Isn't this f*cked up? Can't stand jail bait

[clipps]

My homie at work is in love with some chick that claimed she's 18. My homie is 23... Not bad IMO, but I found out she's 16... I'm glad that sh*t ain't happening to me... Instead of jail bait, I'm diggin a hot mom... I'd rather get myself involved with a hot mom than jail bait. My homie still thinks she's 18...

[cartmanclone]

you better tell that nig-ga

[clipps]

you better tell that nig-ga

**** yea I will. I'm going to his pad later to kick it. I can't let this ***** play with him like that.

[i seen hippos]

Ya, you decide to run on ISH and tell us instead of your friend.

You use the word "friend" loosely.

[johndeeregreen]

My homie at work is in love with some chick that claimed she's 18. My homie is 23... Not bad IMO, but I found out she's 16... I'm glad that sh*t ain't happening to me... Instead of jail bait, I'm diggin a hot mom... I'd rather get myself involved with a hot mom than jail bait. My homie still thinks she's 18...
Cool story, Hansel.

[v-unit]

I wish I could talk black, it's like poetry to me. Seriously, is it natural for you, or do you guys stop and think of your words?

[High Potential]

I wish I could talk black, it's like poetry to me. Seriously, is it natural for you, or do you guys like stop and think of your words?
??? How is any of this "black talk"??:confusedshrug:

[v-unit]

I'm going to his pad later to kick it...I'm diggin a hot mom (Literally a hot mom?) and maybe not this, but in real life, ghetto talking is pretty sick

[cartmanclone]

**** yea I will. I'm going to his pad later to kick it. I can't let this ***** play with him like that.



if only the dude was like 19

[clipps]

Ya, you decide to run on ISH and tell us instead of your friend.

You use the word "friend" loosely.

Who the f*ck do you think you are saying that I'm a sh*tty friend. I wen't straight to his house to tell him as soon as I got off work yesterday, which was when I found out. He wasn't home. Called his cell, no pickup, left message, called him today, no pickup, left another message. I'm definitely trying to let him know. I'm just hoping he's not out with that b*tch right now. BTW. Before making assumptions, wait till I post more than once.

[i seen hippos]

Who the f*ck do you think you are saying that I'm a sh*tty friend. I wen't straight to his house to tell him as soon as I got off work yesterday, which was when I found out. He wasn't home. Called his cell, no pickup, left message, called him today, no pickup, left another message. I'm definitely trying to let him know. I'm just hoping he's not out with that b*tch right now. BTW. Before making assumptions, wait till I post more than once.

Step back foo.

And I didn't say you were a ****ty friend. I said you have a pretty loose idea of what a friend is. If you saw him as a real friend you wouldn't be posting this on ISH, you would out there looking for him.

Wait till you post more than once? Sip on my juice.

[NY Comeback]

I'll translate for you, V-Unit.


My friend from work is in love with some girl that claimed she's 18. My friend is 23... Not bad in my opinion, but I found out she's really 16. I'm glad I'm not stuck in that situation... Instead of underage girls, I'm quite fond of an attractive mother. I'd much rather get myself involved with an older woman than an underaged girl. My friend still thinks she is 18...

[DatZNasty]

NY Comeback, where did you get that Candace Parker picture? Can you PM me the URL? I think I'm going to make a Candace Parker desktop and a shrine to her on my work computer.

[SoCalMike]

16 will get him 20... tell him asap!



:pimp:

[clipps]

I'm going to his pad later to kick it...I'm diggin a hot mom (Literally a hot mom?) and maybe not this, but in real life, ghetto talking is pretty sick

Okay. I'm going to my friend's house later for a get together. I also have interest in a beautiful young woman that has a 2 year old son... Yes... she is a hot mom.

[v-unit]

HAHAHAHA, NY Comeback that was pretty funny...I knew what he ment, I'm just in awe of the language dialect.

[v-unit]

Okay. I'm going to my friend's house later for a get together. I also have interest in a beautiful young woman that has a 2 year old son... Yes... she is a hot mom.

No man I got you I'm just wondering when I hear people talk "Street" if that's what you call it, do you say it without thinking or do you naturally talk like that?

[NY Comeback]

NY Comeback, where did you get that Candace Parker picture? Can you PM me the URL? I think I'm going to make a Candace Parker desktop and a shrine to her on my work computer.
You best share that desktop with me! ****!

...erm...sorry. PM is coming.

[clipps]

Step back foo.

And I didn't say you were a ****ty friend. I said you have a pretty loose idea of what a friend is. If you saw him as a real friend you wouldn't be posting this on ISH, you would out there looking for him.

Wait till you post more than once? Sip on my juice.

um... that's what I was doing non-stop today and yesterday. And trust me, I know what being a friend is all about.

[clipps]

No man I got you I'm just wondering when I hear people talk "Street" if that's what you call it, do you say it without thinking or do you naturally talk like that?

I normally talk like that.

[i seen hippos]

um... that's what I was doing non-stop today and yesterday. And trust me, I know what being a friend is all about.

I was just checking you.

I don't want beef.

[DatZNasty]

Do you know what all he has done with her physically, up to this point? Jailbaits can be vindictive as hell. One at my high school was sexing up one of the teacher/coaches, and once he finally decided to end it all, she threatened to tell on him if he didn't continue their sexual liaisons, effectively putting him in a position of no power. He decided to call her bluff, she told on him, he's doing fed time. :oldlol:

I don't even see what she saw in him. Infinite no homos, but it's not like he was one of those young, fresh out of college 24 y/o ex athlete teachers. Dude was like 35.

He's going to have be real delicate about how he breaks it off with her is all I'm saying.

[clipps]

I was just checking you.

I don't want beef.

It's cool. No beef. :cheers:

[clipps]

Do you know what all he has done with her physically, up to this point? Jailbaits can be vindictive as hell. One at my high school was sexing up one of the teacher/coaches, and once he finally decided to end it all, she threatened to tell on him if he didn't continue their sexual liaisons, effectively putting him in a position of no power. He decided to call her bluff, she told on him, he's doing fed time. :oldlol:

I don't even see what she saw in him. Infinite no homos, but it's not like he was one of those young, fresh out of college 24 y/o ex athlete teachers. Dude was like 35.

He's going to have be real delicate about how he breaks it off with her is all I'm saying.

So far, only thing that's been done was "breaking the ice". He didn't even get a number yet. So, right now, nothing really has been done, fortunately. She was definitely playing with him for a little bit. She tried to play with me, but I caught her in the lie.

She was dumb enough to tell me she was born in 92 and thought that I would overlook that.

[ihatetimthomas]

So far, only thing that's been done was "breaking the ice". He didn't even get a number yet. So, right now, nothing really has been done, fortunately. She was definitely playing with him for a little bit. She tried to play with me, but I caught her in the lie.

She was dumb enough to tell me she was born in 92 and thought that I would overlook that.

Yea hope your bud finds out b4 he sticks it to her. It would suck to get played by a 16 yr old when your 23. Not to mention the risk of jail time

[Dasher]

I never trust a chick who says she is 18 or 19. If she is not in college I get skittish.

[v-unit]

Eww...She is either 15 or JUST turned 16...

[DatZNasty]

Just for ****s and giggles, post her pics or myspace though

[dnyk1337]

No man I got you I'm just wondering when I hear people talk "Street" if that's what you call it, do you say it without thinking or do you naturally talk like that?

It's natural, especially when you go to a public school in NYC. You naturally just start to talk like that (not like the OP tho since nobody in NYC talks like him).

Edit: NYC swag>>Cali swag

[clipps]

It's natural, especially when you go to a public school in NYC. You naturally just start to talk like that (not like the OP tho since nobody in NYC talks like him).

Edit: NYC swag>>Cali swag

:no: West coast owns all

[Dasher]

Third coast swag>>>than all

[hito da god]

:no: West coast owns all
fam i'll go to your city and bag *****es based on my accent alone...

NYC >>>>>

[Chalkmaze]

I wish I could talk black

I know you were corrected on this and meant no harm, but just as a mental exercise I want you to think about some things. Did Martin Luther King Jr. talk like this? No. And you wouldn't want to lump him in as the same person. Do dark skinned people in Africa and elsewhere in the world talk like that? No.

It is "ghetto" or "street"... because that is where that slang and culture developed and manifested to it's current form.

[Dasher]

Clipps whatever happened with this?

[clipps]

Well... I finally got the chance to tell him today at work... And what does he do? He sits next to her in the call center. My buddy is in denial. He doesn't want to believe me.

He's one of my best homies, but I wanted to slap the **** out of him today.

[dnyk1337]

fam i'll go to your city and bag *****es based on my accent alone...

NYC >>>>>

:oldlol:

I've seen Cali people talk, and their swagger is so off. It's funny. (no offense since it just seems that way to us NYers)


Well... I finally got the chance to tell him today at work... And what does he do? He sits next to her in the call center. My buddy is in denial. He doesn't want to believe me.

He's one of my best homies, but I wanted to slap the **** out of him today.

Why didn't you just confront them right then and there?

[clipps]

:oldlol:

I've seen Cali people talk, and their swagger is so off. It's funny. (no offense since it just seems that way to us NYers)



Why didn't you just confront them right then and there?

Us Cali People are relaxed, chilled out, enjoying life. NYers are too intense. Everytime I talk to a NYer, it sounds like they are pissed off about every thing.

Anyway. I should have confronted them both, but I'm not that likes tomakea big scene at work. I was gunna wait till after work, unfortunatly, my buddy was off work 3 hrs before I was off, and I already told the chick to stay the phuk away from me. "Hey, Can you get me some menthols? I forgot my wallet at home"... NO B*TCH!!!

[Legend of Josh]

I'm going to his pad later to kick it...I'm diggin a hot mom (Literally a hot mom?) and maybe not this, but in real life, ghetto talking is pretty sick

You're joking right? This sounds like something a 13 year old kid would say who just moved from North Dakota to Baltimore and wanted to fit in.

I hope you were just messin' wif us.

:oldlol:

[bomber]

Stop pretending to use cool lingo like "pad" and "kick it". That's not socially acceptable. Homie.

[dnyk1337]

Stop pretending to use cool lingo like "pad" and "kick it". That's not socially acceptable. Homie.

dun how u gonna play him like dat?

[jbot]

NY Comeback, where did you get that Candace Parker picture? Can you PM me the URL? I think I'm going to make a Candace Parker desktop and a shrine to her on my work computer.

place some plastic over your keyboard b4 u go spanking it. :)

[Draz]

Update to this story, the guy is doing 20

[JebronLames]

16 is okay in my state.

[Draz]

16 is legal in canada too, and I think New Jersey. New York it's 17.

[16X]

OP needs to learn when to mind his own business.

[oarabbus]

OP needs to learn when to mind his own business.

He's trying to save his friend from a statuatory charge.

[flipogb]

if you went as far as to ask the year they were born, you might as well just ask to see their ID

[Nick Young]

if there's fluff on the muff then she is old enough.

[Bandito]

14 is legal in my territory O.o

[ArbitraryWater]

14 is legal in my territory O.o

dafuq :wtf: no way

[mr.big35]

Inb4 Chris Henson comes to your houses.

[Railgun]

14 is legal in my territory O.o
irl lolis :D

[Bandito]

dafuq :wtf: no way
Yep I found out a couple of years ago. Most people dont know that, thank god.

[Bandito]

irl lolis :D
Youll be so happy here:cheers:

[ArbitraryWater]

Inb4 Chris Henson comes to your houses.

:roll:

[16X]

He's trying to save his friend from a statuatory charge.
It's fine that he told him how old she is, but other than that he should have f*cked off and minded his own business. It's like getting on your friends case because they're smoking a little pot or something. 16 year olds not being able to make their own choice of what to do with their bodies is even more ridiculous than the United States silly drug laws.


14 is legal in my territory O.o
Used to be in Canada a few years ago too. Sad that we seem to be losing our personal freedoms here. We made gay marriage legal throughout the whole country a while ago, decriminalised marijuana, etc, but now we're going in the opposite direction and becoming more like the good old USA. Not cool.

[Draz]

If she's old enough to smoke she's old enough to blow

[STATUTORY]

He's trying to save his friend from a statuatory charge.

it's statutory

- statutory

[Lakers Legend#32]

Hot mom or jail bait? Hmmmmm. Too close to call.

[Bandito]

If she's old enough to smoke she's old enough to blow
:cheers:

[Euroleague]

Just live in a state where 16 is legal. Problem solved.