What's the Fattest Thing You've ever done?

The first time I blazed I was with my friends and didn't know what to expect. I knew I would get munchies, but with the numb fealings and all the thoughts going through my head, I started getting worried which added hunger to my munchies.

We scavanged his house for food, I ate a whole bowl of fruit (Didn't share with them "Lol PWNZOR")

Then we went back to my place and ate everything in my freezer and took that **** to the bus which took us to Wonderland (Theme park for you retards)

Add to that random sugar cakes and **** over there and rides, it wasn't a good day.

I hadn't gone food shopping in a week or so, so there wasn't much left in my house to eat. I made grilled cheese, and ultimately wasn't satisfied with just the cheese, so I heated up some breakfast sausages, and added like five to each sandwich. I almost threw up immediately after I finished the second sandwhich. I'll never do that again.

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yeah quite an accomplishment on my part:roll: :banana: :roll: :banana:

[QUOTE=jaydacris]your mom[/QUOTE]

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I eat out of boredom sometimes. Just cuz there's a lot of food in my house. lol

Sometimes I smell my my fingers after I eat something really good...And whenever I buy Cheeseburgers, I eat the melted Cheese that's stuck to the wrapper...I'm a real fatass.

I once ate nine White Castle sliders, plus 3 slices of pizza in about half an hour. Tasted awesome, but I took the most painful **** about four hours later :(

[QUOTE=shafir]I once ate nine White Castle sliders, plus 3 slices of pizza in about half an hour. Tasted awesome, but I took the most painful **** about four hours later :([/QUOTE]

mmm i had a similar thing happen to me.
i was recently in ny, and my friend and i decided to pay homage to 'harold and kumar' by going to whitecastle. we ordered one of those 30 burger packs and large chips, a couple of drinks.

we managed to finish the burgers and chips, but needless to say were chucking up in the carpark a quarter hour later :oldlol:

Back when I was a fat ass, it wasn't unusual for me to get a Nacho Bell Grande, Nacho Cheese Chalupa and Double Decker Supreme from Taco Bell.

Four Redbullz
Two shotz Vodka
Two Lamb Gyroez with Small Friez
Seven Slicez of Greek Pizza
Four Bowlz of Breyer'z Mint Chocolate Chip Ice Cream

Body fat shot up to 4%!

Needless to say, I fasted the entire day after, and did three hours of H.i.i.T.

(True story)

That's three percent too many.

Killed half a keg the day after the Super Bowl by myself!!!

:rockon:

i went to subway the other day and got two footlong subs because they were 5 bucks each and i thought i would have one for lunch and one for dinner, i ate them both in less than an hour. there's this place called "taco johns" in the midwest that sells "six pack and a pound" (six tacos and a pound of these potato oles that are like spicy tater tots) and whenever i go home for the holidays or whatever i have been known to eat the whole f*cking thing.

[QUOTE=JEFFERSON MONEY]Four Redbullz
Two shotz Vodka
Two Lamb Gyroez with Small Friez
Seven Slicez of Greek Pizza
Four Bowlz of Breyer'z Mint Chocolate Chip Ice Cream

Body fat shot up to 4%!

Needless to say, I fasted the entire day after, and did three hours of H.i.i.T.

(True story)[/QUOTE]
what were u fasting for>

[QUOTE=JEFFERSON MONEY]Four Redbullz
Two shotz Vodka
Two Lamb Gyroez with Small Friez
Seven Slicez of Greek Pizza
Four Bowlz of Breyer'z Mint Chocolate Chip Ice Cream

Body fat shot up to 4%!

Needless to say, I fasted the entire day after, and did three hours of H.i.i.T.

(True story)[/QUOTE]

3 hours of hitt :oldlol:

[QUOTE=reppy]Back when I was a fat ass, it wasn't unusual for me to get a Nacho Bell Grande, Nacho Cheese Chalupa and Double Decker Supreme from Taco Bell.[/QUOTE]

How'd you lose all your weight?