Finals in College..Hookin up with a fat girl to relieve the stress

[bomber]

Details coming tomorrow early A.M. or I will get stuck in her stomach like Jonah and miss the Boston V Cleveland second round.

Wish me luck guys. I'm taking one for the team.

[dirkdiggler41]

Wtf are you talking about? Taking one for the team. There is one rule for fat chicks and that is "fat girls need loving to, they just have to pay for it"
Anyway, you are in college. The mekka of p*ssy

[SoCalMike]

Why would I wish you luck for your two seconds of glory?




:pimp:

[Dasher]

Don't get hooked on the fat hoes.

[Dasher]

:roll:
Why would I wish you luck for your two seconds of glory?




:pimp:

[bomber]

She's not really fat anymore, she was in HS. She's a 4-6 at best.

I won't hit it just T efFer and send her packing.

[bomber]

Why would I wish you luck for your two seconds of glory?




:pimp:

Hope that I survive more than anything so we can rip on each other down the road.

[hito da god]

what are you being the wing man or something?

[dnyk1337]

You do know that the wing man doesn't have to have sex with the fat chick right?

[ALBballer]

What's your definition of fat?

This:

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y28/sailorminikitty/smile1.jpg

or something along the lines of this


http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/03_03/newchloeDM2103_468x974.jpg

[kidachi]

:wtf: nooooo

[ALBballer]

I always had a thing for this chick:

http://l.yimg.com/img.tv.yahoo.com/tv/us/img/site/42/96/0000004296_20060919221314.jpg

http://www.imdb.com/media/rm3481639680/nm0058723

[bomber]

Skinner then all those.

Just not up to my standards, chunky and not delicate features lol.

[starface]

that chick is probably on some jenny craig forum makin a thread "i'm hookin up with this greasy-faced loser with a bowl cut to get my mind off of snacking at night" LMAO

[wTFaMonkey]

more cushion for the pushing

- method man

[IBLEEDGREEN20]

that chick is probably on some jenny craig forum makin a thread "i'm hookin up with this greasy-faced loser with a bowl cut to get my mind off of snacking at night" LMAO
:roll:

[Dasher]

:roll: :roll:
that chick is probably on some jenny craig forum makin a thread "i'm hookin up with this greasy-faced loser with a bowl cut to get my mind off of snacking at night" LMAO

[ALBballer]

that chick is probably on some jenny craig forum makin a thread "i'm hookin up with this greasy-faced loser with a bowl cut to get my mind off of snacking at night" LMAO

:roll:

[wTFaMonkey]

that chick is probably on some jenny craig forum makin a thread "i'm hookin up with this greasy-faced loser with a bowl cut to get my mind off of snacking at night" LMAO
:roll:

:hammertime:

[Poseidon]

http://www.bbwlover.co.uk/bbw-lissa.jpg

I won't lie.....I'd smash and send her home with the leftover pizza!

[wTFaMonkey]

http://www.bbwlover.co.uk/bbw-lissa.jpg

I won't lie.....I'd smash and send her home with the leftover pizza!

:cletus2

[Hawker]

Do her like Debbie Does Dallas.

[B-Low]

http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/03_03/newchloeDM2103_468x974.jpg



Skinner then all those.

Just not up to my standards, chunky and not delicate features lol.


Now hold up she's not even fat, but you say this girl who is skinnier than HER is fat? Amazes me what people consider fat these days

[dnyk1337]

Now hold up she's not even fat, but you say this girl who is skinnier than HER is fat? Amazes me what people consider fat these days

He's just one of those stupid ****s I sometimes want to just hit with a car. No big deal. :)

[PK3434]

fat girls are the best...they have very low self esteem and feel inferior. therefore, they try harder; hence, give the best head ever!

[2LeTTeRS]

fat girls are the best...they have very low self esteem and feel inferior. therefore, they try harder; hence, give the best head ever!

Ugly girls head >>>> Fat girls head

Its not even close.

[Dasher]

Ugly girls head >>>> Fat girls head

Its not even close.
Cosign.

[PK3434]

Ugly girls head >>>> Fat girls head

Its not even close.

maybe you have a point:

redheaded girls' head >>>> ugly girls head >>>>fat girls head>>>good looking girls head.

I think we can all agree on this.

[El Kabong]

Hey now, lay off the man. Desperate times call for desperate measures. Now you gotta ask yourself which is more pathetic. Sitting alone at home *********ing to internet porn, or having sex with a fat chick. At least one of them involves another human being.

[ihatetimthomas]

that chick is probably on some jenny craig forum makin a thread "i'm hookin up with this greasy-faced loser with a bowl cut to get my mind off of snacking at night" LMAO

:roll: I just lol'd at work

[bada bing]

some fat girls are willing to do anything just to get some from you....they will bend over and try new things that a hot girl may not....so if you just looking for a nice one night stand to relieve some stress i say go for it...i ****ed this fat chick on and off for a year without really being in any sort of a relationship....

she weighed like 180 and was 5'5. she looked chubby but was okay in the sack..she couldn't find anyone else so i took out my stress on her in a mature legal fashion - by ****ing the day lights out of her.

[El Kabong]

some fat girls are willing to do anything just to get some from you....they will bend over and try new things that a hot girl may not....so if you just looking for a nice one night stand to relieve some stress i say go for it...i ****ed this fat chick on and off for a year without really being in any sort of a relationship....

she weighed like 180 and was 5'5. she looked chubby but was okay in the sack..she couldn't find anyone else so i took out my stress on her in a mature legal fashion - by ****ing the day lights out of her.
Awww, how sweet. They should make a romantic chick flick outta that story.

[e-Thugstylez]

fat girls are the best...they have very low self esteem and feel inferior. therefore, they try harder; hence, give the best head ever!

That's some serious e-knowledge right there.

+ 1

Yes, fat chicks always give paramount head. They have to. The entire time you're like goodness gracious this feels good! She's not thinking sexual at all, she's worried if she scrapes or doesn't please at a high level she'll never see you again.

[ItsMillerTime]

Fo real. Best head of my life came from the only fat chick I've ever done. I made her my b*tch.

[v-unit]

Ataboy, Bomber ftw.

[bomber]

So the chick took an hour to get here (5 mile drive).

I didn't touch her and I put the dogs outside. God must have read this post and wanted to safe me. Sent a skunk into the yard. Dogs got sprayed all over. I told her I had to clean them up and said see ya after she was here 10 minutes.

It took me until 2AM to finish cleaning up, but it was well worth saving my dignity.

Mother Nature saved me.

I won't post a picture and ruin all your guys self image as well as that cute little joke that was made, but I am far from a greasy faced loser with a bowl cut.

[MarloStanfield]

So the chick took an hour to get here (5 mile drive).

I didn't touch her and I put the dogs outside. God must have read this post and wanted to safe me. Sent a skunk into the yard. Dogs got sprayed all over. I told her I had to clean them up and said see ya after she was here 10 minutes.

It took me until 2AM to finish cleaning up, but it was well worth saving my dignity.

Mother Nature saved me.

I won't post a picture and ruin all your guys self image as well as that cute little joke that was made, but I am far from a greasy faced loser with a bowl cut.
Don't be scurred...post a pic of the ol mug!

[wTFaMonkey]

**** them obese girls. i wouldnt even **** a obese girl if she payed me a 100 bucks

its so ****ing disgusting. gahhh

[jbot]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=GCcstd2ckjw