[QUOTE]The LA Clippers
they have a guy whose name is
Boniface N'Dong[/QUOTE]
thats the best one, lol
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[QUOTE]The LA Clippers
they have a guy whose name is
Boniface N'Dong[/QUOTE]
thats the best one, lol
[QUOTE]Toronto Raptors
Chris Bosh is a dinosaur
that's why he plays there[/QUOTE]
:roll: :roll:
[QUOTE=saKf]Seattle Sonics
'Shard and Jesus Shuttlesworth
light it up from three[/QUOTE]
youre in the haiku zone sakf!!:cheers:
stern's responsible,
the league's image is first class
what is sacrificed?
the league's popular
thinkin' 'bout seein' a game?
can you afford it?
no recent titles
still rebuilding after mike
dre's pretty blue eyes
ben to spark them late
intriguing, but weak inside
and kirk still can't shoot
playing four on five
this offense can't work too well
gross fat men dancing
Blazers
Team of youth needs a little time
To learn to play and commit crime
Dallas Mavericks
Dirk hitting fadeaway Js
Until the Finals:wtf:
west's perfect jumper
hawkins gliding through the air
gervin's finger roll
Look at Jerome James
He had one good playoff run
Hes a hustler
Minny Timberwolves
Will they suceed with Mike James?
Not a bentley though
[QUOTE=indenial]Blazers
Team of youth needs a little time
To learn to play and commit crime[/QUOTE]
just a little reminder...
((Haiku is a poetic form and a type of poetry from the Japanese culture. Haiku combines form, content, and language in a meaningful, yet compact form. Haiku poets, which you will soon be, write about everyday things. Many themes include nature, feelings, or experiences. Usually they use simple words and grammar. The most common form for Haiku is three short lines. [U]The first line usually contains five (5) syllables, the second line seven (7) syllables, and the third line contains five (5) syllables. Haiku doesn't rhyme. A Haiku must "paint" a mental image in the reader's mind[/U]. This is the challenge of Haiku - to put the poem's meaning and imagery in the reader's mind in ONLY 17 syllables over just three (3) lines of poetry!))
bassy gets away
blake for a canadian
back to dan the ****
zach and his sex acts
d-miles would rather freestyle
spanish chocolate!
media field day
D-Ferry, meet Bonzi's spit
dude had it comin
sacramento guard
guess he was just too gangsta
makes artest look sane
parking lot pep talk
discussing corrupt play calls
they sure miss Sheed now
third pick like jordan
Diabetic communist
needs a damn razor
Gary Coleman wins!
the dunk was spud-tacular
...after forty tries
Kobe raped a girl!
what does it take to forget?
wow, eighty-one points
like a wise man said
Cocaine: one hell of a drug
Shawn Kemp's back baby
melo smoothe motion
kenyon at odds with rim and coach
Boykins dwarf
Shaq shoots a free throw
somewhere, baby jesus cries
must have been the sweat
chris paul drives the lane
passes to peja for three
hornets still lack d
on basketball court
judge kobe just for his game
he and she know truth
kobe shoots... denied!
aims for the hole... ooh, rare miss
net? no - the booty!
ARCO getttin too loud
Bibby Draining 3's
Artest fighting the crowd!
Lonny Baxter's shot
dead-on. oh well, he'll have fun
with Maurice Clarett
Jarrett Jack is good
Martell Webster is better
shouldve got Chris Paul
keep speedy claxton?
or pick up Bobby Jackson
have fun with the hawwwks
Salim Stoudamire
shoots 3's deeper than Damon
he smokes more weed too
first they lose artest
then peja, then freddy jones?
what next...? besides games
Jasikevicsius?
does that have five syllables?
does anyone care?
Jermaine O'Neal's punch
knocked that motherf*cker out
Stephen Jackson? weak
Sheed versus big Ben
whose numbers will improve
not points: million$
how can you say that?
Ben Wallace: Sell-out? he seemed
so nice about it
Sign Toni Kukoc!
after you sign Qyntel Woods!
not Andrew DeClerQ!
T-Mac's back stiiiill hurts
but they signed Shane Battier:
Team USA's b*tch
Timberwolves are dead.
His name was Malik Sealy.
why not Andray Blatche?
or Jay Williams, God?
i know it's messed up, but why
mess with those T-wolves..?
Crocodile Hunter!?!?
you too?! just for once why not
Just Killed: Tim Duncan
(sorry ms. duncan and all those lame spur bandwagoners)
Kobe Bryant: star!
Vanessa Bryant: not raped
at least: we hope not
Shaquille O'Neal: Big
also: not guilty of rape
unlike sooome Lakers
Wooden's legacy
10 NCAA Titles
None for 'SC, though...
the Knicks are dope, dude
Payroll so high, must have bought
some bridge in brooklyn
Q-Rich, what happened?
was it Brandy? your brother?
lost more than Knicks games
fourteen ninety-eight?
I'm supposed to ball in these?
shouldve bought LeBrons...
wearing cheap-ass shoes,
the kids will make fun of me
- why not twelve dollars?
David Stern is rich
the modern-day slavemaster
sellin his cotton
Toronto Raptors
play for them - only if you're
a European
Vince wanted to leave
got sick of their damn accents
what's the big deal, eh?
C Villanueva
had no eyebrows. so he's gone
forty seven points!
TJ Ford wont stay
hopefully his spinal cord
does stay. Drink your milk!
Jose Calderon,
just challenged Garbajosa -
bullfight to the death!
how about those spurs
no seriously, that's it
they're freakin boring
Steve Nash plays soccer
he plays hockey, plays guitar
basketball at times
but stephon would win
one-on-one every time.
.white conspiracy.
the Canadian
Professor (kid from And1)-
but old and bug-eyed
Mike D'Antoni
USA's best coach somehow
but not Italy's
or Argentina's
and Greece? then why did we lose:
had to be the coach
Melo the ballhog
Lebron the distributor
D-Wade, the free throws
but Chris crappy Bosh?
did Villanueva say no?
much better player
{(also, Toronto had better win percentage with him)}
Boston is PP,
Overrated young ballers,
Overpaid white dudes
Danny at draft day
C'mon and pick some good ones
Doh... Kendrick Perkins
Wally Szczerbiak
Pop the 3... clang... play no D
3yr threesix mil
Smoke the cigar Red
The GM did one good thing
Smoke the Blount Minny
Curse of the Celtics
Reggie and Len RIP
Telfair to play point
97 Draft
Gday mate its Ben Pepper
Still waiting to play
GGreen superfreak
Blow right past, dunk on your head
Got missing finger
Allan Ray is not
second coming of Jesus
Danny flunked English
Who will play the point?
Telfair, Delonte, Rondo?
Who cares... they all suck
Danny and Rivers
Role players back in the day
Leaders to nowhere
One more...
Chuck Person, Auburn
white suit goes with...ummm..pink tie
Draft Day fashion king