Giant Wooden ****_ on a Woman's Car

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Last Monday, when Katya Romanovskaya left her Moscow apartment for work, she discovered that her car had a giant phallus strapped to it with a metal chain.

Upon further examination, she discovered that the shaft was made out of one tree trunk, the veins elaborately, carefully carved. Two other, smaller pieces of wood were attached to either side. It was hard to remove: the thing weighed well over 200 lbs.

But Romanovskaya understood exactly why it had been put there.

"[I]Finally, the day has come when my work has been noticed and appreciated[/I]."

Romanovskaya, along with her co-author Arseny Bobrovsky, runs the hugely popular satirical Russian Twitter account, @KermlinRussia.

The two are central characters in this week's cover story about the failure of the democratic revolution in Russia.

...The "Kermlins," as they've come to be known, have been providing the comic relief and political satire so sorely needed in a media landscape scorched by Putin. There is no Jon Stewart, no real comedian who can speak truth to power; it's just the Kremlins.

Which is why power strikes back. With a massive, wooden cockk[/COLOR].
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This is the kind of cockamamie (sorry) prank that reeks (sorry) of Nashi, the pro-Kremlin youth group founded after Ukraine's Orange Revolution in 2005.

It was the Kremlin's way to engage the youth in politics by paying and brainwashing them to be their blunt instrument of revenge. These kids, often from poor families, have strange imaginations that center almost always on the scatalogical and the sexual. (They once used one prostitute named "Mumu" to lure various male opposition figures into bed in the same bugged apartment.)

They manage to pull off these kinds of pranks by having the resources of the state at their disposal.

....Eventually, Katya and Arseny called for a tow truck. They weren't going to tow anything, of course; they just needed the crane. A couple of friends came to help them lug it up to their aparment and puzzled over what to do with the thing. Charity auction? Wood chipper? One man had gotten in touch with them, offering to buy the wooden cockk and take it off their hands at his own expense.

"[I]He has a collection of cockks[/I]," Arseny told me. "[I]This will be the pearl[/I]."

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:roll:

pleasant surprise for her

[QUOTE=BRabbiT][B]There is no Jon Stewart[/B], no real comedian who can speak "truth" to power
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This Russia place doesn't sound so bad afterall :confusedshrug:

[QUOTE=BuffaloBill]you can say dick but you can't say ****. I learned that the hard way[/QUOTE]


How you learned it is not whats im'potent.

you call that "giant" ? :rolleyes:

At least they had the decency to circumcise it.