Stereotype a Poster's Posts

OK. Take a deep breath. This could get feisty. I'm doing this in good fun...response could be interesting. I'm kinda scared for the inevitable smackdown of my ISoulH but I hope I can take it.:oldlol: Post a poster's stereotypical post!

Understand that these can be negative or positive stereotypes and (at least in my case) the stereotypes aren't meant to be mean (in most cases).

StroShow - JOURNEYMAN >>> SUPERSTARS!!1!!!1!!

Gundress - Who the f uck wants to play Monopoly?

I seen hippos - [insert most nonsensical ridiculous possible response]

vapid - You fu cking suck.

mlh - I (L) Price is Right.

FashionIssues - [insert professional looking photoshop here]

supersmashbros - I don't really like stereotypes, not that they're mean, but they can be mean, or they can be nice. However they classify you, which I don't like, but some people do.

ZeN - [IMG]http://djchaos.com/wp-content/random-image-girls/hot-girl%20(15).jpg[/IMG]

Meticode - Hot. F ucking. Wife.

TruthKGRay3412 - If Lil Wayne asked me for sex I'd ask him if we could wait a few minutes because I creamed myself when I saw him.

LoJ - Suckas get mind-raped!

Killbot - Blah blah blah post count +1.

[QUOTE=WhiteMosɘs]

[B]supersmashbros - I don't really like stereotypes, not that they're mean, but they can be mean, or they can be nice. However they classify you, which I don't like, but some people do.[/B] :D
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fixed.

[QUOTE=WhiteMosɘs]

vapid - You fu cking suck. look at me, i am highly educated and have travelled the world. i am currently typing this from the balcony of my spanish villa, whilst supping from a goblet filled with the finest french pinot noir and being fed grapes by a buxom local from the village.


supersmashbros - I don't really like stereotypes, not that they're mean, but they can be mean, or they can be nice. However they classify you, which I don't like, but some people do. why do you people hate me here? i am not that unpopular in real life although i don't have that many friends. that is because i say weird things and stare weirdly at females. i am not a post-whore, that is killbot. you should be abusing him, not me. ZeN is my arch nemesis. ACCEPT ME, ISH! TAKE ME UNDER YOUR WING AND NOURISH ME! [capitalised = subtext]

LoJ - Suckas get mind-raped! you are no match for the MeGA [][]_ []_ M0 []= 0. kool keith is the greatest rapper ever; he reminds me of me in so many ways. i am the kool keith of ISH; look at my attempted gimmick accounts (althougth they inevitably fail because of my... weird... grammar... and use of MeGa [] []_ []_ m0 []= 0)

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fixed

[quote=playtetris]fixed[/quote]

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[QUOTE=WhiteMosɘs]StroShow - JOURNEYMAN >>> SUPERSTARS!!1!!!1!![/QUOTE]

Insert Jamal Crawford and Stromile Swift for Kobe Bryant and Pau Gasol Lakers go 82-0 last season.

Good morning fellow posters.

[QUOTE=emsteez forreal]fixed.[/QUOTE]
:applause: , right on point..

halffttime - :lol

[QUOTE=Meticode]Good morning fellow posters.

My Wife >>>> Ending World Hunger


That is all...[/QUOTE]


FIXED

[QUOTE=ZeN]FIXED[/QUOTE]

Everything I can't be is everything you should be, that's why I need you here.

I think Gundress's monopoly addiction is funny. I don't get why a lot of you dog him for it.

What does that girl have to do with Zen?

How do you know how hot Meticode's wife is?

[QUOTE=Smokee]I think Gundress's monopoly addiction is funny. I don't get why a lot of you dog him for it.

What does that girl have to do with Zen?

[B]How do you know how hot Meticode's wife is?[/B][/QUOTE]

Yea how would we know? I mean late last year I posted probably 20+ pictures of her and me here, then around 3 weeks ago of her I posted a picture of her when she was 8 months preggo that was done professionally. How would we know?

[QUOTE=Meticode]Yea how would we know? I mean late last year I posted probably 20+ pictures of her and me here, then around 3 weeks ago of her I posted a picture of her when she was 8 months preggo that was done professionally. How would we know?[/QUOTE]

lol you act like people really follow your **** :lol You're just another poster to me. I'm sure a lot of people don't know who you are or haven't seen them :ohwell:

[QUOTE=Smokee][B]lol you act like people really follow your ****[/B] :lol You're just another poster to me. I'm sure a lot of people don't know who you are or haven't seen them :ohwell:[/QUOTE]

Look how defensive you get. Just use commonsense. If someone is saying my wife is hot, maybe that means they saw a picture of her? 1+1=2 Smokee.

It's okay, I'll forgive your ignorance though.

me?

[QUOTE=Agent_Zero]me?[/QUOTE]

Agent_Zero: Do you know who I am?

Just messin'

[QUOTE=Meticode]Look how defensive you get. Just use commonsense. If someone is saying my wife is hot, maybe that means they saw a picture of her? 1+1=2 Smokee.

It's okay, I'll forgive your ignorance though.[/QUOTE]


its not ignorance if you were realistic that everyone doesn't follow what you post all of the time :confusedshrug:

I didn't get defensive, i just thought it was retarded you had this expectation for everyone to know and have seen them.

[QUOTE=Smokee]its not ignorance if you were realistic that everyone doesn't follow what you post all of the time :confusedshrug:

I didn't get defensive, i just thought it was retarded you had this expectation for everyone to know and have seen them.[/QUOTE]

I just wanted to hold you in arms.

[QUOTE=Meticode]Agent_Zero: Do you know who I am?

Just messin'[/QUOTE]

nah i just know you're a dipsh!t

[QUOTE=Agent_Zero]nah i just know you're a dipsh!t[/QUOTE]

:oldlol: I definitely agree.

Smokee: *Insert pathetic elongated response regarding the current state of the Republican party w/o making any actual point, reaching for straws, and forgetting to defend the pansies.. Being fat and a self-loathing AZN and completely lacking in natural wit only to try to overcome this by spouting off words and words of useless political knowledge, mixed with stereotypes, and well-timed doses of Junior High School verbatim."

In essence, a f*cking lozer that needs to be put on ignore ASAP, esp if you want insight in a political issue.

[QUOTE=playtetris]fixed[/QUOTE]

:oldlol:

Nice.

[QUOTE=AtticusPigeon11]Smokee: *Insert pathetic elongated response regarding the current state of the Republican party w/o making any actual point, reaching for straws, and forgetting to defend the pansies.. Being fat and a self-loathing AZN and completely lacking in natural wit only to try to overcome this by spouting off words and words of useless political knowledge, mixed with stereotypes, and well-timed doses of Junior High School verbatim."

In essence, a f*cking lozer that needs to be put on ignore ASAP, esp if you want insight in a political issue.[/QUOTE]
:roll: :roll: :roll:

:applause: repped

[QUOTE=AtticusPigeon11]Smokee: *Insert pathetic elongated response regarding the current state of the Republican party w/o making any actual point, reaching for straws, and forgetting to defend the pansies.. Being fat and a self-loathing AZN and completely lacking in natural wit only to try to overcome this by spouting off words and words of useless political knowledge, mixed with stereotypes, and well-timed doses of Junior High School verbatim."

In essence, a f*cking lozer that needs to be put on ignore ASAP, esp if you want insight in a political issue.[/QUOTE]
that dude is dense.

[QUOTE=AtticusPigeon11]Smokee: *Insert pathetic elongated response regarding the current state of the Republican party w/o making any actual point, reaching for straws, and forgetting to defend the pansies.. Being fat and a self-loathing AZN and completely lacking in natural wit only to try to overcome this by spouting off words and words of useless political knowledge, mixed with stereotypes, and well-timed doses of Junior High School verbatim."

In essence, a f*cking lozer that needs to be put on ignore ASAP, esp if you want insight in a political issue.[/QUOTE]


dude stop being an attention whore and purposely misspelling everything and adding z's to everything you type. you're a 95 lb frail, emaciated 16 yr old indian boy that dumbs himself down to a 5 yr old for attention. You post under 3-4 handles with split personalities for each one :wtf: I've never seen you try to discuss politics, unless its on one of the other dozen handles you probably have with another split personality that goes along with it.

Stop being fake for attention. Be you. Have some confidence fgt :ohwell:

[QUOTE=MarloStanfield]that dude is dense.[/QUOTE]

The odd part is that I never really disagree with any of his "points." I'm a liberal guy myself, but he's just absolutely repulsive to read. Like watching a sh!tfaced friend trying to sing Sam Cooke, except your friend does it in good nature; whereas Smokee is clearly self-loathign AND misanthropic.

edit - Read the above. How the f*ck am I supposed to argue with you if you completely miss the point?

[QUOTE=MarloStanfield]that dude is dense.[/QUOTE]


More like you pretend to be WAY more of an authority on things you really have no ****in clue about.

[QUOTE=Smokee]More like you pretend to be WAY more of an authority on things you really have no ****in clue about.[/QUOTE]
I cringe when I read each and everyone of your posts. I'd be surprised if there was one entire poster on this very message board that you've dedicated countless hours to that actually enjoys reading anything you have to offer. Think about that.

[QUOTE=Smokee]dude stop being an attention whore and purposely misspelling everything and adding z's to everything you type. you're a 95 lb frail, emaciated 16 yr old indian boy that dumbs himself down to a 5 yr old for attention. You post under 3-4 handles with split personalities for each one :wtf: I've never seen you try to discuss politics, unless its on one of the other dozen handles you probably have with another split personality that goes along with it.

Stop being fake for attention. Be you. Have some confidence fgt :ohwell:[/QUOTE]

J$ has voiced his e-pinion on political issues/topics time and time again, under his J$ handle as well as others. You claim attention whore, but you've become just that over the past month or so with your suddenly bold and internet tough guy posts. You've been here since 2006, 5k posts and who the fu[COLOR="Black"]c[/COLOR]k are you again?

:confusedshrug:

[QUOTE=Smokee]More like you pretend to be WAY more of an authority on things you really have no ****in clue about.[/QUOTE]

That's more like phoenix18. Your PMS runnith over, chill dude.

[QUOTE=AtticusPigeon11]The odd part is that I never really disagree with any of his "points." I'm a liberal guy myself, but he's just absolutely repulsive to read. Like watching a sh!tfaced friend trying to sing Sam Cooke, except your friend does it in good nature; whereas Smokee is clearly self-loathign AND misanthropic.[/QUOTE]

You can always put me on ignore just like i tell every other thin skinned poohsee here.

Its hilarious how you use big words, but purposely misspell so much **** just for the attention factor. Can you be any more of an attention whore? :confusedshrug:

[QUOTE=Pain of Thought]J$ has voiced his e-pinion on political issues/topics time and time again, under his J$ handle as well as others. You claim attention whore, but you've become just that over the past month or so with your suddenly bold and internet tough guy posts. You've been here since 2006, 5k posts and who the fu[COLOR="Black"]c[/COLOR]k are you again?

:confusedshrug:[/QUOTE]
He's arguably the worst active member of ISH.

[QUOTE=MarloStanfield]I cringe when I read each and everyone of your posts. I'd be surprised if there was one entire poster on this very message board that you've dedicated countless hours to that actually enjoys reading anything you have to offer. Think about that.[/QUOTE]

I cringe every time i see you give NFL advice like you're so sure of yourself. I'm glad you came at me so i can finally say that ;)

Aren't you the guy that bragged about knowing offensive lineman here a while back? :oldlol:

Either way dude, i don't like you, you don't like me, feel free to ignore me. I'll still laugh at the advice you give like you know wtf your're talking about tho, its why i won't put you on ignore, much less anyone else here.

The point of a gimmick is not to "hide" beneath some kind of front cuz ur afraid dto reveal your trueself.

The poitn of a gimmick is to provoke a certain reaction out of someone.

I did J$ to try to mock people who make exagerrated claims and weed out those who were secure of themselves (people who allied with the Renaissance man) and those who wanted to degrade the bold (softies like yourself.) It was a phuckin social experiment and it managed to get you to whimper and cry.

But lo and behold it had intentional mispellin (cuz I'm a wordsmith like that) and you think that's dumbin thangs down? You're f*cking brilliant you know that? Bless your soul.

I did Franco Hamilton to add a nice senile, old presence on the board in RBP to help maturity spin off.

GET. THE. PICTURE. SLOB. Buy a f*ckin clue and interact with people to get their true intentions? Apparently hundreds of hours in a comp lab never got you to use your damn common sense, nitwit.

[QUOTE=AtticusPigeon11]Smokee: *Insert pathetic elongated response regarding the current state of the Republican party w/o making any actual point, reaching for straws, and forgetting to defend the pansies.. Being fat and a self-loathing AZN and completely lacking in natural wit only to try to overcome this by spouting off words and words of useless political knowledge, mixed with stereotypes, and well-timed doses of Junior High School verbatim."

In essence, a f*cking lozer that needs to be put on ignore ASAP, esp if you want insight in a political issue.[/QUOTE]

Mr. Pigeon has some valid points in there I must say.

[QUOTE=Pain of Thought]J$ has voiced his e-pinion on political issues/topics time and time again, under his J$ handle as well as others. You claim attention whore, but you've become just that over the past month or so with your suddenly bold and internet tough guy posts. You've been here since 2006, 5k posts and who the fu[COLOR="Black"]c[/COLOR]k are you again?

:confusedshrug:[/QUOTE]


get J$'s dick out of your mouth. Jesus, you swallowing too?

I was probably here way before you, before the new forums when ISh went to ****. Look up BROOMHILDA or Budaas if the evo8 thread is still around. I'm pretty much OG ISH, bet you came along later since you got what? 1k posts and i've never heard of your ass either. Then again its not like i live on this forum like some of you, you're just graced with my periodic visits oh so often...

If you want to fight in RL meet me in Compton at midnight, ask for Smokee :pimp:

[QUOTE=Smokee]I cringe every time i see you give NFL advice like you're so sure of yourself. I'm glad you came at me so i can finally say that ;)

Aren't you the guy that bragged about knowing offensive lineman here a while back? :oldlol:

Either way dude, i don't like you, you don't like me, feel free to ignore me. I'll still laugh at the advice you give like you know wtf your're talking about tho, its why i won't put you on ignore, much less anyone else here.[/QUOTE]
There is a major fundamental difference between you and I and the way we approach things. Posters are actually interested in my opinion hence why they ask my opinions. Where as you on the other hand, not one poster on this entire board enjoys or values anything you post or have to offer. I'm not sure what you take away from posting here when literally no one likes you/enjoying reading anything from you. Just think about that for a moment.

[QUOTE=Smokee]get J$'s dick out of your mouth. Jesus, you swallowing too?

I was probably here way before you, before the new forums when ISh went to ****. Look up BROOMHILDA or Budaas if the evo8 thread is still around. I'm pretty much OG ISH, bet you came along later since you got what? 1k posts and i've never heard of your ass either. Then again its not like i live on this forum like some of you, you're just graced with my periodic visits oh so often...

If you want to fight in RL meet me in Compton at midnight, ask for Smokee :pimp:[/QUOTE]
LOL, pretty sad you're boasting about how long you've been around yet not one poster likes you...yikes dude.

well, this thread has certainly gone downhill since PlayTetris' excellent post.

[QUOTE=Smokee]dude stop [B]being an attention whore and purposely misspelling everything[/B][/QUOTE]


[QUOTE=Smokee]You can always put me on ignore just like i tell every other thin skinned [B]poohsee[/B] here.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Smokee]Its hilarious how you use big words, [B]but purposely misspell so much **** just for the attention factor. Can you be any more of an attention whore?[/B] :confusedshrug:[/QUOTE]


let's see...i'll just bold this aaaand quote this and, let's see...bold this here too aaaand, yes that looks good to me.