Would you fight Michael Jordan if he tries to bully you?

In practice. Just like he did to Scott Burrell. I'll Chris Childs him.

I would lift you up by the ears if you ever touched MJ.

i would instruct patrickchewing to sit on him, he weighs 400 pounds, that would be the end of basketball for ol head MJ

OP gets bullied by midgets.

If you Chris. Childs him. Your basically be. Elbowing his knees.

[QUOTE=Full Court;14952547]OP gets bullied by midgets.[/QUOTE]

:roll:

Fight not only the franchise player but the face of the league? I’m going to say no.

First: threaten him quietly

If he persists: yell in his face

Still?: MF getting these hands, elbows, knees, legs, heels, etc

[QUOTE=GOBB;14952699]Fight not only the franchise player but the face of the league? I’m going to say no.[/QUOTE]

Yea that's the issue. All you can do is chirp at him because if things escalate and you hurt him you're out. And if you just chirp at him then he's mad and dominates more on the court.

Lose lose.

He used his power well because...why the hell wouldn't you in that position. But I'm sure there are plenty of dudes who would have loved to have seen him without the lights. But there's nothing you can do.

For all the hype you hear about MJ being so insanely “competitive” you’d would think he’d be down to squabble or compete in combat sports.

[QUOTE=Norcaliblunt;14952825]For all the hype you hear about MJ being so insanely “competitive” you’d would think he’d be down to squabble or compete in combat sports.[/QUOTE]
No. He would get beat up. Michael Jordan is not a good human being. You won't feel bad for him if you beat him up. James Jordan whoop his butt when he was a kid.

Just had a wild dream. I fought and defeated MJ in a fist fight.

Your obsession is stupid and unhealthy. He doesn't know you exist and security guards would just shove you aside. And LeBron James doesn't love you. If he knew about your problems he would tell.you to get a therapist.

[QUOTE=Real Men Wear Green;14956058]Your obsession is stupid and unhealthy. He doesn't know you exist and security guards would just shove you aside. And LeBron James doesn't love you. If he knew about your problems he would tell.you to get a therapist.[/QUOTE]

You are giving me homosexual vibes

[QUOTE=Lebron23;14956094]You are giving me homosexual vibes[/QUOTE]

I have nothing to do with your homosexuality.