View Full Version : Worst And Best Rap Lines
dawsey6
04-23-2008, 07:49 AM
It doesn't matter if you like the artist or not, but quote what you think is one of the worst rap lines ever and best.
Ex.
Worst: "'Can we get kickin' tonight?' like Coco/ so-so/ do you wanna play with my yo-yo?" Missy Elliot, "I Can't Stand the Rain"
Best: "If you die, tell em that you played my game/ I hope your bullet holes become mouths that say my name/ Cuz I'm the (cool)" Lupe Fiasco, "Let Me Put You On Game"
what are your worst/best?
JtotheIzzo
04-23-2008, 08:09 AM
Worst line (but for some reason always makes me laugh):
Milk D (from Audio Two)
"word to Giz, I hate f@ggots
I see em in the village like meat on some maggots"
Best line:
Milk D (from Audio Two)
"Milk is chillin, Gizmo's chillin
what more can I say, top billin"
lemonade was a popular drink and it still is by the totally overrated guru. (although he probably was influenced by two other weak rappers on that track, nice & smooth)
the whole dungeon fam was full of gems. from witchdocter tot every goodie mob member and big rube to sleepy brown.
Talkin bout what we gonna be when we grow up
I said what you wanna be, she said, "Alive" (hmm)
It made me think for a minute, then looked in her eyes
I coulda died, time went on, I got grown
Rhyme got strong, mind got blown, I came back home
to find lil Sasha was gone
Her mamma said she with a ***** that be treatin her wrong
I kept on singin my song and hopin at a show
that I would one day see her standin in the front row
But two weeks later she got found in the back of a school
With a needle in her arm, baby two months due, Sasha Thumper
And from Guess Who by Goodie Mob:
My Mama!!
Sometimes we get it on, I know at times I'm wrong
Lookin' into my eyes just to let me know she tried is enough for me
I'm callin' a truce it seems we more like brother and sister
Even though she pay the bills wit the mister
Brought me home in '72 and gave me all she had
Cause I was left at birth she knew it could work
Since she gave me the first chance my song and dance
Pearl, my world, what would I do without her spark
Probably be on the street wit nothin' to eat but I got a happy home
Ever since my first day it's heaven sent now I know
What it's meant when I say
I appreciate what you've done and what you do your only son...
Guess who???
May seem pretty simple but when you hear it, it's great.
Cell Therapy:
Me and my family moved in our apartment complex
A gate with the serial code was put up next
The claim that this community is so drug free
But it don't look that way to me cause I can see
The young bloods hanging out at the sto 24/7
Junkies looking got a hit of the blo it's powerful
Oh you know what else they tryin to do
Make a curfew especially for me and you the traces of the new world order
Time is getting shorter if we don't get prepared
People it's gone be a slaughter
My mind won't allow me to not be curious
My folk don't understand so they don't take it serious
But every now and then, I wonder
If the gate was put up to keep crime out or to keep our ass in
Rasheed1
04-23-2008, 09:13 AM
Worst:
Im like the hammer that you hold in ya hand, I make hits - Nore
anything from Nore post War Report is candidate for worst lyrics
kidachi
04-23-2008, 10:33 AM
one i just thought..
Eminem on the song "touchdown"
Welcome to the Midwest, yes
Where them Detroit playas ball like you have no idea
The more is here, got the whole place looking like it's candy painted
Ain't it like we left the kids at home and just let em loose with the crayons
****, I just hit a jogger, people looking like Frogger
They hopping out of the way whenever they see Marshall's car coming
The kids painted my windows with black permanent marker
And let the rest of the car carpet color like swirl pops
And I got the bass thumping but I'm bound to bump into something
Kids are flying through the air looking like they krumping
The way they tumbling, I gotta do something
But as soon as I hit the car wash to get the tar off
They just right back at it tommorrow
They're like, "Dad this is in, so you're with the trends"
"This is for the pens, listening to mens, nail polish on the rims"
And now it's custom chrome, but I gotta go do a show
So go on with ya bad self, just have it back to normal when I touch down
craigthomasb
04-23-2008, 10:37 AM
worst ever: "im just kidding like jason"
by some **** called nelly
Mamba
04-23-2008, 10:41 AM
its not the best but always gets me pumped up.
P.Diddy: "im the dream, im the one, im the reason you come, IM A BEAST!"
that always gets me up.
worst
R.Kelly: "thoia, thoia, thoia, thoinga thang"
plowking
04-23-2008, 10:52 AM
Soulja Boy for worst:
"Hey Soulja Boy can I... YAH TRICK YAH." Nuff said.
Best is definately Nas:
"I never sleep, cuz sleep is the cousin of death"
And Rakim:
I was a fiend before I became a teen
I melted microphone instead of cones of ice cream
- Rakim
Murdashow
04-23-2008, 11:29 AM
So many from this song, but I'll go with this
from across the seas comes cocaine
But you never seen a black man fly the plane
Look at the news:a young black death
Was it drug related,take a guess
I flash when I look in the mirror black
Cause my reflection is a 9 millimeter Gat
I think about genocide
And have thoughts of my homies who died
Welcome to the ghetto - Spice 1
ukballer
04-23-2008, 11:32 AM
'I'll take you to the Candy Shop, I'll let you lick the lollipop' - 50 Cent :oldlol:
So much on my mind that I can't recline
Blastin holes in the night til she bled sunshine
Breathe in, inhale vapors from bright stars that shine
Breathe out, weed smoke retrace the skyline
Heard the bass ride out like an ancient mating call
I can't take it y'all, I can feel the city breathin
Chest heavin, against the flesh of the evening
Sigh before we die like the last train leaving - Mos Def
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vHReQQnMVQo
v-unit
04-23-2008, 11:37 AM
D'Evils by Jay-Z, the whole song is amazing, but I just took the secound verse, check the song out.
We used to fight for building blocks
Now we fight for blocks with buildings that make a killin'
The closest of friends when we first started
But grew apart as the money grew, and soon grew black-hearted
Thinkin' back when we first learned to use rubbers
He never learned so in turn I'm kidnappin' his baby's mother
My hand around her collar, feeding her cheese
She said the taste of dollars was ****ty so I fed her fifties
About his whereabouts I wasn't convinced
So I kept feedin' her money 'til her **** started to make sense
Who could ever forsee, we used to stay up all night at slumber parties
now I'm tryin' to rock this ***** to sleep
All the years we were real close
Now I see his fears through her tears, know she's wishin' we were still
close
Don't cry, it is to be
In time, I'll take away your miseries and make 'em mine, D'Evils...
Worst lines: "If you don't bring back my m****f*****n money or my m***f****n dope, you can forget about Christmas n***a, cause you ain't gon even see New Years."
kidachi
04-23-2008, 12:33 PM
for the best.. one from Big L
"when it comes to gettin nookie Im not a rookie
I got girls that make that chick toni braxton look like whoopie"
T.O.RAPS
04-23-2008, 12:36 PM
Anything from Big Pun is classic:
Ex... Dead in the middle of little italy little did we know
That we riddled some middleman who didn't do diddily
brwnman
04-23-2008, 01:35 PM
worst ever: "im just kidding like jason"
by some **** called nelly
That was sick! I wouldn't have that anywhere near my worst list.
There are a lot of bad ones, like Fat Joe in "I won't tell"... just focus on after the first verse.
This is one of the sick ones I recently heard
"I'm Just Trying To Do The Opposite Of Left,
As Long As There Is The Opposite Of Death
You Test, And I Might Just Bring The Opposite Of Life
Till There's No One The Opposite Of Right."
- Lupe Fiasco (Game Time)
:bowdown:
This is seriously insane...
HardTattooedThug
04-23-2008, 02:12 PM
Windows tinted on my ride when I drive in it
So when I rob a bank, run out and just dive in it
So I'll be disguised in it
And if anybody identifies the guy in it
I'll hide for five minutes
Come back, shoot the eyewitness
Fire at the private eye hired to pry in my business
-eminem "criminal"
JEFFERSON MONEY
04-23-2008, 02:20 PM
Plenty of nice onez.
Too bad a couple of pre-pubescent clownz ruined the first page. Idiots. (Referring to the Soulja Boy/Nas and "Tell Me"/"R Kelly" guy.
We start off with possibly the goat candidate:
"I got a knife, and the knife is sharp."
Continue forward to something by 40 cal. (Loosely written)
"When I get done with you son, I'll perform like Iverson I'll hook you up on the IV in the ER, SON!"
Some song regarding smoking
"Get your children hooked like a pedofial fishermen!"
"I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
She said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air'
ANYTHING within the Love Ain't song by the Cunninlynguists (ty ridonks)
Worst lyrics hands down goes to
50 cent Candy Shop
"If I can be a NYMPHO, you can be a NYMPHO"
^ I dare anybody to top that
hito da god
04-23-2008, 02:24 PM
best:
Synthesizer, microwave me
Give me a drug so I can make seven babies
Pump my breasts up, can you suck the fat up
Please make my life appear
like ain't no such thing as bad luck
My, nose ain't right
Like I need a new one
Just take your pick, a yellow red
A black or a blue one
Virtual reality, virtual, BULL****
Synthesizer preachers can reach you
up in the pulpit
Who a *****?
Give me my gat so I can smoke this *****
Tell his mamma not to cry
because they can clone him quicker
than it took his daddy to make him
****** bitin verbatim
Thought provokin records radio never played dem
Instant, quick grits, new, improved
Hurry hurry, rush rush, world on the move
Marijuana illegal but ciggarettes cool
I might LOOK kinda funny but I ain't no fool
Now if you wanna synthesize I emp-athize
Now if you wanna synthesize I emp-athize
But if you synthesize I will understand
your synthesizer man
worst:
ice ice baby
HardTattooedThug
04-23-2008, 02:25 PM
one i just thought..
Eminem on the song "touchdown"
As one the the biggest em fans on this board I am ASHAMED that those are his lyrics. Touchdown is the worst verse I have ever heard from Em. Most of it doesn't even rhyme. Worst Em **** ever. He should be embarassed of that, and the fact that he's a legend makes it even more disturbing. That's how you can ruin a legacy, Marshall. If your verse isn't dope don't release it. Why he put that kind of trash out is beyond me.
brwnman
04-23-2008, 02:36 PM
"When i die bury me butt naked and face down in the grass, so i can **** the world while yall kiss my ass"
- Ras Kass
When I get done with you son, I'll perform like Iverson I'll hook you up on the IV in the ER, SON!
that was also definitely sick...
NY Comeback
04-23-2008, 04:11 PM
Worst, hands down!
Bam bam, jam jam, and a handstand, ha ha so tan in the tan stand
Ra-ra, na-na, ha-ha, la-la, mama I keep that blam blam
-Cam'ron
:banghead:
Worst, hands down!
Bam bam, jam jam, and a handstand, ha ha so tan in the tan stand
Ra-ra, na-na, ha-ha, la-la, mama I keep that blam blam
-Cam'ron
:banghead:
Nah
Golly Im Gully look at my Galoshes
or the
Computers computin, boogity bootin
sad cuz Cam'ron used to be sick
see His verse on DJ clue the professional part 1 the song with him and Pun and Canibus Cam rips it.
the lox have some pretty witty stuff too
something like Might find your man dead in the ocean He be aight though You know dead rappers get better promotion
ecthelion
04-23-2008, 04:52 PM
WORST :
"Psychotic hypnotic product, I got it the antibiotic
Ain't nobody hotter and so on and yada yada
God I talk a lotta hum de lay de la la
Oochie walla walla, um di da dah da dah but you gotta gotta"
Square Dance, Eminem
BEST : Nothin really comes to my mind atm
SourGrapes
04-23-2008, 04:58 PM
worst:
"i switch whips like kicks" wayyyyyy over used.
any song where game name drops.
TruthKGRay3412
04-23-2008, 05:09 PM
"everytime i'm tryin to leave, she beggin me to stay but i politely fadeaway like my name was MJ"
my boy weezy f,got way to many to list.:cheers:
Jailblazers7
04-23-2008, 05:19 PM
Common on My Way Home:
They say home is where the hate is
My dome is where fate is
I stroll where souls get lost like vegas
Seen through the eyes of rebel glasses
Pray to god that my arms reach the masses
The young smoke grass in grassless jungles
Rubberband together in cashless bundles
We wear struggling chains
Divided only hustle remains
Making sense of it we hustle for change
Revolution ain't a game
It's another name
For life fighting
Someone to stay in they corner like Mike Tyson
Hypes fighting for hits to heighten they hell
Don't he know he only get as high as he fell
Show money becomes bail
Relationships become jail
Children are unheld
I wish love was for sale
Behold the pale
Horse got me trapped like r. kel', I bail and it-
http://youtube.com/watch?v=jckwAqg1tPI
IlliniFan
04-23-2008, 05:27 PM
I show no love, to homo thugs
DMX
GOAT
Mr_Basketball#1
04-23-2008, 05:27 PM
That was sick! I wouldn't have that anywhere near my worst list.
There are a lot of bad ones, like Fat Joe in "I won't tell"... just focus on after the first verse.
This is one of the sick ones I recently heard
"I'm Just Trying To Do The Opposite Of Left,
As Long As There Is The Opposite Of Death
You Test, And I Might Just Bring The Opposite Of Life
Till There's No One The Opposite Of Right."
- Lupe Fiasco (Game Time)
:bowdown:
This is seriously insane...
Haha I see you using my old custom user title. That was a hot Kanye verse.
Here's one of the best rap lines ever imo.
I'm Kan, the Louis Vuitton Don
Bought my mom a purse, now she Louis Vuitton Mom
I ain't play the hand I was dealt, I changed my cards
I prayed to the skies and I changed my stars
I went to the malls and I balled too hard
'Oh my god, is that a Black Card?'
I turned around and replied, why yes but I prefer the term
African American Express
Brains, power, and muscle, like Dame, Puffy, and Russell
Your boy back on his hustle, you know what I've been up to
Killin y'all ****** on that lyrical ****
Mayonnaise colored Benz, I push Miracle Whips
HardTattooedThug
04-23-2008, 05:55 PM
WORST :
"Psychotic hypnotic product, I got it the antibiotic
Ain't nobody hotter and so on and yada yada
God I talk a lotta hum de lay de la la
Oochie walla walla, um di da dah da dah but you gotta gotta"
Square Dance, Eminem
BEST : Nothin really comes to my mind atm
you kiddin me, square dance is a dope song, though that particular verse isn't the best.
KNOW1EDGE
04-23-2008, 05:56 PM
WORST RAP EVER!! BY THE WORST RAPPER EVER!
Hook 1 - T-Pain]
Oooo she made us drinks, to drink
We drunk 'em, Got drunk
And then I think she thinks I'm cool
She gave me a wink, I winked back
And then I think that, we headed out something proper like...
[Chorus - T-Pain]
I like the bartender
(Oooo If you're lookin' for me)
I'm at the bar with her
(Uh-huh, Ok)
I like the bartender
(Yeah if you're lookin' for me)
I'm at the bar with her
(Oooooh Uh-huh, Ok)
ecthelion
04-23-2008, 05:57 PM
you kiddin me, square dance is a dope song, though that particular verse isn't the best.
i love the song, eminem is dope, but those lines just take away a lot of the credibility...
if you're listening to the song out loud, suddenly when those lines pop up it makes you look foolish
RedBlackAttack
04-23-2008, 06:01 PM
Bad:
Warren G. - 'What's Next'
This DJ, he gets down
mixing records while he go round
to the Hip to the Hop you just dont stop
producing funky tracks till it makes you drop
conjunction junction, whats my function
I'm hookin up tracks so that ****** can function
its not Pete Rock or that ***** Dr. Dre
its this mutha****in ***** from around the way
the one who brings you styles on timesy, whymsy
thats why its so hard to find me
conduction, construction when I bust choo choo, bustas
its a must when I bust when I bust, I gotta come correct
the R to the E to the S-P-ect architect
yup ***** no I'm not tweakin
its one of the 16 minds that I'm speaking
the W-A the double R the E into the uhh
A-B-C-D-E-F to the mutha****in G
ooh **** as I flex I wrecks I checks
so whats next
Great:
GZA - 'Triumph'
War of the masses, the outcome, disastrous
Many of the victim family save they ashes
A million names on walls engraved in plaques
Those who went back, received penalties for the axe
Another heart is torn as close ones mourn
Those who stray, ****** get slayed on the song
Best
Whoever said illegal was the easy way out couldn't understand the mechanics
And the workings of the underworld, granted
Nine to five is how to survive, I ain't trying to survive
I'm trying to live it to the limit and love it a lot
Worst
*insert gucci mane lyrics*
jamal99
04-23-2008, 06:25 PM
BEST:
Hard work pays off, you get what you put in.
So why stop now?
Gotta keep pushing. (Keep pushing)
We in a fight to the finish,
So why not fight 'till you finished?
WORST:
They say a family that prays together, stays together.
And one that walks apart just falls apart.
So, together we stand, divided we fall.
United, we form Voltron and take off all. Let’s move.
Yes, the birds left the nest.
I’m all grown up I gotta fly with the rest.(uh huh)
Best of the best is what we strive to be. (Yeah).
A legacy is what we trying to leave.
It's from Juelz Santanas "The Second Coming".
best-it's really motivational
worst-that Voltron part is ****ing whack...
WuTangWizard
04-23-2008, 06:29 PM
Here's a couple good verses
Wu tang - Triumph
Inspectah Deck
I bomb atomically, Socrates' philosophies
and hypotheses can't define how I be droppin these
mockeries, lyrically perform armed robbery
Flee with the lottery, possibly they spotted me
Battle-scarred shogun, explosion when my pen hits
tremendous, ultra-violet shine blind forensics
I inspect view through the future see millenium
Killa Beez sold fifty gold sixty platinum
Shackling the masses with drastic rap tactics
Graphic displays melt the steel like blacksmiths
Black Wu jackets Queen Beez ease the guns in
Rumblein patrolmen tear gas laced the function
Heads by the score take flight incite a war
Chicks hit the floor, diehard fans demand more
Behold the bold soldier, control the globe slowly
Proceeds to blow swingin swords like Shinobi
Stomp grounds I pound footprints in solid rock
Wu got it locked, Performin live on you hottest block
Biggie in Notorious Thugs
Armed and dangerous
aint too many can bang with us
straight up weed no angel
dust, label us notorious. Thug ass ****** dat love to bust, its strange to us
ya'll ****** be scramblin, gamblin
up in restaurants with mandolins and
violins. We just sittin' here tryin to win, try not to sin
high off weed and
lots of gin
so much smoke need oxygen
steadily countin' them Benjamins. *****
u should too, if u knew, what this game'll do to u
been in this **** since
'92
look at all the bull**** l been thru
sure caught beef with u know
who
**** a few female stars or two
then a bluelight ****** knew like
Mike-shiiit not to be **** wit. Mutha****a betta duck quick..cuzz me and my
dogs love to buck ****, **** the luck **** strictly aim
go operation just to
kick da game. Spit yo' game, talk yo ****, grab yo gat, call your clicks,
squeeze your clip and hit the right one
pass dat weed l gotta light one
all
them ****** l gotta fight one
all them hoes l gotta like one
our situation is
a tight one
what u wanna do? fight or run? Seems to me dat you'll take thee,
Bone and Big ***** die slowly
l'ma tell u like a ***** told me, cash rule
everything around me. Shiiit lyrically, ****** can't see me, **** it, buy the
coke, cook the coke, cut it, blow the ***** before u caught yourself lovin
it--***** wit a Benz ****in it. Doesn't it seem odd to u
Big comes thru wit
mobs and crews
Goodfellas down to da Mo' Thug dudes
who's da killa? me or you?
ecthelion
04-23-2008, 06:35 PM
Here's a couple good verses
Wu tang - Triumph
Inspectah Deck
I bomb atomically, Socrates' philosophies
and hypotheses can't define how I be droppin these
mockeries, lyrically perform armed robbery
Flee with the lottery, possibly they spotted me
Battle-scarred shogun, explosion when my pen hits
tremendous, ultra-violet shine blind forensics
I inspect view through the future see millenium
Killa Beez sold fifty gold sixty platinum
Shackling the masses with drastic rap tactics
Graphic displays melt the steel like blacksmiths
Black Wu jackets Queen Beez ease the guns in
Rumblein patrolmen tear gas laced the function
Heads by the score take flight incite a war
Chicks hit the floor, diehard fans demand more
Behold the bold soldier, control the globe slowly
Proceeds to blow swingin swords like Shinobi
Stomp grounds I pound footprints in solid rock
Wu got it locked, Performin live on you hottest block
Biggie in Notorious Thugs
Armed and dangerous
aint too many can bang with us
straight up weed no angel
dust, label us notorious. Thug ass ****** dat love to bust, its strange to us
ya'll ****** be scramblin, gamblin
up in restaurants with mandolins and
violins. We just sittin' here tryin to win, try not to sin
high off weed and
lots of gin
so much smoke need oxygen
steadily countin' them Benjamins. *****
u should too, if u knew, what this game'll do to u
been in this **** since
'92
look at all the bull**** l been thru
sure caught beef with u know
who
**** a few female stars or two
then a bluelight ****** knew like
Mike-shiiit not to be **** wit. Mutha****a betta duck quick..cuzz me and my
dogs love to buck ****, **** the luck **** strictly aim
go operation just to
kick da game. Spit yo' game, talk yo ****, grab yo gat, call your clicks,
squeeze your clip and hit the right one
pass dat weed l gotta light one
all
them ****** l gotta fight one
all them hoes l gotta like one
our situation is
a tight one
what u wanna do? fight or run? Seems to me dat you'll take thee,
Bone and Big ***** die slowly
l'ma tell u like a ***** told me, cash rule
everything around me. Shiiit lyrically, ****** can't see me, **** it, buy the
coke, cook the coke, cut it, blow the ***** before u caught yourself lovin
it--***** wit a Benz ****in it. Doesn't it seem odd to u
Big comes thru wit
mobs and crews
Goodfellas down to da Mo' Thug dudes
who's da killa? me or you?
this kid is high.. who tf is gona read all of that
pollution to my eyes
BrooklynZoo
04-23-2008, 07:11 PM
D'Evils by Jay-Z, the whole song is amazing, but I just took the secound verse, check the song out.
Worst lines: "If you don't bring back my m****f*****n money or my m***f****n dope, you can forget about Christmas n***a, cause you ain't gon even see New Years."
a hot line from d'evils is
9 to 5 is how u survive, i aint tryna survive, im tryna live it to the limit and love it a lot.
but yeah a horrible line by jay -z
She's mad at that, he's not havin that
So those opposites attract like maganets
what the f*ck is a maganet
KNOW1EDGE
04-23-2008, 07:17 PM
what the f*ck is a maganet
http://www.a3bs.com/imagelibrary/U19553/electricity-and-magnetism/U19553_horseshoe-magnet-140-mm-with-yoke.jpg
dawsey6
04-23-2008, 09:13 PM
WORST RAP EVER!! BY THE WORST RAPPER EVER!
Hook 1 - T-Pain]
Oooo she made us drinks, to drink
We drunk 'em, Got drunk
And then I think she thinks I'm cool
She gave me a wink, I winked back
And then I think that, we headed out something proper like...
[Chorus - T-Pain]
I like the bartender
(Oooo If you're lookin' for me)
I'm at the bar with her
(Uh-huh, Ok)
I like the bartender
(Yeah if you're lookin' for me)
I'm at the bar with her
(Oooooh Uh-huh, Ok)
Earth to poster: T-Pain's not a rapper.
KNOW1EDGE
04-23-2008, 09:16 PM
^^^^^^^^^^^
T-Pain raps, he appears in "rap" songs. But I agree he is not a "rapper"
People think he is a rapper.
That is a horrible song and horrible lyrics. That was what the post was about(horrible lyrics)
I dont think there are many real "rappers" out there anymore.
Nas said it best "Hip-Hop is dead" ITS THE THRUETH TOO!!
J.NelsonIsGOAT
04-23-2008, 10:56 PM
best:
Eminem: I take seven (kids) from (Columbine), stand 'em all in line
Add an AK-47, a revolver, a nine
a Mack-11 and it oughta solve the problem of mine
and that's a whole school of bullies shot up all at one time
Worst:
something by soulja boy or lil wayne
plowking
04-24-2008, 01:50 AM
Plenty of nice onez.
Too bad a couple of pre-pubescent clownz ruined the first page. Idiots. (Referring to the Soulja Boy/Nas and "Tell Me"/"R Kelly" guy.
We start off with possibly the goat candidate:
"I got a knife, and the knife is sharp."
Continue forward to something by 40 cal. (Loosely written)
"When I get done with you son, I'll perform like Iverson I'll hook you up on the IV in the ER, SON!"
Some song regarding smoking
"Get your children hooked like a pedofial fishermen!"
"I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
She said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air'
ANYTHING within the Love Ain't song by the Cunninlynguists (ty ridonks)
Worst lyrics hands down goes to
50 cent Candy Shop
"If I can be a NYMPHO, you can be a NYMPHO"
^ I dare anybody to top that
Waaaaaaaaaaaa!!! :cry: :cry: :cry:
Get a life.
jamal99
04-24-2008, 09:22 AM
http://www.a3bs.com/imagelibrary/U19553/electricity-and-magnetism/U19553_horseshoe-magnet-140-mm-with-yoke.jpg
lol at the guy who don't know what is magnet...
Mamba
04-24-2008, 09:42 AM
this kid is high.. who tf is gona read all of that
pollution to my eyes
thats a ****ing sick line on its own, if you just came up with that you already got better lines then t-pain akon and 50 cents new ****.
bomber
04-24-2008, 09:48 AM
Worst
*insert gucci mane lyrics*
"You diggin Gucci Gucci
Lets do the oochie coochie
is that your girlfriend?
Why didn't you introduce me?"
dawsey6
05-06-2008, 07:42 PM
BuMP
Have you heard KRS One on "Mad Crew"
Put down the microphone and consider a squeegee!
Ouch.
Jailblazers7
05-06-2008, 07:56 PM
Common- A Song for Assata (http://youtube.com/watch?v=AaAMJZNi5f4)
She discovered frredom is a unspoken sound
And a wall is a wall and can be broken down
Found peace in the Panthers she went on trial with
One of the brothers she had a child with
The foulness they would feed her, hopin she's lose her seed
Held tight, knowing the fight would live through this seed
In need of a doctor, from her stomach she's bleed
Out of this situation a girl was conceived
Separated from her, left to mother the Revolution
And lactated to attack hate
Cause federal and state was built for a Black fate
Her emptiness was filled with beatings and court dates
They fabricated cases, hoping one would stick
And said she robbed places that didn't exist
In the midst of threats on her life and being caged with Aryan whites
Through dark halls of hate she carried the light
I wonder what would happen if that woulda been me?
All of this **** so we could be free.
BrooklynZoo
05-06-2008, 08:11 PM
lol at the guy who don't know what is magnet...
i know what a magnet is. i dont know what a mag-a-nat is.
another dumb line by jay
Yall go to parties to ice grill/ i go to parties to party with nice girrrls
v-unit
05-06-2008, 08:12 PM
Are you a fan of Jay-Z?
Anyways, what song is that line from with the nice girls ****.
RidonKs
05-06-2008, 08:21 PM
Thirty-eight revolve like the sun around the Earth
playtetris
05-06-2008, 08:27 PM
Powerful parable ditties might harm
if tampered with, set off and strike like pipe bombs
Flashbacks to the Duel of the Iron Mic
Look out for these fatal flying spikes, of massive
sleep-holds, put strangle on commercial angle
Microphone cords tangled from being Star Spangled
Now who could ever say they heard of this?
My motherf*ckin style is mad murderous
best.. :D
kidachi
05-06-2008, 08:29 PM
Big L..
And when it comes to gettin nookie Im not a rookie
I got girls that make that chick toni braxton look like whoopie
blasian
05-06-2008, 08:34 PM
Canibus brings the sickest drama,
Fierce enough to pierce the thickest armor
I smack *****es who try to suck dick through a condom
Playing with the mic is something i wont do
My only concern when i approach you, is to roast you
I smoke you and whoever you standing close to
And make every man in your crew deny that he knows you
Defeating, ****** like segal steven,
Putting emcees in, positions to prevent 'em from breathing
I'll make you question any and everything you've ever believed in
By peeping your deepest secrets like psychic readers,
What's the matter with ya'll, i splatter ya'll
Against the mutha ****in wall with these raw lyrics i catapult
None of ya'll got the balls big enough to battle,
I go on & on like erika badu
A hundred times nicer than the best there is
Twice as african as krs is, who wanna test this
**** yall you dont impress me and no one can test me
An emcee so ill, i got aids scared to catch me
All that **** you poppin will stop, when i put you in a headlock,
And apply pressure until i crush your mutha ****in noggin
I grab mics and push ****** to the left
So fast their hearts end up on the right side of their chests
My hypothesis, is that nobody can see this
Lyrical genius, i got it sown like a seamstress
But if you want to battle, i'm down,
If you got nine lives, i'll take eight of them off your hands right now
Step up and get your neck cut from ear to ear
If you survive, then you can cover your scar with a beard
I'm the illest from queens to the new jerusalem briddicks
Anyone who aint feeling my shidick can suck my didick
You need to quit it, if you aint spitten
More than 50 bars per minute cause you aint in lyrical fitness
Kickin' boring raps with metaphors that's wack
All of ya'll mutha ****as need nordictrack
To get ya weight up, ****in with canibus you get ate up
Get beat down and sprayed up, just for bringing my name up
Been rockin longer than ****** twice my age
Back in the days before bob marley was rockin a fade
Before honest abe signed the paper that freed slaves
Before neanderthals was drawing on walls in caves
I existed, in the garden of eden gettin lifted
Stickin dick to eve before she was adams mistress
Before christ created christmas, i been in lyrical fitness
The canibus is spitten till' he's spitless
50 bars of total sickness, you wont forget this
I'm puttin' every wack emcee alive on my **** list
Verbally vicious, tele-connectically gifted
Took you a minute, to exhibit that i'm sick wit it
Now you tell me who you think is damaging ****
Going once, going twice
Sold to that ***** name canibus
Me and mr.cheeks, a-plus, and funk doctor
Hopping out the hue helicopter to suey chop ya
BrooklynZoo
05-06-2008, 08:35 PM
Are you a fan of Jay-Z?
Anyways, what song is that line from with the nice girls ****.
yeah i am, but lately hes slippin. thats off the kingdom come album, a track called 30s the new 20 or somethin
DavidLeeforMVP
05-06-2008, 08:42 PM
best:
I heard paybacks a muther****in niggar, that's why im sick of getting treated like a god damn step child
v-unit
05-06-2008, 08:50 PM
yeah i am, but lately hes slippin. thats off the kingdom come album, a track called 30s the new 20 or somethin
That's true, but I liked his "The Prelude", and American Gangster wasn't that bad, I can listen to that album, but he can't kiss the feet of young HOV though.
BrooklynZoo
05-06-2008, 09:01 PM
That's true, but I liked his "The Prelude", and American Gangster wasn't that bad, I can listen to that album, but he can't kiss the feet of young HOV though.
yeah the prelude is ok. the only song i really liked off the last 2 albums was Lost Ones, which prob isnt high on too many peoples lists. some decent/pretty good songs like I Know, Roc Boys, Ignorant Sh*t, but no hits.
i think ill give kingdom come another listen..
qwerty
05-06-2008, 09:12 PM
yeah i am, but lately hes slippin. thats off the kingdom come album, a track called 30s the new 20 or somethin
You know why they call The Projects a project, because it's a project!
An experiment, where in it, only it's objects
And the object for us to explore our prospects
And sidestep cops on the way to the top - yes!
As kids we would daydream, sittin on our steps
Pointin at cars like yeah that's our sex
Hustlers, prophets, made our eyes stretch
Swanson got the spot, **** we started our trek
Some of us made it, most of us digressed
In the name of those who ain't made it my progress
Show success please live through me
See I'm the eyes for Emory, keep him alive
(This is a collect call) So everytime I press five
All he wanna hear is his boy talk fly
Up in the fed, and still holdin his head
So when he hits the streets he gon' eat through this bread
Now let's ride
Kingdom Come isn't as bad as most people say it iss
crisoner
05-06-2008, 09:34 PM
Best.....Nas Memory Lane
I rap for listeners, blunt heads, fly ladies and prisoners
Hennessey holders and old school ******, then I be dissin a unofficial that smoke woolie thai
I dropped out of Kooley High, gassed up by a cokehead cutie pie
Jungle survivor, **** who's the liver
My man put the battery in my back, a differencem from Energizer
Sentence begins indented with formality
My duration's infinite, moneywise or physiology
Poetry, that's a part of me, retardedly bop
I drop the ancient manifested hip-hop, straight off the block
I reminisce on park jams, my man was shot for his sheep coat
Chocolate blunts make me see him drop in my weed smoke
It's real, grew up in trife life, did times or white lines
The hype vice, murderous nighttimes, and knife fights invite crimes
Chill on the block with Cognac, hold strap
with my peeps that's into drug money, market into rap
No sign of the beast in the blue Chrysler, I guess that means peace
For ****** no sheisty vice to just snipe you
Start off the dice-rolling mats for craps to cee-lo
With sidebets, I roll a deuce, nothing below (peace God!)
Peace God -- now the **** is explained
I'm taking ****** on a trip straight through memory lane
It's like that you all it's like that you all it's like that you all
Also Best....the whole Damn song Rass Kass Nature of the Threat
Let freedom ring with a buckshot, but not just yet
First we need to truly understand the nature of the threat
And a pale man walks in the threshold of darkness
Roughly 20,000 years ago the first humans evolved
with the phenotypical trait, genetic recessive
Blue eyes, blonde hair and white skin
Albinism apparently was a sin to the original man, Africans
So the mutants traveled North of the equator
Called Europeans later, the first race haters
So here's the Devil's alpha to the beta
Cause history's best qualified to teach one
Quoting German philosopher Schopenhauer
"Every white man is a faded or a bleached one"
Migration created further mutation
Genetic drifts, evolution through recombination
Adaptation to the climate
As the Caucus Mountain man reverted to that of a primate
Savage Neanderthals, until the late Paleolithic age
That's when the Black Grimaldi man came
With the symbol of the dragon, fire and art
Check cave paintings in France and Spain to the Venus of Willendorf
Around 2000 B.C. Southern Russians migrate in small units
Those who travel West populated Europe
Those who went East settled in Iran, known as Aryans
1500 B.C. some crossed the Khyber Pass into India and
created Hinduism, the first caste system, the origins of racism
A white dot on the forehead meant elite
The black dot - defeat; untrustable, untouchables
They wrote the holy Vedas in Sanskrit
That's the language that created Greek, German, Latin and English
Now the Minoans around 2000 B.C.
Starts on the island of Crete, in the Agean Sea
The Greek culture begins Western Civilization
But "Western Civilization" means "White Domination"
Myceneans learned from Kemet, called Egypt in Greek
It existed since at least 3000 B.C.
Creatin geometry and astronomy
This knowledge influenced Plato, Socrates and Hippocrates
Cause Imhotep, the real real father of medicine
Was worshiped in Greece and Rome in the form of a Black African
The word Africa comes from the Greek "Aphrike"
meaning "without cold"; the word philosophy means "love of knowledge"
Stole from first man, Greek power expands
The first Greek fraternities band
The word gymnasium is Greek for "naked"
This was the place where adolescent boys were educated, and molested
This was accepted because Greek culture was homosexual
For example, Sappho trained girls on the island of Lesbos
Hence, the word lesbian (Ay let these dumb mother****ers know)
December 25th, the birth of Saturn
A homosexual god, now check the historical pattern
December 25, now thought the birth of Christ
Was Saturnalia, when men got drunk,
****ed each other then beat their wife
Fact is, it was still practiced, til they called it Christmas
So put a gerbil on your Christmas list
The Hellenistic Era, Alexander the Great
Conquers all the way to India leavin four successor states
By the Fifth century B.C., R.O.M.E.
succeeds to be the conqueror of Egypt and Greece
But had the threat of the Black Phoenicians in Sicily
The Punic Wars began 264 B.C.
The Black general Hannibal and Carthaginian Peace
In 146 B.C. Carthage fell after a six-month siege
Rome sold every citizen to slavery
The first genocide of history
And more bisexuality in sight; Julius Caesar was known as
"every woman's husband and every man's wife" (BEOTCH!)
Spartacus Revolt, a slave rebellion that lost
Where 6,000 slaves was nailed on a cross
Cross? Aw, ****! Jesus Christ! Time for some-act-right
Christians get your facts right
Cause Christ was not his name
That's Greek for "One who is anointed"
Yahshua Ben Yosef was his name, do Christians know this?
So who do you praise, do you know his name?
Or do you do this in vain?
Accepting the religion they gave slaves to behave
Peep the description of historian Josephus
"Short, dark, with an underdeveloped beard was Jesus"
He had the Romans fearing revolution
The solution was to take him to court and falsely accuse him
After being murdered by Pilate how can it be
these same white Romans established Christianity
Constantine would later see the cross in a dream
In his vision, it read "En Hawk Signo Wonka":
"In this sign we conquer" - Manifest Destiny
In 325 he convened the Nicean Creed
And separated god into three
Decided Jesus was born on December 25th
and raised then on the third day is a myth
Plus to deceive us
Commissioned Michelangelo to paint white pictures of Jesus
He used his aunt, uncle, and nephew
Subconsciously that affects you
It makes you put white people closer to God
(Yo, 'The Man' got game like a mother****er!)
True indeed, **** it, Jihad
In the eight century Muslims conquered
Spain, Portugal and France and controlled it for 700 years
They never mention this in history class
cause o'fays are threatened when you get the real lesson
Moors from Baghdad, Turkey threatened European Christians
Meaning, the white way of life; hence the Crusades for Christ
On November 25th, 1491
Santiago defeats the last Muslim stronghold, Grenada
King Ferdinand gave thanks to God for victory
And the Pope of Rome and declared this date to forever be
A day of "Thanksgiving" for all European Christians
.. Now listen, when you celebrate "Thanksgiving"
What you are actually celebratin
is the proclamation of the Pope of Rome
Who later, in league with Queen Isabella
sent Cardinal Ximenos to Spain
to murder any blacks that resisted Christianity
These Moors, these black men and women
were from Baghdad, Turkey
And today, you eat the turkey, for your "Thanksgiving" day
as the European Powers destroyed the Turkeys
Who were the forefathers of your mothers and fathers
Now fight the power, you *****-ass ******!
Now around this time, Whites started callings us Negroes
That's Spanish for black object meaning we're not really people
but property, and the triangle trade begins - they seize us
Queen Elizabeth sends the first slaves on a ship named Jesus
Stealin land from the indigenous natives
Gave them alcohol to keep the Red Man intoxicated
Whites claim they had to civilize these pagan animals
But up until 1848 there's documented cases
of whites bein the savage cannibals, eatin Indians
In 1992, it's Jeffery Dahmer
They slaughtered a whole race with guns
Drugs, priests and nuns
1763, the first demonic tactic of biological warfare
As tokens of peace, Sir Jeffery Amherst
passed out clothin and blankets to the Indian community
Infested with small pox, knowin they had no immunity
Today it's AIDS, you best believe it's man made
Cause ain't a damn thing changed.. let me explain
Now since people of color are genetically dominant
and Caucasoids are genetically recessive
and Whites expect to be predominant, meaning survive as a race then
they simply must, take precautions
That's why they're worried about their future now
Cuz by 2050, almost all the Earth's population
will be brown, then black, so understandin that, whites counterreact
(I'm sayin.. man.. them fools
ain't nothin but a teaspoon of milk in the world color majority)
So they created a system
to force blacks into an unnatural position
That re-enforces the position of natural inferiority
In addition, created guns and developed the ethnocentric view
that God justifies every ****in thing they do
Condition people to perceive whites' culture as civilized
and every other culture considered primitive - not true!
Racism is the system of racial subjugation against nonwhites
in every areas of human relation
Entertainment, education, labor, politics
Law, religion, sex, war and economics
See blacks were 3/5ths of a man with tax purposes intended
You think you're Afro-American?
You're a 14th amendment and a good *****
Jews don't salute the ****in swastika
but ****** pledge allegiance to the flag that accosted ya
They never teach about the break of islands like Jamaica
But before slaves came here whites would take a
pregnant women, hang her from a tree by her toes
Slice her stomach with a knife
and let the unborn baby fall to the flo'
And stop an unborn child in front of all the slaves
to inbreed fear, so they'd be scared and behave
and not rebel more
Understand all whites must be perceived as potential predators
I paraphrase historian Ishakamusa Barashango
"Understand that regardless of the lofty ideas ingraved on paper
in such documents as the Constitution or Declaration
the basic nature.. of the European American white man
remains virtually unchanged".. so check
This is the nature of the threat
Good Old Willy
05-06-2008, 11:12 PM
Best: Sugar Hill Gang
Worst: anything that came thereafter
:D
DavidLeeforMVP
05-06-2008, 11:50 PM
Best: Sugar Hill Gang
Worst: anything that came thereafter
:D
oh yes that was a masterpiece
http://youtube.com/watch?v=wdHhE_9omr8
~LA's fine$t~
05-07-2008, 12:02 AM
Notorious BIG - Things Done Changed.
If I wasnt in the rap game
Id probably have a key knee deep in the crack game
Because the streets is a short stop
Either youre slingin crack rock or you got a wicked jumpshot
Is one of my favorites.
KeylessEntry
05-07-2008, 12:04 AM
Worst - Paddycake Paddycake Microwave!!
Best -
Aint no way to explain or say
how painfull the hangover was today
in front of the toilet hands and knees
trying to breathe inbetween the dry heaves
my baby made me some coffee
afraid that if I drink some its probably comin right back out me
couple of advil
relax and chill
hard to stand still
with how bad I feel
I think I need to smell fresh air
so i stepped out the backdoor fell down the stairs
the sunlight hit me dead in the eyes like
its made that I gave half the day to last night
my bad sight made me trip on my ass right in to that patch of grass like thats life
all of a sudden I realized something
the weather is amazing even the birds are bumpin
stood up and took a look and a breath
and theres that bike that I forgot that I possessed
never really seen excercise as friendly
but I think somethings telling me to ride that 10 speed
the breaks are broken, thats all right
the tires got air and the chain seems tight
artex
09-11-2010, 11:24 PM
light a spliff to that riff as i skip off to my skiff
- young artex
Horde of Temujin
09-11-2010, 11:44 PM
You're such a b!tch somebody probably made you out of a rib - Immortal Technique
Horde of Temujin
09-11-2010, 11:52 PM
Best.....Nas Memory Lane
Also Best....the whole Damn song Rass Kass Nature of the Threat
Thats a cool song
Devin1410
11-12-2010, 11:42 AM
You know I'm still nice with my cook game
Look mayn, its a hood thang thats why I'm loved in Brooklayn
I handle mine just like a real nigg@ should
If I do some time, homie I'm still all good
Let me show what a thug bout born to die
I took the bullets outta 50 and put 'em in my four five
And I ain't even got my feet wet yet
A seven figure nigg@ who ain't seen a royalty check
Young Buck
TylerOO
11-12-2010, 02:16 PM
I'm flyer than an ostrich.
- Juelz Santana
Ostriches do not fly.
Maga_1
11-12-2010, 08:39 PM
I always remember this when i see this thread
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ce9TqWyMkE
branslowski
11-12-2010, 10:30 PM
I always remember this when i see this thread
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ce9TqWyMkE
"I'll punch you in your titties"....:roll: :roll: :roll:
And their faces when he say's..."I'm f*cking your dad"..:roll: :roll: :facepalm
Maga_1
11-12-2010, 10:38 PM
I like the other guys laughing so hard .. it's amazing :oldlol:
branslowski
11-12-2010, 10:41 PM
I like the other guys laughing so hard .. it's amazing :oldlol:
:oldlol: Yeah and dude had the serious face on while they were laughing near the end like he was pissed cause they didn't take him serious...:roll:
B-Low
11-12-2010, 10:48 PM
I'm flyer than an ostrich.
- Juelz Santana
Ostriches do not fly.
:roll:
Dilly
11-13-2010, 12:36 PM
"Life's a b!tch but God forbid the b!tch divorce me" - Nas
brownmamba00
11-13-2010, 02:03 PM
I got more riches than you, **** more ******* than you
Only thing I haven't got is more, stitches than you
****in punk, you ain't a Leader what? Nobody Follow-ed you
You was never shit, your mother shoulda swallowed you
You on some tagalong flunkie yes man shit
Do me a favor, please get off the next man dick
And if you think I can't **** with whoever, put your money up
Put your jewels up, no **** it put your honey up
Put your raggedy house up *****, or shut your mouth up
before I buck lead, and make a lot of blood shed
Turn your tux red, I'm far from broke, got enough bread
And mad hoes, ask Beavis I get nuttin Butt-head
My game is, vicious and cool
****in chicks is a rule
If my girl think I'm loyal then that ***** is a fool
BIG-L
Bigsmoke
11-13-2010, 02:47 PM
Best?
" I don't waste ink, ***** I think. I drop megaton BOMBS more faster than you blink " - Gza
Worst?
"I'll treat you like Milk girl, and do nothing but spoil you" lil flip
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