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I like my women how I like my coffee
Without a p[I]e[/I]nis.
What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer?
We are both lawyers
A horse walked into a bar. Several patrons got up and left as they spotted the potential danger in the situation.
[QUOTE=Faptastrophe]I like my women how I like my coffee
Without a p[I]e[/I]nis.[/QUOTE]
I like my coffee how I like my women
With extra cream
What did they boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas?
Cancer
[QUOTE=LamarOdom]LamarOdom: Hey Fap, if you were a caveman, you would die.
Faptastrophe: Why?
LamarOdom: Cause everybody dies.[/QUOTE]
Did you tell me this exact joke because you know how I feel about death? :(
A man walks into a bar, he is an alcoholic and is ruining his family.
What is red and bad for your teeth?
A brick.
How do you make a plumber cry?
Kill his family
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How many jews does it take to change a light bulb?
Two, one to change the bulb and the other to hold the ladder so the first man won't fall and hurt himself.
Also, props to SPK for doing this. Wish I could go back to China. One of the best 10-day stretches of my life. :pimp:
A visibly exhausted man walks up to a bar and orders a strong drink. The bartender says to him "Long day?" to which the man replied "no, all days are 24 hours long", amazed at how uneducated the bartender is.
What's green, blue, red, yellow, and pink?
Colors.
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[QUOTE=LamarOdom][B]Do some racist jokes but keep them tasteful[/B]....[/QUOTE]
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[QUOTE=NotYetGreat]Also, props to SPK for doing this. Wish I could go back to China. One of the best 10-day stretches of my life. :pimp:[/QUOTE]
What parts of China did you visit? Was it an immersion trip or something?
$105 now.
[QUOTE=LamarOdom]What did Whitney Houston and Apollo 13 have in common?
A major crack problem
Too soon?[/QUOTE]
I lit a candle at her grave today.
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I saw this book about Whitney Houston today at walmart.....
It, it was dope. I cracked it open and I was hooked. It was so addicting I couldn't put it down, I had to finish reading it in the bathtub.
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It's for the charity! :oldlol:
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❤♥❥♡
[QUOTE=SourPatchKids]❤♥❥♡[/QUOTE]
We're gonna get those kids the basketball courts they deserve!
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I haven't taken an IQ test, but I'm an athiest. So my IQ must be at least 9000+
[QUOTE=Faptastrophe]We're gonna get those kids the basketball courts they deserve![/QUOTE]
Boo-yah! Also some upgrades need to be made.
[QUOTE=SourPatchKids]What parts of China did you visit? Was it an immersion trip or something?[/QUOTE]
Yeah, was for a youth leadership conference. :oldlol: Beijing, Huangzhong, then Shanghai. Visited the Great Wall, Forbidden City, some small tea house in Huangzhong (that place is seriously chill), then we topped it off with the World Expo in Shanghai.
What do you call white people sitting on a bench?
A basketball game.
Get the guys from BTE to help they're little brother out.
I'm kinda flying solo right now.
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[QUOTE=LamarOdom]I'm withca, see y'all soon I'll be in the BTE to make some advertisement that even ,.................. can't stop-[/QUOTE]
ok. :cheers: dont get banned for that thing you posted, though.
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We need next Yao Ming's and Jeremy Lin's. Get your shit together, guys!
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Hey I just met you,
and this is crazy
But here's my basement,
I'm John Wayne Gacy.
Don't show this thread to your mother, SPK.
[QUOTE=Faptastrophe]Hey I just met you,
and this is crazy
But here's my basement,
I'm John Wayne Gacy.
Don't show this thread to your mother, SPK.[/QUOTE]
I'll show her last page for proof.
i'll match her donation if she takes a picture of herself holding up a sign that says ISH = #1.
^ :lol
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Somewhere out there...
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SPK, you're obviously good with numbers.. how many money 26 posts got me?
[QUOTE=Faptastrophe]SPK, you're obviously good with numbers.. how many money 26 posts got me?[/QUOTE]
$1.50 right? 39 then.
[QUOTE=NotYetGreat]$1.50 right? 39 then.[/QUOTE]
Are you asian too?
[COLOR="white"]silly joke.[/COLOR]
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They are eager.
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