Everything is proceeding as I have foreseen.

[QUOTE=RRR3]Ben, why didn't you tell me? You told me Darth Vader killed my father.[/QUOTE]

Look kid, you are putting me on the spot here but since you asked I'll tell you.

Yoda and I were too old so we needed you to knock off Darth Vader for us. We figured that if you knew he was your father you wouldn't do it. So, I kinda left that part out when I stated teaching you about the force and all that. It's a little sneeky, I admit, but I did what I had to do.

We've all done things we aren't proud of. I didn't tell you the whole truth about your father. You made out with your sister. What can you do, shit happens.

[QUOTE=Kobe 4 The Win]Look kid, you are putting me on the spot here but since you asked I'll tell you.

Yoda and I were too old so we needed you to knock off Darth Vader for us. We figured that if you knew he was your father you wouldn't do it. So, I kinda left that part out when I stated teaching you about the force and all that. It's a little sneeky, I admit, but I did what I had to do.

We've all done things we aren't proud of. I didn't tell you the whole truth about your father. [B] You made out with your sister.[/B] What can you do, shit happens.[/QUOTE]
Now wait a minute Ben, that's below the belt!

[QUOTE=SpecialQue]Yeah, because George having absolute control worked wonders for the prequels...[/QUOTE]

Yeah, that is why I said [I][B]even more[/B][/I].

:oldlol:

[QUOTE=RRR3]Now wait a minute Ben, that's below the belt![/QUOTE]

Hey Luke I'm not putting you on trial. She's pretty hot, no judgement.

If anyone should take shit for it it's her.

After all, she did admit that she always knew you were her brother. Just sayin'.

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GOD DAMMIT JarJarBe!!! Get out of here!!!
You are ruining the greatest thread ever!!!! :rant

[QUOTE=Kobe 4 The Win]Hey Luke I'm not putting you on trial. She's pretty hot, no judgement.

If anyone should take shit for it it's her.

After all, she did admit that she always knew you were her brother. Just sayin'.[/QUOTE]
She knew??!?!?!? :eek: :wtf:

This thread was epic :roll:

[QUOTE=RRR3]She knew??!?!?!? :eek: :wtf:[/QUOTE]

Yeah, she's a little kinky. Keep it under your hat because Han Solo would be pissed if he found out.

[QUOTE=Kobe 4 The Win]Yeah, she's a little kinky. Keep it under your hat because Han Solo would be pissed if he found out.[/QUOTE]
Shit, that's not messed up. I won't tell Han, though, don't worry. What Han doesn't know won't hurt him. I won't kill my father though, Ben, I can still feel the good in him. I have to save him.

[QUOTE=The Emperor]Everything that has transpired has done so according to my design. Your hero, Lebron, down there in florida, is walking into a trap, as is your Miami Heat. It was I who allowed the Heat to gather 3 superstars! Lakers are quite safe from your pitiful little band. An entire legion of my best troops awaits them in LA! Oh, I'm afraid Dwight Howard will be quite operational when your friends arrive.[/QUOTE]
:roll: :roll: :roll: :pimp:

[QUOTE=Nets fan 93]:roll: :roll: :roll: :pimp:[/QUOTE]
A stormtrooper!!! *slashes with Lightsaber*

[QUOTE=RRR3]Shit, that's not messed up. I won't tell Han, though, don't worry. What Han doesn't know won't hurt him. I won't kill my father though, Ben, I can still feel the good in him. I have to save him.[/QUOTE]

Good luck with that kid. Just a heads up, the Emperor can shoot lightning out of his hands. It's pretty gnarly so watch out.

[QUOTE=RRR3]A stormtrooper!!! *slashes with Lightsaber*[/QUOTE]
A storm trooper? nahhh luke it is I boba fett.

[IMG]http://img2-1.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/020516/143111__boba_l.jpg[/IMG]

That pitt didnt kill me:yaohappy:

[QUOTE=Kobe 4 The Win]Good luck with that kid. Just a heads up, the Emperor can shoot lightning out of his hands. It's pretty gnarly so watch out.[/QUOTE]
The emperor is a concern for me. I must free my father from his spell.

[QUOTE=Nets fan 93]A storm trooper? nahhh luke it is I boba fett.

[IMG]http://img2-1.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/020516/143111__boba_l.jpg[/IMG]

That pitt didnt kill me:yaohappy:[/QUOTE]
Damn it Han your death blow missed! How is this M'fer alive?!?!?!?

[QUOTE=RRR3]*anger swells to nearly uncontrollable level*[/QUOTE]

Good! Use your aggresive feelings, boy. Let the hate flow through you.

[QUOTE=The Emperor]Good! Use your aggresive feelings, boy. Let the hate flow through you.[/QUOTE]
*uses force to grab lightsaber, swings down at emperor*

[QUOTE=RRR3]*uses force to grab lightsaber, swings down at emperor*[/QUOTE]

Obi Wan has taught you well.

[QUOTE=Darth Vader]Obi Wan has taught you well.[/QUOTE]
I will not fight you, father.

[QUOTE=RRR3]I will not fight you, father.[/QUOTE]

If you will not fight, then you will meet your destiny.

[QUOTE=Darth Vader]If you will not fight, then you will meet your destiny.[/QUOTE]
*dodges lightsaber throw, goes off and hides*

nerd night it is

[QUOTE=RRR3]*dodges lightsaber throw, goes off and hides*[/QUOTE]

You cannot hide forever, RRR3.

[QUOTE=Darth Vader]You cannot hide forever, RRR3.[/QUOTE]
I will not fight you.

[QUOTE=RRR3]I will not fight you.[/QUOTE]

Give yourself to the Lakers. It is the only way you can save the Heat. Yes, your thoughts betray you. Your feelings for them are strong. Especially for... sister. So, you have a twin sister. Your feelings have now betrayed Bosh, too. Obi-Wan was wise to hide her from me. Now his failure is complete. If you will not turn to the Dark Side... then perhaps Bosh will...

[QUOTE=Darth Vader]Give yourself to the Lakers. It is the only way you can save the Heat. Yes, your thoughts betray you. Your feelings for them are strong. Especially for... sister. So, you have a twin sister. Your feelings have now betrayed Bosh, too. Obi-Wan was wise to hide her from me. Now his failure is complete. If you will not turn to the Dark Side... then perhaps Bosh will...[/QUOTE]
NOOOOOOO!!!!!

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*stands angrily over Vader, pointing saber down at him*

:lol

[QUOTE=RRR3]NOOOOOOO!!!!!

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*stands angrily over Vader, pointing saber down at him*[/QUOTE]

Good! Your hate has made you powerful. Now fulfill your destiny and take your father's place at my side

[QUOTE=The Emperor]Good! Your hate has made you powerful. Now fulfill your destiny and take your father's place at my side[/QUOTE]
Never! I'll never turn to the Lakers! You've failed, your highness. I am a LeBron fan, like my father before me.


*throws lightsaber away*

[QUOTE=RRR3]Never! I'll never turn to the Lakers! You've failed, your highness. I am a LeBron fan, like my father before me.


*throws lightsaber away*[/QUOTE]

If you will not be turned, you will be destroyed!

[QUOTE=The Emperor]If you will not be turned, you will be destroyed!
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FATHER PLEASE HELP ME!!!!!

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Young fool... Only now, at the end, do you understand...

Hi I'm Zedja :D

aghhhh....

Luke, that was the lightening I mentioned earlier. Sucks.

Now, you will pay the price for your lack of vision!

[QUOTE=Kobe 4 The Win]Luke, that was the lightening I mentioned earlier. Sucks.[/QUOTE]
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father please!!!!

Hi I'm Zedja :banana: