Things We Have Done In Real Life That We Wouldnt Tell Anyone Else

[QUOTE=shlver]You were 15 and you molested your cousin? :wtf:[/QUOTE]
Too young or too old? :confusedshrug:

[QUOTE=ace23]19, it was the summer after her freshman year in college. She was asleep when I did the deed.[/QUOTE]

I'm not sure if I believe this or not?

But does she know?

[QUOTE=miller-time]I'm not sure if I believe this or not?

But does she know?[/QUOTE]
I've always had this hunch that she does in the back of my head. She didn't seem to be aware though.

[QUOTE=ace23]Mas[COLOR="Black"]turbat[/COLOR]ed to a member of immediate family
Molested a cousin
Gotten boners around very young girls. Haven't had that one happen in years, though.[/QUOTE]
:biggums:
:biggums:

[QUOTE=ace23]Too young or too old? :confusedshrug:[/QUOTE]
:milton

[QUOTE=ace23]I've always had this hunch that she does in the back of my head. She didn't seem to be aware though.[/QUOTE]
Wow not worthy :bowdown: props for sharing :applause:







But I think she might have been awake

Legit got an erection watching iCarly a few years ago.

[QUOTE=SilkkTheShocker]Legit got an erection watching iCarly a few years ago.[/QUOTE]
Fck the erection, why were you watching iCarly just a few years back?

:biggums:

[QUOTE=L.Kizzle]Fck the erection, why were you watching iCarly just a few years back?

:biggums:[/QUOTE]


Flipping channels one night and it was on :confusedshrug:

[QUOTE=SilkkTheShocker]Legit got an erection watching iCarly a few years ago.[/QUOTE]

Which one did it to you?

[IMG]http://images5.fanpop.com/image/photos/30900000/iCarly-icarly-30962331-767-1024.jpg[/IMG]

[QUOTE=miller-time]Which one did it to you?

[IMG]http://images5.fanpop.com/image/photos/30900000/iCarly-icarly-30962331-767-1024.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]


[IMG]http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110109001505/icarly/images/7/78/1849920350.jpg[/IMG]

Also not sure if counts, because I did tell two other friends. But my ex-girlfriend and I came back from a party drunk as hell about two years ago. She passed out but I was still horny as f.uck. I proceeded to use her hand to jerk me off. She was out pretty cold so I was able to get a decent grip keeping her hand around my c.ock. Before people say I took advantage of her, she used to always talk about how it would be hot to wake up with me f.ucking her. A harmless handjob isn't a big deal :confusedshrug:

Yall some pedaphile ass ni99as in here :roll:

[QUOTE=Mach_3]Yall some pedaphile ass ni99as in here :roll:[/QUOTE]
In my defense I never actually beat off to the iCarly episode. So definitely not pedo....

[QUOTE=SilkkTheShocker]In my defense I never actually beat off to the iCarly episode. So definitely not pedo....[/QUOTE]

Pedophilia is just a sexual attraction towards children, you don't actually have to do anything to be diagnosed as one. Although because of her age I don't think it counts as Pedophilia but Hebephilia or Ephebophilia.

[IMG]http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mb59hmLdq81rw0bh0.jpg[/IMG]

[QUOTE=Canelo_Griffin][IMG]http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mb59hmLdq81rw0bh0.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]
I go to church almost every week. Although, I'm probably due for a confession with the priest.

[QUOTE=Jello]You guys are ****ing strange people. The worst I've done is probably watch animal porn.[/QUOTE]

:wtf: :wtf: That is sicker than anything posted in this thread.

[QUOTE=miller-time]Pedophilia is just a sexual attraction towards children, you don't actually have to do anything to be diagnosed as one. Although because of her age I don't think it counts as Pedophilia but Hebephilia or Ephebophilia.[/QUOTE]
[IMG]http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-Mlm7_0urboc/UB5vZezctTI/AAAAAAAACHE/q4AwO3oQI2c/s1600/carl-winslow.gif[/IMG]

[QUOTE=TylerOO]:wtf: :wtf: That is sicker than anything posted in this thread.[/QUOTE]
Seriously. And at least ace had the courtesy to wait for his cousin to fall asleep. Who the f.uck watches animal porn that is even remotely normal? :oldlol:

[QUOTE=jaydacris]WTF MAN
:wtf:[/QUOTE]
:oldlol: It was a shortlived attraction after being called an incestual freak.

[QUOTE=SilkkTheShocker]In my defense I never actually beat off to the iCarly episode. So definitely not pedo....[/QUOTE]


The fact that you wanted to makes it alright to label you as such :confusedshrug:

[QUOTE=SilkkTheShocker]Also not sure if counts, because I did tell two other friends. But my ex-girlfriend and I came back from a party drunk as hell about two years ago. She passed out but I was still horny as f.uck. I proceeded to use her hand to jerk me off. She was out pretty cold so I was able to get a decent grip keeping her hand around my c.ock. Before people say I took advantage of her, she used to always talk about how it would be hot to wake up with me f.ucking her. A harmless handjob isn't a big deal :confusedshrug:[/QUOTE]
Your ex? I don't know about that one. That's pretty ****ed up.

[QUOTE=Jello]You guys are ****ing strange people. The worst I've done is probably watch animal porn.[/QUOTE]


Animal porn? How the fcuk do they make that? Are they just filming to animals fcuking?...not that i'd want to watch it or anything <_< ...>_>

[QUOTE=SilkkTheShocker]Also not sure if counts, because I did tell two other friends. But my ex-girlfriend and I came back from a party drunk as hell about two years ago. She passed out but I was still horny as f.uck. I proceeded to use her hand to jerk me off. She was out pretty cold so I was able to get a decent grip keeping her hand around my c.ock. Before people say I took advantage of her, she used to always talk about how it would be hot to wake up with me f.ucking her. A harmless handjob isn't a big deal :confusedshrug:[/QUOTE]


Lmaoo that reminds me of how i basically did the same thing with this one chick except i didn't use her hand.

[QUOTE=shlver]Your ex? I don't know about that one. That's pretty ****ed up.[/QUOTE]


It wasn't the best thing to do, but I don't think its nearly that bad.

[QUOTE=Mach_3]Animal porn? How the fcuk do they make that? Are they just filming to animals fcuking?...not that i'd want to watch it or anything <_< ...>_>[/QUOTE]


There is a porn for pretty much everything now. I just don't know how the f.uck anyone can think that animal porn is hot :wtf:

All right, let's lighten things up in here, it's getting a little weird. I discovered fapping the summer after 8th grade and pretty much beat off to every girl I had just graduated with. And I moved in with my ex fiancee after her grandmother passed away and found a script of vicodin while cleaning out her room and took them periodically.

[QUOTE=code green]All right, let's lighten things up in here, it's getting a little weird. I discovered fapping the summer after 8th grade and pretty much beat off to every girl I had just graduated with. And I moved in with my ex fiancee after her grandmother passed away and found a script of vicodin while cleaning out her room and took them periodically.[/QUOTE]


Gross dude. Get a life, weirdo :oldlol:

[QUOTE=code green]All right, let's lighten things up in here, it's getting a little weird. I discovered fapping the summer after 8th grade and pretty much beat off to every girl I had just graduated with. And I moved in with my ex fiancee after her grandmother passed away and found a script of vicodin while cleaning out her room and took them periodically.[/QUOTE]
:biggums: :biggums: :biggums: :biggums:

[QUOTE=code green]All right, let's lighten things up in here, it's getting a little weird. I discovered fapping the summer after 8th grade and pretty much beat off to every girl I had just graduated with. [B]And I moved in with my ex fiancee after her grandmother passed away and found a script of vicodin while cleaning out her room and took them periodically[/B].[/QUOTE]

Good choice! :lol
How old were you?

[QUOTE=Mach_3]The fact that you wanted to makes it alright to label you as such :confusedshrug:[/QUOTE]


Try watching a whole episode of iCarly without getting an erection. I dare you

[QUOTE=CeltsGarlic]Good choice! :lol
How old were you?[/QUOTE]

22 or 23

[QUOTE=ace23]19, it was the summer after her freshman year in college. She was asleep when I did the deed.[/QUOTE]

wait, you jerked off to her, while she was in the room!?

[QUOTE=chips93]wait, you jerked off to her, while she was in the room!?[/QUOTE]
Yeah, but I was doing it through my basketball shorts. I had my phone in my hand, so I would have looked natural had my mom/brothers walked in.

there are some seriously disturbed individuals in here:facepalm

[QUOTE=TheMan]there are some seriously disturbed individuals in here:facepalm[/QUOTE]


The only thing crazy out of line was the guy that watches animal p.orn.

[QUOTE=SilkkTheShocker]The only thing crazy out of line was the guy that watches animal p.orn.[/QUOTE]


maserbating to someone while they sleep certainly crosses the line

also, from your op when u jerk off on that girls underwear, so did yiu just leave some underwear with your c*m on it? or did u clean up afterwards?

[QUOTE=chips93]maserbating to someone while they sleep certainly crosses the line

also, from your op when u jerk off on that girls underwear, so did yiu just leave some underwear with your c*m on it? or did u clean up afterwards?[/QUOTE]

I just pulled the drawer out and and looked down at her panties and eventually shot a round off. She had a lamp on the dresser, so I didn't have to turn her room light on. Thankfully her dresser wasn't that tall because than I would have had to pull the whole drawer out first. In hindisight, I should have probably just grabbed a pair for the road and jerked off into them later. But I wanted to spread my seed across more than one pair at the time for whatever reason.

After reading through this thread I now feel a lot more normal, thanks :cheers: