I'm gonna see it later today... god I can't wait.
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I'm gonna see it later today... god I can't wait.
[url]http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/snakes_on_a_plane/[/url]
Why? Plane of passengers on a plane with snakes attacking them. How realistic. This is like the movie Anaconda and other snake movies where humans travel to the jungle and end up being stalked by a killer snake. :rolleyes:
I went and saw it last night. It was ridiculous. The crowd was going nuts. My friend brought a bunch of rubbersnakes and threw them all over the place and screamed, "SNAKES IN A MOVIE THEATRE!" and would start chanting "USA!" whenever anything amazingly corny happened in the movie.
The movie is like an F, but the experience is an A+!
Man if you go to see this movie to be a realistic depiction of the horrors of airplane transportation via snakes, then you got problems. You go to this movie with a bunch of friends to see Sam L Jackson on a motha****in plane with motha****in snakes. for bad movie conneseurs such as myself this is heaven.
This could be the movie version of "My Chain" by Gucci Mane. something that's so bad that it's awesome and you can't stop listening to / watching it.
the clip I saw of the movie was funny.....Sam L Jackson going bonkers...
"Enough is Enough.....Im tired of all these MUTHAF*KING snakes!!"
but the movie will prolly be ass....it doesnt seem to realistic...they better have a good reason as to how those snakes got there and why they are attackin
[quote]and would start chanting "USA!" whenever anything amazingly corny happened in the movie.[/quote]
Colbert Report watcher?
[quote]The movie is like an F, but the experience is an A+![/quote]
Exactly. just like Rocky Horror Picture Show. its a reincarnation.
[QUOTE=geeWiz15]Man if you go to see this movie to be a realistic depiction of the horrors of airplane transportation via snakes, then you got problems. You go to this movie with a bunch of friends to see Sam L Jackson on a motha****in plane with motha****in snakes. for bad movie conneseurs such as myself this is heaven.
This could be the movie version of "My Chain" by Gucci Mane. something that's so bad that it's awesome and you can't stop listening to / watching it.[/QUOTE]
So waste $9 to see a movie just to laugh at it? :confusedshrug:
I'll pass. I've never went to a movie i thought would be wack, garbage and psyched myself out like that.
[I]"Noooo, sure its not realistic but think of it this way. Snakes attacking people on a plane and Samuel L Jackson cursing his ass off! :roll: Come on!"[/I]
:no:
I'm going to see crossover so i can laugh at how bad the acting will be. How crossovers, taunting, chicks cheerleading are cool. I wanna laugh so bad at how the underdogs come up with a gameplan to stop the popular guy (HotSauce). Worth the time and money. I'm in the mood to laugh dammnit. :violin:
[quote]So waste $9 to see a movie just to laugh at it?[/quote]
with 50-100 other sarcastic young people who have been waiting for months. you don't understand. it's gonna be great.
[quote]I'm going to see crossover so i can laugh at how bad the acting will be.[/quote]
I am too. That'll be the highlight of my birthday.
Movie was great.
Everything I want in a horror experience.
The crowd was raucous, the killing scenes were great. Snakes chomping on *****, ******s, eating dogs, it was great.
Everyone kept on making hissing snake noises, it was a great time.
I reccommend it to anyone who wants to have a fun time at the theatre.
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It really wasn't that bad, it wasn't so bad it's funny for the most part. A couple times you feel that, like when they do Snake Vision, but for the most part it's people getting ****ed up by snakes that makes it good.
And Samuel doesnt' really cuss that much.
I'd be willing to bet that It's Tomatoe Rating will fall after this weekend...
Possibly dramatically.
[QUOTE=Voice of Reason]So waste $9 to see a movie just to laugh at it? :confusedshrug:
I'll pass. I've never went to a movie i thought would be wack, garbage and psyched myself out like that.
[I]"Noooo, sure its not realistic but think of it this way. Snakes attacking people on a plane and Samuel L Jackson cursing his ass off! :roll: Come on!"[/I]
:no:
I'm going to see crossover so i can laugh at how bad the acting will be. How crossovers, taunting, chicks cheerleading are cool. I wanna laugh so bad at how the underdogs come up with a gameplan to stop the popular guy (HotSauce). Worth the time and money. I'm in the mood to laugh dammnit. :violin:[/QUOTE]
I don't think you get it. The movie is intentionally ridiculously bad. That's why you go see it. I saw it. The beginning & ending sucked but the middle was hilarious.
I went to go see the sneak preview. And I was expecting to leave mad. But I always said if they try to mix comedy in with it, it would be great. And it was a very very good movie. People in the theater were going crazy. We were throwing fake snakes in the air when Jackson said his soon to be famous line. And the snakes had us jumping too. Me and my friends were just screaming out **** the entire time, my girlfriend even got in on it, blurting out Kenan deserves an Orange Soda. Don't buy the DVD when it comes out, it will only be good in the movie theater with a bunch of crazy people.
Samuel L has one bad movie then a good one. After The Man and Freedom Land, this one made up for those pieces of sh*t.
PS: When the snake guy runs out of his trailer home, it so reminded me of Reno 911 that I laughed myself to cramps
An hour and a half of Samuel .L. Jackson kicking *ss and swearing is worth it.
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[QUOTE=Shogon]I don't think you get it. The movie is intentionally ridiculously bad. That's why you go see it. I saw it. The beginning & ending sucked but the middle was hilarious.[/QUOTE]
I dont think you get it. You're supporting a crap movie for a bogus reason. Good job you'll be responsible for this movie scoring nice at the box office. Cant wait to see how much this joke of a movie grosses. While you and the others are at it? Make sure you go to Sam Goody and load up on bad music. For comedic purposes. So bad artists can sell records and we sit and wonder why/how. :rolleyes:
You dudes supporting this only gives idiots more reasons to produce crap films and get them picked up. [I]"Hey if snakes sold a good number, I'd like to think me talkin elephants can too."[/I]. You guys sound brainwashed.
I wish a rubber snake would hit me in a movie theatre. I'm sucker punching the row behind me. Phucking brawl would take place.
[QUOTE=Voice of Reason]I dont think you get it. You're supporting a crap movie for a bogus reason. Good job you'll be responsible for this movie scoring nice at the box office. Cant wait to see how much this joke of a movie grosses. While you and the others are at it? Make sure you go to Sam Goody and load up on bad music. For comedic purposes. So bad artists can sell records and we sit and wonder why/how. :rolleyes:
You dudes supporting this only gives idiots more reasons to produce crap films and get them picked up. [I]"Hey if snakes sold a good number, I'd like to think me talkin elephants can too."[/I]. You guys sound brainwashed.
I wish a rubber snake would hit me in a movie theatre. I'm sucker punching the row behind me. Phucking brawl would take place.[/QUOTE]
Nobody puts together an intentionally bad album. It's just not the same, regardless. You need to be able to see ****.
The people who put this movie together aren't "bad artists". It was done that way INTENTIONALLY. Why is this so hard to grasp?
If you don't like making fun of movies with people and making sarcastic remarks the whole way through and laughing at the absurdity of it all, then it's not for you. Now go back into your hole *****.
And to anyone who likes SOAP, I highly recommend picking up a copy of Dawn of the Dead (2004 or 2005, whenever it was). That movie was pure badass and I saw it in theaters. Pure greatness. Better than SOAP.
This movie is the Michael Jordan/Larry Bird/Magic Johnson/Bill Russell/Wilt Chamberlain of all movies.
It sounds so stupid. The director thinks of a stupid movie and hires good actors.
[QUOTE=Shogon]Nobody puts together an intentionally bad album. It's just not the same, regardless. You need to be able to see ****.
The people who put this movie together aren't "bad artists". It was done that way INTENTIONALLY. Why is this so hard to grasp?
If you don't like making fun of movies with people and making sarcastic remarks the whole way through and laughing at the absurdity of it all, then it's not for you. Now go back into your hole *****.
And to anyone who likes SOAP, I highly recommend picking up a copy of Dawn of the Dead (2004 or 2005, whenever it was). That movie was pure badass and I saw it in theaters. Pure greatness. Better than SOAP.[/QUOTE]
Go back into my hole? You're the 6'8 3/4 (you grew) virgin who cant talk to a female unless its a family relative or you're arguing with them over some geek crap. [I]"OMG Apple comps are ASS! ROFFLES, you only want it because of the glow in the dark monitor! Period biiiitch! Get a real computer! No wonder you are in crap relationships you are a clueless bimbo! LOL! Apple Computer ROFFLES MORE ROFFLES PLEASE!"[/I].
Maybe someone should do a movie on your life for *****s n giggles? Ok now i see your point in going to see snakes because I'd go to see your life story posted on the big screen. Opening scene is the the sounds of snippin with hair hitting the floor. The birth of the bowl cut. Pure greatness. Pure badass! :rolleyes:
GOBB its called a tounge in cheek send up. the flick is like those 80's action movies that were completely rediculous.
as long as it doesnt take itself seroiusly, whats the problem?
what the hell movies even are realistic anyways? Lord of the Rings, Star Wars, Beverly Hills Cop, Ghostbusters, Leathal Weapon, Indiana Jones etc etc etc were all insanley unrealistic.
Gobb, maybe I'm brain washed, but I still want to see it. It has the most rediculous title ever, looks completely stupid, and has a big budget (adding to the stupidity). I'm not going to watch it because I expect it to be good. I guess I'm watching it because of the hype.
I dont think you guys should support it. Download it online, wait for cable. I want this movie to suffer financially. :rockon:
So let me get this right....you all wanna see the movie specifically because its ridiculous and corny?
:confused: O.K.
[QUOTE=Voice of Reason]I dont think you guys should support it. Download it online, wait for cable. I want this movie to suffer financially. :rockon:[/QUOTE]
Like I said, its no fun if you don't go to the theater and watch it with a bunch of loud people
[QUOTE=Rasheed1]So let me get this right....you all wanna see the movie specifically because its ridiculous and corny?
:confused: O.K.[/QUOTE]
Paying $9! Cats wanting to bond with movie goers.
[I]"Man I hope we got some kamikaze attenders! Pumped up to see some random guy scream he's being eaten by a snake!"[/I]
[QUOTE=Voice of Reason]I dont think you guys should support it. Download it online, wait for cable. I want this movie to suffer financially. :rockon:[/QUOTE]
the whole point of watching it is in the theater with other people who enjoy this kinda thing. In the end as long as people had fun $9 ain't so bad.
Besides its not like the movie itself is trying to promote itself as serious. They're pretty much marketing it towards their audience. Anyone who's not into this kinda of movie would have to be stupid to accidently watch it and "waste" $9.
You do have a good point about waiting. If I rent the movie or wait for it to come on Cable (Comcast On Demand), I can leave the room or fast forward during the stupidest parts without having to pay anything. In a movie theater, I pretty much have to watch the whole thing or walk out.
But I do want to see if it is bad.
satire and parody = funny
he'll only be paying 4.50 for child admission:roll:
Jesus GoBB way to try and be a ****ing buzzkill.
But yeah, saw the movie last night after two 40s, it was pretty epic. The audience was ridiculous, great movie-going experience.
I don't think it's the kind of movie you can go to sober and fully enjoy it.
[QUOTE=kentatm]satire and parody = funny[/QUOTE]
It's not really supposed to be a satire. It's just supposed to be a mindless action movie. A B-movie with a big budget.
How many movies has Samuel L. Jackson's character died in? I know he was killed in True Romance, Jungle Fever,Goodfellas, and Deep Blue Sea. How about the Kill Bill movies?
[QUOTE=Chitwood67]How many movies has Samuel L. Jackson's character died in? I know he was killed in True Romance, Jungle Fever,Goodfellas, and Deep Blue Sea. How about the Kill Bill movies?[/QUOTE]
Yeah, he supposedly died in the Church shoot-out.
Deep Blue Sea. What another horrible movie.
[QUOTE]Why? Plane of passengers on a plane with snakes attacking them. How realistic. [/QUOTE]
I don't support the movie, but that's like saying I don't want to see ET cause aliens aren't real.
[QUOTE=wang4three]I don't support the movie, but that's like saying I don't want to see ET cause aliens aren't real.[/QUOTE]
No its nothing like saying that! Do we have any proof that aliens dont exist? Some believe they do, others dont. We have proof that snakes dont just go around on a plane full of passengers killing and eating them. Get real. Sameul L Jackson walkin on phucking SEATS as snakes are playing hide n seek to bite him. Since when did a snake stalk a human being like that??? Shut up.
Shooting a gun on an airplane? SAm L actually shot the side of the plane out. Realistic indeed.
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No its nothing like saying that! Do we have any proof that aliens dont exist? Some believe they do, others dont. We have proof that snakes dont just go around on a plane full of passengers killing and eating them. Get real. Sameul L Jackson walkin on phucking SEATS as snakes are playing hide n seek to bite him. Since when did a snake stalk a human being like that??? Shut up.[/QUOTE]
then its like saying I dont want to see Beverly Hills Cop b/c its not realistic. or Indiana Jones, or Lord of the Rings etc etc etc
the reasons for liking this movie are pretty lame.....i mean, its your money, but I would catch up to yall fools later if this is your pitch to see the flick.....I'd f*ck a female or something while you guys go see this terrible movie
'Me? nah, imma get at keisha tonight.... I'll holla"
[QUOTE=kentatm]then its like saying I dont want to see Beverly Hills Cop b/c its not realistic. or Indiana Jones, or Lord of the Rings etc etc etc[/QUOTE]
No its not! Stop it.
[QUOTE] No its nothing like saying that! Do we have any proof that aliens dont exist? Some believe they do, others dont. We have proof that snakes dont just go around on a plane full of passengers killing and eating them. Get real. Sameul L Jackson walkin on phucking SEATS as snakes are playing hide n seek to bite him. Since when did a snake stalk a human being like that??? Shut up.
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Do you have any proof that snakes messing up a plane cannot happen? It's the same question you asked just phrased differently. Both are not likely to happen, yet you seem to think that watching a movie for the "realness" effect only applies to movies you dislike. What about Gladiator? None of the history actually went down that way, yet it won best movie. What about Collateral? Is their proof that hit men go recruiting taxi drivers to do their bidding? How real is that? I find it also strikingly odd and humurous that you say "Get real" and then defend the authenticity of aliens with high brain capacity.