View Full Version : Should Fat Hoes Be Able to Roll in Groups of More than Three?
Dasher
07-29-2008, 01:35 PM
Recently I have been getting trampled by groups of fat hoes when I am enjoying the nightlife. I have had shoes destroyed, big girl sweat splashed on me, and dancefloor space D'Boed from me. Should a law be passed that only allows 3 big girls to hang out in public together?
NY Comeback
07-29-2008, 01:37 PM
3 fat hoes is one fat hoe too many.
Fat *****es gotta roll in duos.
JayGuevara
07-29-2008, 01:38 PM
Recently I have been getting trampled by groups of fat hoes when I am enjoying the nightlife. I have had shoes destroyed, big girl sweat splashed on me, and dancefloor space D'Boed from me. Should a law be passed that only allows 3 big girls to hang out in public together?
Just start going to place's with elevators. Therefore, three fat *****es won't be able to get on the elevator together cuz it'll be over the weight limit of 1500 pounds or whatever they are, and you know females don't like to separated when they're out together, hence group bathroom trips and what not. So, they won't want to take solo trips on the elevator, and they'll go to a place without one, and you'll be safe. It's proven.
cartmanclone
07-29-2008, 01:42 PM
Fat Bitckhes always got to have their little clique..and if you engage in social activity with one, the whole clique is going to join, especiallly if they are of negroid descent
Dasher
07-29-2008, 01:43 PM
Note Law would extend to Fat dudes as well.
cartmanclone
07-29-2008, 01:45 PM
Note Law would extend to Fat dudes as well.
dasher, we know your ******s are ashy ..don't worry, we won't hold it against you
Bulls2333
07-29-2008, 01:48 PM
Recently I have been getting trampled by groups of fat hoes when I am enjoying the nightlife. I have had shoes destroyed, big girl sweat splashed on me, and dancefloor space D'Boed from me. Should a law be passed that only allows 3 big girls to hang out in public together?
Lmao!!!!
One minute you're :hammertime:
Then... http://i71.photobucket.com/albums/i160/elizondorene1/fat-lady-on-top.jpg
Scary....
JEFFERSON MONEY
07-29-2008, 01:49 PM
Hell Phucking No.
If they can illegalizide harmless stuff like Marijuana, and a gentle tap on the azz to my female coworker, and leave out the disgusting, filthy, overweight Rasputia's to engage in their obese destruction of society, then they are dam retarded.
The other week, I waz at a support group and B!tch-titted Brenda about crushed my ribcage. The night before I was wackin' off and writing poetry about how my heart was bleeding, and cuttin' my wrists as usual.. and the pain QUADRUPLED after the bearhug.
I can't take it anymore. Deport the fattayz!
http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1287/1153521625_7eb6ecade0.jpg
Real.
picc84
07-29-2008, 02:16 PM
Lmao!!!!
One minute you're :hammertime:
Then... http://i71.photobucket.com/albums/i160/elizondorene1/fat-lady-on-top.jpg
Scary....
:oldlol: :oldlol:
hito da god
07-29-2008, 02:47 PM
nah, f*ck that...
fat b*tches always try and holla at you too, especially the black ones
"oo boy u cute i need me a spanish papi like u, can i get cha #?"
then they don't understand the word NO and keep harassing you :banghead:
blasian
07-29-2008, 02:50 PM
nah, f*ck that...
fat b*tches always try and holla at you too, especially the black ones
"oo boy u cute i need me a spanish papi like u, can i get cha #?"
then they don't understand the word NO and keep harassing you :banghead:
They might think that you're either really drunk or a wingman. Fat girls have a chance with those types. Also, fat black girls=most confident females in the world
ihatetimthomas
07-29-2008, 03:03 PM
Those fat chicks come in groups bc if they rolled with skinny *****es, then they look grotesque. They already look horrible, they just dont want to have to be compared to their skinny friends. When everyone is fat, they are all equally undesirable rather than just one of them
Over here it's usually one fat chick that tags along with a couple of skinny ones.
DinoRadja40
07-29-2008, 03:22 PM
Hell Phucking No.
If they can illegalizide harmless stuff like Marijuana, and a gentle tap on the azz to my female coworker, and leave out the disgusting, filthy, overweight Rasputia's to engage in their obese destruction of society, then they are dam retarded.
The other week, I waz at a support group and B!tch-titted Brenda about crushed my ribcage. The night before I was wackin' off and writing poetry about how my heart was bleeding, and cuttin' my wrists as usual.. and the pain QUADRUPLED after the bearhug.
I can't take it anymore. Deport the fattayz!
REPPED, that is the funniest sh!!t i have ever seen on here, you all should see this big ***** i work with, face so fat she looks like fat albert with a wig. Always walking around smiling at the littlest white boys, breathen all hard, with crumbs alll over the front of their shirts.Ever seen them cankles? Looks like melted chocolate running down her leg.
Dasher
07-29-2008, 06:14 PM
dasher, we know your ******s are ashy ..don't worry, we won't hold it against you
The squeaky wheel gets the oil, or in this case the fatty gets the insulin. Are you catching feelings because a ban on the obese running in packs will affect you and your clique's assaults on Chinese buffets throughout Dallas?
Dasher
07-29-2008, 06:17 PM
Lmao!!!!
One minute you're :hammertime:
Then... http://i71.photobucket.com/albums/i160/elizondorene1/fat-lady-on-top.jpg
Scary....That is how it went, I got up off the dancefloor sticky from the sweat and spilled drinks. It was not a good look for the boy.
Dasher
10-21-2008, 04:21 PM
Could the future president pressure congress to pass legislation to get the ban I desire?
JtotheIzzo
10-21-2008, 05:07 PM
Recently I have been getting trampled by groups of fat hoes when I am enjoying the nightlife. I have had shoes destroyed, big girl sweat splashed on me, and dancefloor space D'Boed from me. Should a law be passed that only allows 3 big girls to hang out in public together?
especially when they all rockin tight shirts to show off their big (read fat) t*tties (their only asset, but in reality if I wanted one foot in diameter ariolas I'd slap a couple of deflated whoopie cushions on a skinny hoe's t*tties, big sloppy watermelon t*tties suck donkey balls) and that shirt is sporting a huge cocktail stain right down the front.
or even better, when fatty rocks a little gut. Just cuz that skinny girl is rocking a halter top and navel piercing doesn't mean it will be a good look on you Bertha...damn!
mmsupra
10-21-2008, 05:45 PM
Recently I have been getting trampled by groups of fat hoes when I am enjoying the nightlife. I have had shoes destroyed, big girl sweat splashed on me, and dancefloor space D'Boed from me. Should a law be passed that only allows 3 big girls to hang out in public together?
Man I feel u , I went out this weekend and my shoes got ****3d over. I would have to say 3 is too many limit to 1 in a group of 3 or more.:oldlol:
or even better, when fatty rocks a little gut. Just cuz that skinny girl is rocking a halter top and navel piercing doesn't mean it will be a good look on you Bertha...damn!
That's one of the things that gets on my nerves. Jeez, learn how to dress! I see girls that are HUGE wear these small tops and thinking they look sexy or something with everything hanging out. It ain't. It's gross. Wear something that complements your size.
* At least I'm being honest about it!!!
Dasher
10-21-2008, 06:13 PM
Fat Hoes should be required to shop at Lane Bryant and equivalent retailers. I should not be be forced to see their unsightly figures. Also if they must roll in groups of more than three, they should have to get a permit. Similar to the permits you have to get to hold a parade.
T.O.RAPS
10-21-2008, 06:23 PM
Throw them back into the ocean!
HisJoeness
10-21-2008, 07:02 PM
Best thread I've read in a while.
Andrew Bynum
10-21-2008, 07:20 PM
It's just more cushion for the pushin', that's what me and Jordan always say.
ihatetimthomas
10-21-2008, 07:25 PM
They should all be destroyed
3.2.1.
10-21-2008, 07:26 PM
They should all be destroyed
I'm on it.
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/5/57/AK-47_type_II_Part_DM-ST-89-01131.jpg/300px-AK-47_type_II_Part_DM-ST-89-01131.jpg
HisJoeness
10-21-2008, 07:32 PM
It's just more cushion for the pushin', that's what me and Jordan always say.
Farmar likes the frump?
Andrew Bynum
10-21-2008, 07:39 PM
Farmar likes the frump?
Yes.
1000yearsofPAIN
10-21-2008, 07:41 PM
When 3 fatchicks hang out it's the equivelent as 6 chicks, in how much space they take up and how loud they are.
damn, dash. fat chicks need lovin' too.
Dasher
10-22-2008, 09:22 AM
damn, dash. fat chicks need lovin' too.I have hunted big game in the past, but they should only roll in duos or be the big girl in a fleet of skinny broads. When they roll deep they are a danger to other people, and have the potential to ruin fresh gators.
rufuspaul
10-22-2008, 10:11 AM
Fat Hoes should be required to shop at Lane Bryant and equivalent retailers. I should not be be forced to see their unsightly figures. Also if they must roll in groups of more than three, they should have to get a permit. Similar to the permits you have to get to hold a parade.
I believe the above is word for word Man Law #34.
phoenix18
10-22-2008, 11:16 AM
Wow i am LMAO. But seriously it is not tight to have your fat hanging out in public, so as the great peyton manning once said in a VISA commercial,"Wear bigger shirts."
JEFFERSON MONEY
04-02-2015, 01:22 PM
Further discussion necessary prior to legislation.
highwhey
04-02-2015, 01:28 PM
Wow i am LMAO. But seriously it is not tight to have your fat hanging out in public, so as the great peyton manning once said in a VISA commercial,"Wear bigger shirts."
Look under this guys username, did he die? Wtf
Dasher
04-02-2015, 01:36 PM
I used to be a terrible person.
DeuceWallaces
04-02-2015, 01:48 PM
Never made it into Obama's platform either term.
Akrazotile
04-02-2015, 01:57 PM
I have hunted big game in the past, but they should only roll in duos or be the big girl in a fleet of skinny broads. When they roll deep they are a danger to other people, and have the potential to ruin fresh gators.
I applaud the general idea behind these proposals, but in fact I think requirements should be the complete opposite.
Fat chicks within groups of skinny girls are often a huge c0ck block. Either directly and intentionally, or their friends just feel bad the fat chick isnt getting any attention from guys, so the other friends agree not to mingle with guys for the evening and just do a "girls only" thing.
The more fat chicks we can get to concentrate in one area, the more easily they can be avoided. If you get a hundred fat chicks to show up to the club, everyone else can just zip over to a different club and itll be hours before the fatties can make their way down the block to catch up.
We need to encourage fat/skinny segregation.
Separate but equal, of course.
BigBoss
04-02-2015, 02:11 PM
I remember this girl who used to live in my dorm. She was so hot. She was a 10. Pretty face and fit/curvy. Her best friend would come up on weekends and she was obese. The pictures she used to put up on Facebook of the two of them together were hilarious. Beauty and the beast.
Done_And_Done
04-02-2015, 02:31 PM
lol @ that parade permit line
New law: Overweight woman in a group of three or more is considered rioting
RightToCensor
04-02-2015, 03:34 PM
I want to kill myself every time a fat bitch talks to me.
I've also been wanting to kill myself every time an idiot responds to me with a dumb post on ISH.
Maybe I should just do it.
Akrazotile
04-02-2015, 03:36 PM
I want to kill myself every time a fat bitch talks to me.
I've also been wanting to kill myself every time an idiot responds to me with a dumb post on ISH.
Maybe I should just do it.
Repped.
Joyner82reload
04-02-2015, 03:59 PM
fat people should be euthanized tbh, they're a waste of resources
BasedTom
04-02-2015, 06:49 PM
fat people should be euthanized tbh, they're a waste of resources
True, but perhaps a bit extreme. Revoking their voting privileges and sterilizing them would seem more practical.
Cali Syndicate
04-02-2015, 07:57 PM
Fat chicks need lovin' too....they just gotta pay.
wakencdukest
04-02-2015, 08:00 PM
Just start going to place's with elevators. Therefore, three fat *****es won't be able to get on the elevator together cuz it'll be over the weight limit of 1500 pounds or whatever they are, and you know females don't like to separated when they're out together, hence group bathroom trips and what not. So, they won't want to take solo trips on the elevator, and they'll go to a place without one, and you'll be safe. It's proven.
Just start going to places that only have stairs. Problem solved.
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