[QUOTE=hayden695]My stalking game>>>Yours.
I got shots of Catz in the shower. What what![/QUOTE]
Please. I have a shrine to Starface in my closet, ala Helga in "Hey Arnold".
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[QUOTE=hayden695]My stalking game>>>Yours.
I got shots of Catz in the shower. What what![/QUOTE]
Please. I have a shrine to Starface in my closet, ala Helga in "Hey Arnold".
[QUOTE=DonDadda59]Why is posting headshots a big deal anyway? You guys do realize that literally anyone who wants headshots can get them right?
The real question is how the hell is this guy going to get any casting director or agent to take 15 seconds out of their day to acknowledge that he even exists. Headshots w/ no credits, no training, and a d*uchebag countenance/attitude= shit in your hands.[/QUOTE]
The line is getting longer!
To answer your question, it's beginning to look like all I really need to do it send a prospective agent a link to this thread, so he can see just how many people seem to be keen on following my every move.
HOWEVER, the time has come for me to stand on my principles. I will not post in this thread again until Gobb states what he does for a living. And it can't be a sarcastic, facetious, or dismissive answer. Gobb has to state in complete earnest what it is he does for a living, as a profession, to earn income, etc and give a few quick details to indicate it's legit and then I will respond by posting my headshot.
Otherwise this thread and the prospect of my posting headshots in it are dead to me.
[QUOTE=EroticVanilla]Please. I have a shrine to Starface in my closet, ala Helga in "Hey Arnold".[/QUOTE]
Dude, I already pre-ordered tickets to his first movie. And if I ever see him in the real world I plan on chaining him up in my basement and making him my gimp ala "Pulp Fiction"
[QUOTE=Tito Beasley]The line is getting longer![/QUOTE]
n*gga please :oldlol:
If I title 9'd you we still wouldn't be playing the same game. Difference between me and you, regardless of how great and notable you think you are, is that within my first 3 months of pursuing acting, I got a starring role on a major tv show... had the director personally sit in on my call back audition. And just a week and 1/2 ago, I was signed to an exclusive deal with a major bicoastal talent agency.
So forgive me if I don't hop on your bandwagon.
[QUOTE=Tito Beasley]The line is getting longer!
To answer your question, it's beginning to look like all I really need to do it send a prospective agent a link to this thread, so he can see just how many people seem to be keen on following my every move.
HOWEVER, the time has come for me to stand on my principles. I will not post in this thread again until Gobb states what he does for a living. And it can't be a sarcastic, facetious, or dismissive answer. Gobb has to state in complete earnest what it is he does for a living, as a profession, to earn income, etc and give a few quick details to indicate it's legit and then I will respond by posting my headshot.
Otherwise this thread and the prospect of my posting headshots in it are dead to me.[/QUOTE]
If I recall correctly DonDadda59 is another guy already in the business. If so it may be smart to try to take in what he has said.
[QUOTE=DonDadda59]n*gga please :oldlol:
If I title 9'd you we still wouldn't be playing the same game. Difference between me and you, regardless of how great and notable you think you are, is that within my first 3 months of pursuing acting, I got a starring role on a major tv show... had the director personally sit in on my call back audition. And just a week and 1/2 ago, I was signed to an exclusive deal with a major bicoastal talent agency.
So forgive me if I don't hop on your bandwagon.[/QUOTE]
Jeez looks like I'm off the Tito wagon and on yours. Major props on all that.
[QUOTE=hayden695]Dude, I already pre-ordered tickets to his first movie. And if I ever see him in the real world I plan on chaining him up in my basement and making him my gimp ala "Pulp Fiction"[/QUOTE]
I'm going to skin and hide Starfaces hide, and eat his organs, so he will always be with me and inside me.
[QUOTE=EroticVanilla]I'm going to skin and hide Starfaces hide, and eat his organs, so he will always be with me and inside me.[/QUOTE]
I'm gonna Transplant half his brain into mine so I ca be as clever and smart as him. And possibly wear his skin as an overcoat.
[QUOTE=DonDadda59]n*gga please :oldlol:
If I title 9'd you we still wouldn't be playing the same game. Difference between me and you, regardless of how great and notable you think you are, is that within my first 3 months of pursuing acting, I got a starring role on a major tv show... had the director personally sit in on my call back audition. And just a week and 1/2 ago, I was signed to an exclusive deal with a major bicoastal talent agency.
So forgive me if I don't hop on your bandwagon.[/QUOTE]
is this ISHIOT talk or is this real.... anyone know who this guy is in real life?
[QUOTE=hayden695]I'm gonna Transplant half his brain into mine so I ca be as clever and smart as him. And possibly wear his skin as an overcoat.[/QUOTE]
Tis but a fools dream to ever be in the stratosphere of intelligence that the great starface has entered. His original username is representative of many things: he is as bright and as hot as a star, his meteoric rise to the top of Hollywood is reminiscent of Haley's comet, legends like him are one in a generation.
Needless to say I would commit suicide just on the off chance that Hinduism is right and I were reborn as just one cell on this gods body. The risk of being wrong about Hinduism is worth the reward of being right.
[QUOTE=EroticVanilla]Tis but a fools dream to ever be in the stratosphere of intelligence that the great starface has entered. His original username is representative of many things: he is as bright and as hot as a star, his meteoric rise to the top of Hollywood is reminiscent of Haley's comet, legends like him are one in a generation.
Needless to say I would commit suicide just on the off chance that Hinduism is right and I were reborn as just one cell on this gobs body. The risk of being wrong about Hinduism is worth the reward of being right.[/QUOTE]
:wtf: :rockon: :roll: :lol :oldlol: :D :eek: :bowdown: :pimp: :banana:
[QUOTE=mattevans11]is this ISHIOT talk or is this real.... anyone know who this guy is in real life?[/QUOTE]
I believe it is real. Don posted a vid of one of is parts in a show.
And Vanilla you win. I cannot compete with metaphors including Hayleys comet.
[QUOTE=hayden695]I believe it is real. Don posted a vid of one of is parts in a show.
And Vanilla you win. I cannot compete with metaphors including Hayleys comet.[/QUOTE]
Hayley's comet was a good one. It comes around once ever 80 years just like an acting talent of Starfaces potential.
[QUOTE=EroticVanilla]Hayley's comet was a good one. It comes around once ever 80 years just like an acting talent of Starfaces potential.[/QUOTE]
I am trying to think of a better one. But all I can think of are lame ones about Keiser Soze for whatever reason.
[QUOTE=mattevans11]is this ISHIOT talk or is this real.... anyone know who this guy is in real life?[/QUOTE]
I can't verify his agency but he definitely had a part on ER or some other episodic procedural medical drama. He had a link to it here at the time and he was good. He's got "a look", I'd put him in something. Tough to gauge someone's chops from limited footage but as long as you can deliver lines and hit your marks it's more about getting the opportunity than it is some profound rare talent. There are definitely some people with a gift for facial subtlety and other things that I might consider strong "virtues" of a screen actor, but I've worked enough now to where I really believe it's just a matter of having a certain look and being able to deliver lines. Some of these actors/actresses seem so shitty when you're filming but you shoot it so many times, shoot so much coverage, ADR, music/post production, by the time the final edit hits it's seamless. Other times they suck regardless but stay working because they're attractive or recognizable or whatever it is that keeps actors working.
[QUOTE=DonDadda59]n*gga please :oldlol:
I was signed to an exclusive deal with a major bicoastal talent agency..[/QUOTE]
which agency, if you dont mind? you gonna be in LA at some point or gonna milk the east coast a bit longer?
[QUOTE=DonDadda59]Why is posting headshots a big deal anyway? You guys do realize that literally anyone who wants headshots can get them right?
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I have seen some of the funniest f*cking headshots, I wish it were ethical to compile some of them for a funny bathroom reader. Hideous style, hideous choices, hair/makeup, expressions, etc. Amazing. We get these little printouts from central casting when we're casting weird shit like dead bodies or guys in the band (odd parts where we need a non speaking specialty role) that have 9 little polaroid type shots of actors, truly unbelievable, you can't believe the nut jobs in this town.
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The real question is how the hell is this guy going to get any casting director or agent to take 15 seconds out of their day to acknowledge that he even exists. Headshots w/ no credits, no training, and a d*uchebag countenance/attitude= shit in your hands.[/QUOTE]
sadly there's a lot of truth to this, I was going to suggest (to you Starface) making a few things up on your resume. Commercials or plays back east maybe, I don't know. Not sure it matters but I know they aren't going to look into that stuff. And I stand by the suggestion of getting on low budget indy stuff so you can build up your reel. DonDadda will even admit there's a lot of luck involved. Luck and nepotism, you're gonna need a little bit of one or the other (or both). Be cool to everyone you meet on these productions, you never know who's going to be producing or directing some thing you'd like to be in.
anyways you guys should play nice, maybe you'll be in the next miami vice together. (someone with good photoshop skills please make a miami vice poster with starface as don johnson and don as tubbs)