in the trash when there was a bunch of food in the trash can. I was beyond pissed. He was laughing until he saw the almost satanic-like, psychopathic smile on my face. I beat his ass so bad, he ran out the bathroom screaming for the nurse and apologizing while getting chased by me. He never picked on me again.


2. Extremely gay behavior- Some of my classmates were crazy. As I previously mentioned, the bathrooms window was open on days with good weather. Its not a privacy concern because the only thing by the window are sinks. Anyways, people would pull down their pants and flash(I dont know if thats the right word) people who drive by our school. It was always the same people doing this crap. I have no clue why either.

3.Nasty ass people- I have no clue how to explain it, so I will just say this. The bathroom was closed for cleaning after someone smeared feces over the tile walls. That is just disgusting. We never figured out who did it.

4. Annoying jerks- People would really kick open the stall doors and throw a ball of wet toilet paper and hit that person in the face. Some would just peek from the top and have a casual conversation like it wasnt awkward.

As you can see, bathroom etiquette was at a premium at my middle school. I dont remember the girls having any trouble at all.

[picc84]

Still laughing about that puppet show. :oldlol: WTF