MAke Your Own Lil Wayne Punchline Thread

[cartmanclone]

"Like Flordia I am a Gator"
"I am A Mean, like Idi"
"What's da Deal Hey, Like San Fran E-thugstyles is g-ay "
yall have a try

[B-Low]

Real rap is dead, and Birdman Jr. is weak like this thread



sorry it was too well set up lol

[cartmanclone]

Real rap is dead, and Birdman Jr. is weak like B-Low's pen ise's head

sorry it was too well set up lol
I had to do it :D

[SCREWstonRockets]

i dont make punchlines, my lines punch/she wanna lick my lollipop and drink my Hawaiian punch

its weezy f baby/please say the baby/people say im crazy/i just say please save my babies

hot like pot,darker than vader/plus weezy easily smarter than a 5th grader

[KeylessEntry]

some words is wrong and some words aint nice

some words are weapons mines a nuclear device

the people tell me "drop it on the ones who eat rice"

but they fail to see that we will all pay the price

[cartmanclone]

some words is wrong and some words aint nice

some words are weapons mines a nuclear device

the people tell me "drop it on the ones who eat rice"

but they fail to see that we will all pay the price
thats not a Wayne Punchline!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

Weezy, Weezy, Wee..Boil like crack, got her coochie open like an ass crack

[Fresh-2-Def]

Strapped like the navy,
Like b*tches thick like gravy
It's weezy f. baby don't forget the baby

[B-Low]

thats not a Wayne Punchline!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

Weezy, Weezy, Wee..Boil like crack, got her coochie open like an ass crack


ok now that one doesn't work for 2 reasons:

1. you rhymed crack with crack
2. ass cracks aren't naturally open either. you gotta open them just like you would a chick's ***** so comparing them isnt really right

[cartmanclone]

ok now that one doesn't work for 2 reasons:

1. you rhymed crack with crack
2. ass cracks aren't naturally open either. you gotta open them just like you would a chick's ***** so comparing them isnt really right
tell me you don't believe wayne would try that line


edit:I am not a wayne hater, I loved his earlier stuff ,but im frustrated with his recent style

[L.Kizzle]

-It's Jay Are - aka Weezy
-Everybody know, my lyrics real Eazy
-E - thats a rapper from NWA
-I kissed my daddy Baby, that make a niqqa gay.

[danumber88]

This is like a 2 second one

im hot like a lighter
but i stand strong like fighter

[notorious ai3]

hit up the clubs and find the bich with the hugest t!ts,
flash some bills and like the u of m (minnnesota) she'll go-pher it

i could see him using the gopher part, i just didnt know what else to put around it.

[StroShow4]

-It's Jay Are - aka Weezy
-Everybody know, my lyrics real Eazy
-E - thats a rapper from NWA
-I kissed my daddy Baby, that make a niqqa gay.

:roll: :applause:

[Efunk7]

some of these are hilarious, but what's more hlarious is that i can see wayne saying some stupid shit like in this thread...

[Dasher]

yo' girl serves me up and gargles before she swallows,
Like a pig in mud, I lay in my money, cash, shones and wallow,
young money cash money we eating at the trough,
you niqqas want beef we take the whole cow(word to Bessie),

[J_Rock3ts]

Who needs punchlines when you have this:

http://wmdeez.files.wordpress.com/2007/07/lil-wayne-kissing-baby.jpg

[cartmanclone]

yo' girl serves me up and gargles before she swallows,
Like a pig in mud, I lay in my money, cash, shones and wallow,
young money cash money we eating at the trough,
you niqqas want beef we take the whole cow(word to Bessie),
That really soudns like some wayne Lyrics

[Dasher]

Um a pescan, ya boy loves the snapper,
add zest to her dish, she gobbles up the rapper,
treat her like dope and money, my love will trap her,
thats what happens when ya young moneyied up......and always leave the house so mothafuggin dapper

[JEFFERSON MONEY]

Lil Jefferson Puppet sat on a tuffet eating his thugs and whey,
Protein like Amino, Greetings I mean yo, make a ***** screech Amen yo,
Like a Choirboy f*ck it singing choirs on the alter in the noon of Sunday,
Weezy baby shedding greatness to gyms and churches Monday to Funday

[JEFFERSON MONEY]

1.
Pick a Verb. Preferably a verb about running away from the law or from
an assailant. I.E. Duck, Run, Dodge or maybe Stop, Drop or Roll. L'il
Wayne LOVES stopping, dropping and rolling. Not that there's anything
wrong with that.

2. Connnect the verb to some sort of simile.
This is crucial. Every single L'il Wayne line must contain some sort of
relatively obvious simile. So maybe you can "duck like Scrooge." "Run
like a bloody nose." Or even "Dodge like Kansas." You can do metaphors
but try to steer away from doing this too often, lest people think that
you are a different ghost-writer. That is bad. Also for bonus points
talk about how "sweet" you are. L'il Wayne loves talking about being
sweet like a Tahitian Treat or some other delicacy high in sucrose.

3.
Mention "Slanging Keys." This is crucial to establish street cred.
Don't pay attention to the fact that L'il Wayne's been famous since 12
and the only thing he knows about slangin' is that he speaks with it.
After all, if you don't talk drugs how else can you impress the
translucent Dairy Queen-white music critics. This way they can also
compare you to the Wire. (Just remember to connect all that "slanging
keys" talk with a simile).

4. Declare that you are Weezy F.
Baby. This will tell listeners who you are. Sure, they probably already
know, but adding The "F" in the middle of the name uncertainly adds to
Wayne's level of class. It makes him seem like F. Scott Fitzgerald.
Exactly like F. Scott Fitzgerald. Whatever you do, don't attempt to
ascertain what the "F" stands for. That my friends is a slippery slope.
And whatever you do, don't think about what the "F" stands for while
looking at a picture of Wayne and Baby making out.

5. Talk about
hustling. Music critics love hustling. Presumably, they are devotees to
the energetic style of basketball popularized by players like Ben
Wallace, Kurt Rambis and Mark Madsen. This will make them feel at home.
If there's anything music writers know about, it's hustling.

6.
Talk about Baby. Call him your Daddy. Forget the fact that he's not
actually your Daddy. Forget the fact that the majority of people that
call other men "daddy" are prostitutes. It's unimportant. Mention
something that Baby told you. Maybe that he told you that "these is ."
Or that he told you to "Turn around and stick out." (Maybe, he was just
quoting Sir-Mix-A-Lot.) Ignore the fact that you call a man named
"Baby," "Daddy." Let's just chalk that up to being a New Orleans thing.

7.
Make some sort of obvious pop culture technology reference. Talk about
IPods. Or Myspace. Or gigabytes. Something remotely technological. It
will show that Wayne is not completely retarded (just partially) and
might have actually read a newspaper once or twice. Which clearly means
he is a genius.

8. Talk about how poorly you treat women.
Perhaps you can claim how you'll "never love a ." Or how you'll "never
give a ho a damn thing." The more misogynistic the better. This will
definitely do much to steer people away from those nasty "gay" rumors.

9.
Apropos to nothing, make some sort of remark about Hurricane Katrina.
No need to bother making it have anything to do with the rest of the
verse. After all, never underestimate white liberal guilt. Any sort of
name-dropping will make white liberals feel bad and they will forget
the fact that Wayne is a multi-millionaire and anoint him the voice of
the people. Also, be sure to make wild ridiculous conspiracy theories
like claiming that you heard George Bush blew up the levees. The more
absurd the better. Go for it.

10. Proclaim yourself the
"Greatest Rapper Alive."Forget the Fact that Wayne would be lucky to be
included in a list of the Top 20 rappers working right now. Most music
critics haven't listened to Hip Hop Made Before 1999 anyway (other than
Public Enemy). If you proclaim yourself the greatest, you will be the
greatest. Or at least people will be foolish enough to buy this canard.

http://www.imeem.com/greedygenius/blogs/2007/10/08/aLYUcfLZ/how_to_write_a_lil_wayne_verse

I disagree but it'z still funny. Come on Insidehoops. GET TO WORK

[HisJoeness]

2. Connnect the verb to some sort of simile.
This is crucial. Every single L'il Wayne line must contain some sort of
relatively obvious simile. So maybe you can "duck like Scrooge." "Run
like a bloody nose." Or even "Dodge like Kansas." You can do metaphors
but try to steer away from doing this too often, lest people think that
you are a different ghost-writer. That is bad. Also for bonus points
talk about how "sweet" you are. L'il Wayne loves talking about being
sweet like a Tahitian Treat or some other delicacy high in sucrose.

I'm glad the writer of this correctly stated that Lil' Wayne uses similes and not metaphors.

[Dasher]

My style so sweet they call my sugar-cane Wayne,
Dressed to the T, I decided to drop from thang,
that means it ain't no thang and you left with hang,
but unfortunately you aint hot enough to flame(suwoop!)

Weezy F. baby, raised by daddy,
I dun lost my mind and copped the Miami Heat Caddy
Leave hatas Mourning cuz they can't toe-tag me,
ride wit the Zo and we stay red-flaggin

[JEFFERSON MONEY]

I'm glad the writer of this correctly stated that Lil' Wayne uses similes and not metaphors.

HisJoeness done made a thread on ISH make Weezy Baby wheeze with delight yo,
Sunny drinks, cloudy spirits, weather on your beverages like make it rain on these hoes,
Riddle me this, riddle me that F. Baby show and tell gangstas on how to act,
Etiquette... I met a kid without manners make hoodrat n!gga pass gas like Texaco

[Gunnin4HoLeS]

Wayne is wayne,wayne is in pain
waynes is like max payne or Bruce wayne

Real Lyrics

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[Skywalker]

weezy f tryna help these MC's cuz they lyrically slow
so i fix em up, into shape, im the rap game's tae bo
young weezy baby spittin bullets, verbal ammo
cash money army, red bandana camo
but these bullets hit hard like a sniper's, hoe
its weezy f been doin it since i was in diapers, hoe
call me vehicular snake, like dodge viper, hoe
cuz i wash you off like my window wipers, HOE

the hoe part is added for more flow :lol

[Balla_Status]

weezy f tryna help these MC's cuz they lyrically slow
so i fix em up, into shape, im the rap game's tae bo
young weezy baby spittin bullets, verbal ammo
cash money army, red bandana camo
but these bullets hit hard like a sniper's, hoe
its weezy f been doin it since i was in diapers, hoe
call me vehicular snake, like dodge viper, hoe
cuz i wash you off like my window wipers, HOE

the hoe part is added for more flow :lol

:applause: Not bad, young Grasshopper. Not bad. But Weezy doesn't use excessive "like" type similies. He mixes up his wordplay more often unless he'z phucking around like in an I Put on Remix verse.

[Skywalker]

it's kinda bad I'm white though so w/e

[loot]

im posting this from my htc symbian phone, just wanted to say it's almost as black as cartman clone

[The Magic Man]

ok now that one doesn't work for 2 reasons:

1. you rhymed crack with crack
2. ass cracks aren't naturally open either. you gotta open them just like you would a chick's ***** so comparing them isnt really right

Wait, you trying to say Wayne has a method and structure to his rhymes?

[Balla_Status]

Wait, you trying to say Wayne has a method and structure to his rhymes?

You're right. He transcends the need for above criteria, from time to time.

[JEFFERSON MONEY]

Hey Weezy F Baby, jailed in a celly, feelin' high and frantic,
Waiting for my escape like my name Edmund Dantic,
Oops. that's Dantes, the French made author, French kiss ya girl's
cooch and proceed to rinse and latha. Your girl's higher
than Beetlegeuse, she up in Wayne's world feelin' F. anf*ckintastic,
Her G-Spot so wet, she glistenin like a T-Rex Tongue from Jurassic,
King spitting, King Cobra, Spitting Cobra, weezy a phuckin serpent
Take Eve into Doggy, defy God, and declare myself First Govnment.

[VishaltotheG]

Wait, you trying to say Wayne has a method and structure to his rhymes?

Yes, it's the same that all of Young Money uses.

Like a ____, I'm a _____
Ready to _______ when it _____
All the haters better_____ and _______
Cuz when I ______ there wont be any _______

Then they also try to take a topic and then have the next word be related to it. Like:

You didn't go to class, Bueller
That dude is Killer, Instinct
That movie's old, Miss
Throwing TDs all around, Brees
I'm bald, chemo
Find me, Nemo
It's going down, basement
It's going up, sky
Your mom, c-section

[gotchapikachu!]

hot like a lighter spittin venom like a vipor
its ya ***** wayne and I just escaped from rikers
**** that jail shit too much drama
cant wait to see jr. ill be kissin baby like obama
im back on the weed im higher than a tower
dont know why I couldnt wait 24 more hours
on the run like usain sweeter than some cane
weezy f. baby ***** dont forget the name
back in new orleans gotta standing ovation
too retarded to know i gave the feds my location

[L.Kizzle]

Young Money monster, I'm screaming boo
My flow so sick, I'm sneazin "ha-chew"
I got the best camp, Nicki N Drake
I got icing on my finga, get it, I got cake

[liverandonions]

:djparty

[8BeastlyXOIAD]

:djparty
:lol

:party: :party: :hammertime: :dancin

[HisJoeness]

Now it's:

A phrase (usually resembling an absolute phrase), then a noun.

Ex: "These rappers garbage, Hefty."

[DRoseOwnsACamry]

:oldlol:
I read all of these in Lil Wayne's annoying ass voice...

[NastaMaverick]

Now it's:

A phrase (usually resembling an absolute phrase), then a noun.

Ex: "These rappers garbage, Hefty."
nah thats usually just Drake

[HisJoeness]

nah thats usually just Drake

That's everyone in YM.

[SourPatchKids]

Safe sex is great sex
Better wear a latex
Cuz you dont want that late text
that "I think I'm late" text
So wrap it up

[L.Kizzle]

-Out .. no bail, fresh outta jail, tha NO dreamin
-Soon as I step on the seen, Baby and Drake screamin'
-Fiendin for money and alcohol
-the life of a south side playa probation say can't have it at all

[macmac]

It's weezy F baby, the mic is my handgun
I'm so sick I'm foul, H1 annnddd onnnnee
Y'all can toast to this, like peanut butter jelly
they say weezy's inside, yeah inside of your telly
Inside ya moms belly, yeah that's why they call me baby
I was born on Mars so I'm a martian from the eighties

[macmac]

Now it's:

A phrase (usually resembling an absolute phrase), then a noun.

Ex: "These rappers garbage, Hefty."

Lol that's so true, like they reinvented the sentence