What's the Fattest Thing You've ever done?

[cartmanclone]

Once I went to Jack in the Box and ordered two ciabattas,, I ate one and then took the second one back to the hotel and put it underneath my bed, at 6 am woke up, and ate it without a second thought and before doing anything else

what about yall

[TruthKGRay3412]

When ever I smoke and get the munchies I usually eat a lot.:lol

[ihatetimthomas]

When ever I smoke and get the munchies I usually eat a lot.:lol

Agreed. Whenver I blaze, its a munch fest. Im not even hungry b4 I blaze and when I do, I get so hungry I order the whole value menu

lol, at first I thought this was gonna be a whats the fattest chick you've done

[cartmanclone]

your mom


is your life goal completed now, To make an asinine joke?

Well then congratulations , because

http://www.myspacelayoutscreator.com/imghost/874/youre%20gay.jpg

[Doomsday Dallas]

your mom

:oldlol:

that joke never fails.

So much funnier than gay pics.

[Hawker]

your mom

simple yet sweet :applause:

[jbot]

your mom

:oldlol: come on now, you had to know that was coming.

[Remix]

made an account on the internet with the name "cartman" in it.

[bballer]

once i bought a boxx of cheeze its and ate the entire thing in the store and then went and paid for them.

[GOBB]

your mom

:roll:

You know its a great post when the poster that it was intended for gets bent out of shape. Just f*cked up his day. Now he wants to fight.

[GOBB]

Fattest thing? I'm not sure...if eating a whole icecream cake counts then that. Its good as hell, but I wouldnt do it again. Made me sick.

[jbot]

once i bought a boxx of cheeze its and ate the entire thing in the store and then went and paid for them.

damn, you had to have about 2-3 pops with that, right?

[GOBB]

damn, you had to have about 2-3 pops with that, right?

pops?:wtf:

[Remix]

pops?:wtf:
soda. people from the mid west say pop.

[AppleNader]

about a month ago, I had just come back from an exam around 9:30 pm and was just watching a movie to relax. Around 11pm, I get a craving for delivery.

I ended up ordering 4 mini-burgers, 1/2 lb. of chicken nuggets, large curly fries, and an 8-inch cajun soft pretzel. Ate everything except for half the large curly fries. Then went to bed around 3.

[v-unit]

The first time I blazed I was with my friends and didn't know what to expect. I knew I would get munchies, but with the numb fealings and all the thoughts going through my head, I started getting worried which added hunger to my munchies.

We scavanged his house for food, I ate a whole bowl of fruit (Didn't share with them "Lol PWNZOR")

Then we went back to my place and ate everything in my freezer and took that **** to the bus which took us to Wonderland (Theme park for you retards)

Add to that random sugar cakes and **** over there and rides, it wasn't a good day.

[pete's montreux]

I hadn't gone food shopping in a week or so, so there wasn't much left in my house to eat. I made grilled cheese, and ultimately wasn't satisfied with just the cheese, so I heated up some breakfast sausages, and added like five to each sandwich. I almost threw up immediately after I finished the second sandwhich. I'll never do that again.

[bballog]

http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d105/paul1984/really_fat_chick.jpg

yeah quite an accomplishment on my part:roll: :banana: :roll: :banana:

[wTFaMonkey]

your mom

:roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:

[NY Comeback]

I eat out of boredom sometimes. Just cuz there's a lot of food in my house. lol

Sometimes I smell my my fingers after I eat something really good...And whenever I buy Cheeseburgers, I eat the melted Cheese that's stuck to the wrapper...I'm a real fatass.

[shafir]

I once ate nine White Castle sliders, plus 3 slices of pizza in about half an hour. Tasted awesome, but I took the most painful **** about four hours later :(

[playtetris]

I once ate nine White Castle sliders, plus 3 slices of pizza in about half an hour. Tasted awesome, but I took the most painful **** about four hours later :(

mmm i had a similar thing happen to me.
i was recently in ny, and my friend and i decided to pay homage to 'harold and kumar' by going to whitecastle. we ordered one of those 30 burger packs and large chips, a couple of drinks.

we managed to finish the burgers and chips, but needless to say were chucking up in the carpark a quarter hour later :oldlol:

[reppy]

Back when I was a fat ass, it wasn't unusual for me to get a Nacho Bell Grande, Nacho Cheese Chalupa and Double Decker Supreme from Taco Bell.

[JEFFERSON MONEY]

Four Redbullz
Two shotz Vodka
Two Lamb Gyroez with Small Friez
Seven Slicez of Greek Pizza
Four Bowlz of Breyer'z Mint Chocolate Chip Ice Cream

Body fat shot up to 4%!

Needless to say, I fasted the entire day after, and did three hours of H.i.i.T.

(True story)

[v-unit]

That's three percent too many.

[crisoner]

Killed half a keg the day after the Super Bowl by myself!!!

:rockon:

[Lamar Doom]

i went to subway the other day and got two footlong subs because they were 5 bucks each and i thought i would have one for lunch and one for dinner, i ate them both in less than an hour. there's this place called "taco johns" in the midwest that sells "six pack and a pound" (six tacos and a pound of these potato oles that are like spicy tater tots) and whenever i go home for the holidays or whatever i have been known to eat the whole f*cking thing.

[cartmanclone]

Four Redbullz
Two shotz Vodka
Two Lamb Gyroez with Small Friez
Seven Slicez of Greek Pizza
Four Bowlz of Breyer'z Mint Chocolate Chip Ice Cream

Body fat shot up to 4%!

Needless to say, I fasted the entire day after, and did three hours of H.i.i.T.

(True story)
what were u fasting for>

[Day La Ghetto]

Four Redbullz
Two shotz Vodka
Two Lamb Gyroez with Small Friez
Seven Slicez of Greek Pizza
Four Bowlz of Breyer'z Mint Chocolate Chip Ice Cream

Body fat shot up to 4%!

Needless to say, I fasted the entire day after, and did three hours of H.i.i.T.

(True story)

3 hours of hitt :oldlol:

[dnyk1337]

Back when I was a fat ass, it wasn't unusual for me to get a Nacho Bell Grande, Nacho Cheese Chalupa and Double Decker Supreme from Taco Bell.

How'd you lose all your weight?

[TMacsOneGoodEye]

You people are disgusting. :oldlol:

[i seen hippos]

^ in the ear when he's sleeping.

[Hawker]

For dinner I ate chocolate chip cookies and mini wheats with chocolate milk...I was sick the next day.

[v-unit]

^ in the ear when he's sleeping.

[Aldridge Fan]

I think it's when I ordered a large pan pizza from Izzy's Pizza and ate the whole thing by myself.

[reppy]

How'd you lose all your weight?

Staying physically active. At one point in time, I got up to about 208-210lbs. Right now, I'm around 147-150lbs with about 11-12% BF. I eat pretty sensible. A lot of oatmeal, whey protein, turkey, etc. I don't eat fast food more than a couple times a month. And when I do, I abstain from french fries and soft drinks (adds a lot of unnecessary categories). I could definitely eat more fruit and veggies, though. And I probably eat too many carbs but my body seems to handle it fairly well. Although, I try to get my carbs from whole grains.

I work out a few times a week now, I stay active at work and play full court basketball about 90 minutes once a week.

[KeylessEntry]

One of the best I have done is get 2 double cheese burgers from mcdonalds, but then take out 2 of the buns and stick it together, making a quadruple cheese burger.

[Mamba]

i got betted to eat a family meal from mcdonalds for $50.

i did it.

then bought myself some laxatives to flush that **** out.

[JEFFERSON MONEY]

This afternoon I heated up six White Castle Burgerz. Ordered a large pizza. Boiled some pasta, and added half of the Ragu on top. And am eating it on the comp az we speak. Im' freakin leanin' on my chair like a fatazz all nasty food-stained fingaz chomping, typin', and slobbin'. I feel like a M.E.S.S.

I think I iz on a decline. My gut is starting to show, there'z dirty, irregular stubble on my face, I'm sleepin' in class, and I dunk occasionaly nowadayz. OH NOES Apocalypse.

[Steve Nashty]

I had spare 2nd period, then lunch, then another spare at 3rd one day, this means I had basically 4 hours of break mid day. I mis-timed my whole schedule and ended up just working out as appose to working out AND eating. I came home an hour and a half later, ate a protein bar, then a large Pizza (Bacon strips, mushrooms, tomatoes) and then a large meat ball sub.

That's why we work out though, so you can have things like this every once in a while and it won't be converted into fat immediately.

Although I once also had 1 and a half large pizzas.

[picc84]

your mom

classic :oldlol:

[picc84]

Staying physically active. At one point in time, I got up to about 208-210lbs. Right now, I'm around 147-150lbs with about 11-12% BF.

thats pretty gotdamn skinny

[ukplayer4]

6 bigmacs in a session.

that was tough.

[jc23]

Almost every Friday. 2 double big macs, 2 fries and a nice large coke. :applause:

[emsteez forreal]

my regular order from taco bell was a cheesy fiesta potato, bean burrito especial, nachos supreme, nacho cheese chalupa and a soft taco or 2. go on yum!'s site and look how much fat that is

[NastaMaverick]

my regular order from taco bell was a cheesy fiesta potato, bean burrito especial, nachos supreme, nacho cheese chalupa and a soft taco or 2. go on yum!'s site and look how much fat that is
:lol that sounds REAL good right now. asshole.

[DeuceWallaces]

When I was 16 I ate 2 double big macs and fry/coke. When I was 20 a buddy and I ate 20 dollars of Taco Bell, which is a lot of food.

[NastaMaverick]

When I was 16 I ate 2 double big macs and fry/coke. When I was 20 a buddy and I ate 20 dollars of Taco Bell, which is a lot of food.
DOUBLE big mac? Whats that? That sounds crazy haha.

[emsteez forreal]

:lol that sounds REAL good right now. asshole.

hell yeah . it's great

[DeuceWallaces]

DOUBLE big mac? Whats that? That sounds crazy haha.

Was a special at McD's in the 90's all the time.

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/109/293315472_a6a6d764d9.jpg?v=0

[NastaMaverick]

Was a special at McD's in the 90's all the time.

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/109/293315472_a6a6d764d9.jpg?v=0
:oldlol: how can u fit that in your mouth?

[wTFaMonkey]

your mom
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ahahhahahahah:applause:




triple meat triple cheese with double bacon. plus large fries and coke


*seriously* you will feel abnormal heart beats for 3-4 days

[AirGauge23]

When I was 16 I ate 2 double big macs and fry/coke. When I was 20 a buddy and I ate 20 dollars of Taco Bell, which is a lot of food.

And a lot of diarrhea. :oldlol:

[playtetris]

supplemental photos for my whitecastle anecdote from before:

before:

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during:

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after:

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[EricGordon23]

well i don't weigh alot or anything but i eat alot the most i ever ate was 13 double cheese burgers and 2 large drinks or 15 pizzas upto you which you think is more but still felt in good shape the next day.

[Sicknote]

I ate an entire medium Dominos pizza (Deep Dish + Bacon) + an entire order of Cinnastix & Breadstix when I was sick this summer. It took my like 3 hours and it was all I ate that day, but still, I felt cool.

[ihatetimthomas]

:oldlol: how can u fit that in your mouth?

Sounds so wrong:oldlol:

[rufuspaul]

I ate an entire medium Dominos pizza (Deep Dish + Bacon) + an entire order of Cinnastix & Breadstix when I was sick this summer. It took my like 3 hours and it was all I ate that day, but still, I felt cool.

At more than 7200 calories, quite an accomplishment.:rockon:

[picc84]

supplemental photos for my whitecastle anecdote from before:

before:

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during:

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after:

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:applause:

you fat **** :oldlol:

[ihatetimthomas]

supplemental photos for my whitecastle anecdote from before:

before:

http://photos-c.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-sf2p/v166/187/101/538965170/n538965170_2116002_3761.jpg

during:

http://photos-d.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-sf2p/v166/187/101/538965170/n538965170_2116003_4011.jpg

after:

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Im assuming you had a fat session before you took on this, right tetris?:lol

[DieHardBullsFan]

Once I went to Jack in the Box and ordered two ciabattas,, I ate one and then took the second one back to the hotel and put it underneath my bed, at 6 am woke up, and ate it without a second thought and before doing anything else

what about yall

20 white castle burgers...

ate a 16 inch pizza (numberus occasions)

the tripple by-pass burger (or the triple stack at Wendy's) numerious times

[DieHardBullsFan]

DOUBLE big mac? Whats that? That sounds crazy haha.

I actually saw one of those in Toronto....its basically a big mack with 4 burger patties I was afraid to eat it thought I would die :ohwell:

[SayTownRy]

the dinner my friends and i had at ditka's restaurant in chicago for a bachelor party was pretty glutonous.

we had a solid portion of the best ribs i've ever had for the appetizer, bloody mary's with shrimp coctail in them, salads, pretty good size filet, sides, desserts... one of those dinners where they just keep the courses coming..

and it was open bar, so having a beer, bloody mary (ditka style), glass of wine, and an additional cocktail in front of you was pretty much standard.

[DieHardBullsFan]

the dinner my friends and i had at ditka's restaurant in chicago for a bachelor party was pretty glutonous.

we had a solid portion of the best ribs i've ever had for the appetizer, bloody mary's with shrimp coctail in them, salads, pretty good size filet, sides, desserts... one of those dinners where they just keep the courses coming..

and it was open bar, so having a beer, bloody mary (ditka style), glass of wine, and an additional cocktail in front of you was pretty much standard.

you know I havent been there yet....is it any good?

[NastaMaverick]

Sounds so wrong:oldlol:
:oldlol: I shoulda added Thats what she said to the end of it.

[SayTownRy]

you know I havent been there yet....is it any good?

yeah i loved it. the ribs really were the best i've ever had. if you go you gotta try them. you could pull all the meat off the bone with the slightest tug. the steak was up there in quality too. the weight of the knife alone was enough to cut through the meat with a gentle sawing motion. and coach ditka came up and shook hands/posed for pics too which was awesome!

that said, being in chicago you definitely have your choice of premium steakhouses, so while i highly recommend it as someone who was only in chicago for a long weekend, i can't say with absolute certainty that it's the best yall got for the money.

the groom to be was a huge bears fan so that was our main reason in going there, but overall everyone was very impressed. it was good enough that if i go back to chicago i'll probably just go there instead of browsing the rest of the steakhouses there.

[ImmortalNemesis]

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One time I was hungry at 3 in the morning. There was nothing on the fridge so I walked like 4 blocks to the closest gas station. Bought some hot fries.

One time I ate a large Big Mac meal at McDonalds. Had to wait on a friend so ordered the 20 pc chicken nuggets. Ate them all.

Discuss.

[SmackOrH.A.K]

I've eaten 100 shrimps once a year for the last 3 years at Red Lobster's all you can eat shrimp. With a salad, baked potatoe, and some of those bisquits.

I've had 2 chickfila sandwiches, large fries, large chocolate milkshake and a soda once.

I've been to Golden Corral numerous times and eaten steak, fried chicken, fajitas, and shit loads of desserts in one meal.

I've been 230lb three times in my life. I lose weight but then it's really easy for me to gain weight. I'll gain like 10lb if I don't exercise for a week. So every semester I turn into a fat **** during finals. :/

[TheeBeast]

She was like 280 pounds, take or give...

[highwhey]

20 chicken.wings+fries+half.a.bottle of tequila+few beers+1 tostino pizza+ 3$ bag of funyons+1 choco.taco

[LT Ice Cream]

Was playing ball with my friend in NJ once and worked up a beastly appetite. Went to sizzlers and ordered a half rack of ribs, some fried chicken, two tacos, and a salad. Then a couple hours later while we were chillin at the house, I somehow felt the urge to walk about a mile to go to the Dunkin' Donuts at midnight and order a half dozen shitty leftover donuts. Walked out of the store with the box and finished 5 of them during the walk back to my boy's house :oldlol:

[SilkkTheShocker]

Once ate a whole box of Reese's cereal in one sitting.

[Scoooter]

Self-titty-****ing.

[GoRapz]

your mom

:roll: :roll: :roll:

[imnew09]

After I blazed, I munched an entire large bacon, pepperoni, and ham toppings pizza, and drank a large vanilla milk shake.

[SourPatchKids]

After I blazed, I munched an entire large bacon, pepperoni, and ham toppings pizza, and drank a large vanilla milk shake.
Unreal.

[jbot]

a girl back in high school. head only though.

[Raz]

:roll: :roll: :roll:

What are you laughing at? Your the guy who tosses off and wipes it on the sheets. GoRapz attacked by a crane as well from memory.

Anyway, for me it was going to McDonalds in Korea (2007) and pretending I was ordering for 3 people, taking it home, playing NBA2K7, and zoning out on food. 1 Big Tasty (GOAT Burger, had hot salsa in it), 3 double cheeseburgers, 2 chicken wraps, large fries, and orange soda. Fattest I have ever felt, and huge shit the next day. The was my last time overeating.

[Wally450]

Back in the day my friends and I would go to McDonalds almost every day after long hours of playing xbox. I would usually always get 2 mcchickens and 2 double cheeseburgers and maybe a 4 piece nugget here and there

[Jailblazers7]

Most I have ever eaten I think was an entire platter of taco dip, 8 chicken wings, and a box of ice cream sandwiches. I was pretty baked.

[niko]

McDonalds in Japan had these chicken pieces (like patties) that had red pepper inside and others had cheese. I was really hungry and couldn't find somewhere else for dinner so i ordered four of these (basically like ordering four chicken breasts), some fries and got a huge beer from the convience store and sat and had dinner.

[rufuspaul]

Most I have ever eaten I think was an entire platter of taco dip, 8 chicken wings, and a box of ice cream sandwiches. I was pretty baked.


:oldlol: I have vague recollections from the college years of waking up surrounded by empty boxes and various wrappers. We used to call it the "screaming munchies".

[NotYetGreat]

I'm sure I have a better one, but I remember putting the contents of one whole platter of salmon carpaccio from a buffet table on my plate. The platter was full.

[Rnbizzle]

your mom
4 years after this was posted, it's still gold. :applause: :lol

[Rake2204]

In terms of pure mass, the fattest thing I've done is eat 20 pancakes in one sitting at IHOP. However, that was in a battle with friends and did not hold that feeling of, "Man, I feel guilty for not being able to contain myself".

On the flip side, probably 6 or 7 years ago, I remember embarking on a drive to MSU to visit my girlfriend. I'd just gotten out of class myself and I was quite hungry, and I don't think we were planning on going out to eat that night, so I stopped at Little Caesar's on my way and bought my own Hot-n-Ready pizza. Then proceeded to eat it straight out of the box in the front seat of my car.

Already feeling self-conscious about eating my own large pizza, alone, in the front seat of my car, in the Little Caesar's parking lot, a group of five teenagers emerged from the shop next door on cue. One guy saw me dominating a 'za in the my Mercury Tracer, then immediately got his friends' attention and soon they all began pointing and laughing. The ring leader ended up giving me a thumbs up, in what I interpreted to be a "Yeah man! Do your thing!" type of approval, but I felt a little ridiculous nonetheless. I felt like rolling down my window and reassuring them by saying something like, "It's okay guys, I'm on my way up to see my girlfriend... I have a girlfriend. And I'm not as pathetic as you think I am... " But I knew that'd probably just make things worse.

[Scholar]

In 12th grade, a classmate & I challenged each other in a pizza eating contest. I won. How? I ate 3 entire boxes (Domino's medium sized), while he barely got through the 2nd box.

I had the shits for days!

[JEFFERSON MONEY]

I eat 2.5 calories of food in one meal every night easy peasy lemon squeezy. (srs)