A new King was crowned today

[QUOTE=TheMan;14770901]Your royal highness, I implore unto thee that you name RRR3 as the head eunuch for he surely will leave your bevy of wenches, ahem I mean maidens, untouched. What say you, m'lord? SATAN would also serve well as another eunuch.

Also, for giving sage advice to thee, I ask that you may consider your humble servent as the head of your court...I await your gracious response.[/QUOTE]

I, Patrick Chewing as King of ISH, on this day the 6th of May in the year of our Lord 2023 hereby decree that RRR3 is the village eunuch AS WELL AS the village idiot. I also decree that every low level soldier and Knight within my army can use RRR3 as a training dummy when preparing for war.

Per your your request to be assigned as the head of my court, I have thought it over long and hard and I, as King of ISH, have decided that based on your previous loyalty and friendly relationship we have had over the years, that I will elevate your status as Head of Court to be effective immediately. You will have the keys to the castle and I trust in your judgement. I also name you as Head of Music in my court and fully expect Iron Maiden to be the band we march to when headed to war.

I only ask for your continued loyalty and for a continuous flow of the finest of Mexican women to bed me each and every night.

I have spoken.

Ehem. In case you're wondering, kings don't snitch at all. :durantunimpressed:

[QUOTE=Axe;14770950]Ehem. In case you're wondering, kings don't snitch at all. :durantunimpressed:[/QUOTE]

That's why you'll never be a king.

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So this got me wondering, who is the undisputed King of ISH? I think it's clearly me. Jeff is merely a website owner, but he is no King. In terms of who rules the message board, there is no one other than yours truly. I am a fair King too. All have the freedom to come and go as they please within my kingdom. However, if you lean Left, you are a threat to this kingdom and my solemn advice would be to tone your rhetoric down to but a whisper, or change your ideology all together.

As there are no women on this board, there can be no Queen, and no, we do accept those who identify as women to be Queens. You must be a biological female to be a Queen. I hear that many years ago there used to be women who posted on this board, but the incels with awkward social skills ran them off. Such a shame.

My Court is simple. If you are an ally to your Royal Highness, then you are on my Court. Our Court is vast. It even has a 3-point arc. And just know that you boys are all appreciated. Your King truly appreciates your friendship and your loyalty.

And finally, we have the Court Jesters. Those I will name personally because I feel it's important to know who the clowns, I mean Court Jesters of ISH are. So here they go:

Jasper
Axe
RRR3
highweight
Lakers Legend
blade
Off the Court
Facepalm
BurningHammer
eliteballer
kabar
And1AllDay

There are a few more Jesters, but alas, your King cannot spend all day naming them. Just know that without you clowns, err I mean Court Jesters, ISH would not be as entertaining.

And before you all start to wonder about who my successors are, I will address that today in front of you all. Should I fall ill or should I decide to step down as ISH King either willfully or by force by Jeff and his team of lawyers (cause you know who Jeff is), I do have a couple of successors in place to claim the throne. They are my truly great friends, Nanners and Jstern.

I will only say this about the two of them. Nanners rules with an iron fist. So it is imperative that yours truly stay in power. JStern on the hand is more practical. More calculating. And there is something to always think about when dealing with a superior monarch from an intellectual standpoint with calculating skills. So yes, kneel to me, respect the crown, and all will be roses on this site.

This is the way.

Yours truly,

His Royal Highness Patrick Chewing[/QUOTE]

This wasn't funny at all. Do you know that? Not even amusing. I can't believe this is what you do with your weekends.

45 years old. Wow.

[QUOTE=jstern;14771169]:blah[/QUOTE]
Go tell that to op. He actually made a thread snitching about satan and requested it to be deleted after the latter got banned. And i'm not even lying here. :confusedshrug:

[QUOTE=Axe;14771188]Go tell that to op. He actually made a thread snitching about satan and requested it to be deleted after the latter got banned. And i'm not even lying here. :confusedshrug:[/QUOTE]

Your butt buddy SATAN (dumbest username in history) broke the rules. Don't like it? Don't break the rules.


This kingdom is fair, but you children need to learn how to draw within the lines. Kind of like that video jstern posted. Now dance for me fool! Entertain your king!

The 45 year old couch potato keeps begging for attention.

Sad.

[QUOTE=SATAN;14771204]The 45 year old couch potato keeps begging for attention.

Sad.[/QUOTE]
Lmao.

[QUOTE=SATAN;14771204]The 45 year old couch potato keeps begging for attention.

Sad.[/QUOTE]

Says the guy following me around the board replying to every one of my posts. :oldlol:

[QUOTE=Patrick Chewing;14770895]One of my favorite jesters! Hahahaha!!![/QUOTE]

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Imagine the 45 year old slob named Poopsie sitting at home probably drinking Bud Light and making a thread like this to entertain himself.

It's honestly some of the saddest shit I've ever seen. Not even joking. You are literally the biggest idiot of all time. A total clown.

What a weirdo. :kobe:

Also the Knicks will never make the finals again in your life time. :kobe:

[QUOTE=Patrick Chewing;14770707]Here is a list of posters that CONSTANTLY own me:

Jasper
Axe
RRR3
highweight
Lakers Legend
blade
Off the Court
Facepalm
BurningHammer
eliteballer
kabar
And1AllDay

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ftfy

[QUOTE=MrFonzworth;14770749]OPs the burger king of ish[/QUOTE]

end of thread:yaohappy::yaohappy::yaohappy:

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His Royal Highness Patrick Chewing[/QUOTE]
FIX IT As$ hole : [url]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iiHX2653XPE[/url]
Your royal annas :

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[QUOTE=SATAN;14771231]ftfy[/QUOTE]
Hahaha