A new King was crowned today

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So this got me wondering, who is the undisputed King of ISH? I think it's clearly me. Jeff is merely a website owner, but he is no King. In terms of who rules the message board, there is no one other than yours truly. I am a fair King too. All have the freedom to come and go as they please within my kingdom. However, if you lean Left, you are a threat to this kingdom and my solemn advice would be to tone your rhetoric down to but a whisper, or change your ideology all together.

As there are no women on this board, there can be no Queen, and no, we do accept those who identify as women to be Queens. You must be a biological female to be a Queen. I hear that many years ago there used to be women who posted on this board, but the incels with awkward social skills ran them off. Such a shame.

My Court is simple. If you are an ally to your Royal Highness, then you are on my Court. Our Court is vast. It even has a 3-point arc. And just know that you boys are all appreciated. Your King truly appreciates your friendship and your loyalty.

And finally, we have the Court Jesters. Those I will name personally because I feel it's important to know who the clowns, I mean Court Jesters of ISH are. So here they go:

Jasper
Axe
RRR3
highweight
Lakers Legend
blade
Off the Court
Facepalm
BurningHammer
eliteballer
kabar
And1AllDay

There are a few more Jesters, but alas, your King cannot spend all day naming them. Just know that without you clowns, err I mean Court Jesters, ISH would not be as entertaining.

And before you all start to wonder about who my successors are, I will address that today in front of you all. Should I fall ill or should I decide to step down as ISH King either willfully or by force by Jeff and his team of lawyers (cause you know who Jeff is), I do have a couple of successors in place to claim the throne. They are my truly great friends, Nanners and Jstern.

I will only say this about the two of them. Nanners rules with an iron fist. So it is imperative that yours truly stay in power. JStern on the hand is more practical. More calculating. And there is something to always think about when dealing with a superior monarch from an intellectual standpoint with calculating skills. So yes, kneel to me, respect the crown, and all will be roses on this site.

This is the way.

Yours truly,

His Royal Highness Patrick Chewing

i can agree with this

[QUOTE=ArbitraryWater;14770742]i can agree with this[/QUOTE]

No tax for you and your family. You are welcome to stay in my castle at any time. Thank you for being a loyal friend.


In fact, I'm elevating your status to Knighthood. Rise, brother. A Knight.


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Are we just going to sweep that gay affair with Louie under the rug?

OPs the burger king of ish

[QUOTE=Im Still Ballin;14770745]Are we just going to sweep that gay affair with Louie under the rug?[/QUOTE]

Aha! I knew I forgot the biggest Jester of them all. By God how can I forget about Louie??


Thank you Im Still Ballin. I'm not sure where your allegiances lie, but I am welcoming you into my Kingdom.

[QUOTE=MrFonzworth;14770749]OPs the burger king of ish[/QUOTE]

:roll:

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[QUOTE=MrFonzworth;14770749]OPs the burger king of ish[/QUOTE]
:milton

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So this got me wondering, who is the undisputed King of ISH? I think it's clearly me. Jeff is merely a website owner, but he is no King. In terms of who rules the message board, there is no one other than yours truly. I am a fair King too. All have the freedom to come and go as they please within my kingdom. However, if you lean Left, you are a threat to this kingdom and my solemn advice would be to tone your rhetoric down to but a whisper, or change your ideology all together.

As there are no women on this board, there can be no Queen, and no, we do accept those who identify as women to be Queens. You must be a biological female to be a Queen. I hear that many years ago there used to be women who posted on this board, but the incels with awkward social skills ran them off. Such a shame.

My Court is simple. If you are an ally to your Royal Highness, then you are on my Court. Our Court is vast. It even has a 3-point arc. And just know that you boys are all appreciated. Your King truly appreciates your friendship and your loyalty.

And finally, we have the Court Jesters. Those I will name personally because I feel it's important to know who the clowns, I mean Court Jesters of ISH are. So here they go:

Jasper
Axe
RRR3
highweight
Lakers Legend
blade
Off the Court
Facepalm
BurningHammer
eliteballer
kabar
And1AllDay

There are a few more Jesters, but alas, your King cannot spend all day naming them. Just know that without you clowns, err I mean Court Jesters, ISH would not be as entertaining.

And before you all start to wonder about who my successors are, I will address that today in front of you all. Should I fall ill or should I decide to step down as ISH King either willfully or by force by Jeff and his team of lawyers (cause you know who Jeff is), I do have a couple of successors in place to claim the throne. They are my truly great friends, Nanners and Jstern.

I will only say this about the two of them. Nanners rules with an iron fist. So it is imperative that yours truly stay in power. JStern on the hand is more practical. More calculating. And there is something to always think about when dealing with a superior monarch from an intellectual standpoint with calculating skills. So yes, kneel to me, respect the crown, and all will be roses on this site.

This is the way.

Yours truly,

His Royal Highness Patrick Chewing[/QUOTE]

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This is where I became the King of ISH. I humbly drive more content on here then LeBron James.



However,

I would decree Op is the king of off the court and political forums. He gets a lot of free rent from all the fumers. He drives the content over on this side of our forum.

I was thinking of something similar a few days ago. About Patrick Chewing and how important he is to ISH. King of the hill.

It was after watching the following embedded YouTube video.

[video=youtube;KHBe0jT6S3U]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHBe0jT6S3U[/video]

Of course Patrick Chewing is male, but that video kind of represents Patrick Chewing and the posters mentioned. (Jasper, Axe, Satan/RRR3, highwhey, etc.) They get a little too excited and he puts them in their place.

[QUOTE=warriorfan;14770805][url]http://www.insidehoops.com/forum/showthread.php?505589-quot-insidehoops-warriorfan-quot-is-1-of-top-3-google-searches-bringing-traffic-to-NBA-Forum[/url]

This is where I became the King of ISH. I humbly drive more content on here then LeBron James.



However,

I would decree Op is the king of off the court and political forums. He gets a lot of free rent from all the fumers. He drives the content over on this side of our forum.[/QUOTE]

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We will have to negotiate terms at a later date over some wine and women. Right now I'm going Fox hunting cause it's the weekend.

is it a coincidence that the king was crowned the same day as my ban was lifted? NO. i run this place.

[QUOTE=highwhey;14770888]is it a coincidence that the king was crowned the same day as my ban was lifted? NO. i run this place.[/QUOTE]

One of my favorite jesters! Hahahaha!!!

Your royal highness, I implore unto thee that you name RRR3 as the head eunuch for he surely will leave your bevy of wenches, ahem I mean maidens, untouched. What say you, m'lord? SATAN would also serve well as another eunuch.

Also, for giving sage advice to thee, I ask that you may consider your humble servent as the head of your court...I await your gracious response.

The undisputed king of ISH is certainly LeBron James. Without that man, would this forum still be running? On the main forum at least 50% of the threads are always about him. He is the engine of this forum. The reason why trolls and fans keep coming back. The reason why some posters here stay up past their bedtime to argue with strangers they've never met. The reason why some posters have hate or love for one another. Without LeBron, there would be no Louie. LeBron either sparks your love more for your favorite player, whether it be Kobe, Curry, or MJ. Or your love for him makes you want to come on this website and defend him against all the retarded trolls.

It all starts off with him. Mr. LeBron Raymone James.

[QUOTE=TheMan;14770901]Your royal highness, I implore unto thee that you name RRR3 as the head eunuch for he surely will leave your bevy of wenches, ahem I mean maidens, untouched. What say you, m'lord? SATAN would also serve well as another eunuch.

Also, for giving sage advice to thee, I ask that you may consider your humble servent as the head of your court...I await your gracious response.[/QUOTE]

I, Patrick Chewing as King of ISH, on this day the 6th of May in the year of our Lord 2023 hereby decree that RRR3 is the village eunuch AS WELL AS the village idiot. I also decree that every low level soldier and Knight within my army can use RRR3 as a training dummy when preparing for war.

Per your your request to be assigned as the head of my court, I have thought it over long and hard and I, as King of ISH, have decided that based on your previous loyalty and friendly relationship we have had over the years, that I will elevate your status as Head of Court to be effective immediately. You will have the keys to the castle and I trust in your judgement. I also name you as Head of Music in my court and fully expect Iron Maiden to be the band we march to when headed to war.

I only ask for your continued loyalty and for a continuous flow of the finest of Mexican women to bed me each and every night.

I have spoken.

Ehem. In case you're wondering, kings don't snitch at all. :durantunimpressed:

[QUOTE=Axe;14770950]Ehem. In case you're wondering, kings don't snitch at all. :durantunimpressed:[/QUOTE]

That's why you'll never be a king.

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So this got me wondering, who is the undisputed King of ISH? I think it's clearly me. Jeff is merely a website owner, but he is no King. In terms of who rules the message board, there is no one other than yours truly. I am a fair King too. All have the freedom to come and go as they please within my kingdom. However, if you lean Left, you are a threat to this kingdom and my solemn advice would be to tone your rhetoric down to but a whisper, or change your ideology all together.

As there are no women on this board, there can be no Queen, and no, we do accept those who identify as women to be Queens. You must be a biological female to be a Queen. I hear that many years ago there used to be women who posted on this board, but the incels with awkward social skills ran them off. Such a shame.

My Court is simple. If you are an ally to your Royal Highness, then you are on my Court. Our Court is vast. It even has a 3-point arc. And just know that you boys are all appreciated. Your King truly appreciates your friendship and your loyalty.

And finally, we have the Court Jesters. Those I will name personally because I feel it's important to know who the clowns, I mean Court Jesters of ISH are. So here they go:

Jasper
Axe
RRR3
highweight
Lakers Legend
blade
Off the Court
Facepalm
BurningHammer
eliteballer
kabar
And1AllDay

There are a few more Jesters, but alas, your King cannot spend all day naming them. Just know that without you clowns, err I mean Court Jesters, ISH would not be as entertaining.

And before you all start to wonder about who my successors are, I will address that today in front of you all. Should I fall ill or should I decide to step down as ISH King either willfully or by force by Jeff and his team of lawyers (cause you know who Jeff is), I do have a couple of successors in place to claim the throne. They are my truly great friends, Nanners and Jstern.

I will only say this about the two of them. Nanners rules with an iron fist. So it is imperative that yours truly stay in power. JStern on the hand is more practical. More calculating. And there is something to always think about when dealing with a superior monarch from an intellectual standpoint with calculating skills. So yes, kneel to me, respect the crown, and all will be roses on this site.

This is the way.

Yours truly,

His Royal Highness Patrick Chewing[/QUOTE]

This wasn't funny at all. Do you know that? Not even amusing. I can't believe this is what you do with your weekends.

45 years old. Wow.

[QUOTE=jstern;14771169]:blah[/QUOTE]
Go tell that to op. He actually made a thread snitching about satan and requested it to be deleted after the latter got banned. And i'm not even lying here. :confusedshrug:

[QUOTE=Axe;14771188]Go tell that to op. He actually made a thread snitching about satan and requested it to be deleted after the latter got banned. And i'm not even lying here. :confusedshrug:[/QUOTE]

Your butt buddy SATAN (dumbest username in history) broke the rules. Don't like it? Don't break the rules.


This kingdom is fair, but you children need to learn how to draw within the lines. Kind of like that video jstern posted. Now dance for me fool! Entertain your king!

The 45 year old couch potato keeps begging for attention.

Sad.

[QUOTE=SATAN;14771204]The 45 year old couch potato keeps begging for attention.

Sad.[/QUOTE]
Lmao.

[QUOTE=SATAN;14771204]The 45 year old couch potato keeps begging for attention.

Sad.[/QUOTE]

Says the guy following me around the board replying to every one of my posts. :oldlol:

[QUOTE=Patrick Chewing;14770895]One of my favorite jesters! Hahahaha!!![/QUOTE]

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Imagine the 45 year old slob named Poopsie sitting at home probably drinking Bud Light and making a thread like this to entertain himself.

It's honestly some of the saddest shit I've ever seen. Not even joking. You are literally the biggest idiot of all time. A total clown.

What a weirdo. :kobe:

Also the Knicks will never make the finals again in your life time. :kobe:

[QUOTE=Patrick Chewing;14770707]Here is a list of posters that CONSTANTLY own me:

Jasper
Axe
RRR3
highweight
Lakers Legend
blade
Off the Court
Facepalm
BurningHammer
eliteballer
kabar
And1AllDay

[/QUOTE]

ftfy

[QUOTE=MrFonzworth;14770749]OPs the burger king of ish[/QUOTE]

end of thread:yaohappy::yaohappy::yaohappy:

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His Royal Highness Patrick Chewing[/QUOTE]
FIX IT As$ hole : [url]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iiHX2653XPE[/url]
Your royal annas :

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[QUOTE=SATAN;14771231]ftfy[/QUOTE]
Hahaha

[QUOTE=Patrick Chewing;14771213]Says the guy following me around the board replying to every one of my posts. :oldlol:[/QUOTE]

Patrick - the reason why people are drawn to your posts .. because after they read your posts , they have to tak a shit , cause they are laughing so hard. Hense the nickname : poopsie.

[QUOTE=jstern;14770823]I was thinking of something similar a few days ago. About Patrick Chewing and how important he is to ISH. King of the [B]shitter[/B].

.[/QUOTE]

fixed

Long live King Patrick the Great

[QUOTE=Nanners;14772041]Long live King Patrick the Great[/QUOTE]

My brother!! I was about to send a Royal search party for you. It would have been the greatest armada I have ever assembled in a long while seeing how dangerous the West coast has become.

I am glad you are alive and well old friend.

I hereby decree that on weekends or during long periods of inactivity when I am not around, Mr. Nanners First of his name has the keys to the castle and the kingdom and is your ruler.

As I know my Nanners well, I expect you peasants to lament my absence. Hahahahahahaha.

We are your loyal subjects King Patrick.

King Patrick, destroyer of the soy loving transjews!

Imagine being in your 40s and making this thread :roll:

Imagine being Off the Court and not having a sense of humor.


Off the Court is clearly my weakest jester. I think his head may be getting separated from the rest of his body if he doesn't shape up and improve.

[QUOTE=glidedrxlr22;14772088]We are your loyal subjects King Patrick.[/QUOTE]

Thank you, kind sir. No taxes for you and your family for the rest of the year.


Dine with us tonight.

[QUOTE=coin24;14772092]King Patrick, destroyer of the soy loving transjews![/QUOTE]

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