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WhiteMosɘs
03-14-2008, 12:04 AM
What do you guys think? I'll start off what should be a fun thread. (Sorry if this has been done before, I searched, and I was surprised to find nothing).

http://www.suzannemcdonough.com/Images/021106/duncan.jpg

Kobe24
03-14-2008, 12:06 AM
http://www.lebronjameslive.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/08/back-chosen-1.jpg

StroShow4
03-14-2008, 12:07 AM
http://assets.espn.go.com/photo/2007/1020/nba_a_jefferson_260.jpg

L.Kizzle
03-14-2008, 12:08 AM
The Denver Nuggets roster, pick one. I think everyone on their squad it "tatted up."

SHEED_ gangsta
03-14-2008, 12:08 AM
what a conceded tattoo

PK3434
03-14-2008, 12:08 AM
T-Mac's barbed wire tattoo lol.

SHEED_ gangsta
03-14-2008, 12:09 AM
The Denver Nuggets roster, pick one. I think everyone on their squad it "tatted up."


exept Klieza and that other white guy Naharha or w e

StroShow4
03-14-2008, 12:09 AM
oh, and i can't find a good picture but james posey's is terrible.

WhiteMosɘs
03-14-2008, 12:12 AM
http://www.blogsmithmedia.com/sports.aol.com/fanhouse/media/2007/04/shawn-marion-tattoo-240.jpg

"Demon Bird Moth Balls"

http://www.allen-iverson.org/images/allen-iverson-tattoos7.gif

One of AI's.

Myth
03-14-2008, 12:14 AM
Stephen Jackson's praying hands around a gun. I don't care if he claims it represents him "Praying that he doesn't need to use a gun again." After his incident he shouldn't flaunt such a tattoo to the media and spew out something as ignorant as hoping he doesn't "need" to use his gun again.

Remix
03-14-2008, 12:17 AM
http://i.a.cnn.net/si/multimedia/photo_gallery/0607/gallery.tattoo2/images/015456292.jpg

WhiteMosɘs
03-14-2008, 12:19 AM
http://i.a.cnn.net/si/multimedia/photo_gallery/2006/01/03/gallery.tattoos/rodman.jpg

http://cache.viewimages.com/xc/399009.jpg?v=1&c=ViewImages&k=2&d=17A4AD9FDB9CF193B3EA2C03450C948644B65E15D87425A4 284831B75F48EF45

Rodman's. That dolphin one is ugly.

http://www.alleniversonlive.com/tattoos/back_right_FAME.jpg

That's AI's. That's an interesting choice I guess.

RainierBeachPoet
03-14-2008, 12:40 AM
http://static.flickr.com/108/265236195_064f763f2a.jpg

kidachi
03-14-2008, 12:47 AM
http://i.a.cnn.net/si/multimedia/photo_gallery/0607/gallery.tattoo2/images/VW7G0864.jpg

SHEED_ gangsta
03-14-2008, 12:48 AM
http://i.a.cnn.net/si/multimedia/photo_gallery/0607/gallery.tattoo2/images/015456292.jpg


:roll:

WhiteMosɘs
03-14-2008, 12:49 AM
http://www.lebronjameslive.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/08/back-chosen-1.jpg

He's a...um...confident young man.

StroShow4
03-14-2008, 12:50 AM
alot of the tats people are posting in this thread are actually very well done, i was trying to post the ones that look like they weren't even done by a professional. i don't judge how good or bad a tattoo is by what it depicts, i judge it based on how good the art work is, because getting a tat is a personal thing so you can't really judge the subject matter unless it is just completely outlandish.

WhiteMosɘs
03-14-2008, 12:51 AM
http://i.a.cnn.net/si/multimedia/photo_gallery/0607/gallery.tattoo2/images/VW7G0864.jpg

Which one?

Run&Gun=Fun
03-14-2008, 12:51 AM
http://i.a.cnn.net/si/multimedia/photo_gallery/0607/gallery.tattoo2/images/015456292.jpg

Thats alright..especially the Sun. Anyone know what it means.

Mike Bibby has a terrible one.

LOL at Swift.

WhiteMosɘs
03-14-2008, 12:51 AM
alot of the tats people are posting in this thread are actually very well done, i was trying to post the ones that look like they weren't even done by a professional. i don't judge how good or bad a tattoo is by what it depicts, i judge it based on how good the art work is, because getting a tat is a personal thing so you can't really judge the subject matter unless it is just completely outlandish.

Yeah I'm guilty of that. Post the pictures Stro!

EDIT: I figure people can either post pictures of tattoos they think are stupid, or pictures of tattoos that look poorly done.

kidachi
03-14-2008, 12:54 AM
Which one?


I googled NBA ugly tattoo.. it appeared in some page.. but I didn't thought it was good though.

StroShow4
03-14-2008, 12:55 AM
Yeah I'm guilty of that. Post the pictures Stro!

well i posted the RJ one, and i couldn't find a pic of posey's.. this is the best i can do

http://d.yimg.com/a/p/sp/getty/96/fullj.fb4d9ccca501dcf5bc20d9e6bd68ef78/fb4d9ccca501dcf5bc20d9e6bd68ef78-getty-76075070_bb242_bos_atl.jpg

WhiteMosɘs
03-14-2008, 01:00 AM
http://i214.photobucket.com/albums/cc78/sportsbog/IMG_1629.jpg?t=1200051378

This is a tattoo that I think most people would regret as they get older. It's hard picturing NBA players when they're old, covered in tattoos. That'll be an odd sight.

Run&Gun=Fun
03-14-2008, 01:01 AM
http://www.everytattoo.com/mikebibbytattoos.shtml

Most of Bibbys suck check out his back and leg.

kidachi
03-14-2008, 01:02 AM
i found a good view of James Posey's tattoo.

but it's on viewimages.com

anyone know how to copy pics from that site?

StroShow4
03-14-2008, 01:02 AM
^yeah thats pretty bad :oldlol:

tony battie:
http://cache.viewimages.com/xc/278491.jpg?v=1&c=ViewImages&k=2&d=17A4AD9FDB9CF1934A2752006EF5F0ED97D6895446774E43 284831B75F48EF45

not a good pic but aaron williams is pretty bad
http://www.ocregister.com/newsimages/sports/2006/03/10_kobemed.jpg

StroShow4
03-14-2008, 01:03 AM
i found a good view of James Posey's tattoo.

but it's on viewimages.com

anyone know how to copy pics from that site?

you have to take a screenshot and then upload it

Run&Gun=Fun
03-14-2008, 01:05 AM
well i posted the RJ one, and i couldn't find a pic of posey's.. this is the best i can do

http://d.yimg.com/a/p/sp/getty/96/fullj.fb4d9ccca501dcf5bc20d9e6bd68ef78/fb4d9ccca501dcf5bc20d9e6bd68ef78-getty-76075070_bb242_bos_atl.jpg

Looking at that picture Bibby may well have gotten rid of some or at least is covering them up.

StroShow4
03-14-2008, 01:09 AM
can't belive i forgot this one, this is the GOAT of bad NBA tattoos :roll:

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e371/StroShow4/motivator3873156.jpg

...and /thread :oldlol:

hito da god
03-14-2008, 01:10 AM
sheed's tat is supposed to represent him and his family getting judged i think or something like that

i gotta say, RJ has probably the sweetest tat ever... figures

kobe's vanessa joint is pretty soft too

Lakers13
03-14-2008, 01:15 AM
sheed's tat is supposed to represent him and his family getting judged i think or something like that

i gotta say, RJ has probably the sweetest tat ever... figures

kobe's vanessa joint is pretty soft too


Yeah, The Kobe/Vanessa tat is pretty weak, but thats what happens when ya get caught cheating on your wifey :oldlol:

Rodmans collection of tats are actually pretty clean. Duncans **** on his back doesnt even match his personality at all, really weak.

SHEED_ gangsta
03-14-2008, 01:29 AM
http://static.flickr.com/108/265236195_064f763f2a.jpg

is that supposed to be some kinda demon dunking? Robert Swift is cracked out

SHEED_ gangsta
03-14-2008, 01:32 AM
What do you guys think? I'll start off what should be a fun thread. (Sorry if this has been done before, I searched, and I was surprised to find nothing).

http://www.suzannemcdonough.com/Images/021106/duncan.jpg



this one is by far the worst I did'nt even know he had it


Timmy D "hey can I get an evil looking clown laughing?"



Tatto Artist "wtf"


so random

Lakers13
03-14-2008, 01:37 AM
this one is by far the worst I did'nt even know he had it


Timmy D "hey can I get an evil looking clown laughing?"



Tatto Artist "wtf"


so random

Exactly. Very Random.

yeesterbunny
03-14-2008, 01:44 AM
:roll: robert swift :roll:

Ol Dirty Bastard
03-14-2008, 02:53 AM
i could never make out Kobe's tatt, it doesnt look like it was done very well.

LongBeachLakers
03-14-2008, 03:11 AM
tim duncan's tattoo looks like he walked into a tattoo shop and picked a design from their collection.

jbot
03-14-2008, 03:38 AM
swift's tattoos look like the figures off of those and1 shirts.

i actually like sheed's tatt. i'm a sucker for egyptology.

i didn't even know duncan was "hardcore" enough for some ink. really bland choice of a jester.

my personal choice is marquis daniels' florida tattoo on his back. it looks really prison-tattooish.



http://homepages.nyu.edu/~ajw239/marq1.jpg

Manute for Ever!
03-14-2008, 05:40 AM
1) I was an apprentice tattooist for a bit (long story), and I can tell you that Duncans tat is the most generic one you will see. Go into any tattoo store and you will see a flash on the wall with that same clown and a couple others like it. He must have just picked it off the wall because almost EVERY store will have it.

2) I love Sheeds "Egyption Sun God" tat.

3) Lebron must have the hairiest backin the L.

4) Cherokee Parks...

http://www.hoopsvibe.com/IMG/in_the_paint_tattoos_of_the_nba_and_the_stories_be hind_them-arton4292-194x240.jpg

...and Robert Swift...

http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/ABPub/2007/10/01/2003917708.jpg

...have the ugliest (not nescessarily the "worst") tattoos in recent years. RJ's is the worst, it looks like he drew it on himself with a pen when he was bored!

Zak
03-14-2008, 05:45 AM
When i first saw t-macs barbed wire tat, i thought it was pretty cool.

but then i realized it's actually pretty gay.

DatDudeD
03-14-2008, 06:09 AM
i have no idea why anyone hasn't mentioned luke waltons tat, it is terrible i have no idea what it is. it's basically a bunch of stickfigures dancing around a basketball or something.

RJ's is pretty sad that is the least creative thing he could possibly get, his next tat should say "jackass"

quasimoto
03-14-2008, 08:00 AM
http://d.yimg.com/a/p/sp/getty/77/fullj.02a5f89ef9f775e182c271fcd5d63782/02a5f89ef9f775e182c271fcd5d63782-getty-76075544_dlk011_cavs_v_timb.jpg

Lo1a
03-14-2008, 11:47 AM
i have no idea why anyone hasn't mentioned luke waltons tat, it is terrible i have no idea what it is. it's basically a bunch of stickfigures dancing around a basketball or something.

RJ's is pretty sad that is the least creative thing he could possibly get, his next tat should say "jackass"

It's the Grateful Dead skeletons but instead of canes they have basketballs, he said its supposed to represent him and his brothers... very ugly.

Here's a clip of some of the Lakers explaining their tats in detail:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=EvM2RYy2goI

StroShow4
03-14-2008, 12:14 PM
Here's a clip of some of the Lakers explaining their tats in detail:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=EvM2RYy2goI

i would like to see a video like that with the nuggets :oldlol:

smush is like "well i've got this joker face and this jack-in-the-box thingy" :oldlol:

dirkdiggler41
03-14-2008, 12:36 PM
Drew Gooden got a cool one. I cant find any pics though. He got it this season and it was a great job by the artis

v-unit
03-14-2008, 12:37 PM
I really like Kobe's Vanessa tat and Rasheed's Sun tat...Those looks sick, and Rodman's tattoo's would look disgusting on everyone, but I think he can pull them off.

NotWorthy
03-14-2008, 12:41 PM
I don't know why people are clowning Sheed's sun. I think it is pretty cool. I guess it supposed to be Ethiopian/Egyptian?


Duncans **** on his back doesnt even match his personality at all, really weak.

You know it might actually. I think Duncan is probably a (not so?) closet dork - he collects swords!

StroShow4
03-14-2008, 12:47 PM
maybe somebody should start a "best NBA tats" thread to go along with this since we've pretty much covered all the ****ty ones. :oldlol:

Kebab Stall
03-14-2008, 12:54 PM
Sheed's tat is pretty nice. Kobe's is well done and the crown with butterflies looks nice, I just don't like the stuff below it. For some reason I think Duncan's tat is cool.

I also hate the "I got a tattoo because it means something to me", it sounds so cliche. Sure getting a tat to remember a loved one is fine, but to get a sign to show your star symbol, or whatever, is just plain ghey. I'd much rather get a tat after having too much drink and which I'd probably regret later in life than having my star symbol stamped on my ass.

mlh1981
03-14-2008, 12:55 PM
all these tattoos are gonna look like sh!t when they guys are 70 years old and wrinkled all to hell.........

Banks91
03-14-2008, 12:57 PM
The duncan tattoo is, i think, supposed to be merlin the wizard or something from dungeon and dragons, which is duncan's favourite game.

I also heard when he first got into the league he asked that the back of his jersey say Merlin and not duncan.

Cannonball
03-14-2008, 01:12 PM
all these tattoos are gonna look like sh!t when they guys are 70 years old and wrinkled all to hell.........
who cares what you look like at 70 tho?

kidachi
03-14-2008, 01:18 PM
http://mavs.beloblog.com/archives/jacksontat.jpg

what's your take on this tat?

Kebab Stall
03-14-2008, 01:24 PM
what's your take on this tat?
It's stupid and idiotic. If people don't want to be perceived as thugs then maybe they shouldn't get such stupid tattoos like that trash.

crisoner
03-14-2008, 01:49 PM
http://mavs.beloblog.com/archives/jacksontat.jpg

what's your take on this tat?


On the lower left ...is that a "Blood" sign??? You can kind of see it.

crisoner
03-14-2008, 01:51 PM
Iverson and Bibby got the worst tats....I think there friends did their tats for them or something. UGLY!!!!!!!

At least Bibby is starting to cover them up know. Maybe he will get some new better ones.

kidachi
03-14-2008, 01:52 PM
On the lower left ...is that a "Blood" sign??? You can kind of see it.

i think so.. but it's just "b"

BankShot
03-14-2008, 01:54 PM
has to be Richard Jeffersons... it looks like it was done by a 9-year-old

crisoner
03-14-2008, 01:56 PM
i think so.. but it's just "b"


And just the "B" IS a Blood sign.

I ran in to some of the Warriors players at a club in SF about a month or so ago.
They had a Blood set hanging out with them.

I thought they were Barons homeboys....but maybe they were with Cap'n Jack???

StroShow4
03-14-2008, 03:45 PM
On the lower left ...is that a "Blood" sign??? You can kind of see it.

jack holds up 3 fingers just like that every time he hits a 3 pointer, maybe thats what it is? it could very well be a gang sign though too i have no idea.

oballers4life
08-10-2009, 01:08 PM
http://s477.photobucket.com/albums/rr139/oballers4life/?action=view&current=kobe.jpg

what is that??? a butterfly on a part of a belt or a crown???

mattevans11
08-10-2009, 03:20 PM
wow. ishiots at it again.

judging something that you most the time dont know the meaning of? you guys continue to show your intelligence....keep it up!!!!!!!!!!!

Jasper
08-10-2009, 07:19 PM
tat's are like stereo equipment -

Once made - they're out of date. :D

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However chicks' with tat's seem always ready for some ball action !

JG000
08-10-2009, 08:42 PM
the most ignorant tatoo is stephen jackson's praying hands holding a gun

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_HvnrtGqYrfY/RwMR3yQn_kI/AAAAAAAAAnA/2s79HWQpzvU/s400/Stephen%2BJackson%2BTattoo.jpg

OneMoreSucka
08-10-2009, 08:55 PM
Absolutely, without a shadow of a doubt, the worst tattoo in nba history.

http://lowposts.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/tattoo_daniels3.jpg

OneMoreSucka
08-10-2009, 08:56 PM
the most ignorant tatoo is stephen jackson's praying hands holding a gun

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_HvnrtGqYrfY/RwMR3yQn_kI/AAAAAAAAAnA/2s79HWQpzvU/s400/Stephen%2BJackson%2BTattoo.jpg
He got that in hopes that he never has to use a gun again, how is that ignorance?

Clyde
08-10-2009, 11:32 PM
He got that in hopes that he never has to use a gun again, how is that ignorance?


Because he did!! In a strip club parking lot!

MannyO
08-10-2009, 11:38 PM
the most ignorant tatoo is stephen jackson's praying hands holding a gun

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_HvnrtGqYrfY/RwMR3yQn_kI/AAAAAAAAAnA/2s79HWQpzvU/s400/Stephen%2BJackson%2BTattoo.jpg

stephen jackson is blood

MannyO
08-10-2009, 11:39 PM
http://assets.espn.go.com/photo/2009/0204/nba_g_marbury_576.jpg


dumb tat. Why not just put a tat of his brain there.

unknown101
08-10-2009, 11:41 PM
http://assets.espn.go.com/photo/2009/0204/nba_g_marbury_576.jpg


dumb tat. Why not just put a tat of his brain there.


What makes it worse is that he didn't wear no.3 last year. At least 8 kinda looks like it.

Over Rated!
08-11-2009, 12:05 AM
http://www.instablogsimages.com/images/2008/07/19/marbury-starbury_kMzwV_5965.jpg

smh

NY Comeback
08-11-2009, 01:13 AM
What makes it worse is that he didn't wear no.3 last year. At least 8 kinda looks like it.
It's his Starbury Shoe logo...

gyu
08-11-2009, 03:53 PM
the most ignorant tatoo is stephen jackson's praying hands holding a gun

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_HvnrtGqYrfY/RwMR3yQn_kI/AAAAAAAAAnA/2s79HWQpzvU/s400/Stephen%2BJackson%2BTattoo.jpg
Nope.

http://www.eviltattoo.com/celeb/lebronjames1.jpg

When I think of worst NBA tattoos, this one was the first one I thought of.

DC Zephyrs
08-11-2009, 04:20 PM
Absolutely, without a shadow of a doubt, the worst tattoo in nba history.

http://lowposts.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/tattoo_daniels3.jpg

This.

tsnorquist
08-11-2009, 04:26 PM
Nope.

http://www.eviltattoo.com/celeb/lebronjames1.jpg

When I think of worst NBA tattoos, this one was the first one I thought of.

You know that's a bad tatoo when AV is making fun of you:
http://www.midwestsportsfans.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/anderson-varejao-chosen2.jpg

JG000
08-11-2009, 07:04 PM
He got that in hopes that he never has to use a gun again, how is that ignorance?

i hope you're being sarcastic.

i hope.

:banghead:

goldenryan
08-15-2009, 12:55 PM
sheed's is pretty cool. duncan's tattoo is awful. lebron's chosen 1? :wtf: giving yourself nicknames is pretty lame- flyin' ryan aka rev. smooth

JalenRawley
08-15-2009, 03:41 PM
http://assets.espn.go.com/photo/2009/0204/nba_g_marbury_576.jpg


dumb tat. Why not just put a tat of his brain there.

Have to have a brain first, Steph's been lacking that his entire life.

Raider007
08-15-2009, 08:17 PM
Mike Bibby`s cross on his upper arm,, looks worse than a Rosanne Barr stool sample.:ohwell:

yhaanraads
01-27-2011, 06:58 AM
Any up to date ones?

Nevaeh
01-27-2011, 07:29 AM
When i first saw t-macs barbed wire tat, i thought it was pretty cool.

but then i realized it's actually pretty gay.

I can imagine in my mind Tim Meadows' "Ladies Man" character saying that lol.

Thanks Zak

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1z6C2US3v_Y&feature=related

d.bball.guy
01-27-2011, 07:41 AM
I got a good one, Luke Walton's tattoo.

Toizumi
01-27-2011, 07:53 AM
I got a good one, Luke Walton's tattoo.

The stick figure one.. yeah I think it sucks too, but apparently it's the logo of the grateful dead - his favorite band. So yeah, can't really hate on that one.



how about Birdman's 'FREE BIRD' tattoo. :hammerhead:

http://www.sportressofblogitude.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/chris-birdman-anderson-new-tattoo.jpg

yhaanraads
01-27-2011, 07:55 AM
The stick figure one.. yeah I think it sucks too, but apparently it's the logo of the grateful dead - his favorite band. So yeah, can't really hate on that one.



how about Birdman's 'FREE BIRD' tattoo. :hammerhead:

http://www.sportressofblogitude.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/chris-birdman-anderson-new-tattoo.jpg

Wonder what it looks like in 20/30 years :lol :lol

d.bball.guy
01-27-2011, 07:56 AM
Birdman's new tattoos sucks. Never taught it was a band logo since it looks like RJ's sperm.

coin24
01-27-2011, 08:02 AM
Birdman:facepalm

I dont mind his other tats, but that "free" looks like a retard did the lettering...

me_
01-27-2011, 08:12 AM
The stick figure one.. yeah I think it sucks too, but apparently it's the logo of the grateful dead - his favorite band. So yeah, can't really hate on that one.



how about Birdman's 'FREE BIRD' tattoo. :hammerhead:

http://www.sportressofblogitude.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/chris-birdman-anderson-new-tattoo.jpg

This needs to be photoshopped to read "filth"

Fiasco
01-27-2011, 08:16 AM
The stick figure one.. yeah I think it sucks too, but apparently it's the logo of the grateful dead - his favorite band. So yeah, can't really hate on that one.



how about Birdman's 'FREE BIRD' tattoo. :hammerhead:

http://www.sportressofblogitude.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/chris-birdman-anderson-new-tattoo.jpg

He forgot to add "TARD" to it.

Toizumi
01-27-2011, 08:36 AM
Birdman's new tattoos sucks. Never taught it was a band logo since it looks like RJ's sperm.

that's just what he swims in...

http://www.bothteamsplayedhard.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/p1_walton.jpg

yhaanraads
01-27-2011, 09:15 AM
:applause: :applause: :applause: :applause: :applause:
You know that's a bad tatoo when AV is making fun of you:
http://www.midwestsportsfans.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/anderson-varejao-chosen2.jpg

yhaanraads
01-27-2011, 09:15 AM
:applause: :applause: :applause: :applause: :applause:
You know that's a bad tatoo when AV is making fun of you:
http://www.midwestsportsfans.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/anderson-varejao-chosen2.jpg

Glide2keva
01-27-2011, 10:11 AM
http://i.a.cnn.net/si/multimedia/photo_gallery/0607/gallery.tattoo2/images/015456292.jpg
That tattoo has religious meaning and it's of him and his kids. Hardly a bad tattoo.

He had a commercial explaing it, it was kind of cool

yhaanraads
01-27-2011, 10:55 AM
That tattoo has religious meaning and it's of him and his kids. Hardly a bad tattoo.

He had a commercial explaing it, it was kind of cool

And besides that, there is no way you can hate on Sheed.

Both teams played hard :lol