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geeWiz15

08-18-2006, 01:48 PM

Rasheed1

08-18-2006, 01:49 PM

the clip I saw of the movie was funny.....Sam L Jackson going bonkers...

"Enough is Enough.....Im tired of all these MUTHAF*KING snakes!!"

but the movie will prolly be ass....it doesnt seem to realistic...they better have a good reason as to how those snakes got there and why they are attackin

geeWiz15

08-18-2006, 01:49 PM

and would start chanting "USA!" whenever anything amazingly corny happened in the movie.
Colbert Report watcher?

The movie is like an F, but the experience is an A+!
Exactly. just like Rocky Horror Picture Show. its a reincarnation.

Voice of Reason

08-18-2006, 01:53 PM

Man if you go to see this movie to be a realistic depiction of the horrors of airplane transportation via snakes, then you got problems. You go to this movie with a bunch of friends to see Sam L Jackson on a motha****in plane with motha****in snakes. for bad movie conneseurs such as myself this is heaven.

This could be the movie version of "My Chain" by Gucci Mane. something that's so bad that it's awesome and you can't stop listening to / watching it.

So waste $9 to see a movie just to laugh at it? :confusedshrug:

I'll pass. I've never went to a movie i thought would be wack, garbage and psyched myself out like that.

"Noooo, sure its not realistic but think of it this way. Snakes attacking people on a plane and Samuel L Jackson cursing his ass off! :roll: Come on!"

:no:

I'm going to see crossover so i can laugh at how bad the acting will be. How crossovers, taunting, chicks cheerleading are cool. I wanna laugh so bad at how the underdogs come up with a gameplan to stop the popular guy (HotSauce). Worth the time and money. I'm in the mood to laugh dammnit. :violin:

geeWiz15

08-18-2006, 01:56 PM

So waste $9 to see a movie just to laugh at it?
with 50-100 other sarcastic young people who have been waiting for months. you don't understand. it's gonna be great.

I'm going to see crossover so i can laugh at how bad the acting will be.
I am too. That'll be the highlight of my birthday.

DeuceWallaces

08-18-2006, 02:00 PM

Movie was great.

Everything I want in a horror experience.

The crowd was raucous, the killing scenes were great. Snakes chomping on *****, ******s, eating dogs, it was great.

Everyone kept on making hissing snake noises, it was a great time.

I reccommend it to anyone who wants to have a fun time at the theatre.
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It really wasn't that bad, it wasn't so bad it's funny for the most part. A couple times you feel that, like when they do Snake Vision, but for the most part it's people getting ****ed up by snakes that makes it good.

And Samuel doesnt' really cuss that much.

cyco127

08-18-2006, 02:05 PM

I'd be willing to bet that It's Tomatoe Rating will fall after this weekend...
Possibly dramatically.

Shogon

08-18-2006, 02:05 PM

So waste $9 to see a movie just to laugh at it? :confusedshrug:

I'll pass. I've never went to a movie i thought would be wack, garbage and psyched myself out like that.

"Noooo, sure its not realistic but think of it this way. Snakes attacking people on a plane and Samuel L Jackson cursing his ass off! :roll: Come on!"

:no:

I'm going to see crossover so i can laugh at how bad the acting will be. How crossovers, taunting, chicks cheerleading are cool. I wanna laugh so bad at how the underdogs come up with a gameplan to stop the popular guy (HotSauce). Worth the time and money. I'm in the mood to laugh dammnit. :violin:

I don't think you get it. The movie is intentionally ridiculously bad. That's why you go see it. I saw it. The beginning & ending sucked but the middle was hilarious.

Y2Gezee

08-18-2006, 02:06 PM

I went to go see the sneak preview. And I was expecting to leave mad. But I always said if they try to mix comedy in with it, it would be great. And it was a very very good movie. People in the theater were going crazy. We were throwing fake snakes in the air when Jackson said his soon to be famous line. And the snakes had us jumping too. Me and my friends were just screaming out **** the entire time, my girlfriend even got in on it, blurting out Kenan deserves an Orange Soda. Don't buy the DVD when it comes out, it will only be good in the movie theater with a bunch of crazy people.

Samuel L has one bad movie then a good one. After The Man and Freedom Land, this one made up for those pieces of sh*t.

PS: When the snake guy runs out of his trailer home, it so reminded me of Reno 911 that I laughed myself to cramps

AIR SETH

08-18-2006, 02:12 PM

An hour and a half of Samuel .L. Jackson kicking *ss and swearing is worth it.

http://msnbcmedia.msn.com/j/msnbc/Components/Photos/060816/060816_snakesonaplane_hmed_630a.hmedium.jpg

http://www.ianknox.net/wp-content/snakes.jpg

Shogon

08-18-2006, 02:12 PM

http://snakesonapirate.ytmnd.com/

Voice of Reason

08-18-2006, 02:19 PM

I don't think you get it. The movie is intentionally ridiculously bad. That's why you go see it. I saw it. The beginning & ending sucked but the middle was hilarious.

I dont think you get it. You're supporting a crap movie for a bogus reason. Good job you'll be responsible for this movie scoring nice at the box office. Cant wait to see how much this joke of a movie grosses. While you and the others are at it? Make sure you go to Sam Goody and load up on bad music. For comedic purposes. So bad artists can sell records and we sit and wonder why/how. :rolleyes:

You dudes supporting this only gives idiots more reasons to produce crap films and get them picked up. "Hey if snakes sold a good number, I'd like to think me talkin elephants can too.". You guys sound brainwashed.

I wish a rubber snake would hit me in a movie theatre. I'm sucker punching the row behind me. Phucking brawl would take place.

Shogon

08-18-2006, 02:24 PM

I dont think you get it. You're supporting a crap movie for a bogus reason. Good job you'll be responsible for this movie scoring nice at the box office. Cant wait to see how much this joke of a movie grosses. While you and the others are at it? Make sure you go to Sam Goody and load up on bad music. For comedic purposes. So bad artists can sell records and we sit and wonder why/how. :rolleyes:

You dudes supporting this only gives idiots more reasons to produce crap films and get them picked up. "Hey if snakes sold a good number, I'd like to think me talkin elephants can too.". You guys sound brainwashed.

I wish a rubber snake would hit me in a movie theatre. I'm sucker punching the row behind me. Phucking brawl would take place.

Nobody puts together an intentionally bad album. It's just not the same, regardless. You need to be able to see ****.

The people who put this movie together aren't "bad artists". It was done that way INTENTIONALLY. Why is this so hard to grasp?

If you don't like making fun of movies with people and making sarcastic remarks the whole way through and laughing at the absurdity of it all, then it's not for you. Now go back into your hole *****.

And to anyone who likes SOAP, I highly recommend picking up a copy of Dawn of the Dead (2004 or 2005, whenever it was). That movie was pure badass and I saw it in theaters. Pure greatness. Better than SOAP.

TheHonestTruth

08-18-2006, 02:24 PM

This movie is the Michael Jordan/Larry Bird/Magic Johnson/Bill Russell/Wilt Chamberlain of all movies.

kobedaman24

08-18-2006, 02:45 PM

It sounds so stupid. The director thinks of a stupid movie and hires good actors.

Voice of Reason

08-18-2006, 02:50 PM

Nobody puts together an intentionally bad album. It's just not the same, regardless. You need to be able to see ****.

The people who put this movie together aren't "bad artists". It was done that way INTENTIONALLY. Why is this so hard to grasp?

If you don't like making fun of movies with people and making sarcastic remarks the whole way through and laughing at the absurdity of it all, then it's not for you. Now go back into your hole *****.

And to anyone who likes SOAP, I highly recommend picking up a copy of Dawn of the Dead (2004 or 2005, whenever it was). That movie was pure badass and I saw it in theaters. Pure greatness. Better than SOAP.

Go back into my hole? You're the 6'8 3/4 (you grew) virgin who cant talk to a female unless its a family relative or you're arguing with them over some geek crap. "OMG Apple comps are ASS! ROFFLES, you only want it because of the glow in the dark monitor! Period biiiitch! Get a real computer! No wonder you are in crap relationships you are a clueless bimbo! LOL! Apple Computer ROFFLES MORE ROFFLES PLEASE!".

Maybe someone should do a movie on your life for *****s n giggles? Ok now i see your point in going to see snakes because I'd go to see your life story posted on the big screen. Opening scene is the the sounds of snippin with hair hitting the floor. The birth of the bowl cut. Pure greatness. Pure badass! :rolleyes:

kentatm

08-18-2006, 02:56 PM

GOBB its called a tounge in cheek send up. the flick is like those 80's action movies that were completely rediculous.

as long as it doesnt take itself seroiusly, whats the problem?

what the hell movies even are realistic anyways? Lord of the Rings, Star Wars, Beverly Hills Cop, Ghostbusters, Leathal Weapon, Indiana Jones etc etc etc were all insanley unrealistic.

SixerFan03

08-18-2006, 02:58 PM

Gobb, maybe I'm brain washed, but I still want to see it. It has the most rediculous title ever, looks completely stupid, and has a big budget (adding to the stupidity). I'm not going to watch it because I expect it to be good. I guess I'm watching it because of the hype.

Voice of Reason

08-18-2006, 03:00 PM

I dont think you guys should support it. Download it online, wait for cable. I want this movie to suffer financially. :rockon:

Rasheed1

08-18-2006, 03:09 PM

So let me get this right....you all wanna see the movie specifically because its ridiculous and corny?

:confused: O.K.

Y2Gezee

08-18-2006, 03:16 PM

I dont think you guys should support it. Download it online, wait for cable. I want this movie to suffer financially. :rockon:

Like I said, its no fun if you don't go to the theater and watch it with a bunch of loud people

Voice of Reason

08-18-2006, 03:16 PM

So let me get this right....you all wanna see the movie specifically because its ridiculous and corny?

:confused: O.K.

Paying $9! Cats wanting to bond with movie goers.

"Man I hope we got some kamikaze attenders! Pumped up to see some random guy scream he's being eaten by a snake!"

shadow

08-18-2006, 03:17 PM

I dont think you guys should support it. Download it online, wait for cable. I want this movie to suffer financially. :rockon:
the whole point of watching it is in the theater with other people who enjoy this kinda thing. In the end as long as people had fun $9 ain't so bad.

Besides its not like the movie itself is trying to promote itself as serious. They're pretty much marketing it towards their audience. Anyone who's not into this kinda of movie would have to be stupid to accidently watch it and "waste" $9.

SixerFan03

08-18-2006, 03:18 PM

You do have a good point about waiting. If I rent the movie or wait for it to come on Cable (Comcast On Demand), I can leave the room or fast forward during the stupidest parts without having to pay anything. In a movie theater, I pretty much have to watch the whole thing or walk out.

But I do want to see if it is bad.

kentatm

08-18-2006, 03:18 PM

satire and parody = funny

HALLandOATES

08-18-2006, 03:19 PM

he'll only be paying 4.50 for child admission:roll:

Zombles

08-18-2006, 03:20 PM

Jesus GoBB way to try and be a ****ing buzzkill.

But yeah, saw the movie last night after two 40s, it was pretty epic. The audience was ridiculous, great movie-going experience.

I don't think it's the kind of movie you can go to sober and fully enjoy it.

SixerFan03

08-18-2006, 03:22 PM

satire and parody = funny

It's not really supposed to be a satire. It's just supposed to be a mindless action movie. A B-movie with a big budget.

Chitwood67

08-18-2006, 03:37 PM

How many movies has Samuel L. Jackson's character died in? I know he was killed in True Romance, Jungle Fever,Goodfellas, and Deep Blue Sea. How about the Kill Bill movies?

Zombles

08-18-2006, 03:38 PM

How many movies has Samuel L. Jackson's character died in? I know he was killed in True Romance, Jungle Fever,Goodfellas, and Deep Blue Sea. How about the Kill Bill movies?

Yeah, he supposedly died in the Church shoot-out.

Voice of Reason

08-18-2006, 03:42 PM

Deep Blue Sea. What another horrible movie.

wang4three

08-18-2006, 03:43 PM

Why? Plane of passengers on a plane with snakes attacking them. How realistic.

I don't support the movie, but that's like saying I don't want to see ET cause aliens aren't real.

Voice of Reason

08-18-2006, 03:47 PM

I don't support the movie, but that's like saying I don't want to see ET cause aliens aren't real.

No its nothing like saying that! Do we have any proof that aliens dont exist? Some believe they do, others dont. We have proof that snakes dont just go around on a plane full of passengers killing and eating them. Get real. Sameul L Jackson walkin on phucking SEATS as snakes are playing hide n seek to bite him. Since when did a snake stalk a human being like that??? Shut up.

Shooting a gun on an airplane? SAm L actually shot the side of the plane out. Realistic indeed.

kentatm

08-18-2006, 03:48 PM

Rasheed1

08-18-2006, 03:51 PM

the reasons for liking this movie are pretty lame.....i mean, its your money, but I would catch up to yall fools later if this is your pitch to see the flick.....I'd f*ck a female or something while you guys go see this terrible movie

'Me? nah, imma get at keisha tonight.... I'll holla"

Voice of Reason

08-18-2006, 03:53 PM

then its like saying I dont want to see Beverly Hills Cop b/c its not realistic. or Indiana Jones, or Lord of the Rings etc etc etc

No its not! Stop it.

wang4three

08-18-2006, 03:54 PM

No its nothing like saying that! Do we have any proof that aliens dont exist? Some believe they do, others dont. We have proof that snakes dont just go around on a plane full of passengers killing and eating them. Get real. Sameul L Jackson walkin on phucking SEATS as snakes are playing hide n seek to bite him. Since when did a snake stalk a human being like that??? Shut up.

Do you have any proof that snakes messing up a plane cannot happen? It's the same question you asked just phrased differently. Both are not likely to happen, yet you seem to think that watching a movie for the "realness" effect only applies to movies you dislike. What about Gladiator? None of the history actually went down that way, yet it won best movie. What about Collateral? Is their proof that hit men go recruiting taxi drivers to do their bidding? How real is that? I find it also strikingly odd and humurous that you say "Get real" and then defend the authenticity of aliens with high brain capacity.

Voice of Reason

08-18-2006, 03:59 PM

Do you have any proof that snakes messing up a plane cannot happen? It's the same question you asked just phrased differently. Both are not likely to happen, yet you seem to think that watching a movie for the "realness" effect only applies to movies you dislike. What about Gladiator? None of the history actually went down that way, yet it won best movie. What about Collateral? Is their proof that hit men go recruiting taxi drivers to do their bidding? How real is that? I find it also strikingly odd and humurous that you say "Get real" and then defend the authenticity of aliens with high brain capacity.

Snakes messing up a plane? :roll: You sound like a babbling idiot. Every movie doesnt have to be "real" but a realism, reality factor plays a part in movies like this. This is Deep Blue Sea only with Snakes in a sky. Ridiculous, retarded and moronic. Its odd and humorous your dumbass is defending this garbage movie. Maybe its because you're prematurely offended for going to give a theatre $9 to see it? Oh wait its not just the see it factor, its to bond with a bunch of strangers as each one has thier witty punchline to throw during the course of the movie. Its almost a battle to see who can make the most movie goers laugh. Phuck outta here.

Snakes on a plane and Sam L Jackson cursing his ass off shooting a gun saying "Enough is enough" is very interesting. Are you kidding me? This is a bad movie and you're defending it. Comedy.

BFRESH44

08-18-2006, 04:04 PM

How many times will SLJ say mutha ****er in this movie?

Over/under 10?

Voice of Reason

08-18-2006, 04:04 PM

hahaah Watch this vid (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJ-n2IVxW_Y)

SCY

08-18-2006, 04:05 PM

What's the big deal about being amused by bad movies? No different than you laughing and clowning a dumb poster like CrazyNbafan's comments. Don't see why you're getting on your high horse here when you laugh at stupid sh.t all the time.

mhg88

08-18-2006, 04:13 PM

hahaah Watch this vid (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJ-n2IVxW_Y)

:roll: For someone that's seen it: does someone actually say "all your snakes are belong to us" in the movie?

kingsfan

08-18-2006, 04:13 PM

I want to see the movie, but not for 9$. Not theatre worthy... can't stand the people there...

i seen hippos

08-18-2006, 04:14 PM

gobb's going bizerk here. greatness.

Voice of Reason

08-18-2006, 04:16 PM

Snakes on a MOFO plane! Woohoo! Vid, watch it! hahaa (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6TpsFVWu4L4)

Inspector Rick

08-18-2006, 04:20 PM

I dont care how redicules or purposterous a movie gets, if people find entertainment (the purpose of a movie) out of it who are we to say other wise.

And just for the record, I will NEVER ever watch this movie. I dont even want to be the same theatre as this movies playing. ***** snakes!

JSub

08-18-2006, 04:20 PM

If you guys want to see a quality movie, go see Miss Little Sunshine. The title sounds pretty gay but its a very genuine and smart little comedy. Its on the independent film side, so you might have to search around a bit for theaters.

Voice of Reason

08-18-2006, 04:27 PM

Is 9 dollars that much to you? I wipe my butt with 10 dollar bills,I spend over 100 dollars a day, so why the hell would I care about 9 dollars idiot. I saw it and i liked it, get over it buddy, its not the end of the world, or maybe it is for you.

http://teacher.scholastic.com/dirtrep/friction/img/snake.jpg-"Sssssssshut the phuck up. You got ssssssssshammed, bamboozled even. I sssssssssaw you punk ass with both your feet up on the ssssseat. Ssssssissy!"

You wipe your ass with $10 bills and still leave behind evidence in your tighty whiteys huh mr brown? Wasting money again. :no:

mavsfan4zindagi

08-18-2006, 04:40 PM

Deep Blue Sea. What another horrible movie.

The SLJ getting his ass owned by that shark scene made that movie worth watching.

SCY

08-18-2006, 04:53 PM

Typical, GOBB ignores he who makes a good point. You pay how much for an internet connection to make fun of idiots of ISH? Alot more than 9 dollars tell you that much. What's the harm in goofing around watching a stupid movie?

geeWiz15

08-18-2006, 04:53 PM

Gobb you're such a republican. You're against any kind of fun. A better horror movie for you would be "Kids on a Lawn playing Grabass"

Kobe24

08-18-2006, 04:54 PM

I rather watch Bring it on 3.

geeWiz15

08-18-2006, 05:06 PM

I'm going to see Little Miss Sunshine hopefully this weekend also. I hear it's very good.

Y2Gezee

08-18-2006, 05:07 PM

3 days ago, I'd have been right there with you guys saying this is the dumbest sh*t ever. But if I hadn't gotten those free tickets, I'd have missed out on a lot. I didn't know what the ****k I was talking about, and neither do any of you who haven't watched the movie.

I think it could be a nice movie to go watch anytime in the future, but the experience was great due to the die hard fans screaming sh*t out and bringing props. I even got into it too. Go see it this weekend, before you talk about it being terrible. I think it would have been okay if it were just us in their by ourselves though, so it wasn't a bad movie

If you'd rather go see that bullsh*t basketball movie rather than this, then you have no room to talk. The only way I'd go see that is if they rename it "****** Hustlin on a Court".

Movies that come right out and tell you whats gonna happen are always good, well for the most part. IE Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Pee Wee's Big Adventure. Im sure you can think of others :D

PureElement

08-18-2006, 05:14 PM

Anyone else caught Samuel L. Jackson on the Daily Show. It was seriously the funniest interview I have ever watched on the Show. Makes me almost wanna see the money.

Hawker

08-18-2006, 05:19 PM

I went and saw it last night. It was ridiculous. The crowd was going nuts. My friend brought a bunch of rubbersnakes and threw them all over the place and screamed, "SNAKES IN A MOVIE THEATRE!" and would start chanting "USA!" whenever anything amazingly corny happened in the movie.

The movie is like an F, but the experience is an A+!

im gonna watch it tonight and im gonna borrow that snakes in a movie theater thing.

geewiz ur not old enough to watch snakes on a plane. tsk tsk.

Hawker

08-18-2006, 05:20 PM

amuel l jackson better be getting paid a ****load of money for this movie.

SixerFan03

08-18-2006, 05:24 PM

amuel l jackson better be getting paid a ****load of money for this movie.

He didn't read the script before he agreed to do it. He just liked the director and the title. The original director quit, and the title was almost changed. If this was called Pacific Air 131 or whatever it was going to be called, no one would watch it. No one would like it.

joewait

08-18-2006, 05:31 PM

I'm looking forward to its parody film, 'Muslims on a Plane' which should be a lot more frightening.

geeWiz15

08-18-2006, 05:31 PM

The only way I'd go see that is if they rename it "****** Hustlin on a Court".
HAHAHA

Anyone else caught Samuel L. Jackson on the Daily Show. It was seriously the funniest interview I have ever watched on the Show. Makes me almost wanna see the money.
John Stewart gives a GREAT interview. Can make the most boring guy seem interesting. Too bad Colbert has to do all his interviews in character and they always end up being unpleasant cause I bet he could give a decent interview too.

Y2Gezee

08-18-2006, 05:32 PM

To add to my theory:

How Stella Got her Groove Back.

U, Me and Dupree

All of the Star Wars movies

And if they'd have named Jurassic Park, "Steven Spielbergs: Real Looking Dinosaurs eating people" It would've made 10 Million more dollars. Book it.

Bourne

08-18-2006, 05:36 PM

JoeWait that is hilarious! Muslims on a plane, god damn send me to hell but that's freaking funny.

I am starting to dislike Colbert interviews because he ruined one I was interested in. He was talking to some comic book guy about the new Marvel series "civil war" and would rarely even let the guy finish a sentence. He would mock the guy and basically let no information about the series out from the dude's mouth.

And why do they say the Colbert Reporr? What did I miss?

geeWiz15

08-18-2006, 05:48 PM

I am starting to dislike Colbert interviews because he ruined one I was interested in. He was talking to some comic book guy about the new Marvel series "civil war" and would rarely even let the guy finish a sentence. He would mock the guy and basically let no information about the series out from the dude's mouth.
Colbert's interviews suck. But know that he's acting. If you've watched Hannity or O'Reilly, they never let anybody finish their sentences, and all they do is mock everything they say and act like a total ass hole. And that's what Colbert does. So don't go into a Colbert Report interview expecting interesting information.

He leaves the actual information interviews to Stewart and his interviews are just to show how a right-wing, conceited talk show host would react to a certain person.

And he says "Reporr" to play off the t being silent in his name also.

Voratian

08-18-2006, 05:52 PM

Does Samuel L. Jackson scream profanities at a lot of people in this? If so, I'll go catch a screening. It's the little things that make me go see movies.

Y2Gezee

08-18-2006, 06:12 PM

He actually doesn't scream a lot of profanities. Well not enough

ClutchCityReturns

08-18-2006, 06:21 PM

GOBB, get a clue. If you don't see how THIS movie is different than a movie that's bad but is trying to be good, then you might just be the least intelligent poster on this message board, and we both know how bad that is.

SixerFan03

08-18-2006, 06:57 PM

Colbert's interviews suck. But know that he's acting. If you've watched Hannity or O'Reilly, they never let anybody finish their sentences, and all they do is mock everything they say and act like a total ass hole. And that's what Colbert does. So don't go into a Colbert Report interview expecting interesting information.

Colbert said he got the idea of how his character should be from a quote by Joe Scarborough. Basically, Joes said that he "isn't doing his job if he lets his guests speak for 7 seconds uninterupted."

Darius

08-18-2006, 07:01 PM

You aren't spending 10 dollars to be entertained... you are paying 10 dollars to sit in a dark theater with a smug grin plastered across your face: "God, I am being so ironic right now... wait until I tell my friends (or it some cases, 'my board') how ironic I am."

Well worth it for some.

Darius

08-18-2006, 07:08 PM

Snakes on a MOFO plane! Woohoo! Vid, watch it! hahaa (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6TpsFVWu4L4)

:roll: The white guy with the beard pulling the Jamie Foxx got me.

SCY

08-18-2006, 07:09 PM

Not in a good enough mood to get a kick out of it, so not this weekend at least. Kind of worn out on the hype for it too.

Voice of Reason

08-18-2006, 07:18 PM

You can watch the interview of Sam L Jackson and John Stewart on youtube. I saw it there and couldnt stop laughing. Too bad it wasnt long.

How Stella Got her Groove Back.

U, Me and Dupree

All of the Star Wars movies

And if they'd have named Jurassic Park, "Steven Spielbergs: Real Looking Dinosaurs eating people" It would've made 10 Million more dollars. Book it.

STar Wars movies werent bad at all. I didnt like the first two attack of the clones I & II (look i dont know thier names) but return of the jedi, empire strikes back and even the last movie where u saw how darth vader became darth vader (the ending how he was put together) were tight.

I admit i went to see star wars with that red/black character. Forgot his name but he was a villain all hyped up and lasted like 15 seconds in the movie getting sliced in half. That movie was long and stunk ass.

Jurrassic park was a book. So regardless of name title many people went to see it because the book was good. You cant use movies where a book came out and was made into a movie.

Y2Gezee

08-18-2006, 07:22 PM

STar Wars movies werent bad at all.

Jurrassic park was a book. So regardless of name title many people went to see it because the book was good. You cant use movies where a book came out and was made into a movie.

Exactly, all movies that say whats going on in the movie are usually good.

If When a Stranger Calls had been renamed "When a Stranger Calls while Watching You" it would've some how found a way to be better

PS: I thought you got your username back GOBB

Voice of Reason

08-18-2006, 07:23 PM

Come on bro SNAKES...

on a motherphucking plane!!! :roll:

Blue&Orange

08-18-2006, 07:28 PM

Sorry but rottentomatoes is crap, IMDB is far more credible:

http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0417148/

80 reviews against 1,528.

Voice of Reason

08-18-2006, 07:30 PM

Sorry but rottentomatoes is crap, IMDB is far more credible:

http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0417148/

I don't think there was a single person over 25 in that theatre.

:roll:

HALLandOATES

08-18-2006, 07:30 PM

I'm going tonight to see it tonight or tommorow, imdb gave it a 8.5 and they are really harsh. Should be entertaining for a couple of hours.

Voice of Reason

08-18-2006, 07:32 PM

I'm going tonight to see it tonight or tommorow, imdb gave it a 8.5 and they are really harsh. Should be entertaining for a couple of hours.

I think this movie gets good reviews because people know its a crap movie but make the most out of it. Itys a dumb movie so they laugh and enjoy dumb things that happen. Also the infleunce factor is huge. Seems everyone who speaks of this movie talks about the reactions and comments made during the movie. Thus a good review.

HALLandOATES

08-18-2006, 07:34 PM

I have to see a movie this week with my girl and she wants Talladega Nights, NOT FAUKING HAPPENING, so Snakes on a Plane it is

Voratian

08-18-2006, 07:36 PM

IMDB more credible than Rotten Tomatoes? :roll:

RT compiles the reviews of professionals and gives a %.

IMDB...lets any idiot user rate a movie they may or may not have seen.

Brilliant conclusion.

Take Your Lumps

08-18-2006, 11:02 PM

Shogun really stands behind this movie (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0SMpUiZDTnU&NR)

geeWiz15

08-19-2006, 12:45 AM

Dude I just got back from seeing it.

It was absolutely awesome.

First of all, Sam L Jackson's profanities weren't quite as frequent as I might have hoped. However the film did introduce several extra characters that are very much corny and funny so they weren't stealing camera time from him for nothing. And the lack of profanities over the middle of the movie just keep us anticipating the punchline "ENOUGH IS ENOUGH. I HAVE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHAPHUCKIN SNAKES ON THIS MOTHAPHUCKIN PLANE" and when it hits everyone went WILD.

I heard the Thursday screening was way better, and I wish I could have gone, but I had just gotten back from vacation and I had to help my parents unpack and I just couldn't make it. But friday night was pretty great. Sadly though, not a lot of my friends would go. I ended up going with 4 other people and almost wound up not going at all (my friend had just sprained his ankle pretty badly playing bball 2 hours prior and almost didn't go but in the end he went anyway... just shows how compelling internet hype can be) but I did and it was worth it. It was so great. Wow. It was way better than what I was expecting.

I was just going for Sam Jackson profanities, irony and corniness but I PROMISE you who haven't seen it that it was WAY MORE THAN THAT. First of all there are ****. breasts. first 15 minutes of this movie is damn near a porno. second of all there are CREATIVE DEATHS. it was kind of like the Final Destination series, with snakes biting people in the darndest of places. and third of all there are several very funny side characters which I was not expecting. and also, there is some of the most laughably bad acting I have ever seen (the guy Sam was trying to protect was horrible).

but mostly you're going for the puncline, and for the atmosphere and you most definitely get it.

Oh and Gobb they did develop an explanation for why the snakes were killing people. so it's not just random. there is a "reason" even if it wouldn't actually make the snakes go on a murder spree, it's not as completely impossible as it should be.

Hotlantadude81

08-19-2006, 11:09 AM

Seems like a gimmick movie to me.

SixerFan03

08-19-2006, 11:13 AM

Seems like a gimmick movie to me.

It's not like they try to hide what the movie is about. If you want to see snakes on a plane, watch "Snakes On A Plane". It's not that complicated.

geeWiz15

08-19-2006, 01:55 PM

any predictions on how this will do on the box office?

Whats the reason I'm dying to know.
SPOILERS... well, nobody really gives a fvck about the plot so: the people who put the snakes on the plane also sprayed pheromones on a bunch of flowers to make the snakes take on mating behavior which basically means: make them go ape**** and try to kill everyone.

Seems like a gimmick movie to me.
full speed ahead, Capt. Obvious.

Voice of Reason

08-19-2006, 01:59 PM

any predictions on how this will do on the box office?

Dunno but it will be a top movie. Too many people are going to see it. Just look how many went in this topic alone. And those planning on going. Also take into consideration so many Snake on a Plane parady videos are out. They talked about it on the news. Got blog sites and all. Its out of control.

SPOILERS... well, nobody really gives a fvck about the plot so: the people who put the snakes on the plane also sprayed pheromones on a bunch of flowers to make the snakes take on mating behavior which basically means: make them go ape**** and try to kill everyone.

Allllrighty then.

Voice of Reason

08-19-2006, 02:01 PM

Seems like a gimmick movie to me.

:wtf:

XxNeXuSxX

08-19-2006, 02:08 PM

Seems like a gimmick movie to me.

http://media.urbandictionary.com/image/large/orly-35971.jpg

geeWiz15

08-19-2006, 02:13 PM

boxofficemojo.com is projecting a little over 6 mil for Friday... but I think it will be higher. too much hype. I don't think they're taking it into account... plus Thursday night's sales.

Anyway I'm sure this will top 30 mil opening weekend. If Saw 2 can, this thing can. But we know how great I am at predicting box office sales. Clerks wasn't even top 5 and I was saying it would be #1. uhhh..

NoGunzJustSkillz

08-19-2006, 04:38 PM

Several radio stations are promoting this movie hardcore. I know the guys on WIP 610 (Philly sports) have been talking about seeing this since the previews came out. Every 15 mins they play that already famous line from Sam. This movie is going to be a classic.

Hawker

08-19-2006, 07:23 PM

i saw the movie. it was off the hizzie for shizzie

kumquat

08-19-2006, 07:27 PM

I wonder if i'd be charged under a terrorism act if I brought a snake on my next plane trip. Get up mid flight "I'm sick of these muthafukin' snakes on this mutha****in' plane"

Hotlantadude81

08-19-2006, 07:53 PM

:wtf:

I'll put it this way.... It seems like the type of movie that will wear thin really quick. Snakes on a Plane? I suspect that's what you get, but it probably gets tiring very quickly.

Snakes on a Plane that attack people?

Well, then what?

Sounds like an action version of crappy horror movies like Jason.

Y2Gezee

08-19-2006, 07:57 PM

I think of it as more of a Lake Placid, which I thought was a great movie. It would've been better if it were called "Croc in an American Lake, EATING PEOPLE"

Hawker

08-19-2006, 07:58 PM

lol. samuel said he wouldnt do the movie if the title was changed.

geeWiz15

08-19-2006, 08:11 PM

I'll put it this way.... It seems like the type of movie that will wear thin really quick. Snakes on a Plane? I suspect that's what you get, but it probably gets tiring very quickly.

Snakes on a Plane that attack people?

Well, then what?
That's what I thought too. But its way more than snakes and Sam L Jackson. As I said in my previous post: there are creative deaths, breasts, and side characters that make it better than what I was ever expecting.

geeWiz15

08-19-2006, 08:42 PM

Hey for those who have seen it how was Formula 51? I hear it's like a combination of Snatch and Snakes on a plane. Don't worry, I'm not looking for a good movie, I'm looking for Sam L Jackson to be a badass and for just a good time.

VCDrivesAPorscheToWork

08-19-2006, 08:44 PM

I just saw this movie. yeah there was a lot of hooting and hollering. it seemed like the fans went to the theater just to make noise.

and when Sam Jackson delivered the line, the whole theater cheered.

i have to admit, though it is a cheap way to get a laugh, those were infectious laughs.

NoGunzJustSkillz

08-19-2006, 09:55 PM

If you take the train, I don't have to give you directions...I can just knock your $10/hr. asss out.

kwajo

08-19-2006, 10:17 PM

Shogon

08-19-2006, 10:38 PM

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Uncrowned King

08-19-2006, 10:49 PM

shogon meeting some new friends, how special:rollingeyes:

mhg88

08-19-2006, 10:52 PM

I just got back from this movie and it ****ing kicked ass. From the trailers I thought it would blow but I seriously laughed my ass off the whole time. I recommend it 100%, funniest movie I've seen all year.

I agree. My girl wanted to see this today so I went. And I was pleasantly surprised. Definitely a kickass movie, and surprisingly funny as you say.

shadow

08-20-2006, 03:19 AM

Awesome flick. Just came back from it. Had a blast, my wife loved it too. SLJ kicks ass.

mhsbasketball

08-20-2006, 03:46 AM

lol nice avatar kwajo

Voice of Reason

08-20-2006, 09:01 AM

If you take the train, I don't have to give you directions...I can just knock your $10/hr. asss out.

:rolleyes: Better biiitch up. You're just punching keys.. Cute, real cute.

wang4three

08-20-2006, 10:05 AM

Snakes messing up a plane? You sound like a babbling idiot. Every movie doesnt have to be "real" but a realism, reality factor plays a part in movies like this. This is Deep Blue Sea only with Snakes in a sky. Ridiculous, retarded and moronic. Its odd and humorous your dumbass is defending this garbage movie. Maybe its because you're prematurely offended for going to give a theatre $9 to see it? Oh wait its not just the see it factor, its to bond with a bunch of strangers as each one has thier witty punchline to throw during the course of the movie. Its almost a battle to see who can make the most movie goers laugh. Phuck outta here.

Snakes on a plane and Sam L Jackson cursing his ass off shooting a gun saying "Enough is enough" is very interesting. Are you kidding me? This is a bad movie and you're defending it. Comedy.

No, you're the one not making any sense. The fact that you're taking this movie seriously is what is "retarded" and "moronic". The fact that you look at this and expect to gain any educational or emotional value is "retarded" and "moronic." This movie was a plot to make money purely based on the comedy it gives. I couldn't give a ****, but obviously it is working cause people are going to see it in theatres and shelling out money to see it. I haven't paid to see a movie in nearly 3 years because I hate popcorn and the smell of it. I prefer to wait and rent it. So I haven't seen this, but from a marketing perspective the movie's plan was flawless. Anyway you look at it. They marketed the name and Jackson, which obviously would starta cult following. The scene where Jackson goes "enough is enough, I'm tired of these mother****ing snakes on this mother****ing plane" was added because of the FANS. It wasn't in there to begin with. They added it cause the cult following wanted it in the movie.

What you're doing doesn't make sense. You're trying to say it's a bad movie. Ofcourse it is. But the fact that the movie makers and Jackson do not hide it as a bad movie is what makes it entertaining to people. They're not saying its a real movie. And by what my roommates say (they went to watch it last night) it was sarcastic comedy from the beginning to the end. So, what is the point of your arguement when you didn't even see it?

Voice of Reason

08-20-2006, 10:15 AM

Shogon

08-20-2006, 10:23 AM

And the reasons people are going to see it is what I've been arguing jackass. And I dont need to see it to comment on it. Its a bad movie that wont get a chuckle out of me. Stupidity doesnt make me laugh as much as the next person. It annoys and irritates. Stop typing those long ass replies wang lo mien! Getting all Gung Ho on me. I already made a reply to anoher poster I was just breaking/busting peoples balls who have saw it/are planning on seeing it. :cheers:

The fact that you compared SoaP to Deep Blue Sea just proves that you don't know what you're talking about. They're not even close to being the same. DBS takes itself seriously. SoaP doesn't.

Anyone who has watched both could tell you they are worlds apart.

Voice of Reason

08-20-2006, 10:28 AM

The fact that you compared SoaP to Deep Blue Sea just proves that you don't know what you're talking about. They're not even close to being the same. DBS takes itself seriously. SoaP doesn't.

Anyone who has watched both could tell you they are worlds apart.

Did you just use SoaP for Snakes on a Plane? :roll:

They dont have to be the same. I dont care if Saturday Nght Live did a skit on "SoaP" and it made the big screen. I still call it retarded and stupid to watch. Especially paying at that. I want to see a stupid comedy? I'll watch Zoolander. Not SoaP.

funkylikemonkey

08-20-2006, 10:43 AM

I saw it yesterday, and there was so much in there that made it R, lots of blood , nudity, and language. The strange thing is that the original screenplay was supposed to be a PG-13 movie, so they must have added a lot to that.

Hawker

08-20-2006, 11:20 AM

i like how geewiz is all about the breasts.

the even bigger black guy

08-20-2006, 12:47 PM

YOU PAY TO SEE A MOVIE BECAUSE YOU WANT TO BE ENTERTAINED. THIS MOVIE IS ENTERTAINING. TOO BAD GOBB IS A STUPID MONKEY WHO CAN'T FIGURE THAT OUT. caps lock off.

geeWiz15

08-20-2006, 01:17 PM

Dude, Gobb has killed, broiled, fried, chopped up, eaten, and crapped out this topic. What a boring person. Go spread your cantankerous old manness elsewhere. If you don't want to see the movie don't see the movie. But everyone else will even if you threaten them with mob retribution. The internet hype is that strong. My friend sprained his ankle 2 hours prior to the screening. He won't be able to play basketball for 5 months probably. And you know what? he still went. hopped on one foot from my car to the theater. nothing will keep people from seeing this movie in droves not even a bum ****ing foot.

And again, you're missing out. I promise if you weren't so stubborn and just saw it after all this you'd realize it was worth every penny. It's like going to a rock concert. Crowd is that into it. It's great.

Voice of Reason

08-20-2006, 01:19 PM

YOU PAY TO SEE A MOVIE BECAUSE YOU WANT TO BE ENTERTAINED. THIS MOVIE IS ENTERTAINING. TOO BAD GOBB IS A STUPID MONKEY WHO CAN'T FIGURE THAT OUT. caps lock off.

You just had a total meltdown online. Priceless you skinhead.

Dude, Gobb has killed, broiled, fried, chopped up, eaten, and crapped out this topic. What a boring person. Go spread your cantankerous old manness elsewhere. If you don't want to see the movie don't see the movie. But everyone else will even if you threaten them with mob retribution. The internet hype is that strong. My friend sprained his ankle 2 hours prior to the screening. He won't be able to play basketball for 5 months probably. And you know what? he still went. hopped on one foot from my car to the theater. nothing will keep people from seeing this movie in droves not even a bum ****ing foot.

:wtf: So your friend will be on 60 minutes when they talk about the net craze. :rolleyes:

geeWiz15

08-20-2006, 01:22 PM

boxofficemojo.com is projecting Talladega Nights to beat Snakes on a Plane for weekend gross. That's a huge surprise to me. Every screening on this movie that I've heard of is packed. And they're only projecting 14 mil opening for it? I realize that only 15-25 year olds are seeing this movie but its a LOT of 15-25 year olds.

So your friend will be on 60 minutes when they talk about the net craze.
Whatever. Point is why are you *****ing on and on in this topic for? You aren't swaying anyone and it's not like you've seen the movie so you don't know what you're talking about. You're talking out of your ass, as it were. I thought I was the only one who did that.

Voice of Reason

08-20-2006, 01:28 PM

Whatever. Point is why are you *****ing on and on in this topic for? You aren't swaying anyone and it's not like you've seen the movie so you don't know what you're talking about. You're talking out of your ass, as it were. I thought I was the only one who did that.

I already made a reply to anoher poster I was just breaking/busting peoples balls who have saw it/are planning on seeing it

:confusedshrug:

shadow

08-20-2006, 01:30 PM

Voice of Reason

08-20-2006, 01:33 PM

its amusing that GOBB is up in arms about this movie. I doubt hardly anyone takes this movie seriously but to GOBB it's like a crusade. The funny thing is its not even like its a big budget movie that was badly made. Its a low budget (36 mil) flick and its a great addition to its genre.

:wtf:

I already made a reply to anoher poster I was just breaking/busting peoples balls who have saw it/are planning on seeing it

:confusedshrug:

geeWiz15

08-20-2006, 01:37 PM

Voice of Reason

08-20-2006, 01:39 PM

Gobb you have 25 replies in this post. You've gone overboard over nothing. And what is youre little quote mean? You're busting people's balls? Why? Is it fun? Is it accomplishing anything? Don't you have better things to do?

I have 25 replies and majority are replying like I am to this one, the onw shadow made, the one wang made. See the pattern? All directed to me.

Stop acting like an emo.

Hawker

08-20-2006, 03:04 PM

Voice of Reason just go see it. Have an open mind. Get someone else to pay for you. Say "**** i forgot my money can u cover me." and then never pay them back.

Trust me it was worth it. Funny as crap. like geewiz said the deaths were creative and very creative how samuel finished the job.

HandO

08-20-2006, 03:08 PM

Lets donate money like Gobb did for kblaze:hammerhead:

"9 dollars, 1 child, 10 cents a day, you'll change this childs life forever"

geeWiz15

08-20-2006, 03:09 PM

You could just sneak in, you know. That's an option. Or buy a ticket to a good movie (is Little Miss Sunshine playing near you?) and then sneak into Snakes afterward.

Hawker

08-20-2006, 03:10 PM

geewiz how did u get in? I think one easy way to get in at my theaters is that there is an upstairs and u can get to the upstairs by walking to the top fo the theater and going out. So just buy a PG-13 movie and walk to the upstairs and walk into snakes on a plane.

geeWiz15

08-20-2006, 03:15 PM

I got in cause most of my friends are 17 and they just bought me a ticket. My theater is arranged so that you buy the tickets outside, and then there's a little lobby when you walk in, and as you walk in you're looking at the snacks vendor with half the theaters in a hallway to the left and half the theaters in a hallway to the right. In order to get past the lobby to the snacks and access to all the theaters you have to give a guy your ticket and he tells you where to go. So basically one ticket and you're home free for the rest of the day and can go to any movie you want, there's nothing stopping you. Great setup. Once in awhile I just buy one ticket early in the morning on a weekend and spend the entire day at the theater by myself watching movies.