nba team haiku

[B]write a [U]haiku [/U]about your favorite nba team[/B]




[CENTER][SIZE="7"]sonic offense[/SIZE]

[SIZE="4"]allen pops a three
rashard gliding the alley
wilcox slammin' hard[/CENTER][/SIZE]





((Haiku is a poetic form and a type of poetry from the Japanese culture. Haiku combines form, content, and language in a meaningful, yet compact form. Haiku poets, which you will soon be, write about everyday things. Many themes include nature, feelings, or experiences. Usually they use simple words and grammar. The most common form for Haiku is three short lines. The first line usually contains five (5) syllables, the second line seven (7) syllables, and the third line contains five (5) syllables. Haiku doesn't rhyme. A Haiku must "paint" a mental image in the reader's mind. This is the challenge of Haiku - to put the poem's meaning and imagery in the reader's mind in ONLY 17 syllables over just three (3) lines of poetry!))

Sixers:

AI on his own
Can Iggy get a shot please?
won't make the playoffs :(

Minnesota Wolves
stuck in neutral for ten years
thanks a lot, Kevin

Just linked to this from the front page. So write some good ones!

The Atlanta Hawks
draft another small forward
one has to pan out

The Boston Celtics
Paul Pierce is a lonely man
he misses Antoine

New Chicago Bulls
Ben Wallace has left Detroit
to shore up the "D"

Cleveland Cavaliers
LeBron, Z and some shooters
doesn't really fit

Dallas Mavericks
retool for another run
under "The General"

The Denver Nuggets
still can't find a shooting guard
Who can help 'Melo?

The Detroit Pistons
everyone's counting them out
ready to surprise

Nelly's Warriors
Troy Murphy playing center
chuck and chuck and chuck!

The Houston Rockets
hornswaggled by Jerry West
Gay and Swift for Shane?!?!?!!

Mediocrity
The Indiana Pacers
not goin' nowhere

The LA Clippers
they have a guy whose name is
Boniface N'Dong

The Memphis Grizzlies
Pau Gasol out for four months
Rudy must step up

The Miami Heat
Dwyane Wade shoots two more free throws
but no-one touched him

The Milwaukee Bucks
"Big Smooth" ain't Charlie's nickname
RESPECT SAM PERKINS

The New Jersey Nets
Kidd, Vince, RJ try again
they need help up front

New Orleans Hornets
overpaid Stojakovic
I hope it pays off

The Knickerbockers
nobody's ever heard of
Renaldo Balkman

holy crap, SaKF just splurged all over this thread. It's like he was hiding in the corner, practicing Haiku writing for years waiting for the right moment so that he can rise to the occasion whenever this thread inevitably would come about. Well congrats SaKF, your time has come.

Orlando Magic
Dwight Howard and Milicic
dominate the post

[QUOTE=kwajo]holy crap, SaKF just splurged all over this thread. It's like he was hiding in the corner, practicing Haiku writing for years waiting for the right moment so that he can rise to the occasion whenever this thread inevitably would come about. Well congrats SaKF, your time has come.[/QUOTE]
the poster kwajo
notices my haiku "skeelz"
like Tim Hardaway

Seventy-Sixers
can't defend a fourth-grader
Webber's knees are shot

The TrailBlazers
led by Joel Przybilla
...and Danny Dickau!

Sacramento Kings
Ron-Ron wants Bonzi in town
that poor, lonely man

San Antonio
some think Duncan's declining
wait until this June

Seattle Sonics
'Shard and Jesus Shuttlesworth
light it up from three

Toronto Raptors
Chris Bosh is a dinosaur
that's why he plays there

Northwest Division
is wide open if Utah
stays injury-free

Washington Wizards
Gilbert Arenas is sad
no team USA :(

That's most of the teams. Off the top of my head, I skipped Charlotte, LA Lakers and Phoenix I think...

Injury Free Year
A newly revamped roster
Championship Time

They dissed number three
They came up short anyway
Kirk and Chris instead?

here is my reply
dont know what should be posted
sakf has said it all

MVP again
please tell me it is not so
good but not that good

triangle offense
kobe understands it well
but will the lakers?

Toronto Raptors
At last have a passing point
We miss you Charlie

The LA Lakers
All have heart and Spirit
Players and Fans