Who wants to play me in Chess?

On the Chess.com app.

Add me: LordDavidius

it says i am below/not in your weight class ([B][SIZE=7]400 POUNDS[/SIZE][/B])

[QUOTE=highwhey;15011441]it says i am below/not in your weight class ([B][SIZE=7]400 POUNDS[/SIZE][/B])[/QUOTE]

Zzzzzzzzz you probably don't even know how to play, fatso.

[QUOTE=highwhey;15011441]it says i am below/not in your weight class ([B][SIZE=7]400 POUNDS[/SIZE][/B])[/QUOTE]

Zzzzzzzzz you probably don't even know how to play, fatso.

[QUOTE=Patrick Chewing;15011457]Zzzzzzzzz you probably don't even know how to play, fatso.[/QUOTE]

As a child he mistook his chessboard for a square tortilla and ate it.

Probably not Axe, 1987_Lakers, or Lebron23. Their mental capacity is more geared toward Uno or Go Fish. :lol

I would like to play Patrick Chewing in chess, and I would love to box Axe. Taking it easy on him, not to hurt him, but to man him up a bit and help him to not be such a fakgot for a lack of a better term. Or such a soy boy. That might be a more appropriate term, since Axe likes females. Real ones, not the RRR3 type.

Oh look, aspergers greg making another post mentioning usernames. He's an autistic piece of shit who's always induced by adderalls.

[QUOTE=SouBeachTalents;15011478]Oh look, aspergers greg making another post mentioning usernames. He's an autistic piece of shit who's always induced by adderalls.[/QUOTE]

Forget to log out?? :roll:

[QUOTE=Patrick Chewing;15011479]Forget to log out?? :roll:[/QUOTE]
[IMG]https://i.pinimg.com/originals/6c/78/b4/6c78b4e1af24e468e9b028f44cdf1ac6.gif[/IMG]

[QUOTE=SouBeachTalents;15011478]Oh look, aspergers greg making another post mentioning usernames. He's an autistic piece of shit who's always induced by adderalls.[/QUOTE]
[Url=https://i.ibb.co/SxWM8PC/IMG-20230805-073843.jpg]:milton[/url]

Axe has been busted again. He's been sloppy.

I've been looking at Chewing's games. [URL="https://www.chess.com/member/msb2"][B]Not bad[/B][/URL].

this is an actual picture of assburgers greg getting in arguments with people in this forum while using different alts

[IMG]https://pbs.twimg.com/ext_tw_video_thumb/1806988411980431360/pu/img/ustSbnoxCUkQ6wlZ.jpg[/IMG]

[QUOTE=jstern;15011477]I would like to play Patrick Chewing in chess, and I would love to box Axe. Taking it easy on him, not to hurt him, but to man him up a bit and [SIZE=4][B]help him to not be such a fakgot[/B][/SIZE] for a lack of a better term. Or such a soy boy. That might be a more appropriate term, since Axe likes females. Real ones, not the RRR3 type.[/QUOTE]

:roll: Good luck with that.

Might as well try to box the stink out of him while you're at at.

:lebronamazed:

[QUOTE=jstern;15011477]I would like to play Patrick Chewing in chess, and I would love to box Axe. Taking it easy on him, not to hurt him, but to man him up a bit and help him to not be such a fakgot for a lack of a better term. Or such a soy boy. That might be a more appropriate term, since Axe likes females. Real ones, not the RRR3 type.[/QUOTE]

Pretty astounding how you're willing to play Fat (his elo is same as his weight) but you have been ducking me for years, despite getting your entire schtick from me. (You only had anime profile pictures until you saw my Spassky pfp. You 100% copied me.)

Uhh any takers? I'm waiting for a challenge.

[QUOTE=Patrick Chewing;15011399]On the Chess.com app.

Add me: [B][U]LordDavidius[/U][/B][/QUOTE]

lol what a f@g.

[QUOTE=Patrick Chewing;15011623]Uhh any takers? I'm waiting for a challenge.[/QUOTE]

I sent you a challenge dork

[QUOTE=diamenz;15011631]lol what a f@g.[/QUOTE]

You're a f@g if you definitely don't challenge me in Chess right now.

[QUOTE=MrFonzworth;15011613]Pretty astounding how you're willing to play Fat (his elo is same as his weight) but you have been ducking me for years, despite getting your entire schtick from me. (You only had anime profile pictures until you saw my Spassky pfp. You 100% copied me.)[/QUOTE]

agreed

[QUOTE=diamenz;15011631]lol what a f@g.[/QUOTE]

hard agree

Highweight confuses chess pieces for food.

[QUOTE=MrFonzworth;15011613]Pretty astounding how you're willing to play Fat (his elo is same as his weight) but you have been ducking me for years, despite getting your entire schtick from me. (You only had anime profile pictures until you saw my Spassky pfp. You 100% copied me.)[/QUOTE]
[Url=https://i.ibb.co/JmpGnKz/IMG-20230528-095117.jpg]:oldlol:[/url]

[QUOTE=Patrick Chewing;15011640]You're a f@g if you definitely don't challenge me in Chess right now.[/QUOTE]

i don't play chess. i'm on some next level shit - you want to try your hand with me in a game of [B]checkers[/B], mother*ucker?

kick your sorry ass in some connect four while i'm at it.

[QUOTE=MrFonzworth;15011613]Pretty astounding how you're willing to play Fat (his elo is same as his weight) but you have been ducking me for years, despite getting your entire schtick from me. (You only had anime profile pictures until you saw my Spassky pfp. You 100% copied me.)[/QUOTE]

I said that I would like to play Patrick Chewing, I didn't say I was going to. Like I said before, I promised never to play chess again. Not after somebody drowned because I was busy playing. (Then the 911 operator wanted me to give him mouth to mouth, I didn't want to, it was a whole mess.)

I got the Capablanca avatar because it was the middle of the Capablanca saga on Agadnator's, though I'm not a big fan of that channel. And then you got a Hikaru avatar.

I see the stink weasel, AKA Axe, AKA Bitch Tits, came in here to throw a bitch fit. :roll:

Imagine being fat, autistic, dumb, AND stinky.

:lebronamazed:

So Fonzy beat me yesterday. I made some dumb moves.

Anyone else want to play? Hit me up!!!

[QUOTE=Patrick Chewing;15011863][B]So Fonzy beat me yesterday[/B]. I made some dumb moves.

Anyone else want to play? Hit me up!!![/QUOTE]

as expected

[QUOTE=Patrick Chewing;15011863]So Fonzy beat me yesterday. I made some dumb moves[url=https://i.ibb.co/SxWM8PC/IMG-20230805-073843.jpg].[/url]

Anyone else want to play? Hit me up!!![/QUOTE]
@TheMan

[QUOTE=highwhey;15011864]as expected[/QUOTE]

Do you even know how to play, fat boy??

[QUOTE=Patrick Chewing;15011623]Uhh any takers? I'm waiting for a challenge.[/QUOTE]

Poopsie's idea of a challenge is to eat 10 Whoopers instead of only 9.

[QUOTE=jstern;15011753]I said that I would like to play Patrick Chewing, I didn't say I was going to. Like I said before, I promised never to play chess again. Not after somebody drowned because I was busy playing. (Then the 911 operator wanted me to give him mouth to mouth, I didn't want to, it was a whole mess.)

I got the Capablanca avatar because it was the middle of the Capablanca saga on Agadnator's, though I'm not a big fan of that channel. And then you got a Hikaru avatar.[/QUOTE]

Gross misrepresentation of what happened. You probably didn't know anything about chess before me, that's why you went from anime profiles to chess profiles. Just admit you're a coward.

Also sick gay story that didn't happen

[QUOTE=Axe;15011868]@TheMan[/QUOTE]




Axe hasn't made a decent post

For as long as he's been on ISH

Because he has a tiny brain

And is a stinky bitch



:lol So true.

[QUOTE=Lakers Legend#32;15011911]Poopsie's idea of a challenge is to eat 10 Whoopers instead of only 9.[/QUOTE]
[url=https://i.ibb.co/g4tnXnv/IMG-20230626-052542.jpg]:roll:[/url]

[QUOTE=Full Court;15012209]Axe hasn't made a decent post

For as long as he's been on ISH

Because he has a tiny brain

And is a stinky bitch



:lol So true.[/QUOTE]



Here's another raw fact that I'll leave you all with. :lol






Full Court makes Axe feel

Intellectually bereft

Which turns him into

A sniveling bitch








:lebronamazed:

Axe is very stinky.

How did your bet go for the knicks during the previous round[url=https://i.ibb.co/TRTS89N/IMG-20220829-102950.jpg],[/url] op? ;)

[QUOTE=Axe;15012369]How did your bet go for the knicks during the previous round[url=https://i.ibb.co/TRTS89N/IMG-20220829-102950.jpg],[/url] op? ;)[/QUOTE]

Huh?

The one where tpols was supposed to eat my ass? He won and I was disappointed actually. Was looking forward to it.

[QUOTE=Patrick Chewing;15012328]Axe is very stinky.[/QUOTE]

:roll: SO true.



When you're taking a dump

And you think about Axe

It's cause he smells like the turd

Coming out of your ass



:lebronamazed:

[QUOTE=Patrick Chewing;15012441]Huh?

The one where tpols was supposed to eat my ass? He won and I was disappointed actually. Was looking forward to it.[/QUOTE]
Lmao. No wonder red1 had to make fun of you about it[url=https://i.ibb.co/s2TRY1L/IMG-20220906-091426.jpg].[/url]